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00:09Tonight, join Glenn Robbins, Alex Ward, Emma Holland, Abouj Ashfar and Ed Kavalee
00:17as we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now here's your host, Tom Gleisner.
00:28Good evening, Australia.
00:29Great to be back with you for our weekly review of everything that's been happening over the past seven days.
00:35A big thank you to all the amazing hosts who filled in for me while I was away.
00:42Anyway, there's been a fair bit of breaking news, but how's this for a team to help make sense of
00:47it all?
00:48She made her show debut last week, backed by popular demand, the fabulous Abouj Ashfar.
00:55Oh, we've waited all year to see this gentleman back behind the buzzer.
00:59Why, it's Glenn Robbins.
01:03She's a comedian, collage artist and now children's book author.
01:08Is that a triple threat?
01:09Let's find out from Emma Holland.
01:13Heading to Bendigo, Victoria this week with an award-winning show, one of our favourites, Alex Ward.
01:21And finally, when I left the country a few weeks ago, he was just heading off on the amazing race.
01:26Can't wait to hear how it's all going.
01:28From Ed Catterley.
01:33Now, Glennie, of course, you and I got to work together earlier this year on the Mitsubishi Triangle campaign.
01:38Indeed.
01:38We've got some behind the scenes shots here.
01:40Can I just point out there, Tom, note who is holding the umbrella.
01:44Basically, that was my role, holding Glenn's umbrella.
01:48Can you explain what's going on here for our viewers?
01:51Oh, yeah.
01:52Well, it's Santa.
01:53I think that's you, Tom.
01:54That's Adam from the agency.
01:56And that's my penis.
01:59Which you held for me as well.
02:04Here is, the back story is, there was a scene where Russell Coit's pants were going to fall out.
02:11And we had this long debate with ads, the client, Mitsubishi, have to be, they have to sign off on
02:16everything.
02:16Of course.
02:17What type of undies?
02:18Yeah.
02:18And you wanted a G-string.
02:20And they said, no.
02:22And then we said, what about a leather thong?
02:24And Mitsubishi said, no.
02:26And finally compromised on the leopard skin.
02:28And luckily, you were wearing them anyway.
02:32Tom, you probably can't see, but I want you to know the G-string does look great right now.
02:38Is that right?
02:38Oh, thanks for that.
02:40Emma.
02:41This isn't the...
02:42No.
02:45Okay.
02:45Emma Holland.
02:46Big couple of weeks for you.
02:48You have a new book out.
02:52Stories for the kid next door.
02:54Or if you could sum the book up in a couple of words.
02:56Alright, couple of words.
03:00Emma Holland.
03:01Okay.
03:02It's dedicated for Teddy.
03:04Who's Teddy?
03:07He's my dead dog.
03:09Oh, I'm sorry.
03:10Oh, good one, Tom.
03:11You put it in the book.
03:12I know.
03:13And when I told Penguin I was going to do that, they were like, okay, just make sure that
03:16no one ever asks you about that.
03:19Hey, Aru, so pleased to have you back for another show.
03:21Now, you've been here in Australia doing some shows over the past week.
03:24I think you were in Sydney the other day.
03:26We've got a shot of you.
03:26Who are you?
03:27Where are you there, Aru?
03:28Yes, that's me.
03:28I did the walk.
03:29But I think I did it wrong because I went from Coogee to Bondi.
03:33Yeah.
03:33And then everyone said you have to go from Bondi to Coogee.
03:36Yeah, that's right.
03:37Is that right?
03:38I don't know.
03:39Everyone said that and they made me feel like I made a big mistake.
03:42I know, I know.
03:44Do you know that you're obviously happy to meet Glenn Robbins?
03:47Yes, yes, I am.
03:48National treasure, Glenn Robbins?
03:49Yes, I am.
03:51Do you know who I am?
03:53Yeah, I Googled you.
03:58Hey, Alex, exciting news for you.
03:59You've got a new side hustle.
04:01You're doing ads for, is it for fish?
04:03Yeah, I know.
04:05Yeah, some people on this show have, like, entire airlines and countries,
04:08but, yeah, I'm the frozen fish girl.
04:10There I am.
04:11And it's very versatile, I've, you know.
04:14Frozen fish, or frozen seafood in general, I'm getting around it.
04:17You know, you can pan fry it, barbecue it,
04:19you can even use it to go towards a home deposit.
04:22So, it's pretty good.
04:24How do you get a gig like that, Alex?
04:26You beg them.
04:27OK.
04:28Good luck with the campaign.
04:30All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:31How about hands on buzzers?
04:33Well, our PM finally got the selfie he was chasing.
04:37Who's he with?
04:38Emma?
04:39Yeah, that's a GTA character he hasn't unlocked yet.
04:43It's very much a real person, Glenn.
04:45It's big, it's orange, and it's round.
04:48It's Donald Trump.
04:50Indeed.
04:50Points are yours, Glenn.
04:51Yeah, you got it.
04:52Oh, jeez.
04:54Yes, Alex?
04:55That is a great example of a perfectly cooked salmon.
05:02Donald Trump addressed the UN General Assembly.
05:05It's the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world, in my opinion.
05:10What's he talking about?
05:11The greatest con job?
05:13Emma?
05:14Is it con the fruiterer?
05:16Don't think...
05:17Come on, yellow one.
05:18How are you?
05:19How are you?
05:20Don't think it's quite a...
05:22Alex?
05:22Was it Melania's vows?
05:24It was...
05:25I think they were heartfelt.
05:27Yeah, Glenn?
05:28That's what you and I were talking about before the show.
05:30Climate change.
05:31I mean, seriously.
05:32Come on.
05:33I get it.
05:33Glenn?
05:34Am I right?
05:34Are you all right?
05:35I will give you the points.
05:37Moving on.
05:38Staying in the US.
05:40The White House says this isn't a joke and is demanding an investigation.
05:44They could have hurt the most beautiful first lady in American history.
05:47Wow.
05:48What's that all about?
05:49Something happened to Ed.
05:51Well, they're at the UN, and they're trying to deport Melania.
05:56She was there, but anyone...
05:58It was dodgy.
05:59This was dodgy.
05:59Come on.
06:00Donald claimed this was deliberate.
06:02Is it just that the escalator stopped working, is it?
06:06And they're worried about her?
06:07That's right.
06:07Arouge, take a look.
06:08They turned him off.
06:09Look, they turned him off.
06:10Rawr.
06:12Whoa.
06:13It was like a complete power failure.
06:16Even Melania went off.
06:17So, Arouge, points are yours.
06:22Interesting moment for President Macron in New York.
06:25Guess what?
06:26I'm waiting the street because everything is frozen for you.
06:30Who's he talking to?
06:32Arouge.
06:33Elsa.
06:34Elsa.
06:38Sadly, can't give you the point.
06:40Who's Macron on the phone?
06:42I didn't know this.
06:42It was Trump.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Do you know the story?
06:45I think it's stuck in the escalator.
06:46No, no.
06:47It was the...
06:48Trump's motorcade was going past and he just wanted to cross the road to the embassy.
06:51That happens.
06:52Was told to wait.
06:53Points are yours, Alex.
06:54To Denmark now, where...
06:55Copenhagen Airport had to be shut down for four hours.
06:59Wow.
06:59What happened at the airport?
07:01Arouge.
07:02They all decided to cycle instead.
07:04And then it's like, say, you know, cut down on coal emissions.
07:07Emma.
07:08Um, Glenn got separated from his carer.
07:11You do not have to take that, Glenn.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Uh, anyone know what happened to her?
07:18Glenn, Glenn, she's over there.
07:23Has he got his rug?
07:24Okay, we're moving on.
07:25I made this.
07:26I made this.
07:29Well, not to EA, but wasn't for the comedy companies.
07:33Trump.
07:34This is what he's like, Arouge.
07:35Um.
07:36Anyone know what happened to Copenhagen Airport?
07:38I don't mean, it's weather or a power...
07:41Oh, no, hello, Glenn.
07:42Oh.
07:43Glenn, just the...
07:44Just the...
07:48Glenn.
07:49Sorry for my outburst, Tom.
07:51A whole lot of drones came.
07:53Yeah.
07:53Several large drones.
07:54Did my buzzer wake you up?
07:55That was it.
07:57That was a forthright.
07:59He's right, though.
08:00Points are yours, Glenn.
08:00He's absolutely right.
08:01Oh, big week for Britain's 116-year-old.
08:04Ethel Caterham.
08:05What happened?
08:06Alex.
08:07Oh, she got her driver's licence.
08:09That's...
08:09That is a big achievement, but something even more exciting for Ethel...
08:13Uh, she's pregnant.
08:14Is...
08:17It happened...
08:18What happened to...
08:19Glenn?
08:19She took up smoking.
08:21It's...
08:22Very well.
08:23Uh, what's happened in Ethel's world?
08:25It's very exciting.
08:26She had a visitor.
08:27Alex.
08:28She met the king.
08:29King Charles dropped by to spook her.
08:31Oh, my God.
08:32She's having a heart attack.
08:33Oh, no.
08:35Finally finished her off.
08:37Alex, I'll give you the points.
08:38Well, Princess Anne popped up somewhere unexpected.
08:41Where was she?
08:42Alex.
08:43I think that's Glenn Robbins' cupboard.
08:46There's the...
08:46The stuff on the wall is something of a clue.
08:48Emma.
08:49Is she at Princess Anne Somers?
08:51Is...
08:53No, she's not Emma.
08:54What is that?
08:56Is that a young girl?
08:57What is that?
08:57Is that...
08:58What is that?
08:58What's Anne Somers?
08:59It's a British lingerie store, so it's pretty niche.
09:02Or is she at Queen Victoria's Secret?
09:04Yeah!
09:09No, she went to a lingerie store.
09:11Mmm.
09:13No?
09:14Lingerie factory.
09:15That's the bit I'm chasing in Wales.
09:18That's promoting local industry.
09:20So it's royal sexy land, I guess.
09:23Glenn, points are yours.
09:24We've got to take a break.
09:25Back with more.
09:25Have you been...
09:28APPLAUSE
09:31APPLAUSE
09:33APPLAUSE
09:41Prime Minister Anthony Albanese
09:43has given his first address to the United Nations
09:45declaring our position on the most pressing issues.
09:48Sausage sizzle.
09:49Special football.
09:50And beer.
09:51Meanwhile, Donald Trump's visit to the UN
09:53had problems with the escalator and the teleprompter.
09:56Whoever's operating this teleprompter is...
09:59From within the White House.
10:00In other words...
10:01Stitch-ups in the mirror, boys, it's you.
10:05APPLAUSE
10:06We're back to watching Have You Been Paying Attention.
10:09Let's jump into some more questions.
10:11Hang on, no, no.
10:12Tommy, first things first.
10:13Now, Arouj, did you have any feedback?
10:15Did your parents watch the show?
10:17Yes, actually.
10:18My parents watched the show.
10:20They really enjoyed it,
10:21but they were upset that I didn't get more answers right.
10:25LAUGHTER
10:25Like...
10:26So my father said,
10:27you need to study for the next episode.
10:29LAUGHTER
10:32That'll be a first for anyone.
10:33Did you study?
10:34That is great.
10:35I've tried my best.
10:36All right.
10:37We've got a couple of questions coming up, Arouj,
10:39that might be right in your wheelhouse.
10:41But for now...
10:41Wow.
10:42Hands back on buzzers.
10:44Attention all schoolies.
10:45Schoolies celebrations are just around the corner
10:47and the Gold Coast is set to make some big changes.
10:50Wow, what are the big changes to schoolies, Glenn?
10:51I know about this.
10:53LAUGHTER
10:54When they're having sex...
10:56Oh!
10:57..they've got to wear their school blazer and long socks.
11:00LAUGHTER
11:01APPLAUSE
11:03I think it's only fair.
11:05I think, um...
11:06And if anything happens...
11:08I think what Glenn's saying is no hat, no play.
11:12That's not what we're chasing here.
11:13I can't guess that.
11:15Are they bad beach parties, Tom?
11:17Due to erosion caused by Cyclone Alpha,
11:19no-one's going to be paid.
11:21Oh, there's a new viral trend taking over social media.
11:24What does that hand gesture mean?
11:27Uh, Emma?
11:28I think it means early-onset arthritis.
11:31LAUGHTER
11:31It's pretty tricky.
11:32Glenn?
11:33I can do it if you like.
11:35Well, it's like that, like that.
11:37Go on, keep going.
11:38That's hand.
11:38And this hand is...
11:40No, no, no.
11:41Go, go, go, go.
11:43What does the character mean?
11:45I do know what it means.
11:46It means, like, um...
11:50..average?
11:50Yeah.
11:50Like, you're not that good, you're not that bad.
11:53It's five out of ten.
11:54It means six, seven.
11:55What does that mean?
11:56Six, seven.
11:57It's technically defined as six, seven,
11:58but Glenn's right, it means...
12:00Why does it mean?
12:01Ah, so-so?
12:02I do it, but...
12:02Please do it.
12:03Please do it.
12:04I'm worried it'll turn into a hate symbol.
12:06Oh, yeah.
12:07I'm not going to do it.
12:09But, look, I think I'll give you five points each
12:11because, Glenn, it does mean average
12:13and six, seven is the technical...
12:15Why are you looking so sad, Emma?
12:15Five points each.
12:17What did you want?
12:18Oh, respect in the workplace?
12:20I don't know.
12:21Give the kid the ten points.
12:23What a nice guy.
12:27All right, thank you, Glenn.
12:30Very magnanimous, Glenn, with ten points to Emma.
12:33Now, Arooj, especially because your father's watching
12:35and we ask a lot of very local questions,
12:37here's one from your neighbourhood to Kolkata,
12:41where they're planning to host...
12:43The biggest festival of West Bengal.
12:45What is the biggest festival of West Bengal?
12:50Arooj.
12:51Do you want to take a crack at it?
12:52I mean, it looks like F-Boy Island to me.
12:55What is it, Arooj?
12:56It's Durga Puja.
12:58It's the festival for goddess Durga.
13:01Like, honouring her.
13:02A huge Hindu festival.
13:03Hopefully the floods won't prevent it going in.
13:06Your dad will be so pleased because ten points to Arooj.
13:09Well done.
13:11Nicely done.
13:12All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
13:20And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by
13:22the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
13:24It's a bit rock and roll.
13:26There it is.
13:27Yeah.
13:28That's a good one.
13:30That's a good one.
13:31Bit of showbiz.
13:32Jimmy Kimmel returned to TV this week.
13:40We'll stop it there and I'll ask,
13:42what were his opening words?
13:43Emma?
13:44I think statistically it's either mama or dada.
13:47No.
13:50On the night.
13:51Sorry, clarify that.
13:52Check the card.
13:53I think the context is.
13:55What did he say when he returned?
13:57Alex?
13:57It's like before I was stopped or interrupted.
14:00Oh, Alex, take a look.
14:03Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted.
14:06Points are yours, Alex.
14:08Oh, this is exciting.
14:09Friends of the show, Anne Edmonds and Kitty Flanagan,
14:11are teaming up to do what?
14:14Alex?
14:15Lloyd Langford.
14:16Is there?
14:19I'm not going to look at the card.
14:22Anyone know?
14:23At the end.
14:25No.
14:28I'm just having a bit of fun.
14:29Yeah, it's all right.
14:31Just lighten up, OK?
14:32Anyone know what Kitty and Anne are doing?
14:34It's a bit exciting.
14:35It's Emma.
14:35They're doing a TV show together called Bad Company.
14:38Yeah, yeah, for the ABCs.
14:40It's exciting.
14:40Ethan Hawke was remembering Robert Redford this week.
14:43Can I tell you the last words he ever said to me?
14:45Yeah.
14:46He said, stop.
14:47He said, stop what?
14:49LaRouge?
14:50Stop joking me.
14:52No, I don't think anyone was involved in it anyway
14:56with the passing of Robert Redford.
15:00Robert's advice?
15:01Ed.
15:01Stop wearing cowboy hats?
15:03Oh, Ed.
15:03Let's take a look.
15:04Stop wearing a cowboy hat.
15:06People think you're losing your hair.
15:09Excellent advice.
15:10Points are yours, Ed.
15:10Well, exciting news for Ben Stiller.
15:12He's just launched his own what?
15:14Ed.
15:15It's hair gel and it's made out of...
15:17No, it's not.
15:18Not made out of hair, but it's a product.
15:21It's a product.
15:22He's endorsed Emma.
15:23It's like a whiskey?
15:24Yeah, it's a drink, but not whiskey.
15:26He's going to be called Ben D Stiller.
15:30Sadly, not a whiskey.
15:33It's a brand of...
15:35I didn't know there's, like, drinks.
15:37Yeah.
15:38You would even say a mixer for the distiller.
15:39Indeed.
15:40Soft drinks are low-calorie sodas.
15:43Thank you, Alex.
15:44Oh, 10 have confirmed the new host of Millionaire Hot Seat.
15:47Who is it?
15:49Ed.
15:49Chat, GPT.
15:51Is...
15:52Anyone know?
15:53Exciting news.
15:54Who is the new host, Emma?
15:55His name is Jamal Malik.
15:57What?
15:58And he knows every answer to every question because of experience he's had.
16:05As a child in the slums of India.
16:07Arush is nodding curiously.
16:09Who is this person?
16:10This is from the movie Slumdog Millionaire.
16:14Wow.
16:15That's a niche reference.
16:18Who is it?
16:20Australia's sweetheart.
16:22Glenn?
16:23Rebecca Gibney.
16:24Is indeed hosting the show.
16:26Speaking of game shows, Glenn, you sort of made an appearance on The Chase.
16:30The Drover's Wife is a painting by Australian Russell who?
16:34Russell Quate.
16:35Stop.
16:38Didn't get the points.
16:41Didn't get the points, but you get the points there.
16:43Well, this was unexpected.
16:44We're looking at releasing it in cinemas and hopefully get it on Netflix.
16:48Ooh, what's Pauline hoping to get on Netflix?
16:51Alex?
16:53Sex tape.
16:54Is?
16:55Don't think she's looking at that ant.
16:57K-pop immigration hunter.
16:59Is?
17:02Glenn, what's Pauline hoping to get on Netflix?
17:05My Fish and Chips Rules.
17:08They would do that.
17:10Arush, do you know anything about Pauline Hanson?
17:12I know not to say anything.
17:15Yeah.
17:17Probably wise, Arush.
17:19Probably wise.
17:20She's been on YouTube for a while.
17:22She's got a documentary or a film or something named after herself.
17:26None of those words are correct.
17:30Ed?
17:30It's a cartoon, Tommy.
17:32Yeah, it's called Please Explain.
17:33Yeah, please explain.
17:34Very good.
17:35Yeah, she's been doing it forever on YouTube.
17:38Yes, Alex?
17:38Safe to say that'll only be released in English.
17:43Oh, this show returned to Paramount Plus on Thursday.
17:47I love to flirt and make the girls squirre.
17:49We're back, baby!
17:50Woo!
17:52Yes!
17:53Woo!
17:54Ripper!
17:55Let's go!
17:57What's the show, Glenn?
17:59Well, I don't know, but where can I watch the list?
18:03Well, now we're talking.
18:06Right here on Paramount Plus.
18:08But what's the show?
18:08It's called Herpes at First Sight.
18:11It's season two, Rob.
18:13Right here on Paramount Plus, Arush.
18:16It's called Aussie Shore.
18:17It points yours.
18:18It's season two of Aussie Shore.
18:19Returning to Paramount Plus.
18:21We've got to take a break.
18:22We'll be back with our special guest.
18:23Let's go.
18:23Right after this.
18:32Well, back to what you have.
18:33You've been paying attention,
18:34and it's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
18:37He's a cave-diving doctor
18:38who helped rescue a Thai kid's soccer team back in 2018.
18:42Say hello to Dr Richard Harry Harris.
18:48Welcome.
18:49Hi, Tom.
18:50Welcome, Doctor.
18:51Can we call you Harry?
18:52Please do.
18:53We will indeed.
18:53Let's start with the event that captivated the world,
18:57the rescue of the Wild Boars soccer team.
18:59Where were you when you first got the call?
19:01I was in the operating theatre in Adelaide.
19:04I was helping with a thyroidectomy.
19:06That'd be a good question for the panel.
19:08Good.
19:10I didn't want to interrupt so quickly,
19:11but should you be taking calls during surgery?
19:13Good point.
19:15Just a couple of texts.
19:16Sure, nothing wrong with that.
19:17There we are.
19:18We're having a thyroid.
19:18Nothing wrong with that.
19:19So you got the call,
19:20and so you administered the sedation protocol
19:23to get the kids down through all those tunnels.
19:25Yep.
19:25I read somewhere that had things gone pear-shaped,
19:28you and the other team of doctors
19:31could have been charged by Thai authorities.
19:33Look, that was mentioned by the Department of Foreign Affairs
19:35literally as I was about to walk into the cave on that first morning.
19:38This man from the government from Australia sidled up to me
19:40and said, look, in the event of an incident,
19:42it's not impossible that you could end up in the Thai judicial system.
19:46Wow.
19:47And I sort of interpreted that as to something bad could happen to me.
19:50Mm-mm-mm.
19:51But to be honest, look, we were so busy thinking about the plan
19:53and, you know, heading into the cave
19:56that I honestly couldn't really take much...
19:58Too much notice of that, I said.
20:00Yes, sir.
20:00Was it your idea to do the medicine?
20:03No, it was Rick Stanton, one of the British divers,
20:05and I was very much opposed to it.
20:06I thought it was a very poor idea.
20:08I mean, how nerve-wracking for him to have to go in and be like,
20:10hear me out, I want to drug the boys.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Hear me out.
20:14But you did it.
20:15Well, yeah, in the end,
20:16only after I thought there was seriously no other way
20:19to get the kids out, so...
20:20Let's talk cave diving.
20:21We've got some footage here, Perry, of some stuff, I think.
20:25You might have shot of a dive in a glacier in Canada,
20:28and that is to many of us watching.
20:31So the dive itself was really pleasant.
20:33The dive itself...
20:34What is really pleasant about that?
20:36Well, that's my friend Craig.
20:37Yeah.
20:37That's four-degree water about a kilometre underground
20:40under a mountain and a glacier in Canada.
20:42It was minus 26 outside,
20:44but you can see inside the cave, it's quite warm.
20:46It's got water in it, not ice, so...
20:47I repeat my question, what is pleasant?
20:51You get much salmon, prawns down there?
20:53LAUGHTER
20:54Not much wildlife, no.
20:56Yes, Arouge?
20:57If I do that, can you drug me?
21:00LAUGHTER
21:01A fair question.
21:03For many people,
21:05wedging themselves into a dark space like that,
21:08underwater, would be their idea of a nightmare.
21:10You obviously don't suffer claustrophobia.
21:12I mean, I do understand that point of view,
21:14but, um...
21:15LAUGHTER
21:16Obviously, I've got around that.
21:18Sure.
21:18Yeah, no, I find it very relaxing, actually,
21:20very meditative, in fact.
21:21What's the deepest you've gone to?
21:24Uh, 285 metres.
21:26That's extraordinary.
21:27What's down there?
21:27Where'd he go?
21:28Yeah, what is...
21:29LAUGHTER
21:29Where are you finding Ray O'Leary in Vanuatu down there?
21:32What do you go down there?
21:33What's down 280 metres?
21:34Yeah, wet rocks, I think is the standard answer.
21:37And more wet rocks.
21:38Yes, Emma.
21:38Can I just quickly explain cave diving to Glenn?
21:41Yeah.
21:41It's like you swim into a, like...
21:43No, no, no.
21:46Thank you, Emma.
21:49So, have you ever had the bends?
21:51I have had the bends a couple of times,
21:53only once with any significance.
21:55What does it feel like?
21:57It's fine.
21:58It's fine.
21:59It's fine.
21:59It's fine.
22:00It's a bit achy.
22:01I don't know what it is.
22:02It's a bit uncomfortable.
22:02But you don't...
22:03So you'd recommend it as a doctor?
22:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:04No, not so much.
22:05No, it is best avoided.
22:06So what are the new documentaries?
22:08You've got a new documentary...
22:09Where's the deepest cave in the world that you dive in?
22:11Ah, well, the deepest cave in the world
22:13is one that I haven't dived.
22:14It's in France,
22:15and the world record is 312 metres.
22:17OK.
22:18Actually, chasing records is not a good idea.
22:19I agree.
22:20Things often end badly doing that.
22:22Yeah, sorry, I asked.
22:23So the new doco, Deeper,
22:25is about a cave in the South Island in New Zealand,
22:28a bit to the west of Nelson,
22:30called the Pierce Resurgence.
22:31Absolutely beautiful place
22:32that I have been a bit obsessed with,
22:34and now finally showing the rest of the world what it's like.
22:36Well, indeed,
22:37you've moved into the world of feature filmmaking.
22:39Let's take a look at a moment from Deeper.
22:41It's the most dangerous thing we've ever attempted.
22:44Try not to worry, Simon.
22:46At that depth,
22:47anything goes wrong.
22:48There's no chance of a rescue.
22:50Can you hear me?
22:51If you panic,
22:52you are going to die.
22:54Can you hear me?
22:56Indeed, exactly.
22:58Reaction is right.
22:58What was the most challenging thing about that dive, Harry?
23:02The decompression,
23:03you know,
23:03sitting around in six-degree water
23:05for 12, 13 hours
23:06and waiting to get back to the surface.
23:09You know there's a thing called golf, yeah?
23:13Not for me.
23:13Not for you.
23:14No, I get it.
23:15No, no.
23:15Oh, jeez.
23:16Aruz, your thoughts?
23:17I want drugs.
23:18OK.
23:22Hey, Harry has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
23:25We've got the cards there.
23:26We've got some beauties.
23:27Let's jump into it.
23:28Are you checking?
23:29No, no, no.
23:29I'm just, yeah.
23:31Fact checking.
23:31Meet Polish adventurer,
23:34Andrzej Bargiel.
23:35He just became the first person to do what?
23:38Glenn.
23:39I think he skied...
23:41Mm-hmm?
23:41He skied a big mountain.
23:43Very big.
23:45Very big?
23:46You might say the biggest.
23:47Was it the number one?
23:48Was it Everest?
23:49Yes.
23:50He skied down it.
23:51He climbed up it,
23:51skied down it without oxygen.
23:54Yes, Emma?
23:54So he's a ski pole.
23:56That's good.
23:57He loves it!
23:58He loves it!
24:02No facial expression in my life
24:03has ever been as satisfying
24:05as the delight on Dr. Harris' best of luck.
24:07It's a dad joke.
24:09It's an Uncle Arthur joke.
24:11You know what?
24:12I take it back.
24:12We'll add it.
24:13Next question, please.
24:14It's a huge week for Nick Cave.
24:16What did he just receive?
24:18Emma.
24:18Did you say Nick Cave?
24:19Yeah.
24:20Did you rescue him?
24:21Not Nick Cave.
24:23Oh, yeah, Nick Cave.
24:25Alex.
24:25Did Dumbledore make him head of potions?
24:28It's a touch.
24:28So, but anyone know what's happening?
24:31Nick's what?
24:32Ed.
24:32Honorary degree.
24:34Nearly.
24:34Absolute degree.
24:35Oh, it's very important to get it right.
24:37No, go on.
24:37We need this at work.
24:38Sorry, Ed.
24:39It's an honorary doctorate.
24:41Yes.
24:42Glenn, Glenn.
24:44Degree.
24:45Oh!
24:48What do you do with this?
24:49What do you do with this?
24:50It's a doctorate.
24:54It's a doctorate.
24:55It's a doctorate.
24:55He's right.
24:55I think we'll give it to Glenn.
24:57The details are, Harry.
24:58Thanks, Glenn.
24:59The Royal College of Art in London.
25:01Honorary doctorate.
25:02How do you feel, as a genuine doctor, how do you feel when, like, posers like that get
25:06one?
25:07I'd say the other way around.
25:09Actually, well, the honorary doctorate.
25:10No, but a real PhD doctor.
25:11They're the real ones.
25:14That make sense?
25:15A rouge, I am out of my depth.
25:16Sorry.
25:18Glenn, we're going to give you the points.
25:19Next question, please, Harry.
25:20To the Himalayas.
25:28Why do you think this video is getting a bit of blowback?
25:31Ah, Aroosh.
25:32Mount Everest came out as non-binary.
25:35It is a confusing thing.
25:38You make a good point.
25:40A lot of colour.
25:42No, it was awful.
25:43It was a promo for an outdoors clothing company, and this environmental impact is horrible.
25:49That's absolutely true.
25:49Not one of my sponsors, mind.
25:51Who are your sponsors?
25:52Who have you got?
25:53O3, dry suits and scuba prey.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Because deep down, you want the best.
26:04That's, like, the hottest thing I've ever heard.
26:07All right, Ed, points are yours.
26:09Next question, please.
26:10The rest is that promo.
26:11Oh, now, this is extraordinary.
26:13For the first time ever, leopard sharks have been filmed doing what?
26:17Emma.
26:17This is awesome.
26:19They had a threesome.
26:21Yes.
26:22That's exactly what they did.
26:23It's the sexiest ocean news since Moby Dick.
26:27Aroosh.
26:28I'm sorry, Emma, were you in it?
26:31We're excited, but...
26:35Emma, you have the points.
26:36Would you like to see?
26:37I would love nothing more.
26:39Let's take a look.
26:44That's on their only Finns page.
26:46Thank you, Ed.
26:48Thank you, Ed.
26:49We have to take a break.
26:51If you can see deeper in cinemas nationally, starting from October 5,
26:54would you please thank Dr Richard?
26:56There he is.
27:10We're back with this time for our one-on-one challenge.
27:12This week saw world leaders gather in New York for the UN General Assembly.
27:17And when you think assembly, you think of...
27:19Oh, God.
27:20Ikea furniture.
27:21...hurniture.
27:22Combine those two concepts and you get...
27:24No, don't do it.
27:25What are we doing?
27:26What is this?
27:27Assemble this.
27:31There we go.
27:32What are you doing?
27:33Oh, no.
27:35He's got a little bear.
27:37A little...
27:37Is that a United Nations?
27:38Do I even need to explain the rules?
27:40No, not at all.
27:41I'll show you each a name.
27:42All you've got to do is tell me if it belongs to a UN delegate or a product from Ikea.
27:49Emma, let's start with you.
27:54Just wait a second.
27:57It's going to work.
27:58It is going to work, Emma.
27:59Trust me.
28:00This is fine.
28:01Emma, blood flutter.
28:03Nordic lawyer turned globetrotting negotiator who now brings his expertise to the UN,
28:08giving Norway a say in the Big Apple's biggest debates.
28:10Or printed on high-quality canvas with an oak effect frame,
28:15your home will be charmed with this striking artwork
28:18because every wall deserves a story.
28:20Wow.
28:22I'll just tilt your head a little bit more.
28:23Sorry, is it not quite working?
28:25Yeah, that's what you...
28:25Perfect.
28:26That's going to save the segment?
28:27Yeah, that's good.
28:28That's nice.
28:28Yeah, that's good.
28:29That's helped.
28:31I think you're...
28:32What do you reckon, Emma?
28:33Is it the UN delegate or is it the wall painting?
28:36I mean, I don't know what either of those things are.
28:38So, just kind of a coin toss, isn't it?
28:41No, no, because you're an artist.
28:42And would you think that work there would be described by Ikea as blood flutter?
28:48I think it'd be described as tacky.
28:50Okay.
28:52Very uncomfortable.
28:52Sorry, sorry.
28:53I'll never insult Ikea right again.
28:55My bad.
28:57You seem to really be pushing the artwork things.
28:59No, no, no, no, no.
29:01You...
29:01So, it's not...
29:02Okay, I'm going to go with the guy.
29:04When I say no, no, no...
29:06Okay.
29:07I'm just saying, remember, if you get it right and it's a product,
29:10you get to keep the product.
29:11Oh, wait, I get to take the painting home.
29:13Oh, I'll go with the guy then.
29:18Very disrespectful.
29:19It is, in fact, it's the Ikea product right there.
29:23There you go.
29:24Oh, wow, it looks so much better in person.
29:27Sorry, Emma, you don't get to take the painting home.
29:30We'll get the points.
29:31Glenn...
29:32Oh, okay.
29:33Cox.
29:35Sorry?
29:35Veteran Dutch politician Martinus, a.k.a. Tiny Cox,
29:39a long-time parliamentarian who's stood firm on his advocacy
29:44for human rights and international law,
29:46or you'll be handling your interior like a pro
29:49with these modern brass-plated steel knobs.
29:52They're sleek and sturdy, and, yes,
29:54they come with screws included.
29:57LAUGHTER
30:00Well, the trick to this game is you put them in a sentence.
30:04That's what you do.
30:05So you go into Ikea.
30:07How many cocks you got left?
30:10Two.
30:11Yeah, I don't know.
30:13Hey, cocksie, what do you want for lights?
30:16LAUGHTER
30:17And what feels right?
30:19I think the lights are cocks.
30:21Lights.
30:22Lights.
30:23Lights?
30:24Are they lights?
30:25They're all.
30:27No, they're knobs.
30:28There are no lights, but they're knobs.
30:29Steel knobs for your door.
30:31Knobs and cocks.
30:33LAUGHTER
30:35Wow, that's just a double entendre of gift, isn't it?
30:40What do you reckon?
30:41Is it the UN delegate or is it the knobs?
30:43I'm just enjoying you not moving your head
30:45because you're worried about the hat falling off.
30:48No, I'll go with the knobs.
30:50Yeah, sadly, it is.
30:51In fact, tiny cocks does belong to the UN.
30:54Sorry, Glenn.
30:55I'm like, what?
30:56Who cares?
30:58All right.
30:59El Rouge.
31:00Kallas.
31:01Tough Estonian diplomat.
31:03This bureaucratic blonde bombshell.
31:05Earn the nickname of Europe's Iron Lady.
31:08Or...
31:08Relax beside this mini-table mushroom lamp.
31:11Guarantee to enhance your mood.
31:13It's positively delightful.
31:15Vasegood.
31:16LAUGHTER
31:18Kallas.
31:19First of all...
31:21Hmm?
31:21That hat makes me afraid of you.
31:23OK.
31:25I'm sorry I'm causing that effect.
31:27Do you think Kallas sounds like a UN diplomat or a mushroom table lamp?
31:32Um, I just...
31:33I really want the mushroom table lamp.
31:36Mm.
31:36I think I could fit that in my luggage.
31:38Sure.
31:38So, I'm just going to go with the mushroom table lamp.
31:42Wishfully.
31:42Have you...
31:43Do you shop often in Ikea?
31:44Uh, yes.
31:45Yes, I do.
31:46And that's...
31:47I need that mushroom table lamp.
31:49LAUGHTER
31:50Completely.
31:50Well, Aroos, you're going home with...
31:52Give it to her.
31:52...a UN delegate.
31:54LAUGHTER
31:56I'm sorry, Aroos.
31:58Sorry about that.
31:58That was a good fight, Tommy.
31:59Hey, Alex.
31:59Hey, yeah.
32:02Fieka.
32:03Seasoned emiracy from Croatia
32:04who's navigated the complicated terrain of sanctions
32:07following the country's independence in the 1990s
32:10or spruce up your home with this artificial potted plant.
32:14Great for dark corners and busy schedules,
32:16it'll remain lifelike all year long.
32:19Can I have that pronounced again, sir?
32:21Fekja.
32:22Fekja.
32:24You did a bit of...
32:25Fekja, Tom.
32:27Fekja, Tom.
32:28Does that sound like a fake plant or does that...?
32:30I'm sorry, but the hat is crazy.
32:31Like, I mean, I'm not afraid of you,
32:33but you look like a baby missing an oversized lollipop.
32:36Yeah, no, I do see that.
32:38I think it's cute.
32:39Anyway, I have recently been to Ikea
32:43and they didn't have heaps of fake plants.
32:45They did actually have a lot of, like, real plants.
32:47Yeah.
32:48So, but I could be misremembering,
32:49but I'm going to go with the delicate.
32:51Go again.
32:51Sadly, you will not be going home with the fake plastic plant.
32:54Oh, you're fake, yeah.
32:56Oh, really?
32:57Seriously, you want that?
32:59Sorry, Alice.
33:00All right.
33:00Well, what am I going to look at in the dark corners now?
33:05Seafood.
33:10Ed, Vihal, from party newcomer to UN delegate,
33:14she has led European reforms on social media
33:16and is currently the youngest senior appointment in UN history.
33:20Or, display your favourite objects
33:22with this robust floor-to-ceiling 10-shelf combination storage solution
33:25that brings both function and flair to any room.
33:28No, hang on.
33:30This is a trick, yeah?
33:32Because if I get it, I keep it.
33:34So, it's probably the product, then, do you think?
33:36No, no, no, no, no.
33:38That would mean that you'd need to have one of those giant fihals...
33:45..next to your knobs and your cocks and your...
33:48..and your fake ears.
33:50So, I'm not an idiot.
33:53It's the social...
33:54..the person wasting everyone's time with social media at the UN
33:57because you don't have one of those giant bookcases.
34:00This is stupid.
34:00It's the woman.
34:01It's the young diplomat.
34:03Ten points.
34:03It's the IKEA product.
34:06Oh!
34:07Oh!
34:08Oh!
34:09Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:10Oh!
34:11Oh!
34:12Oh!
34:15You are...
34:16He didn't get it.
34:17Take it out.
34:18Hang on.
34:19Hang on.
34:20Wait.
34:21It's nice of you to get two of the blokes
34:23who rent one of your flats to bring it in, too.
34:26Sorry, Ed.
34:26I don't get it.
34:27You do not get it, sir.
34:29That's ridiculous.
34:30Oh, and all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
34:35..Assemble This.
34:36Back with more...
34:37..and after this.
34:51For back, you're watching, have you been paying attention?
34:53Hands on buzzes.
34:55And to the US.
34:57It's that time of year again when the world turns its attention
35:00to some of Alaska's biggest celebrities.
35:02She, of course, speaks of...
35:05Arouge?
35:06Bigfoot and Yeti.
35:07They are too.
35:08They're too.
35:09Big is one of the words sort of involved in the answer.
35:12In a way...
35:13Go on, Glenn.
35:14I have it everywhere.
35:15Just come every day, Glenn.
35:15Big bear?
35:16Think more, less body positive.
35:19Alex.
35:19Fat bear week.
35:20Fat bear week.
35:21They do it every year.
35:22They see which bear can put on the most weight before hibernation.
35:26Alex, you can have the points.
35:28Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
35:31Hi, Tom.
35:32Hi, everybody.
35:32I'm Jan, skydiving instructor from the UK at Skydive Langer.
35:36On my recent skydive, I've captured something that's gone viral.
35:41Can you guess what I saw?
35:42UN diplomat.
35:43No, no, no.
35:45The question was, what did Jan capture on his skydiver?
35:49Alex.
35:49I think he just saw his own house.
35:50It's always so exciting.
35:52But this went viral.
35:54We've apparently not seen this phenomenon.
35:56Glenn.
35:56A ring, a natural-forming ring or something, or a...
36:00What did you say?
36:01Rainbow.
36:01A rainbow.
36:02Glenn.
36:03Let's see if you're right.
36:04I saw a circular rainbow.
36:05Take a look.
36:07That is true.
36:08That's pretty neat, isn't it?
36:09Circular rainbow.
36:10Points are yours, Glenn.
36:11Oh, not a good week for accused assassin Ryan Ruth.
36:14What's happened to Mr. Ruth's question?
36:17Oh, Ryan.
36:18Well, even worse.
36:19Aroosh.
36:20His true crime podcast idea was rejected.
36:22Yeah, because you can't be the centre of your own podcast.
36:25Glenn.
36:26He's the guy that hid on the golf course and tried to assassinate President Trump.
36:31President Trump.
36:32Interesting.
36:34He lost three shots off his handicap.
36:36There we go.
36:38Thank you very much.
36:41Thank you very much.
36:42Thank you very much.
36:43But what's happened to him, Emma?
36:44Where'd you get that photo of him?
36:46Probably the police.
36:48Because you want to be careful about asking an assassin for their headshot.
36:52You do make a good point.
36:53I need to know what's happened in Ryan's world.
36:56Guilty?
36:56Yes, he's found guilty of attempting to assassinate President Trump.
36:59Gaelic footballer turned politician Justin McNulty interrupted Northern Ireland's parliament this week to announce what?
37:07Aroosh.
37:07That he left his store on.
37:09And that's worth calling a break, an adjournment to proceed.
37:12It was actually quite, it was not a million miles away, Aroosh.
37:15I know this.
37:16He announced that he'd lost his phone.
37:18Well, someone had stolen his phone.
37:20Take a look.
37:20The question is that the assembly do now adjourn.
37:24Point of order.
37:24Who nicked my phone?
37:26Sorry?
37:27Somebody stole my phone.
37:30Point of order.
37:31Who nicked my phone?
37:34Alright, it's time to get the resting heart rate up.
37:44And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by Telfast.
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37:52Now, to the AFL Grand Final and Snoop Dogg was joined by what surprise guest?
37:57Ah, Glenn.
37:58Ooh, yeah.
37:59Um...
38:01It was a real highlight.
38:03Jessica Melboy and Snoop Dogg got it on.
38:07Yeah, well, they got...
38:08Jess Melboy, they got it on.
38:09Did you like the Snoop Dogg?
38:11I did.
38:11I'm a big Snoop Dogg fan.
38:12Yeah.
38:13I love the...
38:13What?
38:14What's wrong?
38:14No, what's your favourite Snoop Dogg track?
38:16Yeah.
38:18Drop it like it's hard.
38:19Right, Zach.
38:24He's done it.
38:25Oh, a tough week for legendary cricket umpire Dickie Bird.
38:28What's...
38:28What's happened?
38:29Glenn.
38:30Tough week?
38:33Because the answer to the question, he...
38:35He died.
38:36I mean...
38:38Well, how...
38:39And the tough week is when your relatives come to stay.
38:41Sure.
38:42So, you know, what are you doing next week?
38:43Oh, I'm dying.
38:45Glenn, I'll give you the points.
38:46He passed away at the age of 92.
38:48Wow.
38:49To the world of skateboarding.
38:50Incredible.
38:52Terrifying.
38:53Sandro Diaz is about to go where no skateboarder has ever gone before.
38:57Where is Sandro Diaz going where no skateboarder has...
39:01Aroosh.
39:02To university.
39:03Yeah, well, there's a very qualified...
39:05Very qualified skateboarders, but no, he's about to do...
39:10Emma.
39:10No, he's going back inside when mum tells him to.
39:14I didn't get the terminology wrong, but he went down a really slop...
39:18Like a really big sloping one.
39:19The world's highest drop-ins?
39:21Yeah.
39:21You want to see it?
39:22No.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Well, we are going to show it to you.
39:25It was off a building in Brazil.
39:26Take a look.
39:29Oh, my God.
39:33Come back!
39:34Come back!
39:38Come back!
39:39It's like, it starts off epic and ends up like a Channel 7 game show.
39:43Yeah, we do.
39:45Well done, Mr. Diaz.
39:48Tennis icon Rafael Nadal issued a public warning to fans this week
39:52about what worrying online trend?
39:54Oh, it's AI-generated images or something.
39:58Someone's used to scam videos using his image to sell UE insurance, apparently.
40:03So it's...
40:05That's what he's...
40:06Half week for Cleveland Guardians player David Fry.
40:10What happened to Mr. Fry?
40:11Alex?
40:12He got a runny nose.
40:13Well, it was the lead-up to the runny nose clan.
40:16Tough week, was it, Tony?
40:18Not that tough.
40:19No, I know what happened.
40:20He got whacked in the nose by a pitch.
40:25You have it, I think.
40:27Take a look.
40:28He squares.
40:29He tried to bunt and it hit the bat and then hit him in the face.
40:33We've got to take a break.
40:34Back with our winner.
40:35Right after this.
40:45We're back.
40:46Let's close your show out with a little Rapid Recall.
40:50And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by UE.
40:53You haven't shopped around until you've tried UE.
40:55Start that clock.
40:56Mushroom murderer Erin Patterson attempted to sell what
41:00on Facebook Marketplace this week?
41:02One of those little mushroom lamps you have.
41:07Give her a break, everyone.
41:08The flu is in the photo.
41:09She tried to sell the car.
41:11Yeah, the red MG.
41:12The MG's up for grabs.
41:13Her lawyer has listed it.
41:14That would be nice.
41:15Vladimir Zelensky has said he's ready to step down
41:17as Ukrainian president after what?
41:20Glenn, a tough week.
41:24Every week's a tough week, I'm afraid, in that part of the world.
41:26But he said he'll step down when...
41:29He gets one million followers on TikTok?
41:32I think he's probably got that.
41:34When the war finishes?
41:36Well, after the war with Russia is over.
41:38Leonardo DiCaprio revealed an agent told him early in his career
41:42to change his name to...
41:45Arush?
41:46Matt Damon.
41:46Would be, yeah.
41:48Would have hoped he has a career boot.
41:50No, I mean, he said Leonardo should be...
41:52I know it.
41:52I know this.
41:53I saw it.
41:54It's Lenny Williams.
41:55Yes.
41:55Which he only uses in the teen chat rooms.
41:58Oh, there you go.
41:59They said his name was too ethnic to get roles back in the days.
42:03Dad bod, riz and cancel culture.
42:06Why are those terms back in our news?
42:08Glenn.
42:09I did a nude photo shoot.
42:10Sure, no.
42:12Well, that'd be cancel culture.
42:16Anyone know, Emma?
42:17They've been put in the dictionary.
42:18Yeah, Merriam-Webster dictionary has included them.
42:21Big week for South Korean tattoo artists.
42:23Whoa.
42:23What's happened?
42:24Whoa.
42:25Oh, sorry.
42:26We asked a lot, eh?
42:28They're modelling Glenn's underwear line.
42:31What are they doing?
42:32Alex.
42:33They can get tattoos now.
42:35I think they used to have to get them from medical professionals or something.
42:38Now anyone can do them.
42:39Can you imagine the doctor's tattoos?
42:41They'd be illegible.
42:42They would be.
42:44Australian horror film Together has been digitally altered in China to remove what?
42:49Glenn.
42:50I think it was a sex scene.
42:53There was a gay couple and they've been edited to look straight.
42:57Whoa.
42:58Hang on.
42:59What I want?
43:00You said a sex scene.
43:02They weren't having sex.
43:03They were just a couple.
43:04I don't know what they get up to.
43:05They're just a couple.
43:07According to consumer group Choice,
43:09Aldi is the best supermarket for Aussies to get what?
43:13Stressed at the check-in?
43:15But more of it.
43:19Emma.
43:19A good deal.
43:20Yes.
43:21It's the cheapest groceries.
43:22Hotel chain Holiday Inn Express have just launched new alarm clocks
43:26that wake up guests in what unusual way?
43:29Emma.
43:30When they least expect it.
43:31Well, that would be unusual.
43:33No, Alex.
43:34No, they smell like things.
43:35You know, bacon, muffins, shrimp.
43:38Yes.
43:38That'd be a lot.
43:39It sounds like she's joking.
43:40You're right, Alex.
43:41Coffee, muffins, bacon wake you up with the smell.
43:44This is groundbreaking.
43:45For the first time, doctors have successfully treated what genetic disease?
43:50Daddy issues.
43:51Well, I think it's still being worked on by various instances around the world.
43:56It's a terrible disease, but this is good news.
43:58Alzheimer's?
43:59No, close.
44:00I was just accusing Glenn of having Alzheimer's.
44:03It's quite late.
44:05Alex.
44:06Cooties?
44:06Yeah.
44:07A little more serious.
44:09Glenn.
44:09Huntington's.
44:10Huntington's disease, indeed.
44:12Well, tough weekend for the Wallaby.
44:13Oh, and we're out of time.
44:15Let's check that final leaderboard.
44:16And our winner is Glenn Robbins.
44:18He's done it.
44:24Congratulations, Serena.
44:25And thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
44:28We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention when filing a news story from a racetrack.
44:33We're here at Royal Randwick this morning looking forward to seeing these young two-year-olds.
44:41Good night, Australia.
44:42See you all next week.
44:51We'll see you now.
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