Samay Raina STILL ALIVE Full Special

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00:00:14You should be big in India's god later and let's go!

00:00:18Samaya is genuinely talented.

00:00:20Samaya's style is bad for me.

00:00:22Why do you feel like the Wi-Fi?

00:00:23What Samaya does?

00:00:24I don't want to be an independent woman.

00:00:26Samaya's good.

00:00:26I speak Braille as well as Kashmiri.

00:00:29Samaya is very good.

00:00:30His audacity is the same.

00:00:32I don't want to see others.

00:00:33I don't want to see others.

00:00:38Okay, bro, I have another question.

00:00:40Would you rather...

00:00:42Supreme Court observed that such language is not acceptable.

00:00:46Supreme Court pulled up.

00:00:47India's got leetons.

00:00:48Professional perverts and full-time idiots.

00:00:51How people would like to...

00:00:52Me.

00:00:52My family and I.

00:00:54Got to worship comedian.

00:00:55No.

00:00:55It is, I am.

00:00:55Please shouldn't come to school.

00:00:57No.

00:00:59The students are poor.

00:00:59The children are poor.

00:01:01I have never been there.

00:01:02We didn't know the people who乖m away from the house.

00:01:04No, never!

00:01:07And people who buy tickets to listen to all this stuff for...

00:01:11They buy tickets and they go to these shows and they sit and listen and they clap for these...

00:01:16Whatever I don't know if these are even jokes.

00:01:24Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage

00:01:54What's up, Bangalore?

00:01:59What a joke, brother.

00:02:02One more time, take care of everyone. Everyone is here.

00:02:07A little bit for our opening act.

00:02:15How did it feel to you?

00:02:16How did it feel to you?

00:02:17He was so nervous in the back stage.

00:02:22My favorite hobby is just a big show before the back stage opening act.

00:02:28I'm enjoying it.

00:02:31I feel so cute.

00:02:34I asked myself, how many people are today?

00:02:37I said, some 11-12 people are excited.

00:02:39Yes, brother, it will be fun.

00:02:40You know, they have dreams in their eyes.

00:02:48They get excited with stand-up.

00:02:51They have hopes and dreams.

00:02:52One day, I'll become a man act.

00:02:54Wow!

00:02:55It's so cute to me.

00:02:57You know?

00:02:57I've got to say, I've got to affect my mind,

00:03:02and I was like this.

00:03:05And now it's a day.

00:03:06And today it's…

00:03:07I'm coming to the next day.

00:03:10I was looking at my face.

00:03:12And I was just watching it behind me.

00:03:15How much I'm doing, I'm thinking.

00:03:20It's for a F.I.R.

00:03:30There's no future, this art form.

00:03:34My mother got the beard biceps.

00:03:38My entire mental health failed.

00:03:49I can't see her too.

00:03:56Nothing comes to me.

00:03:59Beard biceps man, good.

00:04:03The monk who sold my Ferrari.

00:04:16Three F.I.R. are on me, brother.

00:04:19You know, I've always known

00:04:21that one day will be a F.I.R. will happen.

00:04:25But I thought that it would happen

00:04:28that I've been saying something.

00:04:36I didn't say anything in that episode.

00:04:38It was sitting in the chair.

00:04:42We die in the Kashmiris crossfire.

00:04:45I'm dying.

00:04:53I'm dying.

00:04:54Brother, brother.

00:04:56What year is my year?

00:04:58Woo!

00:05:00Bro.

00:05:01Oh my God, man.

00:05:04February came.

00:05:05Fucking hell, bro.

00:05:07Hell broke loose in February.

00:05:09So now we've come to eat.

00:05:11Politicians, celebrities,

00:05:14Sunil Paal.

00:05:19Sunil Paal was saying,

00:05:20you know,

00:05:21you know how to learn from them.

00:05:23You know how to learn from them.

00:05:24You know how to learn from Kapil Sharma.

00:05:26Kapil Sharma was on the next episode.

00:05:36Kapil Sharma was on the same time.

00:05:37The message of Kapil Sharma was on the same time.

00:05:38I love your show.

00:05:39Big fan of the show.

00:05:39What a timing you have.

00:05:42Sunil Paal was coming from the background.

00:05:43What was happening?

00:05:44All the irrelevant people trying to get some limelight by kicking the fucking dead at that time, man.

00:05:50Beep rocked in front of me.

00:05:53I was shocked, man. I love that guy's music, yeah.

00:05:57In two minutes, we were like, beep rocked.

00:06:00Hey!

00:06:01What happened in this show?

00:06:03I will never come to the podcast.

00:06:08Who called you, brother?

00:06:11We all came to the restaurant, and we all came to eat.

00:06:14All!

00:06:15Shakti Maan came, yeah.

00:06:19Shakti Maan, really?

00:06:21Shakti Maan, how will we live with Shakti Maan?

00:06:24Sorry Shakti Maan.

00:06:28Shakti Maan was saying,

00:06:30What would have been going on for children's content?

00:06:33What will it happen on children's content?

00:06:36I don't know how many people are Shakti Maan's.

00:06:39When I was watching the TV, every month there was a news that there was no child watching Shaktimaan from

00:06:45the building.

00:06:48You have killed the kids, brother, and fuck fuck fuck.

00:06:53What did you take a moral high ground, Shaktimaan?

00:06:57What, brother, everyone came in that time.

00:06:59For what?

00:07:02For a fucking joke that people didn't like?

00:07:07I couldn't believe it, the scale they took it to was insane, disproportional.

00:07:12How can you do that for a small joke?

00:07:15Fucking, okay, I've said something, B.R. Weissert has talked about it, who doesn't do it?

00:07:20Your favorite comedian, influencer, podcaster, celebrity cricketer,

00:07:25one thing in life must be done on the internet, which has hurt people.

00:07:29Everybody makes mistakes, man.

00:07:35I know.

00:07:40I know.

00:07:42I know.

00:07:46I know.

00:07:48I know.

00:07:49I know.

00:07:50That is what I know.

00:07:50You know, the stuff?

00:07:52That's what I'm trying to do.

00:07:54Yeah, I know.

00:07:57I know.

00:08:15Yes, it is.

00:08:20I am sorry. There you have it. I am sorry about that. I was just naive. I thought I am

00:08:26being some cool guy. I have done something. I have done something.

00:08:30Now the girls are angry at me. They started laughing at me. We will cancel it. So I said, I

00:08:35am not afraid of cancel culture. I will show you what a true comedian is.

00:08:54This is not fair. But I will tell you, this is not. Every time a comedian, a public figure hurts

00:09:02people by saying something, you lose that person that you have hurt from your audience forever.

00:09:08That is the punishment you get. Because of how I behaved with those four women on the internet.

00:09:1410,000 girls have seen and now they hate Samayrana. For life.

00:09:19Now I want to do anything. I will take care of cancer.

00:09:24Those 10,000 girls will say, this is the girl of Samayrana. That is the punishment you get.

00:09:31B.R. Biceps has said something about mother-in-law.

00:09:34So the mother-in-law who watched his podcast recently, his heart will probably go out and say, we will

00:09:39never watch this podcast.

00:09:40That is the punishment that is fair, right?

00:09:43This should happen, right?

00:09:45This is a little bit of a bad joke.

00:09:47This is the military coming to the house.

00:09:50The tankers are on the private jets.

00:09:52The missiles are on the top.

00:09:53The missiles are on the top.

00:09:55This is a little bit.

00:09:57It was so unfair what was happening with B.R. Biceps.

00:10:00Man, when I was watching this.

00:10:02The whole country was behind B.R. Biceps.

00:10:04I decided, I will defend this guy until the fucking end.

00:10:13But he just killed him.

00:10:22I can't defend him at my house.

00:10:30My mother was asking at night.

00:10:32My mother, what did she say?

00:10:33She said, leave me.

00:10:35She's a bad man, B.R. Biceps.

00:10:41What did she say in B.R. Biceps?

00:10:43She told me.

00:10:44My mother-in-law.

00:10:45Hey!

00:10:46You can see.

00:10:48What are you doing?

00:10:52B.R. Biceps.

00:10:53Now, the father is asleep alone alone.

00:10:55So, he has a skull inside.

00:10:56What works for him?

00:11:03Why do you defend yourself?

00:11:03How do you defend yourself?

00:11:04How do you defend myself?

00:11:07I've been opposed.

00:11:07If anyone else has done this,

00:11:08we can defend ourselves.

00:11:11I've done so bad.

00:11:12The first thing.

00:11:14The problem is.

00:11:14B.R. Biceps.

00:11:15When you've done ten years

00:11:16Your image and you've done

00:11:18yoga...

00:11:20Meditation...

00:11:21Espirituality...

00:11:22Sadhana...

00:11:23Then in my show, I'm telling you, what am I going to do?

00:11:30What are you doing, bro?

00:11:32You can't mix both of them.

00:11:35You either do yoga or do you want to choose, bro?

00:11:39You've made new asana, both of them mix.

00:11:45Of course, people are surprised that what did he do, how did he say it?

00:11:50He broke the character, right?

00:11:51See, I don't know if you know this or not, but if you've come to my show, then I'll tell

00:11:57you.

00:11:57You, whoever we see, comedians, creators, actors, celebrities, public figures,

00:12:03you are never watching us as who we are.

00:12:06We are just playing a character on the internet.

00:12:08Because if we're honest, the things we do in real life,

00:12:12if we do on the internet,

00:12:14there are three F.I.R.

00:12:18Stay safe in India.

00:12:19Stay safe in India.

00:12:20In India, the internet is not a platform to showcase your art.

00:12:25In India, the internet is a game we play to set a high score in our bank accounts.

00:12:35In India, the internet is a game we play to set a high score in our bank accounts.

00:13:04It's free to be a gandu.

00:13:06It's freeing, it's liberating.

00:13:08If you've taken a clean image,

00:13:10you will be very happy in your internet.

00:13:12But you will always be stressed.

00:13:14You will always be stressed.

00:13:15You will always be stressed.

00:13:46You will always be stressed.

00:13:47You will always be stressed.

00:13:47Why did he have a character break?

00:13:50He didn't come back in my mind

00:13:51because he was sitting on the outside.

00:13:56He didn't come back in my mind

00:13:57that he said, Sir...

00:14:04You've added so much polio.

00:14:08Why didn't you stand on your son?

00:14:23I didn't do that.

00:14:24I said, Sir, my father is a very big fan.

00:14:29My father died.

00:14:33My father died for 7 years.

00:14:37But you have to play the room.

00:14:39It's a game.

00:14:40You are not honest on the Indian internet.

00:14:42You cannot be yourself.

00:14:43You play the game.

00:14:44You play the room.

00:14:45It's all a fucking facade.

00:14:46I understand the game very, very well.

00:14:49I understood when I was going to KBC

00:14:51that I'm going to make every place

00:14:53I'm going to make every place.

00:14:54I'll make it clean here, right?

00:14:55People would say,

00:14:56What a versatile creator!

00:14:58He can do it too.

00:15:00He can do it too.

00:15:01What a crazy guy!

00:15:02Wow!

00:15:04Beer biceps will also think about this.

00:15:12That I'm going to clean every place.

00:15:14I'm going to do it too.

00:15:15I'll do it too.

00:15:16I'll do it too.

00:15:17I'll do it too.

00:15:17People will say,

00:15:18What a crazy versatile guy!

00:15:20No!

00:15:22No!

00:15:23Non-vegetarian veg

00:15:24can eat veg!

00:15:35Vegetarian non-veg

00:15:36can eat veg!

00:15:37He'll do it too!

00:15:41He'll do it too!

00:15:43All night,

00:15:44the whole show has got to remove YouTube.

00:15:47I made this show very much with my heart.

00:15:49You guys see,

00:15:50India's Got Latent.

00:15:55Everyone's watching.

00:15:56We had a stat on YouTube, I watched my show on monthly 4 crore unique devices on 4 crore.

00:16:05Four crore, four people watching my show on our country were laughing.

00:16:11I had to delete that show on YouTube, I knew it. It broke me like anything, man.

00:16:17I never wanted to remove it.

00:16:19I was in the US at that time, I had a call from Mumbai police.

00:16:22I had a call from the police.

00:16:23You have to remove all the episodes.

00:16:26I said, I am not going to remove it.

00:16:28I live in a democracy, we have freedom of speech.

00:16:39So my editor arrested me.

00:16:44My editor told me that there were 20 police police station.

00:16:49I was watching all the episodes.

00:16:51And now they are watching one episode.

00:16:55And they have notes that this language was made up.

00:17:00That was the purpose of the language that was made up.

00:17:03I said, these people will see the 70th episode of this.

00:17:11I would like to remove it from the 7th episode of the police, so they would remove it from the

00:17:19country.

00:17:20At that time, the support was from Pakistan.

00:17:25He was saying, let's start our show.

00:17:29We won't cut one joke.

00:17:31I said, what is the one you cut?

00:17:45I didn't want the controversy to this level.

00:17:47I was playing this game of the internet.

00:17:50What do I tell you?

00:17:52When you were watching the show, India's Got Latent,

00:17:54which you were watching one hour,

00:17:56you were watching one hour as clean.

00:18:01The one who watched the show live knows that it was 5 hours.

00:18:05It was 4 hours,

00:18:06the actual controversial 4 hours,

00:18:08you wouldn't have seen it.

00:18:11Because at that show there was no script,

00:18:13we'd have had anything.

00:18:14We'd have had a joke on religion,

00:18:16we'd have had a joke on the cast.

00:18:17I was drunk when I was drunk on the past,

00:18:18I was drunk on the LGBTQ news

00:18:19and she was drunk when I was nervous.

00:18:21And then I was drunk to them.

00:18:23And then I was drunk inside the right wing with him…

00:18:25No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:18:25I was drunk when I was drunk on the left wing,

00:18:26I was drunk on the full edit,

00:18:28I was also safe.

00:18:30That was the 5 hours that I was not having a half hour episode.

00:18:33I was drunk in a half hour question of his bible with my heart.

00:18:36How do you know mental health for everyone like this?

00:18:40As to yourself,

00:18:43it's very difficult job on myself like everyone else.

00:18:45He looks like you on the edit, all are laughing.

00:18:48In real, I had no joke on me.

00:18:50Then I thought about it in the night.

00:18:55Why did he say that?

00:18:58I'm a big boy.

00:19:01People are laughing.

00:19:03Everyone has their own insecurities.

00:19:05And they do very bad things.

00:19:07People say the worst things to people.

00:19:10People have cried and left the panel midway.

00:19:13Then I went to all the cameras.

00:19:15If people are sitting on Twitter or on a podcast,

00:19:17that if it happened to us,

00:19:19then I said,

00:19:20I said,

00:19:20I'm a big boy.

00:19:25That's my heart.

00:19:27At this level,

00:19:28I was playing safe.

00:19:31That day, I went to all the cameras.

00:19:33After the first half, I went to the camera.

00:19:35He went to the camera.

00:19:36He was happy.

00:19:40He was doing it.

00:19:45He was happy.

00:19:47Ashish Chanchalani was happy.

00:19:49Balraj was happy.

00:19:50I was happy.

00:19:51Everything was going as per the plan.

00:19:53We were having a great episode.

00:19:56Apoorwa was one,

00:19:57who was crying after the first half.

00:20:01You guys know Apoorwa?

00:20:03That girl on that panel.

00:20:05Dude,

00:20:06I entered her room.

00:20:07She was crying like anything.

00:20:09She couldn't be crying harder.

00:20:10I went to the camera.

00:20:11I said, Apoorwa?

00:20:14What did I say?

00:20:16What did I say?

00:20:17My first thought is this.

00:20:20I was not saying anything.

00:20:23I said,

00:20:23You didn't say anything.

00:20:25I said,

00:20:27I'm going to go.

00:20:30I'm going to go.

00:20:31I'm going to go.

00:20:31But I said,

00:20:32I'm going to go.

00:20:33What happened?

00:20:34Why are you crying?

00:20:35I said,

00:20:35It's okay.

00:20:36You go.

00:20:37I'll be fine.

00:20:38I said,

00:20:38Tell me.

00:20:38What happened?

00:20:39I said,

00:20:41Apoorwa,

00:20:42you're my guest.

00:20:44I'm your host.

00:20:45If you don't tell me,

00:20:46what's happening?

00:20:48As a host,

00:20:49I won't start this show.

00:20:50You have to tell me.

00:20:52Trust me like a brother

00:20:53and tell me what's bothering you.

00:20:55What did I say?

00:20:59And,

00:21:01Apoorwa,

00:21:01it was very difficult,

00:21:03very strong,

00:21:04I cried,

00:21:05I cried,

00:21:07I cried,

00:21:10You're on the spot.

00:21:13You're on the spot.

00:21:13There's no script.

00:21:15I'm also trying to do it.

00:21:17But I've never done it.

00:21:18So,

00:21:19I feel a lot of pressure.

00:21:21I'm not saying anything funny.

00:21:22I'm not saying anything funny.

00:21:23when the episode comes out,

00:21:24so many people will see me,

00:21:26they will tell me,

00:21:27why did I call it?

00:21:28Why did I call it?

00:21:28I didn't say anything funny.

00:21:29I didn't want to say anything funny.

00:21:32Maybe this is not meant for me.

00:21:34Maybe I'm not funny.

00:21:38How many emotional things

00:21:40he told me.

00:21:42And,

00:21:42as he finished,

00:21:44I realized,

00:21:46that I didn't have to console

00:21:53I said,

00:21:54I asked you,

00:21:54I'm in a hero.

00:21:57What's bothering you?

00:21:58I am a brother.

00:21:59Lord,

00:21:59I didn't know anything.

00:22:01I thought,

00:22:02I was so worried about

00:22:04what would I say?

00:22:07I'm a

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00:58:3016 hours of sleep, I got up in the morning at 4 o'clock, fresh, and in my bed, I

00:58:37was

00:58:37beating the car at the bar.

00:58:39So I thought that if I sleep so much like that, then all will be de-escalate in the evening.

00:58:45Otherwise, it will take me to get up now.

00:58:49That's what I was looking for.

00:58:52Melatonin has been finished.

00:59:01I opened the news.

00:59:03The worst had happened.

00:59:05Maharashtra's chief minister had given his statement against us.

00:59:09They had gone through the habitat.

00:59:11The police came.

00:59:13There were some 20-30 police officers.

00:59:16Apoorwa has died.

00:59:17Her family has died.

00:59:19Ranveer's mom had a clinic.

00:59:21She had to run from the back gate.

00:59:24Her family has died.

00:59:27Everyone is messaging me.

00:59:28What happened?

00:59:29And I was feeling so guilty that morning.

00:59:32Looking at all this.

00:59:33Something that I have uploaded had caused all this.

00:59:37Everyone's life was running good.

00:59:38I took everything on myself.

00:59:40It was so much guilt.

00:59:42And then I saw one video that Balraj's wife sent to me and that broke me completely.

00:59:48That was the final nail in the coffin.

00:59:51In the habitat.

00:59:53Balraj's mother and father who are in their 70's.

00:59:56There was no fault.

00:59:57They just run that comedy club where we were shooting.

01:00:00In the middle,

01:00:01the young people of the police were in their pants.

01:00:04They said,

01:00:05Sir, please go.

01:00:06We did not do anything.

01:00:06I fucking broke down.

01:00:10Looking at that video.

01:00:12And I was just crying.

01:00:14I was just crying.

01:00:15Just crying.

01:00:16I woke Balraj up.

01:00:17He saw.

01:00:17He is stressed.

01:00:18He has 20-30 calls.

01:00:20He is here.

01:00:21He is hurt.

01:00:22Both are frustrated.

01:00:23What are we doing now?

01:00:24How to get out of this?

01:00:25Fucking scared to death.

01:00:27What is happening?

01:00:28You cannot understand.

01:00:30And in this moment,

01:00:31the worst thing was my mother's video call.

01:00:37What do I do with my mother's face?

01:00:40What do I show my mother's face?

01:00:43I'm crying.

01:00:43I'm sitting here.

01:00:44I'm falling.

01:00:45What do I do with her?

01:00:47What do I do with my mother's face?

01:00:50My mother doesn't come to love me.

01:00:51She's the most innocent soul I've ever met.

01:00:54She's a pure, pure, pure hearted woman.

01:00:56When I went to KBC,

01:00:58I didn't have to do broadcast messages.

01:01:00They had one person in the night.

01:01:02My son will come on TV.

01:01:03My son will come on TV.

01:01:04My son will come on TV.

01:01:05I could not pick up that call.

01:01:10I cut the phone.

01:01:11I asked her to ask her.

01:01:12I asked her to ask her.

01:01:13I said,

01:01:14Hello?

01:01:17I said,

01:01:17You okay, son?

01:01:19I said,

01:01:20Yeah, me.

01:01:21What will I do?

01:01:23I said,

01:01:23It's fine, right?

01:01:24I said,

01:01:25Yeah, me.

01:01:25It's all that happens.

01:01:27I said,

01:01:28Let's go.

01:01:28My honor is with you.

01:01:30I said,

01:01:31I cut the phone.

01:01:32In two seconds,

01:01:34she called Balraj.

01:01:35And I heard it on the phone.

01:01:36She said,

01:01:36Please,

01:01:37This is not perfect.

01:01:42It's so much

01:01:42I'm trying to hide myself.

01:01:44That I'm trying to hide from myself.

01:01:46Why are I hiding from the house?

01:01:47Why are I hiding from the house?

01:01:47She sees through this bullshit.

01:01:49She'll be there.

01:01:50She'll be there,

01:01:50She'll be there.

01:01:53They'll be there.

01:01:54I need her right now.

01:01:54I just called her in video

01:01:56to show her my face.

01:01:57And dude,

01:01:58she was a mess.

01:01:59Where was my mother?

01:02:01She was crying.

01:02:02She was crying.

01:02:02What happened?

01:02:03She was crying.

01:02:04I felt so fucking shitty

01:02:06that I did this to her

01:02:07and I'm crying.

01:02:08She's crying.

01:02:09We both are crying on the phone.

01:02:12My father is sending memes.

01:02:21My mother is crying.

01:02:23We are crying.

01:02:25Here,

01:02:26Ting ting ting ting.

01:02:28What's he sending?

01:02:29My father is sending memes.

01:02:32So,

01:02:33I suddenly hit me.

01:02:35If you're a father,

01:02:35you're lying.

01:02:38You'll become a male male.

01:02:41You'll be crying.

01:02:42You'll be crying.

01:02:45You'll be crying.

01:02:46You'll be crying.

01:02:46I'm crying.

01:02:48I'm crying.

01:02:48So, my mother said,

01:02:49Mommy,

01:02:49please,

01:02:50keep your attention inside me.

01:02:51They're being strong in my face.

01:02:53I understand them.

01:02:54Like I'm being strong in your face,

01:02:56they're doing this.

01:02:57Please,

01:02:58keep your attention inside them.

01:02:59They'll be crying.

01:03:00Don't try these,

01:03:01I told my mother a little funny.

01:03:03She said,

01:03:04Hey,

01:03:06You're a mountain.

01:03:11I'm sorry.

01:03:12You're a little a little.

01:03:15You're there.

01:03:24You're gonna cry.

01:03:25I'm crying.

01:03:26I'm crying.

01:03:26I was crying.

01:03:27You're crying.

01:03:28You're crying.

01:03:28I'm crying.

01:03:29I'm not going to cry, I'm not going to cry.

01:03:31I'm saying, my Kashmir is going to go home, I'm not going to cry.

01:03:44I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you.

01:03:48No emotion of Papa, no one's emotion, no one's.

01:03:51Papa was just chill.

01:03:53The rest of my friends were gone.

01:03:55All my friends were gone.

01:03:57The rest of my friends were gone.

01:03:59Three, four days, they had fully done it.

01:04:01That's what happened to us.

01:04:02Then we did it, that's what we did.

01:04:04Four days, they were gone.

01:04:06What happened?

01:04:10Supreme Court.

01:04:13When there's a lot of turbulence in the flight,

01:04:16everyone sees the AeroStress.

01:04:19AeroStress's body language is all right,

01:04:21so everything is right.

01:04:22AeroStress is a big deal.

01:04:27So, who will you see?

01:04:29How to feel calm?

01:04:31When your anchor is broken.

01:04:33Someone needs it, right?

01:04:35When there's a place,

01:04:36you're calm.

01:04:38It was just Papa at that time.

01:04:41I told him everything.

01:04:43I spoke to him for one and a half hours

01:04:45and I told him, Papa,

01:04:47and my dad was such a rock in that moment.

01:04:50He said, why is the rock?

01:04:53The show exists because of you.

01:04:56You don't exist because of the show.

01:05:03He gave such a lot of perspective.

01:05:05He said,

01:05:05You see, you're so famous.

01:05:07All of this happened.

01:05:08It's part and parcel of fame.

01:05:10Highs and lows.

01:05:11You cannot only have highs.

01:05:13You will look back.

01:05:14You will become wiser from this.

01:05:15He was such a rock.

01:05:16He was just making me laugh.

01:05:18He said,

01:05:20What did you see from this?

01:05:22He said,

01:05:23I remember the 10th report card.

01:05:24I said, Papa.

01:05:25Papa, man.

01:05:31He made me feel so loved and cared and protected.

01:05:34I said, Papa, I love you so much.

01:05:36He said, good night.

01:05:41Fair.

01:05:43Baap,

01:05:43thoday I love you,

01:05:44will say, I love you.

01:05:45Yeah.

01:05:47Papa,

01:05:47it's awkward, right?

01:05:49To talk love about it,

01:05:50or not.

01:05:51With my mother,

01:05:51Oh my mother.

01:05:53Oh my daughter,

01:05:53Me,

01:05:54I'll eat something.

01:05:56I'll say,

01:05:57I'll say, Papa,

01:05:58I'll say.

01:06:01It's weird,

01:06:02it's like thinking.

01:06:04Sometimes,

01:06:04I'll say,

01:06:19Why do you happen to me? I don't know.

01:06:19This is the end of that road.

01:06:22You keep suppressing your emotions.

01:06:24You will grow up into a man who is emotionally stunted, unable to express with his own children, with his

01:06:29own son.

01:06:30I'm telling you guys, I'm telling you, your father loves you as much as your mother.

01:06:37Just don't express him.

01:06:40You are the educated ones.

01:06:42Your father has worked hard for your life today.

01:06:44It's on you.

01:06:45I'm telling you, go and break.

01:06:47You will see your father's blood.

01:06:53You will be so happy to find him.

01:06:59It's a f**king scratch card, a father's heart.

01:07:02I'm telling you, your family will go home and call on a father.

01:07:05And say, I love you.

01:07:07No, no.

01:07:07No, no, no.

01:07:08No, no.

01:07:10No, no.

01:07:11No, no.

01:07:11Okay, D.R.S.A.G.A.M.

01:07:15Bhaut awkward hoga bhaut hoga chaar din hoga panc din hoga woh karo scratch karo karo karo karo

01:07:22Coupon code nikle ga bhai

01:07:26I am telling you man come close to your parents not like beer biceps

01:07:39Up above.

01:07:43I didn't keep anything in this world.

01:07:46And there is nothing above my hands,

01:07:49my mother's prayers,

01:07:50I didn't come to court.

01:07:52And I came back to India on my own terms

01:07:56after finishing my most successful US tour ever.

01:08:03We were nervous,

01:08:05me and Balraj.

01:08:06Now we are going to land,

01:08:07police arrest.

01:08:07We are drinking, drinking, drinking.

01:08:10Flight landed in Mumbai in the city.

01:08:13We came out.

01:08:15We had a lot of breath.

01:08:17We came out.

01:08:19We came out.

01:08:22We went out.

01:08:25Out of habit.

01:08:28We went out.

01:08:28We took a fish out of the house.

01:08:28I had no time.

01:08:30I was going to have a fish out.

01:08:33We will be able to make any fish out of your field.

01:08:38I mean,

01:08:39all the cops do a veterinary.

01:08:41We went out on the street.

01:08:50We went out.

01:08:51I wouldn't know.

01:08:51I did not know.

01:08:51We were on the street.

01:08:52you had to take a Roku.

01:08:54I went out and went out.

01:08:55He went shopping, and I saw no media, no police, no one

01:09:01I said, this is a great thing, these are the kids

01:09:06They have biscuits, they have put the whole pan leji

01:09:10How is this missing?

01:09:14So I said to my lawyer, sir, you said that you will be arrested, you will be arrested

01:09:18I said, I understand, you are God's favorite child

01:09:24You were saying, something can't happen in the country, something can't happen in the country

01:09:27So your can't happen, the news changes

01:09:29It has happened

01:09:31Your land has happened in the country

01:09:34I said, what is going on?

01:09:36I said, look at the news

01:09:37I opened the news

01:09:39The day we landed

01:09:41The whole Mumbai

01:09:44Kunal Kamara was behind the camera

01:09:52I said, what is going on?

01:09:53God is

01:09:54God is

01:09:55I'm telling you, it doesn't go like this

01:09:57God is

01:09:58God is

01:09:59Oh my God, I could not believe my stars

01:10:02We have landed

01:10:04What could be the odds

01:10:05That Kunal Kamara to have come from the heart

01:10:08I will put this video

01:10:09He put it in the habitat

01:10:114 months ago

01:10:12He has shot the video

01:10:13The whole Shiv Zena offend

01:10:15He is coming

01:10:17He is coming

01:10:17Habitat

01:10:18He is coming

01:10:19He is coming

01:10:20He is coming

01:10:21He is coming

01:10:22He is coming

01:10:24He is coming

01:10:25They are coming

01:10:26He has spilled his skin

01:10:28And the impression

01:10:29Do not have the idea

01:10:30He is selling them

01:10:31There is a drink

01:10:33He is selling the venue

01:10:34He is going

01:10:35He is selling

01:10:36He is selling the small talk

01:10:36He is selling a cashier

01:10:38Where are they?

01:10:38From Bhopal

01:10:39He is selling

01:10:40He is selling the gas

01:10:40Here he is selling

01:10:48Oh my God

01:10:50Man

01:10:51He has sent it

01:10:51With the impression

01:10:52With the impression

01:10:53four-four bottles took my hand in my hand.

01:10:58Now I'm telling him to tell him

01:11:01that he will drink all of them today.

01:11:05So I just gave him a phone in his hand

01:11:08and bottles took my hand.

01:11:11Buy one, get one.

01:11:13You can see his face.

01:11:15Brother, it was so bad.

01:11:17I just saw him inside the casino.

01:11:19So I also took my hand.

01:11:23I said,

01:11:25Brother,

01:11:27this too shall pass.

01:11:34What happens is good for me.

01:11:39I'm talking about it.

01:11:40I'm talking about it.

01:11:42He didn't even know that.

01:11:45I slept with that night.

01:11:47I slept with my hands.

01:11:48I drank my melatonin.

01:11:52I went to the police station.

01:11:54Finally, my dream came.

01:11:56I had to give my advice.

01:11:58I went to the police station.

01:12:00There was a media standing there.

01:12:01The media saw me.

01:12:03I saw my whole body.

01:12:04I went to the top.

01:12:06I came to the police station.

01:12:07I said,

01:12:08I was sitting in the middle.

01:12:09I was sitting in the middle.

01:12:11I went to the middle.

01:12:12I sat in the middle.

01:12:13I sat in the middle.

01:12:15There was a small room in my investigation room.

01:12:16There was a police police station.

01:12:19He saw me.

01:12:20He said,

01:12:21I said,

01:12:21I'll meet you.

01:12:23I said,

01:12:24I'm a big one from three stars.

01:12:25What's he now?

01:12:26What are you going to be five stars?

01:12:28I'm going to be in GTA and YCity.

01:12:30I was going to the police station.

01:12:32I'm going to go out there.

01:12:35I'm going to go out there and go out there.

01:12:36Leave me alone.

01:12:42I laid down my house.

01:12:47I said,

01:12:48what are you doing?

01:12:48I'm going to be angry and see what I want to do.

01:12:51I said,

01:12:52I've come to see people saying

01:12:53where are you.

01:12:55They're working.

01:12:55It also goes to me.

01:12:56Who's doing it?

01:12:57So I was very very big cop the biggest one of the biggest cops of Mumbai. He came inside. He

01:13:03said you're somewhere and I

01:13:05Make a yes, sir

01:13:07Can I have a seat? Have a seat

01:13:09Darwaza

01:13:11Darwaza bandga Mary put a mark some

01:13:13I can mark how we are sensitive skin in a mirror. Yeah, I got that

01:13:18Can I somewhere?

01:13:21Mecca, yes, sir

01:13:23Okay, I'm media needs up keyboard buddy fan up hello, okay?

01:13:35Come in man. No longer sir. I'll make a hell

01:13:42Ah crazy crazy

01:13:45How are you? I am so happy nice to talk to you such a sweet voice you have yeah

01:13:50I'll be dumb sorry

01:13:52Yeah, I'm full

01:13:54I'm full

01:13:54I'm

01:13:55I'm

01:13:57Okay

01:13:57I'm

01:14:01Okay

01:14:01Thank you. Thank you

01:14:06He was so sweet. He said,

01:14:09I have to listen to you a question.

01:14:13First, give him the answer to us in the media.

01:14:15Are you asking for forgiveness or not?

01:14:20I said, sir, there wasn't any mistake.

01:14:23I didn't have anything.

01:14:25He also said it was a joke.

01:14:28Sir, there wasn't any mistake.

01:14:29I'm asking you again,

01:14:30I'm asking you,

01:14:31are you sorry or not?

01:14:35So, I thought it was a very difficult question.

01:14:40As a comedian, do I apologize or not?

01:14:46I remember a line of George Orwell.

01:14:48George Orwell was a very successful writer.

01:14:51He said,

01:14:53Every joke is a tiny revolution,

01:14:56and the revolution must never stop.

01:15:01But,

01:15:02Assam police also gave me a line.

01:15:06They will put the men in jail.

01:15:12So, I thought about these two lines.

01:15:16And I said,

01:15:18Here, sorry,

01:15:18You can make sense in your society.

01:15:22You can't put the revolution joke in your society.

01:15:25George Orwell is in Assam, right?

01:15:28So, he said,

01:15:29Every revolution is a tiny joke.

01:15:35Is it not, bro?

01:15:36You only fight when the fight is fair,

01:15:39when you have a chance of winning.

01:15:41You only fight when the fight is fair.

01:15:43When the fight is not fair,

01:15:45you fuck off from there.

01:15:46Kashmiri Pandit wisdom.

01:15:48He said,

01:15:56He said,

01:15:57He said,

01:16:16I am so glad all Kashmiri Pandits flood the valley overnight.

01:16:21Today, we are all still alive.

01:16:24Still killing it.

01:16:24Still fucking rocking it wherever we are.

01:16:30And that's what it is about sometimes.

01:16:32It's about survival.

01:16:32I said,

01:16:34I said,

01:16:35I said,

01:16:36I said,

01:16:37I said,

01:16:38I said,

01:16:41I said,

01:16:45Mumbai police have helped me so much,

01:16:47I kept good optics.

01:16:48I said,

01:16:50I sat in a quiet place.

01:16:51I sat in a quiet place.

01:16:52I sat in a quiet place.

01:16:52I wrote a joke.

01:16:53I thought about this.

01:16:54I grew 10 times in this controversy.

01:16:57And then,

01:16:57I put my first tour in Europe and Australia.

01:17:00Dude,

01:17:01I sold 300,000 tickets in the whole tour.

01:17:04300,000 tickets.

01:17:07And,

01:17:08mehenge mehenge tickets.

01:17:10You know.

01:17:13The reason I even tell you this,

01:17:16is that,

01:17:17this whole experience,

01:17:18was an insane ride in my life.

01:17:21And probably the most important one.

01:17:23I am so glad it happened.

01:17:25This has made me wiser.

01:17:27It has given me so much clarity,

01:17:29that what do I need in my life?

01:17:30I have understood the whole game.

01:17:33This is the internet.

01:17:34This is the public perception.

01:17:35This is the fame.

01:17:36It is just a fucking game.

01:17:38That makes you not be real.

01:17:40Because you chase people with love.

01:17:42People with validation.

01:17:43So,

01:17:43people like you to earn money.

01:17:45I have earned money.

01:17:48Now,

01:17:49I have to earn money.

01:17:50this will try and do more to nokia.

01:17:52To be a professional love that they always wanted me.

01:17:54To be completely myself.

01:17:56People would like to come totally and don't come away.

01:18:12show wapas aayega, I swear to God, I don't think is se high point pe merah show end ho sakta

01:18:27tha bhai, let me rephrase that, I don't think is se high point pe merah show ka season

01:18:39one end ho sakta tha bhai.

01:19:15show to me launga bhai.

01:19:22kyunki maza aata tha woh show karne me.

01:19:25merah ko bas ab majab tak huon is dunia me mujhe mazay karne hai bhai.

01:19:29I want to do a wild show on the internet.

01:19:33I wanna do a wild, wild fucking show.

01:19:39I'm gonna take away all your phones.

01:19:41And in the first question, I'll ask contestant, would you rather

01:19:44tabi cheli meri kalam kati rehen do, jau marcha dao koi ni chi ee bhan chod.

01:19:48Tera bhai si de mod pic plans bro, ya pinin bacho ki fak rap don't stand low.

01:19:51Thank you so much, I love you.

01:19:53That was my time.

01:19:54Thank you so much guys for coming.

01:19:55Thank you so much.

01:20:14First of all, there's only one thing.

01:20:15Whatever you're doing in life, this is the biggest learning I've had.

01:20:18Whatever you're doing, 9 to 5, start up, whatever.

01:20:20Whatever you're doing.

01:20:23Don't do it with your heart.

01:20:24Take your mind.

01:20:25Detach and do it.

01:20:26It's, you don't, I don't know.

01:20:27I don't know.

01:20:28People chill the whole day with friends.

01:20:31Then they say, I don't have a productive day.

01:20:33We'll make three PPT.

01:20:35We'll say, Water Productive Day.

01:20:37What happened to you?

01:20:39The day you have to work, you have to work for the money.

01:20:42That's a day wasted.

01:20:43The day you spend time with friends, family, that is the productive day.

01:20:46I hope you realize that.

01:20:47Take care.

01:20:48Love you.

01:20:49Bye bye.

01:20:50See you.

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