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00:00:33In a life of prayer, I close my eyes and...
00:00:40Awful! Awful!
00:00:43I'm sorry. I can try again. Do you have any notes for me?
00:00:48No. Just awful.
00:00:52Let's just say, if Noah had heard your singing, he wouldn't have built his ark.
00:01:09In a life of prayer...
00:01:12Awful! Awful!
00:01:17In a life of prayer...
00:01:20Sinful!
00:01:22In a life of prayer...
00:01:24Embarrassing. Totally embarrassing.
00:01:27In a life...
00:01:29Awful!
00:01:30In a life of prayer...
00:01:33Last but not least...
00:01:36Tabitha Simmons.
00:01:45In a life of prayer...
00:01:50In a life of prayer...
00:02:09I know your love is forever here, my friend...
00:02:17Marvelous!
00:02:21Oh, magnificent. Magnificent.
00:02:25All right. Well, that concludes the auditions.
00:02:30The name of the soloist will be announced in the rectory.
00:02:34I suggest you spend the weekend in prayer.
00:02:38Some of you will be needing it more than others.
00:02:43And Tabitha, I would like to see you in the rectory before you leave.
00:02:58He's gonna offer you the solo.
00:03:00Please, you can't decide that fast.
00:03:02Tabitha, you were amazing. And that high note? Flawless.
00:03:06I felt like I was in heaven.
00:03:08I feel like it was much better last night when I was practicing.
00:03:10Oh, stop. You were perfect.
00:03:13Listen, it's already been decided.
00:03:15My husband's investigator firm did some digging,
00:03:17and they found out that Father Paul already ordered the soloist robe for the performance.
00:03:22And it's in tabitha's size.
00:03:24Oh, please. A private investigator? Don't you think that's a little extreme?
00:03:27Of course not. This is a big deal.
00:03:31No offense to the private investigator thing, but let's just wait till Monday and we'll find out for ourselves. Okay?
00:03:36Okay, suit yourself. But it's you, I know it.
00:03:43Uh, Father Paul?
00:03:45Ah.
00:03:46You wanted to see me?
00:03:47Yes, Tabitha. Thank you for coming.
00:03:50So, I had question about one of the walls.
00:03:54Huh? The wall?
00:03:56Yes. Is something wrong?
00:03:59Uh, no. I just thought maybe you wanted to speak to me about the Harvest Fest solo?
00:04:04Unfortunately, Tabitha, for information about the Harvest Fest livestream, you will have to wait. Like everyone else.
00:04:13Of course.
00:04:15So, how can I help you with the wall?
00:04:18Bless those little altar boys. One of them tried to carry a vat of holy water. It was a bit
00:04:24too heavy for him up the stairs.
00:04:27There was a big spill and water had gone down the wall.
00:04:30So, my question is, would our insurance cover that or does it only count if it's rainwater damage rather than
00:04:39holy water damage?
00:04:41Oh, well, the insurance policy covers accidental water damage, divine or otherwise, as long as it wasn't due to neglect.
00:04:47I'll take a closer look at the specifics for you, but...
00:04:52That wall, just like everything else in here, is covered by a premium policy. The best we have to offer.
00:04:57But don't forget there will be deductibles.
00:04:59Oh. I'm not too worried about a deductible. We'll just have a collection for that.
00:05:05Well, in that case, you've got nothing to worry about.
00:05:07Oh, I swear, you must have Heaven's Hotline on speed, doll.
00:05:11If only.
00:05:12Anyway, I'll see you Monday.
00:05:14Alright.
00:05:17Lord help us.
00:05:19And if she wins, please help me stock more wine for the celebration.
00:05:35Oh.
00:05:38Oh.
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:40Oh.
00:05:41Oh.
00:05:42Oh.
00:05:43Damn.
00:05:45Oh.
00:05:45I can't hear anything.
00:05:49Honey, I'm home.
00:05:53Oh.
00:05:56Oh.
00:05:57Oh.
00:05:58Oh.
00:05:58Oh.
00:06:01Oh.
00:06:09Hey, babe, how you doing?
00:06:11I thought I'd make you your favourite.
00:06:13Grilled chicken, steamed veg.
00:06:16Mmm.
00:06:17No fat, no sun, just the way you like it.
00:06:21Why is your shirt like that?
00:06:26Hot.
00:06:27Hot.
00:06:28Hot.
00:06:28It's freezing in here.
00:06:30Not me.
00:06:31I'm hot, I am.
00:06:32Phew.
00:06:33I'm hot.
00:06:34Anyway, how did the auditions go?
00:06:37Whatever.
00:06:39So, the auditions went well.
00:06:40It's practically a done deal.
00:06:42Father Paul was blown away.
00:06:44See, I never doubt you for a second, you know.
00:06:47Who else would win the solos?
00:06:49Exactly.
00:06:50You're always amazing.
00:06:52There's no shadow of a doubt, but...
00:06:53Don't you think you're just pushing yourself a little too hard?
00:06:55When I sing into that mic, I'll be singing to the whole world.
00:07:00I don't, you know, no, I didn't mean it like that, you know.
00:07:03I just think you just need to just...
00:07:06It's been working so hard for you.
00:07:08Just relax a little.
00:07:15Relax, Cecil, I don't relax.
00:07:17That's why we've got this perfect home and a stable marriage.
00:07:20And enough insurance covered to protect the Vatican if need be.
00:07:24I don't relax, I achieve.
00:07:27You're right.
00:07:28My mistake.
00:07:29And if this show is a success...
00:07:33..when the show is a success,
00:07:35then donations will come pouring in.
00:07:37And trust me, our little church is relying on it.
00:07:43Is this...?
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45It's organic, chicken.
00:07:47Mm-hmm.
00:07:49Trust me, babe.
00:07:50If I win this solo, everything will fall into place.
00:07:52The church will raise enough money that it needs to stay open.
00:07:57Yeah, and, er...
00:08:00..you'll be the talk of the parish.
00:08:01The one who saved it all with...
00:08:03..with that incredible voice of hers.
00:08:06God, that'll be great.
00:08:08A plaque in my honour.
00:08:11If I don't win, there'll be consequences.
00:08:14Of course.
00:08:16I mean...
00:08:17..of course you'll win.
00:08:20Exactly.
00:08:22Right, I'm gonna go practise my skills.
00:08:25Your food?
00:08:30Fine, and...
00:08:32..I'll finish eat.
00:08:35Clean up and, er...
00:08:38..slowly wither away.
00:08:40Huh?
00:08:41Huh?
00:08:50All right, everyone, all right.
00:08:53So, the judge's decision has been made and will now be announced.
00:08:58So, the winner of this year's soloist for the Harvest Celebration is...
00:09:17..the winner of this year's soloist...
00:09:21..of course.
00:09:23I should've had a drum roll.
00:09:30Tabitha Simmons
00:09:39Tabitha, your audition was magnificent
00:09:43Simply magnificent
00:09:44I knew you had it in you
00:09:47Thank you, Father
00:09:48I'm just so thrilled to be part of such a vital event for the church
00:09:53So, when do we start rehearsing?
00:09:56When?
00:09:57Now!
00:09:58Right now!
00:09:59Positions, everyone!
00:10:02Alright, ladies and gentlemen
00:10:03Let's start from the top of Harvest Hymns of Praise
00:10:07And remember, the spirit of the song is joyful
00:10:11But also humble
00:10:14But also powerful
00:10:16So joyful, but not too joyful?
00:10:21Yes, but more like, um, restrain joy
00:10:25With a touch of majesty
00:10:28Like angels, but tired angels
00:10:32Father Paul, did you want us to crescendo on the second verse
00:10:35Like we rehearsed, or?
00:10:37Um, crescendo
00:10:41Yes, but not too much
00:10:43You don't want to over-crescendo
00:10:46Think of it as a gentle build-up
00:10:50But not too gentle
00:10:53More like, uh, a robust whisper
00:10:58A robust whisper?
00:11:03Exactly!
00:11:05Alright, positions, everyone
00:11:06Positions, yes
00:11:10Father Paul, should we face the audience?
00:11:13Or do you want us facing inward for more intimacy?
00:11:17Oh, good question
00:11:19How about half of you point inwards
00:11:23And the other half point outwards
00:11:25And that will create a dynamic tension
00:11:30Yes?
00:11:32Alright, let's begin
00:11:33A three
00:11:34Two
00:11:35A one
00:11:39Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:11:46Look, you all have to start at the same time
00:11:50When?
00:11:51When I go like this, with my hands
00:12:04Father Paul doesn't know what he wants
00:12:05One minute it's sing from the heart
00:12:07The next it's stick to the sheet music
00:12:09No improvising
00:12:10Says what?
00:12:11I can't work like this
00:12:11He's ruining everything
00:12:12Sounds like every director I've ever worked with
00:12:15I'm just fine-tuned him out
00:12:18Tune him out?
00:12:19You can't just ignore the director
00:12:22It worked for me
00:12:23Look, when I was doing voice work
00:12:26I have directors switching directions every five minutes
00:12:29Bigger?
00:12:30No
00:12:32Smaller
00:12:33More energy
00:12:34But quieter
00:12:37I just learnt to nod
00:12:39Smile and just
00:12:42Do what I was going to do anyway
00:12:43Uh-huh
00:12:44And how did that work out for you?
00:12:47Well
00:12:49I did voice three episodes for Sorka Nazarling
00:12:51So
00:12:53Yeah
00:12:55Worked out just fine
00:12:56This isn't an alien cartoon character with three heads
00:12:59This is real-life performance for church
00:13:01And Father Paul ain't exactly
00:13:03Spielberg
00:13:04Look
00:13:06If you're confident
00:13:07In what you're doing
00:13:09Trust me
00:13:12No-one ain't going to notice that
00:13:13Ignoring his notes
00:13:14You can't just ignore a priest
00:13:17Sure you can
00:13:18You know what you can't ignore?
00:13:21The dishwasher
00:13:21It's done
00:13:26The dishwasher?
00:13:27Yes, empty it
00:13:33Okay
00:13:34Okay
00:13:36The only way to support your artistic genius is with spotless plates
00:13:40Exactly
00:13:41Nothing inspires me more than an empty dishwasher
00:13:44Oh God
00:13:48So chop chop
00:13:51Hey
00:13:51I'm just here to just follow directions innit
00:13:55If Father Paul needs help with the dishes
00:13:59I'm your guy
00:14:00At least I'm giving clear direction
00:14:01And I'm ignoring
00:14:04You better not be
00:14:25All right, ladies and gentlemen
00:14:27Let's start from the top
00:14:28And more passion
00:14:30Wait
00:14:30No, less passion
00:14:32Subtle
00:14:33But powerful
00:14:35Like you're trying to win a pie contest
00:14:39But you know
00:14:41Respectfully though
00:14:42Hmm
00:14:43All right
00:14:44Here we go
00:14:46Ring the bells
00:14:49Ring the bells
00:14:51No, no, no
00:14:54It's not a battle cry
00:14:57It's
00:14:58It's a hymn for heaven's sake
00:15:01Let's try it again
00:15:04A three
00:15:05A two
00:15:06A one
00:15:06Ring the bells
00:15:08Ring the bells
00:15:10Ring the bells
00:15:11Ring the bells
00:15:13Ring the bells
00:15:33Sebastian Montclair
00:15:35Sebastian Montclair
00:15:35Multi-award winning director
00:15:38Of stream and stage
00:15:41I've been sent by the Archdiocese
00:15:43Apparently there were some concerns
00:15:45About the, um, direction
00:15:48Sent by the...
00:15:51Wait
00:15:51Wait
00:15:52No one told me anything about
00:15:54Oh, don't take it personally, Father
00:15:55Just thought I could add a little sparkle to the proceedings, you know
00:15:59Elevate it to something spectacular
00:16:01Given my experience in television
00:16:05Well
00:16:06I was just getting the choir warmed up
00:16:08I think we're perfectly capable of
00:16:11Oh, no
00:16:11What this choir needs is not warmth
00:16:14We need fire
00:16:16Burning hot passion
00:16:20Theatrical grandeur
00:16:22This is not a choir
00:16:24This is a collection of artists
00:16:27And we will make this legendary
00:16:30You
00:16:32Straighten up
00:16:33You
00:16:35Turn slightly
00:16:36Well, I was thinking we will start with a more traditional
00:16:40Tradition is nice, but this is a show
00:16:44The Archdiocese didn't send me to deliver nice
00:16:47He sent me to deliver magic
00:16:49But I'm the director here
00:16:52I'm the one that's supposed to
00:16:54Father, Father, Father
00:16:55Do you really want to be the one who stands between this choir
00:16:59and greatness?
00:17:01Now, if you really want to be helpful
00:17:04Go and get me a coffee, please
00:17:09Sure
00:17:11Marvellous
00:17:12And together, we will turn this simple choir into a masterpiece
00:17:22Ladies and gentlemen, envision this
00:17:25A sea of shimmering lights
00:17:29Aetheral voices blending into a symphony
00:17:35This masterpiece will be of unparalleled grandeur
00:17:39Isn't this amazing?
00:17:41Sebastian's creativity is going to take us to new heights
00:17:44Oh, yes, Sebastian, I agree
00:17:49I'm so glad that our visions are in alignment
00:17:53Thank you, Father Paul
00:17:55Now, let's talk costumes
00:17:58I imagine something that will make the audience gasp with wonder
00:18:03Tabitha, I envision you in a gown that will shimmer like a thousand suns
00:18:09Radiant and divine
00:18:11That sounds incredible
00:18:14Let's begin then
00:18:15Time is of the essence
00:18:17And we have a masterpiece to create
00:18:23I assume we have you to thank for this
00:18:25I mean, you get a certain amount of power when you're the star of the shoe, huh?
00:18:30Well, being the star and the only insurance agent, we're willing to write a premium policy?
00:18:36Hey, whatever gets the Archeneas' attention
00:18:40In a world so much suffering and pain
00:18:45We must feed who we can so there's no hunger again
00:18:51Ah, perfect pitch, Tabitha
00:18:53Perfect pitch
00:18:56Do you think you need to practise that much?
00:18:58Babe, with Sebastian involved, the expectations for this show have skyrocketed
00:19:03Yeah, Sebastian's here now, so...
00:19:12Hey, y'all
00:19:13I'm Sebastian
00:19:15How are we going to turn this show into a labour wave of a touch of Lemus?
00:19:19Will you stop? He's a genius
00:19:22Yeah, he certainly seems... vibrant
00:19:27Vibrant is one way to describe it
00:19:28The man practically shouts Broadway before he's even opened his mouth
00:19:32Well, don't let him forget you're the star of the show, not him
00:19:36The star, I'm the constellation, excuse me
00:19:41But with him involved and me on the mic, all the pieces are falling into place
00:19:45Mm-hmm
00:19:49Who on earth is that?
00:19:51Maybe it's one of your fan clubs
00:19:54I'll get it, keep folding
00:19:55Okay, let's go
00:19:56Let's go
00:20:03Let's go
00:20:04Let's go
00:20:24Let's go
00:20:25I'm sorry, are we neighbours or something?
00:20:26Neighbours and I'm a girl, we're family
00:20:29What are you talking about?
00:20:30Sandy?
00:20:31C'est Phil?
00:20:32Oh my God!
00:20:39Oh my God!
00:20:41Oh my God!
00:20:42I can't believe it's used over here
00:20:44Oh my God!
00:20:45Oh my God!
00:20:46You know what Zack is saying?
00:20:47I'm not just...
00:20:48Oh my God!
00:20:49Oh God!
00:20:52I'm sorry, do you know this person?
00:20:55English
00:20:56Oh sorry, English
00:20:57And me sister
00:21:00Sister?
00:21:00Oh my God!
00:21:01You have passion!
00:21:02Oh no
00:21:03You never mention anything about having a sister
00:21:08After Fiji
00:21:09I went to live in Morocco
00:21:11But there was only for like 11 days
00:21:13Then I was back in Asia
00:21:15You know
00:21:16Word out with me away after the divorce to live with him
00:21:19Yeah
00:21:20Talk about a wild ride
00:21:23Sounds interesting
00:21:25Well it's getting a little late
00:21:26Not interesting
00:21:28I live in places where the sun kisses the ocean
00:21:31And the drinks of coconut
00:21:32Mmm!
00:21:33Hold on
00:21:35I remember you used to send those postcards
00:21:37Where was it from?
00:21:38Was it...
00:21:40Bali?
00:21:41Yeah, that's right
00:21:42That's right
00:21:42And don't forget that time
00:21:44I got chased by a monkey
00:21:45For my son's retreat in silence
00:21:46That was so weird
00:21:48Just so random
00:21:49What?
00:21:51Sounds like a vacation for the ages
00:21:53Oh
00:21:54That wasn't a vacation
00:21:56I was working for a fire dancer at the time
00:21:59Do you remember when we were 10?
00:22:01And we used to build that tree house
00:22:02Oh!
00:22:07I remember
00:22:08We had that plan to make it a secret hideout
00:22:11Yes
00:22:11But it fell apart the first time it rained
00:22:14But hold on
00:22:15Hold on
00:22:16Hold on
00:22:17Hold on
00:22:19I'm gonna wet myself
00:22:21Do you remember when we used to dance
00:22:22When we were sworn we used to dance
00:22:24We had to deliver it to them old school records
00:22:27You little pom-poms
00:22:30Well, it's lovely to see you both catching up
00:22:34Sandy, would you like a drink?
00:22:35Tabitha, you're a gem
00:22:36I'd love a drink
00:22:38But
00:22:38You know, honestly
00:22:40I'm more curious about your life
00:22:42How did you two end up here?
00:22:45Well, me and Tabitha
00:22:47We're doing just great
00:22:48Now Tabitha's got this whole insurance agency gig
00:22:52And she's practically running the church
00:22:54Ain't that babe?
00:22:55Oh wow
00:22:56Tabitha
00:22:57You sound like quite a powerhouse
00:23:00Tabitha
00:23:01Tabitha
00:23:02Tabitha
00:23:03Yes, well it's all about
00:23:07Efficiency
00:23:08And order
00:23:09Good
00:23:10Like a well-run car
00:23:11Oh boy
00:23:13I can tell
00:23:15But Leela Cale's never hurt anyone, right?
00:23:18There you go
00:23:21I just don't understand why you never told me you had a sister
00:23:25If you really wanna know
00:23:28I didn't hear from her
00:23:29I mean a very, very long time
00:23:32So
00:23:33I came to terms
00:23:35That
00:23:36In fact we were estranged
00:23:38I looked for her on Facebook
00:23:40A few times
00:23:41But
00:23:43She didn't seem to exist
00:23:45So
00:23:46I was supposed to do
00:23:49I just accepted that
00:23:51She was gone
00:23:53Hey, I'm here now
00:23:55But
00:23:56Yeah
00:23:58I don't have much of a digital footprint
00:24:01But you
00:24:02Use a film, the other hand
00:24:04A simple Google search
00:24:06And wah
00:24:07There you were
00:24:08Voila
00:24:11What happened to you, Leelborough?
00:24:13You changed over the years
00:24:15Because when we were little you were even wilder than me
00:24:19Cecil, wild?
00:24:20Don't think so
00:24:21Not anymore anyway
00:24:24He's stable, tame and dependable
00:24:27Stable?
00:24:28Looking like you're new to him, honey
00:24:30.
00:24:32Girl
00:24:33Let him breathe
00:24:35The man deserves a little adventure
00:24:36Come on
00:24:38Hey
00:24:39I could do the wild night out
00:24:41Mm
00:24:42Karaoke bar?
00:24:43Hey!
00:24:43Come on
00:24:45Come on
00:24:46Babe, we have a performance to prepare for
00:24:48not circus oh come on let the poor guys breathe besides i'm here to reconnect with my little
00:25:01reconnect so you're planning on staying absolutely i want to relieve all the best family moments
00:25:09starting right here well how charming
00:25:23honestly so how do you manage to fold a t-shirt into a ball
00:25:27it's not a ball it's just just fold it differently differently is there some new technique from the
00:25:34laundry school of chaos you're still not mad about the laundry are you it's not just the laundry
00:25:41sassel it's everything i do things around here for a reason structure order now sandy's here oh
00:25:48here we go man she put her feet up on the table sassel on the table like it's some frat
00:25:53house
00:25:53and not a respectable clean home she's just getting comfortable to be it's her first night she's my
00:26:01sister three days huh three days that's the maximum she can stay here after that she's out
00:26:12three days
00:26:15tabby three days she's my sister tabby she ain't no house guest i can't kick her out after three days
00:26:23well if she wasn't treating this place like a hostel three days sounds generous you saw what she did to
00:26:28the guest room it was like a suitcase exploded in there tabby far tabby far she's been for a lot
00:26:39divorce moving out who knows what else she can afford a hotel listen i can't just give her a time
00:26:50limit
00:26:51she's my sister and she stays as long as she needs to oh so forever then no not forever
00:26:58just until until she sort things out she'll never figure things out oh whatever man
00:27:06cecil i have limits and we're rapidly approaching mine
00:27:14well i'll speak to her in the morning oh okay what exactly are you gonna say
00:27:21cecil
00:27:23cecil
00:27:27cecil
00:27:30in your life of prayer
00:27:33I am alone but I hear you
00:27:38I know you're there
00:27:41I hear your words down in my soul
00:27:46I know your love is forever here, my friend
00:27:51OK, stop right there. Hold on a moment.
00:27:55I think we need a little bit more soul.
00:27:59Yes, more soul, everyone.
00:28:01And Margaret, you're shying away from the audience.
00:28:05I really need you to square your shoulders for me.
00:28:09Square your shoulders, Margaret.
00:28:11Right, from the top. OK, ring the bells.
00:28:15Ring the bells, please.
00:28:17Four, three, two, one.
00:28:19Ring the bells, ring the bells, a holiday celebration.
00:28:26Ring the bells, ring the bells,
00:28:29The fruits of God's creation.
00:28:32What the?
00:28:33You just, stop.
00:28:34You just...
00:28:37Us.
00:28:38Us.
00:28:39Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
00:28:42Who are you and what are you doing here?
00:28:45I was just looking for the bathroom.
00:28:47Excuse me, miss.
00:28:49This is a closed rehearsal.
00:28:51Hey, when nature calls, you just gotta pick, right?
00:28:53Sandy, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:55Oh, Cecil, was just showing me around.
00:28:58You know this passing?
00:29:00Sort of.
00:29:02This is Sandy Mitchell McDermott-Simmons, my sister-in-law.
00:29:07I'm so, so sorry.
00:29:08I was just showing Sandy around.
00:29:11Yeah, she told us already.
00:29:13You're putting it on the show?
00:29:14Look, can we just get back on track?
00:29:16Actually, we'll take five.
00:29:18We'll reset and come back sharper.
00:29:20Yes, take five, everyone, and stay sharp.
00:29:24Can I talk to you?
00:29:26Oh, oh, don't let me stop the magic.
00:29:29You ladies sound like a flock of angels before I quash the party.
00:29:33Oh, we're just trying to keep up with her standards.
00:29:35Her standards?
00:29:37Honey, you're the stars of the show.
00:29:40Back when I was in Thailand, I was part of this little fire dancing troupe.
00:29:45Long story, but let me tell you, performing is all about letting go.
00:29:49You've got to embrace the chaos.
00:29:51I don't think anybody needs any fire dancing tips.
00:29:54This is a choir after all, not Cirque du Soleil.
00:29:56Oh, I know, but a little chaos never hurt anyone, right?
00:30:00For instance, mid-performance, I lost my left eyebrow to a straight flame.
00:30:07Do you think they stopped the show?
00:30:09No, baby, the show must go on.
00:30:11Keep going, no eyebrow but a whole lot of spirit.
00:30:17Girls, life's too short to take yourself seriously.
00:30:19You've got to sing, dance, and just hope your hair doesn't catch fire in the process.
00:30:24Oh, I wish I had your confidence.
00:30:26Look, Sandy, I'm sure you've got plenty of exciting stories to tell elsewhere.
00:30:30Right, Cecil? You were just giving her a tour of the town?
00:30:32Uh, yeah.
00:30:35Goodbye. We got time for that later.
00:30:37Right now, I'm dying to know more about this fabulous choir.
00:30:41Sweetheart, you've got a voice of an angel.
00:30:43Where do you learn to sing like that?
00:30:45Just here in the church mainly.
00:30:47You know, I used to sing in high school, but then, you know, life takes over and...
00:30:52Well, you belong to Broadway, darling.
00:30:54With a little push, I bet you have them lining up outside the theatre.
00:30:59Right, Avita?
00:31:01Yes, Margaret, sounds fantastic.
00:31:03But can we get back to rehearsing, please?
00:31:05Oh, come on. Sometimes you've got to let loose.
00:31:09What's life with the Lee Bradley fun, right?
00:31:12Oh, and honey, with those shoes, you could be dancing the tango.
00:31:17I love dancing. I wanted to try salsa.
00:31:20Salsa? That's the spirit.
00:31:22When I was in Cuba, I danced every night till my feet screamed.
00:31:28You see, the trick is to move your hips like you're touching...
00:31:31All right, that's enough.
00:31:32We've got a schedule.
00:31:33Can we just get back to practising, please?
00:31:35Busy? Nah, I'm here to stay.
00:31:38Besides, I'm just getting warmed up.
00:31:41What's the rush, Tabby?
00:31:42You don't want to stifle all this energy, right?
00:31:46Tabby?
00:31:46Yes, Tabby.
00:31:48When energy comes in, great performers reach out and grab it.
00:31:52We could do with a little bit more energy rounds here.
00:31:55What exactly are you suggesting, Sebastian?
00:31:57Hmm.
00:31:59Do you realise what you've done?
00:32:02What are you talking about?
00:32:03What am I talking about?
00:32:04Sebastian offered her a part in the Harvest Festival.
00:32:07My big solo's going to be ruined.
00:32:09She's just going to turn it into a circus act.
00:32:14Just hold on.
00:32:15Maybe...
00:32:17It's not a bad idea.
00:32:18You know, the choirs seem to like her.
00:32:22Who knows she'll even make the show better?
00:32:25Better?
00:32:26Are you out of your mind?
00:32:27She's a walking disaster.
00:32:29She almost knocked everything down.
00:32:31Now Sebastian thinks she's got the right energy
00:32:33to bring this performance to life.
00:32:35Energy.
00:32:36Look.
00:32:37It's not my fault, Sebastian, after the part.
00:32:40I didn't suggest it.
00:32:43Maybe you'll see something that we don't...
00:32:45Maybe Sandy's the wild card at the show needs for it to stand out.
00:32:49Yeah, she's the wild card, right?
00:32:51And yeah, I'm sure she will stand out.
00:32:52You're the one who brought her to the rehearsal.
00:32:55Now she's going to derail everything.
00:32:58And what was I supposed to do?
00:32:59Maybe you were supposed to stop her
00:33:01before she started teaching salsa lessons to the choir.
00:33:05That would have been great.
00:33:06Now she's going to ruin everything that I've worked for.
00:33:10Now she's here, in my house, using my shower,
00:33:13and tomorrow she's going to be prancing around on stage,
00:33:16ruining everything.
00:33:18I put the effort into this performance
00:33:20and she's just taken over.
00:33:23Well, at least she's got a bit of confidence.
00:33:28It's not funny.
00:33:30The church is relying on this, Cecil.
00:33:34Now I'm going to get overshadowed.
00:33:37Me.
00:33:37The one who actually worked for this.
00:33:42Tabitha.
00:33:49I get it.
00:33:51I really do.
00:33:53What?
00:33:54Maybe.
00:33:55She's not as bad as you think.
00:33:57Oh, please.
00:33:58She doesn't belong in a church choir.
00:34:00She belongs in Vegas.
00:34:01Oh, Tabitha.
00:34:02Just relax.
00:34:04Sebastian would never offer to the party if I never thought it would work.
00:34:07You don't get it.
00:34:08This is just my eighth grade performance all over again.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I've always wanted to sing, Cecil.
00:34:15Babe, you do.
00:34:16Yeah, but I've always wanted to perform on stage.
00:34:18It's been my dream.
00:34:21Ever since I was young.
00:34:23We had this talent show and I was supposed to perform this opera song that I'd rehearsed for weeks.
00:34:29And when it was time for my big performance, there was this goofy football team that performed before me.
00:34:36And after their performance, everyone was just laughing and giggling and joking around.
00:34:42I sang, I poured my heart out, but no one listened.
00:34:46So nobody listened.
00:34:49What's the big deal?
00:34:50It is a big deal.
00:34:53Now I just, I'm just so fixated on wanting to make sure everything is perfect so I don't relive that
00:34:59whole situation again.
00:35:00And it just feels like history is repeating itself.
00:35:11Remember, what happens in choir stays in choir.
00:35:14Right, everyone. Focus.
00:35:17Oh, we need to stay on track for the Harvest Festival.
00:35:20Hey, we've been waiting for you. Why did you so long to get here?
00:35:24I had to clean my bathroom, because it was a bit of a mess.
00:35:28Shut up. Me and me are freaking your own time.
00:35:31We got a show to rehearse for, Tabby.
00:35:33Yes, we do. Okay, let's get started.
00:35:38Ring the bells, ring the bells, the Harvest celebration.
00:35:44Ring the bells, ring the bells, the fruits of God's creation.
00:35:52In a world so much suffering and pain,
00:35:58we must feed all we can so there's no hunger again.
00:36:04Lift our spirits and lift our nation.
00:36:07Let us enjoy your creation.
00:36:11Bring us together so whole we share.
00:36:14One God, one body, one prayer.
00:36:17Community spirit we gather and share.
00:36:20And so we have a brighter day.
00:36:22Ohh. Look, oh, wait, hold up, hold up.
00:36:23What is it sandy?
00:36:25What if you try that note, but with the little more humph like this.
00:36:30But soon, sun, sun, sun, sun.
00:36:33We have a brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter.
00:36:38cuid la ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga
00:36:40ga ga ga ga ga ga ga...
00:36:43See, more physdiasch.
00:36:46Look, I appreciate your creativity, but...
00:36:48I like it. I like it.
00:36:49It adds a layer of depth and excitement to it.
00:36:53What do you think, Father Paul?
00:36:55Absolutely. It gives that Broadway flair.
00:37:00Do you really think it would work?
00:37:01Absolutely.
00:37:03You know what? Let's try that again, but more energy this time.
00:37:07All right, let's try and see.
00:37:11Three, two, one, sing.
00:37:13Ring the bells, ring the bells, the harvest celebration.
00:37:21Ring the bells, ring the bells, the fruits of God's creation.
00:37:28In a world so much suffering and pain,
00:37:34we must feed who we can so there's no hunger again.
00:37:39Lift our spirits and lift our nation,
00:37:43let us enjoy your creation.
00:37:46Bring us together so whole we share.
00:37:49One God, one body, one prayer.
00:37:52Community spirit, we gather and pray.
00:37:55And soon we have a brighter day!
00:38:03That's it!
00:38:04That's it?
00:38:06That's it!
00:38:08Try again now, but even more energy, okay?
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:15Three, two, one, sing.
00:38:20In a world so much suffering.
00:38:22Can you just let me sing, please?
00:38:29Um, do you need a break, Tabby?
00:38:32No, it's fine.
00:38:32Let's just get on with it.
00:38:34No, I think you need a break, Tabby.
00:38:36Um, we'll take ten and, um,
00:38:38we'll wait for Tabitha to recenter herself.
00:38:41Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
00:38:42Right.
00:38:43Yep.
00:38:54Cecil?
00:38:59Cecil?
00:39:01Cecil?
00:39:03Cecil?
00:39:04Cecil?
00:39:05Cecil?
00:39:06Cecil?
00:39:08Cecil?
00:39:11Cecil?
00:39:14Cecil?
00:39:37You were hot, huh?
00:39:44Where are you?
00:39:49The pub of all places.
00:39:57Thank you for calling. Please leave a message.
00:40:00You did not just send me to voicemail.
00:40:06Cecil?
00:40:07Oh, tell me fair.
00:40:08What on earth are you doing?
00:40:09Come join us, man.
00:40:11Oh, man, I'm in trouble.
00:40:14I come home, what do I find?
00:40:17No dinner?
00:40:18A disaster zone of a house?
00:40:19This is ridiculous.
00:40:21I'm just trying to have a little bit of fun, you know?
00:40:24What's the problem?
00:40:25Yeah, who needs dinner when they're dying to be...
00:40:27I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to him.
00:40:29Calm down, Tiger.
00:40:30How can I calm down when I found this?
00:40:32Hot.
00:40:34You weren't hot.
00:40:35You were cleaning up your mess with your shirt.
00:40:38Oh, well, it does look like a hot mess.
00:40:42It's not funny.
00:40:44This shirt is a symbol of our marriage.
00:40:46It represents how you're never focused on what really matters.
00:40:49You're not focused on supporting me.
00:40:52Instead, your head is always in the clouds.
00:40:54That's why you're such a class like your sister.
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:01My sister!
00:41:02I like the way my sister...
00:41:04I like the way she is.
00:41:06And, er...
00:41:07Maybe I'm the sick of you treating me like your old little servant.
00:41:11Maybe there's things that I want to do.
00:41:14Ever thought of that?
00:41:16Is that it now?
00:41:18You don't want to make dinner, you just want to have fun?
00:41:21I don't know.
00:41:22It's nice and let loose once in a while.
00:41:25Well, okay.
00:41:26Well, you've had your fun.
00:41:27Now you can go and make dinner.
00:41:30Or do you want to keep drinking?
00:41:38Well...
00:41:40Oh, well, well.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:53You can't get out of your way.
00:41:55Hey, hey.
00:41:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:42:00Hey!
00:42:02Hey!
00:42:02Hey!
00:42:03Hey!
00:42:15I'm just going to focus on my solo
00:42:17and pretend that Sandy doesn't exist.
00:42:20She can't just waltz in here and steal my spotlight.
00:42:25You know, ignoring her may not work out as good as you think.
00:42:30Oh, please. I'll show her.
00:42:33She'll get the silent treatment until she realises
00:42:35that I'm the star of the show.
00:42:37I'm sure everyone will grow tired of her antics sooner or later.
00:42:40I don't think so.
00:42:41Last night, when we went out,
00:42:44she took us all out for dinner and drinks
00:42:46and she paid for everything.
00:42:48She's fun and generous.
00:42:51Of course she is.
00:42:52She should be really putting that towards a hotel.
00:42:55Oh!
00:42:58Come on. What's really going on?
00:42:59I just...
00:43:02Everyone's all over her like she's some kind of a saint.
00:43:05And she's over there getting all the attention.
00:43:08My attention.
00:43:09I'm supposed to be the star of the show, Margaret.
00:43:11But no one seems to care anymore.
00:43:15And Cecil...
00:43:17He's not the same.
00:43:18He's changing.
00:43:19It's like Sandy turns up
00:43:21and all of a sudden he's a different person.
00:43:23More relaxed, more confident.
00:43:25I don't...
00:43:26I mean, he's always been my rock,
00:43:27but I don't know.
00:43:29I feel like I'm losing him.
00:43:32I just...
00:43:33I don't understand.
00:43:35This festival was supposed to be my moment.
00:43:38Now I'm not even sure I have a moment anymore.
00:43:40I get it, Tabitha.
00:43:43You know, you've always been the limelight.
00:43:45The one everybody looks up to.
00:43:48And you've worked really hard for that.
00:43:50I understand.
00:43:52But Tabitha,
00:43:54sometimes you've got to learn to share the limelight.
00:43:56You cannot always be the centre of attention.
00:44:00You know, Sandy, for example,
00:44:03you've got to give her a little bit of a limelight.
00:44:04Have you ever thought that
00:44:06maybe she needs this more than you realise?
00:44:08Yeah, but it's always been me.
00:44:09I've always been the one that people rely on,
00:44:12the one that people turn to.
00:44:14Without that, what am I?
00:44:16You're still you.
00:44:18No-one's going to take that away from you.
00:44:23Listen, sometimes,
00:44:24if you give others a chance,
00:44:26it makes you look extremely powerful,
00:44:28and that's a different kind of power.
00:44:30One that will never diminish.
00:44:34Yeah, but not her.
00:44:36Anyone but her.
00:44:40In God we trust.
00:44:44He brings warmth to my day.
00:44:48He hears my call.
00:44:53And his special soul.
00:44:55Sorry, y'all. Sorry, y'all.
00:44:56Sorry, y'all.
00:44:57I got some idea with her when I was out dancing last night.
00:45:00This show is way too much standing around in it.
00:45:02We're going on radio, not TV.
00:45:04Can you just sit back down so we can practise?
00:45:06Actually, no, hold on a moment.
00:45:08Tabby, I want you to sing your part,
00:45:10and I want everyone to follow Sandy's lead
00:45:12and dance like her.
00:45:15What?
00:45:16You want us to move?
00:45:17Yeah, we've got to put some originality into this.
00:45:20We can't let the audience know all our secrets.
00:45:22Dancing is a good way to keep the energy up.
00:45:25You can't be serious.
00:45:27Yeah, I'm serious.
00:45:28You didn't see how good I'd look from here.
00:45:30Now let's get some movement in this solo and try again.
00:45:36In God we trust.
00:45:40He brings warmth to my day.
00:45:45He hears my call.
00:45:48And his special soul I say.
00:45:53Praise to him and all that rejoice.
00:45:57Praise to the Lord and let him hear my voice.
00:46:11You scared me.
00:46:12I'm sorry, Margaret.
00:46:13I can't take it anymore.
00:46:14She's ruining everything.
00:46:15Whoa, calm down.
00:46:17She doesn't understand the concept of solo.
00:46:20And on top of that, I want to know who she really is.
00:46:23She just dropped out of the sky onto my doorstep.
00:46:26What's her deal?
00:46:27Why is she even here?
00:46:29How should I know?
00:46:31You know, someone who can find out.
00:46:34You mean my husband.
00:46:35Exactly.
00:46:37But I thought private investigators were a little extreme.
00:46:41Well, extreme situations call for extreme measures.
00:46:45Are you sure that's the best way to go about it?
00:46:47Yes, I'm sure.
00:46:49She can't just waltz in like she owns the place.
00:46:51Now, can you connect me to your husband or what?
00:46:55Harry?
00:46:57Tabitha?
00:46:59So, Margaret tells me you're looking for the best of the best of private investigators.
00:47:05Well, I'm just looking for a private investigator.
00:47:13Well, you got the best of the best.
00:47:16I need you to help me investigate someone.
00:47:19Her name is Sandy Mitchell McDermott Simmons.
00:47:24Okay.
00:47:25What's her deal?
00:47:26She's just taken over the church.
00:47:28Stolen my spotlight.
00:47:29And she's turning everything upside down.
00:47:31I need something that can help me regain my position in the church.
00:47:35Okay, well, you've come to the right place.
00:47:38I've got a nose for dirt and a eye for detail.
00:47:41Let's see what I can uncover.
00:47:43Is that all you need?
00:47:44Just her name?
00:47:46Trust me.
00:47:47It's more than enough.
00:47:51Especially with a name like Sandy Mitchell McDermott Simmons.
00:47:56I'll dig deep.
00:47:57Way deeper than anybody else could.
00:47:59You'll see.
00:48:00Well, I hope you can deliver.
00:48:02I need this.
00:48:05Don't worry.
00:48:06You're in good hands.
00:48:08I'm not just any investigator.
00:48:11I'm the best of the best.
00:48:15Yeah, you showed me that already.
00:48:36I love you.
00:48:39I love you.
00:48:43Put some sprinkles in it.
00:48:45Sprinkles.
00:48:46We need more sprinkles.
00:48:47Hey, more sprinkles.
00:48:52Whoa.
00:48:53We need more sprinkles.
00:48:56We need more sprinkles.
00:48:59We need more sprinkles.
00:49:01We need more sprinkles.
00:49:02Hey, more sprinkles.
00:49:03Hey.
00:49:04Babe.
00:49:06Surprise.
00:49:08We're making dessert.
00:49:09Well, well.
00:49:10What a lovely mess we have here.
00:49:11We're making dessert.
00:49:14It looks like a lovely project.
00:49:18Just one question.
00:49:19Yeah.
00:49:20What happened to my kitchen?
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:26It's a little, small little flower fight.
00:49:31Well, I can see you two are getting on splendidly.
00:49:34I don't want to interfere.
00:49:36I'm going to go to bed early.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:38I just wanted to update you on our sleeping arrangements.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:43Okay.
00:49:44You're allowed to sleep in the bed again.
00:49:47Really?
00:49:48Well, I, to be honest, I thought all this mess would have got me another week on the couch.
00:49:55The spare room's going to be free pretty soon.
00:49:57Have it.
00:49:58Ah!
00:50:02Ring the bells, ring the bells, the harvest celebration.
00:50:20Bring us together so all we share, one God, one body, one prayer.
00:50:42You know what, Sebastian?
00:50:44I've been thinking.
00:50:47If the church ever closes, God forbid, I might start my own faith-based singing reality show.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:55A singing show?
00:50:56Oh, yes.
00:50:57Picture it.
00:50:59Father Paul's heavenly harmonies.
00:51:01We would travel from church to church, finding that next big voice in gospel.
00:51:06And I'd play the judge and the host.
00:51:09It's divine.
00:51:11Sounds a bit ambitious.
00:51:13Ambitious?
00:51:14Sebastian, I could see it now.
00:51:17All of the church ladies would audition and I would sit there like Simon Cowell.
00:51:22You know, but holier.
00:51:24And I would say things like, your falsetto is a blessing, but your pitch could use some prayer.
00:51:35Right.
00:51:36And what would the grand prize be?
00:51:38A recording contract with the Vatican?
00:51:39Exactly.
00:51:41And maybe even a lifetime supply of communion wafers.
00:51:48Oh, Father.
00:51:50While I appreciate your creativity, reality TV might not be in your wheelhouse.
00:51:58Yeah, it's a little bit more complicated than running choir practice.
00:52:03You don't think I'd be good at it?
00:52:07Um, well, let's just say your strengths lie in more traditional forms of ministry.
00:52:14And reality TV, it's, um, how can I put this?
00:52:22Merciless.
00:52:24But I've got charisma, right?
00:52:26I mean, people love me.
00:52:28I could even have a catchphrase.
00:52:30After a bad performance, I could say, forgive me, my child, for that was a sin against music.
00:52:38You've got spirit.
00:52:39I'll give you that.
00:52:41That's why I think we'd make such a good team.
00:52:45You could direct the shows.
00:52:47I've already pictured you in one of those fancy judge chairs, turning around dramatically like, boom, there's the voice.
00:52:56I think I'll stick to choirs, thank you.
00:52:59Less drama, fewer reality TV tropes, you know?
00:53:04Of course, of course.
00:53:06You're right.
00:53:07Choir is where my heart is.
00:53:09But you know, if we ever need a backup plan, Father Paul's heavenly harmonies is always on the table.
00:53:18Here's to the choir.
00:53:21And to keeping you off television.
00:53:26And to Sandy, too.
00:53:28The girls are really excited about her performance.
00:53:32She's got the star quality, you know?
00:53:35Oh, darling, everyone nice.
00:53:41What have you got?
00:53:46So, I did a deep dive into Sandy's online presence.
00:53:52She doesn't have an online presence.
00:53:55Oh, yes, she does.
00:53:57And public records.
00:54:00Let's just say the woman has quite a history.
00:54:03All right, what did you find?
00:54:07Get ready for this.
00:54:11She has a knack for schemes.
00:54:13Have you ever heard of the pyramid scheme yoga retreat?
00:54:17What's that?
00:54:18Just what it sounds like.
00:54:20People forked out thousands for yoga while being promised that they'd make money while recruiting others.
00:54:28It's a classic.
00:54:30And Sandy, she's a master at these things.
00:54:35Okay.
00:54:37Is that old?
00:54:38Oh, no.
00:54:39Not even close.
00:54:42Check this out.
00:54:45She was also behind the herbal tea scandal.
00:54:49The miracle herbal tea scandal.
00:54:55Sold like hotcakes.
00:54:56Well, it was just plain old regular tea wrapped up in a fancy lake.
00:55:02Are you serious?
00:55:04That's perfect.
00:55:06Hold on, hold on.
00:55:07There's more.
00:55:10This woman's life is a wild ride of scams.
00:55:14She's dabbled in everything from self-help seminars to exclusive online auctions.
00:55:27There are more red flags here than a bullfight.
00:55:32She has a history of jumping from hustle to hustle.
00:55:38And she's never even left the country.
00:55:41What a fraud.
00:55:43That's exactly what I needed.
00:55:46I knew you'd love it.
00:55:48I've got everything documented.
00:55:50Newspaper articles, social media posts, even some scathing customer reviews.
00:56:00A thief.
00:56:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:03She's not a thief.
00:56:04A thief steals quickly behind your back.
00:56:08Sandy's a scam artist.
00:56:11The scam artist steals slowly right in front of you.
00:56:16So, the only question is, what is she stealing?
00:56:22If you can figure that out, you'll get her in the act.
00:56:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:32Are you OK?
00:56:34What's wrong with you?
00:56:35Right, where are we going?
00:56:35With Oxford Street.
00:56:37I always told you.
00:56:40Oxford Street, please.
00:56:42All right.
00:56:43Thank you very much.
00:56:44OK, so, here's what you...
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46First, you need to learn this word.
00:56:47Je t'achète.
00:56:48Je t'achète.
00:56:49Ce que tu veux.
00:56:51Yeah, let's look at this.
00:56:52OK.
00:56:52OK, should I call her?
00:56:54Uh, well...
00:56:55Yeah, yeah, because you have a lot of mouth.
00:56:57Without Tabitha, she's nothing.
00:56:59Oh, really?
00:56:59Nobody!
00:57:02And nobody!
00:57:04Nobody!
00:57:18What are you hiding?
00:57:43What are you hiding?
00:58:07I mean, there's no cash in this house.
00:58:13What are you after?
00:58:13No, don't.
00:58:22That's it.
00:58:23That's it.
01:01:24But here's the kicker.
01:01:26The one in the church is only four pounds and barely a foot.
01:01:29You're serious?
01:01:34How many of these have you found?
01:01:36Well, I've counted about 11 so far.
01:01:39This one is actually the gold statue of St. Teresa.
01:01:44It's supposed to be solid gold, but the one in the church is brass but gold painted.
01:01:49Wow.
01:01:50She really thought she could get away with it.
01:01:53See?
01:01:54They're all wrong.
01:01:58All of this is gold, but we need a plan.
01:02:05Well, I reckon at the next church event I'll set up a trap for her.
01:02:11When she tries to swap another one out, when she tries to swap another one out, we'll be ready
01:02:14for her and we can catch her in the act.
01:02:18I like the way you think.
01:02:20I like the way you think.
01:02:24These are easy to hide.
01:02:27And they have a GPS homing device built in.
01:02:30Just put them on the remaining valuables and if she takes one, you'll know it.
01:02:36Are you serious?
01:02:39All right.
01:02:41Well, if we can track her to the stolen goods, we'll have proof.
01:02:45Then we'll show it to Father Paul and the rest of the congregation.
01:02:48That'll be enough evidence that we need to show them how much of a fraud she is.
01:02:54And I'll take all this evidence and put it into a neat presentation.
01:03:00Once they see the side by side comparisons, she won't have a leg to stand on.
01:03:07This is going to be the best reveal in church history.
01:03:12Wow.
01:03:13You've really done your homework, Tabitha.
01:03:17This is going to be one for the books.
01:03:22I'll even add some dramatic music for effect when we reveal it.
01:03:27Let's not get too carried away now.
01:03:28Let's keep it classy.
01:03:30I just can't believe how deep this goes.
01:03:33Wow.
01:03:33It's actually infuriating.
01:03:37Well, you're not alone in this anymore.
01:03:41We'll get to the bottom of it.
01:03:44It's time for me to take back my church.
01:03:49Well, let's get this show on the road.
01:03:52It's time to turn the tables.
01:03:56I can't believe when it's almost here.
01:03:59The Harvest Festival is going to be amazing.
01:04:04Oh, and the dancing?
01:04:05The dancing is going to blow everyone away.
01:04:08They must have loved the new part for our dance.
01:04:13Oh, yes, Sandy.
01:04:15You've made quite the impact.
01:04:17All those changes that you've made, it's really going to be a night no-one forgets.
01:04:22Yeah, it's going to be something, huh?
01:04:24You know, I can't wait to see you two out there together.
01:04:27You know, I've never ever seen a choir so lively like this before.
01:04:31Oh, yes, the girls are having so much fun with it.
01:04:36You can feel the energy, you know?
01:04:40It's really going to get people moving.
01:04:42I'm sure all eyes are going to be on you with all the special touches that you've added.
01:04:49It's going to be all eyes on you during the celebrations.
01:04:52Oh, stop.
01:04:54It's not all about me.
01:04:56It's a group effort.
01:04:59But the dancing will set things up for sure.
01:05:02Mm-hmm.
01:05:04It's really going to get people out of the seat.
01:05:07Just wait.
01:05:10I don't doubt it.
01:05:11It's all about making movements, isn't it?
01:05:14All those slight movements that no-one notices at first,
01:05:17but by the end of the night, everyone will see what's been really going on.
01:05:20You know something?
01:05:21I've got to say, this whole thing sounds amazing.
01:05:25You know, thought church stuff could have been this fun.
01:05:29Maybe it's a good thing Sandy would come after one of her tubs.
01:05:35Yes, it's been an enlightening experience.
01:05:38It's interesting how someone new can teach you so much about what's important.
01:05:42Isn't it, Sandy?
01:05:44Absolutely.
01:05:45You've got to shake things up to keep it fresh.
01:05:47I've always believed that.
01:05:50If you're not willing to change, you get left behind.
01:05:53Change, yes.
01:05:56But sometimes it's also interesting to find out what people are really capable of
01:06:00when you push them to their limits.
01:06:02Well, I'm all about pushing boundaries, so...
01:06:05I'm in my limit.
01:06:07I'm sure we'll get to see how far you're willing to go on Friday night.
01:06:11I'll be watching very closely.
01:06:16SHE LAUGHS
01:06:18Sis?
01:06:19You better be on your best behaviour, cos my lovely Tammy Fahir
01:06:24has them lovely, pretty eyes...
01:06:27..watching you.
01:06:28SHE LAUGHS
01:06:30Oh, I wouldn't miss a thing, after all.
01:06:33What would the Harvest Festival be without you there in the spotlight
01:06:37showing everyone how it's done?
01:06:38Right.
01:06:40I'm gonna make sure it's the best one, yeah?
01:06:45I'm sure it will be.
01:06:47I am.
01:06:51Sorry.
01:06:52Oh, it's so slow.
01:06:56Tabitha, what are you doing?
01:06:59Oh, just Harry's GPS stickers for insurance.
01:07:04Insurance for what?
01:07:06Margaret, do you know what Sandy's been doing?
01:07:09What are you talking about?
01:07:10She's been stealing from the church.
01:07:13Swapping out all our precious artefacts for cheap replicas.
01:07:17I've had everything measured, weighed, compared.
01:07:20The sizes are off, the weights are wrong.
01:07:23For all the artefacts.
01:07:24And that's just what we know so far.
01:07:26But, why would Sandy do something like that?
01:07:29Ugh, why does anybody do anything?
01:07:31For money, the thrill of it, whatever the reason.
01:07:33She's been getting away with it.
01:07:35But not for much longer.
01:07:38But how did you figure this all out?
01:07:41Harry did.
01:07:42Your husband's connection was a godsend.
01:07:44I've got all the documentation, pictures, measurements.
01:07:47She can't get away with this, Margaret.
01:07:51Well, I'm happy to help, but stealing from the church? Sandy?
01:07:57It's just, it's, it's unbelievable.
01:08:01Well, believe it.
01:08:03I, you really thought of everything.
01:08:06I always do.
01:08:08Well, what if she suspects something?
01:08:12She won't.
01:08:14Not until it's too late.
01:08:16And by that point, she'll sleep up and I'll be ready to catch her.
01:08:27She really never runs out of energy, huh?
01:08:31If they ever run out of power at the harvest fest, just stick a mark in front of her.
01:08:35You know, that voice fest would light her the whole block.
01:08:38She's...
01:08:40Uncontainable.
01:08:41Isn't she?
01:08:42I'm sure someone will contain her eventually.
01:08:46Babe.
01:08:48Are you sure you're okay with all these changes?
01:08:51I mean, I think the dance that she added to your solo is, you know, something.
01:08:57Oh, I'm absolutely fine, Cecil.
01:08:59In fact, I'm thrilled.
01:09:01The more Sandy shines tonight, the more everyone will see her true colours.
01:09:04Oh.
01:09:06So that's why you're putting on I'm definitely planning something outfit.
01:09:10Feels like you're about to accept a CEO award or start a very, very polite war.
01:09:15Oh, you know me. I always like to be prepared for anything.
01:09:19Mm, I know.
01:09:20Hey, Tavs.
01:09:20Do you think they have a spotlight on me for the finale?
01:09:24I'm really feeling like I'm the star tonight.
01:09:27Jesus.
01:09:29So we've downgraded from Tabby to Tabs, huh?
01:09:32Mm.
01:09:33I'm sure the spotlight will find you one way or another, Sandy.
01:09:37Well, you're in a good mood tonight, Tabs.
01:09:42Don't even think about it.
01:09:43I mean, I mean, all right, all right. I mean, Tabby fair.
01:09:46Maybe you and Sandy are finally bonding.
01:09:50You know, this could be a good turning point.
01:09:53You know, sister-in-laws that slay together.
01:09:56Stay together.
01:09:58I'm sure we're going to be even closer after tonight.
01:10:01Well, whatever happens, I'm proud of you.
01:10:05I mean, Tabby fair.
01:10:09Maybe you and Sandy are finally bonding, huh?
01:10:13You know, this could be a turning point.
01:10:18You guys ready?
01:10:19This is going to be epic!
01:10:22Oh, yes, Sandy. I'm sure it's going to be epic.
01:10:25Well, sounds like I just want my applause.
01:10:31You two, beautiful ladies of mine, are going to be great.
01:10:36Just don't...
01:10:38Don't...
01:10:39Just don't make any faints, okay?
01:10:42Come on.
01:10:43My beautiful wife.
01:10:46My beautiful sister.
01:10:49Shall we?
01:10:51We'd be honoured.
01:10:52Let's go.
01:10:53But first, men first, okay?
01:10:55All right, men first, thank you.
01:11:20We'll be back.
01:11:22It's been nice, huh?
01:11:23I got a feeling this got everyone for this book.
01:11:26Oh, I've got to run to the bathroom real quick.
01:11:29Right, right.
01:11:42You're Tabitha, right?
01:11:44Uh, uh, yeah.
01:11:46Solo, senior.
01:11:47Mm-hmm.
01:11:48Pretty big day today.
01:11:49How are you feeling?
01:11:52Excited? Nervous?
01:11:54One of the gold crucifixers just got taken.
01:11:56What?
01:11:59Sorry.
01:12:08Tabitha?
01:12:09What are you doing back here?
01:12:11You...
01:12:12I know what you've been doing.
01:12:14I was doing well, yeah.
01:12:15I've been in the bathroom.
01:12:16You've been stealing from the church.
01:12:18Replacing artefacts.
01:12:20You think you're so clever, don't you?
01:12:22I've been tracking everything.
01:12:24I've been watching you.
01:12:26What? Tabitha?
01:12:27I...
01:12:27I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:29I didn't steal anything.
01:12:31You think you're going to fool everyone?
01:12:33Not tonight.
01:12:34I have proof.
01:12:36I...
01:12:36I haven't done anything.
01:12:38You're acting crazy.
01:12:39Look.
01:12:40There it is.
01:12:42It's moving.
01:12:43I know it's you.
01:12:44You've been caught red-handed.
01:12:46Tabitha, that's not me.
01:12:47I don't even know what this is.
01:12:49I've been in the bathroom.
01:12:50Don't lie to me.
01:12:52I'm going to make sure everyone knows what you've done.
01:12:55You've got it all wrong.
01:12:57I'm not your enemy.
01:12:59I don't know why you're doing this, but I swear I'm not who you think I am.
01:13:06You don't fool me, Sandy.
01:13:08You might have charmed everyone else, but I see right through you.
01:13:15Tabitha, I don't want to fight with you.
01:13:18I just want us to get along.
01:13:20Whatever you think I've done, I promise it's not true.
01:13:25I'm not your enemy, Tabitha.
01:13:28But, look.
01:13:29The gold crucifix is moving again.
01:13:32I think we need to follow it.
01:13:35What's going on?
01:13:37We need to go after it.
01:13:39I think it's leading us somewhere important.
01:13:42Where?
01:13:43The parish office.
01:13:44Did someone say parish office?
01:13:46Come in.
01:13:47Okay, guys.
01:13:48The marks are about to roll.
01:13:50Are we ready?
01:13:51No.
01:13:52What?
01:13:53Long story.
01:13:54Ain't no time to tell it.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:14:02Father Paul?
01:14:04Tabitha, I...
01:14:05What are you doing?
01:14:07So you are the one that's been stealing all of this time?
01:14:12I'm not stealing.
01:14:14Yes, you were.
01:14:15We caught you.
01:14:16I'm hiding them.
01:14:19Hiding them?
01:14:21Yes.
01:14:22The archdiocese has asked me to replace all the relics with fakes.
01:14:28We're going to go broke soon, and they didn't want the bank to take our assets to pay off our
01:14:34debts.
01:14:37Oh.
01:14:39You're not a criminal.
01:14:40You've just been trying to protect the relics.
01:14:43I'm sorry I did it so secretly.
01:14:46I just didn't want to cause panic in the congregation.
01:14:50Okay, everyone, please listen.
01:14:52I have something to say.
01:14:56I know the church has been through a difficult time.
01:15:00And Father Paul has made some terrible choices.
01:15:05But I believe we can turn it around.
01:15:07Oh, please, Sandy, now is not the time for a motivational speech, okay?
01:15:10The Harvest Fest is over.
01:15:12The church is over.
01:15:13No, please listen.
01:15:16In my world...
01:15:17Will you stop?
01:15:18Like, we know you're a fake, okay?
01:15:20No.
01:15:21Hear me out.
01:15:22In my worldly travel, I was briefly married to a big tech investor.
01:15:28He was a nut job, and when we got divorced, he flooded the internet with all kinds of lies about
01:15:35me.
01:15:36Saying I was a criminal, and a scam artist, and a recluse.
01:15:41It was all lies.
01:15:44It was all lies.
01:15:45It was a crazy ordeal, and it took everything in me to fight back.
01:15:51But I sued him.
01:15:53And I won.
01:15:56I was awarded lots of money.
01:16:00I want to use that money to pay off the church debt.
01:16:04You could do that for us?
01:16:07Absolutely.
01:16:08This church is a pillar of our community.
01:16:10It deserves to thrive, not to struggle under the weight of debt.
01:16:15But you don't even know how much we owe.
01:16:19Trust me, I have enough to pay it off.
01:16:22Or I could still sell my house in South Gordon.
01:16:26What?
01:16:27I know I came into your life like a whirlwind.
01:16:30But I'm not here to take anything away from you.
01:16:33I just want to be a part of this family.
01:16:39But...
01:16:40I mean, the church does mean a lot to all of us.
01:16:43You would be willing to use your money like that?
01:16:57When my dad took me away...
01:17:03It was the worst day of my life.
01:17:08You remember how he always hated those messy, crazy side of me.
01:17:16He said I wasn't behaving like a proper young lady.
01:17:22And...
01:17:24Nobody would ever want me.
01:17:30So I shrank.
01:17:34And I tried to become the woman he wanted me to be.
01:17:38You know?
01:17:40Anything for his approval.
01:17:46And...
01:17:47After the divorce...
01:17:48Well...
01:17:50I was a shadow myself.
01:17:54I didn't even know who I was anymore.
01:17:59I know I can be a bit too much.
01:18:02And...
01:18:03Even a bit of a...
01:18:05Clots.
01:18:10But you know what?
01:18:11I learned to embrace every part of me.
01:18:15Even the messy, weird, quirky side of me.
01:18:21What?
01:18:24Therapy helped me understand that I was running away from the person who truly accepted me for me.
01:18:30My brother.
01:18:36That's why I came back.
01:18:40But what I didn't expect...
01:18:42Was for this church...
01:18:45And this choir...
01:18:47To embrace me...
01:18:49The way you did.
01:18:52So see?
01:18:53It's not just about the money.
01:18:56It's about showing everyone that I care.
01:18:59I want to be here for you.
01:19:03For all of you.
01:19:07You know what?
01:19:08Maybe I've been so focused on protecting my place.
01:19:12But...
01:19:12I think it's time I let someone else in.
01:19:17We can do this together.
01:19:19I'm not here to replace anyone.
01:19:22I don't want to take anything away from you.
01:19:25I just want to support this community.
01:19:31You're a blessing, Sandy.
01:19:36You know what?
01:19:37You might just be the sister I never knew I needed.
01:19:40Really?
01:19:42Really.
01:19:47And you?
01:19:49I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
01:19:51You're a good man.
01:19:53You know what's all good?
01:19:55You know it's all bad after all.
01:20:02OK, guys, listen.
01:20:03The mics are still about to drop.
01:20:06And Tabitha, Tabitha, it's showtime.
01:20:09This is the show you've been waiting for.
01:20:13Actually, Sebastian,
01:20:15what do you say we make this a duet?
01:20:19OK.
01:20:30Ring the bells, ring the bells,
01:20:34all the celebration.
01:20:38Ring the bells, ring the bells,
01:20:41fruits of God's creation.
01:20:44In a world so much suffering and pain.
01:20:51We must be the wicked so there's no hunger again.
01:20:57Lift our spirits and lift our nation.
01:21:00Let us enjoy your creation.
01:21:03Bring us together so whole we share.
01:21:07One God, one body, one prayer.
01:21:12Unity spirit, we gather and pray.
01:21:15Soon we have a brighter day.
01:21:19Ring the bells, ring the bells,
01:21:22all the celebration.
01:21:25Ring the bells, ring the bells,
01:21:29fruits of God's creation.
01:21:32You've been sowing and praying fasting.
01:21:36Nice time for you to receive it.
01:21:39You've been sowing,
01:21:40playing fasting.
01:21:42Nice time for you to receive it.
01:21:46Ring the bells, ring the bells,
01:21:51drink!!!
01:21:51It's time for harvest!!
01:21:52Ring the bells, ring the bells,
01:21:54bring!!!
01:21:54Cast of time yiint
01:22:01Ring the bell, ring the bell
01:22:05Fruits of God's creation
01:22:07Ring the bell, ring the bell
01:22:11Fruits of God's creation
01:22:16Ring the bell, ring the bell
01:22:20Ring the bell, ring the bell
01:22:26Ring the bell
01:22:44To God we trust
01:22:46He brings warmth to our day
01:22:51He heals my heart
01:22:56And He's special, so I say
01:23:00Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:23:04Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:23:15In God we trust
01:23:20He gave us faith and joy
01:23:23He spread His love
01:23:28To every boy and every girl
01:23:32Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:23:37Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:23:47In God we trust
01:23:50In God we trust
01:23:51In God we trust
01:23:52In God we trust
01:24:23He gave us faith and joy
01:24:27Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:24:41Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:24:42And let Him hear my voice
01:24:46And let Him hear my voice
01:25:12Thank you
01:25:12Thank you
01:25:14Thank you
01:25:15Thank you
01:25:15Thank you
01:25:17For three years
01:25:18I can't take you
01:25:18In God we trust
01:25:18In God we trust
01:25:27In God we trust
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