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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:18Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You wanna fight me
02:29Close enough line back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Come on over to Boston
02:33I don't know how to get lost in the game
02:35I don't know how to get lost in the game
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:53You're at the night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darkly hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:10Call the power in your life
03:13You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:34You're broken
03:36You're broken
03:38It's crooked
03:38You're broken
03:40You're broken
03:40I know
03:41I've seen
03:48There's
03:48You're broken
03:53You're broken
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hand
03:58I said I'll see you
03:59You wanna be a
04:00You wanna be a
04:02Yeah
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out of here
04:09You're in our way
04:10Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even now.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:21Mm-hmm.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:23Mm-hmm.
05:24Mm-hmm.
05:24Mm-hmm.
05:26Mm-hmm.
05:27Mm-hmm.
05:27Mm-hmm.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:34Mm-hmm.
05:36Mm-hmm.
05:38Mm-hmm.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking did it.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:44A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:22It's the wound.
09:24It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, you profit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Rosely.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:13Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's all okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:02Oh, God.
12:06Oh, God.
12:12What the hell are you?
12:12What the hell are you?
12:14What the hell are you?
12:19And please don't...
12:22Another bed is all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:34Stay in the...
12:43Stay in the...
12:47Stay in the...
12:55Stay in the...
13:08It's worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Ross.
14:22Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice. They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:46You heard me mean you passed on and you refuse.
16:50This is call holy man.
17:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, you did?
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom
17:40Hey
17:46I'm not here
17:47No, I'm not
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing
17:52Fine. Go sit down
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything
18:01Go away, Holander
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go
18:13You didn't answer my text
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text
18:19Now you go
18:22Fine
18:23Fuck
18:24Okay
18:36You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You must be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Lattie.
18:59Lattie.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not a pity?
19:06It's not a pity.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:13It's not a pity.
19:15It's not a pity that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our teammates are damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're playing them playing.
19:33You're an ugly person!
19:34You're a brother, you're a terrible man.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's in trouble.
19:42You're a bad apostle.
19:43Who did you engage?
19:46You're your mum?
19:48She's not able to do this.
19:49What do you want to do?
19:53No, my mom is dead.
19:58Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17Нам нужно идти.
20:20На голове вечера.
20:24Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:33Конечно, вратарь всегда самый крайний.
20:36И все всегда отбирается в витаря.
20:38А Владимирович, ну что с ним?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме.
20:41Но Кочев, Кочев пусть и Том остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Ему еще призы всех на Америке.
20:48Надо зарабатывать.
20:49Хорош, хорош.
20:51Слишком хорош для вас.
20:52Ужасно, да?
20:53Ужасно.
20:54Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59А он слишком всему верит.
21:01А он слишком на вас.
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты ж мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один локал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А?
21:25С самого детства.
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:32Мне было бы я что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненько, а Илья?
21:57Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
22:14ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:25Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила?
22:28Мой отец…
22:29Сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:44Хантри и Адмири не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Нью-Джерси не пройдут через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Он экстрасенс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:12Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго.
23:19Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:27Так ты и выиграешь Кубок Сенни на год раньше, чем я поспорила с Сан-Франциско.
23:36Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно, но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в Бостоне, да.
23:51Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03Вау, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это колбашки.
24:13Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:20Ну…
24:21Ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже.
24:34Вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не ухаешь как они.
24:40Не шутишь, не флиртуешь в ответе.
24:49Раньше ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если помни, ты меня не изменяй.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:25Саша.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:50Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:23Машины.
26:24Машина.
26:25Капитан, сир.
26:27Капитан, сир.
26:28Капитан, сир!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it, it's nice.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to
27:47hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously, it comes on.
29:07Imagine that, LeBron!
29:10Woo-hoo!
29:13Woo-hoo!
29:16Woo-hoo!
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were even doing?
29:46And now, presenting...
29:47The Lord Tower of the Lord...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:52And the Lord Talon Award for most of us.
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe as nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick
32:33please
32:44no
32:48what
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and i will maybe
33:09maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:25thank you
34:26i'm gonna be
34:29i'm gonna be in this position
34:30okay
34:31i need your home line up
34:34especially since you're in the last game
34:36i'll be from the cloud
34:37that is
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:21You're such an asshole.
35:52You're such an asshole.
36:16Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:20I want to watch you.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:37I need you.
39:05I need you.
39:05Come on.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01Goodbye Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, fella.
41:05I'll go.
41:15Goodbye.
41:25I don't know.
41:50I don't know.
42:17Fuck.
42:19I don't know.
42:54I don't know.
43:18I don't know.
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