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00:00:00Excuse me!
00:00:01Just mine!
00:00:03Well, I forget it!
00:00:04I'm just gonna turn your game off!
00:00:06Since you're being so mean to me!
00:00:10The necklace!
00:00:12I stole it, child!
00:00:14You may come, and you may try to do something about it, but in the end,
00:00:18you're only more dead meat for me to control, to manipulate.
00:00:27Oh, is that a zombie?
00:00:28Oh!
00:00:30Oh!
00:00:31Oh!
00:00:33Oh!
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00:01:26this creepy evil island because I got a letter from my friend. She moved to the
00:01:34island not too long ago, and now she says there's some curse and some witch.
00:01:55I don't have much going on this summer break, so I decided to live there for a little bit.
00:02:04I hope no creepy evil witch tries to raise the dead and eat my brain.
00:02:47The town was pretty cool, but there was an ominous feeling about the place.
00:02:55The smell permeated the air like the stench of the dead.
00:03:08It was a reek, like a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:15It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:42It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:42It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:51It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:55It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:57It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:59It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:00It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:01It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:01It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:01It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:01It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:03It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:04It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:05It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:06It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:04:15Welcome to the creepy, crazy island.
00:04:17I feel a very big sense of dread here.
00:04:20Yeah, it's kind of how good I'm going to see the creepy island.
00:04:22I had a very nice trip when you were coming to my room.
00:04:26Well, I can show you to your room all right.
00:04:29Nice!
00:05:06Where are your parents?
00:05:07I think zombies might have eaten them.
00:05:14This would be your room before you stay on the edge.
00:05:19What do you think?
00:05:21Pretty nice.
00:05:23Well, I'll leave you to it. I have some serious business.
00:05:55What do you think?
00:06:11I'll leave you to the right place.
00:06:23Emily, I'm trying to make contact with you for my dimension, but it's hard to get through. There's a curse
00:06:31on the island. Can you hear me?
00:06:33Emily, hello? I'm trying to make contact with your father, but it's really hard to get through, too.
00:06:58I sent you. I know that you are here, child. And I know that you want to do well.
00:07:07But if you come to warn me, I will use the power of my lettuce to eat your brain.
00:07:21That was one creepy evil witch.
00:07:57I wonder how my dad is doing back on the mainland. I hope he's not bored.
00:08:05Don't forget, children, if you vote for the political party opposing my personal idealistic views of our utopian future, you
00:08:13are inherently racist.
00:08:15You don't want to be racist anymore, do you?
00:08:18Grant more federal powers and you will escape your racist roots and you may come forward with me into the
00:08:25future of happiness and prosperity where no more pronouns exist.
00:08:30ch Gigity
00:08:32chary
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00:10:57and trolls
00:10:57Lincoln, Lincoln, can you hear me?
00:11:00It's your daughter.
00:11:01She's in danger.
00:11:03It is hard to get through the theater.
00:11:06I'm going to use a human vessel to transmit my voice.
00:11:36Hello?
00:11:37Hi, this is Lincoln Cabretti.
00:11:42Speaking.
00:11:44Yes, I just wanted to let you know that I'm your sexy neighbor.
00:11:48And if you go upstairs and wait outside your window for ten minutes,
00:11:53you'll see something really interesting.
00:11:57Upstairs? Really?
00:12:00Okay, alright, I'll go check it out. I'll go check it out. Thank you, thank you.
00:12:06Wonderful.
00:12:07Now don't breathe, or you'll miss it.
00:13:26That evil presence told me that the treasure would be in this basement.
00:13:33Where is it?
00:13:35Where is it?
00:13:35I can't wait until it's all mine, then I can go to the clinic and eat me some dead babies.
00:13:42Now that that idiot Lincoln is out of the way, it's all mine.
00:13:47I can't wait until it's all mine.
00:13:48But where is it?
00:13:58I can't wait to taste those dead corpses of cells.
00:14:03And then, I'm going to go do these some death.
00:14:06If there's one thing I want more than dead babies, it's turning up.
00:14:13What is all this?
00:14:24Now this, I'll be worth some money.
00:14:28What am I thinking?
00:14:29This is garbage.
00:14:56She tricked me again.
00:15:23Come in, what's up?
00:15:27What's up?
00:15:31It's been okay, but it's been pretty creepy and deadly.
00:15:36I've been having some pretty creepy deadly nightmares lately.
00:15:39Creepy deadly island nightmares?
00:15:42The creepiest, most deadliest, most islandiest nightmares I've ever had.
00:15:48Well, this is a creepy deadly island.
00:15:56Wait a minute.
00:15:57Have you been having creepy deadly dreams about an island witch?
00:16:00Yes, a creepy deadly island witch.
00:16:04Wait, I actually know the legend of the creepy deadly island witch.
00:16:09What's the legend?
00:16:11The legend says that the evil witch from the island ate a bunch of brains for evil power.
00:16:18Are you telling me that on this island right here, an evil witch ate a bunch of brains for power?
00:16:28Yes.
00:16:38Why'd you have to say yes all creepy like that?
00:16:43Because it's a very creepy thing.
00:16:56It's my intention to rid the island of this curse, and I think that's why I'm here.
00:17:01What is the purpose of this dragon puppet?
00:17:05Originally, I wanted to use it to fight the evil powers, but it doesn't work.
00:17:10That's great, but you can't tell me what to do.
00:17:18First, it's a new one.
00:17:231954 .
00:17:25I just wanna look after the death of that.
00:17:30Let me touch on my face.
00:17:49Emily Emily what are you doing with your friend over there daughter gets to go to
00:17:57an island I gotta stay in this basement no I'm glad you're having fun pick up pick up it's not
00:18:08picking
00:18:08up ah stink I thought I turned these lights off
00:18:26where the heck did I put my sign Milly Vanilla out
00:18:37I seriously
00:18:45oh
00:18:46oh
00:18:47please don't tell me I got another dead body
00:18:52oh my gosh
00:18:54he's wearing a blood duster shirt too
00:18:57Oh
00:18:58oh
00:18:59oh
00:18:59oh
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00:18:59Oh
00:19:00oh
00:19:10ninao ms Fujitani hey I'm really sorry to bother you
00:19:13hello Lincoln I am a Japanese not Chinese how may I help you
00:19:20yeah i've got a there's a corpse has appeared in my basement so clearly another corpse curse has
00:19:26been put on me yet again and i've had success in the past but you just strike me as the
00:19:31kind of
00:19:31person who might be able to help me through this latest development you seem like the kind of
00:19:36person who might know about these kind of things being chinese and everything i am japanese not
00:19:40chinese uh so i'm sorry do you have any advice for me that might help me take care of this
00:19:48yes i'm familiar with this type of curse can you give me any advice all you have to do is
00:19:57drink a lot
00:19:58of water and your problem will be solved okay i can drink a lot of water that'll just make me
00:20:05have
00:20:05to pee a lot but uh what what that have to do with uh taking care of the curse it
00:20:10won't solve the curse
00:20:12but if you have to go to the bathroom a lot you won't be able to think about the curse
00:20:19problem solved
00:20:23okay all right well it's not good it's an option i guess i'll uh i'll get to it anyway uh
00:20:29uh uh xie xie xie xie thank you thank you very much i'm japanese happy i could be her
00:20:37good bye goodbye goodbye sayonara jiji miss kujutai hurry off into the shop bye bye
00:20:43jenny bye bye
00:20:47thank you
00:20:50thank you
00:20:52thank you
00:20:58Hey, John.
00:21:28Hey, John.
00:22:10This won't do.
00:22:12I'm just avoiding the inevitable.
00:22:14This won't break the curse.
00:22:15This won't help me.
00:22:16I need to find a more permanent method.
00:22:19But what?
00:22:20Technology.
00:22:21Olexol.
00:22:22Olexol, of course.
00:22:25Olexol.
00:22:33Lincoln.
00:22:34Olexol.
00:22:35I think you're the only one who can help me with this.
00:22:38I've got another corpse curse thing going on.
00:22:41There's a dead body in my basement.
00:22:44What should I do?
00:22:44Lincoln, to break the curse,
00:22:47you must eat the heart of the corpse.
00:22:51The whole heart?
00:22:53The entire heart.
00:22:56And that's going to make the curse go away totally, right?
00:23:00Fight the whole thing.
00:23:01The entire heart for the curse will remain.
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07That's all I'm going to go do.
00:23:09I'm going to cut out the heart and I'm going to eat it.
00:23:10The whole thing.
00:23:11Good luck.
00:23:12And do not turn to Christianity.
00:23:15It is fake.
00:23:19Oh, hey.
00:23:21Thanks, Olexol.
00:23:22As always, you're a lifesaver.
00:23:25You're a lifesaver.
00:23:26You're a lifesaver.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:12Okay, three, five, four, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:24:50Oh, God.
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00:25:10Oh, my God.
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00:46:55These are kind of useless now, but...
00:49:34The reek of death permeates this ghetto, trifling island of deathy doom.
00:49:59I've been on the island for about...
00:50:19I've been on the island for about a week now.
00:50:22I've been on the island.
00:50:22The only channels I get...
00:50:25I hate emotions.
00:50:31Emotions are stupid.
00:50:53I've been on the island.
00:50:59I've been on the island...
00:52:23Ma, I don't care if her uncle's a sheriff. He'll get punched in the butt too.
00:52:29That may well be, but I'm not afraid of zombies, and I'm not afraid of you.
00:52:53Child, why have you come to this island? This place gives me the creeps.
00:52:59Bullcraft. I bet it makes you feel spicy.
00:53:01The only thing spicy in my life is Sierra, and I punched her in the butt.
00:53:06You say you punched this Sierra in the butt, but I bet you went in your closet and cried like
00:53:11a little wimp.
00:53:12Child, I'm not going to waste my time fighting with you.
00:53:15I have a feeling the curse will take care of you for me.
00:53:18Not even the plants survive out here.
00:53:19I'm not afraid of zombies, I'm not afraid of plants, I'm not afraid of yuppies, and I'm not afraid of
00:53:26you.
00:53:27Nice try, but I don't think so today.
00:53:30You only got lucky because you must have some kind of power I can't describe.
00:53:34I do, and that is why fate brought me to this island to end this curse.
00:53:39I'm warning you, the only thing that's going to end is your life, if you don't get away from this
00:53:44cursed island.
00:53:46Evil has no power over me. It loses its power when you shed the light of truth over it.
00:53:57Yeah, now what's up, yeah.
00:54:00Be gone, child. This is the last warning. If not, I'm just going to be picking your body up like
00:54:06the rest of them.
00:54:08Fine, Dinglehopper. I'll just be making my way then.
00:54:18Ooh, that child. She's going to get what's coming to her.
00:54:36I knew it!
00:54:38The zombie curse!
00:54:41Oh no!
00:54:50Oh no!
00:54:52Oh no!
00:54:53Oh no!
00:54:54Oh no!
00:55:07No.
00:55:28My human heart!
00:55:32Great for being a kid!
00:55:36Oh no!
00:55:40Ah no!
00:55:54No good, no good!
00:56:00No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04Well, don't disagree with the baby,
00:56:07I'm your first driver!
00:56:09I'm your first driver!
00:56:10I'm your first driver!
00:56:13Ah!
00:56:18Ah!
00:56:20Ah!
00:56:22Ah!
00:56:26Ah!
00:56:26Ah!
00:56:26Ah!
00:56:28Ah!
00:56:30Ah!
00:56:31Ah!
00:56:32Ah!
00:56:33Ah!
00:56:39I know that the evil is real now.
00:56:42I can't rest on my laurels.
00:56:44I must find it and destroy it.
00:56:46I can't sit by and do nothing while innocent yuppies are slaughtered and eaten by cheesy,
00:56:51stupid, greedy, sweaty, sweaty zombies of death.
00:56:54I must gather my courage and take action against the stupid undead.
00:56:58I know that there is and I can see it so?
00:57:09Oh no!
00:57:11Ah!
00:57:13No!
00:57:17It's to be sus, no, man, no!
00:57:22Oof!
00:57:27All right, Aloxal, I ate the eyeballs, both of them, so we're good, right?
00:57:32Because I haven't gone in there yet, but I'll tell you what, I can still smell dead meat rotting.
00:57:38Tell me we're good, Aloxal. Tell me you haven't messed me up. Please. Seriously.
00:57:43All you have to do is keep...
00:57:50What do you mean?
00:58:20What is this?
00:58:21Some kind of premonition? Some vision of the future?
00:58:25Of what is about to transpire on that evil, creepy island?
00:58:29Oh, an island where my own daughter is hanging out right now?
00:58:33Oh no. Undead ghouls from Hades?
00:58:36Oh no, no, no, no, no. Not the children.
00:58:39Not the children!
00:58:41Oh, the adults are fine. You can kill the adults. They've lived long, full life.
00:58:45They probably deserve it anyway.
00:58:47But not the children. Not the children!
00:59:01Not the children!
00:59:03Who are you?
00:59:05Lincoln, stop eating this body. I've been trying to use it as a radio to get to you.
00:59:10You've been trying to reach me through the corpse?
00:59:12This was a wicked man who knew only evil, so I took him from your world.
00:59:17But I just ate its heart, its intestines, and its eyeballs. Why didn't you tell me before?
00:59:22You were never supposed to eat it. You were just supposed to listen.
00:59:25But you kept cutting it up before I could ever get a word out.
00:59:29Oh, I ate all those guts for nothing.
00:59:54Emily. I gotta help Emily.
01:00:17You're a doctor is in great danger on Owen Island.
01:00:17Talk to me.
01:00:21Your daughter is in great danger on Owen Island.
01:00:29She must find the dagger that will present itself only to one such as she.
01:00:35A dagger?
01:00:37Okay.
01:00:39Go, Lincoln. Help your daughter.
01:00:41Okay. All right. I'll tell her.
01:00:47I've been having trouble getting through to her.
01:00:50Look, if I can't get a hold of her on the phone, I've got to go to that island.
01:00:54And look, I know you're starting to rot.
01:00:57I'll bury this corpse when I get back.
01:00:59I'm sorry. I've got to go help my daughter.
01:01:01Thank you. Thank you. Bye.
01:01:05If only people would clear out worldly thoughts.
01:01:09Find peace and listen.
01:01:10Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:01:12Come on. Pick up.
01:01:19I've got to go to that island.
01:01:41I always felt like there was something bigger than me watching over me.
01:01:46Just because I couldn't see it with my own two whys.
01:01:50I couldn't believe.
01:01:54And then I started to.
01:02:05The zombie infection rages across the island.
01:02:09There is little refuge for the stupid island yuppies.
01:02:13I think it's kind of funny.
01:02:14But then I remember it's also pretty evil.
01:02:17And that's not cool at all.
01:02:18And you're thinking,
01:02:20But then one to be able to live.
01:02:23It's just what happens,
01:02:27And if you're planning.
01:02:30You're planning.
01:02:32You're planning.
01:02:34You're planning.
01:02:45I'm ready everyday.
01:03:09Hey, is that a zombie?
01:03:20Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:03:58Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:01Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:17Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:23Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:37Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:47Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:53Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:59Come on, you stupid thing, get into the sand, come on!
01:05:02Ah, Santa Claus has got me in another dust!
01:05:04I hate this thing!
01:05:06I give up!
01:05:07I just give up!
01:05:08I'm tired!
01:05:09Crap!
01:05:10Stupid, stupid, stupid!
01:05:13Oh man, is that not a monster?
01:05:15Oh no!
01:05:17It is!
01:05:18That's a monster!
01:05:19Uh oh!
01:05:20Oh no!
01:05:22I better run!
01:05:23I'm terrified!
01:05:24Oh ho ho ho ho!
01:05:25Here I go!
01:05:26I'm gonna get away from this monster and live to the sea and...
01:05:29Oh no!
01:05:31Ooh!
01:05:32Damn monsters are stinky!
01:05:35Uh oh!
01:05:36Oh no!
01:05:38Ah!
01:05:40Ah!
01:05:41Ah!
01:05:43Ah!
01:05:43...
01:05:46They'll never find out where I am!
01:05:48Stupid idiots have never clue!
01:05:52Ah, alright!
01:05:54What's that sm...
01:05:55OH MY GOSH!
01:05:56It's a DAGONne zombie!
01:05:58Oh, no!
01:06:03Here I go!
01:06:06Get away from me, you evil zombie.
01:06:10Uh-oh, it's getting pretty close now.
01:06:13Where should I go?
01:06:14Left?
01:06:15Right?
01:06:16I give up.
01:06:19Please, just make it quick.
01:06:21Uh-oh.
01:06:38Hey, what's that stupid thing?
01:06:42Maybe it's a zombie.
01:06:45Let's see.
01:06:46Let's see.
01:06:47Yep.
01:06:48That's a zombie, all right.
01:06:51Maybe I should run.
01:06:53Maybe I should skip.
01:06:55Let me think.
01:06:56Hold on.
01:06:56I was getting kind of close.
01:06:58I'm getting in the south.
01:06:59Skip.
01:07:00No, no, run.
01:07:01Run.
01:07:06Oh, my ankle.
01:07:13I broke my ankle.
01:07:14Somebody please help.
01:07:17Help.
01:07:21Help.
01:07:23Help.
01:07:25Help.
01:07:26Help.
01:07:37It sure is a nice fence. I wonder what it's made of. So sturdy. I wonder how my kids are
01:07:44doing.
01:07:44Oh, no!
01:08:17What the- UGH! Derelict Zombies! Oh no! Oh no! Ow! My leg! Oh! Ow! Don't help, please!
01:08:29Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! No! They're eating me, alright! Ouch! Ah! Man, this stinks! Can't the government help you?
01:08:42Why do you have to eat me? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:09:12Man, this isn't as bad as an adult entirely.
01:09:17Nothing!
01:09:18Hey! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:09:26Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I love it! Ah!muah!
01:10:00The curse, I can feel it permeating this island.
01:10:04Like a butt about to poop.
01:10:34I can't do it.
01:10:37I can't do it.
01:10:50I can't do it.
01:11:07I came to this sweaty stinky island of death to find my daughter.
01:11:11I didn't get the address for where she's staying which I guess was kind of negligent of me but at
01:11:16least I got the right island.
01:11:17Anyway, to pass the time between searching for clues to her whereabouts, I've brought my book by Freddie Prinze Jr.
01:11:23back to the kitchen.
01:11:24I can't wait to try some of these scrumptious recipes even though I don't think I brought the right kitchenware
01:11:29and ingredients.
01:11:30Still, Freddie is so cool.
01:11:33He actually married a vampire slayer.
01:11:35I hope one day I can marry a vampire slayer too.
01:11:38And while our wives go out to slay vampires, Freddie and me can cook some delicious healthy dishes blazing with
01:11:44green chili flavor.
01:11:45Last minute chicken thighs with easy black beans and rice?
01:11:48How can I go wrong?
01:11:50I can't wait to cook all 75 delicious real recipes.
01:11:53Wait a minute.
01:11:55What's that sound?
01:11:57Sounds like...
01:11:59ZOMBIES!
01:12:00Oh no.
01:12:03Where's he coming from?
01:12:13Freddie, where are you?
01:12:16Freddie!
01:12:18Freddie!
01:12:19I sure could use some of your delicious dishes right about now.
01:12:22Oh no!
01:12:24Oh no!
01:12:26Go away!
01:12:28Oh no!
01:12:29Oh no!
01:12:29Freddie, where are you?
01:12:31Oh no!
01:12:34Oh no!
01:12:36Oh no!
01:12:36I can't wait to do the same.
01:12:39Oh no!
01:12:40Go away!
01:12:42I don't want to talk about it!
01:12:45Oh no!
01:12:48No!
01:12:48Oh no!
01:12:51I can't wait to do the same thing!
01:13:04The dagger, it calls to me. I must find it and defeat the witch.
01:13:31The dagger, it calls to me.
01:14:02That funky blob deal told me I just have to separate the necklace from her.
01:14:16What are you doing out here? You know they're zombies, don't you?
01:14:20Yeah, but I'm here to stop the zombies, because I like this island.
01:14:25You sure about that?
01:14:27Pretty sure.
01:14:28I hope you, but they're pretty scary, though. And deadly.
01:14:32That's why I found my magic dagger of death.
01:14:35Oh, magic dagger of death? Sounds pretty intense.
01:14:39Oh, it's intense, alright.
01:14:41You like ice cream?
01:14:42Oh, yeah, I love ice cream.
01:14:44Well, maybe once you're done with all this, we can meet up and have some ice cream.
01:14:48Sure.
01:14:48Okay.
01:14:50Okay.
01:15:01Okay.
01:15:29I don't want to hurt me.
01:15:40Child, come here. I want to tell you a secret. Closer. Come a little closer, dear. I've got a special
01:15:53secret.
01:16:02Ow! Ow!
01:16:10Ow!
01:16:25Ow!
01:16:29Ow!
01:16:30Ow!
01:16:31Ow!
01:16:34Ow!
01:16:42Ow!
01:16:47Ow!
01:16:50Ow!
01:16:50Ow!
01:16:52Ow!
01:16:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:26What the hell?
01:17:29What the hell?
01:17:34What the hell?
01:17:36Put the hell down here.
01:17:37What the hell?
01:17:39What the hell?
01:17:41Oh, shit.
01:17:44Oh
01:18:14I'm a scraper!
01:18:16is it your boss?
01:18:16I can have a young woman.
01:18:18I can have a voice and a little better when I'm older.
01:18:22I'm a scraper of a true
01:18:24call of a company!
01:18:30Hey, you everyone want to just increase the nature of the raisins?
01:18:35RAISINS!
01:18:36Where you going?
01:18:37What is this?
01:18:37Where you going?
01:18:38Where's his mom?
01:18:42What is it?
01:19:14So, you've come, Emery, by now you know whatever power has been served upon you is no match for the
01:19:26powers I wield on this curse and crevice in the island of death, sweat, poop, and misery.
01:19:33Behold, I possess this stolen necklace. Where it came from, I won't tell, but I will say this, you cannot
01:19:42defeat me as long as I possess its power.
01:19:47Wait a minute. Where? Where? Where did you get that data? Stay away from me! Get away! No! Get away!
01:19:58Stay away from me! Don't you dare try to die!
01:20:04I'm so sorry!
01:20:07I'm so sorry!
01:20:10I'm so sorry!
01:20:12No!
01:20:42I'm serious!
01:20:44I'm sorry!
01:20:46I'm sorry!
01:22:17You got rid of it?
01:22:19Here, let me show you where I'm staying.
01:22:21It has a lot of stuffed animals.
01:22:23Okay.
01:22:30Well, this is a pretty nice place you got, Emily.
01:22:33I'm proud of you, sweetheart.
01:22:36Yeah, it's a pretty nice place on this island
01:22:39Pretty creepy though
01:22:41I know you said you defeated that curse
01:22:43But I'm still getting some pretty negative vibes out there
01:22:46I've seen some pretty weird things on this island lately
01:22:52But of all the weird things I've seen on this island
01:22:56The worst thing I've seen
01:22:58Is people eating other people
01:23:08And if I were to ever meet anybody
01:23:12Who ate the flesh of other humans
01:23:15I would have to kill them
01:23:27Hey, do you want to go get the ice cream we're talking about?
01:23:30That sounds scrumptious
01:23:47My new friend's name is Rachel
01:23:49She's been living on the island a while
01:23:51She's really cool
01:23:56Maybe this place isn't so bad after all
01:24:02That ice cream was delicious
01:24:04But these jelly beans are trifles
01:24:07Say that yourself
01:24:09I got to see the nap
01:24:11It looks the fun of it
01:24:14You're not crazy
01:24:16I hope these dead people never come out of their graves
01:24:19They're not in their graves
01:24:21They're up there
01:24:23Hopefully
01:24:30Well it's a good thing the zombies are dead now
01:24:35Do you like dogs?
01:24:38Yeah, but I like cats better
01:24:40I guess that's alright
01:24:49I hate the flesh of man
01:24:51Is this it?
01:24:53Is this my destiny?
01:24:54Am I cursed?
01:24:56Has this awful stinky island of death got me in its grips?
01:25:00Will I live forever as an undead ghoul?
01:25:04Please, show me the way
01:25:06Show me an answer
01:25:07What are you?
01:25:11No
01:25:12No
01:25:14You
01:25:14You can't be the answer
01:25:16You're not my destiny
01:25:18You're a lie
01:25:19You can't be real
01:25:21Oh, you're so
01:25:22You're so stupid looking
01:25:24This can't be it
01:25:25This is not the
01:25:26This is not my life
01:25:28This is not my
01:25:29This is not who I am
01:25:30You
01:25:31You are not the answer
01:25:32You're
01:25:33You're just
01:25:37You're not the answer
01:25:42You're not the answer
01:25:44You're not the answer
01:25:48You're not the answer
01:25:57You're not the answer
01:25:58You're not the answer
01:25:58You're not the answer
01:25:59You're not the answer
01:25:59You're not the answer
01:26:00You're not the answer
01:26:00You're not the answer
01:26:01You're not the answer
01:26:01You're not the answer
01:26:03You're not the answer
01:26:03You're not the answer
01:26:03You're not the answer
01:26:04You're not the answer
01:26:04Oh, my God.
01:26:34You are not your body.
01:27:04You are not your body.
01:27:07You are not your body.
01:27:15You are not your body.
01:27:23And the trap is flaking
01:27:24It's now to lock off the liches
01:27:27He's a heroist
01:27:29They see this precious life
01:27:31Like a witch
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