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00:11Welcome to the greatest adventure on planet Earth.
00:16Hey, gator incoming.
00:19Whoa.
00:20Don't stick your hand out.
00:21That's our competition.
00:23I'm scared.
00:25If there's one thing that makes a Robertson a Robertson,
00:27it's our unique ability to dominate every creature on this planet.
00:34Whether it's slimy.
00:36Oh, yeah, frog in time.
00:39Squeaky.
00:39Look in that drawer.
00:42I'm addicted to honeycomb and honey.
00:45Or even stinky.
00:46Be kind to the bees.
00:47Don't be an idiot.
00:49Neutralize them, Jacob.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:50Oh, it's in my shirt.
00:51They're all over me.
00:52You ready to learn how to process a frog?
00:55Yeah.
00:57Their feet are gone.
00:58I think it's a zebra.
00:59We got a lock on it, son.
01:04I let that frog get away.
01:07Or at least most of us do.
01:09I just want to go fast.
01:10Life goes by in a flash.
01:12Living free, no looking back.
01:14I just want to go fast.
01:16Keep growing from the past.
01:18Can't slow me down.
01:20I want to go fast.
01:21Oh, lean back.
01:23Lean right out.
01:24Go fast.
01:26Make the good times last.
01:28Yeah.
01:29I just want to go.
01:45It's frog season, boys.
01:47Well, we got to teach these kids.
01:49You know, my grandkids have never experienced the swamps yet.
01:53That's pathetic.
01:55Yeah.
01:56I got to get them out there so they can see some of the real outdoors.
02:00Smock boy and juju boy.
02:03They're fixing to get them a little less than frogs.
02:05Well, who's going to catch them?
02:09Who's going to catch them?
02:11Me.
02:11Willie has been dying to take the grandkids frog hunting ever since the season started.
02:16Hey.
02:17It's a rite of passage.
02:19It requires nerves of steel.
02:22Get it?
02:22Yeah, I got it.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:24I have caught thousands of frogs in my life.
02:27I'm a frog's nightmare.
02:32Get him, Willie.
02:33Calm down.
02:34And it ain't as easy as it looks.
02:38Oh, snake, Willie.
02:40Hey, snake.
02:47Well, you should let the kids try to catch them.
02:49Well, they probably need to start by watching before they just jump in there.
02:53No, you let them jump in there.
02:54Just let them jump in there and catch them.
02:56No chance.
02:56You don't want to terrorize them.
02:58Well, yeah, they don't know how to catch them.
02:59Yeah, they got to learn first.
03:01They got to learn, okay?
03:03And just like swimming, okay?
03:04If you don't teach kids to swim, I pick them up and throw them in the pond.
03:07And then, hey, say swim.
03:11Nope.
03:13When you're up on that front of the boat and your adrenaline's pumping,
03:16every once in a while, you got to jump.
03:18You just got to go for it.
03:20I'm turning into a frog.
03:22Yeah.
03:23To catch your frog.
03:23That's been Willie's problem for 50 years.
03:25What are you talking about?
03:27I'm just saying.
03:29The law of gravity.
03:31I'm athletic.
03:32He's just saying you're a little slow, chubby.
03:34Time, space, and matter.
03:36Snakey, athletic.
03:37Yeah.
03:37You would think as many frogs as you've eaten, it would help your vertical leap.
03:41But that's why you need me.
03:42Do you want to see frogs or do you want to catch frogs?
03:46I mean, if you want to go, you're more than welcome to go.
03:49You need me to go.
03:52I'm not saying I need you to do anything.
03:55Did you hear him ask me?
03:56That was his way of asking me to go frog hunt.
03:59No, he wasn't going to say, will you go with me?
04:01Oh, I know.
04:01He just knew that was him saying, I need you, brother.
04:07Here we go.
04:12All right, it's time to get our meeting started at the Northeast Louisiana Beekeepers Club.
04:17So I'd like to kind of go around the room and everybody introduce yourself.
04:21Tell us how many hives you have and why you're here.
04:24Uncle Cy has asked us to join him for the local beekeepers meeting,
04:28which I actually didn't even know was a thing.
04:30Um, and I'm not really sure why we're here.
04:34We'll start right here with Sean.
04:36I'm Cy Robertson.
04:38I don't have any hives.
04:40I have robbed wild ones, though.
04:44Uncle Cy and Wild Honey have a complicated history.
04:47Hey, I'm like Winnie the Pooh, boy.
04:49We gonna get the honey.
04:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the honey.
04:52Yeah, yep.
04:53You can't buy that in the store.
04:55That's the best honey you'll ever eat.
04:57The problem is, he ain't gonna be a lot of help in actually getting it.
05:02Look out!
05:03I'm in!
05:04Hey!
05:06Have a man for himself, Will!
05:08Every good soldier has his post.
05:10Mine is commanding from behind.
05:13I thought you were Winnie the Pooh.
05:15Hey, that's General Winnie the Pooh.
05:18So what's your job?
05:19I'm gonna be back here, boys.
05:21I got the getaway vehicle ready.
05:23You weenie.
05:25I brought these kids for one reason,
05:27and that is make me a bunch of honeycomb and honey.
05:33So let's kind of go over some of the tools that you'll need.
05:37Bee suits.
05:39This is gonna be your line of defense.
05:42A lot of times I'll use something like this,
05:45which is a bee veil.
05:46It's kind of cool.
05:50How often do you get stung?
05:52In a day's time, up to 20 times.
05:55Oh, no.
05:56Hey, I got a serious question for you.
05:58What is honey?
06:00What is the, uh, ingredients, so to speak?
06:03Well, basically in a nutshell, you're dealing with bee spit.
06:07So we're eating bee spit?
06:10Yeah.
06:13That's amazing.
06:15Okay.
06:15This is a hive that I got started with.
06:18It's called a flow hive.
06:19And it's got observation windows in it.
06:21Matter of fact, I encourage all of y'all to come up here and look.
06:25You can literally watch the bees working up and down in here.
06:29Where do I get hands-on experience for this?
06:32Jeff.
06:34Robertson?
06:34Yeah.
06:35He comes here all the time.
06:36That sucker, they've been holding out on me.
06:39So do you still need us to do this, if you can just get it from Jeff and Jessica?
06:43Hey, you gotta have the thinker, and then you gotta have the doers.
06:47I'm the thinker, y'all the doers.
06:49I get to get all this, right?
06:51That's right.
06:52That's what I'm talking about.
06:53I'll leave two for y'all.
07:01Rebecca, you said we were setting up for a fashion show.
07:04Well, it's a little mission impossible, but I believe in us.
07:09Rebecca is truly so creative.
07:11When Dane was a baby, she started this parent and child clothing line called Me and My.
07:15Now she has a new line ready to debut.
07:18We don't have to clean up, like, the whole space.
07:20I just need, like, basically enough space to put a runway in.
07:25Oh, I think I'm a little too pregnant for all this.
07:27Woo!
07:28This is classic Rebecca.
07:31I mean, she has a fashion show less than a week away in a building that she and John Reed
07:37are renovating.
07:39And it is far from ready.
07:41I mean, like, this needs more than a little bit of help.
07:44Oh, this is kind of cool.
07:46A vase with naked women on it.
07:48That's funny.
07:50Oh, my goodness.
07:50Rebecca, I like these pants.
07:52Oh, no.
07:53Oh, it smells, too.
07:55What's your worst-case scenario?
07:57Um, probably, like, raccoon or a dead body.
08:03Well, I think I found a wasp nest in here.
08:06Whoa.
08:07I think that might be dirt daubers.
08:10No.
08:10I can tell you one thing.
08:11It's not a beehive because I'm learning all about the hive.
08:15The hive.
08:16I know more about the hive than you want to know.
08:18Some of this stuff is, like, actually cute and salvageable, Rebecca.
08:21This dresser honestly could be, like, restored really easily, I think.
08:26Just a broken...
08:28Bella, what the heck?
08:29What?
08:30What is it?
08:30Look in that drawer.
08:31I'm not...
08:32The other one?
08:32This one.
08:33This one.
08:36Oh!
08:38Oh, my gosh.
08:39Wait, no.
08:40Oh, my gosh.
08:40Oh, my gosh.
08:41Oh, my gosh.
08:43Oh, my gosh.
08:43It looked pretty cute.
08:45Cute?
08:46We have got different definitions of cute.
08:49He's about to get out.
08:50He's about to get out.
08:51I'm done.
08:52That...
08:53I'm done.
08:54I'm going to draw Al completely.
08:56Oh, too far, too far, too far.
08:58Okay.
08:58Okay.
08:59Here.
09:00Okay, come on, little mouse.
09:01Stupid.
09:01Come on, little mouse.
09:02Oh, there you go.
09:03Oh, my gosh.
09:05Oh, my gosh.
09:08Oh, my gosh.
09:09Oh, my gosh.
09:10Oh, my gosh.
09:10Okay, we're good.
09:11Okay.
09:12I think our work here is done.
09:15Oh.
09:17Okay.
09:17We need to call an exterminator.
09:19I don't know if we're going to be able to get this done.
09:22This is going to require some serious work.
09:24I'm all about delusional confidence, but this is just delusional.
09:27This is crazy.
09:28Oh, they already pooped in there.
09:30Oh.
09:31Ew.
09:39This is the greatest fun that you can have on this planet, catching frogs with your hands.
09:47We're going to do the impossible.
09:49We're going to try to turn y'all into rednecks tonight.
09:52I thought Ozzy went into rednecks.
09:55No.
09:56You're in training.
09:57Hey, can I get it?
09:58No.
10:00Remember the goal.
10:02Look, not always is this most fun.
10:04This is the greatest thing you can eat on the planet.
10:08It's like chicken.
10:09The top.
10:10A fresh frog leg.
10:12Let's do this.
10:13Oh, yeah, boys.
10:15Oh, yeah.
10:15Frogging time.
10:17Well, look.
10:17The catcher, Zane.
10:19The catcher, I'm going to lean out the front of the boat.
10:23I'm going to shine this light in his eyes.
10:25And then, look.
10:26I'm going to raise that right hand.
10:28And in the blink of an eye, I'm going to go.
10:32It's the claw.
10:33And I'm going to hold firm.
10:34It's the claw method.
10:35I will pass it to the ice chest man, who only has one job.
10:40Secure the frog.
10:41Put it on ice.
10:42Jace likes to think he's the frog whisperer.
10:45Like God's gift of the swamp.
10:48The frog does a three-man job.
10:49You got a man catching him.
10:50That's my area of expertise.
10:52You got a motor man and an ice chest man.
10:55Calm down.
10:56The catcher and the motor man, they have to have some skills.
11:00The ice chest man can be any human being.
11:04So that was Willie's job.
11:06You ready?
11:07Yeah.
11:08You ready to do this?
11:09Yeah, we're ready.
11:12All right, here we go.
11:13Where's the first one?
11:14Right past that bush up there.
11:17Hey, right there.
11:18Right there.
11:18Right there.
11:19Keep the light on it.
11:20Right here.
11:21Right here.
11:21He's got a light on that frog now.
11:23Right here.
11:23Straight ahead.
11:24Keep coming.
11:25Keep coming.
11:26Coming in hot.
11:30Get him?
11:32Did I get him?
11:35Did I get him?
11:36Yeah!
11:39That's a speckle belly right there.
11:41I mean, now this is a whopper.
11:43Look at this joke.
11:43That's a keeper there, boys.
11:45Look at that thing.
11:46Look at here.
11:47Touch it.
11:49Okay, let's throw it in the ice chest.
11:51There you go.
11:52Ice chest, man.
11:53Hey, hey, don't let that frog get out.
11:55Don't let that frog get out.
11:58He gone.
11:59I was testing Willie's ice chest skills.
12:03He did not perform.
12:05You got to do better on the pass off.
12:09Willie, have you actually ever caught a frog?
12:11What are you talking about, son?
12:13The only way I can shut him up is to go ahead and get my hands dirty.
12:18Give him a frog.
12:19Or a little gooey.
12:20As long as I don't embarrass myself in front of my grandkids.
12:24Do not miss him under any circumstance.
12:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:30Get it?
12:31That sucker put a move on me.
12:39Do not miss him under any circumstance.
12:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:46Get it?
12:47What happened?
12:48Did you not catch that frog?
12:50That sucker put a move on me.
12:51Put a move on you?
12:53What are you talking about?
12:54Until I grew up.
12:59See, boys, look.
13:00See, boys.
13:01Sometimes it takes 50 years.
13:03Hey, there you go.
13:04And then all of a sudden.
13:05It's hard to tell trash when I got a handful of frogs.
13:08You know, frog gun ain't about who's better, me or Jace.
13:12It's me, obviously.
13:13It's really about showing our grandkids what it really means to be a Robertson.
13:18Tonight, let's give everybody a little taste of the glory.
13:22All right, John Luke.
13:23You're up.
13:24I see one.
13:25There he is.
13:26That's a good one.
13:27Make your move.
13:28Oh!
13:30Yeah!
13:32Now we're frog gun.
13:33Good catch.
13:35Yay!
13:37Oh, he got it!
13:40Everybody getting in on this.
13:42Got him?
13:43Got him.
13:44Yeah!
13:46Got him!
13:48Got him!
13:49Zane, dude, give him a high five.
13:51Really?
13:53This is the frog's promised land, boys.
13:56Got him.
13:58Got him!
13:59That's yours.
14:00That's yours, yeah.
14:01We'll grab him.
14:02Hey, right there.
14:03Yeah, yeah.
14:03Look at the chest on this thing.
14:05You better make your move.
14:06Oh, no.
14:07Whoa!
14:08Whoa!
14:08We got him!
14:10We got the frog!
14:10Oh, he got it!
14:12We got the frog!
14:13We got it!
14:13Yeah!
14:14We got it!
14:15We got it!
14:17We got it!
14:20We got it!
14:20Full moon tonight.
14:21Frogs move on a full moon.
14:23Do a little howl for the moon on your first frog hunt?
14:26Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:41It's the prettiest day of your life?
14:41Yeah.
14:44He's in shock.
14:45I think you boys have been redneckified tonight.
15:01All right, there's some things to keep in mind.
15:04Be kind to the bees.
15:06Be assertive.
15:07And the most important one is don't be an idiot.
15:09Uncle Cy wants us to become beekeepers so that he could have honey, but then he found
15:14out that Jeff and Jessica actually are beekeepers, so today we are here at Jeff and Jessica's
15:19to learn the art.
15:20I'm excited y'all are getting into this.
15:22And hopefully take some honey home with us.
15:25Hey, Christian, you might want to put your suit on first.
15:28I'm a little bewildered on how to unzip this.
15:31Oh, God.
15:32Good one.
15:32Here we go.
15:33No, I'm not surprised Jeff and Jessica are keeping bees.
15:37He's always been into whatever's trendy.
15:40Oh, boy.
15:41Hello, fellas.
15:43Yeah.
15:44You like my new hat?
15:45No.
15:46Dad, this isn't a toy.
15:48It's a state-of-the-art quadcopter, 1080p video.
15:53These aren't farm animals.
15:54They're domesticated chickens.
15:56That's just stupid.
15:57And he's always been somewhat of an animal lover.
16:00Are you going to smile?
16:02No, I'm not smiling.
16:03I'm freaking holding a falcon.
16:04You look constipated.
16:06Me and Morpheus have bonded.
16:07I'm just glad they're keeping that hive stock
16:10on the other side of the family property.
16:13There's the queen bee, drones, and worker bees.
16:17And there's a king that is less talked about, but...
16:20There's no king.
16:21He disguised himself as a drone.
16:23Yes, I'm telling you, it's true.
16:26Just does a lot of the day-to-day operation on the beehives,
16:29but I kind of have the know-how.
16:31It's called science.
16:33Trust me.
16:34Uh-oh.
16:35Here he comes.
16:35There he is.
16:37You look like an astronaut.
16:39We've landed on the moon, boys.
16:42You and Jessica have been holding out on me.
16:45Yeah?
16:46You're a keeper of the bees, and hey,
16:48the bees are the ones that make the honey and the honeycomb.
16:51We 100% held out on Si.
16:54We don't want him to know anything we're doing here,
16:56because he would rob it.
16:57Once we start smoking these bees out,
17:00they will get angry, and they're going to be disoriented, but...
17:05They can smell fear.
17:06I promise you that.
17:07So if you're scared at all, you're going to get stung.
17:11Jessica, show us how it's done.
17:13Okay.
17:14This is exactly what Jason Statham did in The Beekeeper.
17:18I'm so excited to learn today
17:19and see how much knowledge I actually have about beekeeping.
17:22I think it's a lot.
17:23I've done a lot of research.
17:24Have you seen the movie The Beekeeper, Joe?
17:26Oh, absolutely.
17:27It's freaking awesome.
17:28Freaking awesome movie.
17:30If you want to do anything with bees, you have to watch that movie.
17:35You have counterintelligence, hand-to-hand combat, explosives.
17:39Oh, here they go.
17:40Here we go.
17:41Look at that.
17:41Oh, shoot.
17:43Neutralize them, Jacob.
17:44That Jason Statham, he really knows beekeeping.
17:47All right, so we're going to take this frame right here,
17:50and we'll harvest this honey that's in here in the honeycomb, okay?
17:53Whoa.
17:54Whoa.
17:54There you go.
17:55Let me do it.
17:56Let me do it.
17:57Now you're making a mad head.
17:59They're angry.
18:00They're angry now, boy.
18:01I am literally Jason Statham.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Oh, Christian.
18:06Work, guys.
18:08Okay, Christian, stop.
18:09All right, okay, have you had your fun?
18:11Now they're swarming all over.
18:12Look, they're on me.
18:14I want to do this.
18:15I think I could really do it.
18:16Yeah, you could.
18:17I can't wait.
18:18I'm going to fill a bathtub up with honey and honeycomb.
18:22Christian.
18:23I'm coming.
18:24I'm literally coming.
18:25I'm opening them up.
18:27Boy, I am the beekeeper.
18:35All right, I'm going to cut this off real quick.
18:36All right, he's going to cut this off.
18:37What do you do with the honeycomb?
18:38Can we take care of that?
18:39No, you can lick it.
18:43Now is actually the hardest part, which is harvesting the honey, because it's a sticky
18:47mess.
18:48Now, you can keep the beeswax and make candles and other things with it.
18:53Soaps?
18:53You can make soaps.
18:54You can do a lot of things.
18:55Lip balms.
18:56Butt paste.
18:58Okay, you can, if you want to try some butt paste, you can.
19:01Yeah, good chase, really.
19:03Whoa.
19:04Look at that.
19:05Ooh.
19:07Let's go.
19:07And then I just kind of break up the comb, and it'll just start pouring out the
19:11bottom.
19:12Like, you'll see it straight.
19:14Yum.
19:14That's some honey udders.
19:16There's a lot of work to this, isn't there?
19:18It's a lot of work.
19:19Hey, this is exciting.
19:20And just think how much honey we can make.
19:24Are you going to do the work?
19:26Huh.
19:26No I'm going to supervise.
19:28So we're going to be the worker bees?
19:30Yeah.
19:31I don't really think Cy cares who does the bees, as long as he gets honey.
19:34And I'm really okay with that, too.
19:37I just want some honey.
19:38He wants a lot of honey.
19:39Yeah.
19:40He's very demanding about honey.
19:42There's, like, no way he's going to eat all that honey.
19:44I don't know.
19:44Look at that.
19:45I'm hungry.
19:46Okay.
19:47Can I have a spoonful?
19:48Yes.
19:49Oh.
19:49Pass it down.
19:50Pass it down again.
19:51Ooh.
19:52Hey, don't double dip with your spoon.
19:54Yeah, Cy, you can't.
19:55What do you mean to double dip?
19:56Yeah.
19:57No.
19:58Oh.
19:59What?
20:00Cy, we don't want your germs in here, bro.
20:03Well, hey, I ain't got no germ.
20:04Keep your spoons to yourself.
20:06Okay?
20:07If you're going to be a bear, you might as well be a grizzly.
20:13Yo, I don't know what awaits me in heaven.
20:16Mm-hmm.
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:20If it's a bathtub full of honey and corn, bingo, baby.
20:25I just hit the lottery.
20:27All right.
20:27Well, look.
20:28I have a couple extra hide boxes if y'all want to set them up and try it out.
20:35I think we should do it.
20:36I think we should do it.
20:37I think they'll do good.
20:38I give them about two days, and they'll be done.
20:43Okay, boy, there's time for a toast.
20:46Go, go, go!
20:47Go, go, go!
20:53All right.
20:54We've done the hard part, which is catching.
20:56Now you ready to clean them?
20:58Yeah.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Oh, oh, oh!
21:07We got a jumper, boys.
21:08We got a jumper.
21:09I don't want to teach these kids just how to catch frogs.
21:13That's just step number one.
21:17What was that?
21:18Hey, hey, hey.
21:20That's the sound of a bullfrog losing his head, cold man.
21:24There's some fine stuff that grows out here in this swamp.
21:27Yuppie girls wouldn't like it.
21:29Don't marry some yuppie girl.
21:31Know what I'm saying?
21:32Mm-hmm.
21:32It's what we call a classic Robertson teaching moment.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:37We're going to eat their legs.
21:38All right.
21:39First thing, their feet are gone.
21:45Everyone got really quiet.
21:47You ready for the next thing?
21:48We'll take their skin off.
21:50Yeah.
21:51I don't.
21:52Okay.
21:53It's innocent!
21:55Boo.
21:56Yes.
21:57Yes.
21:59I have to make sure that it's waxy.
22:03This is like Mama's.
22:06Cut that off right there.
22:07Do you have frog blood on here?
22:10Yeah.
22:11What's the difference of human blood and frog blood?
22:14One is human and one is frog.
22:17I don't want frog blood.
22:20Look at there.
22:21There we have the clean frog legs.
22:25Is he dead?
22:26He's dead.
22:27And now we have his legs.
22:29Paint the toenails.
22:30You want to paint the toenails?
22:31Sure.
22:31There you go.
22:36All right.
22:37You ready to clean some more?
22:38Go grab some more.
22:39Let's keep cleaning.
22:40The first one is always the hardest.
22:43But once you've gotten through the slimy,
22:45bloodiness of it all, it's smooth sailing after that.
22:49Let's go and grab one, okay?
23:05Let's go get him.
23:06Let's go get him.
23:06Hey, don't let that frog get away.
23:08It went right in there because I saw it running there.
23:12Oh, man.
23:15He just wanted to kiss you.
23:18Hey, get that frog off on golf green.
23:22I'll catch him tonight.
23:26Oh, my gosh.
23:28Okay, stay calm.
23:29Stay calm, full and collected.
23:30I promise you I'm not nervous.
23:31Okay, good.
23:32That makes one of us.
23:34Jeff and Jessica set us up with everything that we need,
23:37and, uh, beekeepers.
23:42Whoa.
23:45No, beekeeper.
23:47Whoa.
23:48Whoa.
23:48Whoa.
23:49That was crazy.
23:50Oh, my gosh.
23:53I think I found my calling.
23:54You're doing so good.
23:56I don't even think Jacob's seen the movie The Beekeeper,
23:58so I don't know how he thinks he'd be good at this.
24:01Um, he's a drone.
24:05We're both queens.
24:06Well, technically, wouldn't two queens?
24:08There's only room for one queen.
24:10This is why Jason Statham was doing it.
24:12It's, like, so addicting.
24:14Oh, my gosh.
24:16Look at that.
24:17Ah!
24:18Oh, my gosh, Jacob.
24:20They're everywhere.
24:21There's just bees.
24:23You're fine.
24:23I feel like they're, like, all in my suit.
24:25I mean, this is, like, swarming.
24:27Ah!
24:28Oh, my gosh, babe.
24:30Okay.
24:31Okay, get the top.
24:32Get the lid.
24:32Get the lid.
24:33Get the lid.
24:34Christian.
24:35It keeps slipping.
24:36Christian, stop swatting.
24:37It keeps slipping.
24:37Christian, stop swatting.
24:39Christian, stop.
24:40Christian, you're freaking me.
24:40Oh, my gosh.
24:41Your shoe.
24:41Your shoe.
24:42Babe, babe, babe, okay?
24:44Babe, don't leave me.
24:46Don't leave me.
24:47I can't run.
24:48What are you doing?
24:49I can't run.
24:50Why?
24:51I'm pregnant.
24:52Oh, crap.
24:53I forgot.
24:53What is your problem?
24:55I forgot your pregnant.
24:56Ugh.
24:58I don't know if we can be beekeepers.
25:07This ought to be fun.
25:09Yeah.
25:11Hey, there's the exterminators.
25:13Rebecca told me we had some problems at the building, some critters, and, uh, I know
25:18a few guys with a lot of experience.
25:21You need it gone, we got you.
25:23We're about to have a fashion show.
25:24I don't want anything scary or dangerous up there.
25:28Everything needs to be clean and safe.
25:30Oh, yeah.
25:31Yeah.
25:32I would definitely consider myself an exterminator.
25:36I've eradicated many rodents.
25:40I'm pretty proficient at it.
25:42Yeah.
25:43When they stop talking, and y'all go upstairs and see what's up there, but all I seen was
25:48a big mouth, about like this, and it's full of sharp teeth, so all three of you be real
25:54careful going up there.
25:55You're not going.
25:56No, I'm not going up there.
25:58Apparently, I say exterminator, then, but he brought me the duck whore room guys.
26:05I mean, I guess I know how to do it, but this is not what I had in mind.
26:10I need professionals.
26:14I don't see anything.
26:17All right.
26:19The first thing we do is secure the perimeter.
26:22There you go.
26:23All right.
26:23I'm headed north, boys.
26:25Hey, do you and John have beehives?
26:27No, we don't.
26:28I'm allergic to bees, remember?
26:29Oh, you're allergic to bees?
26:30Yeah.
26:30But you wouldn't even have the food.
26:32What is it?
26:32John could do it all.
26:37We got a homemade trap, boys.
26:39They get in there, they ain't getting out.
26:41Uh-huh.
26:44One for the critter, and one for the hunter.
26:53Exterminate makes me hungry.
26:54Yeah, I can get him five beehives, and then look, all you got to do is he goes out there
26:58and robs it, and then we collect the honey.
27:01I get a bunch of honey, and I'll give y'all some.
27:04Okay.
27:04Well, how about I just buy the honey from you?
27:07Hey!
27:09What is it?
27:10I don't know.
27:13Nobody home.
27:15Why is there a toilet up there?
27:16Hey, hold up.
27:17Wait, yeah.
27:18Hold up.
27:18What is that?
27:19What happened?
27:20Behind the toilet.
27:22Easy.
27:24Big possum.
27:26Hey.
27:26Look, there's nothing worse than a cornered possum.
27:28Hey.
27:29I got it.
27:29I got it.
27:30Hey.
27:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:31Time out.
27:34She's not even running from us.
27:35What are y'all doing?
27:37Look, if that thing was scared of us, it would be gone.
27:40I bet this is just a city possum.
27:42How you doing?
27:44How you doing, little buddy?
27:46Huh?
27:47How you doing?
27:48Come here.
27:49Come here, friend.
27:51Hey.
27:52Hey.
27:54That thing's cross-eyed.
27:56I know.
27:56That's probably why I decided to live up here.
27:58It wouldn't make it long out there on the streets, man.
28:01Well, that was not what I expected at all.
28:06Turns out, we got a cross-eyed possum.
28:10That is the biggest possum I've ever seen.
28:12Yeah.
28:13She a fatty now.
28:15I don't know how she got so fat with my eyes like that.
28:17Did not need exterminating.
28:20I think Martin might keep it as a pet.
28:22Si, get our money.
28:25We found the beast.
28:28Hey, get that thing.
28:29Huh?
28:29Where you going?
28:30Get that thing.
28:30I'm going out of here.
28:31Come on, now.
28:32Hey, no.
28:33I'm getting the hell out of here.
28:34This boy's going to want crazy.
28:37What was that thing, anyway?
28:39You see the teeth on that thing?
28:41You have grief, boys.
28:45They're still swarming pretty bad.
28:49I know.
28:49Let's be serious for a second.
28:51Because I know you're excited about this.
28:54But I just don't know that it's the best time for us to have bees.
29:00We ain't quitting.
29:01We're just going to reassign.
29:03Two weeks from now, I know Christian and Sadie, they ain't going to have time to fool them bees.
29:07I was never about to be here.
29:08I've been about it.
29:09I know, but I wasn't here.
29:11Hey, I want to do this.
29:12I know you want to do this, and I have a good idea.
29:16I think it's really sweet that Uncle Si wants to do something with the kids.
29:19But ultimately, with Uncle Si, Sadie and Bella just need to kind of do what we all do with him.
29:25Just smile and nod.
29:27Or find some other sucker and pawn him off on him.
29:39Hey, did you drop off some bees at our house?
29:43No, did somebody put some bees at your house?
29:47Two boxes.
29:47Hey, I think the idiots gave up.
29:49You know, I chose the wrong worker bees.
29:52You and Mary-Kate are interested in this?
29:55We are so in.
29:57Mary-Kate says yes.
29:59Yeah, because I mean, hey, look.
30:01All I want is the honey.
30:02It sounds like a good plan and a good partnership, John Luke.
30:05We're in the honey business now.
30:07Well, hey, that's what I'm talking about.
30:09All right, bye.
30:12He said we can keep them.
30:16Should join, like, a bee club.
30:25So one line here.
30:27All right.
30:28Are we still gonna put balloons down on the...
30:32Yeah.
30:32Okay.
30:33Today's the day of the fashion show.
30:35And as you can see, we cleaned the space up and they caught all the creators.
30:39Hopefully, I think.
30:41But it's coming together.
30:42And I think it's gonna be great.
30:45Rebecca has made the space so beautiful.
30:48And the kids are gonna be adorable.
30:50I cannot wait to see it.
30:52I got a few corners for you.
30:53Since this is y'all's first time, look.
30:56You're gonna walk that famous walk over there.
30:58And you gotta do it with an attitude.
31:01With swagger.
31:02With confidence.
31:02Although, I would not have chosen Si as the runway coach.
31:08The one I got is called Silver Cat.
31:12Wow.
31:12Don't scare the children.
31:15I ain't scaring them.
31:16I'm telling them what to do.
31:18A model's gotta have certain moves to make it in the business.
31:23This one here is called the fluff top.
31:25I will get it.
31:26Back stage.
31:27You can't just...
31:30Boring.
31:31Here's another one.
31:32Okay.
31:33Duck lips.
31:34Quack, quack, smack, smack, bang, bang.
31:37What about, hey, honey?
31:41That was called a kiss.
31:43Y'all can do that, right?
31:45Thank you, Uncle Si.
31:46You're welcome.
31:48Anytime.
31:48I think they got it.
31:50Woo!
31:53Can you give me a crown now?
31:55Wow.
31:56Thanks, everyone, for coming.
31:58I did not expect to see this crown.
32:00I know everyone's so ready to kinda just walk out,
32:03because we got very exciting models back here.
32:06So, enjoy the show.
32:08Woo!
32:09Awesome.
32:21Everyone in the family really came together, and Rebecca pulled off an amazing show.
32:25Woo!
32:27Woo!
32:28Woo!
32:30Woo!
32:31Woo!
32:34Woo!
32:35Woo!
32:36Woo!
32:36Woo!
32:38Woo!
32:39Woo!
32:39Woo!
32:40I mean, it had all the elements that make our family special.
32:43Oh, I made sure of it.
32:45Woo!
32:45Woo!
32:46Woo!
32:47Woo!
32:50Woo!
32:52That's a real crown!
32:54Don't let that back going!
32:56That's a real crown!
32:58Woo!
33:00Woo!
33:01That was a real crown!
33:04Although I'm trying to figure out why I didn't
33:06get asked to model, because my pose face is elite.
33:20I know it's a little crazy, but that's what I get for having kids and adult clothing
33:32I cannot believe it. It was crazy, but hey, we did it. And you did good too. You did so
33:37good.
33:43When are we going to eat the frog legs, son? Look at him. He's starving. Hey, look at me. I
33:48need some nourishment, son. Yeah. He look like a frog. He looks more like a bat. You know what I
33:53mean? I've been battling those lately. He does kind of look like a bat. Well, I'll bite you like a
33:58bat, too. Hey. With what teeth? Sharp teeth, boy. Sharp teeth. Both of them. How'd you get in on this?
34:05I invited myself. Well, you can't invite me. Look, I'm going to crash this party whether you invite me or
34:10not.
34:11I'm in on the frog eating. Okay. The only way you want to keep me out is you will have
34:16to call the cops and have them lock me up. And then I'm going to pay my way out of
34:21it and I'll be there to eat the frogs.
34:24Okay, since apparently I've traumatized our grandkids with my frog processing. Yeah, one of them jumped on Holland's head.
34:32I have been advised by my attorney that I actually can't make them eat the frogs. So, therefore, I got
34:38a lot of legs to get rid of.
34:39You know what you should do with them? What? Do them hot legs, like the hot wings. I got like
34:4540 bottles of hot sauce.
34:47My mom gets it for me for Christmas. Weird, I know. But you can see who's the toughest of your
34:51kids by seeing who can eat the hottest leg.
34:53It's like the Hot Ones show. You give them really hot frog legs and then you just ask them about
34:59their personal lives and ask weird questions and see what they say while they sweat.
35:03You're going to ruin a good bunch of frog legs putting hot sauce on you.
35:08No, that actually kind of makes sense.
35:09But we'll figure out what happened to John Luke in the childhood.
35:12That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
35:13It's fun. But Johnny D, that is a good idea. I mean, you've got your own issues, but that's a
35:20great idea.
35:21It's a real Robertson compliment.
35:25Compliment sandwich. Insult, compliment, insult.
35:27Yeah, it was in there somewhere.
35:29I'm actually surprised that you had a good idea.
35:33Hey, maybe we'll learn some stuff about who can take it and somebody may surprise me.
35:38Is spicy food like a truth serum or something?
35:40If you start sweating and feel like your innards are going to pour out of your butt, truth comes out.
35:46Trash and burn.
36:06Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our first annual Hot Legs Contest.
36:16We had so many frog legs. We wanted to do a little competition.
36:20We will start out with some not-so-spicy legs, and we will progress up until we get to really
36:29spicy sauces and extra spicy questions.
36:33I'm really excited. I think this is going to be so much fun to just hear all their answers to
36:37these questions.
36:38I'm excited, too, but for completely different reasons.
36:42Let me tell you something.
36:43When I eat too much hot sauce, there's pain in the oral region and the anal region.
36:48Oh.
36:49It's the whole thing.
36:50I know, but that's disgusting.
36:52No.
36:52That's real.
36:53You should eat more hot sauce.
36:55You'll figure it out.
36:56The first one is titled, Pinch and Suck.
37:00Pinch and Suck.
37:04All right, dip and bite.
37:06If you had to trade lives with one sibling for a week, who would you choose?
37:12And what would you immediately change about their life?
37:15Wow.
37:16Oh.
37:17It's a two-part question.
37:18Spicy.
37:18Spicy.
37:19Okay, I would trade with Jacob.
37:21Rebecca.
37:22John Luke.
37:23Bella.
37:23What would I change?
37:27Maybe I would have picked a different husband, but...
37:29Oh!
37:31Whoa!
37:32She changed you and left you.
37:34Good call.
37:35Good call.
37:36On to the Girls Gone Miles.
37:39Girls Gone Miles.
37:40Questions are getting a little spicier.
37:42Okay.
37:42Which family member is the most dramatic when sick?
37:46Bella, for sure.
37:46When sick?
37:48That's all right.
37:48You have to think about it.
37:49I was like...
37:50Cory's pouring.
37:52What?
37:52I have been to the hospital the least times in my life.
37:55It's not the hospital.
37:56One time, Cory said that Bella had diabetes based on symptoms of a cold.
38:00That is true.
38:01That is a true statement.
38:02She said, this looks like diabetes, you know, but you have bronchitis.
38:05We are heating up here.
38:07We are heating up with round three.
38:09This is just what we like to call hot.
38:12We are now gonna let the person to your left dip for you.
38:19Oh, Rebecca.
38:20Oh, Rebecca.
38:20That is hot.
38:22That's good.
38:22That's good.
38:23I think some people might get out this round.
38:26If the family was on a survival competition show, who would you vote off first and why?
38:35We're definitely voting off Christian.
38:36Christian.
38:37I vote Rebecca off the island.
38:39Rebecca is not, I vote Rebecca off.
38:41Okay, who are we voting off the island and why?
38:44Yep.
38:44Oh.
38:45Woo!
38:49Next question.
38:50We are going with straight up fire.
38:53Fire.
38:54Now, the person on the other side gets to dip your wing in the fire.
39:00Oh, no, dude.
39:02Hope you're nice.
39:03No chance.
39:04Hope you're nice.
39:05Oh, screwed.
39:06Name something weird your spouse does that no one knows.
39:11John Luke.
39:12I'm about to throw up.
39:13John Reed.
39:14What was the question again?
39:16Christian.
39:17She farts when she laughs.
39:18She farts when she laughs.
39:21Okay, final one.
39:25Would everyone please pull out their last leg?
39:29I want everyone's last leg on their plate, please.
39:33I'm gonna personally...
39:35What?
39:36Oh, no.
39:36Oh, no.
39:37That one's thick.
39:38I don't like that.
39:40Oh, it's a thick burn.
39:41Purple.
39:42Have you done it?
39:44No, it just, like, gets hot.
39:47Oh, my gosh.
39:48I don't want to throw up on TV.
39:51No, it would be great.
39:52I don't know.
39:52That would be easy.
39:56It's got a little afterburn to it.
39:58I don't want to swallow it.
39:59I don't want to swallow it.
40:00I don't want to swallow it.
40:01John Luke.
40:02I swallow it.
40:02Who gives the worst advice but acts the most confident while giving it?
40:07Oh, no.
40:10Oh, no.
40:12Oh, no.
40:14See, the questions were just a distraction to draw them in.
40:17I was looking for that purple pain.
40:20Okay, you might be enjoying this a little too much.
40:23I am.
40:28I need milk.
40:30Oh, Becca's on the milk.
40:31Becca's on the milk.
40:34I got it in my left eye.
40:36Squirt my eye.
40:37Squirt his eye.
40:39Oh.
40:39Oh.
40:41My tongue.
40:43It's my tongue.
40:44I can't.
40:45Oh.
40:45Okay.
40:46My tongue.
40:47Get up.
40:48Well, I would call that a success.
40:50Mission accomplished.
40:52I'm still not sure what that mission was.
40:55And yet, we accomplished it.
40:57Hey, I want to thank all y'all for participating in our first annual hot leg.
41:02Hurry up.
41:03Get me.
41:04I'm swaying.
41:04Hurry up.
41:05My tongue.
41:06Get up, girl.
41:07Oh, my God.
41:09Why would you spray me?
41:12Okay, let's have our family dinner.
41:15All right, let's pray.
41:22Father, we're so grateful for this day.
41:24Thank you so much for our family.
41:26Thank you for all the things you created, the frogs and everything else.
41:29And thank you for the humor and the spirit of this family.
41:32We're grateful to you.
41:34We pray all this through Jesus.
41:35Amen.
41:36Amen.
41:37Facing down Mother Nature can yield all sort of surprises.
41:41More frog legs.
41:43Oh, yay.
41:44More frog legs.
41:45Whether it's a delicious country fried amphibian, every frog you saw at the fashion show is now
41:51in your stomach.
41:52There's some fashionable frogs.
41:54Bathtub full of nature's sweet golden nectar.
41:57Are our bees making honey yet?
41:59Okay, not yet.
42:00I still have to figure it out.
42:01Honey would be good on this ice cream right now.
42:03We need honey instead of hot sauce.
42:05Even a new spicy Robertson family tradition.
42:09Hey, Willie, try some purple pain, please.
42:11Start watering?
42:12Please try some purple pain.
42:14One little dab.
42:15Can I dance?
42:16I've lived my purple pain.
42:18So you're going to partake in this spicy tradition next year?
42:20Uh, no.
42:22I'd prefer not to replace my entire bathroom.
42:25That's gross.
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