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Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30off that car.
01:31Let's go!
01:33Let's go!
01:33Last break off!
01:34If you're away, what's the end?
01:36I'd have the magic games.
01:38A hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:40Got out soon.
01:41All the man who comes up.
01:42Gonna get out soon.
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48All the man said you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:21Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're good, you think you're good, you think you're
02:28good, you think you're good, you think you're good.
02:59Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're good, you think you're good, you think you're
03:14good, you think you're good, you think you're good.
03:21You'll stand in my heart
03:25You'll stand...
03:51Nice try, now get out of way
03:55Good job, just take a fucking nap
03:58I said I'll have you up
03:59You wanna be up
04:02Yai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25You can't...
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30I didn't.
08:33I didn't.
08:34I didn't know.
08:35I didn't know you.
08:36I didn't know you.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you don't.
09:25He's the one.
09:32He's the one.
09:33Don't worry, you're the one.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:14Okay.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28He's okay.
11:30He's okay.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God!
11:57Oh, my God!
11:59Oh, my God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosano.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:53a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen
15:07as his country's captain.
15:35All in there.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42Be nice to see you.
15:42I fucking lost to Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Vani.
15:59Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We hit.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to be married.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:44No matter what you're saying.
18:48It's a honor to me.
18:49You have to be a honor to be a honor.
18:51After yesterday's game, you won't win...
18:57Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:00And he's still playing.
19:02How did you do that?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:05It's not sad.
19:07Well, it's not so bad.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I'm.
19:22Our guards are damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25Playing?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it playing?
19:30You're a captain, you're playing them playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:41Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She's not able to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You remember me?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where are you?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:27Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:35Everything is always in the military.
20:37What's wrong with you?
20:38What's wrong with you?
20:40No, he was not in the form.
20:41But Kochip, Kochip, Tom remains.
20:44He needs rest.
20:45He's got a surprise for all the people in America.
20:47He's got a good job.
20:50He's well-equipped.
20:51He's too good for us.
20:52He's too good for us.
21:07You're my angel. You talk a lot about it, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he needs one more cup.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the very beginning of the day.
21:26I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32No, I'm going to have something interesting.
21:51I want to drink.
21:52It's time for you, Ilya.
21:57It's time for you, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:05You played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a hockey coach, you've got to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I understand what it is, you blame me for me for you.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
22:25It doesn't have?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who in any case will kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And you don't have to be stupid games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:41Yeah, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral, they won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you'll win Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yeah, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is a hit.
22:59Where do you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03Well, you don't go through the video.
23:06Well, you're not going to get the wrong way.
23:10Not the same.
23:12You're not going to get the wrong way.
23:12You did as a high-risk coach.
23:13You're not going to get the wrong way.
23:15You can win.
23:16You can win whoever in the West.
23:18Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:20In the final, most of all, it'll be San Francisco.
23:24They're good, but too young.
23:27So you're winning the Coupe of the Senna year earlier than I've been with Satsun.
23:35No, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38I need to look at you ideal tomorrow.
23:41You always look ideal.
23:42Right. But you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:54Well, what?
24:00How's the prize, Sasha?
24:03Wow, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Boys. Just a nice.
24:17And boys?
24:21You've seen French men?
24:24Right?
24:25I'm sorry.
24:31God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You're not going to lie.
24:40You're not joking.
24:43You're not flirting in response.
24:45But...
24:49...or before you were more fun...
24:56Do you remember?
25:07Are you here? Seriously?
25:10Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier to you, if you remember me, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37Where are you from?
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Yeah!
26:30How am I supposed to do that?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Okay.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:21I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You ate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:45Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:45Now, presenting the Lord Toward Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49For who?
29:50Ilya Rosenhoff and
29:51and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great. Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:15Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:46You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe yes, nicely.
32:06Hmm?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43Please.
32:44None.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:52We will go back to our seats,
32:54watch the rest of this boring show,
32:56and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:32is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:45I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
33:53And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:12Oh, my God!
34:24Did you get a drink?
34:27We'll come in.
34:27I'm going to be in this position right now.
34:31I need you to come grind up.
34:33Oh, my.
34:33You'll be asked for me.
34:35I'll screw you up, I just want to know.
34:37Hold your hand.
34:39Okay, long, don't make that.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:21You're such an asshole.
35:48You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:14Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show up for me.
36:38I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander.
36:42I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
37:08I want to watch you, Hollander.
37:08I want to take a moment.
37:08You're such a horn,reuver.
37:10That's too much junk.
37:13No, I want to go away.
37:14You're so hot.
37:14I don't know why you're so hot.
37:15You're so hot.
37:18You're such a hot dog.
37:28do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:32holding the cup
37:35you fucking asshole
37:37I can barely describe it
37:39oh my god Hollander
37:53fuck
38:03are you gonna fuck me?
38:05we will see
38:09I need
38:12what?
38:14you know
38:14tell me
38:18you?
38:24I need you
39:05I need you
39:07I need you
39:08I need you
39:25so Russia this year was
39:28something else
39:33it's intense there
39:40so are you heading back soon?
39:43back
39:45to Russia
39:45for the summer?
39:48oh yes
39:55why?
39:58what do you mean
39:58why?
40:01do you have to?
40:04there is no have to
40:05it's
40:07it's home
40:08yeah
40:09but
40:11I don't know
40:12is it safe?
40:15what do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know
40:20do you
40:21do you even
40:22like it there?
40:29what difference
40:29does it make?
40:31a pretty big one
40:32I think
40:39I need to sleep
40:42I need to sleep
40:44yeah
40:44me too
40:45I should
40:49so
40:55I'm off
40:58goodbye
40:59Hollander
41:00intrude
41:07E
41:13cause
41:14yeah
41:28I think
41:29Let's go.
42:29Let's go.
42:59Let's go.
43:29Let's go.
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