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00:03lord imagine if you would just be tuning in and that's the first thing you heard me say
00:07don't worry no one's just tuning in because it's a podcast not a radio show yeah
00:11oh we can cut that right patience we'll just it's fine right because it's going so well
00:18right i mean just a guest makes all the difference so much good stuff we're gonna go over the hour
00:25i think how long have we been talking um 12 minutes okay yeah so you know what maybe we
00:33don't cut it right because fun blooper right it's really fun and it's a podcast they're supposed to
00:38be sloppy and unprofessional that's the charm do you want to open it today on cherish the time
00:48my guest is the delightful tommy tomlin part-time hairdresser on i'm it and will be doing me full
00:54time on my new show how's that that's right folks she's dragging me out of retirement at 85 well why
01:01not age has nothing to do with quality all right had a 30 year old woman do my hair on
01:06mrs hat and
01:07she just was not good had to do it myself she should be whipped i'm serious did one job do
01:13it well well
01:14good thing i wore a hat sim fucker
01:19okay jane's here sorry i'm late i got stuck at trader joe's just as suspected
01:24podcast gold over here says whatever's on his mind well what do i care i'm 85 the avocado shipment
01:30came late and the day crew had to stay and stack them will never happen again as of tomorrow i
01:35switch
01:36tonight and i have tuesdays off for show taping so oh well there you go she works at trader joe's
01:41yeah
01:42you told me she won an academy award she did i had an oscar i don't think i'd be working
01:47at
01:47trader joe's okay mickey don't tommy i want you to know i love you that's that it is okay go
01:57ahead
01:57i don't know how much time we have casting it's what makes or breaks a show i love vulnerable actors
02:04putting themselves on the line i don't know not this one i want a good one from home
02:11well well well told him you were back hi jane hi widen out to include mark you hear that yeah
02:19i wish
02:19we had a jane on the show i'm doing saying stuff like widen out to include mark it'd be cool
02:25did val tell you i'm doing something called finance dudes yeah she did and what the fuck mark
02:30why should i be the only person not on a reality show that's right got our own mauricio right here
02:38yeah marky mark can you help me with this i can't get this casting site to move forward
02:42all i get is this guy and i don't want to see that so mark you quit your actual finance
02:47job to do this
02:50why i love you yeah because starting a new chapter it was time yeah i i don't know how this
02:58works
02:59i'll figure it out you got ink on the chair i did yeah the suede chairs you had to have
03:05yeah no i see it no don't rub it you need oxyclean okay we can fix that fix it later
03:13pardon me we can do it later
03:17why didn't mark just get upside doesn't work you know this site doesn't work why can't i just have
03:24paper with a list of names and headshots on it why don't i have that anywhere oh i do here
03:31it is
03:31oh lifesaver okay no notes straight to rehearsal
03:40you believe it chain no notes no notes from new net no no nanette
03:47that's a that's a show yeah i never saw it but i know the title hey nice hat
03:54this is hat fan oh look at this stage 24 our new home away from home for the next six
04:03years huh
04:04fingers and toes crossed
04:09oh look at all the movies that shot here oh wow oh look at private benjamin
04:16do you believe it oh jane now voyager 1942 betty davis uh that was mickey's favorite movie
04:24and it was shot right here on this stage you know mickey would always say you know whenever
04:29there was something disappointing you know like a dressing room or lunch order um he'd say let's not
04:37ask for the moon when we have the stars cute huh say that oh look at all these legendary movies
04:45you know and now how's that can be the big tv hit for stage 24 huh let's go in
04:54we should go in that was good right jane oh look at that porch oh beautiful i thought you just
05:03want
05:03to have tea there excuse me jimmy no notes yeah i know i know and the script still needs work
05:12is the studio afraid to say that to the matrix jimmy when is r2d2 going to roll in here and
05:18collect
05:18our souls not really supposed to talk about that don't worry val i know what the drill is
05:23i'm here to see how this works and bust some balls i'm going for a smoke break uh bev call
05:29up
05:29and find out when the writers are coming to the stage excuse me uh they're not they're not coming
05:33today but uh they said that if you guys have any notes that i can send them up for you
05:37and uh who
05:38are you darlin uh marco the writer's assistant um i think what we need it
05:48i think what we need is a new sweet scene something with some heart that's what i was
05:53thinking too probably between um beth and her nephew right because they're the only family they have
05:58left now right maybe slip it in at the end of the pottery scene to cut the slapstick so good
06:03yeah good sent already yeah looks almost human okay kids we're gonna start in 15 minutes with the
06:14cold open where she finds her brother dead and it's a comedy brother dead sorry my stomach's
06:21bloating and i had to go home and change into a looser pair of pants again there was mold at
06:26the table
06:26read and i think there's actually mold here too oh yeah okay good to know
06:33well you were all so great at that table and i knew you would be too oh um and this
06:40is my doc crew
06:41so just act naturally yeah uh yeah i gotta go cameras up okay well you are so handsome and talented
06:51and you you're a real bitch you're a real bitch i meant i just meant in the show i didn't
06:59mean
06:59i thought we were doing improv oh oh okay that's fun okay
07:07and hello my long time unrequited love interest hi valerie franklin we met before on the set of
07:16tom peterman show nicky nicky knack knack i was gary the worm couldn't recognize you because i
07:23only saw this much of your face in that hole in the worm costume right even said a wormhole
07:29that's funny
07:33well i'm so thrilled that you're doing this show oh i really am because i've seen you in everything
07:38thank you thank you yeah valerie hi hi peter different prince everyone calls me pdp
07:45easier okay pdp so hilarious as those crazy triplets you know leaving coming right back
07:53is another one so fun thank you i feel like i already know you you worked with my twin brother
07:59ivan ivan prince is he an actor too no no he was at usc you hired him to work crew
08:05on something you
08:06were making like 10 years ago my proof of concept pilot for andy cohen such a small world
08:11because it turns out that i worked with prps pdps twin
08:17ivan yeah no i know ivan yeah yeah no how is ivan he's dead
08:23died eight years ago
08:26yeah drug overdose yeah oh it was accidental he he fledged out
08:33you know i think that's why um i think it's why i got the triplet part i have that really
08:42strong twin connection with my brother
08:47i know if he were here you know he would
08:51he'd be so happy that i'm finally a series regular
08:57sorry i'm sorry i shouldn't have brought it up i didn't know i didn't expect no no i swear i'm
09:02still
09:02funny no i'm still funny no you are just it's feelings right nothing more than feelings and i
09:11understand r.i.p because i just let me get this thought out um best brother boom dies in this
09:17right so much synchronicity here right you know death hurts right you know so you've got nothing but
09:29love and support here i can't believe i missed the table read the front gate didn't have my parking spot
09:34okay they told me to go to the parking structure uh no yeah hi uh did i miss your welcome
09:41speech
09:41to the actors too no i didn't do didn't do the speech um one of the actors told us um
09:47that his brother
09:48died and we all really connected you know so welcome speech wasn't really necessary yeah
09:58introduce me okay uh so this is uh billy stanton
10:03he's an executive producer hi everyone i'm really sorry i missed your table read
10:08totally not my brand but they didn't have a parking space for me i know who cares but
10:14then they tried to shove me in the structure and once you say yes to the structure you never get
10:18out
10:19i'm in the structure yes so am i are you in the structure no i'm uh right outside here
10:26and i'm next to you i'm sorry what's wrong with the structure how can we get out of the structure
10:32i wasn't supposed to be in the structure anyway i just want you to know that i have an office
10:36here
10:36on the lot and so if you need anything anything at all i'm here for you okay see you at
10:41the emmys
10:44sorry i got this oh what is this oh the new scene that mr bros asked for already
10:52okay action oh sure i'm fine having your new wife making herself at home here beau
10:58in fact b&b can now stand for bed and bimbo
11:04what's happened to my life guy last month i was perfectly happy being unhappy and alone
11:10now my life's hijacked by my sweet nephew and his human dust buster
11:19oh hey aunt beth oh hey well here's something i know you've been waiting for
11:24is that my new spring bold catalog that'd be nice to have some good news
11:28uh no actually it's the autopsy report
11:34that's not a joke that's a setup could be worse not really that's just something people say to stop
11:40from putting their eyes out that's the joke yes sir says that dad died of a heart incident
11:50apparently his heart just gave out because it was so big
11:55your dad had the biggest heart bow probably just got tired carrying so much love
12:03he loved you so much oh he loved you too aunt beth he did
12:11and scene great val just trying to play a little more out front yeah it'll get better when i get
12:17all the physical bits down oh look who's here the writer thought you weren't coming down today
12:22well it's a new scene yeah thank you so much for that because it works right jimmy
12:26oh it's a nice ad it's an aww ick
12:30what's an aww ick it's a scene where the audience goes aww and the writers go ick
12:36it's so gross and sentimental oh all right well do you want to tweak it make it less ick
12:41it's not mine i would never write anything like that it's al who is al
12:45uh yeah that's the um that's the ai writing program
12:52it's called al assist they call it al
12:54gosh what are you doing here you told me you were going to take miss lady for a walk
12:58and then i see her not walking i just came down to see the new scene
13:01why let them work he's a genius and she's an executive producer well in name only you're
13:07the show runners mary it's aww ick josh it's fine did you even read it we'll see you tomorrow
13:13at the front here the scene is awful and they like it are you seriously competing with al
13:19no mary i care i'm the voice of the women of a certain age oh my god our names are
13:24on the script
13:26well that's upsetting married couple working together not them that machine wrote a pretty
13:33good scene in 10 minutes actually was like 50 seconds mr burroughs but i i held it back so i
13:38wouldn't look too fast that's lunch everybody that's lunch everybody all right yeah jimmy seems
13:46concerned about a uh yeah how do you feel well we needed a new scene got a new scene
13:54okay wardrobe discovering who beth is what does she wear creating all those interesting layers
14:02and costume designers have so many great ideas ideas you've never even thought of
14:11uh oh okay is this um is this good for camera oh yeah you're good we got it okay okay
14:17okay
14:17Valerie you just want to come right here thank you okay okay so this is the cross-section of the
14:25world i've been living in okay um so catherine hepburn if we want to do kind of like new england
14:31spiky
14:31spencer right um mrs roper uh if we want to go fun eccentric and then and then there's maud
14:38that was a song from the show maud yeah if we wanted to um overbearing innkeeper yeah yes well okay
14:48you know i think that the um new england looks probably the closest to what i was thinking so
14:54except can't do the hat oh i love the hat well i wore a hat in my last show it
15:01was called
15:01mrs hat i wore a great big sun hat so the hat is everything well no it's not everything because
15:08you still have the um turtleneck and the shapeless white shirt wow um okay you know it's a multi-cam
15:17it's all overhead lighting so it casts shadows right not gonna work
15:25so what are you um what are we going to do with your hair do you think it would just
15:27be like up
15:30gray why well the script said woman of a certain age so that's just reality not my reality i'm a
15:37woman of a certain age you know and i still color my hair don't even know if i have any
15:41gray
15:43yeah no that's okay i'm gonna meet with my hair guy later so why don't we just talk about your
15:48department so stay in my lane well that's a way to put it yeah so smart good carter yeah um
15:57well uh mrs roper is hilarious that's true yeah she is funny um it's but it's it's a joke you
16:04know i
16:05mean yeah that's a that's a real person you know it's a real world i don't know what if she
16:11wore
16:11something you know like well not exactly this but you know more like this very flattering that's
16:17not funny that's okay because you know i'm funny the writing's funny and if it's not funny i'll make
16:22it funny you know so not this right um it's okay i have um i have other choices oh great
16:28okay yeah
16:29we're back up so what you really love a caftan it's funny although you seem to have an aversion
16:38to funny i don't have an aversion to funny darling okay i've done that you know wore the bad track
16:47suit
16:48and you know the big joke and i'm more than willing to do that if that's what the character is
16:53okay but
16:53this character is moving story along and having feelings right you know it's not one joke and out
17:00um lori has the short miniskirt and the my nsu t-shirt right that's a joke i'm not doing that
17:07how's that i don't see her that way well okay the writers see her that way clearly written by a
17:14trade man gallery so what you think no um for her i don't know um i see her as sexy
17:24right yeah kind
17:25of like a big like slouchy jacket right and kind of like slouchy pants very like fashion you know like
17:31that's how i see her oh right except you know what i think the writers are going to want to
17:36see that
17:36my nsu joke one of them told me specifically you know it's his favorite jokes i'm just trying to help
17:41you darling i'm trying to help you no i um i think i get it yeah it's just uh she
17:49can be the
17:49joke but you can't the older actress is threatened by the younger one threatened i'm telling you to
17:55make her sexier you know put her in the miniskirt oh my god no i'm not getting into this where
18:00an
18:00actor tells me what another actor can and can't wear i'm not getting into that situation okay but
18:04that's all right because that's not what this situation is okay this isn't an actor talking about
18:09another actor this is an executive producer talking to a costumer about what the needs of the
18:15show are that's all all right so i'm just going to give you a minute to think about how you're
18:21going
18:21to make all this work you're not going to try anything on no i'm not it's a waste of time
18:29i like seeing you like that made me so angry jane not listening to me like a boss lady my
18:37way or the
18:37highway okay well no not sure that i was doing that yes you were and i liked it well
18:48you know what everyone deserves a second chance probably should have eaten something you know
18:53maybe i'm hangry carter second thought i'm gonna try some stuff on all right yeah yeah well here i am
19:02back in the saddle again and if anybody asks i'm 70. okay yeah start filming i got you a salad
19:12go left you go right so we can eat a dish about what just happened between me and the costume
19:16designer uh i don't eat in public but thanks okay yeah well no these are very shake and go i
19:24haven't
19:25done my magic yet those aren't my wigs where are my wigs the color's all wrong and it's not going
19:30to
19:30fit my head i have my own wigs okay good information well you know didn't know to bring them in
19:37you know because you didn't remind me sorry but mickey would have either picked them up or told me
19:43to bring them in now i can't i didn't know you had wigs so i couldn't tell you to bring
19:47them in or
19:48pick them up because i'm not mickey i'll never be mickey mickey isn't here right okay
19:55yeah all right you know what i should probably look over this new scene
20:06valerie welcome privacy please
20:11valerie can we have a moment please i can't do spheres oh sure yeah sure
20:19i'm sorry i didn't know you had your own wigs well how could you know yeah i'm sorry too you
20:25shouldn't even have to think about this you've got enough in your plate yeah i'll have task rapid
20:30pick them up and bring them to me they're in my storage space so i'll bring them in yeah thanks
20:35that would be a big help to me okay now maybe can i be a big help to you sure
20:42this isn't really about wigs it's about mickey
20:49i think you've got some unfinished business there
20:55well you're wrong but thank you okay and i'll bring those wigs in
21:04dad boy
21:18what's happening mickey's here right isn't he are you dreaming no just we brought him from brentwood
21:25right oh yeah yeah i haven't seen it i haven't seen it
21:31could it be in storage could it be in one of those boxes
21:35when was the last time you remember seeing it um well
21:41with all the moving craziness i'm not sure
21:43i know in brentwood i had it safe on a shelf right next to my people's choice award
21:48yeah you know just until i could figure out where he'd want me to spread his ashes
21:52you know and that's now because back on a sitcom right you know from the second i stepped on that
21:59soundstage jane i just thought yeah mickey here he is his favorite movie was shot on that stage
22:08oh that's there it is that's the organizer calling me back an hour later
22:21oh great good yeah so i'm looking for uh mickey's ashes
22:26okay like in an uh no no not in her no it's in a black lacquer box
22:31small um with inlaid turquoise i designed it myself
22:36okay yeah uh you said in your second text you've gone through all your personal boxes right
22:42yeah in your professional boxes no no mickey wouldn't be in professional no
22:49personal i have it because i have a record of everything and i i do not have human remains
22:56okay well it wouldn't say human remains okay because it's you know it's mickey
23:01so you keep saying mickey and i i have nothing that says mickey are you sure it's not in professional
23:09again mickey wouldn't be in professional mickey's personal well i come to you but you're in
23:15copper city and i'm in mount olympus right okay it's far yeah yeah yeah so i'll send you the pdf
23:22okay thanks doll all right all right yeah bye goodbye and thanks for nothing
23:28fifteen thousand dollars to move someone and sending a pdf okay thank you um
23:37you know what i guess yeah just have to start over you know can't have lost mickey right
23:44bad enough i couldn't be with him at the hospital remember covid wouldn't let us visit couldn't visit
23:52couldn't wouldn't let me in didn't want to you know just be there alone sick
24:03oh god oh you know what let's um we'll find him no i i can't don't think i can spend
24:13another minute
24:13here we'll do it another day that's okay why don't we just take the wigs and go yeah it's too
24:21much you
24:22know and it's just uh freezing in here right for the crews probably freezing let's go yeah it's for
24:29their sake grab oh you have all of them oh thanks jane all right yeah you want to go first
24:36dress
24:36rehearsal can't say i'm not a team player itchy uh val i can't see your eyes uh lose a hat
24:47done
24:47okay everybody we're ready to go let's take it from the end of the phone call
24:51before the nephew's entrance and action
24:57and beth oh oh look at you oh actually could you look at me in a second i've had to
25:03pee since that
25:04big gulp in my anus connecticut oh my that's a real place oh yeah lori even got a t-shirt
25:10at the truck
25:10stop lori who's lori i'm lori it's l-o-r-i no a-u-e lori it's not a spelling
25:19bee dear wrong
25:20no excuse me gosh okay let's let's go uh where's the my nsu t-shirt that was my best joke
25:28where is it i'm sorry i oh no it's gabrie gabrielle it's not it's not her the uh costume designer
25:36mixed it you know wanted her to just wear like sexy slouchy okay well i wrote my nsu t-shirt
25:42and
25:43a short skirt yeah i'm good i told him you'd want to see that yeah i did and what he
25:51didn't
25:51care well he didn't want to hear from actors you know no fuck this he's fired okay josh calm down
25:58uh where's costumes josh we're not doing that on this show this show doesn't work without my nsu can
26:03someone point me to costumes josh seriously calm down no sorry no this is all hard enough
26:11it's there where it's over there okay behind the ocean i don't see the sign i'm sorry i don't see
26:19the sign you gotta be fucking kidding me where behind the thing yeah that's great that one okay so
26:26for the then and outpost that's a then can't you tell by the hair all right in this photo is
26:31that
26:31a then or no that's a then i think kind of amazing i haven't changed right right yeah then
26:36music should i do whatever's trending got it and what's this beautiful thing what oh my god there he
26:44is jane it's mickey yeah of course i put him with the good wig oh wow okay the turquoise remember
26:55oh that was his necklace uh-huh and that's um remember his below tie clip sure yeah oh good for
27:03you
27:05yeah
27:10well dear mickey i wish you were here
27:17but why ask for the moon when we had the stars
27:25oh yeah okay oh mickey mickey mic mic mic oh bye buddy fly
27:44just so you know the correct quote is don't let's ask for the moon we have the stars
27:49my version
27:52what are you doing up there
27:53oh we're um we're done we're coming down jane did you get that i did it was great yeah
28:01come down from there now please yeah we're coming
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