00:02Here.
00:03What's this?
00:04It's your suitcase. We're going to Las Vegas.
00:07Are you serious? You mean like eloping?
00:08No more stupid wedding stuff?
00:10No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers.
00:12Think of the money we'll save.
00:14We're not eloping. I love the flowers.
00:15Can our wedding be bigger, please?
00:18We're going to Las Vegas to see your dad.
00:20It's time you two talked and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
00:22You already went over this and I won.
00:25No, you didn't.
00:26And honey, just so you know,
00:27now that you're marrying me, you don't get to win anymore.
00:31Look, forget it, okay?
00:33I don't want to go. I don't want to see him. I don't want him.
00:35Taylor, look, I know that your dad embarrassed you.
00:37I know... No, no, no. All kids are embarrassed
00:39by their parents. You'd have to come up with a whole new word
00:41for what I went through.
00:43When I was in high school, he used to come
00:45to all of my swim meets dressed as a different
00:47Hollywood starlet.
00:49You know, it's hard enough to be 14. You're skinny, you're wearing
00:51Speedos that your mom promised you would
00:53grow into.
00:56And you look up into the stands and there's your dad
00:58cheering you on, dressed as Carmen Miranda.
01:01He's wearing a headdress with real fruit
01:03that he will later hand out to your friends
01:05as a healthy snack.
01:08Hey, the point is that he was at every one of your swim meets
01:10and he was there cheering you on, okay?
01:12That's a pretty great dad.
01:14He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
01:16Who's Mr. Garibaldi?
01:17Does it matter?
01:21Taylor, you're not 14 anymore, okay?
01:24Maybe it's time that you let that stuff go.
01:27If your father's not at your wedding,
01:29you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
01:34Yeah, okay.
01:35But I'm just doing this for you.
01:37Yes!
01:39So I really never get to win anymore?
01:41How much did you ever really win before?
01:46Hey!
01:47Hey!
01:48Listen, you know how, uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward,
01:52I check out your underwear?
01:53Yeah.
01:55Look, when Jake did it,
01:57I saw that he was wearing women's underwear.
02:00I know, they were mine.
02:03Oh.
02:05No, no, wait, that's weird.
02:08No, it's not, we were just...
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