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00:09Tonight, join Anne Edmonds, Bray O'Leary, Alex Ward, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang.
00:16As we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And at the podium, your host, Tom Gleister.
00:29Good evening, Australia. Great to have your company as we once again look back over events
00:33of the past week. It's been a busy seven days, but I think we've got just the team in to
00:37help
00:38make sense of it all. Her latest show is called Clip Clop Don't Stop and we don't want her
00:43to. It's Alex Ward. He's about to hit the bright lights of the Edinburgh Festival. Warming
00:50up here tonight, say hello to Ray O'Leary. Soon to be seen hosting the new series of
00:56talking about your gen, we're talking about Anne Edmonds. Former radio host turned UE insurance
01:04salesman, the ever versatile, Ed Cavalli. And finally, in a couple of weeks, he'll be on
01:24the show.
01:24Are you forgotten about around the country? I have. I've been touring. I was over in Western
01:27Australia recently. Well, we spotted this as part of your travels. What are we looking
01:30at there? Oh, yeah. The often forgotten about eighth wonder of the world. The world's tallest
01:36bin in Kalgoorlie. I asked some locals about it. I said, why? They go, we don't really know.
01:41So I'm going to assume maybe they were going, this is my theory, maybe they were going for
01:45like cleanest town. Yeah. And they built this huge bin, then realised they couldn't reach
01:49it. And they were like, well, we'll just pivot to Big Bin. Big Bin. Excellent pivot.
01:53And you should have seen the bin chicken. Yeah. Massive. Big. I like it. Hey, welcome
01:58back, Ray. And I have the words, Ray cannot discuss details here. Okay, no details, but tell
02:03us something about this. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I can't say what I was filming, but let's just say a hot
02:13new bombshell has entered the villa. It's not, it's not one of the islands, not one of the love
02:19islands or the. Not a love island. It's, I was in Vanuatu. Oh, what a trip to Vanuatu. And not
02:25allowed to discuss exactly what you were doing there, but it was professional? Oh, very.
02:29Yes, you can tell. Yes, you can tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You also posted this image
02:33from the trip. Yeah. Now, can we, can we zoom in a little bit there? Well, hello. Yeah, that
02:40was me out in the ocean. I was, I'm luring sailors to their doom. Wow. Yeah, wow.
02:47I can't stop looking at those nipples. I know. I've got me in a trance. They're big.
02:55A couple of, a couple of pepperonis on there. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Lovely. Lovely to see you
03:02again, Anne. And this, well, we'll say flattering portrait of you popped up recently. Oh, there
03:07I am. Yeah. What's the backstory there? What's wrong with that? They're my new glasses. I
03:12sent that to Lloyd after I got them. I said, welcome to your future. But I'd also just like
03:17to table while I'm here my interest in playing the mushroom cook. Oh, thank you. Can I have
03:23to mention it? No. Because it's, I've been saying for a long time, it should be Ray with
03:27his hair straightened, but now it's good. We've got another contender. I think that's
03:30good, Anne. I think that's good. And wait till you see my nipples. Okay.
03:35All right. I think we should get this show started. Hands on buzzers. It's been a busy
03:39week for Anthony Albanese in China. The Prime Minister has just visited a breeding centre.
03:44A breeding centre for what? Coronavirus. He didn't go there. Ray? No, I believe here
03:53we call them brothels. What do they call them in Vanuatu, my friend? What happens in Vanuatu
04:03stays in Vanuatu. It was a breeding centre for Sam. Well, it's for giant pandas, Tom. Yes,
04:12in the 70s and 80s, China's one panda policy. But that's, um, that's Funei. Remember Funei
04:18was out here in Australia for many years with Wang Wang. Yeah, with Wang Wang. And do we
04:21know where Wang Wang was? Oh, no. There we are. That's a very successful breeding program.
04:30All right, moving on to Hobart.
04:35What had these Taswegians chanting Rocky, Rocky, Rocky? Anne?
04:39They just got the Rocky movies down there. Very excellent. It's a big moment in Hobart.
04:44Uh, Ray? They were giving away their next move and now I know to play paper. Yes.
04:50A little more over the weekend, Ray. It happened over the weekend.
04:55There was an election in Tasmania and, uh, Rockcliffe or Rockcliffe? Jeremy Rockcliffe.
05:00Jeremy Rockcliffe was in, was won the premiership. Indeed. And it was a long night for TV commentators.
05:05Now, how do these work and how is it different, Andrew, from when we vote in a federal election?
05:09No!
05:12Oh. No-one noticed.
05:14Former Labor leader Mark Latham has confessed to doing what in Parliament?
05:19Anne. Nangs?
05:20Well, that's definitely a breach of standing orders.
05:23Uh, Alex.
05:25I, is it sexting or is it sexta- it's one of those. Sexting?
05:29Hmm? Yeah, yeah. Okay, sexting.
05:30Yeah, I think he kept talking about his hung Parliament.
05:32And they're just, yeah, we did not want to see it.
05:36Strong words from the US President.
05:38He's a terrible, he's a terrible, I was surprised he was appointed.
05:43Terrible, surprised he was appointed.
05:45Who's he talking about, Sam?
05:46Is it Ed being an ambassador for Yui?
05:48Is.
05:50It's doing an excellent job. Ed.
05:52I just, it just struck me that you haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
05:55I don't know why.
05:57Who is Donald Trump talking about? Alex.
05:59Uh, the Chair of Federal Reserve, wasn't it?
06:01Thank you. Jerome Powell.
06:03Hey, why is this, ooh, erotic mosaic in our newsfeeds?
06:07Uh, Alex.
06:08Trump will release anything but the Epstein files.
06:10I know.
06:11That's a wrong file.
06:13Anne.
06:13Now, this was a private photo between me and Lloyd.
06:15I'm sorry.
06:16I was getting, I was, I was getting his, um, bag for him there in this, um.
06:21Anyone, um, anyone know?
06:23Ray.
06:24Um, is it the centrefold from the magazines you had when you were a kid?
06:27It's.
06:30No, it is not, Ray.
06:31It's a, it's a Roman era mosaic that was stolen, uh, from Pompeii in World War II and
06:36it's been returned.
06:37That's the biggest point.
06:38It's yours.
06:39To Thailand now where...
06:41A woman has been arrested for seducing, blackmailing and trapping.
06:45Seducing, blackmailing and trapping who?
06:48Ray.
06:48I need to check my bank balance.
06:50You see?
06:51We'll do it in the break.
06:53Hold it for now.
06:54This is an unusual group of people.
06:55You wouldn't expect them to be seduced, blackmailed and trapped.
06:58Sam?
06:58Sam, this is the greatest story of the week.
07:00It was Buddhist monks.
07:02A bunch of Buddhist monks?
07:03Yeah.
07:04And they, they, the, the reason they caught, uh, them is that one of them next morning was
07:08doing the prayer of shame.
07:10That's amazing.
07:11Um.
07:11That's amazing.
07:13I forget about the last bit, but the first bit's right, Tom.
07:17As I mentioned, some of his weaker material tonight has just been, Sam, I will pay that
07:22multiple Buddhist monks and police have released a photo of the seductress.
07:26There you go.
07:27There she is.
07:28She's, um, we do need to move on to France.
07:33I'm not sure this idea is good enough to solve our problems.
07:36I don't think it's that great.
07:37I think it's pretty scandalous.
07:39What are those citizens unhappy about?
07:42Ed, from the looks of that video, is it dentistry?
07:45Well, not with that.
07:46It's a random selection of people.
07:48Right.
07:49Is it always having people in English speaking over them?
07:51Yeah, that would, that would, that would do your head in for a while.
07:54A little more pressing.
07:56Sam?
07:56It's a disgrace.
07:57It's, it's banning smoking in primary school.
08:01That's, that's an average shipper.
08:02No, it's public holidays.
08:04They're trying to cut back.
08:05Getting rid of two of them.
08:06Easter Monday and Bring Your Mistress to Work Day.
08:08That's right.
08:09It's just absolutely.
08:10That's great, darling.
08:11Russians, while big week at Clarence House.
08:14Who's King Charles meeting there?
08:17Alex?
08:17Was it the Royal IT Department?
08:19It was, um...
08:21A bit more, a bit more prestigious.
08:24Ray?
08:24He thinks that's Megan's family.
08:26Yes, exactly.
08:28No, they're touring the country as we speak.
08:31Ed?
08:31Ah, Indian men's and women's cricket team.
08:35Ed points yours.
08:36This is interesting.
08:37Prince Harry has retraced his late mother's footsteps by walking down a...
08:41Walking down a...
08:42Anne?
08:43His real father's driveway.
08:45Just a lovely moment.
08:48No, not a driveway, Sam.
08:50A Parisian tunnel?
08:51No.
08:53No.
08:53No.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:58No.
08:58No.
08:58No.
08:59No.
09:00No.
09:02No.
09:02In Angola?
09:03Yes, it was an emotional moment.
09:06Prince Harry walked in his mother's footsteps today.
09:09Oh, no.
09:11Hang on, hang on.
09:12Where did you get the landmine footage?
09:13Where was the other bit?
09:14I have a collection.
09:15There we go.
09:18What's unusual about this new portrait of King Charles?
09:22Jesus.
09:23Great.
09:24Did they catch him transitioning into a lizard?
09:28This is rather strange.
09:30Ed, it was painted by AI, Tommy.
09:31That's your AI painted that.
09:33Created by an AI robot.
09:35Whoa.
09:35What do you reckon?
09:36Any good?
09:36Oh, jeez.
09:37I think she's got a human head.
09:38Oh, the robot?
09:39Yeah.
09:40You can order them.
09:41Oh, really?
09:45Hey, Tom.
09:46Wow.
09:48Hey, Tom, what other human parts does your robot have?
09:51Hey, Alex, we've got to take a break.
09:54Back with more Have You Been Paintings?
09:55Right after that.
10:09It's the role Hollywood heartthrobs all knocked back.
10:12King Charles has joined forces with Anthony Albanese to shoot a very long movie.
10:17With a judge describing their act as uniquely Australian.
10:20Incredibly compelling.
10:21Funnier than I thought he would be.
10:23And it's already getting Oscar buzz.
10:25I think he's done a great job.
10:26That's why so many people are going to watch this.
10:28They did it very well.
10:29Everybody loves him.
10:34We're back to what we've had for You Been Paintings.
10:36Thank you just before we return to questions.
10:38Ed Covely, you mentioned before the show you had a medical procedure last week.
10:43God.
10:44Tom, yes, I had a vasectomy on Tuesday.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:50Yeah.
10:50Thank you very much.
10:54Actually, I didn't need the surgery.
10:56All I would have needed to have seen is that picture of Ray's nipples.
10:59It would never have worked again.
11:01So, yeah, I had it on Tuesday.
11:02I got the Bondi Vet to do it.
11:05And, yeah, so this is now going out nationally.
11:08And I'd forgotten that I'd booked it.
11:10And then I went, I did it.
11:12Obviously, I came home.
11:13And my wife was very unhappy.
11:15My wife, Tiff, was very unhappy because we hadn't really discussed it.
11:18And as I said to her, it's not your problem.
11:19It's my next wife's problem.
11:22Well, it's good to see it hasn't affected your walking style in any way.
11:25And Shackley.
11:31All right, let's get back into some more questions.
11:34Well, good news for German backpacker Carolina Wilger.
11:37What happened this week?
11:39Anne.
11:40Bradley John Murdoch died?
11:41That's true.
11:42He did.
11:44And Cornelius.
11:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:46Join the dots on that.
11:47BGM, baby.
11:48BGM's up the bar.
11:50Sam.
11:51Did you say German?
11:52Yeah.
11:52That's not the hand gesture I would have gone with.
11:57Why is she excited?
11:59She's been let out of hospital.
12:00Yes.
12:01Yeah, she's going to Wolf Creek.
12:02She's had a great time.
12:03She, no, she left hospital.
12:05She sadly got lost in the car park.
12:07But it's still all good.
12:09To some viral footage out of North Dakota.
12:16I'm frightened to ask, what happens next?
12:19Anne.
12:19He admits he's having a midlife crisis.
12:24What happens next?
12:26In that gentleman's life here.
12:28Crash?
12:28He crashes.
12:29Crashes?
12:30Bit more information, Sam.
12:31He crashes into those power lines.
12:33No.
12:33And he dies immediately in another brutal reminder of the fragility of life.
12:40I'm going to take...
12:42I'm going to take the first half of Sam's answer.
12:45Take a look.
12:46No way.
12:48Whoa!
12:48Oh, no!
12:50Oh, jeez!
12:51But he's OK.
12:53That would have been genuinely funny if Crocs had got...
12:58That would have been like a...
13:00He is fine, apparently.
13:02All right.
13:02It's time to look at all things entertainment.
13:11And tonight's showbiz segment is once again brought to you by the Mitsubishi Triton.
13:15We're talking Mitsubishi's most capable Ute ever.
13:18Nothing can frighten a Triton.
13:20Oh, I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
13:24Hi, Tom.
13:25Hi, everyone.
13:25Pedro Pascal here.
13:27And I'm Joseph Quinn.
13:28I'm Evan Moss-Bakrat.
13:29I'm Vanessa Kirby, and together we are the cast of...
13:32The Fantastic Four First Steps.
13:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:39The...
13:43Fantastic Four...
13:45It is crazy how much that's like us in the green room.
13:48Isn't it?
13:49Wow, the cast of The Fantastic Four and your question, please.
13:53In our new movie, what is the name of the character trying to destroy our world?
13:59Uh, it.
14:00Cast chemistry?
14:02It's just...
14:04Well, you know, like Superman has Lex Luthor in the Fantastic Four universe.
14:08Ray, Ray, Ray, I'm not sort of profiling you, but...
14:13If I had to pick one of us to sort of be in his house in the dark, you know...
14:18You know, nipple steep in a comic, it'd be you.
14:21Are you aware of the Fantastic...
14:23What's the answer?
14:24Um, Pirate Bay.
14:25Is...
14:28I was wrong.
14:28I was wrong.
14:30Come on, help me out.
14:30Is he a doctor?
14:31He's not...
14:32No, he's not.
14:33Not medically qualified.
14:34It's a fair question, actually.
14:36Is he a plumber?
14:37No.
14:39We need...
14:41We need his name, Sam.
14:43Physio?
14:46We've got that.
14:47We've got the cast.
14:47Is it Galactus?
14:48Galactus.
14:49Galactus.
14:49Oh, someone's shown their true colours.
14:54You've attacked Ray.
14:55You're the nerd, not...
14:57I can't believe you know that.
14:59Ever since the vasectomy, he's been nipples deep in a comic book.
15:04Ed Cavalli has suggested that the name of their nemesis is Galactus.
15:08Let's see if you're right.
15:10Galactus.
15:10Oh, boy.
15:11That's the answer.
15:13Some people say Galactus.
15:16Galactus.
15:17And is Galactus an accountant?
15:19Is...
15:20Joaquin Phoenix expressed some regrets this week.
15:23It was horrible.
15:24It was so uncomfortable.
15:25I regret it.
15:27I'll never do it again.
15:27What's he talking about?
15:29Alex?
15:30The regular cinema.
15:32Gold class has ruined him.
15:33He doesn't want to go back into those manky seats.
15:35Ed?
15:36No, he did Ed's vasectomy.
15:39He's a doctor.
15:40He's a doctor.
15:41You want to step up from that?
15:42Sam, what's Joaquin talking about?
15:46His last appearance in that studio was on Letterman when he was in character and it was...
15:52Oh, yeah.
15:52It was memorable and cringeworthy and he was playing a character and I don't think Letterman
15:57was in on it.
15:57It went off the rails back in 2009, for those who don't remember.
16:02And Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight.
16:07Pretty much it all.
16:08Sam, points to yours.
16:09Oh, this was out of character?
16:11Well, Elmo has shocked social media users with content that was far from G-rated.
16:16Wow, what was Elmo posting?
16:19Right.
16:19He outed Bird and Ernie.
16:21He's like, oh, that's okay.
16:24That's overstepping the line.
16:25He tweeted Miss Piggy saying, you up.
16:34Oh, I saw this.
16:36Racist slurs.
16:37Yes.
16:38I know.
16:39His account was hacked apparently.
16:44Well, what do we expect?
16:45He's a redneck?
16:46What do you think?
16:48Alex, points to yours.
16:50Oh, I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
16:53Hi, Tom.
16:54Hi, everyone.
16:54It's Mel and Tim here.
16:55What will we be doing together for the first time ever in October?
17:01Alex?
17:02Paragliding.
17:02Is hopefully, hopefully a little safer than that.
17:05No, I believe they're going to the Coldplay concert.
17:12Don't think.
17:13Not, is it more of a professional event?
17:15Anyone know?
17:16We've announced this on the cheap seats the other week.
17:18Very exciting news.
17:19They're going to be...
17:20Ed.
17:20They're doing a world tour, Tommy.
17:22But one city.
17:23World.
17:25Ed, let's see if you're right.
17:26Aha.
17:27Very funny, everyone.
17:28We actually have not slept together.
17:32But we will be appearing live on stage
17:34as part of the cheap seats world tour.
17:36You've got tickets here.
17:37Ed, points are yours.
17:38Or staying with showbiz.
17:41Wow, what are we looking at there, folks?
17:44Sam.
17:45That is an artistic interpretation of your career.
17:48Yes.
17:50Well, I like to think that I've burned bright.
17:53I've burned bright.
17:54That's a set.
17:55It's like a set, isn't it?
17:56It's actually a music festival.
17:59Tomorrowland.
18:00Tomorrowland.
18:01And they've still gone ahead,
18:02but apparently one of the main stages burnt down in Belgium.
18:05Oh, this couple at a Coldplay concert.
18:09Well, they've gone viral for doing what on the kiss can?
18:12The Jumbotron caught them doing what, Ray?
18:14Is it listening to Coldplay music without losing the will to live?
18:18It was very unfair.
18:20Didn't relate to the music as such, but...
18:23Anne.
18:24No, they were pashing on and having an affair.
18:26Yes, yeah, yeah.
18:27And he's now lost everything, I think.
18:29He once ruled the world.
18:33I think you've got it.
18:34Anne, take a look.
18:35Oh, look at these two.
18:36All right.
18:37Either they're having an affair or...
18:39Right.
18:40It's just very exciting news for Coldplay fans
18:42as they've released two new singles.
18:44Oh, wow.
18:50We've got to take a break.
18:52Back with our special guest, Chris Martin.
19:11And you're watching, have you been paying attention?
19:15All right.
19:16Settle down, folks, because it's time to meet our special guest quiz master.
19:20If you haven't heard of her, then I guarantee you know someone who has.
19:23Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
19:30The mastermind turning crowds into choirs.
19:33Please welcome Astrid Jorgensen.
19:36Hi, Astrid.
19:38Come on out.
19:39Welcome.
19:40Hi.
19:41Nice to see you.
19:41Nice to see you.
19:42Now, that is an incredible moment.
19:44How on earth did you find yourself on America's Got Talent?
19:47It was weird.
19:47I was, like, looking on news, paying attention,
19:50and it seemed like America is a bit boring at the moment.
19:53There's not much going on there.
19:54Yeah, very fine.
19:54It's very calm.
19:55So I thought I'd go give them something to talk about.
19:57You did indeed.
19:57And you got through the next round.
19:59I did.
19:59So you're going to go back for that?
20:01Actually, it's unfolding in real time.
20:03I'm waiting to hear from the producers.
20:04So fingers crossed.
20:05I think I did well.
20:06Well, your clip has been streamed 170 million times.
20:10Wow.
20:10Did it sort of engage?
20:13Did it change your life?
20:16I mean, well, I'm here.
20:17Yeah, so something's changed, for better or worse, you know.
20:20Let's go back to the beginning.
20:22You were a high school music teacher?
20:23Yes, that's it.
20:24And was there, like, a lightbulb moment
20:26when you came up with a pub choir concept?
20:29I mean, teaching small children
20:30is pretty similar to teaching drunk adults.
20:33So it was, like, quite a small leap, actually.
20:35Yeah, sure.
20:36And I met the children, and I was like,
20:37I would love to do something else, so...
20:39OK.
20:40You've gone to a broader audience.
20:42So for those who might not know, what exactly is pub choir?
20:44It's like an improvised comedy music lesson
20:47where I rewrite a song per show
20:50and I try and convince the audience to sing my version.
20:53It's like a real power play thing.
20:55Absolutely.
20:56Yeah.
20:56And do you ever get chunks of audiences who just can't sing?
20:59I mean, yeah, but if you get enough people in a room together
21:02and kind of boss them around,
21:04then you can achieve average results together,
21:06which I think is beautiful.
21:08Absolutely.
21:08We love average here on 10.
21:10Now, I think we've got some footage here of your first gig,
21:14or one of your first gigs.
21:15So this is you at, I presume,
21:16just a small, what, 100-odd people in the room?
21:19Yeah, that's 70 people in Brisbane.
21:2170 in Brisbane.
21:21That's where it began.
21:22Fast forward, you find yourself directing
21:24some of the biggest choirs in the world.
21:25Is that Horton Pavilion?
21:28Yeah, there's, like, casual 5,000 people at choir rehearsal.
21:30Oh, I'm wearing the same top.
21:31Oh, no.
21:33I have other clothes.
21:34Of course you do.
21:35And Pup Choir's taking you all around the world.
21:37I notice you've got a tour coming up.
21:39You're going, you know, US, UK.
21:41It's sold out in Dublin.
21:42Yeah, I think it's a really small room,
21:44but we didn't put that on the floor.
21:45That's enough.
21:46Astrid, you have a superpower called audiation.
21:49What on earth is audiation?
21:51It is, I can hear music in my head in quite a lot of detail,
21:54but, like, by choice, not just, like, crazy intrusions.
21:58It's like I can imagine songs with a few extra layers,
22:02and I guess that's how I run the show.
22:04Right.
22:04I reimagine the song in my head as I try not to be too crazy about it,
22:08and then I try and explain to the audience what might work
22:11and what would feel good.
22:12OK.
22:12I'm like that with comedy.
22:14It's just all...
22:15I hear voices.
22:17I hear voices for sure.
22:18I believe that.
22:19It's so hard not to listen, you know what I mean?
22:21Like, yeah.
22:22We all have voices.
22:24And you've got a book out in September, Average at Best,
22:27so is that the pub choir story?
22:28It's the Sam Pang story.
22:30Oh, there you go.
22:33Please.
22:37Yeah, I can take that from her.
22:39It would appear I do.
22:42Well, we know that's a joke because Sam can't read, so...
22:46There'll be an audio book, don't we?
22:48Absolutely.
22:51Why?
22:52Are you just going to let our guest pick on me?
22:54I want her back every week.
22:56Hey, Astrid, do you reckon you could get our audience here
23:00in the studio singing?
23:01I love to boss people around.
23:02Do you want to get it going?
23:04In your hands.
23:05OK.
23:06If you have a low voice, copy after me.
23:09Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:11Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:13If you have a higher voice, copy me.
23:15Da-da-da.
23:16Da-da-da.
23:18Can you repeat?
23:20Join us.
23:21Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:22Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:24Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:26Da-da-da-da-boom.
23:28All right.
23:33I'm Astrid, beautiful.
23:35Astrid, that was amazing.
23:37Also, do you know that half our audience are having affairs tonight?
23:41And you've just outed them.
23:43Yes, Alex?
23:44Can we do WAP now?
23:45No.
23:46But that was, you had the low voice, the high voice,
23:49and the vasectomy voice, and it was all just blended beautifully.
23:54I mean, average people working together, average results.
23:57I think it's beautiful.
23:58Absolutely.
23:59Yeah, beautifully.
24:00Give yourself a round.
24:02Fantastic.
24:03Don't like it so much when she turns on you, does it?
24:06Astrid has some questions for you five.
24:08All right, let's put our hands on buzzers
24:10and dive into some questions.
24:10Astrid.
24:11Okay.
24:12It was a tough week for pop music fans.
24:14Atlanta police say they've issued an arrest warrant
24:16for a suspect accused of breaking into an SUV
24:18and stealing Beyonce's...
24:20Stealing Beyonce's...
24:22Right?
24:23They stole everything she owned in a box to the left.
24:26Well done.
24:28That was done, right?
24:29Have you ever stolen from Beyonce's...
24:32Alex?
24:33Like, unreleased music.
24:35Was it?
24:35Yeah.
24:35It's in her car?
24:36What?
24:36Why would she leave it just in her car?
24:38I wouldn't leave my bag in my car.
24:40It says he is stolen from a choreographer's car.
24:42I don't know.
24:43All right, ask your next question, please.
24:44Leo and Stitch is the first movie of 2025
24:47to achieve what milestone?
24:49Ray.
24:50Most streamed on iPads by parents who have given up.
24:53Well, it's probably saved a few parents.
24:56Ed.
24:57Shut up, Ray.
25:03You try to go to Bali with those two brats squawking, man.
25:06See how long you are.
25:07It's all right for you.
25:08Yeah, dropping your Dax and Vanuatu by yourself.
25:11We can't all be South Pacific sex tourists, bro.
25:13We've got kids.
25:15Sorry, Astro.
25:16We've hit a bit of a raw nerve.
25:18One billion dollars at the box office.
25:20Whoa.
25:20Yes, that's it.
25:22We're clapping for Lilo.
25:23Because they might be watching.
25:25Aren't they fictional?
25:25I think one's real, one's not.
25:26One's an alien.
25:27I don't know.
25:28Lilo is the girl and Stitch is...
25:30Sorry, Ed makes me sit in the car with the iPad.
25:34We do need to move on.
25:35Astro, next question, please.
25:37Not a good week for Harry Potter actress Emma Watson.
25:40She's been banned from what?
25:42Right.
25:42She's been banned from my DMs.
25:44Well.
25:46Might be mutual, right?
25:49And...
25:49Ban for driving, Astro, for speeding.
25:51That's it.
25:52That's it.
25:52Ed's got the points.
25:54Here's a track we heard a lot this year.
25:56Pretty little baby, I'm so in love with you.
26:01It was big on TikTok.
26:02Why is it back in the news?
26:05Troll.
26:07Ray.
26:09Did the lady who sung it, she died?
26:13Uh-oh, we've got a correct answer.
26:14Wait, wait.
26:15Astro, the answer is?
26:17Does he need to know the name?
26:18No, no, please.
26:20Uh-oh, uh-oh.
26:21No.
26:22Ray, you don't, you don't.
26:24The bar's low.
26:25Pretty little baby singer Connie Francis passed away.
26:2810 points to the record.
26:33Oh, yes.
26:34On the board, Ray.
26:35Is this what it feels like for you guys all the time?
26:37Is this...
26:38We've got to take a break.
26:40You can be part of pub choir throughout October and November.
26:43Check out their website.
26:44Would you please thank Astro D'Argent?
27:01We're back in the time to put an Astro D'Argent message individually to the test.
27:04This week, like many Australians, we are celebrating...
27:13Christmas in July.
27:17Now, it's pretty straightforward.
27:20We'll show you each a Yuletide-related TV show or film.
27:25All you have to do is answer a simple question.
27:28But, no, hey, hang on.
27:30I'm not going to do this alone.
27:31Under your desks, you'll find a piece of Christmas-connected headwear.
27:36If you could join me in putting it on now, folks.
27:39Can I just point out that it looks like you've got a scrotum on your head?
27:44Yeah, maybe that is a little...
27:46So, I donated that after my procedure this week.
27:52Fixed.
27:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:53Turning it to the sides helped everything, Tom.
27:56Is it an ear?
27:58Yeah, it's an elf's ear.
28:00Oh, OK.
28:01No, you've got to keep turning it.
28:03You've got to keep turning it.
28:04Keep going.
28:05Here we go.
28:06Oh, there you go.
28:09All right.
28:10Um, Alex, let's start with you.
28:15Oh, cute.
28:16Alex, we're getting into the Christmas spirit
28:20by tuning in to the Hallmark Channel's 2021 relationship drama,
28:24Tis the Season, to be merry.
28:26So, that's it?
28:28You were just going to leave without saying anything?
28:32You're just going to take off for Thailand,
28:34build houses for all of those elephants
28:35without even saying goodbye to me after everything I've talked about?
28:39What do you want me to say?
28:41Don't go.
28:42Well, then, fine.
28:43I will say it.
28:45Don't go!
28:47Whoa.
28:48Very dramatic.
28:50Alex, how does Chris respond?
28:53With another lie.
28:54If he said he's going to build houses for elephants,
28:56he's like, I've got to build houses,
28:58mow the lawns for dolphins.
28:59All that people want me to go.
29:00But she's desperate.
29:02She's saying, don't go, don't go.
29:04So, what is his answer?
29:05What's his answer?
29:06What would you say to a woman that's begging you not to go?
29:09I'd say, don't worry,
29:10I won't go near the monks' monastery.
29:13No tempting monks?
29:14I'd say, um, I'm sorry,
29:16but my heart says Thailand and elephants.
29:20I've got to go.
29:21Wow.
29:22It's a one-word answer?
29:23Oh.
29:24Oh.
29:24Um, he says, okay.
29:30Wait.
29:31Take a look.
29:33Okay.
29:33What?
29:36Alex!
29:40I just, I literally just wrote a Christmas movie in ten seconds.
29:43That's amazing.
29:44I think Christmas in July's got off to a cracking start.
29:47Can you give us another little shake of your head?
29:48It's quite...
29:49There's a little bell on there.
29:50There's a bell.
29:51Bell in the back, yeah.
29:51All right.
29:52Hey, Ray,
29:52you're getting cosy by the fire
29:55with a classic holiday film,
29:56A Christmas Story,
29:57where friends Flick and Schwartz
29:59are arguing in the school playground.
30:02You're full of beans and so is your old man.
30:04Oh, yeah.
30:05Yeah!
30:05Says who?
30:06Says me.
30:07Oh, yeah.
30:07Yeah!
30:08I double dare you.
30:09You're full of it.
30:10Oh, yeah?
30:11Yeah!
30:12I triple dog dare you.
30:15All right, all right.
30:18All right, that young child has been triple dog dared
30:21to do what?
30:22Oh, well, firstly, thank you for...
30:25I mean, all those kids look like my high school bullies.
30:30And my current bullies.
30:31Sure.
30:33It's a little triggering?
30:34Yeah, a little triggering.
30:35Yeah, yeah.
30:35I'm trying to think...
30:36They're daring one of the little kids to do something.
30:38What would you do?
30:39Something you shouldn't do on a really snowy, icy, cold day?
30:42Um, I mean, judging from, like, one of the kids had the big goggles on and the scarf, is it,
30:50um, is it a... do they go down a sled on a big hill?
30:53What should you not stick to?
30:58What?
31:00The Channel 10 HR department.
31:03I've done all I can.
31:05Um, it involves a flagpole and a young boy.
31:09Oh, does he...
31:09Oh, oh, yeah, no, we've all done this.
31:12Does he, um, does he lick the flagpole?
31:15Ray, let's take a look.
31:29Why would you show me that?
31:32Because we want to give you 10 points to round.
31:38Sam, we're going to jingle all the way back to 1969 for a special festive-themed episode of The Brady
31:44Bunch,
31:44where Carol is not well, but Cindy has a plan.
31:49Well, my sakes.
31:52What's your name?
31:53Cindy Brady.
31:54My, but you are a pretty little girl.
31:58What toy would you like to have Santa bring you?
32:01Oh, I don't want any toys.
32:03No toys?
32:05Well, you must want something for Christmas.
32:08I do.
32:10Sam, what?
32:12What does Cindy want?
32:14I think she wants Santa to stop calling her pretty little girl.
32:18It's a little...
32:19We did that back in the 70s.
32:21I think it's now been, uh...
32:22Yeah, that doesn't make it right.
32:24No, no, no.
32:25Who's weak?
32:26Who's weak?
32:27Okay, so Carol Brady is unwell.
32:30Is that Carol?
32:31No, that's not Carol.
32:32I wasn't, I can't defend myself.
32:34I didn't watch Brady.
32:35Okay, sure, no, that's Carol's the mum.
32:36So Cindy's mum, her best mum.
32:38Where's she?
32:38Um, well, she's at home, unwell.
32:41And so Cindy's asking for something specific.
32:44A gun?
32:46Alright, this is probably going to tip us over the line,
32:49but Carol has laryngitis.
32:52We're hearing a lot about Carol.
32:55That's Cindy, though.
32:57Cindy's a selfless little creature,
32:59and instead of wanting a toy...
33:01I would...
33:02You said creature,
33:03but you really wanted to say pretty little girl, didn't you?
33:06Oh!
33:08Oh!
33:09What's wrong with you?
33:10I've given you an hour.
33:11Well, she wants her mum to get, well, get better.
33:16And if it evolved laryngitis, she would...
33:20Get her voice back!
33:21Oh!
33:22Exactly.
33:26Sam, let's find out.
33:28I want my mummy to get her voice back.
33:30Sam has ten points, bud.
33:32I gave a lot of them to him.
33:35Ed,
33:37you're watching the American direct-to-video comedy slasher Jack Frost,
33:41where the townsfolk are being threatened by a killer snowman.
33:45You know, I remember a night like this back in 79.
33:48There were three of us.
33:50What was that?
33:54I don't feel anything.
33:57You don't feel that?
34:06Ed, how do they defeat the killer snowman?
34:10Tell you what, that giant ball in peril,
34:13that's really taken me back to the vasectomy.
34:15Yeah.
34:16Sorry, a little close.
34:17Just to make it brief, a snow ball, snowman, evil snowman,
34:21just a heater, just a red-hot poker.
34:23Oh!
34:24What do you mean just to make it brief?
34:25Are you suggesting I went too long?
34:28Yes, red-hot poker.
34:29They use heat, but specifically from...
34:31Head dryer.
34:32Check it out.
34:38We missed him.
34:39Out with a Dyson and ten points to Ed.
34:46Let's bring this thing home.
34:47And we're going back to 1994 for your Yuletide moment,
34:51where the residents of Summer Bay are outside enjoying a pre-Christmas barbecue.
34:56What do you want all this stuff for anyway?
34:58Well, barbecuing prawns.
34:59Fair enough.
34:59So this must be the tree Elf's been talking about, eh?
35:02Must cost a fortune in power with all those lights.
35:05No, the miserable old git turns them off at ten o'clock.
35:07That'll be right.
35:11Oh, yeah, you'll save any for us?
35:12Chill out, Alf. Where's your Christmas spirit?
35:14Yeah, Mr Stewart, how about a Christmas carol?
35:16What?
35:17Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
35:20La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
35:22Ann, what do you think happens next?
35:24The home and away kids are sitting around, they're barbecuing prawns.
35:27Yep.
35:27Alf's come out and sung a bit of a carol.
35:29Yep, yep.
35:30And then Elsa gets out the bucket bomb.
35:33Ah, no way.
35:34Doesn't it?
35:35It's very PG, but something bad happens.
35:37Yeah, I think that tree is going to go up.
35:40No.
35:40Yep.
35:41Ann, Edmonds.
35:42Take a look.
35:43La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
35:5110 points to Anne Evelyn.
35:53Well done.
35:55And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
36:00Christmas in July.
36:02Back with all have you been paying attention right after this.
36:18Oh, it's swan-upping week in the UK.
36:23They're tied with special swan ties.
36:25They're taken ashore.
36:27Then they're weighed, measured, and most importantly...
36:31And most importantly...
36:32Alex, cooked?
36:34No, no, no, no.
36:35They are looked after.
36:36Ray?
36:37I'm stuffed into a pillowcase.
36:40Swans are not harmed, but swan-upping is, of course,
36:43the ritual of...
36:46They count them?
36:47That's it.
36:47They're counted and they're checked for their health
36:49because I think the king technically owns all the swans...
36:53He owns all the swans.
36:54..in the River Thames.
36:54He does.
36:55Breaking news.
36:56We have a special video quiz master standing by.
37:00Hi, Tom and the team.
37:02Peter Hitchener from Nine News here.
37:04What milestone did I celebrate this week?
37:07What milestone did Pete Hitchener, famous newsreader, celebrate Sam?
37:10Well, knowing Hitch, is it, um...
37:14Well, I'm hoping it's seven days of sobriety.
37:16LAUGHTER
37:18Very sorry.
37:19Uh, Ray?
37:20No, he just got with the weather girl.
37:23She's 45, but she feels like a 32, so...
37:27LAUGHTER
37:34..on so many levels, Ray.
37:38Such a lot, Ray.
37:39Hey, Tom, he's celebrating 60 years
37:42in media, entertainment and journalism.
37:45Ooh, Ed, let's see if you're right.
37:4660 years in the media.
37:48Isn't that amazing?
37:50Oh!
37:52Oh, this was interesting.
37:54Uber is attempting to attract more senior Australians
37:57to its ride-share app.
37:59What's, uh, Uber offering seniors?
38:01You tell us.
38:03Well, I mean...
38:04This is a good initiative, thank you, Ray.
38:07Great.
38:07Uh, is it drivers who don't mind being asked
38:09where are they really from?
38:12LAUGHTER
38:16Once, I mean once, come on.
38:18Uh, anyone know what else we're here?
38:20It's, like, bigger text, like, the font is larger.
38:23Ed, point to yours.
38:24To a shopping mall in the US.
38:26I've got a child heading towards the vending machine.
38:30It's all going pretty well.
38:31What happens next?
38:33Ray?
38:33Natural selection.
38:35LAUGHTER
38:36Well, he's not a million miles off,
38:38but some details are applied.
38:40Uh, Alex, what happens next?
38:41He crawls in there.
38:43No.
38:43Yep, he gets right in there.
38:45Oh, it's a nightmare.
38:45Would you like to have a look?
38:46Yeah, I would love to have a look.
38:48Let's, uh, let's have a look.
38:49Don't do it, little fella.
38:50No!
38:52Oh, my God.
38:54Child was fine.
38:55We can get him out with the...
38:56We can get him out with the...
38:57All right, it's time to burn off a few calories.
39:01MUSIC
39:08One of the greatest sporting events
39:10was held over the weekend.
39:12I speak, of course, of...
39:14Sam.
39:15It's the Open.
39:16Indeed.
39:17In the Open Championships.
39:19Have you been playing?
39:19You've been playing, Tom?
39:20You've been playing golf?
39:21I got out on the weekend.
39:23Not golf, just I got out.
39:25It's...
39:25LAUGHTER
39:27Simone Biles was a big winner at the ESPYs.
39:31Well, that was very unexpected,
39:32especially in a category of all men,
39:35so thank you guys so much.
39:38What was the category?
39:40Uh, Ray?
39:41Um, bringing in the most groceries from the car.
39:43That's a fierce competition.
39:45A little, uh...
39:46A little more prestigious at the ESPYs.
39:49Alex?
39:49It's...
39:50It's such an annoying title
39:51that I can't really remember it
39:52because it's just, like, best champion.
39:55Best championship performance
39:56and you got most of those words.
39:57I'm going to give you the points.
39:59Huge week for Sydney FC teenager Joe Lacey.
40:01What did he do?
40:04A dick pic?
40:05No.
40:07You'll take that back in a minute, Anne.
40:09Uh, Ed.
40:09He said, I just got this from Mark Latham.
40:11Have a look.
40:12Oh, Sam's going to jump in.
40:14Scored the winner against...
40:16Wrexham.
40:17Take a look.
40:18That's a nice start from Ack.
40:19Good shot.
40:20Brilliant.
40:21Good goal for me.
40:21Good goal.
40:2218-year-old.
40:22Joe Lacey.
40:24Academy product.
40:25This footage from Peru has gone viral.
40:27Se da la partida de la carre de jinetes
40:29inmediatamente José Ávila por dentro
40:32con Rodrigo Alonso.
40:33Wow.
40:34What is the story there?
40:36Alex.
40:37If they're there,
40:37who's running the chocolate factory?
40:39You do have to ask yourself that question.
40:41Well, surely it's a race for...
40:43It's a jockey's race.
40:44No horses.
40:45It'll be for charity or...
40:47That's what I'm chasing.
40:47...US visas or...
40:49I'll take the first part, Ed.
40:51It's Peru's Jockey Fest event
40:53and they raise money for charity.
40:54To an awkward moment
40:56during a test match in England.
40:58Shouldn't laugh.
40:59Shouldn't laugh.
41:00That's painful.
41:02What's happened to England Captain Ben Stokes?
41:05We shouldn't laugh,
41:06but it is painful.
41:07I think Ed knows.
41:08I do.
41:09I was going to say.
41:11I know the feeling.
41:12I know the feeling.
41:14That is rough.
41:14I'll need an answer.
41:15Ali.
41:16He got hit in his middle stump.
41:20Alright, I'm going to invite
41:21half the population to look away now.
41:25Oh, on the deck of the...
41:29And on that note,
41:30we've got to take a break.
41:31Back with our winner right after.
41:42We are back.
41:43Let's close the show up
41:45with a little Rapid Recall.
41:47And tonight's Rapid Recall
41:48is once again proudly brought to you
41:50by our very good friends at Yui.
41:52You may have seen their ads,
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41:57Start that clock.
41:58Great read, Tom.
42:01Do you want me to walk?
42:02I failed today.
42:04Thank you, Ed.
42:05A tough week for Rupert Murdoch.
42:07Donald Trump is suing him for what?
42:10Too many words,
42:12not enough Garfields.
42:14He loves a comic.
42:16No, more specifically,
42:17he's saying...
42:18Slander, right?
42:19Yeah, libel and slander.
42:20Tell me,
42:20what are we looking at here?
42:23Ray.
42:23That's the rat
42:24that teaches karate
42:25to the mutant turtles.
42:28So it should be.
42:29So it should be.
42:31It's ninjutsu, but yeah.
42:32Do you mean splinter?
42:33Yeah, thank you.
42:35Hold on.
42:36Nerd.
42:39What are we looking at, Charlie?
42:40It's a quoll.
42:40It is.
42:41It's an eastern quoll
42:42and it's glowing
42:43because it's bioluminescent.
42:44Get out of it.
42:46This photo was released
42:47during the week
42:48to mark what occasion?
42:50Right.
42:51New skier crow.
42:52Is...
42:55Her majesty's hanging out
42:56in the field.
42:57Anne.
42:58Has she had a birthday?
42:59Yeah, 78...
43:01Yes, Anne.
43:02I thought her birthday
43:03was on August the 1st.
43:04This is...
43:06That's good.
43:07That's good for me.
43:08She's had 78th birthday.
43:10Speaking of birthdays,
43:11Ray and Alex,
43:11we were at a birthday party
43:13on the weekend
43:13with Mel Bracewell,
43:15turned 30,
43:15and we popped into
43:16the photo booth
43:17and there we are
43:18enjoying a big night.
43:20You know, I was there.
43:21Were you?
43:22Yeah.
43:24We quickly took this
43:26when you went
43:26to the bathroom.
43:27You have a special room
43:29that's like roped off
43:30for the VIP.
43:31I know it's late,
43:32but if you give me
43:33one minute,
43:33I'll prove that I was there.
43:34Please do.
43:35OK.
43:36Here we go.
43:37Here we go.
43:37He's off.
43:40Oh, my goodness.
43:41This is unprecedented.
43:43What's under there, Anne?
43:44No one's ever been
43:45allowed in there.
43:46What have you...
43:46Oh, I feel grumpy
43:47all of a sudden.
43:50This game doesn't make sense.
43:53What's that?
43:54What do you got there?
43:54What you got there, young man?
43:55You show up for the camera.
43:57Show us, mate.
43:57Where'd you get that?
43:58I don't know when you got
43:59your little photo taken,
44:00but...
44:01What do you got there?
44:01I rolled up later.
44:02What?
44:03You're both...
44:04What is this?
44:13I'm very impressed.
44:14Happy birthday, Mel Bracewell.
44:16It was a fabulous evening.
44:17It must be nice
44:18to be invited.
44:22Apple Watch users
44:23can now access
44:24what additional feature?
44:26Oh, no.
44:30Sleep apnea related.
44:31Oh, that's actually good.
44:32Follow-up question.
44:33Yes, points are yours.
44:33But that means you have to
44:35leave your watch on, right?
44:36Yes.
44:36At night.
44:37He'll tell you in the morning
44:37if you died.
44:41Oh, the iconic rosebud sled
44:43from Citizen Kane
44:44has made Hollywood history again.
44:46What's happened?
44:47Ah, Ray.
44:48It helped a Jamaican dobsled.
44:50Wouldn't that be amazing?
44:52Unrelated to the cool runnings,
44:53Alex.
44:54I saw this.
44:55It's sold for some crazy amount
44:56like 22 million.
44:57Yes, Australian.
44:58Hey, Jennifer Lopez
44:59has vowed to never do what again?
45:02It.
45:03Ben Affleck.
45:04Is.
45:04Oh, Liam.
45:06One of the, was she?
45:07No, but it is get married.
45:09Yeah, she said never marry again.
45:10Charlie XCX celebrated.
45:12Oh, I'm out of time.
45:14Let's check that final leaderboard
45:15and our winner is Ed Cataly.
45:20Congratulations, Australian.
45:21Thanks to everyone
45:22for being part of the show tonight.
45:23We'll leave you with a reminder
45:25of the need to pay attention
45:26when you're doing a live TV news cross.
45:28We will have a full list
45:29of all the possible
45:31school holiday activities
45:32and da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.
45:36There you go.
45:38Good night, Australia.
45:39See you next week.
45:41APPLAUSE
45:41MUSIC
45:43MUSIC
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