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00:00:00Excuse me!
00:00:01Just mine!
00:00:03Well, I forget it!
00:00:04I'm just gonna turn your game off!
00:00:06Since you're being so mean to me!
00:00:10The necklace!
00:00:12I stole it, child!
00:00:14You may come, and you may try to do something about it, but in the end,
00:00:18you're only more dead meat for me to control, to manipulate.
00:00:27Oh, is that a zombie?
00:00:28Oh!
00:00:30Oh!
00:00:31Oh!
00:00:33Oh!
00:00:58Oh no!
00:01:25Yes, where is going?
00:01:28Oh my god!
00:01:28because I got a letter from my friend.
00:01:33She moved to the island not too long ago,
00:01:35and now she says there's some curse and some witch.
00:01:55I don't have much going on this summer break,
00:01:57so I decided to live there for a little bit.
00:02:04I hope no creepy evil witch tries to raise the dead and eat my brain.
00:02:47The town was pretty cool, but there was an ominous feeling about the place.
00:02:55The smell permeated the air like the stench of the dead.
00:03:08It was a reek, like a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:14The love mushroom punishing now is a fantasy.
00:03:21But it's a real country as you sit down.
00:03:23When you're aηer,
00:03:24But I don't know anything about that.
00:03:25I'll kiss your head.
00:03:25I'm a cadet,
00:03:27I'm a cadet,
00:03:29I'm a cadet.
00:03:30I'm a cadet.
00:03:30And it's a cadet.
00:03:30I'm a cadet is agad.
00:03:31It's a cadet is a cadet.
00:03:33I'm a cadet is a cadet.
00:03:34I'm a cadet.
00:03:36And it's a cadet.
00:03:40I'm a cadet.
00:03:41I'm a cadet.
00:04:03Oh, damn well.
00:04:15Welcome to the creepy, crazy island.
00:04:17I feel a very big sense of dread here.
00:04:20Yeah, it's kind of how good I'm going to see the creepy island.
00:04:22I had a very nice trip when you came into my room.
00:04:26Yeah, well, I can show you to your room all right.
00:04:29Nice.
00:05:06Where are your parents?
00:05:07I think zombies might have eaten them.
00:05:14This would be your room for when you stay on the edge.
00:05:20What do you think?
00:05:21Pretty nice.
00:05:23Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:05:24I have some serious business.
00:05:31Good.
00:05:36Good.
00:05:38Good.
00:05:41Good.
00:05:49Good.
00:05:57Good.
00:05:58Good.
00:06:23Emily, I'm trying to make contact with you for my dimension, but it's hard to get
00:06:29through. There's a curse on the island. Can you hear me? Emily, hello? I'll try to make
00:06:37contact with your father, but it's really hard to get through to.
00:06:44My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad!
00:07:00I know that you are here, child, and I know that you want to do well. But if you come
00:07:09toward me, I will use the power of my lettuce to eat your brain.
00:07:21That was one creepy evil witch.
00:07:25My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad! Oh, my dad! My dad! Oh, my Lord,
00:07:54Jesus.
00:07:56I wonder how my dad is doing back on the mainland.
00:08:01I hope he's not bored.
00:08:06Don't forget, children, if you vote for the political party opposing my personal idealistic views of our utopian future,
00:08:13you are inherently racist.
00:08:15You don't want to be racist anymore, do you?
00:08:18Grant more federal powers, and you will escape your racist roots,
00:08:23and you may come forward with me into the future of happiness and prosperity where no more pronouns exist.
00:08:48How is he?
00:09:02You don't want to be racist.
00:09:03You may come forward with me.
00:09:03How is he?
00:09:32Lunchtime Larry is brought to you by Rulonex.
00:09:37Were you abused as a child?
00:09:40Were your dreams crushed by the people you most needed love and nurturing from?
00:09:46Are you old, fat, ugly, and alone?
00:09:51Are you sad?
00:09:54Are your children far away doing things that are much more fun than what you're doing right now?
00:09:59If you answered yes to any of these questions, then it might be time to talk to your doctor about
00:10:04Rulonex.
00:10:05Rulonex is the revolutionary new pill that will make all of your problems go away.
00:10:10You don't need God for peace.
00:10:12You need Rulonex.
00:10:14Rulonex will make all of your problems go away.
00:10:16Common side effects include kidney failure, pancreatic failure, liver failure, intestinal disgorgement, suicidal thoughts, loss of will to live, dark
00:10:25fantasies, and death.
00:10:27Don't listen to the Christians.
00:10:29Jesus can't save you.
00:10:30Only Rulonex can save you.
00:10:32You need chemicals.
00:10:33You need pills.
00:10:34Take our pills.
00:10:36Ahaha.
00:10:46This is a bug.
00:10:47This is a bug.
00:10:57You need pills.
00:11:00I should release a bug.
00:11:04Wahhhornx can threats teeth.
00:11:05Even words they mayagit.
00:11:06Urm pronto.
00:11:07I'm going to use a human vessel to transmit my voice.
00:11:36Hello?
00:11:37Hi, this is Lincoln Cabretti.
00:11:42Speaking.
00:11:44Yes, I just wanted to let you know that I'm your sexy neighbor.
00:11:48And if you go upstairs and wait outside your window for 10 minutes,
00:11:53you'll see something really interesting.
00:11:57Upstairs? Really?
00:12:00Okay, alright, I'll go check it out. I'll go check it out.
00:12:04Thank you, thank you.
00:12:06Wonderful.
00:12:08Now don't blink, or you'll miss it.
00:12:35Okay.
00:12:42Okay.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:57There.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:15Let's see.
00:13:17Very nice.
00:13:20Thank you so much, because...
00:13:26That evil presence told me that the treasure would be in this basement.
00:13:33Where is it? I can't wait until it's all mine.
00:13:37Then I can go to the clinic and eat me some dead babies.
00:13:42Now that that idiot Lincoln is out of the way, it's all mine.
00:13:47But where is it?
00:13:58I can't wait to taste those dead corpse of cells.
00:14:03And then I'm going to go do these some death.
00:14:06Because if there's one thing I'll walk and live in dead babies, it's turning up.
00:14:13What is all this?
00:14:23Now this...
00:14:25What am I thinking? This is garbage.
00:14:45No! No! No! No! No!
00:14:50No!
00:14:56She tricked me again.
00:14:58No. No!
00:15:23You
00:15:23Come in
00:15:26What's up
00:15:30Creepy Deadly Island
00:15:32It's been okay but it's been pretty creepy and deadly. I've been having some pretty creepy deadly
00:15:38Nightmares lately
00:15:40Creepy Deadly Island Nightmares
00:15:42The creepiest most deadliest most islandiest nightmares. I've ever had
00:15:48Well, this is a creepy deadly island
00:15:55Wait a minute. Have you been having creepy deadly dreams about an island witch?
00:16:01Yes, a creepy deadly island witch
00:16:04Wait, I actually know the legend of the creepy deadly island witch
00:16:09What's the legend?
00:16:11The legend says that the evil witch from the island ate a bunch of brains for evil power
00:16:18Are you telling me that on this island right here an evil witch ate a bunch of brains for power?
00:16:28Yes
00:16:38Why'd you have to say yes all creepy like that?
00:16:44Because it's a very creepy thing
00:16:56It's my intention to rid the island of this curse and I think that's why I'm here
00:17:01What is the purpose of this dragon puppet?
00:17:05Originally, I wanted to use it to fight the evil powers, but it doesn't work
00:17:10That's great, but you can't tell me what to do
00:17:32Thank you
00:17:49Emily, Emily, what are you doing with your friend over there, daughter gets to go to
00:17:57an island, I gotta stay in this basement, I'm glad you're having fun, pick up, pick
00:18:03up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, it's not picking up,
00:18:14ah, it's a stink, I thought I turned these lights off, where the heck did I put my signed
00:18:28Milli Vanilli albums, I seriously did,
00:18:47ah, please don't tell me I got another dead body,
00:18:52oh my gosh, I was wearing a blood duster shirt too,
00:18:57ah, ah, not again, ah,
00:19:04ah,
00:19:08uh, niao, miss Aufchitani,
00:19:12hey, I'm really sorry to bother you.
00:19:14Hello Lincoln, I am Japanese, not Chinese,
00:19:18How may I help you?
00:19:21Yeah, I've got a...
00:19:22There's a corpse has appeared in my basement,
00:19:24so clearly another corpse curse has been put on me yet again.
00:19:28And I've had success in the past,
00:19:30but you just strike me as the kind of person who might be able to help me through this latest
00:19:33development.
00:19:35You seem like the kind of person who might know about these kind of things,
00:19:38being Chinese and everything.
00:19:39I am Japanese, not Chinese.
00:19:42So, I'm sorry, do you have any advice for me that might help me take care of this?
00:19:47Yes, I'm familiar with this type of curse.
00:19:53Can you give me any advice?
00:19:55All you have to do is drink a lot of water, and your problem will be solved.
00:20:03Okay, I can drink a lot of water that'll just make me have to pee a lot,
00:20:06but what does that have to do with taking care of the curse?
00:20:10It won't solve the curse, but if you have to go to the bathroom a lot,
00:20:15you won't be able to think about the curse.
00:20:19Problem solved.
00:20:22Okay, alright, well...
00:20:24My English is not good.
00:20:26It's an option. I guess I'll get to it.
00:20:29Anyway, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:20:30Shishi, Sai Chen, thank you, thank you very much.
00:20:33I'm Japanese.
00:20:34Happy I could be here.
00:20:37Goodbye. Sayonara.
00:20:40Shishi, Ms. Guruji Tai, hurry off into the shop. Bye-bye.
00:20:43Bye-bye.
00:20:44Bye-bye.
00:20:51I said it with letters ΡΠΎΠ³Π΄Π°.
00:20:59It's all right.
00:21:03It's all right.
00:21:04After you,leg, she gets married,
00:21:06So that's the roll.
00:21:13Hold...
00:21:17Okay, what's next?
00:22:11This won't do.
00:22:12I'm just avoiding the inevitable.
00:22:14This won't break the curse.
00:22:15This won't help me.
00:22:15I need to find a more permanent method.
00:22:19But what?
00:22:20A technology.
00:22:21Olexel.
00:22:22Olexel, of course.
00:22:25Olexel.
00:22:34Olexel.
00:22:34I think you're the only one who can help me with this.
00:22:38I've got another corpse curse thing going on.
00:22:41There's a dead body in my basement.
00:22:44What should I do?
00:22:44Lincoln, to break the curse, you must eat the heart of the curse.
00:22:52The whole heart?
00:22:52The entire heart.
00:22:56And that's going to make the curse go away totally.
00:22:59Right?
00:23:00Fight the whole thing.
00:23:01The entire heart or the curse will remain.
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07That's all I'm going to go do.
00:23:09I'm going to cut out the heart and I'm going to eat it.
00:23:10The whole thing.
00:23:11Good luck.
00:23:12And do not turn to Christianity.
00:23:15It is fake.
00:23:20Hey, thanks, Olexel.
00:23:22As always, you're a lifesaver.
00:23:24Always a beautiful.
00:23:25And technology.
00:23:26Amen.
00:23:28And it's awesome.
00:23:29My favorite part.
00:23:31Yes.
00:23:32To the spread plant.
00:23:34Word.
00:23:35The truth.
00:23:36To show the truth.
00:23:37And the truth of God's truth.
00:23:39Listen.
00:23:58Now, Steve.
00:24:00We should go.
00:24:02We should go.
00:24:03We should.
00:24:03We should.
00:24:04We should.
00:24:11Okay, okay, three, five, four, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:24:38Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:24:50I'll come over you.
00:24:57Quack, quack, quack.
00:25:42Quack, quack.
00:25:58Quack, quack, quack.
00:26:24Quack, quack, quack.
00:26:40Quack, quack.
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00:28:16Quack, quack.
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00:38:53Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
00:40:45Laughter, merriment, joy, amusement.
00:40:49So, when I make a sound like this, people laugh usually.
00:40:56I don't fully comprehend the nature of this, but I do understand it is a uniquely human phenomenon.
00:41:03Despite all this, I am moving away from my cold and uncaring nature, which is only natural from my lightless
00:41:12dimension.
00:41:13But I want to know more about humans, and in doing so, I have learned that helping is the best
00:41:20way to intertwine my own nature with that of the dimension of God's light.
00:41:26Please understand. I have come here to communicate to you that you are in grave danger.
00:41:33The blue girl that traverses dimensions and studies skulls of different species was not able to access this region of
00:41:40your world.
00:41:41And she has given me a message to transfer to you as I am more capable of accessing this sector.
00:41:47You are to find a dagger that will only present itself to your unique soul.
00:41:52Only with this dagger will you be able to separate the necklace of power from the witch who stole the
00:41:57artifact, thereby severing her malevolent energies that she has used to raise the dead.
00:42:04Okay, a dagger? Necklace? Okay.
00:42:09Then all the stupid hippie college students on Owen Island can go back to bellyaching about student loan forgiveness because
00:42:16they can't find a job that pays for watching squirrels.
00:42:20Okay, I appreciate the help, but I'm trying to sleep, so could you just go away?
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:43Okay.
00:43:02What the fuck are you doing?
00:43:32Oh, I'm not a very confrontational person.
00:43:34I'm having a lot of trouble saying this, but I just got to be perfectly blunt here, and
00:43:37I'm just having a lot of doubts about our relationship.
00:43:45The corpse that I just ate the entire intestinal tract of, look, I haven't checked because
00:43:51I just don't want to look anymore if I don't absolutely have to, because it makes me sick
00:43:57and my entrails are full of a dead person's entrails, but I'll tell you what, even though
00:44:01I can't see it, I can smell it.
00:44:03It's starting to decompose, so I need you to tell me where I went wrong.
00:44:08I mean, like the orifices, did I need to get the orifices?
00:44:11Lincoln, foolish human, you were not supposed to eat the intestines.
00:44:16I told you all along you were supposed to eat the eyeballs.
00:44:22The eyes?
00:44:23Of course.
00:44:25And you made a mistake, it's no big deal, right?
00:44:27Okay, the eyes, I can handle this.
00:44:30I can do that, alright.
00:44:31If I do this, it's going to be done, right?
00:44:33Like, finished?
00:44:35Hmph.
00:44:35Both of the eyeballs and the curse would be lifted forever.
00:44:41All excellent, you're beautiful, thank you so much.
00:44:44Hey, everyone makes mistakes, I'm sorry, I was getting a little heated there, okay?
00:44:46Just the anxiety of this situation, you know what I'm saying?
00:44:49But look, look, look, look, five-star review coming your way, watch for it soon, okay?
00:44:53Haha, I'm going to get this done.
00:44:55I love you, seriously, I love you.
00:44:59Thank you, everyone.
00:45:05Bye.
00:45:15If you stay here now, make me happy...
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:18I love you, Sammy.
00:45:26I don't know.
00:46:05I don't know.
00:46:31I don't know.
00:46:55These are kind of useless now.
00:47:25I don't know.
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00:51:58Mom, I am so glad I got a hold of you.
00:52:02There's just been bad reception on this creepy island.
00:52:06No, Mom.
00:52:08Sierra didn't come out here.
00:52:10She apparently doesn't like these zombie curses.
00:52:14See, that's what I said.
00:52:15But then she got an attitude.
00:52:17And you know what I have to do when she gets an attitude.
00:52:20I had to punch her in the butt.
00:52:23Mom, I don't care if her uncle's a sheriff.
00:52:26He'll get punched in the butt, too.
00:52:29That may well be.
00:52:31But I'm not afraid of zombies.
00:52:33And I'm not afraid of you.
00:52:53Child, why have you come to this island?
00:52:56This place gives me the creeps.
00:52:59Bullcraft.
00:52:59I bet it makes you feel spicy.
00:53:01The only thing spicy in my life is Sierra.
00:53:04And I punched her in the butt.
00:53:06You say you punched this Sierra in the butt.
00:53:08But I bet you went in your closet and cried like a little wimp.
00:53:12Child, I'm not going to waste my time fighting with you.
00:53:15I have a feeling the curse will take care of you for me.
00:53:18Not even the plants survive out here.
00:53:20I'm not afraid of zombies.
00:53:22I'm not afraid of plants.
00:53:23I'm not afraid of yuppies.
00:53:25And I'm not afraid of you.
00:53:27Nice try, but I don't think so today.
00:53:30You only got lucky because you must have some kind of power I can't describe.
00:53:34I do.
00:53:35And that is why fate brought me to this island to end this curse.
00:53:39I'm warning you.
00:53:40The only thing that's going to end is your life if you don't get away from this cursed island.
00:53:46Evil has no power over me.
00:53:48It loses its power when you shed the light of truth over it.
00:53:57Yeah, now what's up?
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00Be gone, child.
00:54:02This is the last warning.
00:54:03If not, I'm just going to be picking your body up like the rest of them.
00:54:08Fine, Dinglehopper.
00:54:09I'll just be making my way then.
00:54:18Ooh, that child.
00:54:20She's going to get what's coming to her.
00:54:36I knew it.
00:54:37This is all on big purse.
00:54:46Oh, no.
00:54:48Oh, no.
00:55:00Oh, no.
00:55:04Oh, no.
00:55:11Oh, no.
00:55:14Oh, no.
00:55:16Oh, no.
00:55:16Oh, no.
00:55:17Oh, no.
00:55:17Oh, no.
00:55:18Oh, no.
00:55:27A'
00:55:28A'
00:55:28My human heart!
00:55:30Ooooooohhaha!
00:55:32Great for the kid, kid!
00:55:35Ooooooohhaha!
00:55:37Ooooooohh, nooooooo!
00:55:40A'
00:55:40A'
00:55:41A'
00:55:41A'
00:55:42It's going up?
00:55:46It's going up?
00:55:47Right now.
00:55:48It's going up?
00:55:48It's going up.
00:55:49Nope.
00:55:49That's going to go.
00:55:50Ahh!
00:55:52No!
00:55:54No good!
00:55:55No good!
00:55:56Ahh!
00:56:01Noooooooo!
00:56:03Hey, hee.
00:56:04Hey.
00:56:05Well!
00:56:05Don't miss you,
00:56:06with a baby.
00:56:07He's on your river, Dada!
00:56:09And it is you, and I'll break the sucker to get you to rip it!
00:56:39I know that the evil is real now. I can't rest on my laurels. I must find it and destroy
00:56:45it.
00:56:46I can't sit by and do nothing while innocent yuppies are slaughtered and eaten by cheesy, stupid, greedy, sweaty zombies
00:56:53of death.
00:56:54I must gather my courage and take action against the stupid undead.
00:57:27All right, I ate the eyeballs, both of them, so we're good, right?
00:57:32Because I haven't gone in there yet, but I'll tell you what, I can still smell dead meat rotting.
00:57:38Tell me we're good, Aloxel. Tell me you haven't messed me up. Please. Seriously.
00:57:43All you have to do is keep...
00:57:49What do you mean?
00:58:20What is this?
00:58:21Some kind of premonition? Some vision of the future? Of what is about to transpire on that evil, creepy island?
00:58:29Oh, an island where my own daughter is hanging out right now.
00:58:33Oh no. Undead ghouls from Hades.
00:58:37Oh no, no, no, no, no. Not the children. Not the children!
00:58:41Uh, the adults are fine. You can kill the adults. They've lived a long, full life.
00:58:45They probably deserve it anyway. But not the children! Not the children!
00:59:03Who are you?
00:59:05Lincoln, stop eating this body. I've been trying to use it as a radio to get to you.
00:59:10You've been trying to reach me through the corpse?
00:59:12This was a wicked man from an only evil. So I took him from your world.
00:59:18But I just ate its heart, its intestines, and its eyeballs. Why didn't you tell me before?
00:59:22You were never supposed to eat it. You were just supposed to listen.
00:59:25But you kept cutting it up before I could ever get a word out.
00:59:29I ate all those guts for nothing.
00:59:53Emily. I gotta help Emily.
01:00:00Emily. Talk to me.
01:00:21Your daughter is in great danger on Owen Island.
01:00:29She must find the dagger that will present itself only to one such as she.
01:00:35A dagger? Okay.
01:00:39Go, Lincoln. Help your daughter.
01:00:41Okay. Alright, I'll tell her.
01:00:45I, uh...
01:00:47I've been having trouble getting through to her.
01:00:50If, uh...
01:00:51Look, if I can't get ahold of her on the phone, I gotta go to that island.
01:00:54Uh...
01:00:54And look, I...
01:00:55I know you're starting to rot.
01:00:57I'll...
01:00:57I'll bury this corpse when I get back.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:00:59I...
01:01:00I gotta go...
01:01:00I gotta go help my daughter.
01:01:03Bye.
01:01:05If only people would clear out worldly thoughts.
01:01:09Mind peace and listen.
01:01:10Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:01:13Emily, come on.
01:01:14Pick up.
01:01:20I gotta go to that island.
01:01:41I always felt like there was something bigger than me watching over me.
01:01:46Just cause I couldn't see it with my own two eyes.
01:01:50I couldn't believe.
01:01:54And then I started to.
01:02:05The zombie infection rages across the island.
01:02:09There is little refuge for the stupid island yuppies.
01:02:12I think it's kind of funny, but then I remember it's also pretty evil and that's not cool.
01:02:18It's not cool at all.
01:02:48I
01:02:56Don't Sans.
01:03:09Hey!
01:03:10Is that a zombie?
01:03:20Oh shit, he's coming to eat us.
01:03:23Oh god.
01:04:05Oh shit, he's coming to eat us.
01:04:11Oh shit, he's coming to eat us.
01:04:37Oh shit, he's coming to eat us.
01:04:41Oh shit, he's coming to eat us.
01:04:52Oh shit, he's coming to eat us.
01:05:06I give up.
01:05:07I just give up.
01:05:08I'm tired.
01:05:13Oh man, is that a monster?
01:05:15Oh no, it is.
01:05:18That's a monster.
01:05:19Oh no, I better run.
01:05:23I'm terrified.
01:05:23Oh, here I go.
01:05:26I'm going to get away from this monster and live to the sea.
01:05:29Oh no.
01:05:32The monsters are stinky.
01:05:46They'll never find out where I am.
01:05:48Those stupid idiots have no clue.
01:05:52Ah, alright.
01:05:54What's that smoke?
01:05:55Oh my gosh, it's a daggone zombie.
01:05:58Oh no.
01:06:01Oh no.
01:06:03Oh, here I go.
01:06:06Wee.
01:06:07Get away from me, you evil zombie.
01:06:10Uh oh.
01:06:11It's getting pretty close now.
01:06:13Where should I go?
01:06:14Left?
01:06:15Right?
01:06:16I give up.
01:06:19Please, just make it quick.
01:06:38Hey, what's that stupid thing?
01:06:41Maybe it's a zombie.
01:06:44I think, let's see.
01:06:47Yep.
01:06:48That's a zombie all right.
01:06:51Maybe I should run.
01:06:53Maybe I should skip.
01:06:55Let me think.
01:06:56Hold on a minute.
01:06:56I was getting kind of close.
01:06:58Got to figure this out.
01:06:59Skip.
01:07:00No, no, run, run.
01:07:01Ah!
01:07:02Ah!
01:07:04Ah!
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:10Ah!
01:07:10Ah!
01:07:10Ah!
01:07:11Ah!
01:07:12Oh, my ankle.
01:07:13I broke my ankle.
01:07:15Somebody please help me.
01:07:17Get off your ankle.
01:07:21Yes!
01:07:21No, fire!
01:07:25No, no, no.
01:07:29Ah!
01:07:33Ah!
01:07:36Ah!
01:07:38Ah!
01:07:38Ah!
01:07:40Oh!
01:08:11Dirty wonder how my kids
01:08:17What the?
01:08:18Ugh!
01:08:19They're with zombies!
01:08:21Oh no!
01:08:22Oh no!
01:08:23Ow!
01:08:23My leg!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:26Ow!
01:08:27Doom!
01:08:27No!
01:08:28Please!
01:08:29Ah!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:32Ah!
01:08:32Ah!
01:08:33No!
01:08:34They're eating me!
01:08:35Alright!
01:08:35Ouch!
01:08:37Ah!
01:08:38Man!
01:08:39This stinks!
01:08:40Can't the government help you?
01:08:42Why do you have to eat me?
01:08:44Ah!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:49Ah!
01:08:49Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:08:51Ah!
01:08:52Ah!
01:08:52Ah!
01:08:52Ah!
01:08:53Ah!
01:08:59Ah!
01:09:00Ah!
01:09:01Ah!
01:09:01Ah!
01:09:02Ah!
01:09:02Ah!
01:09:03Ah!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:10Ah!
01:09:11Ah!
01:09:12Ah!
01:09:13Ah!
01:09:15Ah!
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:17Ah!
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:23Ah!
01:09:24Ah!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:26Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:29Ah!
01:09:32Ah!
01:10:00The curse, I can feel it permeating
01:10:03this island, like a butt about to poop.
01:10:33The curse, I can feel it.
01:10:49The curse, I can feel it.
01:11:07I came to this sweaty, stinky island of death to find my daughter.
01:11:11I didn't give the address for where she's staying, which I guess was kind of negligent
01:11:15of me, but at least I got the right island.
01:11:17Anyway, to pass the time between searching for clues to her whereabouts, I've brought
01:11:21my book by Freddie Prinze Jr. back to the kitchen.
01:11:24I can't wait to try some of these scrumptious recipes, even though I don't think I brought
01:11:28the right kitchenware and ingredients.
01:11:30Still, Freddie is so cool.
01:11:33He actually married a vampire slayer.
01:11:35I hope one day I can marry a vampire slayer too, and while our wives go out to slay vampires,
01:11:41Freddie and me can cook some delicious, healthy dishes blazing with green chili flavor.
01:11:45Last minute chicken thighs with easy black beans and rice?
01:11:48How can I go wrong?
01:11:49I can't wait to cook all 75 delicious, real recipes.
01:11:54Wait a minute.
01:11:55What's that sound?
01:11:57Sounds like...
01:11:58Zombies!
01:12:01Oh no.
01:12:02Oh where's he coming from?
01:12:05Oh no.
01:12:10Oh.
01:12:11Okay.
01:12:12Okay.
01:12:12Okay.
01:12:12I'm going to take it.
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:14Okay.
01:12:14Where are you?
01:12:16Freddy!
01:12:17Oh, Freddy!
01:12:19I sure could use some of your delicious dishes right about now.
01:12:22Oh, no.
01:12:24Oh, no.
01:12:26Go away!
01:12:30Freddy, where are you?
01:12:31Oh, no.
01:12:35I don't have any food to say.
01:12:38I haven't seen the end.
01:12:39Oh, no.
01:12:40Go away!
01:12:42I don't want to talk about it.
01:13:04The dagger, it calls to me.
01:13:06I must find it and defeat the witch.
01:13:41I don't want to talk about it.
01:14:02That funky blob deal told me I just have to separate the necklace from her.
01:14:16What are you doing out here? You know they're zombies, don't you?
01:14:21Yeah, but I'm here to stop the zombies, because I like this island.
01:14:25You sure about that?
01:14:27Pretty sure.
01:14:28I'd help you, but they're pretty scary, though. And deadly.
01:14:32That's why I found my magic dagger of death.
01:14:34Oh, magic dagger of death? Sounds pretty intense.
01:14:39Oh, it's intense alright.
01:14:41You like ice cream?
01:14:42Oh yeah, I love ice cream.
01:14:44Well maybe once you're done with all this, we can meet up and have some ice cream.
01:14:48Sure.
01:14:49Sure.
01:14:53Oh well, it's ok.
01:14:55Thank you too.
01:14:56Yeah.
01:15:07Yeah yeah.
01:15:29I don't know.
01:15:40Child, come here. I want to tell you a secret. Closer. Come a little closer, dear. I've got a special
01:15:53secret.
01:16:23I want to tell you a secret.
01:16:46I want to tell you a secret.
01:16:48I want to tell you a secret.
01:16:50I want to tell you a secret.
01:17:03I want to tell you a secret.
01:17:15I want to tell you a secret.
01:17:20I want to tell you a secret.
01:17:27I want to tell you a secret.
01:17:35I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:06I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:07I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:07I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:34I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:40I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:53I want to tell you a secret.
01:18:59I want to tell you a secret.
01:19:22I want to tell you a secret.
01:19:52I want to tell you a secret.
01:19:54I want to tell you a secret.
01:20:16I want to tell you a secret.
01:20:21I want to tell you a secret.
01:20:25I want to tell you a secret.
01:20:28I want to tell you a secret.
01:20:32I want to tell you a secret.
01:22:12I came to tell you about the curse on this island.
01:22:14Oh, I already got rid of the curse.
01:22:17You got rid of it?
01:22:19Here, let me show you where I'm staying.
01:22:21It has a lot of stuffed animals.
01:22:23Okay.
01:22:30Well, this is a pretty nice place you got, Emily.
01:22:33I'm proud of you, sweetheart.
01:22:36Yeah.
01:22:37It's a pretty nice place on this island.
01:22:40Pretty creepy, though.
01:22:41I know you said you defeated that curse, but I'm still getting some pretty negative vibes out there.
01:22:46I've seen some pretty weird things on this island lately.
01:22:52But of all the weird things I've seen on this island, the worst thing I've seen is people eating other
01:23:00people.
01:23:08And if I were to ever meet anybody who ate the flesh of other humans, I would have to kill
01:23:17them.
01:23:27Hey, Emily, want to go get the ice cream we're talking about?
01:23:31That sounds scrumptious.
01:23:47My new friend's name is Rachel.
01:23:49She's been living on the island a while.
01:23:52She's really cool.
01:23:56Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.
01:24:02That ice cream was delicious, but these jelly beans are tri-funk.
01:24:08Say that yourself.
01:24:09I know.
01:24:10Yeah.
01:24:12It looks the fun of it.
01:24:14You're not crazy.
01:24:16I hope these dead people never come out of their graves.
01:24:20They're not in their graves.
01:24:21They're up there.
01:24:23Hopefully.
01:24:30Well, it's a good thing the zombies are dead now.
01:24:33Mm-hmm.
01:24:35Do you like dogs?
01:24:38Yeah, but I like cats better.
01:24:40I guess that's all right.
01:24:49I hate the flesh of man.
01:24:52Is this it?
01:24:53Is this my destiny?
01:24:54Am I cursed?
01:24:56Has this awful, stinky island of death got me in its grips?
01:25:00Will I live forever as an undead ghoul?
01:25:03Will, please, show me the way.
01:25:06Show me an answer.
01:25:08What?
01:25:09What are you?
01:25:11No.
01:25:12No.
01:25:14You.
01:25:14You can't be the answer.
01:25:17You're not my destiny.
01:25:18You're a lie.
01:25:20You can't be real.
01:25:21Oh, you're so stupid looking.
01:25:24This can't be it.
01:25:25This is not the end.
01:25:27This is not my life.
01:25:28This is not who I am.
01:25:30You.
01:25:31You are not the answer.
01:25:32You're...
01:25:33You're...
01:25:33You're just...
01:25:34Oh, no.
01:25:35Oh, no.
01:25:49No!
01:25:52No!
01:25:53No!
01:25:54No!
01:25:55No!
01:26:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:26:34You are not your body.
01:26:50You are not your body.
01:27:06You are not your body.
01:27:36You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
01:27:38You are not your body.
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