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Happys Place S02E14 SYNCOPY
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00:10I can't tell which angle makes it scream hey welcome to a modern cool speakeasy
00:17well from any angle I'm pretty sure it's screaming hey I'm a chair I shouldn't even
00:22be talking I just want every detail of our speakeasy to be perfect no I got this
00:29vintage record player at a garage sale oh and this vintage coffee table at another garage sale
00:34oh and those pillows garage sale actually I got those on Etsy I just want it to be special you
00:41know it's my baby oh it is special you should feel real good about it I'll feel better once
00:48our lighting is finished step ahead of your sister I had the electrician installed over the weekend
00:58thank you Bobby I don't know what I'd do without you oh you're doing great only thing to keep in
01:04mind moving forward is to keep a cool head nothing to get worked up about hey guys hide the hooch
01:11the
01:11fuzz is here oh yeah just a little speakeasy humor it's the health inspector the health inspector
01:20well that's right until Wednesday remember me Monica Ulrich department of health batch number 168
01:29yep yep yep Monica what are you doing here I'll be performing the health inspection for this space
01:36on Wednesday I'd like you to have this paperwork filled out by then we didn't have to do this last
01:42time well I wanted to get here ahead of time to tell you that unofficially I'm really looking
01:49forward to spending time with you as just one of the gals you know gal time
01:58wow well during our last encounter I felt that the staff and I had developed an easygoing rapport
02:06did I work here then she's just kidding of course we did I'm relieved it's mutual well I guess I'll
02:16see
02:16you gals Wednesday have a good day I don't know what that badge does but I never want mine Bobby
02:28are
02:28you sure you're gonna be okay with Monica doing the inspection of course why wouldn't I be um because
02:34the last time she was here all she did was flirt with Emmett her nickname for him was don't be
02:41ridiculous I'll be fine you sure course I'm sure now let's get downstairs and open that other
02:48business that we're running sometimes it feels like a big old fact
03:03to get through the day and sleep on through the night but here you'll find a place that'll surely
03:11lift your spirits did my birthday come early who sent me to front row seats to mama mia
03:26their address to Emmett oh how dare he go to a musical without me maybe he wants to only hear
03:34the
03:34actors sing I mouth the words yeah and a lot of sound comes out oh there he is the dancing
03:45king
03:48what your mama mia tickets came you know you can get those by email I got those for me and
03:55Bobby when
03:56we were together sorry are you still gonna go no well these are great seats and I love ABBA could
04:06I maybe
04:06buy them buy them from you no just cause I'm not gonna use them doesn't mean you can wow and
04:17I thought you guys were friends did you do something yes you in the back well maybe he's mad at
04:27you because you blabbed his secret and Bobby broke up with him why is he attacking me I didn't blabbing
04:32his secret Dakota did he should be attacking
04:34Dakota Dakota you're real profile encouraged well I don't know if this will make you feel any better but the
04:44important thing is no one's mad at me
04:53she's wrong I hate her
05:00hate it
05:03hey Bobby I was
05:04uh oh
05:05you're shredding
05:08you only do that when you're upset
05:10is it Monica
05:12no it's your paycheck
05:17of course it's Monica
05:20if it really bothers you I'm sure there's some way we can get rid of her
05:23she won't fit in the shredder
05:26but really I have no right to interfere
05:28I was the one that said Emmett and I should just be friends
05:31technically true
05:33but if Emmett and Monica start to date
05:35you're gonna have to see that every day
05:36we can't have a health inspector here
05:39she'll probably make me stop feeding the alley cats
05:43those are raccoons
05:49she's shredding
05:51she's upset because she thinks Monica and Emmett will start dating and then they'll you know
06:00okay I don't love the visual and I don't love the sound effects
06:05it makes complete sense Bobby okay just because you two are no longer dating doesn't mean you want to see
06:11him with someone else
06:12okay so what do you want to do about it
06:14I don't think there's anything we can do about it
06:16look Emmett goes fishing on Wednesdays and doesn't get back until noon so that means all we have to do
06:23is get Monica in and out in an hour
06:25there's three problems with that
06:27the first two are you and you
06:30what do you mean
06:31well Isabella likes to brag about everything she's done to the speakeasy
06:36impressive but time consuming
06:39accurate
06:39yeah hurtful
06:41yeah
06:42and Gabby there's a reason your name is Gabby
06:44you can't stand silence
06:48that is not true
06:54somebody speak
06:55okay
06:57if we're gonna get rid of Monica in record time you two need to zip it
07:01okay
07:01okay
07:02you promise
07:04now what was the third issue
07:06oh yeah Steve
07:06there's no way he's gonna rush out the health inspector
07:09shoot the selfies alone will take 40 minutes
07:13don't you worry
07:13I'll talk to Steve
07:15not over talk
07:17just the right amount
07:27hey
07:27remember when you said that Emmett wasn't mad at you
07:31mama mia were you wrong
07:35leave him alone you don't know anything
07:38well yeah my name is Gabby because I hear things
07:43wait what did you hear
07:45I overheard Emmett talking to Isabella
07:48and he said that he can never trust you again
07:51I'm totally trustworthy
07:53Dakota's the one you can't trust
07:56watch it Steve
07:57you only got one friend left
08:00you know what you have to do
08:01you have to talk to Emmett
08:03talk to the king of not talking
08:05there are mimes that talk more than Emmett
08:09listen if I've learned anything about getting men to talk
08:12it's that you've got to trap them first
08:15I guess we could corner him in the kitchen after our shift
08:18oh no
08:19no no no no
08:20you've got to get him someplace away from work you know
08:22where there's no distractions
08:24hey
08:27I know
08:28Emmett goes fishing every Wednesday morning
08:30you could trap him at the fishing shack
08:33or you can just shove me headfirst into an outhouse
08:38get it over with
08:40no no no
08:42you want him in his comfort zone
08:43and you know
08:44don't confront him too quickly
08:46really
08:47take your time
08:54you know
08:55I never say this
08:57but I think Gabby's right
08:59you know
09:00I've never said this
09:01but
09:02let's go to a fishing shack
09:11you know
09:11if you wanted me to come
09:13no talking
09:14no bragging
09:15we've got to get her out of here
09:19you don't okay over there
09:22I'll tell you when I'm done
09:27done
09:32hey Monica
09:32if you need to get a closer look
09:34I could come over there
09:34and just lift you right up
09:35you know
09:37not necessary
09:38if I need
09:38I have a ladder
09:39in my Toyota Tundra
09:43Tundra
09:44AC Tundra
09:45cold
09:48what are you doing
09:50I don't know
09:53now this wood
09:54is original to the building
09:55has it been fireproofed
09:56yes fireproofed
09:58and up to code
09:58I kept the original wood look
10:00because
10:00because that's the end
10:02of that story
10:04although from an aesthetic standpoint
10:05much more went into it
10:07will someone escort me
10:08to the refrigeration system
10:09it's right over here
10:11on the other side
10:11of the bar
10:12right next to the still
10:14quiet Gabby
10:17oh there's my glasses
10:18oh
10:19I don't know
10:23the refrigerator is here
10:25and the temperature gauge
10:26is right there
10:27it's a refurbished
10:281957 Philco
10:30incredibly authentic
10:31you see
10:32these are the kinds of touches
10:34I'll keep to myself
10:37okay the gauge
10:39is in range
10:39and that
10:41checks the last item
10:42off the list
10:43are we done
10:45we have successfully
10:47completed the health inspection
10:48oh
10:48that's a record
10:50even for you
10:51yeah
10:51best health inspector
10:53ever
10:53this girl
10:54okay
10:57I'd like to acknowledge
10:58your professionalism
10:59keeping the chatter
11:00and personal anecdotes
11:02to a minimum
11:04your time is valuable
11:05and we respect that
11:06so get out of here
11:09and don't let the
11:10prohibition era
11:11style sliding gate
11:12hit you on the way out
11:14personally
11:16I wanted to hurry
11:17things along
11:17and we appreciate that
11:18let me finish Bobby
11:19okay
11:20I wanted to hurry
11:21things along
11:22so we could transition
11:23into gal time
11:25gal time
11:26that's really a thing
11:28well yes
11:28well now that my badge
11:29is off
11:30I don't want you to
11:31think of me as
11:31Monica Ulrich
11:32Department of Health
11:33I want you to
11:34think of me as
11:35Monica Ulrich
11:35Department of Friends
11:46who's out there
11:49I'm armed
11:52don't shoot it
11:53Steve
11:53who's hiding
11:55behind Dakota
11:58hey buddy
12:02what the hell are you two
12:04doing out here
12:04can we come in
12:05there's a lot of mosquitoes
12:07and I think they're
12:07attracted to my hand cream
12:14oh nice fishing shock
12:16yeah
12:16I love what you
12:17haven't done to the place
12:19I'll say it again
12:20what the hell
12:21are y'all doing out here
12:22what do you mean
12:23I'm just a dude
12:24that loves a place
12:25with fish and worms
12:27and fish and worms
12:30we wanted to apologize
12:32huh
12:33for coming here
12:34I accept
12:35see you later
12:38no
12:39for me telling Isabella
12:41that you knew about her
12:43I mean
12:44technically
12:44I'm the one who told you
12:46so I'm also to blame
12:47but you know
12:48just a little less
12:50guys
12:50no
12:51when I told you that
12:53I put you in a terrible spot
12:55just like happy did me
12:57I'm glad you don't blame us
12:59but
13:00something's going on
13:04you know why I come out here
13:05the ambience
13:08the quiet
13:09so
13:10if you can't stay quiet
13:12head out
13:13okay
13:17wait we're staying
13:23so I said to the manager
13:24your waiter's not wearing
13:26any shoes
13:27and he says to me
13:28true story
13:29I believe you
13:30and he says to me
13:32that's okay
13:33he serves the food
13:34with his hands
13:35oh no
13:39who knew there'd be
13:40so many funny stories
13:41about being a health inspector
13:43so many
13:44so very many
13:46I got a million of them
13:48yeah I know
13:49we've heard them
13:50man you know
13:51this would be so much more fun
13:52if we were drinking
13:53can we please
13:55start drinking
13:57oh
13:57I'd love to imbibe
13:58in some spirits
13:59hey as long as you don't
14:01serve them with your feet
14:02oh shit dang
14:05okay well
14:09we don't want to keep you
14:10so here we go
14:11no but wait wait wait
14:12what about you guys
14:13come on you must have
14:15some hilarious stories
14:16about working here
14:18no
14:19not
14:20not really
14:21oh come on
14:22it's a bar
14:23surely there were some
14:24hijinks
14:25oh we pride ourselves
14:26in no hijinks
14:28yep
14:28no hijinks
14:30and
14:30no quiche
14:33really
14:34yeah
14:35nothing
14:36nah
14:39okay well then I have one more
14:41oh yay
14:42no this one you're gonna find hilarious
14:44okay
14:45um okay
14:46uh
14:46I get
14:47uh
14:47pretty lonely
14:48because I don't have any friends
14:50and um
14:51I actually thought that I might
14:53find some here
14:55how
14:56how funny is that
15:01not exactly hilarious
15:05wait a minute monica
15:08you know daddy always said that happy's was a place where no one should feel alone
15:12it's a place where everybody knows your name
15:15wait wasn't that cheers
15:16I think
15:18let me finish monica
15:21it's here too
15:23I'd like for you to stay
15:26what about you two
15:28do you want me to stay
15:30yeah I do
15:33me too
15:35shitting
15:48what are you doing
15:51I'm organizing
15:52I do this alphabetically but I have no idea what they're called
15:58wow
15:59I was wrong
16:01you're being quiet and you're still a problem
16:04get out
16:07we're worried about you man
16:10thought you were worried I was mad at you
16:14even if you're not mad at us
16:15we can tell us something's bothering you
16:18we just want to know what's going on
16:20I don't feel like talking
16:21why
16:23because I don't feel like it
16:25well we're not leaving until you tell us what's going on right Dakota
16:28right
16:31so why won't you talk to us
16:33because talking ruined everything
16:44why do you mean talking ruined everything
16:47because happy told me his secret and then he died
16:50then I tell bobby his secret and then she leaves me
16:54so you guys add all that up
16:57what's the problem
16:59talking
16:59bingo
17:00no
17:01emmet I'm sorry if that happened
17:03but I don't think talking is the problem
17:05you lost two of the most important people in your life
17:08people you felt safe opening up to
17:11you don't open up to somebody man
17:13I'm fine
17:14no you're not
17:15you were
17:16but then something happened
17:21I guess it was when the
17:23theater tickets arrived
17:24it hit me
17:26this thing with bobby
17:28it's not gonna blow over
17:32we're not gonna get back together
17:35I really hoped you would
17:38me too
17:39yeah
17:40well
17:41I don't know what I would do
17:45I do
17:48you're gonna move on
17:50which will be hard
17:52and you'll still have us to talk to
17:54although maybe in a different place
17:58hey
18:01you wanna learn how to whittle
18:02no
18:03but I'll sweep up
18:05deal
18:07watch out for the fish heads down there
18:08oh
18:11they're looking at me
18:20Monica you're a hoot
18:23thanks for getting me to stay
18:25I'm glad you did
18:26yeah we all are
18:27I just get so insecure
18:29and start spitting out
18:31about you know
18:32not having any friends
18:33and not being liked
18:35and being unlucky in love
18:36and you know
18:37dying alone
18:41sounds to me like
18:42you're borrowing trouble
18:43and I should know
18:44because I've been doing
18:45that a lot lately
18:46honestly me too
18:47I keep worrying
18:49that something's going to go wrong
18:50with the speakeasy
18:51and then
18:51that it'll be a big failure
18:53and the tavern will go bankrupt
18:54and I'll lose all my teeth
18:56to night grinding
18:59see
18:59that's a heap
19:00of borrowed trouble
19:01I don't need to borrow trouble
19:03I live with it
19:05and it's name is
19:07mom
19:10well
19:10so how do you guys deal
19:12I mean once I start borrowing
19:13I can't stop
19:14you know what works for me
19:16my friends
19:17these two had my back
19:19when I was spinning out
19:20and now
19:20we have
19:21yours
19:23really?
19:24really
19:24you have nothing
19:26to be insecure about
19:27and don't be afraid
19:28about putting yourself
19:29out there
19:30okay
19:31thanks
19:34Biggie
19:35Monica
19:37what are you doing here?
19:39oh
19:39I was just
19:40talking with my friends
19:42well
19:43it's good to see you
19:45um
19:46hey
19:46I was wondering
19:47would you want to grab
19:48a cup of coffee
19:49next week?
19:56you should go
19:57Emmett
19:58she's a lot of fun
19:59yeah
20:00that'd be nice
20:01I'm here
20:02okay great
20:03well
20:03I'll give you a call
20:04I know this
20:05great place
20:06that cleans
20:07their espresso machine
20:08like you wouldn't believe
20:08alright
20:10I'll see you next week
20:11okay
20:12perfect
20:12alright
20:22are you okay
20:23Bobby?
20:24yeah
20:24I'm fine
20:43I take it you enjoyed
20:45mama mia
20:46it was the greatest show
20:48I've ever seen in my life
20:49in my life
20:56thanks for nothing
20:56thanks for nothing
20:57AJ
20:59I thank you
21:07I'll see you next week
21:07I finished
21:07in my life
21:07Izz
21:07I won't see you next week
21:07I had to meet you maybe
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