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00:00Rohan ... yet before he said the last line he was good
00:04I didn't know what to say
00:06yeah
00:07I'm sorry
00:07Rohan...
00:09I didn't know what to say
00:11Rohan ...
00:12錠 ...
00:15I didn't know what to say
00:16I didn't know what to say
00:22Come on
00:24Rohan ...
00:27Rohan ...
00:28Rohan ...
00:29Thank you very much.
00:59Thank you very much.
01:29Thank you very much.
01:59Thank you very much.
02:01Thank you very much.
02:03So we will start the show.
02:05Are you ready to start the show?
02:07Start laughing for my panelists for the day.
02:09Yes, very nice guys.
02:19Hello, hello.
02:21Start laughing for Aneri one time guys.
02:23Yes, Aneri.
02:25But Aneri, what's your dating life like?
02:27Yeah, I'm single completely as of now and not looking for anything.
02:33What is completely single?
02:35People of Bangalore know what's not completely single.
02:41No, what's not completely single.
02:43I'm from Bangalore.
02:47You call the contestant?
02:49Yes, you guys are excited.
02:51What is your relationship status?
02:53Hello.
02:55If you are single, I'm single.
02:59If you are committed, I'm committed.
03:01It's a very simple logic.
03:03You saw my profile on what?
03:05Bumble?
03:07I'll give you a ticket.
03:09Yes, I'll give you a ticket.
03:11I'll call upon the contestant.
03:13You guys are ready?
03:14Yes, yes, yes.
03:15Yes, start laughing for the contestant of the day.
03:17Yes, start laughing for Ritika.
03:19Hi.
03:21I'm so bad.
03:27I'm so bad.
03:29Yes, I'm so bad.
03:31Hi, hi, hi.
03:32Your hands are very soft.
03:33Hi, Ritika, how are you?
03:35I was doing fine until now.
03:37Then I touched your hand, so.
03:39Oh.
03:41Is it better or like what?
03:43I mean, he said he was soft, so.
03:45So, you want like a hand of Mazdur?
03:47Shiga, how are you doing your life?
03:49My life?
03:51Yes, I mean like every Bangalore is running.
03:53I'm very single.
03:55That's why I'm here.
03:57You're very single?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Okay, so very single, completely single.
04:01I'm single.
04:02Partially single.
04:03And single single.
04:04What is very single?
04:05Very single is when you have no prospects also.
04:07No one in line also.
04:08No potential prospects.
04:10Prospects?
04:11Yeah.
04:12You're doing sales.
04:13There are some potential prospects, but you find their hands very soft.
04:17Yeah.
04:18I mean, that's why they are not potential prospects.
04:21Oh.
04:22Oh.
04:23Oh.
04:24Oh.
04:25Oh.
04:26I would like to change the contestant.
04:27Please come on the stage.
04:28Oh.
04:29Oh.
04:30Oh.
04:31You can't handle a dominant girl.
04:33Oh.
04:34Oh.
04:35Oh.
04:36Look at me.
04:37Even if I would be dominant, you would say it's offensive.
04:39You would say it's offensive.
04:40Oh.
04:41Like, I will tell you the worst part is.
04:42I will tell you the worst part is.
04:43That I told you my hand.
04:44It's going to trash at me and I got my gun for it.
04:45I have to say, he has to trash at me and I fell in it.
04:46What?
04:47Yes.
04:48I am so sorry.
04:49That's why such a shame, I'll tell you that this is feminism.
04:50Oh, Vivek.
04:51I don't know that I believe in feminism.
04:54Vivek, you also believe in feminism, no?
04:56If you'll earn enough, I don't.
05:00Okay, because you also keep calling londes chutia chutia.
05:04Londes chutia? Londes chutia polna feminism?
05:07Then you're feminist from my mother.
05:12I don't know why I'm learning.
05:16I mean, your love language is roasting, right?
05:19So, have you been somewhere in a relationship where this roasting has gone a little too far?
05:24So, yeah, it went to an extent that it became very toxic.
05:27And in my head, I was just like roasting.
05:29But it was attacking his insecurities.
05:31What was his insecurities?
05:32Soft hands.
05:35What insecurities?
05:36I mean, a little bit of personality.
05:38Yeah, but what is the metric for personality?
05:40Like, how do you...?
05:41Like, they should be funny.
05:43Like, not Vivek type. Like, witty's money.
05:45What a great size!
05:54I just love to say that, now I know why your love language is roasting.
05:58Yeah.
05:59I will also watch positive.
06:01I have said something wrong with you, Ritika.
06:04No, but you...
06:05I have done a left swipe on Bumble.
06:08No.
06:09I love you, Ritika.
06:10You say a lot.
06:11But you say a lot.
06:12I love you.
06:13Yeah.
06:14I love you.
06:15Yeah.
06:16One person finds very relatable.
06:17I love you.
06:18Whatever...
06:19whatever...
06:20Whatever...
06:21Whatever...
06:22What's your name on YouTube?
06:23Yeah, who's the name on YouTube?
06:24Who's the name on YouTube?
06:25Yeah, that's not true.
06:26I love you, man.
06:29Love you, man.
06:30Love that love.
06:31This is the truth and how good you laugh.
06:32But what's a problem about love you?
06:34What's the problem with your love?
06:35See, if you keep saying it, then it has no value.
06:37no value so the thing is i think uh all this while since my childhood i was rejected for
06:42not having enough personality and soft hands so nobody ever loved me so i assumed everyone needs
06:48love so i say love you to everyone so they actually figure out there is someone at least
06:52loving them if not themselves or anyone else that's beautiful yeah where did you read it from
07:00okay form me upka type of cocky boys cocky boys type and i mean they should see me and they
07:08should become like a one woman man you want to fix a person wow you want to fix a boy
07:15wow arranged marriage written all over you
07:20but like which is the weirdest date you've ever been on weird oh it's um it's mic mic yeah yeah
07:26so a weird date was when um so i asked the guy what his goal was in life he told me
07:56his goal was to be a father and that little bit cringed me out did he mention that he wants to
08:01become a father of your kid no like just a father and like his aim in life is to be a father but
08:07that's a nice good nice yeah tell me one thing any any guys in the audience if you are like girl
08:13let's say for example wife is earning 10 lakhs per month would you want to be a stay-at-home dad
08:17yeah
08:28This is the most important thing.
08:30You are here, on stage.
08:32Ten thousand,
08:34I am here.
08:36You are also watching your father.
08:40Where did the camera come from?
08:42Where did the camera come from?
08:44Where did the camera come from?
08:46His face is my face.
08:48This is his face.
08:50There is a face.
08:52This person is saying.
08:54We will put it on our YouTube.
08:58If someone is earning 10 lakh rupees,
09:02this is your Raja Kumar.
09:04Those three girls are watching.
09:06What do we need to earn 10 lakh rupees?
09:08This is my face.
09:10Yes, yes, yes.
09:14We will start calling the guys,
09:16but start laughing for Hrithika.
09:18Hrithika is wonderful.
09:20We will invite the guys now.
09:22Yes, yes, yes. Start laughing for...
09:24Start laughing for Rohan one time guys.
09:26Yes, yes.
09:28We will not earn any more than others.
09:32Come, come, come, come.
09:40Five.
09:42Four, three, two, one.
09:46Start laughing.
09:47Hey guys, my name is Rohan Dias.
09:49I'm a nice Catholic boy with curly hair.
09:53You know, what more could you want?
09:55You know, can't want anything else.
09:57Six one, six one, seventy kgs.
09:59You know, I'm trying to gain a little bit of weight, you know, but
10:03you know, I love coffee.
10:05Love gourmet coffee and also I am great at gas lighting.
10:09Unmatched with the gas lighting, you know, it's great.
10:17Likes, I like books, you know, I like to write.
10:20I like philosophy, you know, I like to travel.
10:23Dislikes, cheating on you, that's what I dislike.
10:29On you.
10:30On an unrelated note, Rohan, Rohan, do you ever want to be a father?
10:37Do I ever want to be a father?
10:39Yeah, but only by mistake, I think.
10:41Fuckboy 101, become a father only by mistake.
10:48We have someone who can fix you.
10:51But you have told me about WWE cards.
10:54I'm 6-1 class.
10:57I'm 6-1, 70 kgs.
10:59And I'm in the first competition.
11:02Totally.
11:03All the things that are supposed to be before.
11:06All the checklists for a girl, for a first date.
11:08The girls are like, runn.
11:10Look at that, you've got a cost of money.
11:13Look at that.
11:14Runn.
11:15When I start laughing for Roan one time, man, very nice.
11:17Very, very good introduction.
11:18I think Shubham will go in next five.
11:20Four.
11:21Three.
11:22Two.
11:23One.
11:24Start by Shubham.
11:26So, my name is Shubham.
11:28And I'm a dating coach.
11:31Very wrong place to be at.
11:35Okay, I have a lot of traumas.
11:38And that's the perfect recipe to become a dating coach.
11:41That is why I am a dating coach.
11:44You know, in our childhood, we end up becoming the parents of our parents.
11:49And that's exactly what I did all my life.
11:52Now, after becoming an adult, I am able to become a child again.
11:57So, that's why I am here.
11:59Opposite of father.
12:00I'll ask you one question, but I'll try to figure out.
12:03One guy who has a problem is that he wants to do the fuckboy.
12:06How do you want to do the fuckboy?
12:08How do you want to do the fuckboy?
12:10Fuck.
12:11I am a dating coach coming here.
12:12What made you come here?
12:13Because you wanted clients or you wanted your…
12:14I wanted Vivek.
12:15You wanted Vivek?
12:16Oh my.
12:17Sorry, but I just got to know my hands are soft.
12:18What's your weirdest date experience?
12:19The girl was actually a guy.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Yeah.
12:22Yeah.
12:23That was smart or what?
12:24How do you find her that she was a guy?
12:26She was smart or what?
12:27And when we just saw her.
12:28I mean, I am a dating coach.
12:29I'm not a dating coach.
12:30I mean, this was soooo a** I am sooo a**.
12:31How did you find her that she was a guy?
12:32That's why I'm sooo a**.
12:33Sorry!
12:34I am sooo a bit.
12:35Oh my, exactly.
12:36Oh my.
12:37I think I am a dating coach.
12:38But you know, what made her be a dating coach?
12:40What made her come here?
12:41Because you wanted clients?
12:42Or you wanted your…
12:43I wanted Vivek.
12:44Oh my.
12:45How did you find out that she was a guy? She was smart, or what?
12:54Yes, yes.
12:56He said that.
12:57Exactly, you got it.
12:58So, I just approached someone randomly and she was cute.
13:02And she asked me.
13:03She was, he was cute.
13:04She, he ended up asking me my Instagram.
13:07I'm like, so let's see.
13:09Then I realized, oh.
13:10Oh.
13:11Oh.
13:12Oh.
13:13I just told her, okay, I'll go to the washroom and go.
13:16How did you escape from the washroom?
13:20There was a security guard over there.
13:22I asked him for help.
13:23In the washroom?
13:24I said, that the man is my back.
13:26Exactly.
13:28That man is going to have to be a dog.
13:31He's going to have to be a dog.
13:33Think about it.
13:34Are you into my house?
13:35He's going to have to be a dog.
13:37Think about it.
13:38That guy tells you, are you into BDSM?
13:40And you say, yes, go to home.
13:42And you can take a look.
13:43He's going to have to be a dog.
13:44That guy is going to have to be a dog.
13:46And I was already at home.
13:47That guy takes care of me.
13:48No, he's going to have to be a dog.
13:49Yes.
13:50No.
13:51I can't.
13:52So you can anywhere fuck yourself.
13:53That's the difference.
13:54It was a dog.
13:55No.
13:56Yeah.
13:57You can fuck yourself with a dildo also, bro.
13:58But I don't.
13:59Okay.
14:00So you, at least you.
14:01Who is with you?
14:03I and my Tanai.
14:05Aww.
14:06So, do you use Tanai's name?
14:08Tanai's name is Tanai's name.
14:11Tanai's name is Tanai's name.
14:15No, it's not. I'll keep it.
14:17Very nice, very nice.
14:19Hi, Aaron. Hi, Aaron.
14:21Hello.
14:22Oh, someone looks like Aaron's name.
14:25Okay, we'll start the timer for Aaron, yes?
14:28Five.
14:30Four, three, two.
14:32One, two, one.
14:34Hello, everyone. My name is Aaron Rodriguez.
14:37I am a professional football player, an actor, and a fitness coach.
14:44So, me, I am a person who really knows what I want in life,
14:49whether it's love, whether it's life, anywhere in between.
14:52So, and you can find me always working on myself,
14:57helping people to become the better versions of themselves.
15:01I am here to find someone who is as adventurous as me,
15:04who can match my energy,
15:06and maybe, just maybe,
15:08keep me on my toes.
15:11So,
15:13uh,
15:14I am here to understand.
15:16Hey, guys.
15:17Hey, guys.
15:18Hey, guys.
15:19I am here to keep on your toes.
15:20I am here to keep on your toes.
15:21Yes.
15:22Why do you have to keep on your toes?
15:23That's right.
15:24I mean,
15:25Keep on your toes.
15:26That's what happens.
15:27You are sitting there.
15:28And the band and the band are singing.
15:29That band, who are you talking about?
15:31What are you talking about?
15:32What are you talking about?
15:33What are you talking about?
15:34What are you talking about?
15:35What are you talking about?
15:36I don't know.
15:37Very nice dude.
15:38I start laughing for R&O.
15:40All three guys.
15:41Fucking hot.
15:43Fucking hot.
15:44Football player,
15:45I think,
15:46I wish I was Hrithika tonight.
15:47Then Shubham,
15:49He would say,
15:50I would say,
15:51I use it like Dildo.
16:00Where are you?
16:05You've heard a lot of things.
16:06Ever got hurt
16:07getting physical
16:08with someone like Harding and you go,
16:10My condom tore
16:12with a prostitute
16:13and she said,
16:14Never mind.
16:15Shubham.
16:16So, we had gone on this adventure and we happened to go to this area in Khamnehalli with one of my friends
16:24and he said that the spa or massage parlour type
16:28actually, there is something else in there
16:31He was doing it and he was sitting in front of me
16:33and I was like, this is already sitting
16:35so he said, okay, it's already sitting
16:36so then let's continue
16:38let's give it a little
16:39okay
16:40and then he said, you have tested it
16:43he said, welcome to 8's club
16:45he said, welcome to 8's club
16:48the test was obviously done
16:50I was hit too much
16:51I was hit too much
16:52I was hit too much
16:54dude, but your body count is more than 100
16:57wow
16:58he said, he said 100 people in Bangalore
17:00no, no, no, no
17:03I'm a dating coach from 20 years old
17:05I'm a dating coach from 20 years old
17:06but in 100 body count, you think this is wrong?
17:09it's wrong, I mean
17:10okay
17:11no problem
17:12I actually put a very low number
17:13so that it's a little believable
17:14yeah
17:15okay, so
17:16put a very low number so that it's a believable
17:17man
17:18this is a professional
17:20holy
17:21holy
17:22this one is 100, you have said nevermind
17:24you have seen yourself
17:25okay
17:26so
17:27you, you, you don't know
17:28my
17:29he
17:32he
17:34he
17:35he
17:36he
17:37he
17:38he
17:39he
17:40he
17:41he
17:42he
17:43he
17:44he
17:46How long have you been a coach for? I'm sorry.
17:50So pro bono, 10 years. Last three months back, I started charging.
17:55This hundred number is before 10 years?
17:57I don't even know how to explain it again.
17:59In the past 10 years, I was coaching in pro bono.
18:02Three months ago, I started paid coaching.
18:05Okay, three months ago, you didn't have 100.
18:07Okay, so you had a shirt in pro bono.
18:09What do you mean?
18:11That's the price.
18:14It's a price.
18:16It's a price.
18:17Dating coach, client, come.
18:28Go ahead and get the other shirt.
18:32Mode of payment in.
18:34Dating coach, I'm just going for the girls.
18:37Okay, just girls.
18:38I'm sure it's good.
18:40Bro, there's a lot of girls.
18:43How many men have you done?
18:46Zero, zero.
18:47Zero, zero.
18:48That's lying.
18:49Is that lying?
18:50Lying.
18:51Lying.
18:52Lying.
18:53Lying.
18:54Lying.
18:55Lying.
18:56Lying.
18:57Lying.
18:58Lying.
18:59Lying.
19:00Lying.
19:01Lying.
19:02Lying.
19:03Lying.
19:04Lying.
19:05Lying.
19:06Lying.
19:07Lying.
19:08Lying.
19:09Lying.
19:10Lying.
19:11Lying.
19:12Lying.
19:13Lying.
19:14Lying.
19:15like what is the
19:17so
19:19now now
19:21i will do life coaching internally
19:23your mindset will shift
19:25internal body, internal
19:27mind shift change
19:29yeah exactly
19:31mind shift change
19:33that's the mind shift
19:35that's the mind shift
19:37okay but dude how much do you charge
19:39now it's one
19:41now
19:43bhai
19:45this is a lot of money
19:47forget about them
19:49i charge one lakh
19:51yeah one lakh
19:53five sessions one hour each
19:55wow
19:57that's shit
19:59someone says how much
20:01how much is it
20:05the clients generally like these are
20:07IT toppers and all like IIT
20:09NIT and all that makes sense
20:11make sense
20:13so that is a lifetime membership
20:15group coaching call
20:17sirf one on one five
20:19wait you have a call with random boys every week
20:21okay
20:22random boys my students
20:23your students okay
20:25bhai ancho
20:27bhai are
20:29bhai are
20:31nisha o John
20:33nisho nisho
20:35he kasa hai bhai
20:36that student kise
20:37you teacher do
20:39tマj
20:48I'll tell you, sir, how are you, sir?
20:52They don't get it. They don't get it.
20:54I get it. I get what he's saying.
20:56I get it.
20:58Do one thing, Ghatam.
21:00Four months, right?
21:02Might not work.
21:04Pay him 50,000.
21:06No, I mean, I'm still...
21:08Maybe we'll meet later.
21:10But it's not like over Shubham.
21:12What a guy.
21:14I think other type assets,
21:16I don't know what I mean.
21:18Please tell us, Aaron. We don't know what you mean.
21:20It's not a house car, sure.
21:22They look like girls.
21:30Assets, I think most of them over here
21:32know what I mean, right?
21:34No, we don't.
21:36No, we don't, right?
21:38No, not even one person.
21:40Assets, I would say a woman who looks
21:42for me should be a little bit curvy.
21:44Got good things.
21:46What a nice way of seeing it.
21:48Yeah, that's the point.
21:50Fitness coach, so a little bit fit.
21:52My hands need things to play with, so...
21:54You play football.
21:56That's handball.
21:58You play football.
22:00Do you not know the rules?
22:02My leg works.
22:04You kick boobs.
22:06You play football.
22:08You play football.
22:10You play football.
22:12You play football.
22:14You play football.
22:16I feel like Aaron's 100 body count would actually be very like.
22:20Believable.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Aaron, what's your body count like?
22:2438.
22:26The fact that you know the real number is.
22:28Dude, he's like Ronaldo.
22:29Yeah.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Yeah.
22:3538 is very exact, dude.
22:36Do you have a photo of all of them in a big board in your house?
22:40Dude, he's like...
22:41Like Jeffrey Dahmer?
22:42Yeah, yeah.
22:43Yeah, yeah.
22:44Yeah, yeah.
22:45Yeah, yeah.
22:46Yeah, yeah.
22:47Yeah, yeah.
22:48Yeah, yeah.
22:49Yeah.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Yeah, yeah.
22:52Yeah.
22:53But how do you know the exact number?
22:54Do you have a fond memory of every one of them?
22:56Uh...
22:57Exact number I would say is because uh...
22:59Uh...
23:00This person that I was dating, I had to like give her an exact count on who all I was...
23:01Oh, fuck dude.
23:02Oh, wow.
23:03She took that...
23:04That was...
23:05So I wrote on notes and he said...
23:06Uh...
23:07The exact number I would say is because uh...
23:08Uh...
23:09Uh...
23:10This person that I was dating, I had to like give her an exact count on who all I was...
23:14Oh, fuck dude.
23:15Oh, wow.
23:16So, I wrote on notes all the names one by one and...
23:22Such a f**k boy.
23:24Dude, I think you are the kind of f**k boy Ritika would want to like make a father.
23:28Yeah, yeah, such a f**k boy.
23:30I'd love to make a father out of you, bhai.
23:33But how did that relationship go, progress after you showed her that 38 women you...
23:39Man, the whole class showed you.
23:41F**k.
23:42F**k.
23:43F**k.
23:44F**k.
23:45F**k.
23:46F**k.
23:47F**k.
23:48F**k.
23:49F**k.
23:50But how does she react out of that?
23:51That's 37 more than me.
23:53F**k.
23:55And 38 more than me.
23:57F**k.
23:58But you are 38.
24:00F**k.
24:01You need both coaching for me.
24:03Bhai, you...
24:05I'm taking you for 100,000.
24:07You can see these videos on YouTube.
24:10F**k.
24:11F**k.
24:12F**k.
24:13We can all achieve the £100,000 or go apply soprattutto.
24:15F**k.
24:16F**k.
24:17F**k as you used to smile at this.
24:22F**k.
24:23If you aren't coming to fill in the He нат 걸 wisdom,
24:27while he was cities.
24:28Then you're going to face Ritik.
24:30Youe, you know theFF.
24:31Ah...
24:32This is my face.
24:33Sorry Gautam.
24:34I love theю.
24:35Gautam...
24:36Gautam...
24:38I am like, come on Gautam.
24:39Come on, show it, show it, show it.
24:41Show it, show it.
24:43Mother show, man.
24:45Bank it, child.
24:47My first applause break out on that.
24:49So sad.
24:51Like there was a... you got hurt
24:53while getting physical with someone, right?
24:55You've written a story here that you slept while getting a blowjob.
24:57Slept while getting a blowjob?
24:59Dude, was she that bad?
25:01It was not that great.
25:03Yeah.
25:05You lost a lot of fans right now.
25:07I'm just glad that you're getting a blowjob.
25:09Yeah, yeah.
25:11And that's why I'm still asleep.
25:13Yeah.
25:15This is the first time I've seen a guy sleeping with a girl
25:17while getting a blowjob.
25:19Bodycon is 38.
25:21He can select it.
25:23Yeah, yeah.
25:25But it was like that you had to sleep and then...
25:27I mean, he doesn't do it then.
25:29What did he do?
25:31He said, don't you die on me.
25:33What did he do?
25:35I was like, I'm in the army.
25:37No, no, no, no, no.
25:39But, this first blowjob is coming to heaven.
25:41What did you say?
25:43I came after an intense football session.
25:45So, I was actually tired.
25:47And next day she woke up saying that you slept while I was giving a blowjob.
25:49And I was like, aww.
25:51What?
25:53So, tell me, you can tell me.
25:55And that was 36.
25:57Rithika, what are your thoughts on turning this rockboy into a father?
26:01Yes.
26:02In the starting, he seemed nice football athlete.
26:05But, has he kept talking more and more?
26:10I would like to introduce to the concept of men.
26:13He's the best.
26:15He's the best.
26:17If you're the best man, you're the best man.
26:19Yes, but, I think the body man's bodyguard might be 100.
26:22But, I think any questions to Aaron or Shubha Mappantil, we'll go to Rohan now.
26:28The crowd's favourite Rohan.
26:29Yeah, the crowd's.
26:31I'll be very honest, if a guy randomly, don't disappoint his band.
26:34He's the best man.
26:35He's the best man.
26:36He's the best man.
26:37He's the best man.
26:38He's the best man.
26:39What are you talking about?
26:40Are you completely single?
26:42Okay.
26:43Any questions to Rohan or like Shubham or Aaron by any chance, Rithika?
26:49Yeah, out of the Shubham.
26:52Shubham.
26:53So, out of the 100.
26:54You would like to talk to him?
26:55No, no.
26:56I'm asking you a question.
26:57Okay.
26:58Out of the 100 body count, how many of them are prostitutes?
27:02Ohhhh.
27:04That's a great question.
27:05Great question.
27:06Great question.
27:07I would want to know.
27:08I didn't count any of the prostitutes.
27:10So, there were a lot?
27:11No, no.
27:12I didn't count any of the prostitutes.
27:13Okay, so if you add the prostitutes.
27:14If you add the prostitutes.
27:15If you had the prostitutes.
27:16If you had the prostitutes, you took your helmet to helmet.
27:21He took his condom out.
27:23He took his condom out.
27:25But I said, actually, I love you, Roshan.
27:28I think four or five.
27:29Four or five.
27:30Four or five.
27:31Four or five.
27:32That's right.
27:33Four or five.
27:34Four or five.
27:35Rowan.
27:36Hi, Rowan.
27:37Sorry for...
27:38Yeah, dude.
27:39Hi.
27:40Is there anyone on the left side of me?
27:41No, no.
27:42No, no, no.
27:43Tanhai.
27:44But, dude, I'll be very honest.
27:46See, this is what men are all about.
27:48Shubham and Aran, when they were talking to him, they were killed.
27:51Rowan is leading the lead.
27:53I'll be very honest.
27:54Listening is important.
27:55Yes.
27:56Yes.
27:57I've also heard that.
27:58I've also heard that.
27:59Rowan.
28:00How are you, Rowan?
28:01Man, how was your life?
28:02I'm 24.
28:03My life is great.
28:04Oh, f***ing yes, dude.
28:05You've been to US as well, right?
28:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:07How was US, dude?
28:08It was great.
28:09I studied there.
28:10You know, I studied writing.
28:11You studied writing?
28:12Yeah, yeah.
28:13Isn't writing already there?
28:14What is there to start?
28:15So, what did you study in LKG, UKG?
28:16Rohan, in one of the answers you wrote that, like, physical qualities you like in a person,
28:17hot, bored and nice face, right?
28:18Isn't that objectifying a woman?
28:19The question is, is that objectifying a woman?
28:22Yes.
28:23Oh.
28:24Ritika, I think your type is around the corner.
28:25No, he's written, what are your red flags, positive?
28:26So, in one of the answers you wrote that, like, physical qualities you like in a person,
28:27hot, bored and nice face, right?
28:29Isn't that objectifying a woman?
28:31The question is, is that objectifying a woman?
28:36Yes.
28:37Oh.
28:43Is that the question?
28:45Yeah, yeah.
28:46Dude, I'll be very honest.
28:47Rowan is BTS.
28:48Yeah, yeah.
28:49Ritika, I think your type is around the corner.
28:52No, he's written, what are your red flags, polyamory.
28:54Like, do you believe in polyamory in general?
28:56No.
28:57Oh, I thought they were asking, what are your, like, not my red flags, but if a girl says
29:01she's polyamorous.
29:02Oh, so your red flag is communication gap?
29:04Yes.
29:07Yes.
29:09So, what are your red flags, you don't want a girl who's polyamorous?
29:12Yeah, I want to keep it a little grey, you know, a little bit.
29:15Just to very specific, Rowan, I'm from Jabalpur.
29:17So, can you please explain to my Jabalpur audience what polyamory is?
29:21Polyamory, I think polyamory…
29:23No, no, no, no.
29:24What is polyamory, Rowan?
29:25I think it's, polyamory is when people want to communicate that they're seeing other people,
29:34instead of just cheating, like regular, like good, like regular people just cheat and these
29:39f**kers are saying like…
29:40Regular people just cheat.
29:41Yeah, they're like, oh, I want to tell you that I'm having sex with this other guy with Aaron or whatever, I don't want to, you know.
29:46I gave him a speech and he slept.
29:51Have you cheated on someone, Rowan?
29:53No, no, no.
29:54Be honest.
29:55Not that they know of her.
29:57No, no, no, no.
29:59I have to commit first, not to cheat on someone.
30:01Oh...
30:02Oh..
30:03Oh…
30:04Oh..
30:06What are you talking about if you have been a bitch?
30:07Yeah, if you have a 24-year-old, I think the commitment is crucial.
30:10What do you think of your thoughts on polyamory?
30:13I would not do it.
30:14Oh perfect.
30:15Let others, yeah you just cheat like a regular person, right?
30:17It's not like…
30:18It's so f**king tough.
30:20They just laugh a little bit.
30:21I think I am going to kiss Rohan atleast once tonight.
30:26Rohan, if you have a dating course where you charge one lakh for sex, I would have to buy it from you.
30:33I don't know why I feel like my ex will be more cute as Rohan.
30:39Is it just me or you can feel that, right?
30:42No, you are feeling that, bro.
30:44I feel like that. Let's check it out, dude.
30:46Rohan, would you mind showing your ass?
30:48Yeah, but his pants are going to loose.
30:51Lose, okay.
30:52I feel like that too.
30:54I am not a footballer, I am not a footballer.
30:56Rohan would do a lot of things, he would like to show his ass and actually lose, right?
31:00Scott, Scott.
31:01Scott.
31:02Oh!
31:03Not in front of Shubham, dude.
31:06Yeah.
31:11Oh, yeah.
31:12Drama relived.
31:14Okay, get up, get up, get up.
31:16There is some money on the stage, you can pick it up after you.
31:19I will be very honest, Tanya, this is better than yours.
31:22What the f...
31:23I thought we were here for Rithika.
31:25Tanya is my ex.
31:26Oh, okay.
31:27The camera, not any random.
31:28The worst part is that when I was on camera, the mother was sitting there.
31:34And I am like, sorry ma'am.
31:37Rohan, your parents are also showing you the house.
31:39Is this the way to f...
31:42Okay, so Aaron, you are making sweet love to your lady in your house and your dad, who's
31:51me, walks in.
31:52Okay?
31:53And you are sleeping while getting a blue shirt.
31:55Okay?
31:56Okay.
31:57So, you are coming in.
31:58Aaron!
31:59So, Aaron, son.
32:01Har�, you guysары .
32:09Aaron, get up.
32:15Aaron, get up.
32:17Isn't heirs.
32:19Aaron, get up.
32:20Aaron, what are you doing in my house?
32:23Is this the kind of behavior?
32:31Dad, this is the girl that I love. Love of my life.
32:35All the bad blowjobs.
32:38I didn't say that you gave me a bad blowjob, so...
32:40Are you talking to me like that? No.
32:45Suddenly, Gaudu is like,
32:47My father is like,
32:50Explain yourself.
32:52Explain what I am doing.
32:56Yeah.
32:57I have never done that before.
32:59Right?
33:01Your mother. I have not told you about your mother.
33:04I feel sorry for you, Dad.
33:05I think you should sit and watch.
33:06Okay, can you step outside?
33:07He can't sit and watch.
33:08He can't sit and watch me.
33:10Okay, continue, guys.
33:11Yes.
33:14Start laughing.
33:16I think you're 100.
33:17Iritika, who do you think is leading?
33:19The first one.
33:20First one.
33:21One second.
33:22On the mic.
33:23Rohan.
33:24Rohan.
33:25Rohan.
33:26Rohan.
33:27Rohan.
33:28Rohan.
33:29Five.
33:30Four.
33:31Three.
33:32Two.
33:33One.
33:34Go on, go on.
33:35So I wrote down, I wrote down in the…
33:36They asked me in this form.
33:37I wrote down, I'm in love with you, is what I wrote down.
33:40But let me…
33:41But you guys think it's not a good pick-up line, I know already.
33:43But let me give you the rationale, right, behind this.
33:46If you're seeing, maybe, if you're trying to have sex with, let's say six girls, right?
33:52Let's say, this is a theoretical, not 38, not 100.
33:55Six.
33:56Let's keep it down.
33:57Let's keep our goal, you know.
33:58Six girls, you say I love you to all of them.
34:01At the same time?
34:02At the same time.
34:03Not at the same physical time, but in the same, you know, time.
34:05On a Zoom call.
34:06Then you slowly pull back, pull away.
34:09They think they've won, they think they're in a higher position, leverage-wise.
34:12But then, you know, slowly they keep coming back, right?
34:15Six, only six, not 45 or whatever.
34:17Okay, oh.
34:18So you try to be vulnerable by trying to say, and then you want the girl to like have higher power.
34:23So she likes you, and then you're like, fuck it, I'm going to do six other people.
34:26Yes, yes, yes.
34:27Push-pull game, yeah.
34:28Push-pull game.
34:29Push-pull game.
34:30Push-pull game.
34:31Push-pull game.
34:32Push-pull game.
34:33It feels like, it feels like it's been with you.
34:35I don't understand how the pick-up line happened, I think I'm in love with you.
34:39And then, she's also telling that, I'm thinking, this is what you're saying, I'm just saying.
34:43This is other people.
34:45I think now Rohan is not leading.
34:47Five, four, three, two, one.
34:52So Hrithik, I have a question to ask you.
34:55Yeah.
34:56Do you know there are two very beautiful flowers on your face?
34:59Can you name them for me?
35:01I don't know.
35:03Just think and name them for me, no?
35:05If you can.
35:06Did you use this on a prostitute also?
35:10First time, first time, I got a girl who just got a friend.
35:17Okay, actually, they were two lips.
35:19Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
35:20Because you know, one of my love languages is physical touch.
35:23I would actually just want to touch a hand and then let that energy do the talking.
35:28Actually, it was two lips.
35:30Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
35:32Because, you know, one of my love languages is physical touch.
35:35I would actually want to just touch your hand and then let that energy do the talking.
35:40Oh, okay.
35:41You're not touching Rohan.
35:43Rohan, no!
35:44You're not touching Rohan.
35:45But it was a pick-up line.
35:47Pick-up line?
35:48I can do it.
35:50Okay, that's it.
35:52Okay, that's it.
35:53My ass is loosening up already.
35:55Five, four, three, two, one.
36:00Go on.
36:01I ain't no photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
36:05Oh.
36:06Okay, that's good.
36:07Okay.
36:08And closing line?
36:09Any 30 seconds closing?
36:10Um...
36:11So...
36:12So...
36:13So...
36:14So, uh...
36:15So, yeah.
36:16So, yeah.
36:17I came here looking for a...
36:23As I mentioned, a good woman, not a girl, not a...
36:27Not anyone else.
36:28A good woman, a lady who can lead.
36:29And, uh...
36:30Yeah, looking forward to have that and see where this goes.
36:34Oh.
36:35I think she...
36:36This is nice.
36:37Wow.
36:38I think suddenly, Aaron is leading.
36:39I don't know how.
36:40That's...
36:41Imagine...
36:42What do you think the audience looks like?
36:44We'll try to see.
36:46Ritika, do you want to select or like, do you want the audience to cheer?
36:49Audience would be better, I feel.
36:50Audience would be better, I feel.
36:51Is it?
36:52I just want to say.
36:53In Bangalore, so many boys are there.
36:55You chose the most red flag boys.
36:57With the most problematic issues.
36:59See, they chose the most truthful ones.
37:03I mean...
37:04I mean...
37:05You chose the most truthful ones.
37:06The rest of them are the same.
37:07You are the same.
37:08Is it?
37:15I know because I roasted you, that's how you did...
37:17You're doing this to me.
37:18Yeah.
37:19So, am I at the right match?
37:20Yeah.
37:21I'll be very honest, these guys are good looking.
37:22Like, I think Aaron was nice dude.
37:23Rohan was nice.
37:24Rohan was nice.
37:25Rohan was trying to be gritty for you.
37:26Rohan...
37:27Yeah.
37:28Before he said the last line, he was good.
37:29I don't know what to say.
37:30Okay, I'm sorry.
37:31I'm sorry.
37:32Rohan, Rohan.
37:33Rohan, Rohan, Rohan.
37:34I don't know what to say.
37:35Rohan, Rohan, Rohan, Rohan.
37:36I don't know what to say.
37:37Rohan, Rohan, Rohan, Rohan.
37:38Rohan.
37:39Rohan, Rohan, Rohan.
37:40Rohan, Rohan.
37:41Rohan, Rohan.
37:42Steve and I can't say.
37:43I don't know what to say.
37:45Rohan, Rohan.
37:46I don't know what to say!
37:48It's ugly.
37:51Rava, Rohan, Rohan, dona, naa, no.
37:56Rohan, Rohan,었어요.
37:59Rohan...
38:04I don't care about it.
38:05Yes, look who's there, look who's there?
38:07I don't care about it.
38:09I don't care about it.
38:11Rohan, just say I love you to Ritka.
38:13I love you Ritka.
38:14I think Shubham, too.
38:19They said it confirmed.
38:22Okay?
38:22If you think Rohan won this round, the whole spectrum of impressing Ritka, make a noise.
38:31Not bad.
38:31Who do you think, Aaron?
38:34Start laughing forever in one time, man.
38:36I don't know.
38:38Okay.
38:40Irrespective of the blowjob, sleeping,
38:42I think Aaron is actually very nice, dude.
38:44And I'll be...yeah.
38:46And the best part is,
38:48Aaron actually is the f***er you want to change.
38:50Right?
38:52Five,
38:54four, three, two, one.
38:56Start by.
38:58Hi, Ritika.
39:00Hello. Yes.
39:02Ask me whatever you want to ask.
39:04Very nice.
39:06Which area do you live in?
39:08I live in Hurumau.
39:10What? Where is that?
39:12Okay, it's near Kamanali.
39:14Not near the Kamanali that he mentioned.
39:16Where do you stay?
39:18I live out of Bangalore only.
39:20Oh, long distance.
39:22Yes, slow down.
39:24First we'll talk.
39:26First have a conversation.
39:28Oh, he slows down very well.
39:30Yeah.
39:32What are, other than curves,
39:34what is something you look for in a woman?
39:36I'm looking for someone who can lead.
39:38So, if you can drown me,
39:40keep me at, keep me humble.
39:42So, you're a submissive.
39:44I'm dominant in other places,
39:46but like submissive where I have to be.
39:48Oh, fuck dude.
39:50So, sir, miss me for all the scenes.
39:52Hey, Ruan, shut up bro.
39:54Ruan, shut the fuck up. You lost.
39:56You lost.
39:58But I think that, I think the last line is perfect.
40:00Let's cut the scene.
40:02Yes, three guys.
40:04I'm not laughing for all the three guys, one time and.
40:06One time, I'm going to help you.
40:08By the way, three, one time, where is the camera?
40:10And three looks very nice.
40:12Shobam, two hours.
40:14You just have to guess the guy that you liked the most,
40:17or at least the audience liked.
40:18If you guess that, you both get 25-25k.
40:22Okay? 25-25k.
40:24If you guys don't,
40:26then the two laundry rejected,
40:28they will get 25-25k.
40:30Okay?
40:31And you don't know where to go to Shobam.
40:37You cannot ask any questions.
40:38Audience, what are you doing?
40:39What are you doing?
40:40What are you doing?
40:41What are you doing here?
40:42Don't you do that.
40:43Don't you do that.
40:44Well, I know this one is Shobam.
40:48You know this one.
40:49Yes.
40:50It's a ghost.
40:51It's a ghost.
40:52It's a ghost.
40:53Oh, bro.
40:54It's for round two.
40:56It's for round two.
40:57And here, the whole audience has ghosted you.
41:00It's a ghost.
41:01It's a ghost.
41:02It's a ghost.
41:03Why didn't you tell me?
41:04What did you tell me?
41:05Guys, let's see.
41:06Our show is real.
41:08So you have to guess,
41:09who is Rohan and Aaron.
41:11If you guess that Aaron,
41:12you guys win.
41:13Otherwise, Rohan wins.
41:14Anyone could be Rohan.
41:15Ken could be.
41:16Ask.
41:17Soch.
41:18I think this one.
41:19Wait.
41:20Wait.
41:21This one is Rohan.
41:23This one is Rohan.
41:24And that one is Aaron.
41:25Yes.
41:26Think again.
41:27Audience can help.
41:28Ask.
41:29This one is Rohan.
41:30This one is Rohan.
41:31This one is Rohan.
41:32Yeah.
41:33Yeah.
41:34Yeah.
41:35Yeah.
41:36That one is Aaron guys.
41:37Start laughing for Aaron.
41:38One time.
41:39Question being.
41:40Do you guys would go out on a date?
41:41If we sponsor it.
41:42Oh.
41:43It's a very new concept.
41:44You've never seen it on YouTube.
41:45Four people.
41:46Blindfold.
41:47Blindfold.
41:48Yeah.
41:49I would want to be a father if the girl is earning 10 lakhs per month.
41:50Yeah.
41:51I mean.
41:52Why?
41:53I would want to be a father if the girl is earning 10 lakhs per month.
41:54Yeah.
41:55I mean.
41:56Why?
41:57I would want to be a father if the girl is earning 10 lakhs per month.
41:59Yeah.
42:00I mean.
42:01Why?
42:02I would want to be a father if the girl is earning 10 lakhs per month.
42:04Yeah.
42:05I mean.
42:06Why?
42:07I would want to be a father if the girl is earning 10 lakhs per month.
42:09Yeah.
42:10I mean.
42:11Why?
42:12I would want to be a father if the girl is earning 10 lakhs per month.
42:15Yeah.
42:16I mean.
42:17Why?
42:18I'm going to work all the time in my house.
42:19I'll kill myself.
42:20Yeah.
42:21And then.
42:22Look at this.
42:23We'll spend time on my brother's house.
42:24He's like.
42:25Thank God.
42:26He's left me.
42:27He's like.
42:28He's like.
42:29He's like.
42:30He's like.
42:31He's like.
42:32He's like.
42:33He's like.
42:34Thank God.
42:35Ma'am.
42:36These are just jokes.
42:37Why?
42:38I've spent the same time with your brother.
42:42So.
42:43This is the last round of love.
42:45And since the most important part of love story is money.
42:48You will give each other a chit.
42:50And you will give each other a marker.
42:52Because each marker has a marker.
42:54And you guys have to write simply a dollar sign or a heart sign on the chit.
43:00You can choose which one to write.
43:02And you guys can get 2-3 minutes to discuss among yourselves what you want to do.
43:06If you both have a heart,
43:08So.
43:09The 50,000 cash price will be divided among you too.
43:1125-25 each.
43:12And if you both have a heart and a dollar sign.
43:16Then.
43:17It will be given to the person who has written a dollar sign.
43:19Thinking about that.
43:20Dollar sign means it's a Rupees sign for India.
43:22But.
43:23But, in the last one, there will be a reason that the one who has written a sign and a heart sign will get the money.
43:29If both have written a sign, then they will get something.
43:32That being said, this is your trick. One case.
43:36Good.
43:52Okay. Tell me about it and you discussed it.
43:55We realized that we are both sad people living in a very expensive city.
44:01So, economically, we both need the money.
44:04You decided to split it.
44:06Yup.
44:07You agreed to that.
44:08Right?
44:09Yeah, yeah.
44:10Very fresh.
44:12Why you want to change, bro?
44:15What is this backstabbing you are doing?
44:18Can I also change that?
44:23Whatever you want to do with the trick.
44:25Perfect.
44:26There you go.
44:29He changed.
44:31This is also a rupees time.
44:33Now, that is what happens when two people are both money minded.
44:38Gotten nothing out of this.
44:39Why you did this, Sarek?
44:40About one hour.
44:41What was the cost?
44:42Yeah, no.
44:43That's what I want to ask.
44:44What was the change about and what was it that you wrote before?
44:48He's given a hard cost and then we changed it before.
44:50Reason being.
44:51Reason being.
44:52Reason being is something from inside was like, bro.
44:57Because we agreed on splitting the money.
45:00Okay.
45:01And we told our reasons also.
45:02Both were genuine.
45:03But I trusted the reason that she told.
45:06And I was like, okay, fine.
45:07Let's go with it.
45:10After all the traumas I've had in life.
45:12I was like, nah, something is wrong up here.
45:16So, yeah.
45:17Something good.
45:18That's a mixture of greed and trust and issues.
45:19But I'm going to go with greed.
45:21Something good came out of this trauma.
45:23And who changed it to?
45:24Huh?
45:25No, no.
45:26See, I did rupees only first.
45:27Yeah.
45:28See, also because I wrote.
45:29You added rupees first itself.
45:31I have enough trauma.
45:32So, you were very good.
45:34Ah.
45:35Inclusions.
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