00:03How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
00:06I don't know. She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea.
00:09Plus, she got me taffy.
00:13Really? I've never had any.
00:15Ever?
00:16Well, I said my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats.
00:23So what, are you just never going to tell her?
00:25Oh, no, no, no, I will. I just want to butter her up first, you know?
00:28Well, I'm going to take her to an amazing Valentine's dinner, do all this romantic stuff,
00:32and then, just when she thinks I'm the best boyfriend in the world,
00:36then I'm going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
00:40I haven't said it before. She's a lucky, lucky lady.
00:45So, where are you going to put? What the mother of crap is up with this stuff?
00:50Oh, God, is it gum? Is it food? What's the deal?
00:56Oh, it's nice, naturally, pink one.
01:02So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross,
01:07it just isn't going to happen.
01:09It'd be like you falling in love with a cat.
01:14Hey.
01:14Hey.
01:15Hey, buddy.
01:16How's my favorite dog, huh?
01:18How's my favorite dog?
01:20Oh, look. You're subdued.
01:23Did you give him a beer?
01:26No.
01:27Will you excuse us? We need to talk for a moment.
01:29Yeah, sure.
01:32Oh, me. Right.
01:36He's miserable. What happened to him?
01:38Nothing.
01:40Just talked about stuff.
01:41What stuff?
01:43Rachel's stuff.
01:45Oh, Joey, you bummed him out.
01:48He's just the happiest dog in the world,
01:50and he spends half a day with you, and look at him.
01:54He's breathing.
01:57Okay, I'm going to take a breath.
01:58I'm going to take a breath.
01:58Have you okay?
01:58Hold on.
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