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00:00:36The concession stand's all closed down.
00:00:38Okay, great.
00:00:40I still gotta check the PQ for the DCP.
00:00:42But I might just say fuck it.
00:00:45You can hang and watch it if you want.
00:00:46Or feel free to take off.
00:00:48You know, I'm cool. Thanks, though.
00:00:50I'm kind of in the midst of this Hitchcock retrospective
00:00:52that's about to leave the Criterion channel,
00:00:54so I think I'm just gonna head home.
00:00:55That's cool. I didn't know that they did retrospectives.
00:00:58I still don't have the Criterion channel.
00:01:00But I do still got some Criterion Hitchcock on Blu-ray and DVD.
00:01:04Nice.
00:01:05You know, bonus features on deck.
00:01:08And the essays in the booklets are usually on point.
00:01:11I really enjoy being able to read up about a film
00:01:13right after I see it.
00:01:15Provides a bit more context and perspective.
00:01:17Maybe I should pick up a few the next time
00:01:19they have a flash sale or something.
00:01:21Now you're talking.
00:01:26I can't believe this is the last week for the theater.
00:01:29Yeah.
00:01:30What can you do?
00:01:33People just don't care about going to the theater as much,
00:01:35not that they have such access to movies to click of a button.
00:01:39I guess I'm just a part of the problem.
00:01:41No.
00:01:42I mean, it makes sense.
00:01:44The movie business was thriving in the 30s and 40s,
00:01:47but that was because that was the only access people had to the moving image.
00:01:51Then once television really came in full swing in the 50s,
00:01:54it changed everything.
00:01:57Do you think movie theaters will make it, like, still be around in a hundred years?
00:02:03Yeah.
00:02:04I think so.
00:02:06In one way or another.
00:02:08I mean, you can't replicate the experience at home of seeing a great movie on a giant screen.
00:02:15And then you add the audience participation element,
00:02:17and it makes it even more its own thing.
00:02:21Yeah.
00:02:23Hopefully audiences will be able to fully come out to the theaters again someday.
00:02:29Well, dial in for murder is calling my name.
00:02:32You gonna hang around?
00:02:34Eh, probably not.
00:02:36I'm kinda beat.
00:02:37I'm just gonna finish up here and then take off.
00:02:40Go ahead and get on out of here, Mr. McGuffin.
00:02:42Have a good night, though.
00:02:43You too, Nick.
00:03:08Don't go out of here.
00:03:09There's going in the right room.
00:03:10You too.
00:03:10You too.
00:03:12You too.
00:03:12Oh, my no.
00:03:15Gets.
00:03:15I don't know if you're going down there.
00:03:16You too.
00:03:19Got it.
00:03:21I need to go around.
00:03:22I need to go around.
00:04:19Oh, Winston, you scared me.
00:04:23Sorry, Miss Valerie.
00:04:26It's okay. I was just surprised.
00:04:28Hi, Cecilia.
00:04:30Hello, Miss Valerie.
00:04:36You both know that's my first name, right?
00:04:39And only my mother calls me that.
00:04:41My friends call me Val.
00:04:46Sorry, Miss Valerie.
00:04:50Okay.
00:04:50Well, I'm out of here.
00:04:53Have a good night.
00:04:54You too.
00:04:57Good night, Miss Valerie.
00:04:58All right.
00:05:41Fuck.
00:06:06I don't know.
00:06:35I don't know.
00:07:19I don't know.
00:07:40I don't know.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:55I don't know.
00:09:06I don't know.
00:09:07Sorry, we can't take credit cards right now.
00:09:12Oh, you guys are closing?
00:09:14Yeah, with streaming and COVID and everything.
00:09:17Kind of puts the theater in a bad position.
00:09:20I'm sorry to hear.
00:09:21Do you have an ATM inside?
00:09:23No.
00:09:24I'm sorry.
00:09:26Don't sweat.
00:09:27I'll just run to run and grab from Tad.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Sorry for the trouble.
00:09:30No worries.
00:09:32This is why I never go to the fucking movies.
00:09:37What, were we not playing the porn flick that guy wanted to see?
00:09:39You have such a one-track mind.
00:09:41What?
00:09:42What's wrong with porn?
00:09:43Well, besides the fact that it objectifies women.
00:09:46Okay, Mr. Me Too.
00:09:49Have you ever seen like a classic erotic film?
00:09:51Oh, you know what?
00:09:53Last week I...
00:09:53No.
00:09:55You should check one out sometime.
00:09:57And mind you, not all porn is about women.
00:10:00Some is about transgender people, and others are about homosexuality.
00:10:05And there are female porn directors.
00:10:08Like Roberta Finley.
00:10:09She was a pioneer of 60s exploitation.
00:10:12Oh.
00:10:13Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a clitoris connoisseur.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18Okay, well, I have quite the collection of classic erotica.
00:10:22In the 70s, it was considered chic and like in, almost mainstream in a way.
00:10:27And there were stories and plots.
00:10:30It wasn't just about fucking.
00:10:33And hey, what's wrong with watching people fuck anyways?
00:10:35I mean, we all do it.
00:10:37Well, not everybody.
00:10:41Incel.
00:10:42No.
00:10:43Oh, no.
00:10:43Don't fucking know feeling one girlfriend me.
00:10:46Okay, anyways, most people have sex.
00:10:50That's how we all got here anyway, through one sexual act or another?
00:10:54Yeah, I kind of see what you're saying.
00:10:57American culture is quite repressed when it comes to sexuality.
00:11:00It's kind of weird how violence in film is accepted and rated PG-13,
00:11:05while sex is rated R or X.
00:11:09Exactly.
00:11:12Snimchi-boochies.
00:11:34What did you hit, Ray?
00:11:36I don't know.
00:11:37Bird or something?
00:11:43Only a handful of people showed up?
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:47I don't know if this fucking place was going under.
00:11:49I mean, what do you expect?
00:11:50It's a mad man, a weekday.
00:11:52Yeah, but it seems like people don't really care about going to the movies anymore.
00:11:57It kind of makes sense.
00:11:59Especially when you can stream whatever and whenever for only a few bucks a month.
00:12:03Yeah.
00:12:04Yeah, but it's not the same.
00:12:07I mean, going to the movies has got its own vibe.
00:12:10You know, it's more cinematic.
00:12:11It's the big screen.
00:12:39It's the big screen.
00:12:48Could you grab some small cups?
00:12:51I just ran out.
00:12:52Gotcha.
00:12:55Gotcha.
00:13:04Fuck.
00:13:06These motherfuckers, man.
00:13:15Uh, dude, where are the cups?
00:13:18Yeah, okay.
00:13:21What are you talking about?
00:13:24I'll tell you, man, you and Dan got way too much time on your hands.
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:29Oh, there aren't any cups, Jake, because, you know, Jake just loves to fuck with Wiley.
00:13:34Good stuff.
00:13:35What do you mean there aren't any cups?
00:13:38Where are all the cups?
00:13:40Dude, I think we're missing a bit more than cups.
00:13:46Hey, did you just donate all the concessions from the stockroom?
00:13:50No.
00:13:51Yeah, well, the stockroom is completely empty.
00:13:56What did you stoners do with all the candy?
00:13:59Dan, listen.
00:14:00I came in here to do stock, okay?
00:14:02I took some stuff out.
00:14:03When I left, the stockroom was completely filled.
00:14:05Everything was cool.
00:14:06Then Jake asked me to grab some cups.
00:14:08When I come back, everything in the stockroom was gone.
00:14:11Oh, yes, I get it.
00:14:14It's the last week and all, but that doesn't mean you've got to rob a place blind.
00:14:17We didn't take anything.
00:14:21Where's Rachel?
00:14:23She's in the box office.
00:14:33Did you take all the stock out of the stockroom?
00:14:36Huh?
00:14:38Just answer the question.
00:14:41No, why?
00:14:42Did you see anybody take the stock out of the stockroom?
00:14:45Dan, what the heck are you talking about?
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:49What is this?
00:14:50Is this just let's make the manager look stupid, Dave?
00:14:52No, seriously, we're not kidding around, man.
00:14:56Look, maybe somebody broke in, took everything, and went out the back.
00:15:01Yeah, but I was only gone for like two minutes.
00:15:03Listen, there's no way they took everything out that quick.
00:15:06Yeah, those soda syrup boxes weigh like 50 pounds.
00:15:11All right.
00:15:13Well, whatever.
00:15:15It's the last week.
00:15:16I was just going to give it to you guys who ever wanted that crap anyways.
00:15:19Harold doesn't want it anymore.
00:15:21So I guess the joke's on you.
00:15:29Don't take me the fucking money.
00:15:31Okay?
00:15:36Okay.
00:15:37What if I really like it?
00:15:44Thanks.
00:15:45All right.
00:16:26All right.
00:16:30I just saw someone jerking it in the bathroom.
00:16:34Oh.
00:16:35Someone just flashed you with a boner?
00:16:37Well, no, but I saw someone jacking off in a stall.
00:16:41Huh.
00:16:42Dude, why are you lurking on people in the stall?
00:16:43Dude, I wasn't lurking.
00:16:46I mean, well, I kind of was, but I was just walking by, doing my bathroom check, and someone
00:16:51spanking it.
00:16:52It was kind of hard to miss.
00:16:55Kind of hard?
00:16:57That's what she said.
00:17:13Hey, have you heard from Nick today?
00:17:16No.
00:17:18Yeah.
00:17:18He's supposed to meet up with me tonight and help me out with my short.
00:17:22Yeah, you know how he is, man.
00:17:24Well, you shoot at the theater tomorrow.
00:17:26If he doesn't show up, I'm kind of screwed.
00:17:35Hey, you think you could make it out?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:42Sure.
00:17:44Awesome.
00:17:45Oh, we start when the theater closes, but if you could get here a little earlier, that'd
00:17:49be great.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:51All right, man.
00:17:52All right.
00:17:53Well, I got to run, but I'll catch you tomorrow, right?
00:17:55Got it.
00:17:56Thanks.
00:18:36All right.
00:18:58Thanks, Wally.
00:19:02Well, boys, let's dip the beat.
00:19:04Well, now, ain't that a beautiful sight?
00:19:06After you, Art's delight to me, Gizzard.
00:19:08I'll find a glass for you, Miss Thompson.
00:19:10What for?
00:19:10Down the hatch.
00:19:12Now, there's a lady after me own art.
00:19:14Friend of mine slipped me there just before I left Honolulu.
00:19:17Not that you'll need it, Sadie, said he.
00:19:18And right he was, Sadie.
00:19:20You're not the type that needs Hoots to pep you up.
00:19:22I was born Hoots.
00:19:24Holy Wally, look at this.
00:19:25The Wabash Blue.
00:19:26Music and a nipple liquor.
00:19:28That's what a rainy day is for, says Art.
00:19:42The Wabash Blue.
00:19:43The Wabash Blue.
00:19:45The Wabash Blue.
00:19:45The Wabash Blue.
00:19:56Busted!
00:19:58The fuck, man?
00:19:59I'm too hot for this shit.
00:20:01Dude, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:20:03You don't smoke weed in the building.
00:20:05If you're going to, just hit the fucking vape, man.
00:20:08Come on, dude, what's the matter, huh?
00:20:10It's the last week.
00:20:12Yeah, now it's gonna reek in here.
00:20:18We don't open for another 20 minutes.
00:20:23Alright, well, let me get into that, too.
00:20:26There we go.
00:20:28Dude, what are you gonna do after you leave here?
00:20:32I don't know.
00:20:34I think I'm just gonna take some time off,
00:20:36collect my bearings and some unemployment while I'm at it.
00:20:39I hear you, man.
00:20:43It's fucking bullshit, man.
00:20:46I mean, it's like everything I love is being taken away from me.
00:20:50Video stores, record stores, shit, movie theaters.
00:20:54What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
00:20:59But it's like, isn't technology supposed to make our lives better?
00:21:04I feel like it's making my shit worse.
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08I was driving around the other night after I left a flick.
00:21:11And normally I'd maybe hit up the video store and see if they have any cool, like, new stuff for
00:21:17sale.
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19But now that those are all gone, I just go home.
00:21:24Surf through the streaming channels.
00:21:27It's just not the same.
00:21:29Shit's fucking weak, man.
00:21:31What about you?
00:21:32I mean, you got anything lined up?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:36Supposed to be starting over at all for a buck next week.
00:21:40Nice.
00:21:41No.
00:21:42No.
00:21:42No, not really.
00:21:43Not at all.
00:21:46I don't give a shit about that fucking story, man.
00:21:49If I had to put up with a whole bunch of stupid bullshit and listen to horrible music all day.
00:21:54And then deal with idiot ass customers coming in and asking me where shit is.
00:22:00Hoping I don't fucking kill myself.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:11Shit.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:21How you doing, my darling?
00:22:24This place looks absolutely hideous.
00:22:29Come on in.
00:22:33Don't worry about the mess.
00:22:34This atrocity will be gone soon enough.
00:22:37Please, please, this way.
00:22:48What is that ghastly smell?
00:22:57Hey.
00:22:58Hey.
00:22:59Hey.
00:23:00Who are those people?
00:23:01They're investors.
00:23:03Harold's looking to tear this building down so he can put up condos.
00:23:06Oh, shit, man.
00:23:08What the fuck?
00:23:09Pretty much.
00:23:11Have you seen Nick yet?
00:23:12No.
00:23:14Okay, well, I should probably call him.
00:23:17Okay.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:29Yo, dude.
00:23:30It's Dan.
00:23:31Where are you at?
00:23:32You were supposed to be in the theater 30 minutes ago.
00:23:33No.
00:23:35Call me back.
00:23:38Ah.
00:23:39Yeah, well.
00:23:40Guess I'll text Val, see if she can come in.
00:23:43Ooh.
00:23:44That'll make her day.
00:23:53You, my baby, you are lovely.
00:23:58Oh, it's so hot in here.
00:23:59So hot.
00:24:04Oh, you.
00:24:06Don't be jealous.
00:24:06It's okay.
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:12Ah.
00:24:14See you soon.
00:24:34Oof.
00:24:36Look, someone had a rough night.
00:24:38Fuck off.
00:24:45There's nobody even here.
00:24:47Why the fuck did I come in for this?
00:24:50Hey, you never know.
00:24:52Might be a mad dash for popcorn.
00:24:54People might start running out of toilet paper again and need some kernels to wipe their ass with.
00:24:59That doesn't even make any sense.
00:25:04And the popcorn is shady enough as it is.
00:25:14I kinda like the popcorn.
00:25:17Where the fuck is Nick?
00:25:19Uh, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
00:25:23You worked on Sunday, right?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:25He stayed the whole shift and shut the theater down with me.
00:25:28Well, it's not like him to be a no-call-no-show.
00:25:31No.
00:25:32I hope he's okay.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:34I'm gonna be a no-call-no-show.
00:25:34I'm gonna be a no-call-no-show.
00:25:52I'm gonna be a no-call-no-show.
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:07Um, hi.
00:26:09Can I buy a ticket?
00:26:11Yeah.
00:26:12So sorry.
00:26:13Yes.
00:26:14That'll be $10.
00:26:25Enjoy the show.
00:26:26Thanks.
00:26:52Hello?
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:54How you doin'?
00:26:55What can I get ya?
00:26:55Two please?
00:26:56Sure thing.
00:26:57That'll be $20.
00:27:03So we'll be speaking next week. Great. Thank you
00:27:25Can I help you
00:27:28If it's money you're after I don't have any cash
00:27:31Go on
00:27:32Shoo, shoo you're vagrant
00:27:42Stop please
00:28:12You're vagrant
00:28:14You're vagrant
00:28:17You're vagrant
00:28:21You're vagrant
00:28:24You're vagrant
00:28:26You're vagrant
00:28:26You're vagrant
00:28:27You're vagrant
00:28:27You're vagrant
00:28:28You're vagrant
00:28:28You're vagrant
00:28:29You're vagrant
00:28:30You're vagrant
00:28:34this is tearing me apart again yeah let's do it again hey man thanks for making it out
00:28:42appreciate it it's no problem want to meet him yeah
00:28:47hey this is wiley he'll be doing sound for us today uh this is mike and vanessa
00:28:52hi hey what's up what's happening let me show you the sound gear cool
00:29:01hey did you get a chance to check out that manual yep check it out last night before bed
00:29:05okay well while you get acclimated with this stuff i'm gonna finish setting up the shot
00:29:09if you have any questions just let me know sounds good
00:29:15did you hear what i did there
00:29:20okay walter merch thanks so how we doing so far i think we got it yeah cool um just about
00:29:29finished
00:29:30setting up the shot
00:29:50so when i came out of the bathroom i had toilet paper running down my panties
00:29:56oh shit literally
00:30:02and action
00:30:05what do you mean you don't love me anymore
00:30:08bang what are you talking about you were the only thing i love
00:30:13doesn't seem that way to me
00:30:16this is tearing me apart
00:30:18and that is a cut
00:30:22okay uh loving the intensity you're really giving time and wiseau a run for his money
00:30:27uh okay now let's try it like okay you know that she
00:30:43um and she doesn't know that she she dreamt all of this so this it wasn't even real right
00:30:57okay
00:30:57okay all right let's give it another try
00:31:01you good to go
00:31:02dude i don't know
00:31:04what do you mean
00:31:05just heard some weird shit
00:31:11let's uh uh dude you gotta understand everyone has their own method but you don't criticize
00:31:18the actors in front of them you do that behind their back
00:31:20no no no that's not what i'm talking about
00:31:22i heard some noises like like whispering
00:31:26like during the take
00:31:27no no no like just now while you were talking to the actors
00:31:31well if it wasn't during the take then whatever
00:31:33all right
00:31:38dude how high are you right now
00:31:40no no trust me you want me to be high for this
00:31:42it'll make it all sound better
00:31:44it's not anyway that's not what we're talking about right now
00:31:47you're sure
00:31:49yeah
00:31:50yeah you know you're probably right
00:31:51you'll probably be able to reach some other plane of sound design
00:31:54and that's what we do like
00:31:56but just let me know if it happens again during a take
00:31:58okay
00:31:59okay
00:31:59all right let's go again
00:32:13i'll be 475
00:32:21thanks enjoy the show
00:32:38so what do you think are in those bags
00:32:46i don't know
00:32:48i've been seeing that dude around for years
00:32:51he's almost got some plastic bags with them
00:32:53sadly i have never seen him here without that
00:32:57whatever's in him
00:32:58he's got to be a bit on the heavy side
00:33:00i mean look
00:33:02look like they have a little bit of weight
00:33:06look i wonder if he's got actual weights in them
00:33:10i used to have a friend of a friend who told me that his friend used to walk around his
00:33:14house
00:33:14constantly with weights you know just to build up his strength
00:33:17maybe the bag man is just trying to get his daily workout on
00:33:21maybe but that there isn't fun
00:33:25i bet he's got bombs in there
00:33:26he's gonna nuke a motherfucker whenever he feels the need
00:33:30yeah like bombs and buildings are fun
00:33:35i mean i guess he does kind of have a timothy mcveigh unibomber vibe about him
00:33:40could it be money
00:33:41like like all the money he has in the world
00:33:44i mean the bag man just doesn't have any faith in the banks
00:33:47so he carries all his money around constantly
00:33:50no no i can see that being problematic
00:33:52that basically makes him a constant walking target
00:33:54he could get mugged like wherever he went
00:33:59if it is money
00:34:02we should see if he wants to donate to save the theater
00:34:04i better get fired
00:34:07what the dude is here enough as it is i'm sure he would not want to see the place to
00:34:11go
00:34:12yeah i'm sure harold would sell this place to the highest bidder
00:34:53all right
00:34:56thank you
00:35:03so
00:35:10Have a nice day.
00:35:39Have a nice day.
00:36:30What the fuck dude, you freaked the fuck out of me.
00:36:33I'm sorry man, but look, you're gonna want to hear this.
00:36:50Right?
00:36:53Give it a listen.
00:36:54Play that back for her.
00:37:00Sure sounds like it, but it's kind of faint.
00:37:04Yeah, well the herald once told me that he thought this place was haunted.
00:37:08What?
00:37:09I want to stock your blood.
00:37:12That's Dracula, you goof.
00:37:17What was that?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:21It's the fucking cops.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, be quiet.
00:37:31Dude, dude.
00:37:33It's the fucking movie.
00:37:34Oh my god.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Jesus.
00:37:38You guys know that this building once burned down in the 30s.
00:37:42Really?
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44It was back when they still had nitrate film, which was highly flammable.
00:37:49Happened during a screening actually.
00:37:50They were doing a double bill of the Thin Man and after the Thin Man.
00:37:54And it was halfway through the second feature that the fire broke out in the projection booth.
00:37:59The people didn't even realize that there was a fire.
00:38:02They all just started shouting and booing to get the movie going again.
00:38:06And then a ride broke out.
00:38:08It was during the scuffle that the fire spread and people got trapped inside.
00:38:13Wait, people actually died here?
00:38:15Apparently.
00:38:16I think like a dozen or so.
00:38:18Man, it was crazy, man.
00:38:20So, so this place has like ghosts.
00:38:23We should try and summon the spirits.
00:38:26What, like with a Ouija board?
00:38:27No, with like a medium.
00:38:30You know of any?
00:38:31I have a friend of a friend who does.
00:38:33You should try and get a hold of him.
00:38:34We don't have much longer to figure out if this place is haunted.
00:38:36Okay.
00:38:37I'll give him a call.
00:38:38But you guys need to get back down on the floor.
00:38:41There's a lady present here.
00:38:43Did you say so?
00:38:44Oh.
00:38:46No, but it's always you guys and never you girls should get back up on the floor.
00:38:51You know, I mean, you walk around calling people girls, people think you're weird.
00:38:54But you say you guys and no one bats an eye.
00:38:57Hey, you guys!
00:38:59Oh, shut it, you fucking weasel.
00:39:00All right, all right.
00:39:01This is a battle for another day.
00:39:02But for now, would all of you guys and gals please get back down on the floor?
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:10But I'm not washing dishes.
00:39:14Fine.
00:39:15Why don't I grab the dishes?
00:39:17What?
00:39:18How am I supposed to be here today?
00:39:19I can now do what to do today.
00:39:20I can get here.
00:39:28Put it.
00:39:29I don't know.
00:40:05All right, let's all take a deep breath and try to relax.
00:40:19Okay, take some of the protection oil and put it on the back of your neck to ward against
00:40:27evil spirits.
00:40:36So, like, what kind of signs would there be if spirits could, like, be in the room with
00:40:40us right now?
00:40:42Well, what you want to look for is things in your peripheral vision, like light orbs
00:40:49and shadows.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54Also, goosebumps are a sign.
00:40:58Hmm, interesting.
00:41:03Also, if the room gets cold, that's another sign.
00:41:08Oh, well, maybe we should turn off the air conditioner.
00:41:11I'm already cold.
00:41:12Oh, should we turn on the heat?
00:41:14Guys, guys, come on.
00:41:17Be serious.
00:41:18Pay attention.
00:41:19Okay, okay.
00:41:20Are we set?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:30Light into dark turning.
00:41:32Luck be in the burning.
00:41:36With the ringing of the bell, let's hope to lift the spell.
00:41:43One, two, three.
00:41:46Let us all be able to see.
00:41:52Now, who are we summoning?
00:41:55I had a dog I love once.
00:41:58Well, I've been told that this building is pawned.
00:42:01I see.
00:42:03You see somebody?
00:42:05I sense an emotional imprint.
00:42:12They're laughing and they're...
00:42:16Something's funny.
00:42:18Wait, they?
00:42:19And something about a man on a diet?
00:42:25Yeah, they were here for a screening of The Thin Man.
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:32Did you see that movie Nightmare on Elm Street?
00:42:36Yeah, of course.
00:42:37Well, this was one time I got food poisoning while watching Freddy's Dead,
00:42:41so I never actually watched the whole thing.
00:42:43But, man, that shit was coming out of both ends.
00:42:47Ew, gross.
00:42:48Damn right.
00:42:49Wait, which one of those had Kevin Bacon in it?
00:42:51You're thinking of Friday the 13th.
00:42:53That's Jason.
00:42:55Really?
00:42:56Yeah.
00:42:57Oh.
00:42:57Well, I guess I haven't seen any of the Freddy movies.
00:43:01What?
00:43:02Okay, but you know what Freddy looks like, right?
00:43:06Yeah.
00:43:09They look like Freddy.
00:43:10They're burnt.
00:43:11And this building burned down in the 30s.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:17Oh, my God.
00:43:18That's why they're all wearing antique clothing.
00:43:22Are they saying anything?
00:43:28They're saying you need to leave this place immediately.
00:43:32You're all in grave danger.
00:43:35We're all getting fired in a few days, so chances are it's worth it.
00:43:39No.
00:43:39No, no, no, no.
00:43:43If you don't leave this place,
00:43:45they're saying you're all going to die.
00:43:53What the fuck?
00:44:09You numbskulls.
00:44:10It's the KKK, baby.
00:44:11Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:44:24Hey, what'd I tell you before, huh?
00:44:26Huh?
00:44:27Call me Maverick.
00:44:30Anyway, here's your package.
00:44:33Hey, all right, man.
00:44:34I have no idea what this is.
00:44:36You see, sometimes I just get shit-faced
00:44:38and order some stuff on the online Ebays and shit.
00:44:42Man, it's just been so long
00:44:43since I've seen something in the theater.
00:44:45I just, I don't even know how to feel anymore.
00:44:48I know.
00:44:49Is popcorn always this dry?
00:44:51Shh.
00:44:54Just shush him next time, see how he likes it.
00:44:56I was thinking about doing that,
00:44:57but he wasn't making a sound.
00:44:58Can we do it at the same time, you want him?
00:45:00Yeah.
00:45:00I'm three, I'm three.
00:45:01Two, two, three.
00:45:01Shh.
00:45:02Don't you ever disrespect me in front of my friends!
00:45:05How dare you!
00:45:11Hey, Wiley.
00:45:12Can I crack up with you, don't?
00:45:15No problem.
00:45:19So how are you enjoying the movie?
00:45:22It's not bad.
00:45:24No.
00:45:32So, you're really closing the theater this weekend, huh?
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:38It's a shame.
00:45:39I'm really gonna miss this place.
00:45:41It's got me through some pretty tough times.
00:45:44I hear you.
00:45:45Same here.
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:47All right, but you've been coming to this place
00:45:50for as long as I can remember.
00:45:52I mean, I remember seeing you around here
00:45:54before I ever started working here.
00:45:56Well, I used to just come here just to see the movies.
00:45:59Yeah, you know, I'm what they call a regular.
00:46:02But I didn't start coming here until my husband died.
00:46:06He passed from cancer.
00:46:10Was completely lost.
00:46:12He was my best friend.
00:46:15I was all alone and felt I had nowhere to go.
00:46:19And one day I was just reading through the newspaper
00:46:22and I saw an ad for something that was playing here.
00:46:24So I decided to go to the movies.
00:46:29Took me a long time to get over the passing of my husband.
00:46:34Not exactly over it, I guess you'd never do.
00:46:38But I started coming here every week
00:46:40just to see what was playing.
00:46:42And it kept me going.
00:46:44Gave me something to do, something to look forward to.
00:46:48Kept my mind off the troubles I was having.
00:46:53Made me feel less alone.
00:46:59Guess I'll see you around.
00:47:04Till then, save me a seat.
00:47:34I'll see you around me.
00:47:55Hey.
00:47:56Hey.
00:47:57Hey.
00:47:59Where's Wiley and Nick?
00:48:01Oh, they texted me saying they couldn't make it.
00:48:15This is the guys that are too cool for school.
00:48:18Should we head up to the balcony?
00:48:29So I guess this is it.
00:48:31Last night.
00:48:32Well, we still got a couple days.
00:48:34Yeah, but I mean, like, the last night for us.
00:48:37Last night we get to enjoy the theater.
00:48:40So, what movie did you bring?
00:48:43Me and You and Everyone We Know.
00:48:45I love that one.
00:48:47I've never seen it.
00:48:47It's good.
00:48:49The opening sequence is surreal.
00:48:50Dude lights his hand on fire.
00:48:52Miranda July's monologue, too.
00:48:54Yeah, it's so funny and sad and deep and awkward all at the same time.
00:49:00It's so kind of crazy how she foresaw that the internet would have such an impact on her life.
00:49:03Guys, spoilers.
00:49:05I haven't seen the movie yet.
00:49:06Don't worry.
00:49:07We're not ruining anything.
00:49:10Did you know she was a sex worker?
00:49:12Miranda July?
00:49:13Yeah, she had quite the varied career.
00:49:16Performance artist, novelist.
00:49:18She had a spoken word record come out on K Records, too.
00:49:21It's the only tattooed Kurt Cobain ever had.
00:49:23The K Records logo?
00:49:26Yeah.
00:49:26Well, shall we?
00:49:32Peace.
00:49:36Peace.
00:49:37Peace.
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