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00:09Tonight, join Anne Edmonds, Ray O'Leary, Arooj Ashwa, Ibn Tavali and Sam Payne, as we look back on the
00:18Weekend Arts, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, special guest host, Hayley Sproul.
00:28Good evening, Australia, great to have your company, as we look back on another busy week of breaking news.
00:34I am Hayley Sproul, looking after the place for Tom Gleisner.
00:37It has been a crazy seven days, but we've got five people with us tonight to help make sense of
00:42those headlines.
00:43Host of the You're Not Gonna Like This podcast, who we do like, it's Ed Cavill.
00:47Hi, mate, I'm nice to see you.
00:50Winner of Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Festival, now making her Have You Been Paying Attention debut,
00:55and I hope she has been, it's Arooj Ashwa.
00:59And they're heading up a new Vanuatu tourism campaign, so look out for him on those billboards.
01:05It's Ray O'Leary.
01:09Host of Talking About Your Gen and the better half of the first couple of comedy, it's Anne Edmonds.
01:15And the winner of last week's show, I demand a recount, it's Mr. Sam Penn.
01:22Welcome everyone.
01:24Great to have you all, Arooj.
01:26Welcome to the show and of course to Australia.
01:27You've just flown in from Mumbai.
01:30Yes, it's really nice to be here.
01:32It was a long flight, so I had a few coffees.
01:35Wow.
01:35They're very strong.
01:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37Okay, Arooj, give us the Arooj Ashwaq story in 15 words or less.
01:43Oh, okay.
01:43Um, I was born in 1995 on 24th August in Dubai, and now I'm here, oh, uh, for show.
01:55Wow.
01:57Close enough, close enough.
02:00Now, Arooj, you won Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Festival in 2023.
02:07Well done.
02:08A huge honour.
02:09That must have been such a thrill for you.
02:10Yes, it was, it was amazing.
02:12I was really happy to have done that, because that opened up a lot of new opportunities for
02:16me.
02:17Really?
02:17Yeah, well look at this.
02:17You even made it onto TV in India.
02:20Have a look.
02:31Yes, absolutely.
02:32Wow.
02:33Yay.
02:36What, uh, like what, what amount was that for?
02:40Like how much money did they win?
02:42It was, um, a month's worth of rent.
02:44It was, uh, that's, that's what my win was worth.
02:48That's great.
02:49Uh, well great to have you, Arooj.
02:51Hi Ray, how are ya?
02:52I'm good, thank you Hayley.
02:53How are you going?
02:54Yeah, really good.
02:55Nice to have another Kiwi on the show.
02:56Is it?
03:01Wow.
03:02Too hot there, Anne.
03:03Too hot.
03:04Now Ray, Tom teased this a while back, but thrilled to now say that you are somehow
03:08the face of Vanuatu's new tourism campaign.
03:11Look at this.
03:13Yes.
03:15Yes.
03:16I don't, when people hear Vanuatu, there's one face they picture and it is.
03:21That's Ray O'Leary.
03:22Well I tell you what, I've got a treat for us, let's have a look.
03:25Immersing myself in nature and communing with the wildlife.
03:32Shearing the local cuisine.
03:34Mmm.
03:35Do you do Honduran?
03:36Mmm.
03:38Mmm.
03:43Was that paid for by Fiji to stop people going there?
03:47It's great to see you've got your beach suit out as well Ray.
03:50Thank you, I'm the face of Vanuatu, but unfortunately I still have the body of an American.
03:54Wow.
03:56That is incredible.
03:57But yeah, it's a great place, I highly recommend people check it out.
04:00When you say, oh it's a great place and you should go there.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Some examples as to why?
04:04Thank you Sam, I think it's a great question.
04:06Yeah, so the swimming, the local customs, you know.
04:13Such as?
04:14Such as the songs.
04:19I mean I just booked flights now, I just booked flights.
04:22I'd love to hear a little bit of one of those songs.
04:24Oh yes, thanks.
04:28I can't do it without my makeup on.
04:31What a shame, what a shame.
04:33Welcome Anne, lovely to have you on the show.
04:35Thanks very much.
04:36Now congratulations on hosting, talking about your gen premiere last week.
04:43As you know, all women are now taking over the hosting roles.
04:47Looking forward to Anne Pang tonight starting in here.
04:52You've been doing a lot of press for the show, obviously.
04:54I have, yep, yep.
04:55Including a really beautiful Women's Weekly feature with you.
04:58There we are.
04:59Yes and there.
05:00What?
05:01Yes.
05:04I can't get that guy off my gravy chain.
05:08But that, yeah, that is the cover of Women's Weekly.
05:11But this sealed section, let me tell you.
05:13It was, no, it's really artsy.
05:15It's really good.
05:16Yeah, wow.
05:17Yeah, we really went for it.
05:18Did they tell you to touch feet and like, is it meant to be a heart?
05:21What are we doing?
05:21That's the first time we've touched in about two years.
05:25Oh, absolutely amazing.
05:26Alright you lot, let's get this show on the road, hands on buzzers.
05:30Another week, another overseas trip for Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
05:34Where was he this time?
05:36Uh, Arooge.
05:37An Indian wedding?
05:40He went all out.
05:41No, not the answer.
05:42Ed?
05:42Vanuatu.
05:43He saw an ad with this guy.
05:45And he just thought...
05:47What number was this?
05:47The songs.
05:48The songs.
05:50Songs such as?
05:52Vanuatu.
05:53I think we just lost you a job.
05:57Sam?
05:57I think it's Papua New Guinea.
06:00On the board.
06:0010 points to you.
06:01Well done.
06:02The Prime Minister announced an ambitious new proposal.
06:0462 to 70%.
06:07This is a responsible target.
06:09What is he aiming to do?
06:11Anne.
06:12That's his blood alcohol.
06:16Not what he's referring to.
06:17Arooge.
06:18Is that, um, he's planning to reduce his screen time?
06:23He's trying to cut something.
06:25That's like carbon emissions or something.
06:26Cut Australia's emissions by 2035.
06:29There you go.
06:29We heard this a lot during the week.
06:32The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:33The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:34The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:35The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:36The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:36What is the Puk Puk Treaty?
06:39Ray?
06:39That's what my dad calls his marriage to his third Thai wife.
06:48Whether he does or not, Ray, it's not worth the points.
06:50I'm going to accept that.
06:51Fair enough too.
06:52Yeah.
06:53The Puk Puk Treaty, Anne?
06:54Um, it's a new treaty with Papua New Guinea.
06:57It is a defence treaty between Australia and Papua New Guinea.
06:59What's yours, Ray?
07:00Oh, I'm more of a Vanuatu guy myself.
07:04He's trying to claw back from that problematic song you sang.
07:07That is great.
07:08Next question.
07:09Donald Trump headed to the UK on Wednesday.
07:11Well, before the US President even arrived in the UK, there was controversy mid-flight.
07:16Ooh, what was the controversy?
07:18The Rouge.
07:19In-flight entertainment was Jimmy Kimmel?
07:23Hmm.
07:25No.
07:28Not that controversial, no.
07:30And if he sees that joke, you'll never be allowed in.
07:32That's great.
07:34Uh, no, not the answer I need though.
07:36What was the controversy on air, Ray?
07:37Um, he was getting increasingly paranoid because no one believed him that there was a gremlin
07:42on the wing.
07:44No, not on the card, I'm afraid.
07:46What the hell are you talking about?
07:48No, it was something with another airplane.
07:50Did you see this, Ed?
07:51Yeah, why?
07:51There was a plane that went too close to Air Force One.
07:54They had to tell it to back off.
07:55Indeed.
07:55I will pass you those points.
07:57President Trump reportedly greeted Princess Kate with what three words?
08:03Sam.
08:03Take it off.
08:06Hmm.
08:07Don't believe he went that far.
08:10Em.
08:10That's nice.
08:11Heard from Andrew.
08:13Hmm.
08:14No, not what he said, Ray?
08:16Yeah, baby, yeah.
08:18Hmm.
08:19No, not quite.
08:21A Rouge.
08:22How you doing?
08:23No.
08:24Hmm.
08:25No, it was inappropriate though.
08:26He said, you're so beautiful.
08:27You're so beautiful.
08:29He said that.
08:30He said that to her.
08:31Maybe I should start doing that.
08:33Give it a go, give it a go.
08:34What did he say?
08:35You're so beautiful.
08:36You're so beautiful.
08:36Introduce yourself.
08:37Anne.
08:40Anne Edmonds.
08:41Anne Edmonds.
08:41I'd like you to meet Sam Pang.
08:42Sam Pang.
08:43Anne Edmonds.
08:44Take it off.
08:47No.
08:49That's in the program.
08:50Sorry, Anne.
08:51No, you don't have to do that.
08:53You don't have to do that.
08:54So you don't have to do that, Anne.
08:55I thought it was the Women's Weekly.
08:57Please.
08:58Alright, let's move along.
09:00Thousands gathered in Mexico on Wednesday.
09:06They are kicking off celebrations for?
09:09Sam.
09:10Well, that's the original Taco Bell.
09:18It's not.
09:19It's not.
09:20There is nothing Mexican about Taco Bell.
09:22Ray.
09:23It's hunchback mating season.
09:25No, that is not.
09:27You'd know.
09:30Arthur.
09:31Arthur.
09:32I'm not bullying on this one.
09:34Hayley, can you get some control of this, please?
09:37I'm not standing for this bullying.
09:38Please.
09:38Be nice to her.
09:38It is my busiest time of the year.
09:42No, they're kicking off celebrations for Eruj.
09:45You buzzed in.
09:46It was their independence day.
09:48It was indeed.
09:4810 points to you.
09:49This is bizarre.
09:50To prove that she is a woman,
09:53Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron are producing what evidence to a US court?
09:58Incredible.
09:58This is incredible.
09:59And?
10:00Less pay?
10:03She's not proving that.
10:05Ray?
10:05It's nothing.
10:06She's proving she's a woman by giving them the silent treatment.
10:11Don't worry about it.
10:12I'm fine.
10:13Oh, it's nuts.
10:14It's like photos of her pregnant and the like.
10:16Correct.
10:17We're going to take a break.
10:18Back with more, have you been paying attention?
10:35Federal Government has announced its train wreck energy policy.
10:38It's ambitious and it's achievable.
10:40Written in collaboration with this weird collection of cookers and crackpots.
10:44It's an absolute game changer.
10:45Let's take you overseas now.
10:47Donald Trump has begun his state visit.
10:49Meeting with King Charles and Queen Camilla.
10:52What will the President's trip entail?
10:54Big banks of cocaine.
10:55That's not good.
10:56Well, everyone loves a good party.
11:02We're back.
11:03You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
11:05And just before we return to questions, Arouj, while you're here, you're doing a few live
11:10shows.
11:11Yes, I'm doing my live show.
11:12It's called How To Be A Baddie.
11:14Oh, wow.
11:15I'm a bad girl now.
11:16Yeah, yeah.
11:17Wow.
11:18How do you find Aussie audiences?
11:20Are they good?
11:21Oh, I think you all are very empathetic.
11:25I've never found that.
11:26Because...
11:29I think you haven't played for Indian audiences.
11:31Right.
11:33Do you know, Arouj, I've actually performed in India once, years ago, and about nine men
11:38took phone calls during the performance.
11:39Is that like a usual, or was it a bad show?
11:41No.
11:42No, I think audiences can be distracted.
11:45No, no, no.
11:46Just tell her it was a bad show.
11:48Yeah.
11:49No, Hayley, Hayley, I'm sure it was a good show.
11:51Men are the problem.
11:54That's what I want to hear.
11:58I'm sorry, Helmos.
11:59Sorry, what was that?
12:01Ray's got a lot of deals to make.
12:02When Vanuatu calls, he takes the call, you know?
12:05Best of luck with all of your shows.
12:06Hands on buzzers.
12:07Let's get through some more questions.
12:09President Trump had some strong words on Wednesday.
12:11In my opinion, you are hurting Australia very much right now.
12:15Who was he talking to?
12:17Anne?
12:18NZ panel show guests.
12:25No, Ray, you have to stay.
12:28Not who he was hurting to.
12:30Ray's hurting Australia and Vanuatu.
12:33Australia, New Zealand and Vanuatu.
12:35Hayley, he was talking to a reporter from the ABC.
12:38Yes, John Lyons, points are yours.
12:40Now, in ice cream news.
12:42Ben and Jerry's ice cream could now be just called Ben's.
12:46What is the story this week?
12:48Arouge.
12:49Tom and Jerry.
12:52Not quite.
12:53Good, finally got it.
12:54What's the news between Ben and Jerry, Anne?
12:56I think Jerry stood down.
12:59Yes.
12:59What a scoop.
13:00Oh, here we go.
13:02Here we go.
13:05Sorry, Anne, I think someone in the audience just took a phone call.
13:09Yes, indeed.
13:10Co-founder Jerry Greenfield quit after a public feud.
13:13Wow.
13:13To a quiet day at a petrol station in Nebraska.
13:21Looks fine, what happens next?
13:23Looks fine to me.
13:24Hi.
13:24Ray.
13:25Nothing immediately, but in about a hundred years it gets a slightly bit warmer.
13:33I don't think we can watch the footage of that.
13:36I'm assuming some sort of car crash involving cars because there's a car.
13:40Good one.
13:41Something to do with cars because there's cars.
13:43Let's take a look.
13:49Yeah, okay, and everyone's fine.
13:51Okay, everyone's fine.
13:52I don't care if they are.
13:53We can love it.
13:55Alright, it is time to get a little glamorous.
14:05And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:10It's a bit rock and roll.
14:14Dancing with the Stars US got off to an impressive start.
14:19That wasn't good.
14:20It was great!
14:24Wild, wonderful, in the best possible way.
14:27Probably the best first dance I have ever seen on this show.
14:30That was incredible.
14:31Who did they just watch?
14:33Aruj.
14:34Do you make him mad?
14:36No, no, no.
14:37A few more years before he's on the show.
14:39Anne.
14:40I feel like it might be Robert Irwin.
14:42I know he's doing it.
14:43Mmm.
14:44Let's take a look.
14:49Oh, we love him.
14:51Well done, Anne.
14:52Aruj, you might know this, but you know, Ed was on the Australian...
14:55Shut up.
14:55He was on the Australian version of Dancing with the Stars, Aruj.
15:00That's right.
15:00I did that.
15:01He did...
15:01Robert Irwin did a jive for his first dance, and I did a jive for my first dance.
15:05Ooh.
15:06And the craziest thing was Ed was on as a star.
15:12The bullying continues on the panel tonight.
15:15Star Wars fans got their first look at what this week?
15:18Ray.
15:19Where babies come from.
15:23Still not yet, no.
15:25First look at what this weekend?
15:26You don't sound like a nerd.
15:27It was Ryan Gosling in the new Starfighter series.
15:31Oh, you didn't sound like a nerd at all, Ed.
15:34Very sexy and cool, Ed.
15:36Rapper Cardi B got personal.
15:38I'm excited.
15:39I'm happy.
15:40I feel like I'm in a good space.
15:42I feel very strong.
15:43I feel very powerful that I'm doing all this work, but I'm doing all this work while I'm...
15:48While she's what?
15:50Aruj.
15:51Constipated.
15:53Show must go on, right?
15:55You're doing great, by the way.
15:56No one can tell.
16:00Sorry, was that just between us?
16:02Sorry.
16:02Sorry.
16:03Uh, no.
16:04While she's what?
16:05While she's what, Ray?
16:06Studying to become Cardi B+.
16:10She's not studying.
16:12And?
16:13I'll take a swing at pregnant.
16:15Pregnant.
16:15Fourth pregnancy.
16:17Whoa.
16:17We saw this on Channel 9.
16:20Incredibly handsome.
16:21I feel very hot, actually.
16:23Hopefully it's not the menopause.
16:25I'm like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked.
16:27What is that a promo for?
16:29Like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked, Ray?
16:32Married at last sight.
16:35I mean, you're not too far off.
16:37What's that for, Anne?
16:39Is it the Golden Bachelor?
16:40And is that where Tom is?
16:42I am.
16:44Wow.
16:45Wow.
16:47What?
16:48I will never tell.
16:49I'll give you the points for the Golden Bachelor though.
16:52Sam?
16:52Is it 20 women in their 60s?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:55You know what's a better show?
16:56What?
16:5660 women in their 20s.
16:58There we go.
16:59There we go, Sam.
17:00There's one fair.
17:01There's one you can do.
17:02Alright, let's move it on.
17:03This is Seismic.
17:05For the first time in 9,000 episodes, the Bold and the Beautiful soap opera will feature what?
17:11Arooge.
17:12Legitimate children.
17:13No, not legitimate children.
17:16How boring.
17:17And?
17:17Acting.
17:20Shots fired.
17:21No.
17:21Ed.
17:22Same-sex couple.
17:23Gay couple.
17:24Ed, you get those points.
17:25There was an unusual problem on dogs behaving very badly.
17:29Do you want to see it?
17:30With a singlet on?
17:31I wouldn't mind.
17:32If that's alright with you.
17:33Yeah.
17:34It would be good to see his behaviour.
17:35Yeah.
17:35I'll go get changed.
17:36Righto.
17:37How does he behave when Amy puts on a singlet?
17:40Ann?
17:41Gets a bit judgy.
17:42There we go.
17:43Bit judgy.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Not judgy.
17:46This is Ray.
17:47I've said-
17:48Yeah, come on Ed.
17:49Give me the answer.
17:50In showbiz it's called the Ray O'Leary.
17:52He humps her armpit.
17:55I'm more of a back of the knee.
17:56Okay.
18:00He humps her armpit.
18:03He does indeed take a look.
18:04Don't.
18:04I saw this.
18:05Take a look.
18:06Oh my god.
18:07And then up the neck.
18:08Blimey.
18:10Blimey indeed.
18:11Yes, Bronx the British Bulldog humps her armpit.
18:13We've got to take a break back with our special guest quiz master.
18:29We're back.
18:30You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
18:32And it's time to meet our very special guest quiz master.
18:35He can make you laugh, cry and question everything and all before interval.
18:39Please welcome Tim Minchin.
18:45Hi.
18:46Hello.
18:47Hello.
18:47Hello.
18:48Hello.
18:48Hello.
18:49Hello.
18:49Absolute pleasure to have you here.
18:50I am a huge fan and I'm feeling super cool.
18:52I'm a fan of you but I didn't know about you until today and now I think you're amazing.
18:58Wow.
18:58Do you know I was saying to the crew backstage there's three big moments in my Instagram life.
19:02One, Jason Momoa followed me.
19:04Two, The Wiggles followed me.
19:07Right.
19:07And three, Tim Minchin.
19:08People with pecs.
19:09Yeah, yeah.
19:10All the people with amazing bodies.
19:13Now, you've been on the show before.
19:14Last time hot on the back of the London premiere of the movie version of your musical.
19:19Uh-huh, yeah.
19:19Right.
19:20Is that quite a surreal moment watching that up on the big screen?
19:22Yeah, the last 20 years of my life have been quite surreal.
19:26I mean, you have this sort of, your wildest dreams when you grow up as a kind of cabaret
19:31pianist from Perth, sort of here and some of the things that have happened, so many of
19:35the things that have happened are so far beyond that.
19:38It's very, very gratifying to work on something hard and have it go well.
19:43I know that sounds absurd but it doesn't always work like that, you know.
19:46So, yeah.
19:46It mostly doesn't work like that.
19:48Must be nice, actually.
19:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:50Tim, you would have seen Ray's Vanuatu ads earlier.
19:53Yeah.
19:53Is that the sense you got from that?
19:55Yeah, so it's a perfect example of someone who just, like, really puts the nose to the
19:59grindstone.
19:59Yeah.
20:00And helps an entire nation.
20:02Oh!
20:03Beautifully.
20:03Now, Tim, you've just been back in the UK.
20:05Touring your brand new show.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Uh...
20:09It's a sort of retrospective, but yeah, it's a new show.
20:11No, it's a new show.
20:11The songs the world will never hear, right?
20:12Kind of reflecting on 20 years.
20:14Yeah, I basically use this 20 year anniversary of my breakout year as an excuse to go, I'm
20:18going to play you stuff from all over the place.
20:20So, like, we do an absolutely bang version of a song from Matilda and I do stuff from
20:24my record, but I do old comedy stuff.
20:26Yeah.
20:27And yeah, a couple of songs no one would have heard before.
20:28I've got a lot of favourite Tim mentions, but the F sharp singing in F sharp is just so
20:33good.
20:33Can you do it?
20:34I'll keep playing in F major, but I'll keep singing in F sharp.
20:42Pretty good.
20:48Can I just remind you that we're on air?
20:50Yes, sir.
20:52I was actually saying, if you're looking for any more works to adapt, I've written a
20:56few books of you.
20:56Well, they're not books.
20:57They're manifestos.
20:58But if you want to...
21:00Now you're about to hit the road in Australia with your show.
21:04Do Aussie audiences make you more nervous because this is where you're from?
21:06I thought that, but it's the opposite.
21:09Like, when I go, but my best shows in the world are in Perth.
21:11They're so generous to me.
21:12The sense of ownership is really positive and it hasn't ever flipped.
21:17Yes, Sam?
21:17I just want to raise my hand.
21:19Telia did it last week and it feels a bit, you know, gentler.
21:22Respectful.
21:22Yeah, it is respectful.
21:23I've earned it.
21:24You have earned it.
21:25And you know I'm a big fan.
21:26Yeah.
21:26During the week I went out and bought your book.
21:28Wow.
21:29It's huge.
21:30You've never done this before.
21:31No, I've never done this before.
21:32I've brought it in your book.
21:33There's your book.
21:33Oh, there it is.
21:34Did you read it?
21:35I don't even have that much time to read it.
21:37But I wanted to ask you, because there's one part of it.
21:40Well, the main part is about nine life lessons that you have.
21:43What did you think was the most important of the nine?
21:46The one that sort of made it viral is about micro-ambition.
21:51Like, rather than setting your sights too far ahead, you should be really passionate about
21:54what's in front of you.
21:56But the one I like is happiness is like an orgasm.
21:58If you think about it too much, it goes away.
22:00Oh.
22:01Wow.
22:02All right, you lot Tim has kindly agreed to ask you some questions.
22:06Hands on buzzers.
22:07Tim, take it away.
22:08Ed Sheeran has revealed plans for a posthumous album release.
22:13What's he calling it?
22:15What's he calling it after he dies, Anne?
22:17Dead Sheeran.
22:17That's good.
22:19That's good.
22:20It's a sitter, isn't it?
22:21That's good.
22:21Easy.
22:22That's good.
22:23Not bad.
22:24He's always missed that one, Ray.
22:26Night of the Living Ed.
22:27Oh.
22:28That's great.
22:29More.
22:29I want more.
22:30No, not the timing.
22:31He's quite young, isn't he?
22:32Is this odd?
22:33Yeah, but he's planning ahead.
22:34You never know when you're going to die.
22:35Arush?
22:35I think it's called Eject.
22:37Eject?
22:38Eject.
22:38It is.
22:3910 points to you.
22:40What about you, Tim, posthumous album?
22:41What do you reckon?
22:42I'd call it Who's the World Gonna Revolve Around Now?
22:44There we go.
22:45I like that.
22:47I like that.
22:48Reaching in the back for old material.
22:51Wow.
22:51That's what we're here for.
22:52Sam, have you ever thought about what you'll do posthumously?
22:55No, Hayley.
22:56I live in the moment.
22:57Wow.
22:59Oh.
23:00Okay.
23:00Alright, so next question.
23:02Warming up, Sam.
23:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:03Alright.
23:03Well, this was unexpected.
23:05Elton John has made jewellery out of his...
23:10Out of his what?
23:13Easy, Sam.
23:14Grow up.
23:15Yeah.
23:16What's wrong with you?
23:17Come on.
23:18What's he made jewellery out of?
23:21Anne.
23:21Is it the glasses?
23:22Maybe?
23:23No, not the glasses.
23:24He had a surgery, if that's a bit of a clue.
23:27Head.
23:27Hip?
23:28Hip?
23:28Bone?
23:29Oh, bone, but you don't get the point.
23:31No, Sam.
23:32Let's make it fun.
23:33What's it connected to?
23:34There we go.
23:35What was that?
23:36No, I don't think we can play it.
23:37Ray.
23:38Pelvic floor?
23:39No.
23:40Oh.
23:41No, not the pelvic floor.
23:42Anne.
23:43Toes?
23:43No.
23:45Aroosh?
23:45Is it his knees?
23:46It is.
23:48His knees.
23:50Yeah.
23:51His patella, in fact.
23:52His knee cut.
23:53Okay, next question.
23:54Christina Aguilera surprised fans by confirming she's now the voice of what?
24:00What is it, Anne?
24:02Sports Pat.
24:03Oh.
24:05I don't think that's her new job.
24:07No.
24:08What's she the voice of?
24:09Aroosh?
24:10She's the lady who tells you the person you're calling is busy.
24:13No.
24:15That would be delightful, though.
24:17No, not the answer.
24:17It's quite a surprising one.
24:19Ray?
24:20Uh, she was the voice of a generation two generations ago.
24:24Oh.
24:26I mean, what is it, Sam?
24:30Can I have a hint?
24:31Yeah.
24:31Um, it's an app.
24:33It's an app.
24:34We don't know whether you use it.
24:35Yeah, we're not sure if you're on it or not, Ray.
24:37Um, her knee bone.
24:38No.
24:40It's it.
24:40Grinder?
24:41Grinder.
24:42It is.
24:42Is it?
24:43It's your voice of Grinder.
24:44Things are going well.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Next she'll be doing ads for Yui.
24:46Yeah.
24:51All right, Tim.
24:52Margot Robbie received some surprising news.
24:55She would love you to play her in a movie.
24:58She did not.
24:59Yeah.
25:00Why has no one ever told me this before?
25:01Can we pull that up?
25:02Who are they talking about?
25:04Play her in a movie, Id.
25:06Mushroom cook.
25:09That'll happen, though.
25:10Do you guys do that, like, Sunday night theatre?
25:12Mate, the mushroom cook is going to be played by Ray with his hair straightened.
25:17Actually not.
25:18The perfect Aaron Patterson.
25:20Yeah.
25:20It's so Patterson.
25:21He's so Patterson.
25:22Yeah.
25:27And aren't you from Wellington?
25:28I don't know.
25:29Oh, that's what he's from.
25:31And there's a plate for you in your dressing room.
25:34Uh, Sam.
25:35I'm going to play the Asian grocer that she tried to blame it on.
25:39Oh.
25:40It's got nothing to do with that whole story.
25:43Ed.
25:43It's our Kylie.
25:44Kylie Minogue.
25:45Our Kylie.
25:45Oh, our Kylie Minogue, yeah.
25:47Ray?
25:48We're lining up Danny DeVito to play me in a biopic song.
25:52It's slightly more believable on that one.
25:53Hey, Tim.
25:54It feels like we've been towards the end.
25:56You know, earlier on in the show.
25:57Yeah.
25:57President Trump greeted Princess Kate with, you're so beautiful.
26:01You're so beautiful.
26:01You've met lots of royalty.
26:03How do you greet them?
26:04Oh, yeah.
26:04Well, I've only met the king.
26:07Oh.
26:08No.
26:10Wayne.
26:11What I mean by that is I wouldn't say to Charles, even if I was thinking it, you're so
26:17beautiful, but I'm not Donald Trump.
26:19Arush?
26:19Can I tell you what I would say if I met the king?
26:22Yes, please.
26:22Yes, please do.
26:23Thanks for leaving.
26:24Oh.
26:26Yeah.
26:26Lovely.
26:28I mean, that's fair, isn't it?
26:29That's fair.
26:30Probably for the best.
26:31Yeah.
26:31Well, we're going to take a break.
26:33You can catch Tim live on stage around the country from October 31st or grab his new album
26:37Time Machine from all good record stores.
26:40Give it up for Tim Minchin!
26:55We're back and it's time to put each of our contestants individually to the test.
27:00The internet is home to all sorts of tips and tricks, so we thought it might be time
27:03for a bit of this.
27:08That's under the influencer.
27:11The rules are simple.
27:12I will show you each a clip from a well-known content creator.
27:15You just have to answer a question.
27:17Alright.
27:18And Ray, we're going to start with you.
27:25That really got you in the back of the throat, didn't it?
27:31Alright, Ray.
27:32We are heading to Dublin where professional dating coach David is doing the ladies a solid
27:38hashtag relationship hacks.
27:40Five obvious signs she doesn't like you.
27:43Number one, she reacts passively to your attempt to keep the conversation going.
27:47Number two, she has a serious facial expression for 30 to 60 seconds or longer, even when you're
27:53trying to be funny.
27:53Three, her body starts slightly away from you.
27:56Four, she avoids eye contact.
27:58Five, she says...
28:00Five, she says what, Ray?
28:03I think the fifth sign is that you already have four signs that she doesn't like you.
28:09Yeah, if you haven't sort of picked up on it by then, right?
28:11Yeah, I'm just trying to think about all the dating documentaries I've watched that could...
28:14Right.
28:15You know, I'm just thinking you'd inflate your neck sack to indicate your virility.
28:21You know what?
28:21And then see if she responds in kind.
28:24Right.
28:24I'm going to give you a clue, Ray.
28:25It's not inflate your neck sack.
28:28I need you to lock in an answer, Ray.
28:30What was his fifth tip on how to tell that a woman doesn't like you?
28:33Five, she says...
28:35Um, if you ask her on a date, she says no.
28:38Um, okay, let's see.
28:40It was nice to meet you.
28:42Mmm, she says it was nice to meet you.
28:45That's kind of closing the thing.
28:46Ray, I cannot pay it, sorry.
28:48Alright, Sam, take a look at your helpful hint from California cycling enthusiast Rafi.
28:54Hashtag Lycra Lover.
28:56Just bought your first bike.
28:57Do not leave the bike shop without buying these three things.
29:01First and foremost, obviously, a helmet.
29:04Second of all, highly recommend buying yourself a nice quality floor pump.
29:09And lastly, highly recommend don't leave a bike shop without buying...
29:14Without buying a what, Sam?
29:17Can I ask a question?
29:18Yes, Sam.
29:19I know that's on TikTok.
29:20Yeah.
29:20Right.
29:21I don't play TikTok, but...
29:23You don't play TikTok.
29:25Is that big?
29:26Like, is that guy well known?
29:27Is that, is that a, is that, does that go viral this week?
29:29Like, what, what is that?
29:30I'm sure he's an influencer, yeah.
29:32He's a number one.
29:33He's not bringing anyone willy-nilly.
29:34Yeah, exactly.
29:34He's the number one bike influencer.
29:36Yeah, bikefluencer.
29:39Wow.
29:40So what does he buy?
29:41Number three, don't leave the shop without buying.
29:43You have to have, what's his third item?
29:46The stick thing?
29:47The helmet?
29:48What are you laughing at?
29:49A seat.
29:50Oh God.
29:51A seat?
29:54Excuse you, Anne.
29:55Your turn's coming up, please.
29:56Assuming, I'm not on TikTok, I'm assuming the bike already comes with a seat.
30:01Why would you buy another one?
30:03No, because if you ride a bike without a seat, it's not...
30:05Yeah.
30:09Slightly different for us, Anne, than it is for Sam and the likes.
30:12You are a child.
30:15Sam and your answer, what is the third item all cyclists must get from the bike shop?
30:20Another helmet.
30:21There we go.
30:22Spare, spare helmet.
30:24Do you think it's helmet, bike bump, helmet?
30:28Let's see if you're right.
30:30A nice saddlebag.
30:31A nice saddlebag!
30:33What's... Sam, what's a saddlebag?
30:35Put the little thing under the seat and you can keep your keys and your phone and your tampons, I
30:40guess.
30:40I don't know.
30:42No points paid to you, Sam, unfortunately.
30:44Anne.
30:44Your turn now.
30:45That was hard.
30:46British entrepreneur Mark Tilbury has some hot tips for your next trip.
30:51Hashtag tight-ass travel.
30:52Five things I do before every flight as a millionaire businessman.
30:56First, I take a picture of my luggage just before check-in so I can claim up to $3,800
31:01if it gets lost or stolen.
31:03Second, I bring an empty water bottle and fill it up after security to save on overpriced drinks.
31:08Third, I use my credit card for free entry to airport lounges.
31:12Fourth, I put an Apple AirTag in my luggage so I can track it in real time.
31:15Fifth, I email myself.
31:17Now, Anne, what does millionaire Mark email himself?
31:21I reckon his divorce papers.
31:25He emails himself...
31:27Before he travels anywhere.
31:29He would email himself probably his tickets.
31:34Is that where you want to lock him?
31:35Uh, nah.
31:36Um...
31:37And a scanned thing of his passport.
31:40Like a, um...
31:41You know?
31:42Yeah, good one.
31:43Three.
31:44Don't...
31:45It's not a team sport.
31:47Three tips when he buys a bike.
31:51All right, Anne, so you're locking in some papers and a copy of his passport.
31:55Let's see if you are correct.
31:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
31:57Hold on, hang on, hang on.
31:57Whisper.
31:58Could you mention Vanuatu?
32:00Just go ahead.
32:02And I will accept your answer.
32:08Let's have a look.
32:09I email myself copies of my passport and travel documents in case I lose it.
32:13I just got points.
32:15Ten points to you, Anne Edmonds.
32:18All right, Ed, you're up.
32:19God.
32:20Canadian kung fu sensei Kevin Goat has an important question.
32:25Hashtag self-defence training.
32:27You look like Tom Hardy if I ordered you on Wish.
32:29Oh, yeah?
32:30Whoa!
32:31Oh, yeah!
32:31Do you know the three most common signs before someone punches you in the face?
32:35Yeah.
32:35First sign, forward aggression.
32:37You're getting closer to you.
32:38You're not maintaining your reactionary gap.
32:40Oh, yeah.
32:40Second thing to look for is those clenching of the fist.
32:42Third one.
32:43Wow.
32:44Ed, what is the third sign?
32:45He sends an email saying...
32:49Punch incoming.
32:51No, no, no.
32:52What is the third sign that you're about to get punched in the face?
32:54Well, normally...
32:56Normally?
32:57It's, you know...
32:58How many times are you getting punched in the face, Ed?
33:00Well, you know, it depends if people have seen my UI ads or not.
33:03No, no, no, no.
33:05I don't think...
33:06Wide eyes.
33:07Whoa, look out.
33:08Wide eyes.
33:09Wide eyes?
33:10I don't know.
33:10Let's find out if it's wide eyes.
33:12They're going to be looking off in another direction,
33:14trying to distract you with their eyes,
33:16so that you look away for that split second,
33:18so that they get the job done.
33:20I can't pay wide eyes.
33:22No.
33:23He looks away to distract you.
33:25No points paid.
33:27A rouge.
33:32She's going to hit me.
33:33She's going to hit me.
33:35She's going to hit me.
33:35Do it.
33:36Do it.
33:37Are her fists clenched, Ed?
33:40Yes.
33:41It doesn't help that Anne's shouting, do it, do it.
33:45All right, a rouge.
33:47Here's some life advice from Gen Z TikToker Jasmine.
33:51Hashtag for the girls.
33:53Start taking notes because this is how to respond to mean girls.
33:56Number one, ask them if they're okay.
33:58Cause mean girls are usually projecting their own insecurities onto you.
34:01Number two, tell them they have something on their teeth.
34:04It's going to throw them off and make them self-conscious.
34:06Number three, go act dumb and ask them to explain the joke.
34:09They'll keep digging their own grave and they'll feel awkward after a while.
34:12Number four, just accuse them of having a crush on you.
34:14Are you in love with me or something?
34:16And lastly, just call them out and tell them-
34:21to take a trip to Vanuatu.
34:30Wow.
34:31Scrambling to save that deal, aren't you, Ray?
34:33That's amazing.
34:33Arooja does not, I'll give you a clue, it's not take a trip to wonderful Vanuatu.
34:38Could it be, um, tell them to go to therapy or something?
34:43Right.
34:43No, that seems constructive.
34:44It does.
34:46It's very helpful.
34:47It seems, yeah.
34:48Why do you do that?
34:48Tell them that would come out of that mouth.
34:50Tell them that you're not afraid of them and then create a visual diversion.
34:55Wow.
34:57Wack.
34:58Punch them.
34:59Locking it in?
34:59Locking that in.
35:00Lock that in.
35:01Let's have a look.
35:02Call them out and tell them that they're being a big a-hole.
35:05Mmm, sorry, Arooja.
35:06I cannot pay you the points.
35:07And all too soon, that brings us to the end of-
35:13Tunda, the Influencer.
35:15Alright, back with more Have You Been Paying Attention right after this.
35:30We're back, you're watching Have You Been Paying Attention, hands on buzzers, it's time to pull on your lycra and
35:35get ready for a bit of this.
35:45Here we go.
35:46Big night out for Cathy Freeman and Ian Thorpe.
35:49What were they all dressed up for?
35:52Sam?
35:53They're about to emcee an event for Essendon Fields Shopping Centre.
36:00Ah, not why they're looking so good.
36:02Mate, A, it was a breakfast and B, they wish.
36:06Ah, no, not on the card.
36:07Ray?
36:08Um, no, they're looking for a third, or as they call it, a triathlon.
36:13No, not on the third.
36:14Ray, for trying something in sport.
36:16I appreciate it.
36:19Normally you just go into a little coma.
36:21I appreciate that, buddy.
36:23No, Ann?
36:23I'm gonna take a guess.
36:25The Olympics was something about the Olympics this week.
36:28Wow.
36:2820 is...
36:3020 years?
36:31Wrong.
36:3120 years since the Olympics?
36:33So long.
36:3320 years since the Olympics started.
36:36Ann?
36:37No, it was their induction into Stadium Australia's Hall of Fame.
36:41Yeah, but it was something of the Olympics.
36:43And I'm not paying it at none of them to mention.
36:45You get none of it.
36:45Fair enough.
36:46Yeah, they appeared in the Olympics a long time ago.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Something to do with the Olympics.
36:50They've been in it.
36:51Spanish tennis star Carlos Alcaraz broke the internet with this picture.
36:56What is he doing in prison?
36:58Ann?
36:58Visiting Kyrgios.
37:01Not visiting Kyrgios.
37:02No.
37:03What's he doing in prison there?
37:04Eruj.
37:05He found another way to sew.
37:08Oh, that's very good.
37:09I like that.
37:10We like that, but I can't pay it.
37:13What was he doing there, Ed?
37:15Is that Alcatraz?
37:16It is.
37:16Why is that?
37:17Who cares?
37:17Alcaraz and Alcatraz.
37:19Oh, I tell you why we care.
37:20Why?
37:21Because he gave three tips on what to do after you buy a bike.
37:24No.
37:25And made it all worthwhile.
37:27Moving along.
37:28One good week for Ange Postacoglu.
37:31Ange Postacoglu can scarcely believe what he's seen here.
37:35What did he just see?
37:37Ray?
37:38G-g-g-ghost?
37:41No, not what he just saw.
37:45What did he just see?
37:46His team was 2-0 up and they got defeated 3-2.
37:50Nottingham was knocked out of the Carabao Cup by Swansea.
37:54Points are yours, Sam.
37:55To the world of athletics.
37:57What a night and what a moment for Mondo!
38:02What's Swede Amand Mondo Duplantis celebrating there?
38:06Uh, assembling an IKEA table.
38:10You gotta celebrate.
38:12Not what he's celebrating.
38:13Sakes to say he's pitching a tent.
38:14Yeah.
38:15Now, Ed, what's he celebrating there?
38:17He's at the pole vault world record.
38:19Yeah, he just broke the world pole vault record for the 14th time.
38:23Can you believe it, Ray?
38:23I thought it should have gone to the other guy.
38:25Yeah, right.
38:26Have a look at that.
38:26It was a 6.3 metre jump.
38:29Just a look.
38:29The crowd are on their feet.
38:31They're roaring him on.
38:32Get over.
38:32Is it his fourth world record of the year?
38:34Get over.
38:34Wow.
38:36He touched her, though.
38:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:37Yeah, he did bump her.
38:38Wasn't clean.
38:39Yeah, you're right.
38:41Missy, actually.
38:42I am.
38:43All right.
38:44Tough week on the track for Aussie Jess Hull.
38:46Hey, Jess, have a quick look at this here.
38:48It was taken from...
38:50I was taken from behind, I think.
38:52Yep.
39:00What is she talking about?
39:02Sam?
39:03Pass.
39:06Just as well.
39:07John, pass.
39:08Ray?
39:09The Olympic Village?
39:11No.
39:13Not quite.
39:14This was at the World Athletics.
39:17The champs there.
39:18What could she be talking about yet?
39:19Is she bumped or something?
39:20Is there some argy-bargy?
39:22What do you call it?
39:22Argy-bargy?
39:23Anne?
39:23The biggest pole vault came...
39:30Ed, I mean, you're the closest.
39:34Can we get...
39:35Elbow or something?
39:36Yeah, go on, Sam.
39:37She got knocked over.
39:38That's it.
39:39She got knocked over.
39:39Sam, have a look.
39:40Look at this.
39:40Oh, just having to find...
39:42Oh, she's down!
39:43She's down.
39:44There was a bit of nudging behind her.
39:45The red one.
39:45The one in red.
39:46She got taken down from behind.
39:48Do you reckon she got any ouchies?
39:50I think maybe a couple of ouchies.
39:52The PGA Tours season opening event in Hawaii is being moved due to watch.
39:56Why is it being moved, Ray?
39:58Um, so you said it was meant to be PG, but there are 18 plus holes.
40:05Jeez.
40:07What did you guys do in the air, Ray?
40:10That's nice.
40:10I didn't know what's going on.
40:11Ray is on heat.
40:13This is...
40:14Sorry, this is huge.
40:15What is production putting in these cups of water?
40:16It's Hunchback season, I'm sorry.
40:21Not the answer.
40:24Sheep is it.
40:25Too dry or fires or something?
40:27Drought.
40:27I'll take dry.
40:28I'll take dry.
40:29Drought.
40:29Look at that.
40:31To an unusual moment during a college football game.
40:34You see the smoke here.
40:36Looks like the situation is somewhat getting under control.
40:38What was the source of the smoke?
40:42Why is it smokey, Sam?
40:44Fire.
40:48I'd love just a touch of one.
40:50Aroosh.
40:50Snoop Dogg.
40:51It was not.
40:52He wasn't there, I believe.
40:54Ed, what was it?
40:55Food truck?
40:55Something like a food truck caught fire?
40:57Let's take a look.
40:57It's actually a food truck behind the stadium that's causing the smoke and the fire.
41:02Oh, man.
41:03There you go.
41:03Points are yours, Ed.
41:04We're going to take a break.
41:05When we return, our winner is announced.
41:16We're back.
41:17Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall.
41:20And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
41:23You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
41:27Sam.
41:28Her hat's too big.
41:30Is it?
41:31Look how big that is.
41:33It's insane.
41:34Appropriate size for a wonderful product.
41:38Hands on buzzers.
41:39Start that clock.
41:40President Macron visited Notre Dame Cathedral on Friday.
41:43Why was he there?
41:45Ed.
41:45Well, they were unveiling a statue of his wife.
41:49Please, Ed.
41:50No.
41:51He was opening something, Sam.
41:53He was reopening Notre Dame.
41:55Correct.
41:56Ten points.
41:57The royals gathered on Tuesday for what solemn occasion?
42:01Arooj?
42:01Meghan Markle's birthday.
42:05No, no, no.
42:05Far more solemn than that.
42:07Yeah, yeah.
42:08Ed, what was it?
42:08Just quickly, is that Andrew behind the door?
42:10It is.
42:11Hello.
42:11Good to see you.
42:13No, what was the solemn occasion?
42:15It was big news, Anne.
42:16One of them died like one of the back stalls.
42:19Do you know what?
42:20I'm going to give it to you because you're the closest.
42:21The Duchess of Kent's funeral.
42:23Scientists have revealed the correct way to eat Maltesers.
42:26What is it?
42:28Ed.
42:28In the mouth, hopefully.
42:31Ed, I am shockingly giving you ten points.
42:35What?
42:35Firstly, scientists.
42:37Well done.
42:38Yeah.
42:39Secondly, it's chopsticks.
42:40No.
42:42That's a good test.
42:43That's a good test.
42:44Malteser came out to just reiterate this is how you should eat it.
42:48Pop it in your mouth and crunch down.
42:50As opposed to what?
42:51Yeah.
42:52Yeah.
42:53You get ten points for that.
42:54Okay.
42:54Why is Costco in America recalling this Prosecco?
42:58Ray?
42:59The bottle is empty by the time I get home.
43:03Not why it's being recalled.
43:04No, it like explodes on touch or something.
43:06Whoa.
43:06Yeah, unopened bottles are just shattering without being touched.
43:09Hello.
43:09Why is this $4,500 luxury pram in the news this week?
43:14Sam.
43:15Anne's getting rid of it.
43:18Must be nice.
43:19Anne.
43:19$4,000.
43:20Is that like the most expensive pram ever made or something?
43:23Yeah, but it's...
43:24Who made it?
43:25Who's making it, Sam?
43:27Probably six-year-old kids in China.
43:29Yeah.
43:31Why is it in the news, Ed?
43:32Aston Martin.
43:33Yes, the first pram made by Aston Martin.
43:35You get the points.
43:35Chapel Roan is set to headline what big Aussie festival?
43:40Anne.
43:41Gimpy Youthmaster.
43:42I don't know.
43:44I don't know if she's going to do that while she's here.
43:46No.
43:47What's the big festival, Ray?
43:48Is it the laneway one?
43:50The laneway one?
43:51Yeah.
43:52Yeah, it's laneway.
43:54Do you go to many festivals, Ray?
43:57I'm waiting for the invite.
43:59Not how festivals work, that's why.
44:01Ten points to you.
44:02The notorious Tinder Swindler is back in the news.
44:05What's he done this time?
44:07Ray?
44:08Is that him?
44:09Yeah.
44:10Yes.
44:10Oh no, I've given him everything.
44:18When Ray says everything, it's a briefcase with an apple in it.
44:21It's not...
44:22It's not...
44:22It's not a lot.
44:23No, what's he done this time?
44:24If Barney's busted again, there's any new scam?
44:25Yeah, yeah.
44:26Arrested for allegedly scamming victims out of $15 million this time, Ed.
44:30Oh, Ray.
44:30Tough week for Queensland drug users.
44:33The government has banned what?
44:35The Rouge.
44:36Munchies.
44:37Not banned munchies.
44:39And?
44:39Trains to the Gold Coast.
44:41No, not what the teams, Ray?
44:43Conversations at 2am.
44:46Still up for grabs.
44:47Sam?
44:48Testing.
44:48Yes, pill testing clinics.
44:49Points are yours.
44:50Rebecca Gibney has been...
44:52Oh!
44:52And we're out of time.
44:54Let's check that final leaderboard.
44:55And our winner tonight is...
44:57Ed Cavillay!
45:03Congratulations for our winner and thank you to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:07We'll leave you with this reminder of the need to pay attention to the passion of sports fans.
45:11Jerry Locke!
45:12What do we make?
45:13Jerry Locke!
45:14What do we make of Hawthorne?
45:15We hate Hawthorne.
45:16They're fucking scum.
45:17We don't like them.
45:19Sorry about the way out of the air.
45:21Good night, Australia.
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