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00:05You
00:05Previously on below deck down under
00:11It's gonna be our only one day any all right we'll get married in them then I
00:16Do feel betrayed by Eddie, but you know what can I say love is in a
00:22I do not spree the crew. I don't believe that I like die by rejection
00:27I'd use you I wouldn't try if I knew I was gonna get rejected. Yeah exactly the more time I
00:33spend with you Wow
00:34For sure he's more attractive for me. I definitely build attraction through
00:40Friendship
00:45What's your favorite dessert cheesecake cheesecake lemon meringue remember that I've got my eyes on the prize and the prize
00:54is
00:57Step to the wall. I had asked Daisy if we could have some wine in the room. I stand in
01:03the room
01:03Okay, I do feel the pressure of being the second stew. Oh
01:07Felicia and Mike just pull your weight
01:14Okay, guys leave the galley and go to your cabin you deserve it, and I will do it again
01:20So this calls me honey, baby. I know it's a term of a demon, but it's not sitting well with
01:25her
01:25That's something you have to work on there needs to be some respect
01:27I'm not dismissing what Ellie originally set out and had issues with but the way she went about it
01:33That's the problem and Ben needs to take account for the original issue where this got to it is not
01:39acceptable
01:39I want to see it resolved if you have a problem with that we make changes
01:54I want to see that galley it back where it was in China
01:56Thank you captain
01:58Thank you appreciate you. Okay. Have a bit of a chat. Thank you
02:05So I've never had a male supervisor call me those yeah
02:09Yeah, and I know you don't mean it that way, but every time you use one of those words
02:14It felt like a lack of respect and it felt like I was my value was being diminished
02:18This man is putting me down and I need to stand my ground
02:22No, well firstly, it's a British colloquialism. I use it in high-pressure environments like the galley
02:28I always thought of it as a defuser
02:31Rather than a fuser
02:33Yeah, I'm sorry. No, thank you. That's the last thing I would do. I thought you were a great help
02:38Well, I still do and you just wanted to be shown respect. Yeah, I know I got there
02:44I mean, I want you to stay and I want us to finish this together and I think we have
02:51a good thing going
02:52Yeah, I want to be approachable. Honestly, if you notice I haven't slipped up once today. So I am
02:59Really conscious of it. Yeah, you know how you have like a swear jar. Yeah
03:06I was thinking about like a honeypot or something
03:12Every time I do it, it's a couple bucks, you know
03:15Or something like that, you know
03:17Would you go for that?
03:18So then you're winning every time I do it. Would that be good?
03:22Yes, I'm kind of
03:24Embarrassed I allowed myself to lose my cool
03:27But I'm in it to win it and if I learn how to manage Ben's personality
03:33There is nothing I cannot do. Ben, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
03:39You did scare the s**t out of me, I'm not going to lie
03:42Yeah, you scared s**t out of me as well
03:43Yeah
03:44I'm sorry
03:45I was getting ready to run
03:48Hello
03:48Yo, how's it been?
03:51Good
03:51We have worked through it and I know we can continue this season without any tension
03:55Yeah
03:56Good
03:57It's a s**t load of work
03:58I can't do it without all of you guys, but I definitely can't do it without food
04:02Yes
04:02I'm sorry, okay
04:04Yes, thank you
04:05Thank you, captain
04:06Okay
04:07I'll let you guys go
04:08Thank you
04:13Right, drive-age
04:15Yep
04:15Check sundeck
04:16Make sure there's no hectic spots on the tee
04:19Cheers
04:20Thank you for being united
04:21We're moving on
04:23Thanks, Ellie
04:24All right, we're good
04:25Okay, what do we got?
04:27Can you help me bring all this stuff up?
04:29Because I just want to make room
04:30My colorful penis is in one of these
04:33This is for provisioners, so we leave on the dock
04:35Get all the bins out
04:36Okay
04:37Whatever's left
04:38Bettina, overall experience
04:39Five stars
04:40What could have been better?
04:41Painliness and comfort
04:42Two stars
04:43That's not good
04:44You go
04:45I'm deep soaking some stuff
04:47Everything's to be pearly
04:48Why all the washing machines are on?
04:49I got this as a gift
04:51Do you want it?
04:52You can have it
04:53Yeah
04:54You can have it
04:54It's yours
04:55No
04:55Every time you get it
04:56You're big of a
04:57Why do you get all the best gifts
04:59And I get all the ones?
05:00Do people actually like me?
05:02We're gonna finish
05:02I actually really want
05:03No
05:03No
05:04I love it
05:04I love it
05:04I love it
05:05Okay
05:06Girls
05:08Can you start sorting through this?
05:10Yeah
05:10Yeah
05:10I'm gonna kiss the penis
05:12Oh my god
05:12I'm going down to the laundry
05:18Like who?
05:20For sake
05:21This me off so much
05:24Like don't come to me
05:26That you don't have uniform
05:27And you're hoarding it
05:30Oh
05:32It's okay
05:33It's okay
05:34It's okay
05:34Why are you giggling ass?
05:38You're not gonna tell me?
05:42I do like Daisy
05:43There's no doubt about that
05:45She's beautiful
05:46You know
05:46She's very sweet
05:47She's kind
05:48She's protective
05:48I love her accent
05:50Very Irish
05:51I understand
05:52I'm just venting
05:53I'm here for it Daisy
05:54Okay
05:56I think that there is
05:58A form of chemistry
05:59That we're trying to figure out
06:01Without making it obvious
06:02To each other
06:03It's holding your cards close to you
06:06So that you don't get disappointed
06:08But I can't help myself
06:10From being drawn towards it
06:13Don't make food heavy
06:15No mate
06:15I'll carry this
06:16Maybe one
06:16Oh sh**
06:17Attention all crew
06:18All crew
06:19Please meet in the main salon
06:20Immediately for the tip meeting
06:24That's what happens after four days
06:26Start getting a bit bonkers
06:28Wow
06:28These are nice
06:29Hey
06:30Yeah nice
06:30Wow wow wow
06:31Let's go
06:32Let's get into this
06:33Tip meeting
06:33Charter four
06:34Woo
06:35Woo
06:37Grandad
06:41Righto
06:41Okay
06:42I just want you to know
06:44The galley situation
06:45We have a good talk about that
06:46But I'd like to honore this again
06:48From anyone
06:49We need to work together
06:50We need to support each other
06:52Okay
06:52Thank you
06:53Charter four
06:54We're getting to that stage though
06:56We should be kind of hitting some marks
06:58When I look through the reviews
06:59And see there's some housekeeping issues
07:01The helmet I'm thinking
07:02It's got to go to the housekeeping
07:05And obviously the leader hasn't stopped
07:07So I'm going to give it to
07:08The second in charge of the housekeeping
07:11I'll take it
07:12I want the crew to step up
07:14Take some leadership
07:15Take some work off the heads of department
07:17How can you take me seriously
07:19With this bloody hat on though
07:22We're here to grow
07:23We're here to expand
07:25And we can do that
07:25There is zero reason
07:27For us to be making these mistakes
07:29On charter four
07:30It's stuff that I've been asking them
07:32From the beginning
07:33Which is pretty simple
07:35Tips for this charter
07:3722,000
07:38That is 1,692 each
07:40Yes
07:41That's pretty hefty
07:42Thanks
07:43Well done guys
07:44Let's go
07:44Thank you
07:46My interior team
07:48Have a quick meeting
07:49About what's going on
07:50Yeah
07:50Okay
07:51The last charter
07:52There were huge gaps
07:54The housekeeping stuff
07:56That was a lot
07:57When I'm not around
07:58Jenna is in charge
08:00I do want to be in charge
08:01And take responsibility
08:02And I want to be
08:04Your go to person
08:05Before you go to Daisy
08:07About things
08:08We don't need such a high
08:09Level of involvement
08:11Jenna you're wearing
08:12The duns cap this week
08:13I don't really fancy taking
08:14Any orders from you
08:16At the moment
08:16There's a f***ing s*** ton of stuff today
08:19I'm going to carry on
08:20The decorations
08:20And you're going to carry on
08:21The trimass
08:22Perfect
08:23And then all that
08:23Yeah
08:24Hello
08:25How are you
08:27Good
08:27And then I have another question
08:29Yes ma'am
08:30Would you like a massage
08:31That would be amazing
08:33Awesome
08:33My way of winning a man over
08:35Is with my massage
08:37The richest person in Russia
08:40I'm not allowed to say the names
08:41That have NDAs
08:42I was his personal massage therapist
08:44So I take a lot of pride
08:46In my massage skills
08:47I'll set the massage table
08:49Awesome
08:49Cool
08:50Thank you
08:50Awesome
08:50Yes
08:53Deck team
08:53Deck team
08:54Great job
08:54We're done for the day
08:55That'll do donkey
08:56That'll do
08:57Copy that
08:57Thank you
09:00You good
09:01Yeah
09:03You
09:04Yeah
09:04All good
09:05Thanks
09:05Is it four o'clock
09:07Yeah
09:07Yeah
09:08You're done for the day
09:09Thank you for all your help
09:10Thank you so much
09:20Are you going to enjoy a massage?
09:22Yeah
09:22Yeah
09:22They want to give like a proper relaxing massage
09:29Yeah
09:30Hello
09:33Let's set up the table
09:34That's fine
09:34I'll set up the table now
09:35Okay
09:36I'm liking the attention of Ellie
09:38I wish it was from Daisy
09:40I don't want to say that in public
09:42But
09:43Why aren't you just telling Daisy?
09:46I don't want to ask her directly
09:48I don't want to beat around the bush
09:49She's a no bullsh** kind of person
09:51I think that if I ask her
09:52Her walls will go even further up
09:54And she'll shut off from me
09:55I don't want to scare her away
09:57But in the meantime
09:58Who's going to say no to a free massage?
10:00Massage is always associated with something warm
10:02It's not the kind of massage
10:05Today
10:06Today
10:06For now
10:08I spoke to her while last night
10:10I think he likes you
10:11Me and Daisy
10:13Have you ever thought about it?
10:15I do like it honestly
10:16That's hot
10:17Yes
10:19I'm not being here for that drama
10:20Like Ellie and Joelle
10:22Are we kind of full on
10:23You're such a girl's girl
10:24I'm really just here to work
10:26Everything off?
10:27Yeah
10:27Okay
10:28Ellie
10:28She has no vocabulary to beat around the bush
10:31She's definitely giving her something
10:33Giving her whatever she's giving
10:34Stop
10:38They're waiting to her
10:39To wait
10:40Getting what you want
10:41When you want
10:43How are you feeling about Ellie
10:44Giving Joelle this private massage?
10:47Well yeah
10:48Like I'm not going to like
10:49Sit here and be like
10:50I'm so
10:51With like
10:52You know I haven't had a chance
10:54To really speak to Joelle all week
10:55Or all week
10:56All season
10:58Obviously
10:59Ellie is a little bit of a shark
11:02I guess I'm not really like that
11:04Like I'm much more of a slow burner
11:06Are you feeling jealous right now?
11:08Do I seem jealous?
11:09No
11:10I don't feel jealous
11:12Face down please
11:15They could be fat five
11:16Informal insights
11:18What do you mean?
11:19Of course they are
11:20What shut off
11:21Do you think they are?
11:22100%
11:24Really?
11:25100% they were me
11:27Oh
11:27I really feel relaxed
11:29I'm good
11:29Oh
11:32Whatever
11:39Do you do long squats?
11:41No
11:41What?
11:43Deadlifts?
11:44Nope
11:44Wow
11:45Oh this feels amazing
11:47Mm-hmm
11:47If you buy a deadloin wheel
11:51Bottle situations turned real
11:53So much
11:54When's your birthday?
11:56In five days
11:57So this is your pre-birthday massage
11:58You gotta get another one later on
12:00No I don't think he likes
12:02I think it's available to me
12:04I made that very clear from the start
12:08Hey that's your
12:09Thank you so much
12:11My pleasure
12:13I'm keeping it professional
12:15It's kind of hard right now
12:16But I'm trying to keep this professional
12:17And I'm hoping we kind of have a chance
12:20After the party to
12:23You know get to know each other a little bit better
12:26Thank you so much
12:27Mm-hmm
12:28No problem
12:31But that's why I'm like
12:32I don't really think he does like me
12:36I don't really think he does
12:37Oh my god
12:37Oh my god
12:37Oh my god
12:38What is happening here?
12:40Wow
12:42How did your massage go?
12:44Really well
12:45Good
12:46Yeah
12:47We had a nice time
12:53Oh safe
12:56Massive safe
12:57That's all
12:58Okay
12:58Finny boy
12:59You coming out tonight or not?
13:01Not going out
13:01You're not coming out?
13:02I want to give Ellie some space
13:04Good on you
13:05All good?
13:06You good?
13:06Hey
13:07Good how are you?
13:08Good
13:08Yeah I'm feeling relaxed
13:09Like
13:09I'm sure you are
13:11It was very good
13:13You look lucky
13:15Thank you
13:19All right guys good night
13:21Where's that helmet?
13:23I got it as my handbag
13:25Oh baby
13:27Oh my name
13:28Let's go
13:32Captain
13:33Yeah
13:33I got some steaks
13:34Do you like?
13:35I'll get changed
13:36Don't get changed
13:37I'll match you
13:38Let's do it
13:38All right
13:39So why is Ben not out then?
13:40Because of them having their situation
13:42Okay
13:45How's your massage went?
13:47Wow
13:47Oh my god
13:48Yes
13:49It was us
13:50Did he get a go further than your massage?
13:52Did you
13:53You didn't kiss?
13:54No
13:54Oh my god
13:55What?
13:55We're easing into it
13:56Will you kiss him tonight?
13:58Maybe
13:58I love it
14:00I love it
14:00I love it
14:01It will be good
14:02I'm so for it
14:04Yeah
14:04Thank you
14:05Guys
14:05You've been
14:05Oh yes
14:06Yes
14:07Kiss her
14:07Kiss her
14:08Kiss her
14:09Ha ha ha
14:11I'm gonna make it
14:12Little cheese bone
14:13Perfect
14:13High school
14:15Can we order some pizza please?
14:18Two margaritas
14:19Three pepperonis
14:20I'll have a meatlovers
14:21I've been wanting a steak
14:23Make sure you position fat down
14:25There you go
14:26Now you just let them sizzle
14:27That's it
14:28For a bit
14:29Guys if you'd rather
14:30I'm smoking so sad somewhere else
14:32No you're right
14:33F*** off
14:34You are so funny
14:37I love the sarcasm
14:38Thank you
14:38Tits
14:39Clits
14:39And everything in between
14:40No no no
14:41We had to
14:41We had to do it together
14:47How's your parents like?
14:49Yeah
14:49I don't know
14:51My parents aren't really traditional
14:53They were like
14:54We support my children pastors
14:56Yeah
14:56But I always got
14:58Yeah I went Sunday school
14:59Sunday school
15:00I didn't
15:01Youth group
15:02Yeah same
15:02I was four days a week
15:04Yeah it's exactly the same
15:05My mum is very Christian
15:07And I still go to church with her on a Sunday
15:09She wants to see a woman who makes me a better man
15:13As Christians Eddie and I were brought up with similar miles and values
15:18Loyalty
15:18Honesty and forgiveness
15:20Eddie is working on the loyalty and honesty
15:24I'm working on the forgiveness
15:26Meat lovers
15:27Meat lovers
15:27I ordered the meat lovers
15:29Thank you
15:29A yum yum
15:30One more pepperoni
15:33All right
15:35Here
15:35Just gun it
15:37Love it
15:37I'm so glad I'm spending the evening with Jason
15:40This charter has been riddled with animosity for me
15:43I've really been up against it
15:45It's the fat in the bottom of the ring
15:46Yeah
15:47Yeah
15:48This is just what I need right now
15:50He's like a very tall master Yoda
15:53Who told you how to do that
15:54You need to have a nice day
15:56What am I doing?
15:56I need more friends like this
15:58Yes
15:58Love it
15:59Love it more
16:00Let's do this
16:01Come sit down
16:05Good work
16:07I love you being the bad cop
16:09Because I look so great
16:12Especially to Mike
16:12Like Mike is so
16:13He's like
16:16Am I bad cop?
16:18Jenna is bad cop
16:19I'm like trying to make her softer
16:21I'm like don't go in too hard on the junior
16:26I don't like to call it junior
16:27Because I've hurt my metaphorical stripes
16:31You're one stripe
16:36I'm doing a lot to take beauty from someone else being younger and in charge
16:40I know it's not always easy but you deserve this
16:43We've got the next ball in our way
16:44Let's go
16:45Let's go
16:46Let's go
16:46I want to go dancing
16:48Let's go
16:48Let's go
16:49Party time baby
16:51Party time baby
16:53You've locked your tits up
16:54Everybody what the
16:55What do you want me to drink?
16:56I'm too cold
16:57What can I get to you?
16:58Podcast
16:59Way to find a whole piece
17:09Woohoo
17:09You got it next
17:11You're pretty good
17:12You're pretty good
17:13Sorry
17:19F***ing
17:20You don't
17:33Why?
17:34Maybe.
17:38I'm jealous?
17:39No, but I didn't like it.
17:41You don't.
17:43Alisa.
17:47Adi and I will call in China.
17:49Go in love.
17:50No, let me call this camp, I'm sorry.
17:53No, it's not right.
17:54You need someone else.
17:56If I like someone and I want to, I'll go full in.
17:59It would never work.
18:00I asked you to call in.
18:02for intentions it started at dinner if you notice with job yeah and then she moved on already
18:09it's you and me get the wrong
18:12and whoever she finds was the most available at the time alicia seems to have a obsession
18:20with getting male attention i don't understand where the backstabbing comes from there is
18:25pikmin behavior and then there's alicia big miss you
18:44i'm so frustrated
19:09i have to meet you brother i have to meet you you've got it in the bag i know but
19:14get that kiss in
19:15like you're on the deal what what what who do you like you can't play twister and have your hand
19:29on three different colors like come on are you annoyed at me now what have i done what do you
19:56mean
19:57let's go who are leaving let's go the girls are going here okay i'm coming i'm in this again
20:01somehow you're in this again yeah no what are you sad about we had a really great time i don't
20:10know
20:10why i'm in my camera oh my god no i just don't want to be in competition with my girls
20:18no no no no no no no no no no you are not who are my pussy
20:27i don't have to feel so much like such an average man
20:33well well yes you and i we have to have a conversation because i genuinely thought
20:41unless give me two seconds i need to ask a very quick question it's very quick
20:48very quick are you trying to call tonight who ellie is that what you want to ask if you're not
20:56interested i just want to know what's going on so you pulled me here to talk about that
21:05she came up the taxi saw us having a chat i was disappointed
21:11i don't know what i've done wrong
21:28i'm all for a bit of fun banter but when you start hurting people's feelings it's not fun anymore
21:35it's not fun for anyone and seeing jenna who i care about upset that just makes me feel like a
21:41dick
21:44are they still having a chat over there what's going on so you and what's her face let's talk
21:51about what's her face is not really the the most appropriate thing to say this is ridiculous
21:59i'm tired let's go in come on let's go
22:04i'm tired
22:06alicia he's made my
22:08she's doing me sick to me tonight
22:15ah
23:15I definitely do have a weak spot for Eddie, but I do feel that Eddie is manipulated by Alicia and
23:21that she was taken out of the equation. He would be acting a lot differently. So yeah, I'm happy.
23:38Get up, because I can't be the last one in bed.
23:44Oh, sorry, man.
23:49Eddie?
23:50Yeah.
23:50Guess what I need to tell you.
23:51Do you know what I said to me last night?
23:53I like Daisy.
23:54Oh, really?
23:55I went, what?
23:57Where's that came from?
24:02Oh, you got my penis.
24:04Hey, it's mine.
24:06I'm starving.
24:07Oh.
24:11Morning.
24:12Morning.
24:12We've got a boat to clean.
24:16Oh, s***.
24:17The table.
24:20I'll give these scuffers and the window bits to clean today.
24:26Hi, Eddie.
24:27Hi, good morning.
24:28You okay?
24:29I'm okay.
24:30I'm okay.
24:30Thank you, Alicia.
24:31I appreciate it.
24:33What's up, doll?
24:35Have I done something to upset you?
24:38A little bit.
24:39I just felt like your behavior yesterday.
24:41You were in the van hyping me up about Joao and then you beeline for him yesterday, last night.
24:47I was just chatting with him.
24:49Okay.
24:51That's awesome.
24:52And you just keep doing that.
24:53You're just so disrespectful to girls.
24:55You're inconsiderate to everybody outside of yourself.
24:58The only person you think about is yourself.
24:59You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:03You're just so awful.
25:08Alicia is not a girl's girl.
25:09She literally ruined everybody's night last night.
25:12And somebody has to say something.
25:16She can't stop.
25:30The only person you think about is yourself.
25:32You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:35It's just so awful.
25:38She is.
25:44Who did you think she is?
25:46What planet are you on?
25:47What just happened?
25:48I just chatted to Joao after he got out of the taxi.
25:52And that was it?
25:53Yeah.
25:54Joao came to me.
25:55I was like, I don't like Ellie.
25:56You're like Daisy.
25:57Morning.
25:58Morning.
25:59How are you?
25:59Good, how are you?
26:00Good.
26:05Oh.
26:07How has this happened?
26:09Actually, she can go f*** yourself.
26:11If they were going to have a thing, they would have already had a thing by now.
26:14Joao's not into her.
26:15She's made an enemy now.
26:17Oh no, I'm going to lose friends like this.
26:21I'm not going to get her much better than that.
26:22I hate making bets.
26:29What's this?
26:31Oh, tuna.
26:33F*** yeah, dude.
26:34Hey darling.
26:35How's the bedroom going?
26:36Good.
26:37We've kept the two singles undone.
26:39Okay.
26:40So, um, Ellie had a go at me.
26:42Really?
26:43She was like, you're not a girl's girl.
26:45Um, all you do is think about yourself.
26:47Like, um, you know, I'm just like, go f*** yourself.
26:52Well, so basically, I felt somewhat the same as Al.
26:56When you take Eddie aside and chat for him for so long.
27:00I was just a little bit jealous.
27:02I kind of cut myself off of Eddie last night.
27:06Oh, s***.
27:07But that's why I went to him this morning.
27:08I was like, kind of feel bad at how he left off.
27:11Well, I'm so sorry if I made you feel a certain way.
27:13It's just, obviously, jealousy's a b***h and jealousy makes you nasty.
27:17Yeah.
27:19Anyways, I'm going to carry on with this one.
27:21I'll do it.
27:22Attention, Daisy, Joelle and Ben.
27:25Can we meet in the crew mess?
27:27Copy.
27:27How are you feeling, Patool?
27:28You had a big one last night.
27:31Thank you to vodka.
27:33Here we go.
27:34Chara.
27:35Sinkum.
27:36Okay, Tyler, a socialite from New York City is taking his group of best gays on a trip of
27:41a lifetime.
27:49All right, honey, I love you, and I'll talk to you soon.
27:54So, how does a 28-year-old afford to charter a super yacht?
27:57Is this something your group has been budgeting for?
28:00What's a budget, honey?
28:01I don't budget.
28:02I just spend.
28:03My partner is a very successful businessman and incredibly private.
28:09So, he just said, I'm going to sign the check, send you away for a while, and you bring
28:14your friends, and have a good time.
28:17Tyler, I have something to show you.
28:19What?
28:19Are you ready?
28:20Oh, my God.
28:25Oh, yes.
28:26Tyler, he is the most over-the-top person you'll ever meet.
28:28I heard about our theme.
28:29What do we think?
28:30I've been practicing.
28:31I think you need a pedicure.
28:33Tyler's been keeping a surprise under wraps for his guests.
28:36He is flying in his go-to glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
28:40The most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam get dropped
28:45up onto the yacht, so this must be discreet.
28:47Keep that a secret.
28:48Yep.
28:49Tyler is joined by Nick, Ashley, Mitchell, Brian, Spencer, Devin, and Luigi.
28:56We come accustomed to Tyler and his partner covering the bill for a lot of things, which
29:00I'm grateful for, but I realize that's outside the realm of normal for most people.
29:03You pay me back in cosmetic procedures.
29:05It evens out in the wash.
29:07Do you know how much Botox is running through my face right now?
29:10Joan Rivers is turning in her grave.
29:13He's a foodie, and it's going to be busy.
29:15We've got a lot going on.
29:16You're with the primary ones, primary guests.
29:19Wash that bitch.
29:20How has everything been going this morning?
29:22Oh, I thought this was done.
29:23Let me see if it hasn't done it.
29:25Okay.
29:25Ellie went uncharted to her and basically saying, I'm going to appreciate you pulling you out.
29:30She's playing with fire.
29:31I do think Alicia, in my opinion, is jealous.
29:35Yeah.
29:35She's in the drama of relationships, and she's not even in the f***ing relationship.
29:42Interior, interior.
29:43We're done for the day.
29:44Dick team, dick team.
29:46More or less done now.
29:47Okay, I'm done.
29:50Are you real done now?
29:51Yeah.
29:52I just want to sit.
30:13Yeah.
30:15Hello, hello.
30:16Hello.
30:17Hey.
30:19Hey.
30:19How are you?
30:21Good.
30:22Good.
30:22I've missed you.
30:26Wow.
30:27Wow, wow.
30:28You guys have got a lot of things in here.
30:31How are you doing?
30:32Okay.
30:33How's it been?
30:35It's been good.
30:36It's been good?
30:36Yep.
30:36Okay.
30:38Anything interesting?
30:40I told Alicia off.
30:42That's about it.
30:45I just didn't know, like, what was going on.
30:47And then I was like, I'm just going to wait.
30:49So then why didn't you come and just, I don't know, find out?
30:53What was...
30:57I don't know.
30:59Sorry.
30:59Well, I'm a good distracted.
31:01I lost track.
31:02It's okay.
31:03Mm-hmm.
31:04Thank you for apologizing.
31:05And thank you for being respectful.
31:07Yeah.
31:07I really appreciate that.
31:10Yeah.
31:37Honestly, I've had quite a day.
31:39I do too.
31:41All right.
31:45I'm sorry.
31:46I'm visual sweaty.
31:48It's not a terrible thing, I promise.
31:54How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be in like this?
31:59But what chance did I have?
32:02I was literally cornered in my own bed.
32:05Oh, my gosh.
32:06What a dickhead.
32:08What a cowardice dickhead.
32:10Enjoy.
32:11Well, I'm going to bed.
32:12Good night, guys.
32:14See you in the morning.
32:15Dang.
32:19John and I have a little cuddle in his family.
32:21Excuse.
32:22I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
32:25Mm-hmm.
32:26He's a lot coming.
32:28It's a surprise.
32:29Well, that's good.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Oh, f***.
32:52I had such a nice time for the other night.
32:58Yeah, I did too.
32:59I told my mom this morning.
33:01Did you?
33:01What did your mom say?
33:03Mom's just excited for me.
33:05Oh, that's so cute.
33:08All crew, all crew.
33:10Please get your wife to be ready in the main salon in 10 minutes.
33:15Yes, team.
33:17Let the fun begin.
33:18Let's go, guys.
33:20Right.
33:20I was going to say, ooh.
33:21The fun looks good.
33:24Oh, my goodness.
33:26What's the order?
33:27John X, me?
33:28Yeah.
33:29Makes sense.
33:30Ellie, do you mind if Jenna stands in front of you?
33:32Because she seconds you.
33:35All right, let's go.
33:36Well, no, I'm saying she's standing in front of you, please.
33:39Righto, righto.
33:40I don't like how Daisy's addressing me.
33:42She's, like, commanding, like, oh, I'm telling you to move down the line.
33:45I'm like, okay, you're not my head of the department.
33:48Whatever, whatever, whatever.
33:49You got me a good charter.
33:50It's going to be fun.
33:51Woo!
33:54What's the drink?
33:54Oh, my God.
33:54I really love the energy.
33:57Hi there.
33:58How are you?
33:58Jason.
33:59Hi, nice to meet you.
34:00Pleased to meet you, Tyler.
34:01Hi, I'm Daisy.
34:02Nice to meet you.
34:02Nice to meet you.
34:03Hi, I'm Jenna.
34:04I'm Luigi.
34:04Luigi.
34:05Hi, hello, Luigi.
34:06Welcome on board.
34:07Welcome, everyone.
34:08I can see we're going to have a great time, so we'll get Daisy to show you around.
34:11Get all your luggie, John.
34:12Start the engines and get out of here.
34:14Yes, man.
34:15Let's go.
34:16Amazing.
34:17Would you like a glass?
34:19Thank you so much.
34:20There we go.
34:21Let the fun begin.
34:23Let's change quick.
34:23I'll take you on a little tour of the boat.
34:25You're welcome to bring your champagne.
34:26Oh, my.
34:27What do you do with those kidney beans?
34:29Did you see them?
34:30Yeah, I put them in here.
34:31All right.
34:32So I just wanted to go over the honeypot thing.
34:34Yep.
34:34It's a dollar if I say, babe, or honey, and then the kidney bean just drops in here.
34:41Nice.
34:42Daisy swapped me in line with Jenna.
34:44I saw that.
34:45I don't really care.
34:46I don't give a shit what rank I am.
34:48Like, it's all right.
34:49If we make our way this way, we'll take the stairs.
34:52This will be my exercise of the day.
34:53Yeah.
34:54Yeah.
34:54His legs barely work.
34:56He's like all butt with like two nubs at the end.
34:58Bitch.
35:00You want to pass this?
35:01Slowly, slowly.
35:03Can I, I'm going to go and sit in there for a second, all right?
35:05Okay.
35:06Just to rejig the menu a little bit.
35:08Wait, this is so White Lotus, though.
35:10This is like creepy.
35:11Yeah, we all just finished one.
35:12These are twin cabins.
35:14These rooms are so big.
35:15Yes, that'll be good for the maker.
35:16Then we have the two primary suites.
35:18Wow.
35:19So pretty.
35:20Oh.
35:21There's a bidet.
35:22They knew the gays were coming.
35:23Spray your bum.
35:24All luggages in.
35:25I am closing the starboard side beam door.
35:27You picked out a good bow.
35:29Yes, it's much better than the Holiday Inn.
35:31Okay, after extending bar.
35:32We are good to go.
35:33Good to go.
35:34This is mine.
35:35This is mine.
35:36This is mine.
35:36And then the Louie.
35:37That's a tall.
35:40All lines on the after.
35:42Oh.
35:43We are four meters from the starboard.
35:46Back.
35:47Cool.
35:48Well done, guys.
35:48That's good.
35:55Did you ask to stand in line in front of me?
35:57Is that where that came from?
35:59Huh?
36:00We're the same rank.
36:02How so?
36:03Sous chef is the same rank as I can see you.
36:06Before you came, we never spoke about sous chef.
36:10We just thought about Gallyhan.
36:12And that's what we thought this was.
36:15In what universe would the dishwasher rank above the second?
36:19You should be at the end of the line, darling.
36:21I hope you packed a snack for your travels.
36:24Let's f*** up.
36:37Dick, dick, dick.
36:39Can we get something on board to drop the anchor, please?
36:41Copy.
36:42I'm on standby.
36:44What the f***?
36:45It's my TV.
36:46Like, my hands.
36:48It's so ridiculous.
36:49Morning.
36:50Drop, drop, drop, drop.
36:53Yo!
36:57Lock it up, thank you.
36:59Copy.
37:02I can tell you've had a nose job.
37:03It's really good.
37:04Oh, yeah.
37:04You've got a cheek, nose.
37:06No, not that.
37:06I've had a breath orientation.
37:08A really good nose.
37:11No, I've had three nose jobs.
37:13Really?
37:13I'm double checking with you for the barbecue.
37:17What are you putting on the grill?
37:18Yeah, let me do the menu in a minute.
37:20I'm going to do the menu in a minute for you.
37:22All right.
37:26Ever since she got swapped in line, now she's on a high horse.
37:29It's like, I'm second to you.
37:31You're just a galley hand.
37:32Okay, let's go.
37:34Did she say galley hand?
37:35You're just a galley hand.
37:36Yeah, I'm second to you.
37:37Jenna actually does have a point.
37:39Like, theoretically, a galley hand, which is what she really is between you and me, okay?
37:44That would be a lesser rank.
37:46So I've invented chef assistant.
37:49I don't like the term galley hand, so I think chef assistant, is that cool?
37:54Take it, let's go.
37:56Did that improve her rank?
37:58No, she's not a sous chef.
37:59I'm going to let Karm, I think it's Kors.
38:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that too.
38:03Yeah.
38:04For this afternoon, I'm probably going to get you to set up the dinner.
38:08Okay.
38:09Because you know what you are envisioning.
38:11I'll probably get me and Alicia to serve it.
38:13These guests have requested a Lost at Sea themed dinner on the beach.
38:17I have a love-hate relationship with this theme.
38:19I love the theme.
38:21I think it's so fun, so exciting.
38:23I hate that we're going to the beach at night.
38:25But I can come back here so I can do cabins, right?
38:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:33We're going to jump off.
38:36Oh my God!
38:37I need to support you.
38:39That's good.
38:39I'm a...
38:40Oh my God!
38:45All right, guys.
38:47All set up.
38:48This beach looks so cute.
38:49I love it.
38:50Alicia, Alicia, can you please change into your blocks?
38:53Copy.
38:54Let's go.
38:55You go, boy.
38:57I love a strong man.
39:00Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
39:08You look lovely, Jenna.
39:09Fine, thanks.
39:12Hey, look at this.
39:13Beach state number three.
39:16Behave.
39:17That is stunning.
39:20We all look like we're in the same uniform.
39:21I was actually going to wear the exact same outfit.
39:24Oh, really?
39:24You look smart.
39:25Thanks, you look great, too.
39:26We're going to miss sunset.
39:27It's going down now.
39:28We got to go.
39:29We're coming, we're coming.
39:30Go to the front.
39:31It's easier.
39:32Hold on.
39:33Woo!
39:34Woo!
39:35Woo!
39:38Beautiful.
39:41Come on.
39:43But I got to go real soon.
39:45Do you write in smashing up some garlic for me?
39:47Just smash that and try and get it in these bags.
39:50Okay.
39:50I need mixing bowls.
39:52I need soapy water.
39:53Would you like a grill brush?
39:56Yeah, if we have one, that'd be amazing.
39:58Can I get you something?
40:00Another espresso martini for sure.
40:03This was such a cute idea.
40:04This is perfect weather.
40:06This is lovely.
40:07Feels good to be off the boat.
40:08They both look so cool from here.
40:11I heard you had like a bit of drama.
40:13I think you can feel the noise.
40:15So she came in.
40:16She was getting her massage stuff from the cabins.
40:19And she just turned around and was like,
40:21you're not a girl's girl.
40:22You're really selfish.
40:23All you do is think about yourself.
40:24You're a narcissist.
40:26And she was like,
40:27you were hugging me up in a taxi.
40:28I'm getting a joelle.
40:29And then you pulled in for a chat.
40:32I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Joy thing.
40:34So I can't.
40:35It's just like mid-season slump.
40:38So it's just like, I'm tired.
40:40Maybe you need a love interest.
40:42Like who?
40:43Charles Lovely.
40:44On your eyes with Ellie.
40:45Ellie would start me in my sleep.
40:50Oh my gosh, you're sharing a cabin.
40:52Ellie is not in my good books right now.
40:54So, f*** it.
40:56I'm going to medal.
40:57Like, she really likes him.
40:59Well, I heard through the grapevine.
41:01But he doesn't like her.
41:03I can't see.
41:12Later this season, on Blow Deck Down Under.
41:14Are you all ready for it?
41:25Ben, what did you guys put in the eggs?
41:27It tastes like someone actively put a whole thing of dish soap in it.
41:32Oh my God.
41:33I want the eggs taken off the bill.
41:35I'm in like, just the bitch place.
41:37I like you, okay?
41:38Jenna, do you mean crackin' our bed?
41:40What the ?
41:42Dude, you're just gonna embarrass yourself.
41:46That enough.
41:47I respect that and I respect you, man.
41:49One-way street there.
41:50As we need to know, I stayed in Jouette's room last night.
41:54So you guys in love or what?
41:55I don't know.
41:56They said that you told him you wanted nothing to do with me.
41:59That is a lie.
42:00Please leave me alone.
42:01Just leave me alone.
42:02We're nearly there.
42:04Our last thing we need is war.
42:06What did she think she is?
42:07Ally needs to get the back into her box.
42:09What planet are you on?
42:10Bitch, you're a galley hunt.
42:12I'm not stealing your job.
42:13Don't worry.
42:14Two of you have an ego.
42:15It needs to go.
42:16There, I got it again.
42:17Once I get off the boat.
42:19You learned from the school of hard knocks.
42:20Yeah.
42:21I don't take making changes lightly.
42:23I don't give a
42:24Does she have an MVP?
42:26If you want to go, let's go.
42:28Your behavior has forced my hand.
42:30I need you to leave the boat today.
42:33You want to come back to the boat?
42:35Hmm?
42:36It means that you can come live with us.
42:43It means that you, you can come live with us.
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