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00:07from studio six feet in rock and mother center in the heart of new york city
00:11it's the tonight show starring jimmy battle
00:17and i join jimmy and his guests jason momoa
00:21marcelo hernandez linus sebastian and featuring the legendary roots crew
00:30and now here he is
00:33jimmy
00:36felon
00:37hey hey hey
00:40hey hey hey
00:43thank you very much
00:46thank you thank you thank you
00:49thank you
01:05that's what i'm talking about enjoy yourself welcome everybody welcome welcome welcome to
01:10the tonight show you're here
01:14thank you for watching at home you guys i'm excited about this jason momoa is my guest
01:19tonight
01:23or as it's known around here take your wife to work day
01:26uh hey speaking of guys who are 6 4 215 pounds and in peak physical condition
01:33president trump is in the news
01:39yeah trump is still talking about how he wants to take over greenland
01:42but according to a new poll 86 percent of americans are against the u.s taking greenland by force
01:47everyone is like now donald if you want greenland you have to finish your venezuela first
01:55you know
01:57not surprisingly 100 percent of greenlanders are against it that's right both of them
02:04but the white house is still negotiating with the leader of greenland who trump thinks is shrek
02:08uh he was like
02:11i know it's freezing cold up there but with my climate plan it'll be a tropical island
02:16it seems like trump is serious about greenland because he's actually been teaching himself
02:20how to speak their language greenlandic
02:22this is this is real look at what he's been using
02:25if you want to learn greenlandic then you need duolingo trump edition
02:29it's easy repeat after me hello aloo
02:33aluminum good morning good morning i love corn
02:36welcome to kill shot it tylenol
02:39how are you i'm not keep it kim kardashians
02:43see you later takus
02:45tesla and of course greenland
02:47kalachit nunat
02:49ha ha
02:52duolingo trump edition
02:54it's getting there you gotta practice
02:56it needs more practice it takes time
03:01hey listen to this i read that the u.s has officially started selling venezuelan oil
03:06yeah apparently the extra oil has been great for getting trump in and out of the mri machine
03:13meanwhile today trump met with venezuelan opposition leader
03:16maria carina muchado who has said that she's willing to give trump her nobel peace prize
03:22well we actually got our hands on audio from their meeting
03:24oh yeah check this out
03:25all right muchado give me the nobel prize
03:28first i'd like to discuss the ramifications of
03:30give it to me
03:31but first we should
03:32give me give me
03:32well sir
03:33mine
03:33but
03:33me wanty
03:34sir
03:34risey in my handy
03:36i'm
03:36give it away give it away give it away now
03:38if we could just
03:39you you got what i need
03:41the nobel prize
03:42first i'm hoping
03:43give me give me give me a prize from your pocket
03:45okay fine here you go
03:46yay
03:46there you go
03:49that happened pretty quickly
03:53some more news from washington earlier this afternoon trump hosted the 2025 stanley cup
03:58champion florida panthers at the white house trump took the opportunity to launch his new
04:03initiative make hockey straight again
04:08you guys see this uh trump enacted a new 25 percent tariff on computer chips
04:13which apparently is having a ripple effect on world markets let's check in with our international business reporter from japan
04:20hello this is michael fitzpatrick with the market report the united states tariff on computer chips is expected to dampen
04:26trade in the consumer electronic sector
04:28and speaking of trade when i was a boy i'd say to my mommy can i trade my turnip for
04:33a sweet treat
04:33and she'd say michael you are a bad boy who always wants sweet treats
04:37and i would yell i ate my meat and now i want sweet treat
04:40eat my meat get my treat
04:42and then she would spank my little bottom until it was redder than the turnip on my plate
04:47anyway consumer electronics trade was down 15 as of last week
04:54wow
04:57some
04:58wow
05:00he ate his meat he wants to stream yeah yeah now that's some entertainment news
05:06harry styles announced that his new album is coming out
05:12it is coming out march 6th and it's called kiss all the time disco occasionally
05:21or as one man put it the story of my life
05:25well get this i saw that cinemark is celebrating national popcorn day by allowing moviegoers to bring their own five
05:31-gallon bucket to the theater and fill it with popcorn
05:35yep cinemark was like it doesn't matter how big your bucket is you'll still finish it before the movie starts
05:40guys the nfl playoffs are in full swing sunday night on nbc the chicago bears are hosting the la rams
05:46but i saw that it's going to be snowing in chicago and the wind chill is going to be three
05:50degrees
05:51it's going to be freezing check out some of the signs that fans are bringing to the game
05:54this one says why the hell didn't we play this in la
05:58this next one says let's slice open the bear mascot and climb inside him like a tauntaun
06:05this next one says i'm holding the sign up because my arms are frozen like this
06:10here's another one says before the game my tongue got sucked to the bean
06:13and my beans got sucked to my leg
06:18and finally this one says if i want to be this cold i'd just invade greenland
06:22now there you go stay warm out there guys
06:28while switching gears progresso has brought back their viral soup drop
06:33candy that you can suck on yeah i don't care what anyone says i'm just gonna go out on a
06:39limb
06:39and say it i think it's the worst soup based candy
06:46since reese's clam chowder cup
06:49i'm gonna say it yeah i'm gonna go out on a limb i think you're right i'm just gonna say
06:53it
06:57and finally a new study found that horses can smell human feelings
07:00oh the same study also found that the shrooms just kicked in
07:04we have a great show give it up for the roof please
07:18oh hot show hot show tonight he stars in the new movie the wrecking crew which begins streaming
07:26january 28th on prime video jason momoa is here this evening
07:33the wrecking crew yes love that dude
07:38also i speak i love this dude you know him from saturday night live his stand-up special
07:42american boy is streaming now on netflix marcelo hernandez is joining us
07:48marcelo we're gonna talk to him and then he's performing stand-up
07:54then later in the show later in the show he is a tech expert and creator of the popular youtube
08:00channel linus tech tips which has more than 16 million subscribers he's bringing some gadgets
08:05and some brand new inventions that'll blow your mind linus sebastian is here tonight
08:11i can't wait i love seeing that
08:16guys we're about to do something fun right now it's time to play a game called wild guests here we
08:21go
08:30my opponent tonight stars in the new movie the wrecking crew which begins streaming january 28th
08:37on prime video please welcome the one the only jason momoa
08:48that's what i'm talking about the wrecking crew come on bud all right here's how this works
08:57jason and i are going to take turns revealing facts about ourselves okay
09:03and the other person the other person has to guess if it's true or false if you guess correctly
09:09the floor underneath your opponent's feet will separate slowly stretching their legs apart
09:15if you guess incorrectly the floor underneath your feet will separate okay we're going to keep playing
09:23until one of us can't handle the pain of our legs getting stretched apart anymore and if
09:27if you want to forfeit you can yell a safe word um what uh my safe word is going to
09:33be uh honky tonk
09:36what's your safe word snuffle lumpagus
09:41all right great and as an added element of danger the loser must jump into the shark infested waters
09:48below oh yeah oh be careful of that shark all right jason since since i'm the host i will reveal
09:57my first fact okay and you have to say if it's true or false okay all right
10:02my fact is i started taking pottery classes
10:23yes what is your fact i once entered a jason momoa look-alike contest and lost
10:36you'd be surprised how many dashing men there are no absolutely not i think you would do it for fun
10:43but i think you would win you're too striking and good-looking of a human being that you're right
10:50son of a bitch
10:52yeah get that stretch okay here we go this is my my fact or all right here we go my
11:03favorite soda
11:05is root beer yeah that's true
11:12yes you're right this is my favorite yes how do you know i just look like a root beer bro
11:19dude you're a poster child for root beer i love it so much all right you got me on that
11:25one
11:25it's your comfort food is a root beer float i know it i do love a root beer float all
11:29right
11:30my fact is while filming the wrecking crew in honolulu dave batista and i crashed a wedding
11:39i love dave batista i think that he's also fun i think you crashing your wedding would be a gift
11:45to
11:45somebody um i would love it if you crash mine i'm gonna say you did that that feels like something
11:52you would do
11:55oh no i would do that dave would never do that
12:04are you flexible
12:07just breathe into it breathe into it oh oh all right oh i can't all right here we go good
12:20music
12:21i don't know if i can take one more fact oh i have to say something
12:29my fact is at my 10th birthday party it was at a tavern called the jolly jug
12:35your 10th birthday was at the jolly jug that's correct
12:44that's false
13:13is there going to be a minecraft 2
13:15very soon yeah dude really bro end of april they're in it this script is is is even better
13:24really
13:34our first guest stars in the new movie the wrecking crew which begins streaming january 28th on prime
13:41video please welcome jason
13:43momoa
14:10Always stylin', always stylin', welcome back to the show.
14:14I miss you. I love being here.
14:16Ruth, I love you.
14:17Very good. I'm so happy you love being here.
14:18We love having you here.
14:20Love being here.
14:21Last time you were here, we did a giant human claw machine.
14:24Do you remember this? And we had...
14:26Do I have the scars to show for it?
14:29It was you and Jack Black.
14:31And here we are. We did a giant human claw machine.
14:35And you were about to get up there.
14:36Then things just went haywire, and we didn't know what to do.
14:39And both of you guys flipped over by mistake,
14:41and we couldn't get you back over.
14:45And then if something happened, and then, like,
14:47your shirt came off, and then Jack was...
14:50Jack was choking?
14:52Jack was like, he couldn't breathe.
14:53Jack wasn't doing well.
14:54No, he was like, his face was red.
14:56He's like...
14:57I couldn't understand him.
14:59I didn't know if he was doing a bit or what.
15:00We had to save him.
15:01Just another Tuesday at the Momoa house.
15:03Yeah, why not? Yeah.
15:04And then that movie went on to be the biggest movie in the world.
15:07Buddy, congratulations.
15:08Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
15:09Yeah, I loved it.
15:10Couldn't nap and do a better guy.
15:11Yeah.
15:13Did you have any idea it would be that big?
15:15No way.
15:16No way.
15:17I mean, Jared is phenomenal.
15:19I've never done a comedy before, you know, aside from SNL.
15:22And so, like, that was my first comedy.
15:23Oh, really?
15:24And Jack is, like, just the best.
15:28And so, every day was just, I was so...
15:31I feel like everyone that does comedy, you guys are just cheating.
15:35What are you talking about?
15:36You just go to work, you laugh all day, like, ah!
15:38Then you go home, and like, ah!
15:40I go home, I'm covered in blood.
15:42I burn my hurts.
15:43I'm dirty.
15:44You have to do real work.
15:45Yeah, no, it's just like, I'm constantly beat up.
15:48Is there going to be a Minecraft 2?
15:49Very soon.
15:50Yeah?
15:51Dude.
15:52Really?
15:52Bro, end of April.
15:53They're in it.
15:54The script is even better.
15:58Really?
15:58It's so good.
15:59I was laughing out loud.
16:00I haven't laughed out loud in a very long time in a script.
16:03I was perplexed on the first script.
16:04This one's on laughing out loud.
16:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:06Yeah.
16:07The last time we saw each other, I think, was the SNL 50th anniversary.
16:11Because, obviously, they love you at SNL, too.
16:13But that was fun, right?
16:14Bro, mind-blown.
16:15Mind-blown.
16:15Mind-blown.
16:16I had so many.
16:17I mean, I just, I mean, here's me.
16:19There's Cher's.
16:21No, yeah, I don't know.
16:22Cher was.
16:22Right there.
16:23And she's unbelievable.
16:25Yeah, but I mean, just me and Jimmy and Bill.
16:27And I just, it was just.
16:28Isn't it wild?
16:29It's so fun.
16:30I don't think there'll be a cooler party in the rest of my life.
16:33There was two parties that year that were, like, absolutely insane.
16:37I did that one.
16:38And then there was, uh.
16:40Oh, the Black Sabbath.
16:41Black Sabbath.
16:42Dude, I gotta talk to you about this.
16:43You hosted the last performance of Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne.
16:47But you were right there.
16:48You were.
16:49I had a host for them.
16:50Wait, talk to me about this.
16:51He's like a, he's like a god to me.
16:53It was unbelievable, yeah.
16:54I'm getting goosebumps.
16:55I love him with everything, yeah.
16:56He's so, and then sadly, he passed like a couple weeks later, but yeah.
16:59Yeah.
17:00But you, you did a great job hosting.
17:02It was a great tribute to Ozzy and Black Sabbath.
17:04And then you actually got into the mosh pit, which is so you.
17:08Uh, I, dude, you did pretty well.
17:11Dude, I, it was, it was.
17:13We had a video of you in the mosh pit.
17:21God, I would be frightened out of my mind.
17:26I just, I grabbed my son and I was like, we're going.
17:30And my security, my buddy who was helping me was like, no, you're not.
17:33Please don't, please don't, please don't.
17:34And Liam went in there too, but I grabbed my son.
17:36He'd never been in mosh pit. I was like, you're going with me, boy.
17:39Wow.
17:40Jumped over, went in there for Pantera.
17:41Pantera?
17:42Yeah, it was great.
17:42Walk. I mean, fantastic.
17:43I tried to do a mosh pit maybe 30 years ago.
17:46And I go, I can do this. I used to mosh.
17:48I'm cool. I'm young. I can do this.
17:50I get in. I got one boot to the head.
17:52And I'm like, that's good.
17:53I was, I think I was crying.
17:54I was like, I'm crying. I'm crying.
17:55Help me. Somebody lift me out of here.
17:57One Doc Martin to the head.
17:58I go, I'm out of here, man.
17:59I'm not doing this anymore.
18:01I'm too, yeah. But good for you.
18:02You did it, man. You crushed it.
18:03It's the greatest.
18:04Let's talk about the Wrecking Crew, okay?
18:06Thanks for being here.
18:07It's you, Dave Bautista, who, gosh, we love him.
18:10How did this project come about?
18:11You guys together, come on.
18:13Yeah, well, we played brothers on Sea.
18:15It was a show on Apple.
18:16And I always wanted to, I needed someone to play my brother.
18:19I wanted someone that is physically posing my size.
18:22And he was a great actor.
18:24And Dave's, you know, I saw him in Blade Runner.
18:25I thought he was amazing.
18:27That's great.
18:27And he can obviously find.
18:29So we hired him to be my brother.
18:31And then we just fell in love.
18:32Like, he's just, he's no ego.
18:33He's so chill.
18:34Like, we just, we just got along so well.
18:37He's kind of shy.
18:38I was thinking about that earlier.
18:39Yeah, he's super shy.
18:40Yeah.
18:41And I'm absolutely the opposite.
18:42So it's like, I mess with him all the time.
18:44It's perfect.
18:44And I get him out of his shell.
18:45Yeah.
18:45And he lets me get him out of his shell.
18:47But it's.
18:47But he's funny.
18:48He's very funny.
18:49And he loves comedy.
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:50I love.
18:51So you guys together.
18:52So I pitched, this is the first, one of the first, like, pitches
18:55I wrote for a movie when I first started acting.
18:58And I wanted to do it in Hawaii.
18:59And so it was about two brothers.
19:01And they come from, you know, separate mothers and same father.
19:04And he was like a private eye.
19:05He gets killed.
19:05We're both in, we serve in the service.
19:07And it's us coming back.
19:08And we don't get along at all.
19:10And to find out, our father had been murdered.
19:12And you find out, kind of has a Chinatown aspect to it,
19:15where it gets really involved into the water.
19:17It gets involved into the people and the government.
19:19And so you pull that string.
19:22And then it's just us kind of, we really loved, you know,
19:25we grew up with the lethal weapons and the 48 hours and, you know, die hard.
19:28And I'm like, dude, I want to laugh.
19:30I want a little bit of a cry.
19:32I want to go through emotional stuff.
19:33And then I, you know, I'll kick some ass.
19:34Yeah, bud.
19:35But it's really, it's just a really fun movie.
19:39Yeah, it is.
19:40And it's the first time, like, he's definitely the straight guy.
19:42And it's the first time I get to be like,
19:43I'm the one that has to hold the, me and Jacob.
19:46Jacob's in it, too.
19:46But I'm like, it was, I'm really proud of it.
19:49And Jonathan Tropper, who was our,
19:50who was our writer on C, our showrunner,
19:53he ended up writing it.
19:54So we had just, it's a, it's just a really great team of people.
19:57Our producers had produced things together before.
19:59And yeah.
19:59Dude, you did it.
20:00I want to show a clip.
20:01Here's Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista in The Wrecking Crew.
20:04Take a look.
20:06You good?
20:10911, what is your emergency?
20:12Shots fired on King and Alakea.
20:14Please send emergency services backup.
20:16What the ?
20:18Hey, James, you still think it could be nothing?
20:19You, you blew up my car.
20:25You blew up my car.
20:26No, I blew up their car and then it landed on yours.
20:33They just blew up your car.
20:38You woke him.
20:39Saved your life, man.
20:41Yeah, that's right.
20:42He saved his life.
20:43Saved his life.
20:44Jason Momoa, everybody.
20:45The Wrecking Crew premieres January 28th on Prime Video.
20:50Marcelo Hernandez joins us after the break.
20:52Stick around, everybody.
20:55Yeah, like a deal on the street.
20:57I gotta show me something, Dave.
20:58Show me something.
20:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:01Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
21:02Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
21:04-da.
21:14Our next guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live,
21:19which is all new this Saturday,
21:20with host Finn Wolfhard and musical guest A$AP Rocky.
21:24His stand-up special, American Boy, is streaming now on Netflix.
21:28Please welcome Marcelo Hernandez.
21:36I want to sing and sing.
21:39I want to sing.
21:43Oh, the champagne.
21:46Come on, bud.
21:48Marcelo, come on. Welcome back.
21:51Thank you. That's right.
21:53Thank you very much for coming back.
21:55You look fantastic.
21:56Thank you, James.
21:58Marcelo, you always bring champagne for us.
22:02I do. It's a big deal.
22:03It's just a big show, isn't it?
22:04The show that he has.
22:06What does it say here?
22:08So, this is my third time doing your show on my own.
22:11So, this says,
22:13Marcelo and Jimmy, tonight's show, numero tres.
22:15Ah, it's a numero tres.
22:16It's a good year.
22:17I love a numero tres.
22:19Yes, yes, you like it?
22:20I love a numero tres.
22:22And you brought your dad with you today.
22:24My dad is here today, Joaquin.
22:25Joaquin.
22:26Joaquin Antonio.
22:27Joaquin is here.
22:28Yeah, Antonio.
22:31Eso, yeah.
22:32Boo-boo.
22:32You got to be proud.
22:34Yes, boo-boo.
22:35You got to be proud of this guy here.
22:37Yes.
22:38By the way, thank you for coming down.
22:40I know you're busy this week because you have a new Saturday Night Live this Saturday.
22:43Yep.
22:44With Finn Wolfhard.
22:45Yep.
22:45A$AP Rocky.
22:46Yep.
22:46Come on, bud.
22:47Legend, dude.
22:48Sick.
22:48Let me tell you.
22:49You've had such a great season.
22:50Can we just talk about what you've done this year?
22:52Sure.
22:53The Sebastian Menescalco bit.
22:55It's one of the best bits.
22:57It was so good.
23:00Look at you.
23:01Oh, my gosh.
23:03Could you break it down for us a bit?
23:04What is the key to a Sebastian Menescalco impression?
23:08Oh, well, if you want to do Sebastian right, you have to always be exhaling while you're talking.
23:14And everything is a question, you know?
23:17So, if someone's like, if he's ordering fast food, I feel like it'd be something like,
23:22I'd like, like, a, like, a number one.
23:30Does it have pickles?
23:33I don't like the pickles.
23:35I feel like he's a perfect guy to, like, channel if you're ever in, like, an inconvenient situation.
23:42Like, if, like, a cop were to pull me over today and he's like,
23:45do you have any idea how fast you were going?
23:47I feel like Sebastian would be like, I'm just doing my best.
23:55I'm just doing what I can do.
23:58That's so good.
23:59Gosh, he's funny, man.
24:00Yeah, he's the best.
24:01Great job.
24:02How's your mom doing?
24:03You know, I love your mom.
24:03My mom is fantastic.
24:05Good. Tell her, say hi.
24:06I will tell her you say hi.
24:07She's the best.
24:07My stepdad's probably watching this, too, and he keeps her safe.
24:10So shout out to Jose for keeping her safe.
24:12Yeah.
24:14But, no.
24:14She's been very supportive of your career.
24:16Always been supportive.
24:18That's a lie.
24:18But, no, she's the best, dude.
24:22We're always super close.
24:23I just always did whatever she said.
24:26I talk about it in the special.
24:28Everybody in my life told me that I have ADD,
24:30and then I told her that I have ADD,
24:32and she said no, so I don't have ADD.
24:35How about that?
24:35Wow.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:36Wow.
24:36She's that, always, she's always listening to mom.
24:39Whatever she says.
24:40Do you have ADD?
24:41Um, per chance.
24:44Um, no, I think I do have it,
24:47but I never got the pills,
24:48and, you know, one year I went to summer school
24:51for pre-algebra,
24:52and there was a kid in the summer school
24:54that his mom let him have ADD.
24:57And...
25:02And, uh, he, um,
25:04he gave me some of the pills, right,
25:05uh, before a math test
25:07for the pre-algebra in summer school,
25:08and I didn't study for the test,
25:09but I took the pills
25:10because I was like,
25:12what could go wrong?
25:13And, uh, I took the pills,
25:14and I did the test.
25:16It all seemed,
25:17it all made sense to me.
25:18Wow.
25:18The numbers started to talk to me, James.
25:20And I understood everything in the test.
25:22I was having the time of my life.
25:23I'm like, of course it's this.
25:25Wow.
25:25And it was one of those tests
25:26with complicated answers,
25:27like 0.799979.
25:29Yeah, ooh.
25:30So I'm doing that.
25:30I'm having the time of my life.
25:31I finished the test in 20 minutes
25:32before anybody.
25:33I turn it in.
25:34The guy's like,
25:34are you sure?
25:35I go, am I sure?
25:37I turn it in.
25:37I give him the test.
25:38He goes,
25:39I'll just grade it right now.
25:39I go, great.
25:40Do whatever you want.
25:40Do whatever you want.
25:41So he grades the test,
25:42and he gave it to me before we left,
25:43and I got a zero.
25:46Congratulations.
25:47I didn't even write my name.
25:48You got 10 points.
25:50You got 10 points for writing your name.
25:52I didn't write my name.
25:53Congrats again on the special,
25:54American Boy.
25:55Marcel, this is a big deal, bud.
25:57And you know what I liked?
25:58I loved all the bits.
26:00I'll go into it.
26:00You're doing some tonight,
26:01which is very cool,
26:02of you performing live stand-up
26:04tonight for us.
26:07Come on, that's the real deal.
26:09But when the special begins,
26:11you walk out.
26:12Every comedian has a walkout song,
26:13and you walk out to Bad Bunny.
26:15Come on, that's my dude.
26:16And I love that.
26:18I love him.
26:19Was that always,
26:20was that always your walkout song?
26:22I've been walking out to that song
26:24for probably some years now.
26:26Probably since it came out.
26:27I think it's the right beats per minute,
26:29you know?
26:29There's a certain beats per minute
26:30that everyone dances to.
26:31It gets the white people going,
26:33you know, they're...
26:34They start to shake a little bit.
26:36It's just, it's the right amount of beats.
26:38Roots, you guys know the song?
26:39It has a little verse right before,
26:42like, he says a couple words,
26:43and then it goes,
26:44so it goes something like,
26:45vamos pal mambo o no vamos pal mambo.
26:47Tú me dices, mami,
26:48zumba.
26:52Show me something, guys.
26:54Show me something.
26:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
27:11What's the most beautiful part
27:12about being at a family party?
27:13It's hanging out with your cousins, right?
27:16Isn't that the most beautiful part?
27:18Oh, my God.
27:20Something about being with your cousins,
27:22it just, it makes you just...
27:26You lose your mind.
27:28You end up in a part of your house
27:30that you have never been to before.
27:32You and your cousins end up
27:34in the AC unit of your house.
27:37And you're in there,
27:38and it's weird in there.
27:40And one of your cousins is like,
27:41I have hair, bro.
27:42I swear to God.
27:43I have hair.
27:44I don't know where it came from.
27:45I have hair.
27:46Your other cousin, he's weird,
27:48and he's like,
27:49bro, eat the cockroach, bro, please.
27:52Marcelo Hernandez, everybody.
27:54SNL is all new this Saturday
27:57with host Finn Wolfhard,
27:59musical guest ASAP Rocky.
28:01His stand-up special,
28:02American Boy,
28:03is streaming now on Netflix.
28:05More Tonight Show
28:06when we come back, everybody.
28:10Hey!
28:12Ha!
28:15Ha!
28:16Ha!
28:16Ha!
28:17Ha!
28:17Ha!
28:17Ha!
28:18Ha!
28:18Ha!
28:26Our next guest is a tech expert
28:29and the creator of the popular YouTube channel,
28:31Linus Tech Tips,
28:33which has over 16 million subscribers.
28:35We love them.
28:36Please welcome back,
28:37Linus Sebastian!
28:39Ha!
28:45Ha!
28:46Ha!
28:47Ha!
28:50Linus, welcome back to the show.
28:52You were at CES last week,
28:54and now you're here.
28:56You have one of the most popular YouTube channels out there.
28:58You have all sorts of products,
28:59and the future, I think, of technology and electronics
29:02are probably in your backpack right there.
29:04You better believe it.
29:05Yeah, thank you for bringing the backpack back.
29:08Wait.
29:09Do you like music?
29:11I love music.
29:12You like candy?
29:14Yeah, what's going on?
29:15Okay.
29:17That's where the lollipop star comes in.
29:20This is the tasty candy treat
29:23that you can listen to.
29:26Talk to me.
29:27Explain this to me.
29:28What do you mean?
29:28You put it in your mouth,
29:30and you hear music.
29:32This is their...
29:42Yes, yes, yes.
29:43That's the slogan?
29:44It's really easy to use.
29:45I'm going to be really careful.
29:46I'm not going to touch the end,
29:47because you're going to need this.
29:49You just pull this out.
29:51Hold this button for three seconds,
29:53and I'm going to give you some instructions
29:55that you've probably never heard
29:57and are never going to hear again.
29:58Put it in your mouth,
29:59and then it's okay to put it against your teeth.
30:03You can even bite down on it a little.
30:10Just cover your eyes.
30:12Oh, I brought one for you, too.
30:14Okay, yeah.
30:15You get to...
30:16You get to suck on one, too.
30:19You get to suck on one, too, bud.
30:21I wish you all the best in your career,
30:25but I have a problem with the stuff
30:26that you have been saying today.
30:28Okay.
30:29Hold it for three seconds.
30:30Is it supposed to be blinking?
30:32Yes.
30:33All right, ready?
30:34Cheers.
30:41Bites down on it.
30:46What in the world?
30:48Oh, man.
30:49Dude.
30:50Okay.
30:51Are you doing it, too?
30:52Are you biting on it?
30:53Yeah.
30:56Normally, sound is vibrations in the air.
30:58Yes.
30:59They hit our eardrum,
31:00and then they get transferred to our inner ear,
31:02to the bones in there.
31:03With bone conduction technology,
31:04you just put a very minor vibration up against your bones,
31:09and it takes it straight to the inner ear.
31:11Let's say I am glad to do it.
31:15Let's say I am glad to do it.
31:18Okay.
31:19That's great.
31:19I also brought these.
31:21These are the TDM Neo headphones.
31:24The TDM Neos are the world's first headphones
31:27that transform instantly...
31:32Oh, okay.
31:34...into a Bluetooth speaker.
31:35Okay.
31:35Dude, that's kind of major.
31:38That one makes sense,
31:39and there's nothing wrong with that.
31:40Yeah, thank you.
31:40All right, thank you.
31:42Dude, that's kind of legendary.
31:43That's fantastic.
31:44This is my favorite one so far.
31:45That one works.
31:46That one works.
31:47This works.
31:47Mine is great.
31:49Love it.
31:51Love that.
31:52Thank you, my friend.
31:53That's cool.
31:54This is the LTT screwdriver.
31:57Ah.
31:58Convenient bit storage in the handle.
32:00Yes.
32:01Smooth, satisfying ratchet.
32:02Yes.
32:03And now available in our Prismagic
32:05retro-tech-inspired translucent colors.
32:08Are you making screwdrivers now?
32:10Oh, yeah.
32:10I know you brought us more than just a screwdriver.
32:13What did you...
32:13Oh, I did.
32:14Okay, all right.
32:15This is actually the best one.
32:17This is the most exciting part.
32:18Okay.
32:20We all like robot vacuums, right?
32:22They're convenient.
32:24All right, we like this.
32:24They help us clean our floor,
32:26but...
32:28There we go.
32:29They've all got one fundamental problem.
32:32What's that?
32:33They're boring.
32:34But not this one.
32:36Not this one.
32:37This, Jimmy, here on The Tonight Show...
32:40Wow.
32:41...is the world's first dancing robot vacuum!
32:48I know better than to bring a dancing vacuum
32:51onto The Tonight Show.
32:52Oh!
32:53Wait, it's hopping.
32:54It's got a way more important trick.
32:57I would say that the robot vacuum's nemesis
33:01is the stair.
33:02You might have noticed.
33:03We upgraded your studio for you.
33:04Yeah, thank you very much.
33:05I barely noticed that.
33:06You're welcome.
33:08Well, wait, so this one can...
33:10No.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:11Normal robot vacuums.
33:13They can't clean them.
33:14They can't climb them.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:16This right here is the future.
33:18Come on, buddy.
33:18Come on, buddy.
33:19Come on, buddy.
33:20Oh, yeah.
33:21Come on, bud.
33:22You got this.
33:23Come on, bud.
33:24Dude, you always do it.
33:26Thank you for bringing us the coolest stuff ever, Marcelo.
33:29Linus Sebastian, everybody.
33:30For more tech news and tips, check out his channel,
33:33Linus Tech Tips, on YouTube.
33:36Marcelo Hernandez is performing stand-up after the break.
33:39Stick around, everybody.
33:40Look at that.
33:43Very awesome.
33:58Our next guest comedy special, American Boy,
34:02is streaming now on Netflix.
34:04Please welcome the very funny, Marcelo Hernandez.
34:14Hello.
34:16Hello, everyone.
34:20I'm happy to be here.
34:22If you don't know, I grew up in Miami in a house full of women.
34:27It was my mom and my sister, and then in high school,
34:31my mom's best friend and her daughter moved into my house.
34:33So it was me and four women.
34:35And when that happens to you, you have no choice but to become a woman.
34:42At school, I was a man, but then I would come home,
34:45and my sister would be like, I met someone.
34:47And I'd be like, show me a picture.
34:50It's just one of the girls.
34:53When you grow up with women in your house,
34:55you learn a lot very fast.
34:57I have seen too much.
34:59A woman getting ready to leave the house
35:01is one of the most violent scenes
35:03I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
35:05The bathroom of a woman that's getting ready to leave the house
35:08is not a bathroom anymore.
35:10That is Dexter's laboratory.
35:14There's electricity and water at the same time.
35:17It is hot in there.
35:18It is so hot in there.
35:20And it's dangerous.
35:21There's sharp stuff.
35:22It's on fire in there.
35:23It feels like the restaurant kitchen, you know?
35:26If you walk in there, you have to say something.
35:28You have to go, I'm in the corner.
35:29I'm corner.
35:31I'm behind you.
35:32I'm behind you.
35:34It's dangerous in there, okay?
35:36And they're doing their makeup,
35:37and it's not peaceful.
35:38It's not like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
35:40No.
35:41She has a pencil, and she's putting it in her eye.
35:44And her eye starts to cry, and she's a savage.
35:47She goes, ah.
35:48And then she goes deeper with the pencil.
35:50The eye is rejecting the pencil.
35:53If the eye could talk, the eye would say,
35:55please, mama, no more pencil.
35:57But she goes deeper, and if she makes a mistake,
36:00she goes, I have to start again, like that.
36:03Violent.
36:04The clothes that women wear to leave the house
36:06is some of the most dangerous equipment
36:08I have ever seen.
36:10It's insane.
36:11And you don't even realize it as a man.
36:12You go to a club, and you see a beautiful woman,
36:14and you're like, wow, that's a nice shirt.
36:17That's not a shirt, papa.
36:19That thing clips, okay?
36:23You have no idea that it clips, right?
36:26You thought she put her shirt on like this?
36:28Ah, ah, ah.
36:29She put it on like this, dog.
36:32She had to jump, probably.
36:36They go through a lot.
36:38The appointments that women go to are all violent.
36:40I've been to every appointment,
36:42because I had a single mom, and I didn't behave good.
36:45Been to all of them.
36:46Every woman has a mustache.
36:48Did you know that?
36:50They all have a mustache.
36:51They get it before us.
36:53And they get it taken care of
36:55in the most violent way possible.
36:56They go to a salon, and they go,
36:58I have a mustache.
36:59And then the lady goes,
37:00How would you like me to take care of that?
37:02And then the woman is like,
37:03Oh, I don't know.
37:04I think I would like it if you could maybe
37:06rip it off my face!
37:12And they pay a little woman with big forearms
37:16to go,
37:17Ah!
37:20Everything they do is violent.
37:21The hair is violent.
37:22They go to a salon to do their hair.
37:23It costs $450 to cut two hairs.
37:27They light their hair on fire.
37:28They put chemicals in their hair.
37:30They put their hair in aluminum foil,
37:32like their hair is food.
37:35And then they tell her,
37:36they go,
37:36Go sit in the microwave.
37:38And she does.
37:39She sits in the microwave,
37:41and she gets her head cooked in there.
37:42And Lord knows how much radiation
37:44goes into their brain.
37:46And that's why women are a little bit different,
37:48you know?
37:50That's why they ask crazy questions,
37:52you know?
37:52If a woman wants to know if you love her,
37:54she goes,
37:54If I was a donkey,
37:58you were a lizard.
37:59Do you think we could still be together?
38:01And you're like,
38:02What?
38:02And she goes,
38:03If I was a donkey,
38:05Did I stutter when I asked the question?
38:08Women ask crazy questions.
38:10Women ask questions you can't believe.
38:11Women will be like,
38:12If I was a white t-shirt on a rack
38:13full of white t-shirts,
38:15and they all look the same,
38:16could you find me?
38:20Probably not.
38:22The Brazilian wax.
38:23There's nothing Brazilian about this.
38:26They put the word Brazil there
38:27so that you think it's a tropical experience.
38:29But it is not.
38:30I have been there in my soccer cleats.
38:34They grab your mom
38:35and they throw her on a surgical table.
38:37And then a little goblin
38:38comes through some curtains.
38:41And she goes,
38:42And she puts honey and duct tape on your mom.
38:45And she goes,
38:45I'm gonna count to three, okay?
38:47One, two!
38:50And then she holds it up
38:52like the head of a soldier
38:53that she just killed.
39:01And she looks at your mom
39:02and she goes,
39:03It has been a long time.
39:06And when they rip it off,
39:07women do not scream
39:08and they do not cry.
39:09They are too hardcore
39:10to do something so weak.
39:11They rip it off
39:12and they just talk.
39:13They rip it off
39:14and then she goes,
39:14My son is in the third grade.
39:18Thank you guys so much.
39:19Please watch it.
39:24That's how you do it.
39:25Come on.
39:26That's what I'm talking about.
39:28Marcelo Hernandez.
39:31That's great.
39:32His stand-up special,
39:33American Boy,
39:34is available right now
39:35on Netflix.
39:36We'll be right back, everybody.
39:38Duke, rip it off.
39:43Two for ten.
39:57My thanks to Jason Momoa,
39:59Linus Sebastian,
40:01Marcelo Hernandez once again.
40:04Yes!
40:05And the roots right there
40:07from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:11Stay tuned for Late Night
40:12with Seth Meyers.
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40:37Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
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