00:01Why did you invite my mother?
00:03What?
00:04She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.
00:07For how long?
00:08Eight weeks.
00:10I mean, I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.
00:14I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.
00:17She can't hear you.
00:21Please, come on. What am I going to do?
00:22Well, if you don't want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
00:26You're right. You're right. I mean, I'm about to have a baby.
00:29I can tell my mother that I don't want her to be sleeping on my couch.
00:32Oh, my God. She's going to want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen.
00:35That's right. That is right. You go over there and tell her you do not want her to live with
00:38you.
00:39Do not take no for an answer.
00:41Okay.
00:42This is great. Now she's going to be mad at Rachel.
00:47You know what? And I'm just going to swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.
00:52I have no respect for Chandler.
00:56All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents.
01:00Yes, yes, and I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby
01:06because you're the most important person in this room and in the world.
01:12Well, I don't have the gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute,
01:15but thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.
01:22How about you less important people? Let's open your presents.
01:27Mom, it's okay that you didn't get me a gift.
01:29Well, I kind of did. Me. Eight weeks of me.
01:33Okay. See, Mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
01:37Sweetheart, I know you're going to be a terrific mama.
01:39I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
01:42But, Mom, I really know what I'm doing. I can handle this.
01:44Really? Remember Twinkles?
01:47It was a hamster. I'm not going to vacuum up my baby.
01:51Okay, come on, Rach. It's present time.
01:53You know, you're the glue holding this whole party together.
01:57It's kind of falling apart here.
02:00Oh, look. Wow.
02:02Thank you. This is from your friends at work.
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