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Jury Duty S02E07 Mergers and Acquisitions 1 H 264
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00:04Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:05Yep, Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican Jerk Zone!
00:15I can't trust you, and this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
00:28There's one last picture.
00:30Oh, it's in that time capsule,
00:31and that is why I've got to find it.
00:39We're gonna try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:43Nom, nom, nom, nom!
00:45Ah!
00:47Got it!
00:55We have a deal.
00:57We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:11True Kids are gonna say whatever it takes.
01:13They don't really care about the company,
01:15and that's a big thing to Doug.
01:17You know, these employees are people.
01:19These employees are his family.
01:27Hey.
01:28Morning.
01:29Morning.
01:30Good morning.
01:31Good morning.
01:33How you feeling today?
01:34Good.
01:35We're good.
01:36Morning, everybody.
01:38I just, like, uh, kind of tell my dad,
01:41I just, you know, I'm gonna, like,
01:42lay it all on the table with spicy applesauce,
01:46because since you were a part of it,
01:47because I just want to, like, you know...
01:49Presents it together.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Yeah.
01:53I think it's gonna be a lot of fun,
01:54and I'm excited about this deal.
01:56Just think about this.
01:57This is your last day of retreat.
01:59I know.
02:00This is your last retreat.
02:01Yep.
02:02You look great.
02:04You look like a million bucks.
02:05You should put, you should...
02:05You know what you should do?
02:07You should be the president of men's warehouse
02:09or something after this, you know?
02:10Oh.
02:10If you would have been in a tuxedo last night,
02:13I don't know, you might have won.
02:14I know.
02:14Exactly.
02:15You might have won.
02:16Woo-hoo!
02:17The man.
02:18Look at that.
02:19Yeah.
02:20That's a good one.
02:24Thank you very much.
02:25Now, today's a big day, folks.
02:27Last day of the retreat.
02:29And today, I'm going to sign the deal with Trucus.
02:34It's the last day of the retreat.
02:36We're going to do one word.
02:37How are you feeling, PJ?
02:39Anxious.
02:41Acceptance.
02:42Sentimental.
02:44Safe.
02:45Courageous.
02:46Family.
02:48Suspicious.
02:49Hmm.
02:51But let me tell you, Trucus is making this a day to remember.
02:54They have set up a very special five-star turf and surf
02:58brunch for everyone.
02:59Surf and turf.
03:00At the top of the hill.
03:01Oh.
03:01Oh.
03:02Huh?
03:04On the bucket list of retreat duties, we only
03:09have one thing left to do, to open up that time capsule,
03:13and let's see what's going on.
03:15Huh?
03:16Yeah.
03:17Absolutely.
03:18Right?
03:19Yeah.
03:19We've got to check it out.
03:21Absolutely.
03:22If not now, when?
03:23Doug, I'm sorry.
03:25I actually, I really tried looking for it, man.
03:27I mean, I look everywhere.
03:29Anthony even helped, like, I got a metal detector, everything.
03:33Couldn't find it.
03:34What?
03:35What is he talking about?
03:36Jimmy, I have it.
03:37I have this in my office.
03:38What?
03:39If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or something like that,
03:43can I still forward it around?
03:45No, I can't listen to my office.
03:46Well, bring it over here and let's open this thing up, buddy.
03:49Come on.
03:50I got it.
03:51Yes.
03:52I got it.
03:52Jimmy, you've been very focused on finding this time capsule.
03:56Can you, like, elaborate?
03:58Are you sentimental?
04:01Um, I mean, well, uh, you know what?
04:07Come on.
04:08Come on.
04:09That's always on the show.
04:11Yeah.
04:11I would just come clean and just tell him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it.
04:15Captain Fun, buddy?
04:16Yeah.
04:17Can you help me open this thing?
04:18Yeah, absolutely.
04:19Because I don't know how to do it.
04:21Let's see.
04:21Do these seal?
04:22Did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit?
04:25I can't wait!
04:26I know!
04:27What did we put in it?
04:28So, Matt, take a sneak peek of the things that are in here.
04:31Yeah, this is so dope.
04:32Sure, go ahead.
04:33This is exciting.
04:35Back it open.
04:35Oh, what's in there?
04:38So, what do you see?
04:40Tell me what you're looking at because we would like to know what it is.
04:45Bust it open.
04:46Um, some very, uh...
04:49Come on, let's go, man.
04:50It's definitely...
04:51Go ahead and show.
04:52Okay.
04:52Sure.
04:52So, first and foremost, we have, uh...
04:56Yeah!
04:57That's great.
04:57One of the first bottles of Rockin' Grandmas.
05:00Not edible, though.
05:02Not edible.
05:02I wouldn't recommend it.
05:03Oh!
05:04There's something.
05:05Uh, what looks like to be a thumb drive.
05:08Maybe some memories on there.
05:09We got this thing, and it's, uh...
05:10Yeah, I can help you with that.
05:11All right, all right.
05:12What else?
05:13We have a ribbon.
05:14Ah, ah, ah, ah.
05:15Let me see this.
05:18Bud's List, ladies and gentlemen.
05:20If you had Bud's List, you made it.
05:23And now, from what I understand, Bud sold out.
05:25He's selling ketchup right now.
05:26Okay.
05:27Yeah.
05:27What else you got, buddy?
05:28We have what looks like to be a picture,
05:30but obviously it's been in the ground, so...
05:32The picture is not visible.
05:33You see?
05:33That's a shame.
05:34Dang, it really tore apart.
05:36What is this?
05:37Does anybody know what this is a picture of?
05:39I don't remember.
05:40Huh?
05:40Who put a picture in the time capsule?
05:43I don't explain it.
05:43Who did it?
05:44I don't remember.
05:45It wasn't me?
05:46It wasn't that long ago.
05:47Now, come on.
05:48Speak up.
05:48I will be your ally if you speak up.
05:51My sagebrush experience was freeing to me,
05:55so you know what?
05:56I'm gonna tell you what I put in that time capsule.
05:58That's right.
05:58All right.
05:59All right.
05:59What was it?
06:00I went into Doug's office, and he had a cup of coffee on his desk.
06:06Doug was not in there.
06:08And I was like, oh, you know what I'm gonna do?
06:11I'm gonna teabag Doug's coffee.
06:14Jimmy.
06:15With my testicles.
06:18Wow.
06:21Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?
06:26Jimmy!
06:27Jimmy!
06:29Oh, my God.
06:31Does no one tell my, no one tell Dad, all right?
06:33Claire, can you play the video?
06:35Yeah.
06:37Please do.
06:40Oh.
06:41Whoa.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:45I wanna get a time, a message for the time capsule capsule.
06:48Oh, yo.
06:49You had a beard?
06:51Oh, my.
06:52Oh, look at Steve.
06:53You look like you're out in the wild, for real.
06:55With a dog.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:58Jimmy with hair?
07:00Yeah.
07:01I miss it.
07:03You want me raising this kid?
07:04Hold on.
07:05Oh, Jackie, you had one cooking?
07:07Man.
07:08I will have gone to some island and become the queen.
07:15I felt like we time traveled for a second because, like, you know, I'm so used to looking
07:19at them as they are now it was kind of crazy everybody looked different though nobody looks
07:23the same what was in that cup
07:35the time castle video was incredible to see because like i would pop into the office here
07:40and there and like these guys are all strangers and now they're like legit family and it's all
07:47because of this retreat so i'm really grateful for that listen i i know that things are going
07:54to be different after i sign this deal and i know that change can be hard and the unknown kind
08:01of
08:01scary but i just want to tell you that i really really believe this is for the best and we
08:08got a
08:08great deal you're all going to be able to stay together and and that's the most important thing
08:14isn't it rocking grandmas has always been a family business and it always will be
08:22because i consider each and every one of you to be family go up there and have a great brunch
08:31you
08:32know just have a ball you deserve it this is the end of our retreat but the beginning of a
08:37new era for
08:38rocking grandmas i love you too i love you love you so much what are your thoughts on the pending
08:47deal i would be lying if i said i wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart and and
08:53and and a
08:53little bit uh topsy-turvy i guess yeah but what doug said really just resonated and just reminded me that
08:59he still has all of our best interests at hand and i trust him and i trust that he he
09:05knows what's
09:06up he's doing what's right so yeah i will say this if trucus thinks they can just come in and
09:11do whatever they feel like they want to do they're in for a rude awakening amen to that
09:18you better preach yeah we're ready to go i love the trucus bibs
09:39dougie are you guys are you doing okay yeah look dad you don't have to sell
09:45i don't have to sell no because look we've been cooking up spicy applesauce it's really really
09:50good we have an amazing flavor profile yeah but you don't have to sell this this doesn't really
09:56change anything i mean this is great you know i mean you could show to elizabeth and you take your
10:00management training and and this is a good thing so but it's it's not going to change the deal the
10:06deal's being done today buddy as soon as that notary gets here we're going okay yeah yeah give me
10:12help you know i love you i love you i don't really know what to expect but dad said that
10:17trucus has
10:18like a management training program that i'll get started on so i guess i'm looking forward to that
10:26hey nice try hi i think i think he but i'll just show it to them i guess you know
10:30yeah we you still
10:32have this okay now it's going through different channels but this is still something you came up with
10:37this is still your family's business like you know what i'm saying yeah just wish there was more i
10:41could do you know yeah all right this is fabulous you guys you got the bibs ready oh i love
10:48that cloth
10:49i'm so glad we didn't do the plastic well this one has a little bit of a that's a little
10:53dirty why
10:54don't we no yeah no no wow whoa oh my god i was not expecting this hi hi how are
11:06you you you're
11:07singing was just so lovely thank you thank you i feel like i'm like at an award show yes i
11:12know well
11:13thank you thank you well how about yourself oh i am great how are you oh my goodness thank you
11:18for
11:18having us yeah thank you hello dog crab bib no welcome you guys welcome welcome look around and
11:26tell me where where we are who can name where we are anyone at dinner uh brunch brunch but you
11:33know
11:33close halfway up the second mountain close i love that you that you're getting my whole second mountain
11:39approach we are at the top of the first mountain okay because we are you know taking in the view
11:45and we are celebrating how far you all have come so today we brought in all you can eat surf
11:51and turf
11:52so that's crab legs and wait did you say crab i do i love crab you know what type actually
11:58i bet
11:59you guys got stoned because it's so expensive yes claire you got it it's top of the line whatever it
12:03is
12:04look this is just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed
12:09and you all work for trucus top of the line she doesn't even know what type all right so enjoy
12:15uh oh uh the notary what's the notary just cancelled on me do you don't have your own
12:20notary he's not coming no oh this is not a problem okay you know what i'm gonna go back down
12:25the hill
12:25i will get us a notary she said it's all you can eat yeah i'll come in yeah guys i
12:30gotta run down
12:31i gotta get a new notary but enjoy your food we'll be back you know i'm gonna have a great
12:36lunch
12:36great lunch thank you i'm gonna come with you um yeah yeah you guys come with me all right enjoy
12:42this brunch you guys thank you guys you should probably find a notary i don't know why he you
12:46know own notary it's fancy yeah i guess so i'm sure they're signing deals all day so that that would
12:52be handy for them but you know what what do we need our own notary for you know what i'm
12:57saying
12:57don't you have your own notary these are so cushy i know amy this is a very fancy thing that
13:05they're doing for us so let's let's be on our best behavior oh there she go no i'm gonna get
13:10messy
13:11i'm gonna be slurping crab like no one's watching right i'm gonna dig in yes thank you thank you sir
13:20very welcome oh wow and they cracked the legs open and they cracked the legs open wow top notch
13:28okay now you're talking i can't believe i'm last it's like they're torturing me on purpose
13:34it feels like elizabeth is doing this to me personally they're so next level like i'm
13:39this is gonna be so weird to get used to because we would like do things a little bit differently
13:45and it's it's a little strange that they're going to this level what do you mean we've gone out but
13:50that was like before we were trying to close a really big deal yeah because we already got the
13:55deal like so this just feels like a really big thank you right i mean you got to remember these
14:00are the same people that did bring in sia so yeah this is not thank you so much
14:08it is good well how many snack bites would y'all give it three two one
14:15yes
14:17where's going still nice
14:23yo claire what you thinking about shooting your shot with elizabeth what no did you hear what she
14:29said you didn't even know what type of crab it was and in my experience people who don't like crab
14:35I'm bad in bed, so I'll go to the next one.
14:39Yeah, ooh, thank you.
14:43Oh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
14:45I'm kind of comfy.
14:47Oh, I'm sweating.
14:48Hey, Anthony, so Doug did order a new notary,
14:52so I need you to come down and wait for the new notary
14:54and then take him to the business center
14:55so that Doug can get the deal signed.
14:58That's what I'm here for.
14:59Duty calls, huh?
15:00All right.
15:00Hope that I'll be back.
15:01We got you.
15:02More crab when you come back.
15:03Please and thank you.
15:04Don't eat it all.
15:07You okay?
15:08Itchy.
15:10Fancy dinner.
15:11There's fancy table and chairs.
15:12And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
15:21Hello, sir.
15:27Hello.
15:28Hey, how are you?
15:28Well, and yourself?
15:29Good, good.
15:30Is this Rockin' Grandma's?
15:32Yep, yep.
15:32My name's Anthony.
15:33Arnold Goss.
15:34Nice to meet you.
15:35How are you?
15:35Sorry I'm late.
15:36No, you're fine, man.
15:37My GPS isn't working and...
15:39Really?
15:39Yeah, and I don't know if it's a hardware issue
15:41or if it's a software issue and I just...
15:44Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry.
15:47All good, man.
15:48You know, you get rushed and then that type of thing happens.
15:51How's your day going?
15:52It's going all right.
15:53How about yourself?
15:54It sounds like maybe a rough start, but...
15:56A little stressful.
15:57It's all right.
15:58We'll get through it, man.
15:59I appreciate it.
16:00All right, cool.
16:03Good.
16:03Good.
16:05Good.
16:06Gorgeous day.
16:07Yeah, it is.
16:07You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I guess, deal.
16:15Hey.
16:16Hello, hello.
16:17This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
16:18Nice to meet you.
16:19I'm Doug.
16:20I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
16:22Oh, there you go.
16:25Hi.
16:26Um, so we are all set.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Oh, my God.
16:29I, uh...
16:30I left my stamps in the car.
16:32Are we all set?
16:33What?
16:33I left my stamps in the car.
16:35Uh, okay.
16:36Well, we'll go get them.
16:37All right, I'll lose them.
16:38Click as you can, please.
16:39Pretty important part of the notary.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Um, maybe someone can help him.
16:44Give me a hand.
16:44Yeah, I got you.
16:45Quick as you can, please.
16:46Quick as you can.
16:48This is not, uh...
16:49I'm really good at my job.
16:51No, but I believe it's...
16:52I believe it, man.
16:53I know you've had a rough day.
16:54Um, and I know they can seem a bit stressful.
16:57But just take a minute.
16:58Breathe.
16:59Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, okay?
17:01You're gonna be great.
17:02How long have you been working here?
17:03I'm just a temporary assistant, but I have learned quickly that the culture of the two companies.
17:09Oh, interesting.
17:10Yeah.
17:10The two companies.
17:11Yeah, so the guys in, like, the black suits, they're creating a partnership.
17:16I don't know exactly what the deal is, but...
17:22Are you kidding me?
17:28Keys in the car?
17:29I think so.
17:31Yeah.
17:33Okay.
17:34It's just...
17:34The problem is...
17:36When I get these back-to-back calls, I get in a rush, and I throw myself in, and I
17:40apologize.
17:41Oh, good, man.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:42I'll let you go in there and just inform them, and I'll talk to Ms. Marjorie.
17:47Yeah.
17:47I mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
17:48Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:49Yeah.
17:49I'm gonna run in there and just get started.
17:52Okay.
17:53So, he left his stamp in the car, and then he locks his keys in the car.
17:57Okay, let's go see what they want to do.
17:59Wait, what?
17:59Don't worry about it.
18:00I will...
18:00I'm kidding.
18:01We'll get a locksmith, we'll get his car open, and it's not a problem.
18:04We'll get this deal done any minute.
18:05I have most of my stuff, so we can get started.
18:07Okay, we need the stamp pad.
18:08That's the most important thing.
18:09We can get started.
18:10We're gonna get the locksmith.
18:12I'm dispatching one now.
18:13We're gonna take care of that right now.
18:14Well, that'll be great.
18:14You know what?
18:14I think it's best week.
18:16We have a little more direct line to efficiency.
18:19Great.
18:19We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago.
18:21We need to check in with our home office.
18:23We just need to let Lewis know that...
18:24We'll let Janelle know in Lewis' office.
18:25Yes.
18:25Lewis is on waiting.
18:26Okay, well then, you know what?
18:27We might need to get on before then.
18:28Why don't you just use the space?
18:31We need to sign this deal today.
18:33100%.
18:33I understand.
18:34We will.
18:34Uh, Arnold?
18:36Arnold.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Okay, so you guys are taking...
18:38Oh, you know, can we get some coffees?
18:39Yeah.
18:40Come on, pal.
18:41We'll get you some lunch.
18:42I want to make sure.
18:43Come on, buddy.
18:44I appreciate it.
18:44It's just very stressful.
18:46They're rewarding him for screwing up.
18:47Like, what?
18:48We're gonna get you some food, pal.
18:50You having a bad day?
18:51Yeah, I had back-to-backs.
18:51Trust me, you just got lucky.
18:53Your day is about to get better.
18:54What do you think about turf and surf?
18:56Woo!
18:57Oh, I appreciate that.
19:01So it's like you don't want to make a mistake,
19:03and I think I take on some of that.
19:05Yeah.
19:05This right here, where we're going,
19:07hopefully it can relieve some of that stress
19:09that you were going through.
19:10You got this out for a reason, man.
19:11You got it.
19:12Thanks, man.
19:13Absolutely.
19:13You're making me feel a lot, dude.
19:14Good.
19:15Good.
19:15I'm glad I can do that.
19:19Yeah, all you can eat.
19:21That was good.
19:22Welcome back, my bro.
19:22Oh.
19:23Glad to be back.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:25Hey, everybody, this is Arnold.
19:27Hi, Arnold.
19:27He's the notary.
19:29Okay.
19:30Yes, excellent.
19:31How are you?
19:31So, Julia.
19:32Great, I just got here.
19:33Claire.
19:34What?
19:36Your face.
19:37God, it's Claire.
19:37Oh, my God, Claire.
19:39It's, like, broken out.
19:40I mean, what's going on with you?
19:42Oh, my God, Claire.
19:43Yeah, he's high.
19:44Are you okay?
19:45Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish,
19:47but I love it so much, it's usually fun.
19:49Why did you eat so many?
19:52But I just, no, it's, I just have to take a Benadryl.
19:55What?
19:56I have a Benadryl in my car.
19:56You were allergic?
19:57Oh, okay, that's okay.
19:58But I locked the keys inside.
20:00Wait, you need a Benadryl?
20:01Yeah.
20:01Are you okay?
20:02She's not okay.
20:03I don't know.
20:03I'm looking.
20:05Oh, it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
20:08You need to.
20:09Go get Benadryl.
20:10Go get Benadryl.
20:11Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has any,
20:13because we got cleaned out last week.
20:14One of the Malibu realtors f***ed a beehive.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17Let's get you something, though.
20:18Yes.
20:19Anthony, do you mind coming down?
20:20I might have to take her to the hospital,
20:21and so I just need someone to kind of deal with the Truca stuff and everything.
20:24Yeah, of course.
20:25Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of,
20:26so I'm going to go, too.
20:28No, why are you taking me?
20:29What?
20:30I just want to come out!
20:32I need to get it!
20:33Oh, my boy!
20:34Take care of yourself!
20:35You can't have anything!
20:36Ugh!
20:37Wait, how's she mad at us?
20:46I know.
20:49Anthony, Truca's ordered coffees, and you need to deliver them to the conference room.
20:52Okay.
20:53So you're going to receive the coffee with me?
20:55I ought to grab some from my room.
20:56Okay, okay.
20:57That's fine.
21:00I don't know.
21:00I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but...
21:03Yeah.
21:03...number one on the list is get all, like, my boxes from Helen's...
21:08Right.
21:09...to yours.
21:10That's fine.
21:10Like, okay.
21:12Oh!
21:12Cool.
21:13We're doing this like you're moving in?
21:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:15That's bold.
21:16Okay, now.
21:20Oh.
21:21Thank you, sir.
21:21You got it.
21:22That's a good one.
21:22You as well.
21:23What is this?
21:24Coffee?
21:25Oh.
21:26All right, I'm going to come with you.
21:28I got, I want to just say, kind of like a peace offering.
21:32I got the hot applesauce recipe I want to share with Elizabeth.
21:35Okay.
21:36I'll make it quick.
21:37I just need, I need to just say it.
21:39It's all good.
21:40Is, uh, the projected ROI.
21:41So that, that would be great.
21:43Um, you know, can you guys just pause the, um...
21:46Oh, uh, Louis.
21:47Louis, can you hold me?
21:47Just a minute, Louis.
21:48We'll just, uh, we'll just pause that for a second.
21:50Can I actually, I just, I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've been,
21:56and, um, I've actually, we've been cooking up, like, a pretty awesome idea that I was really excited about.
22:02Oh.
22:02It's, um, Rotten Grandma's Tropical Kick, uh, spicy applesauce.
22:06Uh.
22:06I'm really excited, and I want you guys to have it.
22:09And we used our homegrown Manzano peppers as the base for the spice.
22:13Oh.
22:14Okay.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Spicy applesauce?
22:16I'm not sure applesauce is the space we want to go into.
22:19Love to get rolling here.
22:20Yeah, I know, Louis.
22:21Just a sec.
22:21Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
22:24No.
22:25What?
22:25No.
22:25That's just a Zoom background.
22:26We're just gonna get back to that.
22:28But thank you.
22:28Thank you so much.
22:29Yeah, no problem.
22:30Sorry about that, Louis.
22:31Will you just, like, put that away somewhere?
22:33Yeah.
22:34Bro, what the f...
22:35What was that about, dog?
22:36Yeah, why did they have our pepper farm on the TV screen, dog?
22:39Did you see that?
22:39What?
22:40Yeah.
22:40Come here.
22:45Bro, like, what the f...
22:47Dog?
22:47Hold on, dog.
22:48What the f...
22:49Come here, come here.
22:50What the f...
22:51Man?
22:51Come here, doggy.
22:52That is some valuable real estate, Louis.
22:54And, you know, we don't need the farm.
22:56Yeah.
22:57We can just manufacture the, uh,
23:00condented version of the flavor.
23:02I just wanna make sure I'm clear.
23:03We will sell the farm.
23:04They just said sell the farm, dog.
23:07We're gonna turn it into luxury contos.
23:10The residence is at Mondano Farm.
23:12That's right.
23:13And the ROI on that will be beautiful.
23:15I like that where he's being at.
23:17Yeah, he's got the history of it.
23:19Yeah.
23:19Yeah, yeah.
23:20In terms of the workers, walk me through that.
23:22Well, yeah, okay.
23:23So here is our human capital relocation strategy.
23:26I love that we're redistributing them,
23:27but why do we still have so many people on payroll here?
23:29What is the...
23:30Well, look, here's the thing.
23:31We said we could continue to employ everyone
23:34in their current position.
23:36But look, Louis, if the position, you know,
23:39ceases to exist, then we don't have to keep the employees.
23:42So, yes, yes, it's just, you know...
23:46To be clear, like Womag and the rest of Rockin' Stepsister
23:49or whoever doesn't know about this.
23:51Yeah, no, the current CEO, Doug Womag,
23:53uh, no, he would not approve of this,
23:54so we have to keep this confidential until after the signing.
23:57When he signs, he has no ability to expect any change here, right?
24:01You know, change of heart kind of thing?
24:03Exactly.
24:04And look, anyone who doesn't want to relocate,
24:06they can just find new jobs.
24:10All right, breathe.
24:11Yo, what the dog?
24:12They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
24:15I hear you.
24:15You cannot make a good decision if you're stressing,
24:18if you're thinking erratically.
24:20They're not telling my dad, Doug.
24:21I know, I hear you.
24:22We have to let him know I'm with you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:24I need you to breathe, though.
24:25You cannot make a conscious decision if you're erratically.
24:27Okay, okay, all right, but I need to tell my dad.
24:28Absolutely.
24:29Where is he?
24:29Up in the top of the hill.
24:30Let's go, Doug, come on.
24:32They're gonna fire everyone.
24:33They're gonna break up the family.
24:35And they were talking about turning the farm
24:37into a residence?
24:39Yeah.
24:39They're just, like, absolving everything?
24:43Ah, .
24:45I believe this shit, dog.
24:48Like, what the ?
24:50We all knew it.
24:51Liars.
24:52Them throwing money and all these dinners
24:53was confirmation.
24:54Like, all the conf...
24:55That's what I was thinking.
24:56Them, they're trying to just buy us
24:58and do everything we can so that way we'll just be happy
25:01they did all this for us.
25:03And I'm just like, what?
25:05If they just wanted a partnership,
25:07why would they spend all of this money up front
25:09just for a partnership?
25:10Right, right.
25:10At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears,
25:12I can't accept any of their gifts.
25:14Why do you think it's been so hard, dog?
25:15You think, like, I'm not wowed by international superstar Sia?
25:19Of course I am.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Now, when we get up there,
25:21we need to explain ourselves calmly.
25:23Calmly.
25:24I got you, dog.
25:28Guys!
25:28That is so cool.
25:29That is so cool.
25:31Yeah.
25:31Like a bird.
25:32Like a bird coming.
25:33Wait, where's my dad?
25:34He went down to sign the contract.
25:36No, no.
25:36He went down?
25:37Wait.
25:38Who the is this guy?
25:39The locksmith.
25:40They told Matt to come up here and have some crab.
25:42Is that cool?
25:43What's going on?
25:44He cannot sign it.
25:45He cannot sign it.
25:45I know, y'all, it might be hard for y'all to believe,
25:48especially with him being so emotionally attached.
25:50They were in a meeting with somebody.
25:52We walked out and went to the welcome center,
25:53but, you know, you can hear through the things.
25:56Said they were going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
25:58What?
25:59They're going to sell the pepper farm
26:01and turn it into a residence living area.
26:03No.
26:03What?
26:04Doug wouldn't want that.
26:05That's what I'm saying.
26:06You came up here to tell him these things.
26:08Wait, wait.
26:09What is happening?
26:10What's happening is we're all going to lose our jobs
26:12unless we get down that hill.
26:13We have to stop him.
26:16Wait, let's go.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:18Come on.
26:19Go get a grip.
26:21Stop him.
26:22Throw the baseball at his head if you got to.
26:25No, maybe not his head.
26:27Stop him!
26:28Don't let him sign!
26:30He's not going to believe me, Doug.
26:32I got your back.
26:33No one believes me.
26:34I believe you.
26:35You sound like you don't believe in yourself.
26:36I do, but he doesn't.
26:38I will back you.
26:41Oh, .
26:44Dad!
26:46Absolutely.
26:47Get up.
26:48Get up.
26:49Get up.
26:50Ah!
26:51Go!
26:52Dude!
26:53Stop it!
26:54Ah!
26:55You got the date on there.
26:57Okay.
26:57Mr. Doug, here we go.
26:59Doug, this is Doug.
27:00Hold on.
27:00Hold on.
27:01Can I speak with you for just one moment?
27:03It is very important.
27:04You know, we're in a meeting.
27:06I understand.
27:06Please look at me.
27:07I need to talk to you.
27:08Right now.
27:10Anthony.
27:10Okay.
27:10Anthony.
27:11I need to talk to you right now.
27:13Please.
27:13Look me in my eyes.
27:14Excuse me.
27:14I am serious, Doug.
27:16I need to talk to you right now.
27:17Okay.
27:18I'm sorry.
27:19That is fine.
27:20No.
27:20It can wait.
27:21It can wait.
27:22After I talk to you, if this is what you want to do, by all means.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:25Look at me.
27:27Father to father.
27:28I need to talk to you.
27:30No.
27:30Listen.
27:31Excuse me.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:33I know that you're new here, but we're doing a signing.
27:37I appreciate everything that you've done.
27:39Anthony.
27:39I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me.
27:41What are you talking about?
27:42What are you talking about?
27:43What is going on here?
27:44Doug.
27:45Doug.
27:45We are in a moment, you guys.
27:47The deal is done.
27:48I'm sorry.
27:49I'm signing.
27:50What's going on?
27:50Move your hand.
27:51We're done here?
27:52They're gonna get rid of 90% of the workforce.
27:55They're gonna sell the Manzano pepper farm and make it a residential area.
27:58Oh my God.
27:59Are you kidding me?
28:00Look.
28:01If you want to make that deal, I did my part.
28:03I did my part.
28:05I did my part.
28:06Doug.
28:06Really?
28:07Come on.
28:08I delivered the coffee.
28:10He explained an idea that he wanted.
28:13She basically denied it, and he was emotional, so I was consoling him.
28:16We walked around to the Welcome Center, where obviously, you know, we can hear.
28:19And they were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what they were
28:23gonna do as soon as you sign that paperwork.
28:25Once you sign it, you have no control over the things that they're gonna do.
28:29Okay.
28:30I have one question, Doug.
28:32Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:36Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:48We are signing this deal today, okay?
28:52Doug, we have a deal.
28:54We've been here.
28:54We have a deal.
28:55The deal is not done until you sign the paper.
28:57Doug, you have the pen.
28:58You have the pen.
28:59Yes, can I see this?
29:00Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.
29:01We're going to set it right here.
29:02And still, if this is something you're considering, we're going to set it right here.
29:05All right.
29:05Let's talk it through.
29:06All right.
29:06Talk it through.
29:07Okay.
29:08Okay.
29:09Is what they are saying true?
29:12Doug, this is the moment.
29:13We have a deal.
29:15I mean...
29:15Is what you're saying true?
29:17Yes, 100%.
29:18That's it.
29:18I go home in two days.
29:20I genuinely have no dog in this fight.
29:22Besides, I care about y'all.
29:31Well, then you know what?
29:34This deal is through.
29:36My business with you is through.
29:39What?
29:40I am not signing this any day, any time, ever.
29:45Doug, Doug!
29:46Yeah!
29:46Okay?
29:47We're done.
29:48Yeah!
29:48We're done.
29:50For your family, Doug.
29:51You are going to hear from my lawyers, okay?
29:53Good.
29:53Are you kidding me?
29:54Good.
29:55This drinking-ing-ass place.
29:58Go on.
29:58Let's go.
29:59This is a mistake.
30:00Now!
30:00Go on.
30:01God damn it.
30:02Get the out of my way.
30:03There she is.
30:05Get out of here.
30:09I just...
30:11I love you.
30:13Anthony.
30:14Sir.
30:15Come on.
30:16Let's go.
30:17Come on.
30:18I still get paid, right?
30:20Let's go!
30:21Yeah!
30:23Let's go!
30:23Everybody!
30:24The deal is off.
30:26There is no deal, okay?
30:28Oh my God!
30:29I couldn't let him do it.
30:30I couldn't let him do it, bro.
30:32What happened?
30:32What happened?
30:34My brother, man.
30:35My brother.
30:35Always there for y'all.
30:36Oh my God.
30:38Jesus was trying to get rid of us.
30:39Jesus Christ.
30:40What?
30:40I know!
30:43Oh my God.
30:45We stopped it.
30:46Thank you, man.
30:47I'm proud of you.
30:47Yeah, we stopped it.
30:48Nice.
30:49I'm going to just sum it up,
30:51because it's hard to really explain, like, their actions.
30:52Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses,
30:56they don't really care about the company.
31:02They're going to say whatever it takes
31:04and do whatever it takes,
31:05so that way they can get their claws in
31:07and change and morph the company,
31:09so that way the employees can become numbers
31:12and not people.
31:14These employees are people.
31:16All right!
31:17All right!
31:18I talked to my lawyer,
31:20and we are in the clear.
31:21Everything is good!
31:22Yeah!
31:24Yeah!
31:24Yeah!
31:25Excellent.
31:26What do we do now, Doug?
31:27Well, actually,
31:28I've got a couple of things I'd like to take care of.
31:30Anthony.
31:32Come on up and take a seat.
31:34All right, listen.
31:35I just want to say it was not easy doing what Anthony did.
31:39To run into that room and stop that deal,
31:42I mean, that took guts.
31:45You were like David going after Goliath, man.
31:49This guy slew that giant!
31:53Yes!
31:53Yes!
31:55Seriously!
31:56That's exactly what it was like, you know?
31:59And I'm going to tell you something.
32:00You stopped that deal,
32:03even though you had nothing to gain from it.
32:05But you stopped it
32:06because you felt that it was the right thing to do
32:09for these people.
32:11Yeah.
32:11Yeah.
32:12Huh?
32:12Yeah.
32:13Without any regard for yourself,
32:15you came in and you did it.
32:17At the end of the day,
32:19the soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit.
32:23It's about the people who make that company.
32:26Now, you came in as a temp.
32:29And here we are at the end of the retreat,
32:31and you are part of a family.
32:34And you will always be family to us.
32:39Always.
32:40Love you guys.
32:41The truth is that we have actually hoped
32:44that you would bust through that room
32:46and stop that deal since the very first minute
32:48you showed up at Rockin' Grandma's.
32:51Really?
32:52I told you that this was my last company retreat.
32:56Yeah.
32:56What I didn't tell you was that this was also
32:59my first company retreat
33:03because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandma's
33:06because Rockin' Grandma's is not a real company.
33:10Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
33:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:12Whoa, hold on, hold on.
33:14What do you think?
33:14Y'all about to mess my brain up.
33:15Yeah, I friend if I can check that out.
33:20Um, and it's been a great guy here.
33:21There's not all about to mess my brain up.
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