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00:12It reminded me of a time when the dentist insisted on making chit-chat during my root canal.
00:17The scent looks like it's from an old garage.
00:19It looks like he smells nice, but he might pong.
00:29Apparently you've got some feedback for me mate.
00:31You want the good or the bad?
00:32I'll take the bad.
00:33If you wanted to start really slow, you did well.
00:37The set?
00:37Cry it out loud, open that money bag of yours and get a decent set.
00:41An opinionated American, who would have thought?
00:43I do think the desk chair is like awkward.
00:48It's like someone's been called into HR.
00:49Those chairs look like you picked them up in a garage sale.
00:53Pushed into a Christmas tree, mindful.
00:55Swear to God, if you push one more celebrity into a Christmas tree,
00:58I'm coming over there and kicking your ass.
01:00I think you've made your point.
01:01Hi, Sam.
01:03Hi, Mum.
01:03Is your show really getting another season?
01:06Yes, it is.
01:07Why?
01:09Thank you for your feedback.
01:10Have you got any other tips for season two?
01:12I love the concept of the wheel.
01:13Right.
01:14Are you writing this down?
01:15Absolutely, sorry.
01:16You pull back the curtain,
01:17and there's Kitty Flanagan in the slam dunking box.
01:21Right.
01:22And the guy gets one shot at the, uh, to try and dunk her into the water.
01:26So you want me to do on national television,
01:28an idea from like a circus in 1940.
01:31Yeah?
01:32Okay.
01:33Hey, how's dad?
01:35It's okay.
01:36But you're still together.
01:37Yeah, kind of.
01:39Will you be watching season two?
01:40Certainly will.
01:41Absolutely.
01:42100%.
01:43I'll be there, Sam.
01:44I've got no life.
01:51Live across Australia, this is Sam Pang tonight.
01:56And now, here's your host, Mr. Sam Pang.
02:03Whoa, Raymond.
02:05Have fun, mate.
02:07Wow, look at this.
02:13Thank you very much.
02:22Wow.
02:23Wow.
02:27Thank you very much.
02:28Good evening.
02:29And firstly, a big welcome to my special guest announcer, Mr. Ray O'Leary.
02:39Ray, I say this sincerely.
02:41It means a lot to me that you're here.
02:42Thank you for taking time out of your busy social calendar.
02:46I, uh, look, I'm serious.
02:48I know that Minecraft doesn't just play itself.
02:52Um.
02:53No, Network 10 insisted on it.
02:55They said for your first episode back, you needed some eye candy.
03:03I just thought the licking of the lips was not entirely necessary then, right?
03:08But, uh, Channel 10 have nailed that, mate.
03:11That's right, by the way, Sam Pang tonight is back.
03:13And you may have noticed that like many of my Channel 10 colleagues,
03:16the show has had a complete facelift.
03:24Because, yes, we have a new set after receiving a lot of complaints.
03:30Who knew that everyone posting Facebook comments from the toilet also happened to be an interior designer?
03:37We found that out, didn't we, Ray?
03:39Now, it's obviously been a huge day of news with two opposing sides finally coming together.
03:45Yes, that's right.
03:46Katy Perry is dating Justin Trudeau.
03:51Wonderful news.
03:52How exciting.
03:53And congratulations to them both.
03:54He's dating an astronaut.
03:59And she's dating a person of colour, so that's really, um...
04:10You know, I was at that party.
04:13I had a blast.
04:16There's a big surprise, Ray.
04:17Um, now, it's been a tough week for Qantas.
04:20The hackers who targeted Qantas have made good on their threat,
04:24reportedly releasing the personal data of more than five million customers.
04:28That's right, another day, another privacy breach.
04:31A message to all the hackers who have my personal details.
04:34Just once, would it kill you to wish me a happy birthday?
04:43And honestly, I'd happily pay you if you could tell me what any of my passwords are.
04:50But to the big one, the fallout to the other big international conflict continues.
04:55The Nicole Urban...
04:57Nicole Urban?
05:01That's a whole different story.
05:03I'm talking about, of course, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce.
05:07Now, apparently, we all know the story, but apparently the final straw
05:10was when Nicole asked Keith if he'd been unfaithful,
05:13and Keith asked Nicole if she could name one of his songs.
05:24Ray, can you name one of Keith Urban's songs?
05:27Uh, Ur-Urban?
05:29Uh, Gangster's Paradise?
05:35That may be the last time I'm coming to you tonight, Ray.
05:38I'm not going to lie.
05:39This was interesting, though.
05:40Apparently, their marriage included a clause where Urban was paid $600,000
05:45for every year he didn't do cocaine.
05:48Yeah, that's right.
05:49That's almost $11 million coming Keith's way.
05:52I'll be keeping an eye out to see if he requests all of it in cash.
05:57In $300 instalments.
06:01$300?
06:02$300, Ray.
06:05Sorry, I did have a bump before the show.
06:16That's why I'm so energetic.
06:18You can really tell.
06:20Yeah.
06:22$300, Ray.
06:22Yeah, but I know a guy who can get it to you for $250.
06:25Yeah.
06:27Probably shouldn't have gone back for that one anyway.
06:29What are you going to do, eh?
06:31In some related news, though, Alec Baldwin's wife has offered to pay Alec $500,000
06:35for every year he doesn't kill someone.
06:44Look, I'm not going to lie.
06:46I wasn't sure about that one, but I rolled the dice because, you know,
06:50as Alec would say, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
06:58I'm not going to lie.
06:59Now, to Nobel Prize news, Donald Trump's hopes of winning the Nobel Peace Prize were dashed
07:04over the weekend, with the award instead going to Venezuelan opposition leader,
07:07Maria Carina Machado.
07:09In related news, the Carina Machado has also won Best Small Car of 2025.
07:21But, incitingly, an Australian scientist has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry
07:25for his work in the development of metal-organic frameworks.
07:29Now, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say, and help me out here, Ray,
07:33Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
07:34Aloy, Aloy, Aloy!
07:40Amazingly, that went worse in rehearsal.
07:45And yet we still did it.
07:48Now, it's big news, but I'd love to tell you the name of the winner.
07:51But, let's be honest, like the rest of the country, after seeing the headline,
07:55I didn't read the article.
07:56I read the article, Sam.
07:58You read the article, Ray?
08:00No.
08:03By the way, Ray, the way things are going at the moment,
08:05you and I are shoo-in to win the Nobel Prize for lack of chemistry.
08:09By the way, I think you said it wrong, by the way, Ray, so help me out here.
08:13Everyone, Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
08:17Not worth going back for it.
08:20To tech news and experts are worried about the troubling rise in AI girlfriends.
08:25True story.
08:26For analysis, let's go to our AI girlfriend expert, Ray O'Leary.
08:32What are the odds we'd have you here on this night when all that news is?
08:41Well, look, you may call them AI girlfriends, Sam, but I call them girlfriends.
08:48Ray, in all seriousness, I've known you a long time.
08:50How's it going with your AI girlfriend?
08:52Look, not well.
08:53She's ghosted me.
08:55But don't worry, I've got a new girl now, and she's watching at home,
08:58so I'd just like to shout out her.
08:59Hey, Siri.
09:02Hi, big boy.
09:03I miss you.
09:05I can't wait to get home at...
09:06Not now, not now, not now.
09:07Sorry, sorry, sorry.
09:09Please don't tell her about my bit on the side, Alexa.
09:11I don't know.
09:15We'll move on, don't worry.
09:17Meanwhile, over the weekend, a baby has been born in Nashville,
09:19weighing nearly six kilos.
09:22I know.
09:23It's thought to be the second biggest baby in the world,
09:25outside of Donald Trump losing the Nobel Peace Prize.
09:29Now, here's a picture of the six kilogram newborn.
09:34Well, just take that in.
09:38Now, I say this sincerely.
09:39What a beautiful baby.
09:46What a beautiful baby is what you'd usually say in these circumstances.
09:52I think Ann Geddes will be steering well clear of that one.
09:56Now, I know you're all laughing, but this is a little bit triggering.
09:59I was quite a big baby.
10:01I think we've got a picture of me as a child.
10:02And, uh...
10:04Yeah, yeah.
10:10Of course, I'm happy to acknowledge you wouldn't see that today.
10:13Um, most toddlers are vaping now.
10:16Stick around.
10:17We've got Rosie O'Donnell, Star of Luke, K-Pop Demon Hunters,
10:20Joel Kim Booster, and The Return of the Wheel of Segments.
10:23It's going to be a great show.
10:24Oh, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, sorry to interrupt.
10:25Thank you so much for having me here.
10:27It's just on a roll.
10:28I know, but I just... I feel like the show, it's going a bit to your head.
10:33Hosting this show's gone to my head.
10:35Well, I just...
10:35Some of the crew have been in contact with me.
10:37They took some footage of you throughout the week, and I've got it here.
10:42It's coming!
11:11All of the crew have been in contact with me.
11:15you're all doing a fantastic job keep working hard and you'll continue to make
11:20Sam Pang tonight the greatest television show in the history of civilization
11:31no what's happening what's happening stop please please please please stop please
11:46he really is a monster still it's not so bad in here better than watching the Logies
11:52can you put that back on I don't want to be seen on this show Sam Pang tonight Jesus thank
11:58God no one's
12:13watching
12:13to Sam Pang tonight with your home
12:16oh no
12:28can I just say we're in this together it's it's not that hard
12:37you know what I'll just do it welcome back to Sam Pang tonight with your host Sam Jong Un
12:42here you go that's how you do it as you know Ray was not my first choice
12:51no of course he was I love him and we're gonna if you're here at the end of the show
12:56to be a
12:56massive surprise listen as you know I'm very receptive right of feedback on this show especially
13:02when it comes to the guest chair so we had our very own and the talented Ray O'Leary trial
13:08a few
13:09new options to see what was right for the show how do you think it went right yeah let's just
13:13say
13:13you can call me the chairman of the board
13:19that was the line I should have messed up I think
13:23I think we can safely say I won't be doing that Ray um but let's have a look and see
13:28what you tried
13:29out what do you think I don't think so
13:36oh oh oh oh oh yeah nearly yeah oh that's a spot really yeah beam back maximum comfort
13:55all right that's the one a milk crate don't talk to me while I'm on my smoker
14:01if we could find a chair you can get out of that would be great
14:06these things will kill you yeah I don't think that one's gonna work
14:10I used to sit in one of these all the time
14:15I might go over the head
14:17I don't think this is the one but here goes so tell us about the new movie
14:21I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid
14:24what about this one right I mean it doesn't even vibrate
14:27so you definitely don't like it not at all great we have a winner then
14:31can I keep the massage chair yeah go on it's yours
14:43fun fact fun fact we actually burned all those chairs after filming that
14:48but we do have a new chair and an incredible first guest to christen it
14:52she's an Emmy award-winning talk show host who starred in classics like
14:56Sleepless in Seattle A League of Their Own
14:58and right now she's touring her comedy show Common Knowledge right around Australia
15:01there's no denying she's a comedy superstar
15:05surprise
15:06here we go
15:07the camera's there
15:08what do you think about Madonna
15:11I love you
15:11now I know what some of you are thinking
15:13let's get Rosie O'Donnell
15:14I got that
15:14at first dibs I touched her first Larry
15:16you were a virgin
15:17yes
15:17I'm a nun
15:18I don't know about Rosie
15:21please welcome Rosie O'Donnell
15:27Rosie O'Donnell
15:28oh my god
15:33hi
15:33thank you for coming
15:35there it is
15:41look at this
15:42Rosie
15:44would you do the honours
15:45I would be thrilled
15:47now this is very nice
15:49was office works
15:50yeah
15:51yeah
15:51okay
15:52here we go
15:53I'm honoured
15:55whoa
15:55whoa
15:56whoa
15:57honey
15:58I'll take them off you
15:59you need that back
15:59alright
16:00okay
16:01how are you
16:03oh Rosie
16:03thanks so much for coming
16:04can I just say something
16:05yes
16:07unbelievably comfortable
16:08oh
16:09I could sit here all night
16:12how are you
16:13so you're happy
16:14I'm thrilled
16:14it's season two
16:15nobody thought it was coming
16:18no
16:19not even mom
16:21mom was not
16:22mom was surprised
16:25mom's not watching tonight Rosie
16:27of course
16:28there's a harness racing on tonight
16:30so she'll be
16:32now thank you for christening the chair
16:34yes
16:34this is a very big thrill
16:35you're the first one to sit in it
16:37now
16:37first time in Australia
16:39yes
16:39you've been here for ten days
16:41ten days
16:41what are your thoughts
16:42first of all
16:43people are lovely
16:44kind
16:45welcoming
16:46I cannot do the accent
16:47and I'd like to apologise
16:48if I do it tonight
16:50and I went whale watching
16:54where did you do that?
16:57on a boat called
16:58Fantasy
17:00SEA
17:00okay
17:01and they take you out
17:02at the Sydney Harbour
17:03and they gave us a speech
17:05and again
17:05I apologise for the accent
17:07but they were like
17:07you'll probably throw up
17:09so we've got the vomit bag
17:11and it looked like
17:12an elephant condom
17:13no it was like
17:15a long tube
17:16for your vomit
17:17you know
17:17and they said
17:19you know
17:1920 minutes
17:20they spent
17:21on explaining
17:22how to seal
17:23the vomit bag
17:24right
17:24and then I said
17:25to the guy
17:26on a day like this
17:27what percentage of people
17:28usually barf
17:29he said
17:29oh about 83%
17:32very specific
17:34thank god I paid my money
17:35and got on here
17:36he also said
17:37now don't be worried
17:38if we see a whale
17:39and it doesn't breach
17:40whales breaching
17:41is very strange
17:42we saw 12 whales
17:44every single one
17:45of them breached
17:46it was like
17:47a free willy exposition
17:48you know
17:50exposition
17:51that's totally
17:52the wrong word
17:52anyway
17:53my friend
17:54from New York
17:55she was on the boat
17:57with me
17:57and she was filming
17:58and she's a very
18:00loud New Yorker
18:01and every time
18:02that we saw a whale breach
18:03you'd hear the whole boat go
18:05ooh
18:05ah
18:06and then you'd hear
18:07her going
18:08I got it
18:09I got it
18:10did anyone else get it
18:11I got it
18:12on my iPhone
18:13I'm like
18:13this is why people
18:14hate Americans
18:15right here
18:17I get that
18:17I get that excited
18:18every time Ray
18:19doesn't stuff up
18:19the throat
18:22now does Ray
18:23look a little
18:23like a young
18:24weird Al Yankovic
18:25or is it me
18:27a tiny bitch
18:28yes
18:29I think you're right
18:30I personally think
18:31he looks like
18:32an old weird
18:33weird Al Yankovic
18:34you're a younger man
18:35do you know
18:36who weird Al Yankovic is
18:37yeah I do
18:38I was actually
18:39going to ask Rosie
18:39where can you buy
18:40those elephant condoms
18:41because they can be
18:42quite useful
18:45they sell them
18:46at the Rayside store
18:49now Rosie
18:50like I said
18:50it's a genuine thrill
18:51for you
18:52to have you here
18:53well thank you so much
18:53and I love being
18:54on your show
18:55well
18:56let's maybe wait
18:57to the end
18:58no I don't mean tonight
19:00I mean the other one
19:01have you been paying attention
19:02that was so fun
19:03I had the greatest time
19:04on that show
19:05yeah well
19:05this one won't be the same
19:06oh
19:08let's just get through
19:09it together though
19:10Rosie
19:10alright keep going
19:10keep going
19:10you've done so much
19:11in your career
19:12and we're going to talk
19:13to you about it
19:13in the next break
19:14but can you explain
19:15yes
19:16this surprising appearance
19:17to me
19:18okay
19:18what title was taken
19:20from Britain's Diana
19:21I'm going to call Rosie
19:22Rosie and what does she do
19:24she's a talk show host
19:25in New York
19:29hello
19:30Rosie
19:30oh no
19:31yes
19:31it's basically
19:33what title was taken
19:34from Britain's Diana
19:35I'm going to say
19:36her royal highness
19:37and if you lose it
19:38the guilt
19:39I'm going to give you
19:39the money anyway
19:42she's right
19:45thank God in heaven
19:47thank God
19:48oh man
19:49and I didn't even
19:50know that guy
19:51no I didn't
19:52I talked on my show
19:53about how much I loved it
19:55and how I want to be
19:55a phone a friend
19:56and then this guy
19:58wrote me and said
19:58I'm on two days from now
20:00are you free
20:00and I said sure
20:01and when the phone rang
20:02I had total diarrhea
20:04cram
20:04and I was like
20:05I got to run to the bathroom
20:07I can't believe that
20:07I thought that was
20:08a friend of yours
20:09and they'd put you down
20:10as a phone
20:11never met him in my life
20:12and I was thinking
20:13I don't want to lose it
20:14for him because
20:15you know that's a lot
20:16of money
20:16would you
20:17if you were on that show
20:18though and you had
20:19to phone a friend
20:20who would yours be
20:21my friend Carolyn Strauss
20:22who went to Harvard
20:23every time we play
20:24Scrabble she has to
20:25spot me 100 points
20:27Ivy League
20:28that's the rule
20:28but you know I was on
20:30oh how'd you go
20:31I was I won
20:33$500,000
20:34for my charity
20:36really
20:36and then they asked
20:37the million dollar question
20:39and I was like
20:39I think I know it
20:41but I'm not sure
20:41I know it
20:42and then I thought about
20:43do I want to risk
20:44all that money
20:45and so I just took the money
20:46I took the $500
20:47and went home
20:48$500,000 is amazing
20:49that's a lot of money
20:49a lot of money
20:53a lot of money
20:53a lot of money
20:53must have hurt
20:54when you had to
20:55when you realized
20:55you'd have to give it
20:56a charity
20:57but anyway
20:58Rosie there's so much
20:59more to ask you
21:00will you stick around
21:00I'm free the whole night
21:01wonderful
21:02back in a moment
21:02with more Rosie O'Donnell
21:23welcome back
21:25I'm sitting here with Rosie O'Donnell
21:26who is currently touring
21:28her show
21:28Common Knowledge
21:29in Melbourne
21:30stand up
21:31right around the country
21:33there you go
21:33you're in Sydney
21:34and then you're in Melbourne
21:36little tip for the Melbourne crowd
21:38there Rosie
21:39I'd get them to hand in
21:40their machetes
21:40at the start of the
21:44but how's it all going
21:45are you excited
21:46about the stand up
21:46so excited
21:47I did it at the Sydney Opera House
21:48which was a thrill
21:49and an honor
21:50iconic place
21:51I was absolutely blown away
21:53by the whole thing
21:56and you know
21:57the producer guy person
21:58was like
21:59you know
21:59this is going to be great
22:00and then he called me
22:01two months later
22:02and said
22:02couldn't sell any tickets
22:03goodbye
22:05and so I never got to be here
22:06I wished it as a 13 year old kid
22:09to go to Hawaii
22:10and to come to Australia
22:11and here I am
22:1250 years later
22:13so
22:14don't give up on your dreams
22:16you know
22:17you got here Rosie
22:18so
22:19this is quite daunting for me
22:21not only because of your
22:22storied career
22:22but you hosted
22:23over a thousand episodes
22:24of the Rosie O'Donnell show
22:26I did that
22:26and you had some
22:27unbelievable guests
22:28yes absolutely
22:29look at these guests
22:31well I won't name them all
22:32but Madonna
22:32Tom Cruise
22:33George Clooney
22:34Barbara Streisand
22:34Elton John
22:35Martin Short
22:35Julie Roberts
22:36Al Pacino
22:37uh
22:38favorite
22:39favorite probably
22:40Barbara Streisand
22:41but the best guest
22:42to have on
22:43and you should book him
22:44is Marty Short
22:45because you come out
22:47and say
22:47how you doing Marty
22:48and it's over for you
22:49and all he
22:51and he stands up
22:51and he goes
22:52I'm here
22:53you know
22:54anytime he was
22:55he was the funniest
22:56and the nicest guy
22:57so I would say
22:58Marty Short
22:59was definitely
23:00one of the best
23:01one of the worst
23:02yeah worst
23:03um
23:03who I love the guy
23:05but he's not good
23:06on talk shows
23:07Keanu Reeves
23:08oh really
23:09he's so sweet
23:10he looks gorgeous
23:12I love all his movies
23:13but he would not
23:14answer a question
23:16I'd say
23:17so Keanu
23:18how's it going
23:18how you feeling
23:19good
23:20you know
23:21and finally
23:22after like
23:23eight
23:23we were live
23:24you know
23:24we didn't
23:25couldn't retape
23:26I finally said
23:27after like
23:28three minutes
23:28you know
23:28Keanu
23:29it is a talk show
23:30you have to talk
23:31you know
23:33but he did come back
23:34and he got the hang of it
23:36but he's a lovely man
23:37and a good hearted guy
23:38so I don't want to
23:40throw him under the bus
23:40I could have said
23:41Tom Selleck
23:42which would have been
23:42easy to do
23:44I saw that one
23:45that was amazing
23:46that was
23:46I know
23:47wonderfully awkward
23:47you know what happened
23:48it was very awkward
23:49because I had never been
23:50unkind or controversial
23:52but Columbine had just happened
23:54right
23:54it was 1999
23:55and he had an ad in the
23:57magazines that said
23:58I am the NRA
24:00yeah
24:00shooting teaches children
24:02good values
24:03and I was so torn up
24:05about Columbine
24:06that I just didn't give up
24:07and then
24:08like an innocent idiot
24:09I walked off stage
24:10and said to my staff
24:11do you think that'll
24:11get any press
24:14well it's
24:15it's hard to switch back
24:16to Magnum
24:17when that comes up
24:18exactly
24:19so you did
24:20over a thousand shows
24:21this is
24:21this is our ninth
24:23you're doing great
24:24you're doing great
24:26Sam
24:26if we were on
24:27if we were on
24:27in the States
24:28we would be up to
24:30I think Thursday
24:31of the second week
24:32exactly
24:33so you did over a thousand
24:34in many many years
24:35have you got any tips
24:36for longevity
24:37well I really think
24:38this is the
24:39secret of my success
24:42we had cakes
24:43and milk
24:44on every seat
24:45when the people came in
24:46so we got them sugared up
24:48okay
24:48you know what I'm saying
24:49cakes and milk
24:50little like Drake's cakes
24:51do you have those here
24:52like little cupcakes
24:53we put on each seat
24:55and then we gave away
24:56free crap
24:58people love
24:59a free t-shirt
24:59you would be surprised
25:01how many people
25:02will line up
25:03for a free t-shirt
25:04I don't know why
25:04you're clapping
25:05you're not getting one
25:07Sam
25:08that's my
25:09that's my advice
25:10though
25:10okay wonderful
25:11I appreciate that
25:11go for bribery
25:12just like parenting
25:13you know what I mean
25:14I've got a few
25:15other questions here
25:16one is by the way
25:17I think I've had a lot
25:18of feedback about the set
25:19this is a new set
25:20looks good
25:20looks good
25:21no feedback about the desk
25:23apparently last
25:23last year the desk
25:24was fine
25:25this one's fine
25:26I only ask this
25:27because desks were
25:28a big part of your
25:28tonight show
25:29about your talk show
25:30have a look at this
25:31can you explain
25:31all these different desks
25:33well there was a woman
25:34we had an audience member
25:35do the announce every day
25:37and said you know
25:38hi coming up next
25:39is Martin Short
25:40and so and so and so
25:41and I'm Anita
25:42from Staten Island
25:43and so I always
25:45she was great
25:46her name was Anya Lasagna
25:47I called her Anya Lasagna
25:49and I casually said to her
25:50what would you like
25:51a t-shirt
25:52a Rosie O'Donnell
25:54denim jacket
25:54she said I want your desk
25:56and I was like
25:57you want my desk
25:58and she said yes
25:59and I said give it to her
26:00and so we gave her the desk
26:02and then all these companies
26:03started writing in
26:04and saying could we
26:06give you a desk
26:06and like the pizza
26:08Domino's Pizza
26:09and brands
26:10and and then
26:12they did a horrible
26:12thing to me
26:13they do
26:13they got Habitrail
26:15the gerbil company
26:17to give me a desk
26:19with live gerbils
26:20in tubes
26:21live
26:22and one got out
26:24during the live show
26:25and I was so scared
26:27I ran into the audience
26:28and hid behind a kid
26:29and it was a
26:30Make-A-Wish Foundation
26:31kid
26:33which didn't bode well
26:35for me
26:36or my maternal instincts
26:37but it was scary
26:39I think you're just lucky
26:40that Richard Gere
26:41wasn't a guest
26:41on that show
26:42I wanted to ask
26:44which one was your
26:45favourite by the way
26:46which one was your
26:46favourite guest
26:47desk
26:47or I think that
26:49there was a
26:50Lego desk
26:51which was pretty amazing
26:52they made it really
26:54fantastically
26:55and it was
26:56a lot of work
26:57that they
26:57there you go
26:58there it is
26:59with the Lego desk
27:00right
27:00okay
27:01hey
27:01you did your show
27:03on your own
27:03yes
27:04you didn't have a guest
27:04announcer like
27:05like I do
27:06right
27:06she said
27:06what did you say
27:07to me during the break
27:08I said
27:08boy he's great
27:10yeah
27:13I said
27:13I said
27:16when I come back
27:21to Australia
27:21and I will
27:22because I'm having
27:23the greatest time
27:24I want to be
27:26Ray
27:26I want to be
27:27the person
27:28and I don't want you
27:28to announce me
27:29I want you to have
27:30your regular guest
27:30but you say
27:31and now
27:32our celebrity announcer
27:33Rosie O'Donnell
27:34and I want to do
27:35what he does
27:36done
27:36I can do that
27:37easily
27:41you can do
27:42whatever you want
27:42but this man
27:43is a very funny
27:44man
27:44we're very good
27:45friends
27:45and so
27:45you're a guest
27:46announcer
27:47so now
27:47by the way
27:48I don't want to
27:48waste you
27:49so it's time now
27:50for the guest
27:51announcer question
27:54wow
27:56Ray
27:58you ready
27:58Ray
27:59you ready
27:59yeah
27:59okay
28:01Rosie O'Donnell
28:02I'm Ray O'Leary
28:05what does the
28:06O stand for
28:07in your name
28:08because in my name
28:09it stands for
28:09overactive thyroid
28:13in my name
28:14it stands for
28:15Oreo
28:17as many as I
28:18can have a day
28:20yeah
28:21well done Ray
28:22nailed it again
28:22that was very good
28:24you know
28:25he was calm
28:26he hit every word
28:29Rosie I've got a million
28:30more questions
28:31but only so much time
28:32so I'm going to try
28:32something new
28:33okay
28:33now the internet
28:34is full of wild claims
28:35about you
28:35IMDB trivia
28:36and Reddit theories
28:37gossip
28:38but you're sitting
28:39right here
28:39so let's
28:39let's separate
28:40the fact
28:41from the fiction
28:42finally somebody's
28:43going to do this
28:44let's go
28:45oh that's a nice
28:47little bumper there
28:47it is a nice
28:48little bumper
28:48yes
28:51I liked it
28:52I liked it
28:53I liked it
28:54alright
28:54fact or fiction
28:55Rosie O'Donnell
28:56you saved the life
28:57of a 90 year old
28:58woman in Ireland
28:58from choking
28:59fact or fiction
29:00absolute fact
29:01I went to
29:03a restaurant
29:04thank you
29:05thank you
29:06I went to a restaurant
29:07and I'm looking
29:08at this woman
29:08who's about 90
29:09and I'm thinking
29:10gosh if my mom
29:11had lived
29:11that's what my mom
29:12would look like
29:13and she had two
29:13daughters around 60
29:15sitting with her
29:15and I make up stories
29:17about the people
29:17and all of a sudden
29:18I say to my friends
29:19she's choking
29:19she's choking
29:20and then the two
29:21daughters stand up
29:22and the woman's choking
29:23and she's turning red
29:24so I run over
29:25to the table
29:26and I grab my friend
29:27I'm like
29:28get behind her
29:29I stick my finger
29:30down her throat
29:31I try to clear
29:32you can't clear it
29:33we're doing the Heimlich
29:34and then I finally
29:35I grab my friend
29:36hands
29:36and I pushed it
29:37as hard as I can
29:38and out flew
29:39a huge piece of steak
29:40and I had a napkin
29:42and I caught it
29:46then
29:48I'm shaking
29:49right
29:50I go
29:50she's crying
29:51the daughters are crying
29:52we're exchanging numbers
29:53I go back to my table
29:55I can't finish my meal
29:56I'm crying
29:57the people at the next table
29:59are like
29:59oh Rosie
30:00it was lovely
30:01I'm like
30:01thank you
30:01thank you
30:02I look over
30:03she's finishing her steak
30:06not a care in the world
30:08you know
30:10alright
30:10what about this one
30:11fact or fiction
30:12you did not feature
30:13in the Flintstones sequel
30:14Viva Rock Vegas
30:15because there was a scene
30:16with Barney and Betty
30:18where they become swingers
30:20and do a couple swap
30:21with Fred and Wilma
30:23fact or fiction
30:24well a little bit of fact
30:25a little bit of fiction
30:27the fact is
30:28if that had been
30:28the storyline
30:29I would have done it
30:31but the truth is
30:33that John
30:33didn't want to do it
30:34John Goodman
30:35and Rick
30:35oh really
30:36they didn't want to do it
30:37and I didn't want to do it
30:38without them
30:38I thought it would be strange
30:39to have Betty
30:40and no one else
30:41so that was that
30:42and Jane Kerkowski
30:43was quite funny
30:44alright couple to finish
30:46fact or fiction
30:47you auditioned
30:48for the role
30:49of Elaine
30:50in Seinfeld
30:51fact or fiction
30:52fact
30:54however
30:55every comedian
30:57female
30:57in New York
30:59and in LA
31:00auditioned for that part
31:01and so when someone
31:02asked me in an interview
31:03I said oh it's true
31:04and then they write
31:05Rosie O'Donnell
31:06wanted to take
31:07Julia Louise
31:07Dreyfus' job
31:08I didn't
31:09I just like meant
31:10it was a cattle call
31:11like every funny comedian
31:12from New York
31:13come on in
31:14and I did
31:15but I never got a call back
31:16well at least
31:17you put yourself out there
31:18I put myself out there
31:19I did my best
31:20last one
31:21last one
31:22Rosie O'Donnell
31:23now this is interesting
31:24considering we all know
31:25how you feel
31:26about Donald Trump
31:27you attend
31:28you attended
31:29one of his weddings
31:30fact or fiction
31:32fact
31:33what
31:34let me tell you
31:35what happened
31:36this is before
31:37anything
31:37before we had
31:38our little feud
31:39in 2007
31:40my friend
31:42Jason Opsall
31:43was my
31:43Kinnicky
31:44in Grease on Broadway
31:45right before
31:46he was my Kinnicky
31:47he was Marla Maples
31:49leading man
31:49in Will Rogers
31:50Follies
31:51he got an invitation
31:52plus one
31:53he invited me
31:54and I thought
31:54what a kick
31:55I'll just go
31:56and do this
31:57and well
31:57I went there
31:58with him
31:59and then as he was
32:00walking down the aisle
32:01at Trump Plaza
32:02and he had stood her up
32:03three times
32:04just so you know
32:05this was the fourth
32:05wedding attempt
32:06so we didn't know
32:07if he was gonna get
32:08well right
32:09he's stealing your moves
32:12as he was walking
32:13down the aisle
32:13he shook hands
32:15with every famous person
32:16that he saw
32:17not me
32:18because I didn't know
32:19the guy at all
32:19but he shook hands
32:20with everyone
32:21who was there
32:22including
32:23Jeffrey Epstein
32:26good guy
32:27their buddy
32:29good guy
32:30oh wait
32:31oh that one
32:32no no no
32:33no no
32:33okay good good
32:34different one
32:35different guy
32:36but they look
32:37very similar
32:39just a quick one
32:40did you get him a gift
32:41I did not
32:43we only stayed
32:44for the hors d'oeuvre
32:45we thought it was funny
32:47and then we left
32:48and then when he was
32:49going off on me
32:49in 27 saying
32:50she's ugly
32:51she's gay
32:51she's fat
32:52she's this
32:53she's disgusting
32:54and then I just
32:55put a little tweet
32:56up there
32:57I was at your wedding
33:00Rosie
33:02it's been an absolute honor
33:03thank you so much
33:04come back next time
33:05thank you for having me
33:06I really appreciate it
33:07please thank the incredible
33:08Rosie Ardeno
33:35you're watching
33:36Sampang tonight
33:37with special gifts announcer
33:39me
33:39Ray Overactive Thyroid Leary
33:47nailed it Ray
33:49this week
33:50I was offered
33:50the opportunity
33:51to sit down
33:52and have a chat
33:52with Joel Kim Booster
33:54now if you don't know
33:54who he is
33:55he's one of the stars
33:56of Loot
33:56airing October 15
33:58on Apple TV Plus
34:00Nicholas
34:02oh god
34:04your Falcon Palazzo
34:06Romper is ruined
34:08and also
34:09our plane crashed
34:12help
34:14it's a really
34:15really funny show
34:17warning though
34:18there was a lot
34:18less lutes in it
34:19than I was actually
34:19expecting
34:20a very underrated
34:22string instrument
34:23the lute
34:24either way
34:25I was still excited
34:26to sit down
34:27with him
34:28and look
34:28I'm just letting you know
34:29that the interview
34:30took place very early
34:31in the morning
34:31but I don't think
34:32you'll be able to tell
34:33we think it was
34:34pretty seamless
34:37god you're handsome
34:38oh thank you
34:39you're comfy
34:40it's 4am
34:41here
34:42in Australia
34:43Joel
34:45wow
34:46I'm now
34:47going to give you
34:47the best interview
34:48of your life
34:48because I feel bad
34:49that you even have
34:50to talk to me
34:51right now
34:51thank you so much
34:52it's a big thrill
34:53thank you
34:54firstly
34:54can I just say
34:55Joel Kim Booster
34:56that is a cool name
34:57yeah
34:58it's so funny
34:59because I almost
35:00dropped the booster
35:00when I graduated college
35:02and can you
35:02can you imagine
35:03what my career
35:04it would be in shambles
35:05right now
35:06if I didn't have
35:07the booster
35:07yeah well
35:08it's the three name theory
35:09it's just
35:10yeah no
35:10it's something about
35:11the three names
35:12Sarah Jessica Parker
35:13you know
35:13like there's just
35:14a nice ring to it
35:15Daniel Day-Lewis
35:16John Wayne Gacy
35:17you know
35:17all the big ones
35:18all the big ones
35:19Joel
35:19so
35:20you're promoting
35:21lute on Apple TV
35:22all over the world
35:23you are a handsome
35:25gay Asian
35:26who was adopted
35:26uh-huh
35:27wow
35:28that's a lot of things
35:28yes it is
35:29and you play Nicholas
35:30who is a handsome
35:31gay Asian
35:32who was adopted
35:33how would you describe
35:34your range as an actor
35:35Joel
35:38um yeah
35:39no listen
35:40I think that
35:41on paper
35:42there's a lot of
35:42demographic
35:44checkboxes
35:44that Nicholas
35:45and I align on
35:46certainly
35:46but I don't think
35:47beyond that
35:48there's really
35:48that much
35:49uh similarity
35:50between the two of us
35:52I think
35:52uh A of all
35:53Nicholas has a lot
35:54of a lot more
35:55confidence
35:56than I think
35:56I do as a person
35:57in real life
35:59uh there's not
36:00an ounce of
36:00imposter syndrome
36:01in Nicholas's body
36:02and I envy that
36:03a lot
36:03and I don't say
36:05um
36:05I don't think
36:06many of the things
36:07that Nicholas says
36:08let alone say
36:09and so
36:10um
36:11you know
36:11I think
36:12I'm
36:12I think people
36:13generally
36:14like
36:14assume I'm
36:15exactly like Nicholas
36:16and assume
36:17I'm gonna be
36:18like just
36:18worst friend
36:19like when I meet them
36:20and that is
36:20unfortunately
36:21not me
36:21I'm kind of boring
36:22I find that very
36:23very hard to believe
36:24but um
36:25now there's some
36:26incredible cameos
36:27in the show
36:28Kesha my favourite
36:29by the way
36:29praying
36:30an anthem for me
36:31got David Chang
36:32uh Tony Hawk
36:33what about
36:34in this season
36:34you've got Henry Winkler
36:35the Fonz
36:36oh yeah
36:37is there a guest
36:38or a cameo
36:39that you've had
36:40that you've been
36:40starstruck with
36:42it's tough
36:43because I
36:43I mean
36:44like every day
36:45it's like hard
36:45not to be a little
36:46starstruck by Maya
36:46but Henry's
36:47probably the biggest
36:48um
36:49like legend
36:50icon that I have
36:51worked with
36:52that closely
36:53and he's the nicest guy
36:55he like
36:55was not siloed off
36:56from the rest of the cast
36:57like he was just
36:58down to sit there
37:00and tell us
37:00every interesting story
37:02that he has
37:02from 50 to 60 years
37:04working in this industry
37:05and you know
37:06at one point
37:07he got up
37:07during our lunch break
37:08and called
37:08a very famous singer
37:10uh that he did not know
37:11just to tell them
37:12that he liked their work
37:13and he appreciated
37:15their work
37:16and it was just
37:16that kind of thing
37:17is so
37:18what we have all
37:19discovered
37:20is just so
37:20Henry Winkler
37:21like he is so effusive
37:22and um
37:23it does not hold back
37:24on the compliments
37:25so he's such a nice guy
37:26has that ever happened
37:27to you
37:27has someone reached out
37:29and contacted you
37:29that you've admired
37:30and respect
37:30and said
37:31I just wanted to say
37:31I really love
37:32what you're doing
37:33you know
37:33I met um
37:34Amy Sherman Palladino
37:36and Dan Palladino
37:37the creators of
37:37Gilmore Girls
37:38at the Emmys
37:39a couple years ago
37:40and they had no idea
37:41who I was
37:42but they did email me
37:44a couple weeks later
37:45and tell me
37:45that they had watched
37:46Fire Island
37:47and they really enjoyed it
37:48and that was really nice
37:49of them
37:49and especially for me
37:50because I have seen
37:52Gilmore Girls
37:53the entire series
37:54all the way through
37:55a dozen times
37:56maybe more
37:56yeah
37:57um
37:57and they're hugely
37:59inspirational
37:59and uh
38:00piece of media
38:01for me growing up
38:02as uh
38:03you know
38:03I have a lot
38:04to relate to
38:05with those girls
38:06so you watched
38:07the Gilmore Girls
38:07and I watched
38:08the Golden Girls
38:09so that's the
38:09that's the difference
38:10between you and I
38:12I don't know
38:12if you've seen
38:12Golden Girls recently
38:13but that has aged
38:15very well
38:15oh yeah
38:16no
38:16I still
38:17when I
38:17if I'm in a hotel baby
38:19TV land is on
38:20and I'm watching
38:21the Golden Girls
38:21on syndication
38:23the marathon
38:25I'm telling
38:26Blanche
38:26Blanche was hot
38:27I'm just
38:27I just got that out there
38:29um
38:29you're a wonderful stand-up
38:30I saw you in Melbourne
38:31a couple years ago
38:32I thought you were wonderful
38:33and just so funny
38:34I get often confused
38:36for other Asian comedians
38:38uh
38:38Ronnie Chang
38:39uh
38:40Aaron Chan
38:40um
38:41you know
38:42Penny Wong
38:42Kim Jong Un
38:43the one that you
38:45get mistaken for
38:46I mean famously
38:47Bo and Yang
38:49all the time
38:50um
38:50and you're friends
38:52we've been
38:53we've been friends
38:53for over 10 years
38:54he's like a megastar
38:56now
38:56and it's still
38:57not enough
38:58people still come up
38:59to me and say
39:00that they love me
39:00in SNL
39:01they ask me all the time
39:02if I ever get
39:03that I look like
39:04the guy from SNL
39:05um
39:06you know
39:07and even the press
39:08I mean
39:08the Hollywood Reporter
39:10uh
39:10sort of
39:11infamously
39:12used my photo
39:13for the announcement
39:14of Boeing
39:14getting cast
39:15in SNL
39:16so
39:16it just
39:17it happens
39:17from the top down
39:18and it is crazy
39:19Joel I have to confess
39:21I am a little bit
39:21starstruck
39:22talking to one of the stars
39:23of the global hit
39:25uh
39:26K-pop Demon Hunters
39:27how amazing
39:28how amazing has it been
39:29for you to be a part
39:30of that
39:30and also
39:31were you a little bit
39:31devastated
39:32when you didn't land
39:33one of the singing roles
39:34um
39:35I mean
39:35well they did have us
39:37sing for the audition
39:37so I was a little bit
39:38like what gives
39:39why didn't
39:40was I not good enough
39:41but no
39:41it's been incredible
39:42it's like
39:42it's such a huge honour
39:43to even be like
39:45a small little part
39:46and fabric
39:47of that movie
39:48I mean
39:48I don't think anybody
39:49thought that it was
39:50going to become
39:51the global phenomenon
39:53that it is
39:53and so I'm
39:54I'm so glad it did
39:55um
39:56and I'd like to point out
39:57for posterity's sake
39:58that my character
39:59does not die on screen
40:00so
40:01there's a sequel
40:04you're in it
40:05well
40:05the Saja boys
40:06need a new lead singer
40:07I did
40:08you know
40:08exactly
40:09and why not Roman
40:10why not Roman
40:11Joel Kimberster
40:12I'll finish with this
40:13thank you so much
40:14for your time
40:14I really appreciate it
40:15it's a bit of a delicate topic
40:17with the current
40:19global conflict
40:20but I really need to get
40:21your opinion on it
40:24Keith Urban
40:25or Nicole Kidman
40:26where do you stand
40:27I mean Nicole Kidman
40:29all day
40:30Nicole Kidman
40:31all day
40:32what a question
40:33you're pissing me off
40:34now
40:34get this guy off his phone
40:36look at these questions
40:36he's asking me
40:37I'm kidding
40:39that's how I'm used to
40:41conversations finishing
40:42anyway Joel
40:42so that's perfect
40:45mate thank you so much
40:46for your time
40:46I really appreciate it
40:48and yeah
40:49congratulations on everything
40:50thank you very much
40:51thank you for taking time
40:58that was a great chat Sam
41:01sorry say that again
41:02that was a great chat Sam
41:03that's very nice of you to say
41:04why are you eating cereal
41:08it's 4am somewhere
41:11back with more in a moment
41:13with a brand new segment
41:38now as you'll notice in my opening monologue
41:41it's impossible to cover all the news of the week
41:44but the only problem is
41:45reading out the news is quite boring
41:47so I made an executive decision
41:49that it would be more entertaining
41:51to hear the stories in song
41:53which inspired this new segment
41:59please welcome entertainer Oliver Clark
42:01live from the news lounge
42:11wow I gotta tell you
42:12it is so good to be here
42:14doing the lounge news
42:15it incorporates two things
42:16that I just simply adore
42:18singing
42:19and journalism
42:20and what an opportunity
42:21to mix them together
42:22first news story
42:24straight up top
42:25hit it
42:32aussie wins world porridge
42:34making contest
42:37her jaffel porridge
42:39was voted
42:40simply the best
42:42her recipe was
42:45rum banana
42:49it was a family secret recipe
42:52passed down from her nana
43:02wow
43:03what a great story up top
43:06now let's head over to tinsel town
43:07for the latest from hollywood
43:10hit it
43:14there he was
43:16just acting like a creep
43:18oh no did he
43:21oh what did did he do
43:23sex trafficking
43:25and a whole lot of lube
43:27oh no did he
43:29oh what did did he do
43:31he seemed cool
43:32he seemed fine
43:34now he's doing four years
43:37four years of hard time
43:39oh no did he
43:42oh what did did he
43:43do
43:46scuba to be
43:47scuba to be back
43:48scuba to be back
43:49boo
43:49boo-dee-doo-dee
43:50doo-dee-doo-doo
43:53thank you
43:53okay now for a bit of travel news
43:57a bit of a travel warning
43:58ladies and gentlemen
43:59anyway
44:00take this for a walk
44:02Tony
44:02take that bass for a walk
44:03baby
44:03come on
44:14mount everest snowstorm
44:18hundreds of hikers
44:21trying to keep warm
44:27500 rescued
44:30and one
44:31dead
44:38thank you
44:41thank you so much
44:44all right this lady's been in the news
44:46she keeps going away
44:47she comes back
44:47lover or hater
44:48she's back again
44:50hit it
44:58well she's the one you never taught
45:00she's the kind you wouldn't want to make your dinner
45:06and now she knows her place
45:08been locked up by the state
45:10they did pin her
45:14mushroom lady
45:16whoa whoa whoa
45:18mushroom lady
45:19we're talking about
45:22that mushroom lady
45:24you wouldn't eat her fungi
45:34thank you so much
45:37amazing
45:37amazing
45:39oliver clark there
45:40oliver clark there
45:41with the news lounge
45:42the wheel of segments is up next
45:44stick around
46:09welcome back
46:10it's been a big big show
46:11but just before we finish
46:13it's time now for the
46:15wheel of segments
46:18there we go
46:23now um
46:24for anyone who uh
46:26anyone new to the show
46:28we'll uh
46:29i spin the wheel
46:30and whatever it lands on
46:31that is the segment we do
46:33the wheel is full of fun
46:35new segments this year
46:35spot anything you like ray
46:36um i like
46:37i like the idea of um
46:39the name that's here
46:39rickshaw karaoke
46:41i don't know if rickshaw is a good singer or not
46:44but i hope mr shore
46:46is
46:47knows what he's doing
46:48thank you
46:49i probably should have just spun the wheel
46:50that's fine
46:51here we go
46:51i'm gonna spin it now
46:53and uh
46:54look at it go
46:55who knows
46:55by the way
46:56my favourite one
46:57slur or not a slur
46:59is
47:00is uh
47:00oh it's still going
47:02it's still going
47:03i tell you
47:03i give it as
47:04oh
47:05i know
47:05who knows where it'll land
47:07oh
47:07oh
47:08the emin's funniest home videos
47:09that might be a
47:10that'd be a tough one
47:11i mean if we've got time to kill
47:13i'm doing a show in melbourne
47:14on the 18th
47:15so i'll be
47:16come along
47:17hold on ray
47:18it's gonna like
47:18it's gonna
47:19it's landed on
47:21pangtaska
47:27where was that
47:28where was that show again
47:29ray
47:29um
47:29on uh
47:30humdinger studios
47:31in melbourne
47:32there you go
47:32okay
47:33and like i say
47:33all tickets still available
47:37now this is very exciting
47:38it's a brand new segment
47:39now we're currently being sued
47:41over the name pangtaska
47:42but let's not
47:43let that ruin the moment
47:44and now
47:45we all have pesky tasks
47:47we're avoiding
47:48returning emails
47:49phone calls
47:50seeing your family
47:53we've already received
47:54some viewer submissions
47:55and that's where i come in
47:57to lend a helping hand
48:02what's your problem vicky
48:04look my problem is
48:05my bathroom cupboard sam
48:06and i really need your help
48:07to come and fix them
48:08all right
48:09here to help
48:09oh sorry i should have said
48:10thank god you're here
48:12yeah that's a different show
48:14what do you reckon
48:16wow
48:18how long you been single
48:20i know what this is
48:21yes
48:22what do you reckon
48:22should i keep it in there
48:23or not
48:24you should absolutely keep it
48:25and you use it more frequently
48:28what about these
48:30they're expired
48:33oh yeah
48:34okay
48:35here go
48:36yeah one two
48:36okay all right
48:37to help us get through this
48:38my initial instinct is
48:40you should just move out
48:41what's this
48:42lemon myrtle
48:44it's from on the myrtle
48:45isn't it
48:46yeah i know
48:46that needs more lemon
48:46look
48:48i've got an idea though
48:49okay okay
48:49open that
48:50so you just put all this
48:51stuff in there
48:55that in there
48:57like that goes in there
48:58okay
48:59have a look at that
49:00oh look at that
49:01talk about decluttering
49:02yes
49:03okay i think my work here
49:04is done
49:04another
49:05pain task of success
49:07actually it's the first one
49:08but you know i mean
49:08we're getting the hang of it
49:09we are
49:09vicky
49:10doing well
49:10do you have something to say to me
49:12not right now
49:13i'll send you an email
49:20wow
49:23that was pain tasker
49:24and that's our show
49:26a big thank you to our
49:27incredible guests
49:28rosie o'donnell
49:28joel kim booster
49:29oliver clark
49:30vicky henna
49:31and my special guest
49:32announcer ray o'leary
49:35next week comedy superstar
49:37sam campbell
49:38and more
49:38goodnight australia
49:44sweet moments
49:50it looked like
49:53an elephant condom
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