00:01Hi. Hey, how you feeling?
00:03Do you have any morning sickness?
00:04Shh! The guys don't know yet. Do they?
00:06No! Joey and Ross don't know anything, and Chandler still thinks that Phoebe's pregnant.
00:09Hey, that's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant.
00:13He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags.
00:16Well, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.
00:21After you, of course.
00:23Don't worry. I promise that you only have to be pregnant for a few more hours,
00:27because I'm going to tell the father today.
00:28Ooh! Is it someone in this building?
00:30Is it that tall guy from the first floor?
00:31Ew! No!
00:33What? I think he's cute.
00:35Well, then you have his baby.
00:37Believe me, I'm trying.
00:39Well, you know, it is so weird. I mean, you're going to tell this guy today,
00:42and he has no idea what's going to happen.
00:45Yeah. Yeah, you're just going to knock on his door and change his life forever.
00:50You're like Ed McMahon, except without the big check.
00:53Or the raw sexual magnetism.
00:57Yeah, well, I guess it is pretty big news.
01:00Pretty big? It's huge.
01:02God, this guy doesn't have a clue.
01:03He's just walking down the street thinking,
01:05I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock.
01:08And bam! He's a father. Everything's different.
01:12Well, it's only different if he wants it to be.
01:14I mean, I'm not going to ask him for anything.
01:15Okay, then he still has this huge decision to make.
01:18Now he's walking around thinking, do I want to be a dad?
01:20And bam!
01:21What was that damn?
01:23I don't know. He's hit by a bus.
01:28Hey. Hey, Joey.
01:30What would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
01:39Who called here?
01:42Did she sound blonde?
01:44Huh? Did she have an accent?
01:46I got to make a call.
01:47You should have never walked into that sunglass hut.
01:49Oh, Joey! Joey, no, it's not you.
01:51You didn't get anybody pregnant.
01:54Why would you scare me like that?
01:55What the hell's going on?
02:00Is somebody pregnant?
02:01Is somebody pregnant?
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