00:00What are you doing?
00:01I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:11Oh, yes. Refined.
00:21You know, a lot of times when these guys show up to a scene, it's a naked man.
00:27You got a rescue from somewhere. This is just a little bonus.
00:30This time they got what looks like a hot chick in a bikini that had to be rescued from the
00:38side of a cliff.
00:39I mean, she's probably crazy, but that's how hot chicks go.
00:42Here's the story from ABC7.
00:44And we start with a cliff rescue that just wrapped up a few minutes ago at Ocean Beach in San
00:49Francisco.
00:50Sky 7 was overhead for all of it. You saw it right here.
00:52You can see a woman in a bikini who climbed down from the sidewalk and got stuck about 70 feet
00:58down the cliff.
00:59Firefighters were able to first drop down a rescue cable for her to secure herself.
01:04One firefighter then had to rappel down the cliff and strap a harness and helmet onto the woman.
01:08It took a few tense minutes from there, but the rescue crew was then able to lift the woman off
01:13the cliff safely.
01:14How did she get there?
01:16She climbed down from the sidewalk.
01:18In a bikini?
01:19Yeah, that's what crazy bikini chicks will do every once in a while.
01:23They're like, I got to get a photo from down there.
01:26And they just go, there's nothing you can do to stop them.
01:29She barefoot too?
01:30She was barefoot.
01:32It's a whim, you know, on a whim.
01:34I like to think that you're going to be able to get back up.
01:38I don't know what you're thinking there.
01:41No.
01:42It's that hot, crazy matrix.
01:43Yeah, it's part of what you have to deal with.
01:46Comes into play a lot.
01:47Some shocking moments for some folks in San Francisco, especially one person in particular,
01:52just out windsurfing, ran into a whale.
01:56Oh, God.
01:57Ran into a whale, you guys.
01:59That story from ABC7.
02:01A dramatic collision between a windsurfer and a gray whale on the San Francisco Bay
02:06is now raising questions about marine safety.
02:09Certainly concerning to see a collision like this, both from a human health standpoint
02:13in terms of we're very happy that this gentleman was okay,
02:18but as well for whale health in the bay.
02:21A Coast Guard spokesperson tells Eyewitness News this video shows how important it is
02:26for everyone on the water to pay attention to their surroundings.
02:29I don't know how you can do anything about that.
02:31You can see there are six gray whales on the San Francisco Bay.
02:34Federal law requires people to keep a 100-yard distance from whales.
02:38The Marine Mammal Center calls San Francisco Bay a busy and confined space
02:43as whales migrate north from Mexico.
02:46This year, gray whales came to the bay early.
02:49Gray whales have a very low profile in the water.
02:53Sometimes you may just see their back or tail fluke or fin for a second or two
02:59before they continue a dive.
03:02Since 2016, gray whales have lost more than 50% of their overall population.
03:07They're advised to windsurfers, boaters, and anyone else in the water.
03:11Look out for them.
03:12If you see a spout or see a blow, go slow.
03:16Um, because those are typically trademarks for gray whale presence.
03:21If you see a spout or see a blow, go slow.
03:24Well, what do you think I'm doing?
03:25You think I'm out there on my windsurfing get up and I'm like, oh, I see a blow hole.
03:31So I go full speed ahead right at the thing.
03:34Obviously, the thing just popped right up in front of this guy.
03:37I mean, do I want old men on windsurfing devices?
03:41No, no, I don't.
03:44Yeah, but he didn't see it.
03:46He didn't see it.
03:48Um, oh, Jason.
03:50Jason's taking too much glee in this breaking update.
03:54He found more of the hot chick.
03:57She didn't interview.
03:59Oh, why are you laughing?
04:02Not as hot as we are.
04:04Because you can't just judge her from the back.
04:06No, you can't.
04:07Jason, let it be in my mind.
04:09If this is what you're into, do your thing, dude.
04:12This is what he likes.
04:13Do your thing.
04:14This guy is nuts.
04:15This guy is nuts.
04:16What in the F?
04:17Oh my God, she looks like Pee Wee Herman.
04:20Uh, she?
04:22Jason!
04:23She?
04:24She looks like Pee Wee Herman.
04:26That's the best thing.
04:28Everything is different.
04:29That is a shocking horrible update.
04:31Everything is different.
04:32Jason, you're the best.
04:32Oh my God.
04:33Everything is different.
04:35Everything has changed.
04:35I love it so much.
04:37She's so hot.
04:39He's so into her.
04:40He's so into her.
04:40Look at that ass.
04:41Yeah.
04:42I don't know if you said that, but.
04:44Yeah, you did.
04:45He was like, damn.
04:46Damn.
04:47Damn.
04:48Whoa.
04:49Yep.
04:50I hate you.
04:51I want to see her again.
04:52Here's the update.
04:53I would help my judgment.
04:55Here's more on the story.
04:56We're hearing from the woman who was rescued from the side of a San Francisco cliff.
05:00Take a look.
05:00I was so grateful to be alive, you know.
05:05Oh my God.
05:06It's, I'm not sure.
05:07How could I die?
05:08I don't know what's happening.
05:10She's like an SNL character.
05:11It's like Chris Kattan.
05:13No.
05:13I'm sorry I take back.
05:14It's not Pee Wee Herman.
05:15It's Chris Kattan.
05:16We have ripped everybody today.
05:18But I mean.
05:19I mean, what are we supposed to do?
05:21We've been holding it in.
05:22Chuck, what do you say to that?
05:23Oh, I did not know I was looking at Chris Kattan's ass.
05:27Come on.
05:27I didn't know what was happening to me.
05:30I ended up on the side of a cliff.
05:32Come on, Dave's girlfriend.
05:34That's his girlfriend!
05:36Lisa!
05:37When did you get her that bandana?
05:43Jesus, I could have died.
05:44I could have died.
05:49I could have died.
05:50I'm so glad you're alive.
05:52Oh, my goodness.
05:54Oh, wow.
05:55Some emotional reflection there.
05:57That's not what you would think when you saw that back ass.
06:01But got swept away in the strong current.
06:03She managed to swim to the rock.
06:04Dave's girlfriend, hold on!
06:06We're coming to rescue you, sir!
06:10No, let Chris Catan go!
06:13Listen, man, we're coming down there.
06:14Hold on.
06:17I don't like your updates, Jason.
06:20I don't like your updates.
06:21We've got all our stuff.
06:23Check out her life.
06:24You can see if you guys do the same things.
06:26Yeah, I wonder how much they have in common.
06:28How did Dave and her hook up?
06:30You like to rave?
06:33DJ Dave?
06:34Yeah, he used to do it in his day.
06:36I don't mind a rave.
06:37Let's see what we got.
06:39Here's your DJ.
06:40This is my DJ.
06:42Oh, no.
06:44Oh, no.
06:45What is going on?
06:49That's her for sure.
06:51Oh, yeah.
06:52Oh, wow.
06:53She hula hoops.
06:55She wanted to be saved by those guys, right?
06:57She's a smelly festival person.
06:59Yes, she is.
07:00Yes, she is.
07:01Burning man.
07:02Yeah.
07:02She's a burning man with a witch's hat and a hula hoop.
07:06What?
07:06I love finding out your type.
07:08What?
07:09I'm not into smelly festival bitches.
07:12That's what he likes.
07:14You bet she has a real hairy bunyani.
07:16You know it.
07:18I thought, you think that she's got one of those?
07:21Yes, she does.
07:22I'm not sold on that.
07:23I can't.
07:24I can't.
07:25I can't.
07:26I'm not sold on that.
07:28Oh, my God.
07:29I don't think so.
07:30She looks like Howard Stern.
07:32Bless her.
07:33Bless her.
07:33Oh, there she is DJing.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Uh-oh.
07:38Remember, they dressed Howard up like a lady.
07:40Oh, she's described herself as electro-goth, Chuck.
07:44She's actually more your type.
07:46Not quite.
07:47She looks like Perry Farrell.
07:49We've called her everything.
07:51She looks like Perry Farrell.
07:52Like, honestly, Perry Farrell is the, I mean, it's Perry Farrell.
07:59Well, she wants a man.
08:01My hero.
08:02Thank you for saving me.
08:03Everything is different, Dave.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Everything is different.
08:06That's what I'm saying, dude.
08:08Listen, if that's a man, she's got a hot lady ass.
08:12Okay.
08:13I'm just saying.
08:14You're into her ass.
08:16From that shot, that you never would have guessed.
08:19You know, put me in a thong.
08:21No.
08:23Ah, Jason.
08:24Damn you, man.
08:26Damn you.
08:26Some things are best left uncovered.
08:28I want to get stuck on a cliff in a bikini now, just so Dave's like, look at that ass.
08:32Because maybe from the same distance, you might like my butt.
08:36Move to San Francisco under one.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Okay.
08:40All right.
08:41Dig deeper if you want.
08:42Whatever.
08:43She looked good from behind.
08:44Good from far, but far from good, as they say.
08:48Is hot from behind.
08:49Oh, shoot.
08:50Damn it.
08:51Tricked again.
08:52Oh.
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