00:07So, ¿cómo está la nueva jornada para ti?
00:09Um, es bien, creo.
00:12No te parece tan emocionado de esto más. ¿Algo está mal?
00:15La jornada está bien, solo me siento que estoy en un proceso constante de trabajar,
00:19de ir a casa, de la televisión, de dormir, y de repente se levanta a repetirlo de nuevo.
00:23No hay más significado en mi vida, ¿no?
00:25Hmm, hemos hablado de esto antes.
00:27When you took on charity work, it seemed to be helping.
00:30What happened to the soup kitchen work you were doing?
00:33Well...
00:35Here you go, sir.
00:38Um...
00:38Sir?
00:40Are you seeing this?
00:45I think I wasn't really compatible with the vibe of the people around me, if that makes sense.
00:49Well, maybe a change of crowd is all you'll need.
00:52Maybe.
00:53There's a retirement home nearby that takes volunteers to help the elderly with their needs.
00:57Maybe that could help reignite your sense of purpose and the people there are more serene.
01:02More in tune with your vibe, perhaps?
01:04Well, I suppose it would have hurt to give it a try.
01:09Where the hell is my team?
01:11Why do I always get team dog with glue-sniffing, pain-huffing, shit-muffing, idiot-fucking-retards?
01:19Hey, Greg, sorry to bother you, but would you mind if I borrow your ride this afternoon?
01:24I'll fill up the tank.
01:26This son of a bitch!
01:27I hope you live a very long life, just so you can see everything you love, run away, and everybody
01:32you love, die!
01:33You spamming bot, cheater, motherfucker!
01:37Okay, I'll see you later, then.
01:42Hello there, how can I help you?
01:44Hello, ma'am.
01:45I heard you guys were looking for help, so I came to volunteer.
01:48That's wonderful.
01:49Think you could help us out with Mr. Thompson today?
01:51For sure.
01:52Where do you need me to go?
01:53Go check room six.
01:55He should be having his lunch right now.
01:57Oh, God, this is so good!
02:01Hey, sounds like somebody's enjoying his lunch.
02:04You know, the fun here is surprising.
02:07First you look at it and you think, that looks like shit.
02:10But then you try it, and it's even worse.
02:13But I thought I just heard you say that.
02:15Anyways, who the hell are you?
02:17Oh, I'm sorry about that.
02:18My name is Dylan.
02:19I'm here to assist you with anything you might need today, sir.
02:22Oh, great.
02:23They sent me a fucking immigrant.
02:26What shit old country are you from?
02:28Why the hell are you that shape?
02:30I'm actually not from here.
02:31I work here, but I come from a little planet close to Uranus.
02:34Oh, speaking of which, are you taking me to my doctor's appointment today?
02:39What?
02:40I guess, yeah, sure.
02:42How were you guys doing?
02:43Oh, my God, stop!
02:44Oh, God, you're tearing me apart!
02:47Oh, God!
02:47What's wrong with him?
02:48I haven't even touched him.
02:49Don't worry.
02:50Mr. Thompson suffers from Tourette's Syndrome.
02:52Those are some of his tics.
02:54Oh, I'm sorry about that.
02:56Here's your medication, Mr. Thompson.
03:01Oh, God, it's so good!
03:03Oh, my God, this is so good!
03:07Are those pills really that good?
03:08Oh, that's just another one of his tics.
03:10You don't need to give him a summary of my tics!
03:13Oh, stupid cunt!
03:16Oh, you.
03:17All righty, guys, y'all two have fun today, okay?
03:21Sir, has anyone mistakenly thought you were insulting them with that last tic?
03:25That was not a tic!
03:27Now listen, are you going to take me to my doctor's appointment, or are you going to keep asking me
03:32stupid questions?
03:37Oh, God, this is so good!
03:40Oh, so you listen to this, too?
03:42It's pretty good, right?
03:43What?
03:43No!
03:44Get...
03:45Your music is trash!
03:46My tics aren't just acting off!
03:48Oh, my bad.
03:49I'm sorry.
03:53Hello there.
03:54I'm here to sign Mr. Thompson in for his scheduled appointment.
03:57Oh, yes.
03:58He's just in time for his scheduled prostate exam.
04:00He'll be called right away.
04:02Awesome.
04:03Thank you.
04:05This is my first time here, and I've heard so many scary things about this.
04:10I just don't know what to believe.
04:12I'm sure everything will be okay, sir.
04:14They're professionals.
04:16Just trust the process.
04:17Ah, get all of it yourself.
04:19If you want to cry, the maternity ward is down the hallway.
04:23Mr. Thompson!
04:24They just called you in, sir.
04:26I've heard him.
04:27I'm old, not fucking deaf.
04:31How are we doing today, sir?
04:32I haven't died yet, so I could be better.
04:36All righty, then.
04:37Please remove your pants so we can proceed with the prostate check, Mr. Thompson.
04:43Oh, my God!
04:45Stop!
04:46Oh, God!
04:49This is so good!
04:50Oh, my God!
04:52This is so good!
04:54Oh!
05:03Hey, man.
05:05Where have you been?
05:06I thought today was your day off.
05:07Oh, it was.
05:08I was just doing some community service.
05:10Very nice.
05:11I'm into that as well.
05:12Really?
05:13You do community service?
05:15Yeah, all the time.
05:17What kind?
05:17Whenever I take a piss in a public toilet, if there's a shit stain in the bowl, I aim to
05:22stream straight at it to knock it off clean.
05:26What?
05:27Yeah, it's not my job to clean it.
05:28It's community service.
05:30What is is this?
05:30Oh, my God.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:45Oh, my God.
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