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00:04Evil has struck our peaceful little town of Albuquerque.
00:09Charlie Willow, a devout schoolteacher and a pillar of our community,
00:14has been kidnapped under terrible circumstances.
00:19Who did this? Why did they do this? How did they do this?
00:23I promise every one of these questions will be answered.
00:26You can count on me, fellow citizens, as governor of New Mexico.
00:31I am at your service, as always, and at the service of justice.
00:37Signed, Elizabeth Z.
00:40Elizabeth with a Z and Z with a Z.
00:43As always, I remain...
00:45Oh, okay. You're not finished.
00:47...the protector of the tired and oppressed of this nation.
00:50Okay. Send it to the Borderland Herald. Front page only.
00:57I said to be discreet and meticulous.
01:00She fought back.
01:02So what? You better fix this, lieutenant,
01:04or else this whole thing will blow up in our face in a very non-meticulous way.
01:15Our project's final date is in 13 days.
01:18Before then, it is crucial that you and your men capture and question the schoolteacher.
01:22I need to know what she knows.
01:24Who she's working with.
01:27Speaking of which,
01:28have you identified the third person living here?
01:31The third?
01:46Her name is Louise.
01:48And based on her book, she can't be older than 18.
01:51Your target list just got longer, lieutenant.
01:54So throw that adobe in a mass grave and start your search.
01:59Okay, I got it all.
02:01Uh, so for adobe, should I put that in quotes?
02:06Given the fact that it's a bit racist and we're not talking about pottery.
02:10Are you still taking notes?
02:11That's not for the paper.
02:12What we're doing is illegal.
02:14Oh.
02:16Okay.
02:16So where should I stop?
02:56What?
02:57Can I guide you into his mind?
03:09Haven't spotted her horse.
03:12Hope she didn't skip out of town.
03:21Guess not.
03:35What happened with her?
03:37Her?
03:38She's dangerous.
03:39To herself and the people around her.
03:41Did she try to run away?
03:43Yeah, four times.
03:44But she's no good at it.
03:46This time she hid in the middle of a herd of cows.
03:49She was even mooing.
03:50She was almost trampled to death.
03:52So I had no choice.
03:54I had to cuff her.
03:57She's uncontrollable.
03:59Another hour with her and I was a goner.
04:01And I survived two Mexican revolutions, I'll have you know.
04:07Go rest, my friend.
04:09I'll get her under control.
04:10Hey!
04:11No one controls me.
04:14No one.
04:17Okay.
04:23You're real lucky I'm tied up.
04:26Or else I'd knock your teeth out.
04:28Knock your legs out.
04:29Knock your horse out.
04:31You don't know who you're messing with.
04:33You don't know where I'm from.
04:34Albuquerque.
04:36I don't mean literally.
04:44Sure you don't want me to untie you?
04:46I don't want your help.
04:47That's not what you said yesterday.
04:48Yeah, well I changed my mind.
04:49You think I'm going to sit here waiting for your help all day?
04:52I don't need you.
04:53You don't know the Wild West.
04:55The Wild West doesn't know me, okay?
05:05You still good?
05:06You staying tied up?
05:07I'm not hungry.
05:08Plus there are no veggies.
05:09Mom, it's got red beans.
05:10Yeah, but it's a legume.
05:11Goes in the dirt, right?
05:13It's a vegetable.
05:25So, let's get back to your case.
05:28Tell me about Charlie.
05:34How did you know my mom's name was Charlie?
05:40You said so.
05:40But I didn't.
05:41You did?
05:42Nope.
05:42Yeah, you did.
05:43Yesterday you said we have to go save my mom whose name is Charlie.
05:46That so doesn't sound like me.
05:48Whatever.
05:49Back to the case.
05:50You said your dad wasn't around.
05:51So I guess there's no...
05:52No.
05:54No childhood sweetheart.
05:55No companion.
05:56No banjo player.
05:57What does that have to do with anything?
05:59She could have gone to them for help.
06:01No.
06:02The only man in our lives was Tukum.
06:05Is she a native?
06:05Yeah.
06:06But that's not his real name.
06:08I nicknamed him Tukum because I Tukum as my grandpa.
06:12But his real name is Broken Wing.
06:21I waited for my mom all night.
06:29In the early morning, I noticed an opening behind the shelf.
06:56And I found this.
06:57Behind the bookcase.
07:00You found Charlie's gun in that bag?
07:02How'd you know?
07:03That's the kind of bag you keep to run away.
07:05Run away from what?
07:06She's a teacher.
07:07What else is in it?
07:11Some bullets.
07:12A bunch of matches.
07:14A knife.
07:15I mean, it's still a lady's travel bag, so I'll spare you the perfume.
07:19Lipstick.
07:20Headscarf.
07:22But the most surprising thing in here is a sheriff's star.
07:33I found that in front of the house the other day.
07:36What's weird is those birds don't live here.
07:39Cora gyps atratus.
07:42The black vultures.
07:44Okay.
07:45And how do you know all that?
07:46Charlie overprotected me.
07:48My only friends were my books.
07:50Well, you ought to thank her.
07:52Because now we have a lead.
07:54We're going to mafia town.
08:11We're going to mafia town.
08:25We're going to mafia town.
08:56Yeah, she's just like a vulture, with feathers in her top hat.
08:59But Chukum, do you think she...
09:01No, she's not a killer.
09:03But she might have seen who did it.
09:05Hang on, Missy.
09:06So listen.
09:08We're gonna question her, but we'll do it my way.
09:11Calmly, discreetly, and by staying out of trouble.
09:15My hand's not fully healed.
09:16Okay?
09:17Hmm.
09:31Foreclosure notice.
09:32Doug Doxson Bank?
09:33What is this?
09:35A notice that the bank now owns her store.
09:37What it means is that...
09:39Scavenger's in jail.
09:40For fencing.
09:41No.
09:42Living in debt.
09:43We have to talk to her.
09:44Hey.
09:45That's $100 to see her.
09:47That's the price of a horse.
09:48Those are the sheriff's orders?
09:49That's robbery.
09:50I'd be careful, girl.
09:51Because insulting a sheriff's deputy is $200.
09:53Don't mind her.
09:55We'll go see the sheriff.
09:56You'll find him in the saloon.
09:58Ask for Doug Doxson.
10:00The banker?
10:00The banker.
10:01The sheriff.
10:02And the saloon manager.
10:05Okay, thank you.
10:07Hey, come on.
10:14Hang on.
10:15You're gonna let him boss us around?
10:17I don't want things to go sideways.
10:18Give him the symbol on his neck.
10:20What is it?
10:20A tattoo?
10:21A scar?
10:21He was branded with an iron.
10:23Just like cattle.
10:31Hello.
10:32We're looking for Doug Doxson.
10:34Well, then look no further.
10:37But I'm warning you.
10:39If you're from the health department,
10:41everything here is spotless.
10:43Perfectly legal.
10:45And sheriff approved.
10:48I bet it is, given the number of deputies who help you enforce the law.
10:56That's a nice collection.
10:59Ah, those.
11:00Those are my pride and joy.
11:02Some people display their diplomas, I show my foreclosures.
11:05Mr. Doxson's a humanitarian.
11:07An educated investor.
11:09Oh, and let's not forget to mention his good looks.
11:12Are they as good as his whiskey?
11:13Five dollars a shot.
11:14That's four too many, right?
11:18You, what do you think?
11:20Oh, well, you know better than me.
11:22Exactly.
11:23Well, then a round of ten dollars shots for everyone.
11:30Paid for by you.
11:32Me?
11:34Yes, with pleasure, sir, of course.
11:43Here's to Doug Doxson.
11:50You know, before he got here,
11:51this town was financially ruined because of all the bank properties.
11:54In total, we lost $213,000.
11:56Aha, let me guess.
11:57Doxson shows up with $213,000
11:59and opens up a new bank.
12:01Hey, how did you know that?
12:02Hey, Blabbermouth.
12:04Stop your chattering.
12:06You're disturbing the customers.
12:15Don't worry about it.
12:16It's such an honor to be strangled by a man who's so successful.
12:19I think he got your point.
12:20And I think he's willing to pay me good money to keep on going.
12:24Isn't that right?
12:36For that much, he can swallow his tongue.
12:39For that much, let go of him.
12:41It's going to take more than that to stop the long arm of the law.
12:45Like, for instance,
12:47your shiny colts that you're just itching to use.
13:10You know, both your belts are pretty nice, too.
13:22You have to go see the mayor.
13:23If anyone can restore authority in this town, he can.
13:28Hey, Louise, you listening?
13:30Yeah, the mayor, town authority and all that.
13:33Okay, let's go.
13:33No, I think I'm going to stay here.
13:35Because, because, well, if we leave the horses alone,
13:40given what's going on,
13:42I bet they'll get impounded.
13:45Okay.
13:46Hmm?
13:47You stay put?
13:47Yep, promise.
13:48Yes, I'll just be here if I'm wanted.
13:50I mean, needed.
13:50Why wanted?
13:51Because wanted can mean so many different things to all sorts of people.
13:55Huh.
14:09Mr. Mayor,
14:11you're the only one who can unite the citizens.
14:13Yeah, yeah, I know.
14:14Help them defend themselves
14:16against Dogson and his swindling methods.
14:18It's illegal.
14:19That's the catch.
14:21They were broke.
14:22The only bank in town dishing out loans
14:24charging sky-high interest rates.
14:25As a result,
14:26he made all the indebted vendors go bankrupt.
14:28He bought their stores for a dollar,
14:30so he owns everything and controls the prices.
14:32And those who don't pay go to jail.
14:34But if he hadn't robbed the bank,
14:36no one would be broke.
14:36Yes, I know.
14:37But we've never been able to prove it.
14:39And since the current sheriff won't investigate himself...
14:42You're right, this won't be simple.
14:44But now, Mr. Mayor,
14:45we better get going.
14:46My thoughts, exactly.
14:49Hang on, you're not leaving, are you?
14:50Of course not.
14:51Heaven forbid.
15:20Don't you dare move.
15:22That's right.
15:24Surprise!
15:25Well, I don't know where it's keeping me from.
15:27From putting a hole in...
15:29You got a 38 behind your head.
15:32And another one in your back.
15:38Your turn.
15:40Who are you?
15:46Lily the Kid.
15:48Luke?
15:49Oh, dang it.
15:50I was fooled by the bottle trick again.
15:52What are you doing here?
15:54Nothing bad.
15:54Nothing bad?
15:55You almost killed my...
15:56Fellow partner.
15:57Trainee of me.
15:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:59I wasn't gonna pop her.
16:01She's my wife.
16:03What?
16:03Well, yeah.
16:05Mrs. the Kid.
16:14You got married to Billy the Kid?
16:16Yeah, real quick.
16:17Whoa.
16:18I was looking for my mom.
16:19I had no horse.
16:20I was in a hurry.
16:20I ran into him in a small town.
16:22Didn't know who he was.
16:23So, when I saw that he liked me,
16:25I said, hey, let's get married.
16:25He said, okay, let's get married.
16:27So, we got married.
16:27He got really drunk to celebrate.
16:29And I took off with his horse.
16:30That seems normal.
16:31Oh, it's fine.
16:32This happens all the time here.
16:33What are you talking about?
16:33You're saying this doesn't happen here?
16:34You don't...
16:35You're right.
16:36Yeah.
16:36Kind of.
16:37But that's not even the problem.
16:38The problem is he's the worst desperado in history.
16:40No need to worry about that, Luke.
16:42I'm not the worst.
16:43And not a desperado either.
16:46I was a child star, but now...
16:48I'm nothing.
16:50What happened to you?
16:51You pretty man.
16:54It messed me up good.
16:56The acne, the groin pains, and zero muscle mass.
16:59I sounded like a bullfrog.
17:01No one recognized me anymore.
17:04I was no longer the kid.
17:06Just Billy.
17:08So just now, when you said my full name, I almost cried.
17:14I've been doubting myself lately.
17:17I have asthma and a bunch of other weird stuff.
17:20I was released for good behavior.
17:22I fell in love.
17:25And then I filed a complaint for the horse.
17:30I filed a complaint.
17:43It's time.
17:44First Dogson, then Scavenger Mary.
17:46You two stay here.
17:49Luke?
17:51Luke, where are you going?
17:53I'm gonna run for mayor.
17:55We'll need everybody to beat him.
17:56That's how we'll get Mary out of jail.
17:59Why don't we just shoot them all?
18:00Hey, my mom's in danger.
18:02Do you want to save her or not?
18:04Do you?
18:05Do you want to save her?
18:06When you provoke people?
18:07When you steal things?
18:08When you act before thinking?
18:10The truth is, you're not trying to save her.
18:12You're pretending to be a cowboy.
18:14So let me do what I have to do.
18:16And you, you listen to me.
18:18You'll find a way to get rid of him.
18:23Citizens, today is a great day for our beautiful democracy to fully and freely express itself.
18:30Let us rejoice in this wonderful opportunity you've been given to anonymously cast your vote for me.
18:37However, should anyone wish to initiate a debate, they may come forward and join me on stage.
18:48I'd like to initiate a debate.
18:55And I think I'll initiate it from right here.
18:57Go ahead.
19:03Citizens of...
19:03Speak up, sir.
19:04We can't hear you.
19:05Well, please, continue.
19:09Citizens of...
19:09And citizenesses...
19:11That's right, of Mafia Town.
19:12Exactly.
19:13Go on.
19:25Billy.
19:28I wanted to tell you that I...
19:30Well, I love you too.
19:31No, that's not it.
19:33I wanted to say I'm sorry for running off like that.
19:35Oh.
19:37Did you find my note?
19:43Sorry about the horse.
19:44Sorry about the wedding.
19:46This is the worst goodbye I've ever written.
19:49Thing is, I'm looking for my mom.
19:51She was kidnapped.
19:53I don't even know if she's still alive.
19:57Every second that goes by, she's a step farther from me.
20:00Waiting around makes me want to scream.
20:05And so I took your horse.
20:09And what does that look like?
20:11A mom.
20:14Because I didn't really get to know mine.
20:17I don't know other moms.
20:18I only know mine.
20:20And mine is...
20:37Billy, want to go stick up someone with me?
20:45That's a bunch of nonsense.
20:47I'd like to point out that my opponent's speaking time has almost run out.
20:51Ladies and gentlemen, I only have one thing to...
21:00One thing to say, which is...
21:05In the face of such eloquence...
21:10Let's vote!
21:11No, you can't vote yet.
21:12Step right up and cast your vote for Doug Doxley.
21:14That's right.
21:16People.
21:17Very good.
21:18It's democracy in motion.
21:33How's your asthma attack?
21:34Is it finished?
21:34Yeah, but I wanted to rob someone.
21:36Not free the competition.
21:38Okay, let's go on three.
21:39One, two...
21:40Wait, hang on a second.
21:42On three?
21:43We're on 13.
21:4513's not bad.
21:46It gives us time to...
21:46What are you doing?
21:47I told you to stay there and get rid of them.
21:48Get rid of who?
21:50Let me do that.
21:50What about you?
21:51Weren't you supposed to win the elections?
21:53So?
21:54So?
21:54Change of plans.
21:55How many are there inside?
21:58Hmm.
22:01Both.
22:03Both.
22:15What?
22:19Oh, my God.
22:55Wow, he lucky looped them.
23:04Lucky loop?
23:08You're freeing us?
23:09I'm Aaron.
23:10The other's in the back.
23:12You take care of her.
23:22We figured if we knocked her out, she'd be easier to carry.
23:24Oh, you mean as opposed to when she's awake and walking?
23:27Hmm?
23:28Hey, it's my first jailbreak.
23:30And Calamity Jean always knocks out the people she kidnaps.
23:32Well, maybe she doesn't need to make them talk.
23:41Yeah, she's dead.
23:42No, look, she's breathing.
23:43You can be dead and be breathing.
23:44Sure.
23:45Okay, and the prisoners, what about them?
23:47They locked themselves in their cell.
23:48They're too scared of Dawgson.
23:51Okay, so even free, they're not free.
23:54We have to stop Dawgson.
23:55What about my mom?
23:56The point is to save my mom.
23:58Okay, so what do you want to do?
23:59Do you want to knock her out again to wake her up?
24:02Okay, Billy.
24:06What?
24:08And we're going to need your help.
24:09Yes!
24:13I'm sorry.
24:26Money.
24:27Bags.
24:28Two minutes.
24:30Nice.
24:32Direct.
24:32Not too many words, so he can't recognize you, Luke.
24:35Lucky Luke?
24:36Never heard of him.
24:37Have you become a desperado?
24:39No, but you're becoming annoying.
24:41Everybody stay calm.
24:42I'll get the money.
24:43That was a good bank robber line.
24:48233, 234, 235 out of 235 votes.
24:52Doug Dugson wins by an absolute, absolute majority.
24:54Yay!
24:56Thank you very much, my friend.
24:58I would like to applaud my opponent for his vain attempt to...
25:04Where did that little weasel go?
25:08Find him.
25:17Perfect.
25:18Now, keep it loose in the hips.
25:21One.
25:22Two.
25:24Three.
25:25Four.
25:26Four.
25:28Would you kindly turn around, Luke?
25:31Real slow.
25:42Would you kindly look in your holster?
26:05You're fast, Luke.
26:15Can I buy you a drink?
26:17A dollar won't even buy you a shot of whiskey here.
26:20Well, a dollar's not to buy you a drink. It's to buy you a bar.
26:23Hey, did you guys hear what he just said?
26:28Yeah, I might be a bit short, but that's normal.
26:32Cause I bought your horses, all your weapons, and all your men.
26:36I even bought new teeth for one of them.
26:38You're all alone, Doug.
26:45And where did you find the money for this?
26:47I went to your bank.
26:52Like you said, we bought all your weapons.
27:00I'll report you to the county, to the state, to the Supreme Court.
27:05You're a bunch of crooks.
27:08Thieves. You're a bunch of crooks.
27:10Whittler! Where's it?
27:13This isn't over.
27:14This isn't over.
27:17This isn't over.
27:21Come and get your foreclosures!
27:33Come and get your foreclosures!
27:38Wait, what?
27:40You're welcome.
27:41I mean, it's kinda...
27:42It's new to me to hear that.
27:43I like it.
27:49He's right, thank you.
27:51No, wait, don't let go.
27:53Oh, I wanna thank you, too.
28:11You don't like thank you too much, do you?
28:13I usually leave before that.
28:15We're already late.
28:15Let's go.
28:16The three of us?
28:17No way.
28:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:19We're not taking him with us.
28:21Look how cute he is.
28:22They are always lonesome.
28:25Under one condition.
28:27You're responsible for him.
28:28You won't even notice him.
28:29I won't feed him.
28:30I won't clean up after him.
28:31Mm-hmm.
28:32It's funny.
28:32Sounds like you're talking about a puppy.
28:34Pardon?
28:35Hey, I don't mind at all.
28:36I'm flattered.
28:39Thanks for getting me out of jail.
28:41But as for your claim,
28:42I'm sure it's some kind of judicial error.
28:44That bracelet belongs to my mom.
28:46You stole it from her.
28:48No, I found the beads on the ground.
28:50On top of it, the string is mine, you know?
28:51Well, I found your feather on my front porch.
28:54Mary.
28:57Okay.
28:58You're right.
28:59I was scavenging in the area.
29:01I heard a gunshot and yelling,
29:02and by the time I got there,
29:03I saw a stagecoach pulling away with a woman bound inside.
29:06That's when I saw the bead on the porch.
29:08You didn't go into the house?
29:09Well, no, because there was a trail of beads on the road.
29:11She was dropping them to be rescued.
29:12Well, I was doing my job as an outlaw
29:14and followed them all the way to their frickin' boonies.
29:16But that's where I saw the stagecoach again.
29:18It was stopped.
29:20Halted.
29:20That's a good thing, right?
29:22It's not that great, really.
29:23The gang of bandits was robbing it.
29:25Which bandits?
29:31They were dressed in yellow.
29:33And black.
29:34They were four.
29:35And they were four.
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