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An Undercover CEO goes incognito within her company to observe how employees are treated, only to witness disturbing instances of modern-day racism. From subtle microaggressions to overt discrimination, employees of color are treated unfairly, overlooked, and disrespected.

What the employees don’t realize is that the person silently observing their actions is the CEO, ready to expose the truth and create real change.

As the truth comes to light, the powerful lesson about racism, inclusion, and the importance of fostering a respectful, diverse workplace becomes impossible to ignore.

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00:02Don't you worry, sir. I will get that came right away.
00:04Get your hands away from me.
00:05Sir, I'm only trying to help.
00:07Help? I think you and your Chinese friends have done enough to help.
00:10Spreading that virus? Getting us all into this mess?
00:13Is there some reason you don't want to cut my hair even though you don't have anyone else in your
00:17chair?
00:18Well, if I'm being honest, people like you never leave good tips, so I'm done caring.
00:24People like me. What do you mean, people like me?
00:28I mean, look in the mirror. I think it's pretty obvious what I mean.
00:32It means that people like you come in using fake credit cards trying to get a free meal and I'm
00:37tired of it.
00:38So either show me the cash or get out of the restaurant.
00:43That's good.
00:54You waiting for your wife?
00:55Who wants to know?
00:57I'm sorry. I just assumed you were waiting for someone.
01:01Well, if you must know, I'm waiting for my girlfriend.
01:05Ah, yes. Us women are great at making men wait.
01:08Yeah, especially in a fancy restaurant like this one.
01:11I would say it is a pretty fabulous restaurant.
01:13It must be. My girlfriend comes here once a week and now she's dragging me here.
01:17Looks like you got your hands full.
01:23I'm sorry. Do they know you're out here?
01:28Who?
01:28Shouldn't you be back in the kitchen? Like washing dishes?
01:34Oh, no, no, that's that's not what I do here.
01:39Well, I don't think that people are going to appreciate people like you in the dining room talking to the
01:48customers.
01:48You know, I'm not really sure you know what they would appreciate.
01:52Look, I'm just trying to help you. I mean, this is one of the nicest restaurants in the city and
01:56I just figured that the customers weren't, you know, paying to talk to the help.
02:01Yes, I'm, I'm aware of where I'm at. I'm actually having dinner with my mom here soon.
02:07Wow, no need, no need to jump on me with the attitude, Miss Sweetheart.
02:13One, do not call me sweetheart. Two, you don't know anything about me.
02:19Well, I will say your English is outstanding for a dishwasher.
02:26Okay, we're done here. Oh, hey, Mom.
02:29Hi, sweetie.
02:33You ready to order?
02:34You know this is my favorite restaurant.
02:36Oh, my God, you people have been here before? This place probably isn't even that good.
02:41Well, look who decided to show up.
02:43Ha, very funny.
02:45Hey, uh, babe, can we maybe get out of here and go to a different restaurant?
02:50I don't want to sit next to these weird immigrants.
02:53What did you say?
02:54Whoa, Erica, I was just joking.
02:55That's not a joke, Phil.
02:57God, why are you being so sensitive?
02:58Sensitive? My parents are immigrants.
03:01What?
03:01I've told you this multiple times.
03:05Oh, babe, I didn't know.
03:06No, no, no, no, no. Just save it. You never listen.
03:10Jeez, Erica, I'm sorry. What do you want me to say?
03:13I want you to apologize to Jess.
03:14Who?
03:15The owner.
03:16The dishwasher?
03:17You mean the dishwasher?
03:18The, no.
03:19She's the owner of this restaurant.
03:24Are you joking? Is this like a bid?
03:27No.
03:28Actually, I bought this restaurant a year ago.
03:30I was a chef back in my home country until I moved here with my mom to pursue my dream
03:34of owning a five-star restaurant.
03:37But, I mean, you look like a dishwasher.
03:41I came in at 6am because my opener called out. That's what you have to do when you own a
03:45restaurant. It's exhausting.
03:47And after a long week, I like to have dinner with my mom.
03:51Phil, you are so embarrassing. You are literally the rudest person I've ever met. We're done.
03:57Jess, you have an incredible restaurant. I'm so sorry you have to deal with people like him.
04:01What? Dave, I made a mistake!
04:03Okay, you're talking about my daughter and her restaurant. You need to leave right now. Get out!
04:08We have the right to refuse service.
04:11Ah!
04:13Thank you. Enjoy the rest of your day.
04:18Good afternoon. My name is Jackie. I'll be your server today.
04:21Can I get you a drink while you look over the menu?
04:24Can I see your manager, please?
04:25Oh, um, of course. I'll go get him right away. But if there's a problem, I'm happy to take care
04:30of it.
04:30No, no. I just have a question for your manager. That's it.
04:44Hey, what's up, Jackie?
04:45Sorry, Kevin. Um, my customer at Table 6 wants to see you.
04:49Uh, what's the problem?
04:52He wouldn't say. He just said he had a question for you and wouldn't tell me anything else.
04:56Hmm.
04:58Honestly, I think it has something to do with my being Asian American.
05:03Hmm. Jackie, um, I'll figure it out. I'm sure it's not that active. Don't take it so personally.
05:13Kevin, it isn't the first time I've been profiled. I know what it's like.
05:18Jackie, it sounds like it's probably just a grumpy customer, but I'll figure it out, okay?
05:29Hello, sir. I was told you wanted to see me.
05:31Finally, yes. I was wondering if I could get a different server besides the one I already have.
05:36Is there a problem with Jackie, sir?
05:37No, she's, it's just, I usually have a different girl when I come here and I prefer her.
05:42Mmm, I think you mean Rachel. Um, sadly, she doesn't work here anymore.
05:47But, um, I promise you, you're in good hands with Jackie.
05:50No, no, no. Listen, I'm actually in a huge hurry, so could you just take my order?
05:54Yes, I, I, what, what can I get for you?
05:56Uh, cream and mushroom soup, Caesar salad, no anchovies, and light on the cheese.
06:01I'll get that started right away for you.
06:12Oh, don't you worry, sir, I will get back to you right away.
06:16Get your hands away from me.
06:17Sir, I'm only trying to help.
06:19Help? I think you and your Chinese friends have done enough to help.
06:22Spreading that virus? Getting us all into this mess?
06:26Sir, I promise you that I'm just trying to help.
06:28I think you've done enough, thank you.
06:30Now please get out of here before you get me even sicker than you probably already have.
06:34Is, is, uh, everything alright?
06:36Oh good, you're back. Look at the mess this stupid girl made. I want you to fire her.
06:40Kevin, I was just cleaning up the-
06:42No need, Jackie.
06:43Sir, I saw the whole thing. You spilled the drink yourself.
06:47I still want her fired. I mean, how could you allow someone like her to work here?
06:50Jackie is one of the best servers that we have here, sir.
06:54If anything, I shouldn't allow ignorant customers like you to eat here.
06:57What are you saying?
06:58I think you need to leave, sir.
07:00You're banned.
07:01Good.
07:02Because I don't want to eat in this virus-spreading restaurant anyway.
07:10I'm sorry, Jackie. I should have listened to you.
07:14It's okay, Kevin. Thanks for standing up for me like that.
07:17Jackie, you're literally one of the best servers we have in this restaurant.
07:22And I'm gonna do my best to make sure something like this never happens again.
07:26Thanks, Kevin. That means a lot to me.
07:31Hey, it's, uh, almost your lunch.
07:33There's some cream and mushroom in the back.
07:35Little Caesar salad.
07:37I don't want it to go to waste. Why don't you go have at it?
07:40Thanks, Kevin.
07:48Hi, Andrea. Early as usual, I see.
07:51Good morning, Mr. Butler.
07:53Well, I'm glad you're here. I want to introduce you to your new colleague. This is Jackie.
07:57So nice to meet you. Likewise.
08:00Well, uh, Andrea here's gonna help you get started.
08:02She's one of the most reliable employees.
08:04The great thing about hiring agents is that they usually never make any mistakes.
08:08All right, so I'll let you guys get started, all right?
08:11All right.
08:14So, shall we get started? Let's get you all set up.
08:17Are you okay with that?
08:19With what?
08:20With that joke that Mr. Butler just made. It was pretty offensive.
08:23Oh, well, Mr. Butler makes jokes like that all the time, so...
08:27And you let him?
08:28I mean, he was paying me a compliment.
08:30But it was a joke about racial stereotypes.
08:33I know, but...
08:35Look, it's just something that I have to put up with.
08:36Anyway, I'll show you how our system works.
08:44Well, these projections look really good.
08:47You think we can get this all done by any of the week?
08:49Honestly, sir, I think we should be able to have it done by tomorrow.
08:53Ah, fantastic. Exactly what I wanted to hear.
08:55Who says having an Asian helicopter appearance doesn't pay off?
08:58Man, I tell ya.
08:59You guys are such good at numbers.
09:01Like human supercomputers, I tell ya.
09:03Kinda wish I had all my employees to be Asian.
09:07Anything else that I should know before we get started back to work?
09:11Um, yes, actually. Just one thing. I quit.
09:14What? Excuse me?
09:16I quit.
09:17I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot and I will not work under such an ignorant boss.
09:21Wait just a minute. Ignorant?
09:23Yes. You just made a racist joke right in front of a very hard-working employee.
09:27Well, I mean, it's just a light-hearted joke. We're just kinda having fun, right? Right, Andrea?
09:32Yes, sir.
09:33Well, Andrea may not care, but I do.
09:35It was this same toxic work environment that ultimately got me fired from my last job.
09:40What?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Right after college, I finally started working at the company I always wanted to work for.
09:47But my boss was a horrible misogynist.
09:51And he always made jokes out of the expensive women every chance he got.
09:55And when I finally built up the courage to tell him how uncomfortable he made me, he fired me.
10:00He told me that if I couldn't take a joke, then there wasn't a place for me at his company.
10:04But as I packed up my desk, I realized that it was a blessing in disguise.
10:08So I made a vow to myself that day that if I ever worked for another boss just like that,
10:13I'd quit before he had the chance to fire me.
10:16And that's exactly what I'm doing.
10:18Andrea, have I made jokes that's offended you?
10:22Honestly, sir?
10:24Yes.
10:25How come you didn't say anything?
10:27You're my boss.
10:28And I really do like my job here.
10:30But I don't know, I was afraid that if I said anything, you might fire me.
10:34Just like Jackie was fired from her last job.
10:37I had no idea.
10:38I mean, I really didn't.
10:39I mean, I just thought we were having fun, you know?
10:42And I thought I was being funny.
10:44But I didn't realize that these jokes were hurtful and uncomfortable with you.
10:49You know what?
10:51I'm going to go through sensitivity training.
10:53Heck, you know what?
10:54I'm going to have the whole office go through sensitivity training.
10:56Just to prove a point.
10:56Just to show you that things are going to completely change around here.
11:00And I'm not going to be doing these jokes anymore.
11:02All right?
11:03So does that make you feel better?
11:05More comfortable?
11:06Yes.
11:07Thank you, Mr. Butler.
11:09And Jackie, it's of course your decision.
11:12But I'd still love to have you be a part of the team if you'll decide to stay.
11:24It takes a strong man to admit he's made a mistake and an even stronger man to apologize.
11:31So, as long as you live up to your promise, I'd be honored to stay Mr. Butler.
11:37Fantastic.
11:38Great news.
11:38Great news.
11:38Great news.
11:39All right.
11:40And also, guys, going forward, let's drop this whole Mr. Butler nonsense.
11:45How about you guys just call me Phillip from now on?
11:47All right?
11:48All right.
11:49All right.
11:49Sarah, Sarah, today is a very important day, okay?
11:53I have somebody really special coming.
11:56A potential co-owner and investor.
11:58So everything has to be perfect.
12:00My guest needs to know that this place is an amazing investment, okay?
12:05Okay.
12:06Absolutely, sir.
12:06I will make sure our guest has the finest dining experience possible.
12:10That's the spirit, Sarah.
12:11So listen, I have to go to my office and do some paperwork.
12:13If you need me, come get me.
12:14And remember, everything has to be perfect.
12:18Okay.
12:18Absolutely.
12:19I'm honest, sir.
12:20Yes.
12:22Here's to hoping our guest leaves me a big fat tip.
12:29Hi.
12:30I'd like a table for two, please.
12:32Oh, hi, ma'am.
12:33Are you sure you're in the right place?
12:36Hmm.
12:37Is this the famous Don's Bar & Grill?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah, it is.
12:42But there's actually a McDonald's down the street.
12:44You might be a bit more comfortable there.
12:46Hmm.
12:47Yeah, I know there's a McDonald's down the street.
12:49But no, I would like a table here.
12:51I'm actually conducting a business meeting.
12:53So, a nice table by the window.
12:56Ooh, one overlooking the water would be great.
12:58Thanks.
12:59Yeah, well, unfortunately, all of those tables are reserved.
13:03So, and I don't know what kind of business you're trying to conduct here, but maybe you should do it
13:08somewhere else.
13:10Hmm.
13:10Well, are there any tables available?
13:13Like I said, I have some business to conduct.
13:17Well, if you insist, then you can just follow me this way.
13:25Okay, ma'am.
13:26You can sit here.
13:28Are you sure there aren't any other tables?
13:30I mean, this table is so small, it can barely fit a laptop.
13:34No, ma'am.
13:34This is the only table that we have available.
13:36So, you can either take it or you can leave it.
13:39All right.
13:39I guess I'll take it.
13:41Great.
13:41Cool.
13:42Well, if you'll just wait here, I'll grab you some water.
13:49Okay, ma'am.
13:50Here is your water.
13:52What can I get you to eat?
13:53I'll take a lemonade, and I would like to order your New York steak.
13:57I heard great things about it.
13:58Yes, indeed.
13:59It is quite great, but it's also the most expensive item on the menu.
14:03I'm aware of that.
14:05Okay.
14:05Well, I just want to make sure that you can pay for the steak.
14:07I mean, I would hate for our chefs to prepare this gourmet meal, only for the diner to just walk
14:12out without paying.
14:14Uh, what are you saying?
14:15Do you have the cash to pay for the meal?
14:18Well, I'm not carrying cash.
14:20I was going to pay in card.
14:21Yeah, well, that's just not going to work.
14:23What do you mean?
14:24This restaurant doesn't take card?
14:26Oh, no.
14:27We do accept credit cards.
14:28Just not from people like you.
14:30Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
14:32It means that people like you come in using fake credit cards trying to get a free meal, and I'm
14:38tired of it.
14:38So either show me the cash or get out of the restaurant.
14:41Listen, lady.
14:43This is the worst treatment I have ever received in a restaurant.
14:49Great.
14:49Then you can just, you can go.
14:51We're not going to miss you.
14:52Uh, is there a problem here?
14:54Mary!
14:55Hey!
14:55Hi!
14:56I didn't see you come in!
14:57Uh, what, what's happening here?
14:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:01Wait, wait.
15:01You know this lady?
15:02Yeah, this is, this is Mary.
15:04She's practically family.
15:05This is the person I was telling you about earlier today.
15:08The potential investor and co-owner.
15:11This is the potential investor, co-owner, lady.
15:16Oh, but it doesn't look like she has any money.
15:19Oh, what would make you say that?
15:21Is it the way that I look?
15:23Is it the color of my skin?
15:25I'm sorry.
15:25I'm sorry.
15:26I don't understand what's happening here.
15:27Why is she not sitting at one of the nice tables by the window?
15:30Dawn, I was wondering the same thing.
15:32You know, this is the worst treatment that I've received at a restaurant.
15:36I'm not sure that I can invest in a place like this.
15:39Okay, look.
15:40I'm sorry, Dawn.
15:41I was just trying to do what was best for the restaurant.
15:44I mean, I had no idea.
15:44How could I have any idea that this lady was going to be an investor?
15:49Okay, but hold on.
15:50Wait, wait, wait.
15:50You treat her terribly, and you refuse to seat her at one of the nice tables.
15:55Sarah, this is not how we treat our customers.
15:59It doesn't matter who they are, or what they look like, or how much money they have.
16:03Okay, you have no idea what it's like to deal with customers in real life.
16:06It's way harder than it looks.
16:08Well then, maybe this is not the right job for you.
16:12What are you saying, Dawn?
16:14Sarah, I'm saying that you are fired.
16:16Please go get your things and go.
16:18What?
16:19You can't...
16:21Okay, you know what?
16:22Fine.
16:23This restaurant is going down anyways.
16:26Ugh.
16:28Mary, I am so sorry about all of that.
16:31Listen, I'm going to seat you at one of the nicest tables in the restaurant,
16:34and I'm going to get you a steak on the house.
16:37That sounds great, Dawn.
16:38Let's see if this steak is all it's cracked up to be.
16:41Okay.
16:49What can I do for you?
16:50Hello, ma'am.
16:50I'm Ramon, your food delivery driver.
16:52Okay.
16:53Alright.
16:54You can set it down.
16:55Step back.
16:56Right there.
16:56Go ahead.
16:57Set it down.
16:58No sudden moves.
17:00Let me see your hands.
17:01Alright.
17:02Okay, thank you.
17:03You have nothing to be afraid of.
17:04I'm just your food delivery driver.
17:05Oh, there's something else I can do for you?
17:07I was kind of hoping for...
17:09For what?
17:10For a tip.
17:11A tip?
17:13Why on earth would I give you a tip?
17:16Well, ma'am, delivery drivers like me survive on tips.
17:19And my daughter needs glasses.
17:21Okay, okay.
17:22You can stop her right there, amigo.
17:24Look, it's people like you coming into this country and taking up all our jobs.
17:30I mean, we would not have half the problems that we have right now if it wasn't for people
17:34like you.
17:35People like you?
17:36Yes.
17:37You know, your hermanos and your machachos crossing the borders illegally.
17:42You know, this has become a national tragedy.
17:46Ma'am, I'm sorry that you feel like that, but for the record, I was born in the United States.
17:51Oh, I'm sure you were.
17:52Now, look, you better get off my property before I report you to the ICE.
18:00Have a lovely day, ma'am.
18:11Mom, who were you just talking to?
18:13It sounded pretty intense.
18:14Yeah, one of those dang delivery guys.
18:17You know what?
18:18He was totally undocumented.
18:22Mom, what are you talking about?
18:24How would you know that the delivery driver is an undocumented illegal immigrant?
18:29You don't know anything about him.
18:30Oh, you look like it.
18:32And you know what?
18:33There's no wonder what else he's bringing into this country illegally.
18:38Mom, we talked about this.
18:40You need to stop acting this way.
18:42Acting what way?
18:44Like I'm a proud American?
18:46Because I am.
18:48No, Mom.
18:49You are acting like a racist.
18:51A racist?
18:53Everyone's a racist these days.
18:55Hey, I'm just telling the truth.
18:58And that does not make me a racist.
19:01And if you don't like it, you can move out.
19:20Oh, hi, Betty.
19:22Yeah, no, everything's fine.
19:24Um, I just wanted to make sure, uh, for the last order, is it at A23rd Street?
19:30Yeah.
19:31Oh, no, it's fine.
19:32It's just, I was here yesterday and this lady didn't really want me to be here.
19:36But, no worries.
19:37I'll take care of it.
19:39Okay, thanks.
19:40Bye.
19:53Hi there.
19:54Food delivery?
19:55Perfect.
19:57Um, and I wanted to make sure you got this.
20:00Well, I can't accept that.
20:02No, no, no, no.
20:02I insist.
20:04I heard the way my mom talked to you yesterday and it was totally ridiculous.
20:08Please, I am so sorry about that.
20:13Yeah, I was wondering why she ordered again.
20:16I didn't think she'd want to see me.
20:18You know, ever since my mom retired a few years ago, she's been watching, like, way too
20:23much TV and it's making her really nasty and really hateful.
20:30Why?
20:31Yeah.
20:33Um, I even got laid off a few weeks ago and so I moved back in here and I don't
20:37know
20:37how much more I can take.
20:39Oh, I mean, I hope you don't mind me asking, but are you still looking for a job?
20:43I ask because the shop is always looking for drivers and if you're interested, you'd
20:47be able to start right away.
20:50Leah!
20:51What are you doing talking to this illegal alien?
20:56Ma'am, like I told you yesterday, I was born in America.
20:59Ugh, like I'm supposed to believe that.
21:02Answer me, Leah.
21:03Mom, I've had it with your racist ways.
21:07I would rather live on the street than live here with you.
21:10What are you saying?
21:11I'm saying that I'm moving out.
21:15And unless you change your attitude, you'll never see me again.
21:20Hey, were you serious about me being able to start immediately?
21:25Yeah.
21:26Then let's go.
21:28Bye, Mom!
21:30Leah!
21:31Leah!
21:41How's it going, Becky?
21:42How are the clients treating you this morning?
21:44I cannot believe how small these tips have been lately.
21:47This is honestly criminal.
21:51Yeah, well, maybe it's just one of those days, you know?
21:54Yeah, more like one of those months.
21:56If your customers keep tipping me so poorly, I don't think I can afford to work here.
22:01Look, I know things are a little tough right now, but I don't like you speaking like that.
22:06Anyone would be glad to be working here.
22:08So keep your chin up and be grateful for what you do have.
22:11Thanks, Captain Steve.
22:12Thank you so much for letting me cut hair at your shop.
22:15It's such a privilege to work here.
22:18Seriously, Becky, I don't like your attitude.
22:20Work on it.
22:24Now, I'm gonna take my lunch break now, but I'll be back in 30 minutes or less, alright?
22:29Work on that attitude.
22:32Where can you?
22:33Thanks.
22:37Excuse me.
22:39Hi.
22:39I would like to get a haircut.
22:42Right.
22:43I'm sorry.
22:44I just think it would be better if Leticia did your hair.
22:47She's on break right now, but she'll be back in just a few minutes.
22:50You can just take a seat right over there.
22:52Oh.
22:53Are you on break or something?
22:55No.
22:56I just think Leticia would do a really good job of doing your hair.
23:00So why don't you just sit right over there?
23:04Okay.
23:21Hi there.
23:23Excuse me.
23:24Yeah, what is it?
23:25Well, I was just wondering how much longer before the other barber gets here?
23:31Uh, I don't know.
23:34Well, you said that she would be back soon.
23:38Look, lady, I don't know what to tell you.
23:41Is there some reason you don't want to cut my hair even though you don't have anyone else in your
23:45chair?
23:46Well, if I'm being honest, people like you never leave good tips, so I'm done caring.
23:52People like me.
23:53What do you mean people like me?
23:56I mean, look in the mirror.
23:58I think it's pretty obvious what I mean.
24:01Are you saying you won't cut my hair because of my skin color?
24:05What I'm saying is I won't serve you because people with your skin color never leave good tips.
24:14That's textbook racism.
24:16I mean, call it whatever you want, but when you've been doing this for as long as I have, you'll
24:20learn a thing or two.
24:21And what I've learned is that serving women like you just isn't worth my time.
24:27Well, good luck with that attitude.
24:32Whatever.
24:37Tina, what a pleasant surprise.
24:40What are you doing here?
24:42Well, I wanted to get a haircut.
24:44What do you mean?
24:48Becky, I need to talk to you.
24:54Oh, Stevie, whatever she's told you, she's probably lying.
24:58Oh, really?
24:59So you want me to believe that my cousin is a liar?
25:03What are you talking about? How is she your cousin?
25:06For Christ's sake, it's 2023.
25:08Yeah, and it shouldn't matter if she's my cousin or not.
25:10I can't believe you would act in such a blatantly racist way towards her.
25:14Oh, give me a break, Steve.
25:17You know how I was telling you my tips were low earlier?
25:21It's because of people like her.
25:23And I'm sorry if that sounds racist or whatever, but it's just the way it is.
25:32Wow.
25:34Alright, well, then I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
25:38You're fired, Becky.
25:41Oh my God.
25:43You can't be serious.
25:44You're not really firing me.
25:46Force my hand.
25:49I'm the best hairstylist in the salon by a mile.
25:54Okay, fine.
25:55You know what?
25:56No, this is good news.
25:57This is great news.
25:59Because I'm gonna go to the salon down the street, and I'm gonna steal all your clients.
26:05Well, good luck with that, Becky.
26:07Because I've been recording this whole interaction, and I think it's totally going viral on social media.
26:13Oh my God.
26:14Oh my God.
26:14Are you serious?
26:17Good luck with stealing our clients now.
26:22You can't.
26:24I'm out of here.
26:29Wow.
26:30I'm so sorry about that, by the way.
26:33It's...
26:34Anyways.
26:35How about that haircut?
26:37My treat.
26:38Well, that sounds wonderful, darling.
26:41All right, ladies and gentlemen.
26:43I'm gonna need to see your passports and customs documents before I can let you on through.
26:48Technically, you are on American soil, but until you fill out the passport forms, and I see your passport and
26:54it's verified, I cannot let you free on American soil.
26:59We take our security very seriously in this nation, unlike some of the other countries where y'all are from.
27:04So get it done.
27:08Oh, we filled out all the forms already.
27:10Yeah, I know.
27:12This thing never ends.
27:14Enough talking.
27:15Go fill out the forms.
27:17Get them done.
27:34All righty, ma'am, you're good to go.
27:37But you, sir, you're coming with me to the back.
27:41Wait, what?
27:42That's my husband, dude.
27:43Why can't I go and...
27:44Please don't call me dude.
27:45I'm not comfortable with the tone that you're taking with me.
27:48Oh, really?
27:49Because I'm just getting warmed up.
27:51No, no, no, honey, Sweeney.
27:53It's okay, all right?
27:55I'm gonna go with the guard, and I'll be back before you know it.
27:58Besides, I'm pretty sure it's not a big deal, right?
28:00I wouldn't be so sure about that, bud.
28:03It'll be all right, okay?
28:05Right this way.
28:09Sir, what is this about?
28:10I'll be the one asking questions, amigo.
28:13Of course, that's my mistake.
28:14Don't make it again.
28:18So...
28:18Edgar Ramirez.
28:22If that is your real name.
28:24What were you doing in Europe?
28:26Well, sir, first off, my name is Edgar Martinez.
28:30I mean, it's just like it stated on the passport.
28:33And my wife and I were on our honeymoon.
28:36We got married two years ago, and we've been saving money ever since.
28:40This is our dream vacation.
28:42Yeah.
28:43That's a really lovely story.
28:46But I got another story.
28:49One that's not so...
28:51romantic.
28:52Well, I swear it's not a story.
28:55I'm telling you the truth.
28:57What are you getting at?
28:58What I'm getting at, hombre, is a story that I've heard way too many times.
29:07A story that involves illegal immigrants just like you coming up into my country.
29:14Sir, I was born in Houston.
29:17I still live here.
29:18Oh, sure you got family in Houston.
29:21Same family that flew you from Mexico to Europe, and then Europe to here.
29:28That same family that fabricated this passport right here.
29:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:33Sir, what are you talking about?
29:34I'm talking about illegal immigrants like you coming up in here and destroying my nation.
29:41And I'm sick of it.
29:42I'm taking a stand.
29:43My friend, I was born here in Houston.
29:46I think you've been watching a little too much TV.
29:48Well, you want to get cute with me.
29:51Well, that's a big mistake.
29:56Look around.
30:01There's no cameras here.
30:05Catching my drift?
30:08Sir, please.
30:09Please don't hurt me.
30:11Come on, my wife is waiting for me, and I just think this is unfair.
30:15You know what's not fair?
30:17Illegal immigrants like you.
30:19People like you.
30:22Coming up in here.
30:24Sir, please.
30:29Quiet, boy.
30:31It'll all be over soon.
30:33Guard!
30:35What on earth is going on here?
30:37Oh, hi, Miss Rivers.
30:40Nothing out of the ordinary here, just standard procedure.
30:43I was interrogating this man here, who was selected completely random.
30:48No, he wasn't.
30:51Guard, this is the fifth Latino man you've interrogated this week.
30:57Clearly your random selections aren't so random after all, are they?
31:03Look, maybe they're not so random.
31:07Okay?
31:10But somebody needs to stand up for this nation.
31:13What?
31:15Get out of here!
31:16Get out of here!
31:16You are fired!
31:17Seriously?
31:18You're firing me over this?
31:19Yes!
31:20I am.
31:22Now get out of here before I call security to take you out.
31:26Huh.
31:28There's no stopping the illegals now.
31:31What?
31:34Sir, I'm so sorry about that.
31:36Let me get these handcuffs off with you.
31:39Thank you, Mary.
31:41You should be thanking your wife.
31:43She alerted me of the situation that was going on and it is not in align with our policies, I
31:49must admit.
31:50Oh, sorry about that.
31:52I know you two have had a really long day and a lot of flights.
31:57Please, try to forget about this and go home and get some rest.
32:01Good luck to you both.
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