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00:09Tonight, join Pete Halea, Kitty Flanagan, Tim McDonald, Emma Holland and Sam Pang.
00:16As we look back on The Weekend Us, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the Chris Master General, Tom Gleisner.
00:28Good evening, Australia. Great to have you all come through as we once again play Chris Show Catch-Up on
00:32The Week That Was.
00:33And to help us out, we've assembled five of our favourites to see if they can recall some of the
00:39major moments.
00:39Just back from a sell-out season at the Edinburgh Fringe, say hello to Emma Holland.
00:46Co-host of The Cheap Seats each week here on 10, it's Mr Tim McDonald.
00:52And welcome to our new actor, author and certified cat lover, the always informed Kitty Flanagan.
00:59Co-host of the hit podcast, Make Me Good at Golf, one of our favourites, Pete Halea.
01:05And finally, a man who leads from the front but somehow ends up behind, Mr Sam Pang.
01:14Congratulations, Emma. You're just back from a massive month performing at the Edinburgh Fringe.
01:20Yes. Highlights?
01:21Just seeing where my ancestors came from, I suppose.
01:25Did you know you had Scottish heritage?
01:26I don't.
01:27OK.
01:29We saw this photo. Emma, what's going on here?
01:31Oh, yes.
01:36Well, I thought it would be quite funny to do one of my shows wet.
01:42And so before I went on stage, I like got in the shower and just made myself wet.
01:47And it's funny for the first 10 seconds and then I'm on stage and I realise I'm just quite wet.
01:51Yes.
01:52And like 10 minutes in, you'd be chafing, I'm suspecting.
01:55I'm just saying, when your clothes get wet.
01:58Yes, Sam.
01:58That's actually the earliest you've ever lost the crowd.
02:03Well done, mate.
02:04You're on tonight.
02:06Good to see you again, Kitty.
02:08Have you been out on the golf course?
02:10Yeah.
02:10We spotted this online.
02:13Look at that.
02:14That is very impressive.
02:17Great looking swing.
02:18You weren't nervous, like cameras filming and everything?
02:20Oh, to be honest, Tom, I think everyone carries on a bit about golf, especially men.
02:24Oh, it's so hard.
02:26Let's face it, the ball is stationary.
02:28All you've got to do is pick a spot and hit it there.
02:30So, what's the big deal, guys?
02:33What's the big deal?
02:34You say that, Kitty, but we also came across this.
02:38Oh.
02:41Yep.
02:42I picked a spot in the bushes.
02:45Straight to it.
02:46Straight over.
02:47Mary and World 1.
02:48On what channel?
02:52I know it's on sports.
02:58I think it's on Channel 7, but Kitty's Ball end up on SBS.
03:01Yes.
03:03Yes.
03:05It may well have been the case.
03:07Hey, great to see you again, Pete.
03:09And you've been up at the snow.
03:10I think you were doing a gig with Tom Gleason?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Was it like a gig gig, or did you just want a freebie at the snow?
03:18Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:19Tom, I am a professional.
03:20I'm a craftsman.
03:21If you're suggesting that I'm organising these gigs to get free lift passes and snow, I take
03:27a gun bridge at that point.
03:28So, Pete, I take it back.
03:29I mentioned you've also got a new podcast out, Make Me Good at Golf.
03:33I do need some new clubs.
03:34Oh, OK.
03:36We've cleared that up.
03:37For anyone who wants to listen to the podcast, it's available on sports.
03:40Good chance.
03:42That's where we'll find it.
03:43Hey, welcome back, Tim, and congratulations on the cheap seats.
03:45You've been getting some big guests lately.
03:48Yes.
03:49Well, last week on Have You Been, you had Miss Universe.
03:51Miss Universe, yes.
03:52Of course.
03:52And you had?
03:53We had little Miss Universe.
03:56It was a very interesting discussion.
03:58I think we've got some footage of it here.
03:59Here's a brief moment from the interview.
04:01Do you want?
04:01No, no, no, no.
04:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:13We were discussing the war in Ukraine.
04:17Very interesting views.
04:19All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:23Starting with an explosive moment from a press conference in Brisbane.
04:27Oh, Mike, don't say that, because that irritates me, and I punch bloods in the mouth for saying that.
04:34For saying what?
04:35Hey.
04:36He was accused of enjoying Aperol spritz over Forex.
04:39Yeah.
04:40That's dangerous.
04:41I don't like that.
04:42That's, that's...
04:43Ah, Tim.
04:44No, it's the allegation that he's been controlled by a little rat under his hat.
04:49Anyone know what this backstory is?
04:51Emma.
04:51No, someone accused him of being Lebanese, but he's straight, so...
04:57Well...
04:57Yeah, I'll play that.
04:59A journalist brought up his, um, his heritage.
05:03Strong words from Senator Michaelia Cash.
05:05This is the letter.
05:07You said no.
05:09Oh, you have some serious explaining to do today.
05:13What's the letter?
05:14Kitty.
05:15It was her request for a new hairdresser.
05:19Denied.
05:20Denied.
05:21And what's she fired up about, Sam?
05:23Was it the letter...
05:25G?
05:28Can I have 25 more guesses?
05:32Tim, what was the letter?
05:33Sometimes Santa says no, and...
05:37Pete.
05:38It's a letter from Bob Catter, asking to be referred to as Bob-a-Ganush.
05:46I don't think any of you are taking this seriously.
05:49Help me out, Sam.
05:49What was the letter about?
05:52Are you sure Pete's answer's not on the card?
05:55I think it's related to the, the, uh, Iranian ambassador.
05:59Not even close.
06:00It is...
06:01She was calling for the Iran's Revolutionary Guard to be deemed a terrorist organisation,
06:06and the government have refused.
06:08I'm pretty sure the Iranian ambassador's involved.
06:12I'm very in mind, his first answer was the letter G, so...
06:16In terms of detail, I think Tim may have...
06:19Oh, OK.
06:19Thanks, Ed.
06:21How dare you?
06:23How...
06:24How dare you?
06:26How dare you?
06:27I miss him.
06:27I miss him already.
06:29Big thank you to Yui, who, uh...
06:32LAUGHTER
06:34It had to happen.
06:35We're moving on.
06:36Tim, points are yours.
06:37Well, big night out for Susan Lee.
06:39What was the opposition leader all dressed up for?
06:42Kitty.
06:43Her best friend's wedding?
06:44What a bitch.
06:46LAUGHTER
06:48Not a...
06:49It wasn't a wedding.
06:49It was a big event, Pete.
06:51She's confident she's wearing white to Taco Tuesday.
06:53And that is...
06:55That is really pushing the limits.
06:57There, Sam.
06:57It's the Midwinter's Ball.
07:00And you know who her date was?
07:01Who, Sam?
07:02The Iranian ambassador.
07:06I'll pay you the first part.
07:07And it's a lovely shade, too.
07:08Apparently that colour's called Sky News Diversity.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:13Sam, points are yours.
07:15The Iranian ambassador was kicked out this week.
07:17What were his parting words...
07:19LAUGHTER
07:22You better get this right.
07:23What were his parting words?
07:25Go, Broncos.
07:28LAUGHTER
07:28Kitty.
07:29High five, anyone?
07:31He was rather gracious.
07:32Emma?
07:33I think it was, I ran...
07:34I ran so far away.
07:36Wow.
07:38Ladies, well done.
07:39Sam?
07:39No, because I did think he would come up at some stage,
07:42I saw this.
07:42He's been...
07:45..sent out of the country.
07:46He has.
07:46But he said, I love Australia.
07:48Ooh, Sam, let's take a look.
07:49I love, you know, Australian people.
07:51Do you believe that Iran are behind these attacks?
07:54Don't say that!
07:55LAUGHTER
07:56First part.
07:57First part is yours.
07:59Or Donald Trump is cracking down.
08:02You get one year in jail, and it goes on your record.
08:05Wow, you could now get one year in jail for doing what?
08:09Emma?
08:10Beating the House at Trump Casino.
08:12That would definitely...
08:13..that is an absolute no.
08:15But more specifically, Pete.
08:17Um, joining Stormy Daniels' only chat.
08:20He wasn't...
08:21Only friends, only friends.
08:22What is it?
08:23Only...
08:26I mean, it's all mine.
08:28Sorry, I just...
08:31Only fans, sorry, only fans.
08:33Thank you, Pete.
08:35Anyone know what you get one year in jail for?
08:37He's not happy with the Hamburglar.
08:39He is cracking down.
08:42Not McDonald's-related, but he's Pete.
08:44It's burning the American flag.
08:45Indeed, yes.
08:4718 months if it's on a day of total fire ban.
08:49So that is very, very serious.
08:51It's been a busy week at the White House.
08:54Who's President Trump meeting with...
08:56Uh, Pete?
08:57A man with a much better thumb.
08:58Yes.
09:07It's a fine line between a thumbs-up and a prostate check.
09:10I'm just kidding.
09:12Tim.
09:13That is the South Korean president.
09:15Tim, points yours.
09:16All right, what's next?
09:16Let's talk about ha-boobs.
09:19Why not?
09:21Please.
09:21What are ha-boobs and why should we be talking about it?
09:24Emma?
09:25Just...
09:25Just before the show, Sam held his calculator upside down.
09:29Oh, yes.
09:30It's really...
09:30Never fails to get...
09:32What?
09:32Tim, what are ha-boobs?
09:34You see them on OnlyChat, I think.
09:40Nitty.
09:42No, we're talking about ha-boobs
09:43because we're done talking about ha-bagina.
09:50You're way off the mark.
09:51Pete?
09:52I think it's like a dust storm.
09:54And it's measured in a C cup and a D cup.
09:56Oh, there, thank you.
09:57This is a D cup.
09:58Pete, you are.
09:59The first part, massive dust storms.
10:00One hit a phoenix, I think, during the week, hence the talk.
10:03Well, this is exciting.
10:04Pope Leo has just released his first book.
10:06It's titled...
10:08And Let There Be...
10:09Hey?
10:10Cover-ups.
10:11Is...
10:13Might be the sequel.
10:14Anyone, uh...
10:15Tim, Let There Be...
10:16A God.
10:20Sam, help me out.
10:21This is ominous.
10:22Let There Be Blood.
10:24Is...
10:26You closed one word.
10:27Tim, help me out.
10:28I think it's Let There Be Peace.
10:29It is indeed.
10:29We've got to take a break.
10:31Back with more Have You Been Back?
10:47Four silver-haired sleuths are taking on The Orcus Project.
10:51Penny Wong, Mark Dreyfuss, Helen Mirren, and Pierce Brosnan.
10:55It's a disaster.
10:56Meanwhile, of course, all eyes remain on...
10:58The engagement making headlines across the globe.
11:00One thing is certain...
11:02Bob Ketter will not be invited to the wedding.
11:04Don't say that, because that irritates me.
11:10Well, we're back and watching Happy Been Hand, Tim.
11:12Just before we return to Christmas, Tim, we've been hearing a lot about the Cheap Seats Live.
11:18Yes, the Cheap Seats World Tour at the Palais...
11:21Don't laugh.
11:23It's the one show at the Palais initially.
11:26At the Palais in Melbourne.
11:27New tickets have just been released on Ticketmaster.
11:29And what can people expect?
11:30Well, it's sort of a...
11:31It's not the TV show.
11:33It's sort of behind the scenes, some moments that never made it to wear.
11:36I've brought in an example.
11:37This is something that happened during our tech run.
11:40OK.
11:41Inside the Sistine Chapel, communication was cut off from the outside world.
11:45The one thing we know that...
11:48Now, what had happened is one of Kitty's golf balls had actually...
11:53..was so off the tee that it just...
11:56That is the sort of stuff, the behind the scenes.
11:58And it'll be...
11:58It's you, Mel, Mel, Tresina, special guests?
12:01To be confirmed.
12:05All right, let's get back to some more questions.
12:07Oh, Queensland has launched a new tourism campaign.
12:10It's called Get Up and Kitty.
12:12Oh, they're targeting the over-55s.
12:14Get up, have a wee and go back to there.
12:18That's not good demographic.
12:19Emma, get up and...
12:21It's Get Up and Bloody Hell Are You.
12:25If you had to name one part of Queensland that everyone wants to visit,
12:29it's the...
12:31Tim.
12:32Departure Lounge?
12:33Yes.
12:34I'm trying.
12:35I'm trying, Kitty.
12:37Get Up and Beach?
12:38It involves lots of beaches.
12:40Tim.
12:41Get Up and Gold Coast.
12:42Gold Coast, indeed.
12:44Wow.
12:45Really?
12:45That's it?
12:48I thought that was a joke.
12:52To some excited Aussie tourists.
12:54We came all the way for this.
12:55Yeah, pretty much our holiday was based around this.
12:58Wow.
12:59What event have they just attended?
13:00Kitty.
13:01It looks like open day at the Abattoir to me.
13:05It's not a Meatworks.
13:07It's not a Meatworks.
13:08Emma.
13:08They've just been born.
13:12There's a touch of that.
13:15Tim.
13:16New tourism campaign.
13:17Get Up and Wolf Creek.
13:19A little further afield.
13:21Sam.
13:22It's the...
13:22You ask this every year.
13:23It's the...
13:24It's in Spain.
13:25It's the running of the tomatoes or something.
13:28The...
13:28No, the...
13:29No, the...
13:30Tomatina.
13:30Thank you, Sam.
13:31Tomatina thing.
13:32La Tomatina.
13:33Thank you, Sam.
13:33This image of Bob Catter at the airport has gone viral.
13:37What was he reading?
13:38Kitty.
13:39Anger management for dummies.
13:42Uh, Tim.
13:44Eat, pray, punch.
13:47Hey.
13:48If I know Boba Ghanoush, it's...
13:52It's the very hungry Lebanese caterpillar.
13:56It's, um...
13:57Emma.
13:57It's his own book.
13:59It was, in fact, his own book.
14:00But maybe...
14:01Maybe he was looking for the bits he actually wrote.
14:03Oh, my God's sake.
14:07Tough week for the Burning Man Festival's Orgy Dome.
14:11What happened at the Orgy Dome?
14:12Emma.
14:13Uh, it turns out the burning was chlamydia.
14:16Was...
14:17That would do it.
14:18You want to know what happened at the Orgy Dome, Pete?
14:20You got kicked out, Tom.
14:21He is...
14:23But the rest of us had a great time.
14:25Oh, thank you.
14:26Tim, what happened at the Orgy Dome?
14:28It blew down during a dust storm.
14:30Yes, indeed.
14:31Thankfully, emergency services have set up a temporary ejaculation centre.
14:38Yes, Emma?
14:39If it's dusty, just use lube.
14:41Well, then...
14:42Yeah, but as Sam always says to me,
14:44nothing ruins an orgy like sandy lube.
14:47That's the cat phrase for the Queensland tourism, man.
14:51Tim, I'm going to give you the points.
14:53It was destroyed by a dust storm,
14:55or as people inside the orgy tent might call them...
14:57Haboo.
14:58So, either way, points are yours, Tim.
15:00All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
15:09And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
15:11by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:13It's a bit rock and roll.
15:14Sausage roll?
15:17Got four left.
15:18Four?
15:19This kid's going to eat three.
15:22I'm back in the ecosystem.
15:23Back in the Outlander ecosystem.
15:25All right, finish this, Sam.
15:27How do you think that went?
15:32It's a work in progress.
15:34Well, here's the big Taylor Swift,
15:36Travis Kelsey engagement post.
15:38It's captioned,
15:39your English teacher and your gym teacher
15:41are getting married.
15:42What emoji did they go with?
15:45Hey.
15:46Classic eggplant.
15:47It was...
15:49It was not only a Sam.
15:50Or was it the eggplant, but with two cherries as well?
15:55No, it didn't involve fruit.
15:57Tim?
15:58I think it was a firecracker.
15:59It was indeed a firecracker and a little pre-nup symbol,
16:01so that's lovely.
16:02Now, Todd.
16:03Todd, when you got engaged,
16:05what hieroglyphic did you go with?
16:09Here's an intriguing image from the week.
16:12What are we looking at there?
16:13Pete?
16:14I noticed this is Anne Hathaway,
16:16and she's just been announced
16:17as the Spring Racing Carnival Ambassador.
16:20That's a carriage who's working on called
16:22Day Drinking Woman Leaving the Oaks.
16:25Pete?
16:26Unless you could add something, Tim.
16:27Pete, of course, that is Anne Hathaway
16:28filming the sequel to The Devil Wears Moon Boot.
16:34It's Anne Hathaway doing her famous impression
16:37of Barnaby Joyce.
16:41Yes, Emma?
16:41It's Anne Hathaway.
16:44It's right, I gave you the information.
16:46And they're giving you less information,
16:47but I gave you.
16:49Kitty, can you add anything?
16:50It's Anne Hathaway on the stairs with a bent leg.
16:54With Colonel Mustard.
16:57I think I'm going to stop you all there.
16:59Tim, I think, got nearest the pin.
17:00And it's Anne Hathaway.
17:01She had a four.
17:03Please.
17:08I'm sorry, Pete.
17:10Tim, Anne Hathaway.
17:12She had a four while filming The Devil Wears Prada 2.
17:14Take a look.
17:19Points are yours, Pete.
17:20Fine, fine, fine.
17:21Whoa, this was concerning.
17:22Beloved kids group The Wiggles
17:24are being accused of inflicting hurt,
17:26humiliation and distress.
17:28Or who's been hurt, humiliated or distressed
17:31by The Wiggles?
17:32Steve?
17:33In the fruit salad, there was a death cap pineapple.
17:38Not so yummy, yummy, Tom.
17:41I'm with you.
17:42Anyone know what's happened in The Wiggles universe?
17:44I think they're being sued by their former CEO.
17:46Yes.
17:47Who's pointing the finger at Wiggles management.
17:50Thank you, Tim.
17:51I'll give you the points.
17:52Oh, emotional scenes on the block on Wednesday.
17:55Sorry.
18:03What brought Ben and Emma to tears?
18:06Pete?
18:07They're having a baby,
18:08so it's going to be an amazing womb reveal.
18:11Is there?
18:12Pete, I will give you the points.
18:17They've announced they're having a baby boy.
18:18There was high drama on Survivor.
18:21OK, we've got to stop the challenge.
18:26Wow.
18:27Why was the challenge stopped?
18:29Why was the challenge stopped?
18:30Kitty?
18:30Because that's when Jonathan LaPaglia was fired.
18:32It was.
18:33Isn't it?
18:34He's still working on the series.
18:35Tim, why was the challenge stopped?
18:37There was lightning.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And that made the waterboarding challenge unsafe.
18:43Tim, points yours.
18:44We've got to take a break.
18:45Back with our special guest.
18:46All right.
18:59And back to what you have.
19:00You've been paying attention.
19:01It's time to meet our special guest, Fizzmaster.
19:03His official title is Flight Controller
19:06for the Bond Sail GP team.
19:08Sounds complicated.
19:09He basically does stuff like this.
19:11Oh, Australian.
19:13Canada.
19:13Look how close.
19:14Oh, it was an aggressive turn.
19:16It could be a cap size for the Australians.
19:18Please welcome Jason Waterhouse.
19:22Hey, Jason.
19:24Welcome to the show.
19:25Thanks, mate.
19:25Great to see you.
19:26To be here.
19:26You've just returned from Germany.
19:28Mm-hmm.
19:28You're competing over there.
19:29How did the team do?
19:30Yeah, not bad.
19:31We got second place, which is all right.
19:33Very fine.
19:33We always won the gold medal.
19:34Who beat you?
19:35The French.
19:36Of all people.
19:36Of all people.
19:38The French on the water.
19:39Now, for those who might not know much about Sail GP,
19:42can you talk us through some of the technicalities?
19:45So, for a start, how many in the crew?
19:46Yeah, so six people on board.
19:48Sure.
19:48And essentially, Sail GP is a Formula One on water.
19:51Right.
19:51OK.
19:51Wow.
19:51We sail these 50-foot foiling catamarans, and we go up to speeds of 104 kilometres an
19:56hour.
19:56And it's nation versus nation competition.
19:58And, yeah, we're all vying for the grand final in Abu Dhabi in November.
20:02OK.
20:02And for one race, winner takes all, three million bucks.
20:05Very nice.
20:06And what's your specific role on the boat?
20:08So, I'm the bloke sitting down there and taking it nice and easy.
20:13But essentially, I control the hydrofoils under the water to try and make the boat fly as
20:17high as possible, which is fast.
20:18But if I go too high, big problem.
20:20Oh, your nose dive.
20:22And are all the boats in the race identical?
20:24Absolutely identical.
20:25So, no one has an advantage.
20:26It's all about the racer skill.
20:27OK.
20:27So, I think we've got a shot of you in position there.
20:30So, you've got the helmet on, and obviously, you have to communicate via radio?
20:33Yeah, that's right.
20:33Yeah, we all wear noise-cancelling headphones.
20:35But we've got a lot of gear on there.
20:36We wear an impact Kevlar vest.
20:38We have oxygen bottles, a couple of knives to get us out of trouble.
20:41Knives?
20:41What for?
20:42In case we need to cut ourselves out.
20:43So, if we have a big crash, we need to escape and cut through the netting.
20:47Wow.
20:47Have you ever stabbed a shark?
20:48No.
20:49No, I'm still working on that.
20:50Good question.
20:51Stingray, yes.
20:52Stingray.
20:53Now, crashes are not the only danger on board a racing yacht.
20:56Here's Jason, hard at work.
20:57Ten seconds.
20:58Have a look.
20:59Should have a nice roll around there.
21:01You okay, mate?
21:03How padded was the wetsuit?
21:05Safe to say that the Google search there was blood in urine that afternoon.
21:10I Googled the same thing after the Orgy Dome as well.
21:14Australia is currently sitting on top of the leaderboard.
21:17Yes.
21:19How many races to go?
21:22We have four more events left.
21:24Three in Europe.
21:25The next one's Saint-Tropez.
21:26So, rosé and oysters.
21:27Nice.
21:28And, yeah, the final in Abu Dhabi.
21:29Fantastic.
21:30Looking forward to finishing the season on top.
21:33Hopefully.
21:34Fingers crossed.
21:34Absolutely.
21:34Are you looking forward to finishing the interview?
21:38I've got a genuine question.
21:40Jason, I was reading up on you during the week.
21:41You spent a lot of your childhood on a family yacht.
21:44And did I read that you had to deal with pirates at one point?
21:47Yeah, that's actually true.
21:48Off the coast of Columbia in the early 2000s, we had a pirate incident.
21:52But, fortunately, we made out of there.
21:54So, what happened?
21:55They brought their dogs Pistol and Boo.
21:57Yeah, what movies were they downloading?
22:00It was proper pirates.
22:02Were you actually boarded by pirates?
22:04No, they tried to get on board.
22:06But, fortunately, Dad did some good evasive manoeuvres and kept us safe.
22:09But, you might ask, why was Dad in pirate waters anyway?
22:12Yeah, sent with a family off the coast of Columbia.
22:15Yeah, I might ask that.
22:15I chose not to.
22:18Right.
22:18Now, Jason has kind of agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:21So, hands-on buzzers and let's jump into it.
22:23Great.
22:23First question, please, Jason.
22:25All right.
22:25Formula One driver, Valtteri Bottas, surprise fans with this post.
22:28What is he announcing?
22:30Kitty.
22:31Midlife crisis ahoy.
22:34Emma.
22:35I think he's trying to help the F1 move away from its hyper-masculine image.
22:39And, luckily, Tim is an F1 fan, Tim.
22:42I saw this.
22:42He's joining Cadillac for next season.
22:44That's right.
22:45Well done.
22:46Next question.
22:47We've got, these Scottish brothers arrived in Cairns on Saturday after breaking what record?
22:51Sam.
22:52I've got a question.
22:53Are all your questions going to be related to water and boats?
22:57We're going to something a bit thematic.
22:59Not all of them.
22:59Well, I'm out.
23:00Oh, no.
23:01Stay with us.
23:02What are those Scots gentlemen doing?
23:05Emma.
23:06They're rowing for clean water.
23:07Is...
23:09You're...
23:11Yep.
23:13Yes.
23:14But the rowing is part of the answer.
23:17If you get a bit more information, you get the point.
23:19Sam.
23:19They broke a record for distance road.
23:22That's right.
23:23Yep.
23:23Fastest human power crossing of the Pacific.
23:25Go on, Sam.
23:26No, I die.
23:28That's sympathy.
23:29Point to your Sam.
23:30Next question, please.
23:30George Clooney was spotted on the water.
23:37Where was he headed?
23:39Kitty.
23:40I think they're filming a reboot of Miami Vice, the senior years.
23:43Yeah, nice.
23:44Watch that, Kitty.
23:46Sam.
23:47You know, George is getting on a bit.
23:49It's a rehearsal for the Viking funeral that he's requested.
23:52It's looking in great shape.
23:54Tim, where's he heading to?
23:55The Venice Film Festival for the premiere of his new Nespresso commercial.
23:59Good points enough, Jason.
24:00Well done.
24:00All right.
24:01Tim, points are yours, Venice Film Festival.
24:03Next question, please.
24:03Jason.
24:04US rapper Lil Yachty was caught in a Melbourne club this week playing with his what?
24:11Yeah, maybe not, Pete.
24:17Wait, I made the points.
24:18Playing with his...
24:19Playing with his penis.
24:20OK.
24:23And, Pete, Pete, it would look something like this, wouldn't it?
24:28I think it was a Nintendo or something, like a console.
24:31That's it, Nintendo Switch.
24:33Take a look.
24:36You're seriously bored, aren't you, when you...
24:38Tell me, that would be like, I don't know, someone at an awards ceremony doing a crossword
24:42on their phone.
24:45Sorry, Jess, just for some context, that's what he's done at the last two awards ceremonies.
24:50He's been...
24:50Didn't you...
24:51Did you snap at Tim?
24:52That's right, we were at the Logies.
24:53Sam was...
24:53He calls it hosting.
24:55And there was a shot of Tom, during Sam's monologue, completing a cryptic crossword.
25:02I'm proud of you, mate.
25:05Thank you, Jason.
25:07All right, moving on.
25:08Next question, please.
25:09Here's a celebrity, LeBooBoo.
25:11Who does it belong to?
25:12Pete.
25:13We don't talk about her boobs or LeBooBoo.
25:17Who does LeBooBoo belong to, Sam?
25:19It's Joe Biden's, but he thinks it's Jill.
25:25Yeah, exactly.
25:26Pete, who's it belong to?
25:27I did say Naomi Osaka.
25:29That's right.
25:29Yep, Naomi Osaka's personal LeBooBoo.
25:31That's called Billie Jean Bling.
25:33She's named it and keeps it.
25:35Sorry, what's your LeBooBoo name, Tom?
25:38It's also my safe word, so I'm not going to say it here.
25:42All right, we do need to move on.
25:44To our celebrations in Sweden.
25:46Joy!
25:47The ecstasy in the crowd.
25:49He did it.
25:50The unthinkable.
25:52What's Troels Moragard just done?
25:55Swedish gentleman, Pete?
25:56He won the table tennis championship.
25:59And being Swedish, he had to assemble the table himself.
26:02That's right.
26:03Yeah, absolutely.
26:04Full details?
26:04Yeah, he just won a first European to win the table tennis grand smash.
26:08Check it out.
26:11We might have to fast forward this,
26:13because it literally goes up for about a minute and a half.
26:16Oh, my goodness.
26:16Extraordinary.
26:20And he gets there.
26:21Points are yours, Pete.
26:22We've got to take a break.
26:23Best of luck to the Bonds Flying Roos for the rest of the season.
26:26Would you please take Jason Ward out?
26:41We're back and it's time for our one-on-one challenge.
26:44This weekend, we celebrate Father's Day.
26:46And to help you decide on that perfect gift we've come up with...
26:52Hey, Dad, look what we got you for Father's Day.
26:55Now, rules are simple.
26:56Well, I've got a bunch of great gift ideas.
26:59You've just got to tell me what on earth they are.
27:02Pete, let's start with you.
27:08Pete, take a look at your portable, dad-friendly gadget.
27:12Perfect for the man on the go.
27:15Off-road or off the grid.
27:17It's freedom in your back pocket.
27:18Any thoughts?
27:23I think they call it a flashlight.
27:26Does it have a torch?
27:28Does it have a torch?
27:29No, it's not.
27:29No, okay, it doesn't.
27:30It's not a light, but, Pete, it actually...
27:32Oh!
27:34It expands?
27:36It's a little piano accordion.
27:38It's not musical.
27:41It's reusable.
27:43And it's perfect in kind of situations where, let's say, you need a bit of an emergency situation.
27:50Oh, it's a wee-in.
27:51You're wee-in it.
27:52Or number twos.
27:53I don't know what type.
27:55So you're saying it's a portable urinal?
27:58Portable urinal, yes.
27:59Otherwise known as the hee-wee.
28:01Ten points to Pete, hell yeah.
28:05Do I get to keep that?
28:06You do indeed.
28:07There you go.
28:09Oh, nice.
28:23Do you have a second one, Tom?
28:26We do need to move on.
28:28This is Hey Dad.
28:29And, Tim, you're up next.
28:31Here's a unique item that's an easy next-day delivery.
28:36And it's compact, efficient, crafted from premium high-strength plastic.
28:42You'd use this...
28:44Well, any initial thoughts, what it is?
28:45My initial thought is I like the title of this segment.
28:48I think enough time has passed to use the phrase Hey Dad.
28:51No.
28:52It's Hey Dad, look what we got you.
28:53That takes this thing off it.
28:55Cosby Show was taken, was it, Tom, was it?
28:58What are you thinking, Tim?
29:00What's that?
29:00Hmm.
29:01Feels urine collecting as well, doesn't it?
29:03Can I have a clue, Tom?
29:04It's a storage device for a particular foodstuff.
29:10That is a spice rack.
29:13It's not a spice rack.
29:15Let's say you're thinking, oh, I'm going to make an omelette.
29:23I know he's on the payroll, but come on.
29:28Yep.
29:29It's where you keep your fry pans, is it, Tom?
29:33What do you think that is, Tim?
29:34I'm going to need multiple choice.
29:37Would it be, Tom?
29:39Would it be an egg holder?
29:40Tim McDonald.
29:43What, are you laying one?
29:48Oh.
29:49Impressed now.
29:52Fantastic.
29:54Tim, tell me.
29:55Throw him the egg, throw him the egg.
29:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:58Oh, oh, oh.
30:00Oh, oh.
30:05Oh, oh, I can wash it away.
30:07Oh, oh.
30:08I can wash it away.
30:08Oh, oh.
30:12All right, Tim, well, all right.
30:14Also, what a flex by Tom.
30:15These cost, like, $19 at the supermarket.
30:20We do need to move on.
30:22Kitty, you're up.
30:25We need to move on.
30:26Yeah, what we need to do is we need to clean up the egg.
30:29Do you want to clean up?
30:30I want to throw it back.
30:33All right, we're moving on.
30:34Kitty, you're up next.
30:36And check out...
30:37It's down here somewhere.
30:38Oh, here we go.
30:39..your futuristic contraption.
30:42What is that?
30:44Any, like, initial thoughts?
30:48Uh, could you model it for me?
30:50I can, because this is perfect for probably the more
30:54the metrosexual man in your life.
30:55Oh!
31:01Kitty, people say that your hand gets sort of sore after a while
31:06without this.
31:07Say no more.
31:09Is this what they used to use back in your day before Viagra?
31:12No.
31:12No, it's not sexual.
31:15It's, um, something attaches to there.
31:20I've just said it.
31:22Oh, it's something you plug in and attaches to there.
31:25Well, it's not really...
31:26I think it's distracting that you're doing it,
31:28because it's supposed to be a hairdryer,
31:30but you've got it on as a head dryer.
31:34Either way, it's a portable,
31:36adjustable hair-drying bonnet.
31:37It's, it's the kitty.
31:39Well done, Kit.
31:45You don't get it now?
31:51Um...
31:55I think that's the new Iranian ambassador.
31:59Hey, we're, um, three from three on this.
32:01Very exciting.
32:01Emma.
32:02Hey, hey, Daddy.
32:04LAUGHTER
32:06All right, now, what have we got here?
32:08It's, um...
32:09Oh, yeah, here we go.
32:10This is excellent.
32:11Yes.
32:11Emma, give Dad the gift of convenience
32:13with this specialty device for the home.
32:16Gentle to touch, multifunctional.
32:18The man of the house will really appreciate
32:20this simple tool.
32:22What do you think it does?
32:24LAUGHTER
32:25It seems like an emotional support something,
32:28but I don't know.
32:29It's a very, very useful device.
32:31I don't doubt it.
32:32LAUGHTER
32:33I'll give you a clue, see if this helps.
32:36Oh, my God!
32:39LAUGHTER
32:45Does that help?
32:45If those are the drapes, what does the curtain look like?
32:49Oh, my God.
32:51This attaches?
32:52All right, well, this is looking like some kind of cleaning device.
32:55Yeah, yeah.
32:55Cleaning what?
32:56Uh, it's got a...
32:59LAUGHTER
33:03Can I have a heaps good clue, like...
33:05Tim?
33:06LAUGHTER
33:06If you're making an omelette...
33:09Being a Queenslander, these things would be on most of the day.
33:14Well, it's not a university lecture, so...
33:17LAUGHTER
33:18Oh, fan!
33:19It cleans fans.
33:21It's a ceiling fan cleaner.
33:23Look at that.
33:23Ten points to Emma Holland.
33:25Well done.
33:26Hello, Colin.
33:27No, I'm not going to...
33:29That's what we're doing today.
33:31Tom, do you know what's wonderful?
33:32I've got one of those,
33:33and I didn't realise what it was until time.
33:36LAUGHTER
33:37I cannot wait to go home and clean my fans.
33:40LAUGHTER
33:41All right, this is exciting.
33:42We're going to bring this thing home.
33:44I'm Sam Pang, we're four from five.
33:46Let's see if we can get five out of five.
33:48Can I just say, you were right to leave me till last.
33:50Because?
33:51To make sure I stayed till the end of the segment.
33:53LAUGHTER
33:54I think the key word to this product is addictive.
33:57We've unboxed it.
33:58Any initial thoughts?
34:00On the segment?
34:01LAUGHTER
34:02On the...
34:03What is it, Sam?
34:04I don't know, Tommy.
34:05Pop it on and we'll have a look, eh?
34:07LAUGHTER
34:08OK.
34:08I will.
34:10LAUGHTER
34:11LAUGHTER
34:13One-size-fits-all.
34:15Ball or a string.
34:16What would Dad use this for?
34:18LAUGHTER
34:20Well, I've never seen one before.
34:22It's not the only one of Tom's balls that's hanging a little up.
34:25LAUGHTER
34:28It's the same colour too, by the way.
34:30LAUGHTER
34:31You want to get that look at me?
34:32I don't encourage that.
34:33LAUGHTER
34:34Well, can I have some clues as well?
34:37You've given everyone else clues.
34:38Your Dad would use this to hone his reflexes.
34:43Well, it's...
34:44What sort of ball is that?
34:45It's a rubber ball.
34:46You do a bit of this in the morning.
34:48You go to a particular gym.
34:50I do this in the morning.
34:52LAUGHTER
34:54It doesn't look like drinking.
34:57LAUGHTER
35:00APPLAUSE
35:02So, if it's related to exercise and...
35:05I remember Rocky, in their movies,
35:07he used to have, like, a little ball
35:08that he would throw up against the wall for reflexes, so...
35:11Would you say it's a boxing reflex ball?
35:14Attached to your head.
35:15LAUGHTER
35:17I think it's a boxing reflex ball.
35:20LAUGHTER
35:20Ten points.
35:21It's campaigned.
35:22LAUGHTER
35:24And...
35:24Hold on, hold on, hold on.
35:26Did you say that last shot?
35:27You should demonstrate it properly.
35:30It doesn't just hang off your head.
35:31You're supposed to throw punches at it, Tom.
35:34Better still, you can.
35:36LAUGHTER
35:37APPLAUSE
35:42LAUGHTER
35:45And all too soon,
35:46that brings us to the end of...
35:48LAUGHTER
35:50Hey, Dad, look what we've got you.
35:52I can't say, back with more.
35:53Have you been, Pat?
35:54Come on, after this.
35:55CHEERING
36:08Hands-on buzzers.
36:10Interesting list from Barnaby Joyce.
36:12Uruguay, El Salvador, Luxembourg, Greece and Juras.
36:16Wow, what's that all about?
36:18Jim.
36:18That's Bob Catter's ancestry.
36:20LAUGHTER
36:23I think he's angry
36:24because he just got the itinerary
36:25for his Contiki tour.
36:27It's not a great one, is it?
36:28Sam.
36:29They're all the countries that he's got kids in.
36:32Is...
36:33LAUGHTER
36:33Not the answer I have on their card here.
36:35Anyone know what he's talking...
36:36It was the Bush Summit,
36:37and he's saying,
36:38these countries are timp.
36:40According to Barnaby,
36:40they have cheaper electricity...
36:42Yes, than here in Australia.
36:44..to a beach in South Australia.
36:45Well, it may look like a winter wonderland,
36:48but experts are warning locals to stay away.
36:51What are we staying away from, Kitty?
36:53Challenge.
36:54Uh, it does not look like a winter wonderland.
36:57LAUGHTER
36:58It looks like a barren wasteland.
37:00LAUGHTER
37:01Where did that kid grow up?
37:03Point taken, but what are we being warned
37:05to stay away from, Pete?
37:06Judging by the foam, I think it is a foam,
37:09the sperm whales have had an aljudone.
37:11LAUGHTER
37:14I think you might have the answer in there, Pete.
37:15It's...
37:16It's foam.
37:17A huge amount of washing up on the shoreline.
37:19I think it might be something to do with the...
37:21But they're telling people to stay away.
37:23Yeah.
37:23But what if they've got FOMO?
37:25LAUGHTER
37:28And the date for the cheap seat's live again, Tim?
37:32It's all right.
37:32It's all right.
37:33I'll clean that joke up.
37:37Fantastic.
37:40All right.
37:41As you would say, Tom,
37:42I think we need to move on.
37:44LAUGHTER
37:45We do, Tim, because...
37:46Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
37:49Hi, Tom.
37:50Hi, everyone.
37:50This is Steve from Mission BC, Canada.
37:53This week, I made news
37:54by searching through 18 tonnes of compost
37:57to find my wife's what.
37:59What did Steve search through to find?
38:01Kitty?
38:02Clitoris, and I object...
38:04LAUGHTER
38:04Hang on, hang on.
38:06LAUGHTER
38:07I object to the use of the word compost.
38:11It's just pubic hair, Steve.
38:13LAUGHTER
38:14Roller.
38:17APPLAUSE
38:21Kitty, do you know how many points you are on tonight?
38:24I thought you were going to say,
38:25do you know where yours is?
38:27LAUGHTER
38:29LAUGHTER
38:30No!
38:31Tom, Tom...
38:31I was going to say, this has taken a turn.
38:33Let's not talk about my boobs or my jona.
38:37Clitty Flanagan knows where it is.
38:40LAUGHTER
38:40Making the point...
38:41And don't say the phrase, hands-on buzzers, Tom.
38:44LAUGHTER
38:48I'm...
38:48I'm simply making the point
38:49that the scoreboard's not looking great at the moment,
38:51so, you know, I'm backing you to come home with a wet sail.
38:55LAUGHTER
38:57LAUGHTER
38:58Do not say the point.
38:59Is that what I say?
39:00That's what she said.
39:02LAUGHTER
39:02What did Steve search through all that compost to find?
39:06Pete?
39:07A wedding ring.
39:08Ooh, Pete, let's see if you're right.
39:09Wedding rings.
39:11Rings?
39:12Rings.
39:12Rings.
39:13I still get the points.
39:15LAUGHTER
39:16All right, it's time to get the resting heart rate up.
39:20MUSIC
39:22MUSIC
39:23MUSIC
39:23MUSIC
39:26MUSIC
39:27MUSIC
39:28MUSIC
39:28MUSIC
39:28Interesting statement from US Open player Caspar Rude.
39:31Seriously, it's not even...
39:33I'm not even joking here,
39:34because it's every corner of every street,
39:36you smell it.
39:37Smell what?
39:39Emma.
39:39I don't know, but I know who dealt it.
39:42LAUGHTER
39:43Not...
39:44Anyone know what he's referring to?
39:46Uh, Sam?
39:47It's...
39:47It's actually the smell of marijuana.
39:49You know, the old, uh, Gunja.
39:51The old, uh...
39:53..Mary Jane.
39:55The old reefer.
39:56The Tommy Chong.
39:57You know.
39:58LAUGHTER
39:58Tom knows it as Jazz Cabbage.
40:01LAUGHTER
40:03LAUGHTER
40:04Tom knows it as Wacky Tabacky.
40:07LAUGHTER
40:09Points are yours, Sam.
40:10This US Open sports photographer made international headlines
40:14by doing what?
40:15Sam.
40:16He...
40:16He came out and he turned some music on
40:19and he just told the players to have fun with it.
40:22LAUGHTER
40:26That never ends well.
40:27Anyone know what he did?
40:29Tim.
40:30And then he said,
40:31now let's do a silly one.
40:34This was major...
40:35If you're watching the US Open,
40:36you would have followed this story.
40:37Pete!
40:37He got too close to the action.
40:39He actually went on court,
40:40but his volleying was very good.
40:42Pete, he interrupted a game at the US Open
40:44when he stepped onto court.
40:45Take a look.
40:46Please.
40:47Wait, please.
40:48Not now.
40:48Get off the court, please.
40:51Oops.
40:52First serve.
40:53Ladies and gentlemen,
40:54because of the delay caused by an outside interference...
40:57Points are yours.
40:58Pete.
40:58Well, not a good moment for former champion Daniel Medvedev.
41:03Ugly scenes.
41:05Yeah, we'll come back to that.
41:07What happened?
41:08Kitty.
41:08I need the points.
41:09Did he lose?
41:10LAUGHTER
41:12Would you say a third straight loss
41:14in the first round of a Grand Slam?
41:15Yeah.
41:17I thought it was fourth,
41:18but I'll go with third.
41:20Kitty Flanagan gets the points,
41:22ladies and gentlemen.
41:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:25We're going well, Kitty.
41:26It's going to happen.
41:27All right.
41:27That's what Kitty did with her golf clubs
41:29after that wave of the shank.
41:32Well done, Kitty.
41:33All right, to the UK now.
41:34It's Bringsby's Knights.
41:37They've reeled in the big fish.
41:39What are those English sports fans celebrating, Pete?
41:41They're actually all photographers.
41:43Way too close to the answer.
41:44Way too close.
41:45Very awkward.
41:46Back off.
41:47This is a bit of a boil over, I think we've called this.
41:49Emma.
41:49I watched this live.
41:51Grimsby Town, who were in the fourth division
41:53of the Premier League,
41:54beat Manchester United in penalties.
41:57In the League Cup, absolutely.
41:58And Man U fans took it well.
42:00We've lost a f***ing Grimsby in the League Cup.
42:06That could happen.
42:07Points are yours, Emma.
42:08We've got to take a break.
42:09Back with our winner, Ryder.
42:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:25And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
42:28You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
42:31So true.
42:32Thank you, Ed.
42:33Start that clock.
42:35Virgin were forced to refund all passengers
42:37on a Bali to Brisbane flight after what occurred?
42:42Tim.
42:42I think all the toilets were blocked.
42:44Every toilet on...
42:45What's up to you, babe?
42:46No, thank you.
42:48Pass that on.
42:49Pass that on to Virgin.
42:50Health fears were sparked for Bill Clinton
42:53after he was seen travelling with what?
42:55Tim.
42:56A woman with her...
42:57In her 20s?
42:59Not a woman.
43:00Kitty?
43:01The paddles.
43:02They're defibrillated?
43:03No, I call them the paddles.
43:05OK.
43:06She's referring to her boobs.
43:08Oh, no.
43:12I don't think she was, Kitty.
43:13I'll give you the points.
43:15President Trump announced plans to rename
43:17the Department of Defence to...
43:20Kitty?
43:20Shooty, shooty, bang, bang.
43:22Oh, she's got a ring on it.
43:24Peace.
43:25The Department of Defence.
43:26Nice.
43:27Defence.
43:29He thinks it's a bit passive, Tim.
43:31The Department of War.
43:32Huh.
43:33Yeah, what is it good for?
43:35We'll take the first part.
43:36Thank you, Tim.
43:38SpaceX successfully launched
43:39the Starship rocket this week.
43:41What's special about it?
43:43Kitty?
43:44Cup holders in the back.
43:45Oh, wow.
43:47There's something more about the rocket.
43:50Emma?
43:50Yeah, they're powering it through
43:52bicarbon vinegar.
43:53It's a rocket.
43:56That's revolutionary technology, Sam.
43:58It's big.
43:59It is indeed.
44:01Sam, you've got...
44:02In fact, you'd say the largest rocket ever built?
44:07Big.
44:08I think you would.
44:09Big.
44:09Largest rocket ever built.
44:12Pete, you can have it.
44:13Pete, jump 120 metres.
44:17Pete.
44:17Doordash has revealed the top item ordered by Aussie users.
44:21What is it?
44:22Pete.
44:22Ketamine.
44:23Is...
44:25No.
44:25I mean, it's food.
44:27Kitty.
44:27Is it cold, soggy food?
44:29Yes, but I need to...
44:30There's one dish in particular.
44:31Emma?
44:32It's fries.
44:32It's fries.
44:33It's the most commonly ordered.
44:34Followed by Gaviscon.
44:36So it's extraordinary.
44:38To Costa Rica.
44:39And what are we looking at there?
44:40Kitty.
44:41That's a shark that's never going to be able to sneak up on anyone.
44:47Emma?
44:47That's a Haribo gummy shark.
44:50It's...
44:50Between the two of you...
44:51Jeez, you've almost got it.
44:53Tim?
44:53That's a shark attending its year 10 formal.
44:56It's...
44:58I don't know who to give it.
45:00Sam?
45:01It's a rare orange shark.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Yeah.
45:07Why is that answer any different to mine?
45:09You didn't say rare.
45:13And you're a fisherman, is it?
45:15How, like...
45:15How rare is that, Tom?
45:16I believe it has a skin condition called xantism.
45:19Well, we're going to have to take your word for it.
45:23Sam, points are yours.
45:24Well, for the first time in five years,
45:26the ABC will have a correspondent for what?
45:29Kitty.
45:29The right wing.
45:32Probably a gap in your armoury, Tim.
45:34It's China, and may they rest in peace.
45:39Thank you, Tim.
45:40Points are yours.
45:41Boy George has admitted...
45:42Oh, we're out of time.
45:44Let's check that final leaderboard,
45:45and our winner is Tim McDonald.
45:53Congratulations to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:56We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:58to your equipment when interviewing someone outside a court.
46:02Why did you plead guilty?
46:06That'll do it.
46:07Good night, Australia.
46:08See you all next week.
46:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:12AWB Just a hug,
46:13אבל
46:15I don't think so.
46:16Keep having sure what to put on character
46:16wield your own property of love.
46:16Give y'all it up.
46:17I have a chance to find out
46:18You're ready to adopt another model here.
46:19All right, pay personal,
46:19and we'll see you all.
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