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00:00Camera now recording.
00:17Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:21Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:37And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:46you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56I looked over and I was like, how am I going to do this?
01:00How am I going to get him inside?
01:02Come join.
01:07Are you okay?
01:09The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:20God damn it!
01:22God damn it!
01:25God damn it!
01:31I got it.
01:38I got it.
01:49I have a steal.
01:50I have a steal.
02:03A boy walks his dog before going to bed.
02:26A boy walks his way.
03:06It was very exciting.
03:07I was pregnant with my second son.
03:10I was, I think, five days past due already.
03:13So I was ready to get him out.
03:14I was walking up and down the stairs.
03:17I was just trying to do everything I could to get labor going.
03:21Uh, and it ended up working.
03:26As Erica's mom and I were trying to get Erica to the car, uh, her water broke.
03:33Oh, oh, my water broke.
03:35Oh.
03:35With my first son, I was in labor for 16 hours.
03:39So that's what I was kind of expecting.
03:44I thought we had more time.
03:45I took about three steps.
03:47And while I was walking, I had a contraction and delivered his head.
03:54Oh, he's coming.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:57So I said, he's coming.
03:59I'm pushing.
04:00And then your sweet mom said, oh, honey, don't do that.
04:06I called 911.
04:07I was like, the moment is here.
04:10We need the ambulance here right now.
04:12Oh, he's right here.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:18Oh, he's right here.
04:21He's right here.
04:22You would think I would feel so much panic.
04:26All I felt in that moment was primal need to do what's best for my baby.
04:32And in that moment, I knew it's deliver him right here, right now.
04:35The baby's literally coming out right now.
04:37My mom's a pediatric nurse.
04:39And she had the foresight to run into the house and get towels.
04:44But that meant it was just me and Aiden.
04:48There's no one else here who is going to catch this baby.
04:53I have to do this right now.
04:56She had another contraction.
04:57And then he just shot out.
04:59The baby's coming out.
05:01The baby's coming out.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:02She's out.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:04She's out.
05:04I was screaming my lungs off.
05:09I was screaming bloody murder.
05:11Not a single neighbor said they saw anything, heard anything.
05:17My dad thinks that we're heading to the hospital.
05:20He was staying here at home to take care of our toddler.
05:24So he went back to bed and didn't even realize all of this happened.
05:29So he was pretty shocked.
05:32Is he all right?
05:33Paramedics probably took about 10 minutes to get there.
05:37The initial time I called them.
05:39The big fire truck shows up.
05:40The ambulance shows up.
05:42No.
05:43No?
05:44Great.
05:44No issues.
05:45No.
05:45They let me cut our son's cord.
05:49The paramedics got me on a stretcher and they were getting me into the ambulance.
05:54And that's when I finally got handed my son and got to hold him for the first time.
05:59And he was beautiful.
06:01He was a miracle.
06:07The paramedics just guessed what time he was born.
06:10So we didn't have an official time of birth.
06:13And when we were at the hospital, we realized, wait a second.
06:16We have the security camera footage.
06:18We can tell you exactly his time of birth.
06:222.26 a.m.
06:24And look, here he is.
06:28He's here.
06:29He's six months old.
06:31After his very eventful labor, we threw out everything on the list and came up with a brand new name.
06:39So this is...
06:40Milagro, which means miracle in Spanish.
06:44And Milagro's middle name is Air, since he was born in the fresh air.
06:50I think every single birthday, starting with the first, he will watch the video of his childbirth to know what
07:00pain his mother went through to bring him here.
07:05A little boy is playing hide and seek.
07:15A little boy is playing.
07:40Are you really in the door, buddy?
07:43No.
07:45That's a black ball.
07:52You're serious.
07:55A man tries to remove a frog from his doorbell.
08:00You scared me.
08:02You were right.
08:03You're right.
08:04I think he just pissed all over me, too.
08:05He did?
08:06No.
08:07He jumped right on me.
08:09Oh!
08:13Something is hiding in this living room.
08:40No, Amber!
08:42No!
08:43You're eating that man!
08:46This family is looking for a bat that has come inside.
09:03A couple returns home from a wedding.
09:08There was a lot of drinking involved.
09:11I was like, you go ahead and have your fun.
09:13I'm gonna drive.
09:20When I tried getting out of the car, I had my seatbelt on.
09:24So that's the reason why I fell on my face.
09:27I was thinking, okay, maybe he's gonna wake up.
09:29And maybe he's gonna be able to just, you know, get up and walk inside.
09:33But that definitely wasn't the case.
09:38I looked over at JoJo and I was like, how am I gonna do this?
09:42How am I gonna get him inside?
09:55My mom lives across the street from us.
09:58And so she was on her way out and she's like, are you sure you don't need any help?
10:02I said, no, I'm good.
10:06I just called up.
10:11Babe, come on!
10:12Oh my God!
10:20I was hoping that he would just grab onto me.
10:25And he didn't have that strong of a grip.
10:28So I just let him fall in.
10:34I had thought about leaving him, but I was like, okay, let's try this again.
10:44He claims I pushed him, which I not.
10:48Or let go or something.
10:49I don't know, they can't remember.
10:51I do not remember anything after falling out of the car.
10:59Babe, come here.
11:02Babe, you're gonna take me down the f***ing driveway.
11:05Come here.
11:08So after we got in the house, I finally got him to the couch.
11:12And he passed out there.
11:15And I said, job done.
11:17I got him in the house.
11:20The next day, he said, I felt like I got beat up.
11:23He said, what did you do to me?
11:26And I said, I didn't do anything to you.
11:29I said, you did it to yourself.
11:32Well, my initial thought was, oh, we have ring cameras outside.
11:35Let me see if it caught it on video.
11:38And he, he was like, oh my God.
11:42You better not piss me down the f***ing driveway.
11:46We actually have two weddings coming up.
11:48They're both at wineries.
11:49We're definitely gonna have to set some ground rules and some limits.
12:02Are you okay?
12:05Are you okay?
12:09I thought that door was open.
12:12Oh, gosh.
12:14I just, I just dirtied your door.
12:19This man's sister is playing a prank on him.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:30Please get out of that thing right now.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:35Are you kidding me?
12:37That was so good.
12:39God of the f***ing.
12:45You're gonna slip and fall.
12:47You're gonna slip and fall out of that.
12:49You're very, very good.
12:59I'm so glad I have cameras.
13:00It's just got to
13:00a belly grass.
13:02How funny, fat man, fall off.
13:05I'm so glad I have cameras.
13:08These kids' parents said they could stay up late so long as they're in bed by midnight.
13:13What time is it?
13:1611.59.
13:18Oh, f***.
13:33Get out of there.
13:39Get out of there.
13:47Go.
13:57You are being recorded.
13:59A peaceful evening on the porch is about to be interrupted.
14:03Oh, my God.
14:14Oh, hard to go.
14:16Sally, come on.
14:19Sally, other way.
14:35Oh, my God.
14:36Oh, f***.
14:39What?
14:40What's that?
14:41What was that?
14:42A rat.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:46How are we going to get you off?
14:47Oh.
14:52This man regularly talks in his sleep.
14:55If you were wondering that your buds are on my nightstand over here.
14:58I'm so excited.
14:59And you just can't hide it.
15:01Are you about to lose control?
15:03Because I think I like it.
15:07Clever, Billy.
15:08Clever.
15:08His sleep talking typically happens anywhere from like 2 to 5 in the morning.
15:15I find them to be very funny when I'm not worried about how little sleep I'm getting.
15:21This has been going on for at least 20 years that I know of.
15:24I'd say probably 95% of the time they're just either funny or just straight up nonsense.
15:30I didn't make up those words.
15:33Those are from a song.
15:35Really?
15:35You want me to sing it to you?
15:37No.
15:38Billy sings all the time when he's awake.
15:40If somebody says something, sometimes it'll just trigger that old song from the 80s and
15:46I'll just start singing it.
15:47It's not good singing and I feel sorry for anyone that has to listen to it, but I do call
15:53it song.
15:53He did because I was not going to do that.
15:56Okay, then sing it to me.
15:57Definitely still not going to do that.
15:59When I'm involved in the sleep shenanigans, as I call them, I love just doing the opposite
16:05of whatever he's either asking me to do or talking about.
16:11So I was egging him on, but Billy is the most stubborn person on the face of the earth.
16:18Billy, you'd do anything for me.
16:20Yeah, I know.
16:21I would marry a turtle for you when I got to sing.
16:26He often tells me he would marry a turtle for me or a squirrel.
16:31It's bizarre.
16:32It was probably just the first thing that came into my brain at that time.
16:35I could have said anything.
16:36A turtle just happened to be the lucky animal that day.
16:40Please, Billy.
16:42This is how sin entered the world, from the devil tempting Eve to eat the fruit.
16:48In this scenario, the song is the fruit.
16:52You are the devil.
16:54He still manages to shock me.
16:56Never would have thought he'd come out and call me the devil.
16:59In my defense, I was sleeping.
17:02Do you really think I'm the devil?
17:03Of course not.
17:05Only when you're trying to tempt me to eat from a tree of knowledge of good and evil.
17:11You never would do that.
17:12Oh, I tempt him all the time, yes.
17:14I try very hard to get him to say incriminating things.
17:21Or I try very hard to get him to agree to, say, buy me new shoes.
17:27She just tries to extort me for more stuff to make it up to her.
17:31What's last track?
17:32What are we talking about now?
17:33You were going to see me now.
17:36I often wish he will just shut up so I can get some sleep.
17:52That's the spider that was on me.
17:54That's the spider.
17:55Oh, you nipped him.
17:56Oh, you're on my back.
17:57I'm blind.
17:59Open the...
18:20A boy is about to get a nighttime surprise.
18:35A teen intends to play a prank on his friend.
18:38There's a camera.
18:51What the hell was that?
19:08This boy is going to water his plants.
19:35I bet you that was caught on video.
20:04This woman thinks she's out of friends'
20:07apartment door.
20:15What's going on?
20:17I'm so sorry, wrong house.
20:20That's the wrong address.
20:22Sorry.
20:24No, no, it's okay.
20:25You can keep dancing.
20:25It's fine.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28I'm so sorry.
20:30I'm so sorry.
20:31I'm so sorry.
20:33Y'all good.
20:34Y'all good.
20:35Y'all good.
20:36Two women returning home on Halloween have a message for their neighbor.
20:40We had a great night.
20:44Say hi.
20:46F*** you.
20:48It's going to be a funny one in the morning.
20:51Make sure you tell Alexa to turn the f***.
21:06Excuse me.
21:09Yes, it's me.
21:10I'm here.
21:14Sorry.
21:29You're going to drop it right now, you little punk.
21:33You're going to drop it right now.
21:34You're going to drop it right now.
21:35You're going to drop it right now.
21:35You're going to drop it right now.
21:35You're going to drop it right now.
21:35You're going to drop it right now.
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