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00:00Oh, it's nice with the nappy off.
00:02You're sweet.
00:03Yeah.
00:04Yeah.
00:06Oh, she's got me.
00:07Oh, she's sweet.
00:08Oh, no.
00:09I'm covered, am I?
00:16Have you ever done how like that?
00:18Well, I actually knew what they had.
00:22Oh, Barcelona.
00:25No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:28A what?
00:28What fetish?
00:30I had no idea that was a thing.
00:32Remove my britches.
00:33Expose your loins.
00:34I like that.
00:38Oh, Ronnie.
00:39This is weird.
00:40Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:42This is why I don't eat.
00:43That is Dyson with the devil.
00:45Oh, no.
00:46He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:48Clearly.
00:48A Bentley Continental.
00:50I think I'd rather call it a day now, say, wouldn't you?
00:53Who's been arrested now and for what?
00:57In the week NASA's Artemis 2 rocket set off to the dark side of the moon, we enjoyed lots
01:04of great telly.
01:06The big man was loading it up on BBC One.
01:09Lord Sugar is on the hunt for the next big thing.
01:12He hasn't felt the need to change his name to Lord Sweetener, Nutty.
01:17Why on earth would he?
01:18Oh, that's so unfunny.
01:20Do you remember when I had a good sense of humour?
01:22Is that the standard of joke that I might track?
01:25That's like one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.
01:28As soon as I've stopped coming to London, I think my jokes have gone downhill, Nutty.
01:32I'd say, have you watched anything by Lord Sweetener recently?
01:36Brides were getting more than they bargained for on maths.
01:39He would rather starve himself, which turned into the opposite problem as he got older.
01:45And he turned into a gluttonous pig.
01:48I loved your wedding speeches for the fact of, it was so, it was me, you and Brian.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Now, Brian was panicking because he thought he was going to say, hello, my name's Brain.
02:02Yeah, well, he's dyslexic.
02:04You hadn't written anything and I was that nervous that I just read off my phone at 2x speed.
02:10Yeah, it's like having an auctioneer there.
02:12Hello, welcome to the wedding.
02:13Thank you, everybody, for coming.
02:14I've known Pete for 30 years.
02:15He's fantastic.
02:16Thank you very much.
02:17The buffet is now open.
02:20And they were making Keep Fit sound easy on the BBC.
02:24Strength training puts stress on our muscle fibres and can cause microscopic damage to them.
02:30I see.
02:31It's not good for you, some of it, is it?
02:33It is.
02:34That's not.
02:35They grow back stronger.
02:37Do they?
02:38Yeah, it's like what they call, I think it's called myrofibrilisation, where they grow back.
02:42Have you chewed on a book or something?
02:54What can we do about these ants, Mary?
02:58Oh, one's just bit me.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:02What's happening?
03:03I've just been bitten by an ant, Mary.
03:05You have not.
03:06Yeah, there's two of them, ant and deck.
03:09Giles and his wife, Mary.
03:12Oh, Mary.
03:12Are you not serious?
03:14They don't bite, do they?
03:15Look, they were literally...
03:17Oh, they weren't in that jar.
03:18They were in the jar, Mary.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:21Look at the thing.
03:22Look at the lid.
03:22Oh, no, that's horrible.
03:24Look at that how many...
03:24But who left the lid off?
03:25Look at Ant and Deck and all their family.
03:27Let go of the jar.
03:28Oh, my God, they're all over my hand.
03:31And they've gone into the jar, you imbecilic person.
03:34It wasn't me who left the jar loose.
03:37On Thursday night, beginners in business were at it again on BBC One.
03:42You see, the thing is, with Lord Sugar, you know, he goes, you're fired.
03:46What he doesn't actually realise is that the legislation now, with regards to employment law, has changed considerably.
03:51And if he's not careful, that he will end up in a tribunal.
03:55Yeah, and you don't want that on your hands.
03:57Not at his age.
03:59You're fired.
04:02Do you know what?
04:03I can't take my eyes off Alan Sugar's earlobes.
04:07Big old earlobes, them, aren't they?
04:08Whose earlobes are bigger mine or Alan Sugar's?
04:11Alan's.
04:12Good morning.
04:12In the programme, Lord Sugar was remoting in with another creative challenge for the teams.
04:18Now, the UK spends an astonishing £9 billion a year on products for their pets.
04:25£9 billion on that guy?
04:27I can believe that.
04:28Really?
04:29Alan Sugar doesn't really know much about animals.
04:31That's just one trip to the vet.
04:34So you're going to come up with a new pet lifestyle brand.
04:39Design an innovative pet product.
04:42This is a bit of me.
04:44I would excel at this task.
04:45The biggest purchase I've made recently, self-cleaning litter trays.
04:50Ooh, that's the kind of shit they need to be coming up with.
04:53Planning to pounce on a winning idea.
04:56Now, imagine if you had the power to leave your dog voice snorts.
04:59Voice snorts?
05:00I speak to my dogs all the time, don't you?
05:01So do I.
05:02In my head, okay, there's a dog bed, right?
05:06And dog owners communicate and leave little voice messages for their dogs.
05:09I don't think Perkins would like that very much.
05:11No.
05:11I would confuse them and think we're there.
05:13Thinks we're there.
05:14Surely that would freak the dog out, though.
05:16Yeah, dog's having him out next to him.
05:18Whoa!
05:19Where's that come from?
05:20The logo needs to be minimalistic and chic.
05:23Like, I thought of Maison Lachien, which means house of dog.
05:25That sounds kind of sick, innit?
05:27Yeah, that sounds sick, Maison Lachien.
05:29Chic canines or chic Lachien?
05:33Chic Lachien.
05:34I know chic is...
05:35Posh.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Posh dogs.
05:36In French, wouldn't it be the other way around?
05:38Lachien chic.
05:39Yeah, that just sounds way better.
05:41Lachien chic.
05:42Chic is very much like Paris chic.
05:46It's very, like, elegant.
05:48Did she say chic is really...
05:49It's like Paris, it's like chic, so chic is chic.
05:52Just to confirm, the brand name is going to be Chic Lachien.
05:58That's not how you spell it.
05:59That's not how you spell it.
06:01Yeah, that's not right.
06:02It should be C-H-I-C.
06:03T, yeah.
06:04I think if we can have the chic bigger than the Lachien.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Yeah, we want the misspelt chic.
06:09Even bigger, please.
06:11Like that.
06:12Perfect.
06:13Chic-wa.
06:14Chic-wa Lachien.
06:15I mean, seriously?
06:17And they're all going with it?
06:18It's a shame, because it looks quite good as well.
06:20It does look quite nice, but it means fuck all.
06:22Can I just double-check the spelling of chic Lachien?
06:24Good question.
06:26C-H-I-Q-U-E.
06:30That's not the spelling of chic.
06:32Oh, you gee!
06:34I love her.
06:35Well done, Christmas cheese.
06:36What on air, you know?
06:37Yeah, she is.
06:38How would you usually spell it?
06:40So it would be C-H-I-C.
06:41C-H-I-C.
06:43Oh, like chic.
06:44Yeah, like chic.
06:45Oh, so you spell chic like chic.
06:48Right, yeah, OK, yeah, I see what you're saying now.
06:52So if we write a rough script for this, keep it short and sweet...
06:54Oh, so they're coming up with the messages that you're going to hear in the bed, right?
06:58Yeah.
06:58Weird.
06:59Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:00I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
07:02Love you so much.
07:03See you soon.
07:04Bye.
07:05He would say that to the dog.
07:06Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:08Have you ever said to Pickle, hey, baby, I miss you?
07:10No.
07:10I would leave in a high-pitched woman's voice, Nutty.
07:14I'd leave a message.
07:15Chicken.
07:16Oh.
07:17So this is going to be audio activated.
07:19Any loud bang, an ambulance, a knock on the door.
07:22Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:24I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
07:25That clap just triggered it.
07:27That's clever.
07:28Love you so much.
07:29See you soon.
07:30Bye.
07:31That dog's going to get fed up with that, right?
07:34That noise is going to get on my...
07:35She's going to get sick of the sound of her own voice, you know?
07:38We initially started with a round bed.
07:39Yeah.
07:39Then I was like, no, let's do it.
07:40Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:41I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
07:42Oh, no.
07:43It's too sensitive.
07:45It's going off at everything.
07:47Obviously, it does go off with quite sensitive sounds.
07:50Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:51Oh, wow.
07:53Oh, no.
07:55Don't fucking drive anyone back.
07:59The dog will be back.
08:00Oh, no, no.
08:01Let me out.
08:02Guys, you know, today's a big, busy day.
08:04We've got the pitch.
08:05Hey, baby, I miss you.
08:09Hey, baby.
08:11I'm just going to switch that off.
08:13Love you so much.
08:15See you soon.
08:15Bye.
08:16Yeah, bye.
08:17She's switching it off.
08:18She's not even like it herself.
08:19She's switching the bastard off, and it's her voice.
08:21I've spunked so much money on pets over years.
08:24I block it out because I don't want to remember
08:26because I've just upset myself.
08:27Exactly.
08:29But I can tell you what I wouldn't be wasting my money on.
08:32That.
08:33Yes.
08:37Do you know I went to fill my car up the other day?
08:39Oh, you're not panic buying, are you?
08:41I suppose you went to Petrol Station,
08:43put loads of petrol in, loads of bog rolls and everything.
08:46No, no, I just fill the car up.
08:48Best friends Jenny and Lee.
08:50But I didn't half notice the difference
08:52because I always fill my car up when it's half full.
08:55Mm.
08:56Always.
08:57So.
08:59And I went and I thought, what a difference.
09:01Did it?
09:02Yeah.
09:03Bloody too expensive.
09:04Really?
09:05That's it, it'll last me six months.
09:06I was going to say, you don't fucking go anyway.
09:08No, but now.
09:11The favish you go, it's the Petrol Station.
09:14On Wednesday, Disney Plus took us on a flying visit
09:17to meet our favourite buzzing insects.
09:20Oh, the bees.
09:21Oh, you like all this shit, don't you?
09:23I just love bees.
09:24You've always loved bees.
09:26I know.
09:26That's one thing consistently since I've known you.
09:29You do love a bumblebee.
09:30What if I told you bees could be the most important animals on the planet?
09:35I'd believe you.
09:36I'd bee-lieve you.
09:38Huh?
09:39There are over 20,000 species of bees.
09:43Wow.
09:44I never knew that.
09:44I didn't know that.
09:45I just thought they were just a bee.
09:46And together, they pollinate a third of the food we eat.
09:50Like what type of food?
09:52Potatoes, everything.
09:53They pollinate a spud.
09:58I'm kind of here for this.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Kind of creeped out, kind of here.
10:01I'm in the middle of doing a bee jigsaw.
10:03Oh, yeah.
10:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:05Different types of bees.
10:06They all look the same.
10:08He's a bugger.
10:10In the mountain forests of Japan.
10:13Has your sister had any encounters with bees while she's been in Japan?
10:16We don't really have much conversations about bees, I'll have to ask her.
10:20The Asian honeybee faces a much more frightening foe.
10:24What could that be?
10:27Giant hornets.
10:28Oh, they're bad bastards, them hornets.
10:31They're awful.
10:32Oh, right.
10:33Bloody hell, calm down.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:34Look at them.
10:35Known by some as murder hornets.
10:40Because that is what they do.
10:44Oh, you see what they're doing?
10:46Why have we got things like that in their life?
10:50I don't know.
10:51Who needs them?
10:52A nearby hive is in the firing line.
10:55Oh, shit.
10:57Watch your back, lads.
11:00Oh, no.
11:01This is dreadful.
11:02I don't want to see this.
11:04Oh, it's just attacked!
11:07Oh, you arsehole.
11:09Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
11:12Oh, it's too narrow, thank Christ for that, then.
11:15The hornet flies off, cut the weeks on his empick, it's straight back in.
11:20Recognise me?
11:21Yeah.
11:22I'm back.
11:23The hornet marks the hive with a chemical scent that will guide her and her clan right back.
11:34That's horrible.
11:35So they're going to come back in masses?
11:37This is like a nightmare.
11:39Well, I think you're overreacting, Matthew.
11:40Why can't you just watch a nature documentary without being hysterical?
11:43So I've never seen such a horrible thing as a murder hornet.
11:49Workers race to collect fragrant leaves to mask the hornet's scent.
11:54Well, that's clever, isn't it?
11:57Yeah.
11:58That's what I used to do when I'd been out smoking.
12:00On the walk home, I'd get a leaf and I'd rub it on my fingers so that when I got
12:04in,
12:04my mum was like, let me smell your fingers.
12:05This extraordinary behaviour is a rare example of tool use.
12:12Look, it's wiping.
12:13It's using the leaf like a cloth.
12:15And look at them all working together.
12:17The bees work quickly.
12:20But not fast enough.
12:22Oh.
12:23Who's going to be upset, Mary?
12:25Here they come again.
12:26The hornet's back.
12:30With her sisters.
12:32Oh, God, there's three of them.
12:33Oh, what the bloody hell.
12:36And together, they slice their way in.
12:41Oh, Daniela.
12:42No, they're eating the entrance.
12:49Oh, no.
12:51Oh, no.
12:51Oh, no.
12:52Why don't all the bees just gang up on that big hornet now and just sting him in the face?
12:56Yeah, twat it.
12:57The bees' only hope for survival is to respond as one.
13:03Oh, yeah.
13:04Attack.
13:05Oh, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
13:08Hold.
13:10Now.
13:11Go on.
13:12Get in.
13:16They're all on him, Joe.
13:17Go on.
13:18Sting the bastard.
13:20Sting him up.
13:20Swarm it.
13:21Swarm it.
13:22Swarm it.
13:22Sting him up.
13:22Yes.
13:23Sting him up.
13:25Sting him up.
13:26Vibrate their wings together to generate extreme heat.
13:30That is perfect.
13:31They're going to cook him.
13:32They're setting it on fire with the wings.
13:34That's mental.
13:35And nuke it.
13:37Nuke it, yeah.
13:38Brilliant.
13:40The temperature in the centre reaches 115 degrees.
13:45What?
13:46Wow.
13:47Hot enough to fry a hornet.
13:49And then chuck its fried body out to warn the others.
13:52Yeah.
13:52Did somebody order a hornet?
13:54One fried hornet coming up.
13:56Send it back out, fried.
13:59There's your mate.
14:00The next invader gets the same treatment.
14:04Yes!
14:06And here's another one.
14:07Yeah, get that one as well.
14:09Their collective action has achieved the near impossible.
14:13Oh, it's like...
14:14What?
14:16The next.
14:18And save the colony.
14:21That is wild.
14:23I mean, what's that last hornet going to do?
14:25Go back and tell everybody.
14:27Well, there we go.
14:28Jon and Kevin have just been killed in that hive out there.
14:31Going to watch his vicious little gits.
14:33Don't wait with us.
14:44In Blackpool...
14:45I'll tell you what, it was an emotional rollercoaster on Friday.
14:48Why?
14:49So Paige went to me,
14:50will you drop paper off at nursery?
14:52And I said, all right.
14:54Fucking hell.
14:55Yeah.
14:56For your kids.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Pete and his little sister Sophie.
15:00I dropped off at preschool and I just got in the car
15:03and I just started crying.
15:04So I'm like...
15:05Oh, don't.
15:06She's getting so grown up now.
15:08Welling up now.
15:09Oh.
15:11Like, she's such a big girl.
15:13I'm not in a, like, you get me drift.
15:16Yeah.
15:17And I'm just like, she's just straight in.
15:19She went, high five, straight in.
15:21Not arsed.
15:22Yeah, don't give a shit about me now.
15:24Go on.
15:25Nodding yourself to cry in the car.
15:26You have a nice day.
15:27We'll have a little thob in the car, Bob.
15:30On Thursday night, it was time to set sail
15:33and go full steam ahead into the brand new series of this
15:36on BBC One.
15:38Hey, seeing us watching this, did you book a holiday?
15:40No.
15:41Oh, yeah, I did.
15:42And Skegness.
15:45Race across the world.
15:47Skegness.
15:48Race across the Umba Bridge.
15:53Did it go around the whole world?
15:56You know what, right?
15:58Because that takes 365 days, I think.
16:01No, it takes 365 days for the sun to orbit the earth.
16:06No, it doesn't.
16:07No.
16:08To get round the whole earth, it would take a year.
16:11The sun.
16:12Not a person.
16:14The sun.
16:19How lovely.
16:21Equipped with the essentials.
16:23Brent Mollie, are you ready for this?
16:25I can't look.
16:26Time to find out where the race will take them.
16:28Your final destination is Hat Gal.
16:31Hat Gal.
16:32Where is that?
16:33Hat Gal.
16:34Hat Gal?
16:35Hat Gal, you know.
16:37Where the hell is that?
16:38Yeah.
16:39In Jamaica.
16:40First checkpoint.
16:42Fiscado.
16:43Fiscado.
16:45Fiscado.
16:46Fiscado.
16:46Fiscado.
16:47That's giving Greece.
16:48No, it's not.
16:49That's giving Greece.
16:50Fiscado.
16:51To the east, in the wine-dark sea of the Ionian archipelago,
16:55the Greek village of Fiscado.
16:58Oh, you're right.
17:00Well done, darling.
17:02Honestly, stick with me.
17:02It's near Meganissi.
17:03I've actually been to Fiscado last year.
17:05Have you?
17:06Yeah.
17:06Smelt of fish.
17:08Fish-gado.
17:10We need to find out where Fiscado is, because it's not on the map.
17:13Do you know what, lad?
17:14Train station.
17:15There might be a stop called Fiscado.
17:17I don't think there will be, because it's in a completely different country.
17:20It's in a remote island.
17:22I don't think you can go by train, lad.
17:24I don't think this place exists.
17:26Think not, aren't you?
17:27Oh, this isn't boding well, is it?
17:29Well, they're youngsters.
17:30They need to ask somebody.
17:31Come on, go and ask someone how to get to Fiscado.
17:34Here it says that it's a village in Greece.
17:37Oh, well done.
17:38She's Googled it.
17:39Oh, she's Googled it.
17:41Clever.
17:41So, I think the fastest way is if we can find a ferry over to Naples,
17:45I'm sure that we can connect very quick, sort of up, across and down.
17:50OK, now you're talking, bruv, come on.
17:53So, there's always an option to get somewhere via water
17:57rather than having to fly.
17:59I didn't know that.
18:00Two lads are over there.
18:01Oh.
18:02So, they're doing the same as us.
18:05Yeah.
18:05We can give them the game face eyes.
18:07I'm Joe and Molly, are they now with Joe and Kush?
18:09Yeah.
18:10That must be, well, at least you know you're on level peg in, don't you?
18:13Well, at least you know you're going the right way.
18:15Yeah.
18:16After that, we just take an island hop then to Cephalonia.
18:19A smaller ferry to Cephalonia.
18:20Yes, perfect.
18:21See?
18:22Father and daughter, look at that.
18:24Doing so well together.
18:25That could be us.
18:26And how much will it be for two?
18:28Sorry about that.
18:29Five, six, six, three.
18:31Ooh, that's quite a lot of their budget.
18:33We're ten short.
18:34Oh.
18:35Is there any way we could change money?
18:37Oh, they need to change the currency.
18:39Oh, that's going to delay Molly and Andrew.
18:41Well, yeah, because they've got to go and change money now, haven't they?
18:44Or we won't be able to go on this ferry.
18:45Many of the boys have got their ticket.
18:47You wouldn't give us a tenner for a tenner, no?
18:49Oh, that's a shame.
18:51Tell it not.
18:51That's a shame.
18:53I ain't going to lie.
18:54I'm right there with you.
18:56I'm right there.
18:57Oh, no, I'd feel too bad.
18:59I'd have to help.
19:00I feel like we should help them out.
19:02Yes, help them out.
19:04Good karma.
19:05It's a race.
19:06No.
19:07Oh, lad, what are you trying?
19:10What are you trying?
19:11What are you trying?
19:12I have a wee cush.
19:13Oh, you would be.
19:14Excuse me.
19:15We need to get our ferry ticket.
19:17Would you have ten euro and I'll give you ten pounds sterling?
19:21Grazie.
19:22I can pump you with it.
19:23That's what I'm doing, is that?
19:24Oh, yes!
19:25Oh.
19:26Oh, look at that.
19:28Oh, someone's helped them out.
19:30After a long haul ferry to Greece, the teams took to their heels for the race to the first checkpoint.
19:37Continuing on foot, look for the local map stand.
19:40That's the map stand.
19:42Map stand.
19:42And if you can find an off-road shortcut.
19:44An off-road shortcut?
19:46To your first checkpoint, Hotel Emily C.
19:49Oh, that's nice!
19:50They've got the hotel where they need to go.
19:52I mean, that's quite confusing.
19:54Oh, nice.
19:54You just find an off-road shortcut behind the back of the trees, see the brown cat, go left, hang
19:58a right, and then go through the well, and you're at your hotel.
20:01And you'll be there.
20:02We need to find the maps.
20:04There's one here.
20:05Right, Molly, this way.
20:06Wait a minute.
20:07No.
20:07There's the map stand.
20:09No, it's not a map stand.
20:10Well, what's that?
20:11That's a bloody map stand, you silly guests.
20:13What's that then, Andrew?
20:15Scotch mist.
20:16Hotel.
20:17There it is.
20:18Oh, it's right there.
20:19Oh, the lads, they're on it.
20:20Oh, come on.
20:21Surely they're in the lead.
20:22We found a lot of water.
20:24Yeah.
20:24Cush and Joe seem to be doing well now.
20:26They seem to have got it in the red now, aren't they?
20:28I've seen three of these.
20:30It is.
20:31I was right.
20:31Yes, you were right, Molly.
20:33You absolutely were bang on the money.
20:35You were right.
20:36We need to go back up the headlights.
20:38Oh, you'd be fuming with your dad if he wasn't listening to you
20:41and you were right all along.
20:42See, we would also become insufferable if we were right
20:46and the person we were with was wrong.
20:48We couldn't let that go.
20:49You say, Bob, can you do it in ten seconds?
20:51Yeah.
20:51Who's he going to leave?
20:53Molly, come on.
20:55Andrew's puffed up, mate.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Well, I would be if I had a fucking house on me back like that.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:01Let's get in there and sign that book.
21:04There's the book.
21:04There's the book.
21:05There's the book.
21:06And the pen.
21:06Oh, the pen.
21:07Sorry.
21:09Oh, bastard.
21:11Every time.
21:13Cliffhanger.
21:14It's almost like they want us to watch the next one.
21:16Well, I won't now.
21:17The principal.
21:18I absolutely will.
21:19Sam Holtz.
21:24I said to Nat this morning, I went, I says, Nat, I've decided, I went, I don't think I want
21:29to have another baby this year.
21:30I want to wait till next year.
21:32Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
21:34And he actually jumps up like this and started doing a happy dance like that.
21:41And he was like going, hallelujah, hallelujah.
21:48And I says to him, well, I went, nah, I went, I am going to want to have one next
21:52year.
21:52I just think I've got too many projects on this year to be able to have a baby.
21:56He went, I'm going to start a project next year.
21:59I went, oh, yeah, what project are you going to start?
22:02He went, I'm going to put a swimming pool in that garden.
22:06I shouldn't have told him that.
22:08Gives him time to book him for a snake.
22:10Yeah, exactly.
22:14This week, there was fresh meat heading up the aisle down under on E4.
22:19Oh, it's my favourite.
22:21Man, he'd at first sight.
22:23You do like this, don't you?
22:24I do.
22:25I was going to renew my house.
22:26Well, I wanted to.
22:27But Ray didn't.
22:28No.
22:33People used to, years ago, talk about the cost of getting married.
22:37Nowadays.
22:38It's the cost of getting divorced.
22:39Exactly.
22:40That's why we're still together.
22:41Yeah.
22:42Can't afford it, can we?
22:44No.
22:44Next to enter the experiment is an extroverted bride
22:47who is hoping to find her equally eccentric soulmate.
22:51Oh, this sounds like me, extroverted and eccentric.
22:55I'm Juliette, I'm 27, and I'm a receptionist from Melbourne.
22:58Oh, Juliette, Juliette.
23:00So I just like to say yes to almost everything.
23:03Me too.
23:05She's probably got a car sticker that says,
23:07one life, live it.
23:10I'm Joel, I'm 31, I'm from Sydney, and I'm a model.
23:13He's fucking 31.
23:14I'm older than him.
23:21Hey, he looks nice in that suit, doesn't he?
23:24He's good looking.
23:25He's catalogue material, him.
23:27Catalogue?
23:28Yeah.
23:28Who has a catalogue nowadays?
23:30Well, no, but...
23:31Cheers, catalogue, or was it Littlewoods?
23:32Yeah, both.
23:33Grattons.
23:34So I'm a model now,
23:35which I never thought in my wildest dreams would ever happen.
23:38I was a fat Uber driver for six years.
23:40A fat Uber driver?
23:42For six years?
23:43See, Dad, look, miracles can happen.
23:48Are they going to actually show that?
23:49Like I want them to.
23:51Like, that's a request.
23:52Are you having a laugh?
23:55Is that the same guy?
23:56Yes.
23:57That's an interesting angle.
23:58He was a fat Uber driver.
24:05Here comes the bride.
24:06Here comes Juliet.
24:08How are we going, guys?
24:14Why did we turn around like that, Debbie?
24:17Hi.
24:18That was a really weird turn as well.
24:20That really was.
24:21Hi, hubby.
24:22Hello, darling.
24:24You were gorgeous.
24:25OK, saying all the right things.
24:27Well, this isn't your typical man meets woman story.
24:30What's he mean?
24:31What's he mean by that?
24:32From the moment I saw you, I just had this funny feeling
24:35that it was going to take less than two sidings to marry you.
24:39What?
24:40Is that another shit joke?
24:41OK, carry on, Joel.
24:43Who is this perfectly manicured, dapper, suave, sexy, modest,
24:47modest, don't forget modest,
24:49who says what he thinks and who is unapologetically himself
24:51at all times with no acceptance for anyone, anything,
24:54anytime or anyplace?
24:56It reminds me of Borat.
24:59Oh, yeah.
25:00It's like a spoof.
25:01He's like, he's a spoof.
25:03Joel's an extravagant man, for sure,
25:05but I love that about him.
25:07Oh, OK.
25:09She likes him.
25:10Well, see, she wants something different.
25:12Yeah, she's definitely going to get something different.
25:14Like a clown.
25:15I think he's going to make me laugh a lot,
25:17and that's something I said to the experts.
25:18I want someone to make me laugh.
25:20Oh, why did you say that?
25:22Yeah.
25:23This isn't going to stop.
25:23Why did you tell the experts that?
25:25You see, now, if you were in Juliet's position
25:27and I was your brother there, you know,
25:29watching all this unfold,
25:31I'll be saying, let's just pull the plug on this.
25:33Yeah.
25:33The dude's obviously a helmet.
25:36And it wasn't long until Joel had another speech to make.
25:40Good evening, everyone, and thank you for coming.
25:43It's the wedding dinner.
25:44Oh, God, he's got to do another speech, darling.
25:46Someone needs to take the mic off of Joel, please.
25:49One thing about me is that I have an insatiable appetite,
25:52not just for food, but for life.
25:54Oh.
25:55For love, and, of course, for my love, yes.
26:00You called him Borat, and he just did Borat.
26:03Oh, my God.
26:05Oh, real recognise real.
26:06He's based his personality off of Borat.
26:08I hope you're excited to move in with me because I'm a real catch.
26:11Think more along the lines of anchovy than bluefin tuna.
26:14Um.
26:15OK.
26:16Nobody's laughing.
26:18I am.
26:19I'm only joking.
26:21I'm talking about my old self, which was smelly and undesirable.
26:24Oh, nice.
26:26My hay fever is so ferocious, you can hear me sneezing from outer space.
26:30This is unattractive.
26:33And when I'm not sneezing, I'm snorting.
26:34Ah!
26:35Where every three seconds I have an urge to clear sewage from my throat.
26:39Oh!
26:40Oh, what?
26:42Why is he saying things like this?
26:44Through highs and lows, my loyalty will remain as strong as my B.O.
26:47after a Barry's class.
26:48Oh, yuck.
26:49Oh, God.
26:52I wouldn't even sit there waiting for the sweet-time B.O.
26:58Anything nice to say about Juliet?
27:01Somehow, I've got a feeling Juliet's opinion's starting to change a little.
27:06Yeah, I'm definitely a bit worried.
27:08A bit worried, I'd be very worried.
27:11I'd be running for the hill's pit.
27:13She's thinking we've got ourselves a fucking limelight.
27:16Yeah.
27:16This isn't legally behind it, is it, love?
27:18Just double-checking.
27:20It's not legal, is it?
27:22You know, it's just a fictional thing.
27:25They want to call it off at any time.
27:35LAUGHTER
27:36In Manchester...
27:37I don't think Martha looks like you, sweetie.
27:40She looks like Dan.
27:41She does, she looks like her dad.
27:43She looks like Dan, yeah.
27:44Alison, her husband, George, and her daughter, Helena.
27:49Oh, look at her little feet.
27:51Look at her little feet.
27:53She's been collecting in her hand fibres and mulch.
27:58I see.
27:58And I've been having to remove it from her,
28:00but I thought you could do some felting with that.
28:02Well, that's a little keepsake.
28:04Yeah, that'd be nice.
28:05It'd stink.
28:06Oh.
28:06But she's very good at collecting fibre.
28:10That's like belly buttons, though, isn't it?
28:13Hmm.
28:13Has she got a good belly button?
28:15Looks like a cinnamon swirl.
28:17Oh, does it?
28:17Yeah.
28:18That's nice.
28:19On Tuesday, some familiar faces had tips and tricks
28:22for a better life on the BBC.
28:25I love self-help books and manuals, Natty.
28:29There was one I bought called
28:30Life Was Never Meant To Be A Struggle.
28:33Well, it's not for you.
28:35That's right.
28:35We all want simple ways to feel better.
28:39Maybe you want to know how to kickstart your day.
28:42Absolutely, I do want to know how to kickstart my day.
28:44Stay in bed another hour.
28:46Yeah.
28:47All the cameras out.
28:49Or perhaps, you having trouble remembering things?
28:51Oh, dear.
28:52Oh, Sarah, more fish.
28:54Mum.
28:54More salmon.
28:55Following in the footsteps of Dr Michael Mosley
28:58in his hit podcast, Just One Thing.
29:00Sad about Michael Mosley passing, wasn't it?
29:03Please, yeah.
29:03He wanted to encourage people, and the idea was that if you did just one thing, it would
29:09be better than nothing, and it could make a huge difference.
29:12I can't believe how much it has changed my life.
29:17Just one thing, that's it, you see?
29:19I want to know the secret, the just one thing.
29:22But I don't know if I do, because then I might actually have to do something.
29:26Exactly.
29:26I don't want to do anything, not even one thing.
29:29Now, I know it can be easy to worry when starting a brand new fitness and health regime.
29:35I've got a gym pass, and I use it for the cafe.
29:39It's a nice cafe.
29:40But I have just one thing that can increase strength, improve blood sugars, and even give
29:48us stronger bones, all for the minimum effort possible.
29:52More for that, aren't you?
29:53Minimum effort.
29:54That sounds good.
29:55This is us.
29:56This is us.
29:57Totally.
29:57Minimum effort.
29:58The last bit, minimum effort.
30:00Yeah, that's what we need.
30:01I'm on my way to meet 70-year-old retiree Martin Kemp.
30:07Alistair, whose exercise journey has been far from easy.
30:11Hello.
30:12Hey, Roman, hello.
30:13Hello, it's Alistair.
30:15Take a seat.
30:16Thank you, I will.
30:16Thank you very much.
30:18Yeah.
30:19Your just one thing is...
30:22What?
30:23Easy exercise.
30:26What's he laughing for?
30:27What are we going to do?
30:28We're going to stand up.
30:28Okay, I can do that.
30:29Right?
30:30Right.
30:30Or we're going to stand up.
30:31I'm not standing up, pal.
30:33I want you to sit down.
30:34Uh-huh.
30:35Slowly.
30:36Oh, yeah.
30:37Got you, the squatting.
30:38Come on, let's give it a quick break.
30:40I like the one easy.
30:41What we're going to do, we're going to stand up.
30:44Dad's out.
30:46One, two, right?
30:49Three.
30:50Right, right.
30:50Okay, I can do that.
30:51Right, right.
30:52Oh.
30:53I feel like pulling on my calf now.
30:56Oh, really?
30:57Yeah.
30:59Four.
30:59I can feel it on your legs.
31:00Five.
31:01And we're sat.
31:03Oh.
31:03Oh.
31:06That's why I'm like four, five.
31:09Well done.
31:10That wasn't bad.
31:12Do you want to stand up now to the count of five?
31:13No, I'd have a heart attack.
31:15Most adults in the UK sit down for eight hours or more each day.
31:20And you do a lot more than that.
31:21Of sitting down?
31:22Yeah.
31:23I'd sit down more than eight hours a day.
31:25Absolutely.
31:26Shay, talk to your dad.
31:29So my list of exercises are keeping the group on their toes.
31:32Am I doing it right?
31:33Yeah.
31:34Oh, I fell.
31:35It's the lowering down slowly that's the easy exercise part.
31:39And it's been no sweat, literally, for Linda.
31:42Oh, Linda, go yourself.
31:44As she's smashing her heel lowering and wall press-ups.
31:48Slower going towards the fridge door than it is when I'm coming away from it.
31:54I can see that's quite good, quite easy.
31:56Imagine if you were, like, walking past Linda's house and you saw her doing that.
31:58Yeah.
31:59Oh, what are you doing, Linda?
32:00Oh, poor Linda.
32:01She's lusted.
32:04And she has more top tips when it comes to arm lowering.
32:07All I use is two cans of soup.
32:10Ah.
32:11Oh, hang on.
32:11What's Linda doing?
32:12She never stops, Linda.
32:14So it's just a case of arms up and then slowly down.
32:20There you go.
32:21Go on, girl.
32:22See, you can do that while the kettle's boiling.
32:24Yes, you could.
32:25Before you go and sit down.
32:29This is six kg.
32:35Look at that.
32:38Shoulder press.
32:39See, I could do that exercise.
32:40That exercise is fun.
32:42You don't need tins of soup.
32:43You just need a sausage dog.
32:44Exactly.
32:48In Yorkshire...
32:49Oh, look what we've got for Easter.
32:51They're real-life chickens.
32:53Mum, mum...
32:54Oh, my God, they're real chickens.
32:56Sarah and her daughter-in-law, Lara.
32:59Oh, my goodness.
33:01Aren't they adorable?
33:01Oh, they are adorable.
33:03Are they going down to Bev?
33:04Yeah, they're going to move in with Bev.
33:06They're going to be proper grown-up chickens.
33:08Oh, we love you.
33:09Bless you, darling.
33:10Hello, Millie and Molly, or whatever you're called.
33:13I'm not sure we're allowed to name them yet.
33:15I might go put them in their warm...
33:18Thank you, darling, for showing them to us.
33:20They're lovely.
33:21Little babies.
33:22All right.
33:23Bye-bye, chickens.
33:24Happy Easter.
33:26On Friday, there was a regional crime
33:29making the headlines on the BBC.
33:31Well, it's the...
33:33Fuck's sake.
33:35Why does it always land both side down?
33:40Fudge will lick it off for you.
33:44Fudge will clean it for you.
33:45Yeah, that's what dogs are good for.
33:47I have started watching the news
33:50whilst I'm on the treadmill,
33:51cos it's half an hour,
33:53and I feel like it's a good use of time.
33:55It's all about stacking habits.
33:57So I'm working out and burning calories,
33:59but I'm also keeping abreast of current affairs.
34:04You mean depressing yourself?
34:05Well, no, not always,
34:06cos sometimes they have, like,
34:07a nice little juicy fun story.
34:08Now, the residents of two villages in East Yorkshire
34:11are scratching their heads over a vintage mystery.
34:14Ooh.
34:14Ooh.
34:15Oh, I heard about this on the radio.
34:18Bags full of empty bottles of New Zealand wine
34:21keep being dumped on grass verges.
34:23Christ, who's dumping that?
34:25They must be bloody pissed.
34:27Drinking all that.
34:28At least they're putting them in bags.
34:30Yeah, they're not complete animals.
34:32Leaving people in Hutham and North Cave
34:34wondering who has acquired such a taste
34:36for Sauvignon Blanc.
34:38Ooh, somebody's got a bit of a penchant
34:40for Sauvignon Blanc.
34:41And fly-tipping.
34:44Well, you can cut me out of the inquiries,
34:46cos I'm white Zinfandel.
34:48I would never be savvy bee.
34:50Yeah.
34:51At first sight, the villages of Hutham and North Cave
34:54are typical picturesque East Yorkshire villages.
34:58What's going on in Hutham?
34:59I know, isn't it, yeah?
35:01I mean, what a beautiful place to have all them bottles dumped.
35:03Aunty Jane's just been to Whitby at one hour, or it?
35:06Well, no, it's not Aunty Jane,
35:08because she likes Pinot Grigio.
35:10But beneath the surface,
35:12there's a crime involving wine
35:14that's happening repeatedly.
35:16I'll tell you what,
35:17my sister lives up there, doesn't she?
35:19She likes a drop of wine, Janet.
35:22Residents say hundreds of empty bottles
35:24of Sauvignon Blanc.
35:26Someone's been going hard.
35:27Yeah.
35:28So that one with the blue top,
35:29that's a nice to bear.
35:30I love your knowledge of mid-range white wine
35:33available from a supermarket near you.
35:36Particularly Villa Maria,
35:37said to pair nicely with seafood and tangy goat's cheese.
35:41Alois loves a Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc.
35:43It's Alois' favourite.
35:45Oh, I wonder if it's Alois.
35:46Well, we've found where you can buy Villa Maria from.
35:49This is Tesco,
35:50the nearest major supermarket from Hutham,
35:52five and a half miles away.
35:53And this is £10.75 a bottle.
35:56£10.75.
35:57Well, it won't be you then.
35:59That's one thing.
36:00I'll count you out.
36:02Villagers have told us when they catch the culprit,
36:04they'll have a drink to celebrate,
36:06but it won't be white wine.
36:07I bet everybody's looking at each other in the village now.
36:11He likes a drink.
36:12Yeah.
36:13And she do.
36:14All I would do is,
36:14if somebody's drunk 48 bottles of wine,
36:16who's got a really red face and nose in the local area?
36:21That should give it away.
36:30In south-east London...
36:32Can I tell you the story?
36:34There I was out there cleaning the drive up the other day.
36:37Yeah.
36:38And the lady from across the road,
36:40oh, she said,
36:41I've got some printing here for you.
36:43Sue and her husband, Steve.
36:45I said,
36:46for me?
36:47She said,
36:48was you trying to print this off?
36:51You know the report for the eyes?
36:53When you had a cataract?
36:54Yeah.
36:55I went, yeah.
36:56What, it went over the road to their house?
36:58Printed it over there.
37:00It saves on paper and ink, doesn't it?
37:04Hey!
37:05So it's gone to the house?
37:07It's gone over the road.
37:08How the hell have I managed that?
37:11This week,
37:13top-tier comics were still trying not to chuckle on Prime Video.
37:19Why is it...
37:20Why are you laughing like that?
37:21Because it's the last one laughing, Mary.
37:24I was just getting it out of my system.
37:29Who will be the last one to laugh?
37:31Probably Amazon.
37:33Because ultimately they're making money out of this.
37:36In the final,
37:37it was Sam Campbell and David Mitchell going head-to-head.
37:41I think we've done...
37:42We've acquitted ourselves well.
37:44It's the two driest people that are left.
37:48They're going to have a dry-off.
37:49And Jimmy had a trick up his sleeve.
37:52OK, we've got to find a winner.
37:55Oh, how lovely.
37:56It's the trolley.
37:58Why is he taking afternoon tea in?
38:01Hi, guys.
38:01Congratulations on making it this far.
38:04Yes.
38:04Please take a seat.
38:06I'm immediately looking at the squirty cream.
38:08Yeah.
38:08Oh, yeah.
38:09As a special treat, I've got some delicious food for you.
38:12You can eat as much as you like, but there is a catch.
38:14You have to feed each other.
38:16No!
38:17Oh, for goodness sake!
38:19Oh, my God.
38:21They've got to feed each other.
38:22How are they going to keep a straight face doing that?
38:25Do you like some squirty cream?
38:26Yeah.
38:28Me and David are on the same page.
38:38I will be gone already.
38:39Yeah.
38:40I will be gone.
38:41I'll have a squirt.
38:42Oh, will you ever?
38:47Oh, my God.
38:49Oh, my God.
38:50Oh, he's looking at real seductive.
38:53Nat could seduce me with a can of squirty cream like that.
38:56Oh, you'd be putty in his hands, wouldn't you?
38:58Don't make it sexual.
38:59No, no, no.
38:59Whatever you do.
39:01Oh, David.
39:02Oh, God.
39:04Gee, I'd be all blessed.
39:05I would have been a crack for you, though.
39:07Ever seen a little flick, Lady and the Trap?
39:10Oh.
39:11I think you'd have to take control of one.
39:13Yeah, yeah.
39:14Oh, no!
39:15No, don't do Lady and the Trap.
39:16You'll ruin a clears for everyone.
39:23Don't back off.
39:26Oh, my God.
39:28Oh, God.
39:32How they're still not laughing?
39:33I don't get it.
39:35Banana.
39:37You think so?
39:38Yeah, okay.
39:38No, not a banana.
39:40Oh, this is going to be sexual.
39:42Oh, no.
39:44Eat it.
39:47No, I'm done.
39:48I'm done.
39:49The eye contact.
39:50Oh!
39:54Is it banana-y?
39:58How are they doing that with a straight face?
40:00It's really good.
40:01Maybe the potassium.
40:03Maybe the potassium.
40:05No, sounds great.
40:08OK, we're going to count down.
40:10You have ten seconds remaining.
40:11Nobody's going to laugh here now.
40:13Ten seconds remaining.
40:14Uh-oh.
40:15You've put out all the stops.
40:16Put out all the stops.
40:17David.
40:19Seven.
40:20Just tickle them.
40:22Tickle them.
40:22Right, just launch all the food at each other.
40:24Food fight.
40:25Three.
40:27Two.
40:37Oh, wow.
40:39Fair play.
40:41Both of them didn't crack.
40:42Nobody.
40:43Nobody even smirked.
40:44You've both played an incredible game.
40:48One of you will be declared the winner of Last One Laughing.
40:52Who's it going to be?
40:53The person that caused the most laughs today is...
40:58David.
40:59Sam.
41:00Sam even made Bob Martin a laugh and he won it last time.
41:03David Mitchell.
41:05Oh, he's won.
41:06Oh, he won it.
41:06David was always going to be really hard to beat, though.
41:09You don't laugh at me a lot.
41:10No, I don't have to laugh at you, Lee.
41:13I do laugh at you, sometimes.
41:16Are you laughing at me or with me?
41:18I'm laughing with you.
41:19You're a liar.
41:21You're a liar.
41:25In Wiltshire...
41:26I've had the whole packet of cheese scones.
41:29Why?
41:30Well, you know these pregnancy-style cravings that women have?
41:34Yeah.
41:35I had a pregnancy-style craving for cheese scones.
41:38Giles and his wife, Mary.
41:40Well, I'm going to have to punish you.
41:42I've put on half a stone.
41:44Yeah, I'm not surprised.
41:45I'm going to have to get some sort of thing like a taser
41:48and taser you when you've eaten.
41:51Taser.
41:51You're a taser.
41:53For domestic use.
41:55You'll be tasered the next time you go to that oven.
42:00On Tuesday, there were more Sandy celebs getting surprised on Paramount+.
42:05I never actually really asked about your past agency life.
42:08You don't want to know.
42:09Let's start now.
42:10Ask away, huh?
42:11We haven't got enough time.
42:12We've got to watch this now.
42:14The celebs have landed in paradise.
42:17There's my favourite place, Mary.
42:19There.
42:20Tenerife.
42:23Was that Jedward?
42:25He's called Edwin or something from Boy Burned.
42:28Is he?
42:30Jesus, what's going on?
42:31I'm Irish.
42:32There's only so much sun I can take.
42:33It is Jedward.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:35It's coming back to me who he is, Nottie.
42:37He's called Cedric or something.
42:42I have not watched this in years.
42:45I think watching this is going to validate the whole reason why I don't normally watch this anyway.
42:51I'm only tuning in because Jedward's on it.
42:54I can't believe it.
42:57I'm Helen.
42:58Helen Flanagood.
42:59Rosa.
43:00Rosa.
43:00I'm John.
43:03Oh, John.
43:06I am an international pop star.
43:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
43:11They're international.
43:13I think they are, they.
43:14What?
43:15With my twin brother, Edward, from Jedward.
43:17Jedward!
43:19Didn't I say Cedric, Mary?
43:21I was almost...
43:22I said Cedric or Edwin.
43:24I'm feeling Jephic and Jeksy.
43:26Well, I have always found him a little bit genoying, to be honest.
43:31But let's see how he fares on this.
43:34Yeah.
43:34Jaluded.
43:35I think he's the...
43:38Hello, girls.
43:39God, what are the girls going to say about this bunch?
43:42Look who it is.
43:43How does he do that?
43:44He looks old and young at the same time.
43:46What is going on right now?
43:47I think I've slid in your DMs and give him shalom.
43:49Oh, I've slid in your DMs.
43:51Oh.
43:51I want Jedward to slide into my DMs.
43:54You're too old.
43:56Look at this.
43:58We've got the song, we've got the breeze.
44:00We've got Helen Flanagan in her leopard print.
44:03Oh, he likes Helen, doesn't he?
44:05Oh, he likes Helen.
44:07It's date night.
44:09It's date night.
44:10Oh, it's date night.
44:12How lovely.
44:12Who's going with who now?
44:13Who's going with who?
44:14Girls, you are in control.
44:17Oh, no.
44:19It's up to you to decide which boy you want to date.
44:23I hope this isn't like, you know, when you're getting picked for sport for PE.
44:28I'm really torn between Toby and John.
44:32Oh, good.
44:32She did say John.
44:34Oh, she did say John.
44:34He's got a chance.
44:35Come on.
44:35She was with that footballer, wasn't she?
44:37And then she's gone for David Hay.
44:40So, natural progression, you would go for a member of Jedwald.
44:43Yeah.
44:44Toby, I feel like I get on with him, personality-wise.
44:47Also with John as well, because he's really funny and he's quirky.
44:50Oh, he's too quirky for me.
44:51The Irish do tend to be good fun.
44:54Giles, have you noticed?
44:56Yes.
44:57They've got picky bits on the table.
44:58Picky bits.
44:59Love a little picky bit one, you know?
45:01There's actually picky bits on the table.
45:04That's our generation.
45:05It's awful.
45:07Remember, lads, open body language.
45:09Not too open, though.
45:09Straight open.
45:09How you doing?
45:10Not too open.
45:11Not that's a bit much.
45:14Please pick John Helen.
45:16Hey, John.
45:17Who's Liz?
45:17She's going for Jedwin, Natty.
45:19That is like Leicester winning the Premier League.
45:22That is the analogy I'll give.
45:24Shall I have a drink, darling?
45:25Yeah, shall I complete your raspberry, because that's really nice.
45:27Are you going to do that?
45:28Yeah, there you go.
45:28Oh.
45:29There you go.
45:31I'll chew on it.
45:31Mmm, juicy.
45:33I'll chew on it.
45:35Eat that raspberry now and contain yourself.
45:38Close your eyes and swallow.
45:39I think she just finds him funny, see?
45:42You know what I mean?
45:43Where are you?
45:44His personality.
45:45I feel like my biggest achievement are definitely my children.
45:48Like, I'm obsessed with my kids.
45:49I can't see John stepping into the stepdad role.
45:52I'm sorry.
45:54John would be great with her kids.
45:57I'd be like free child entertainment.
45:59He'd be like taking him to a holiday camp if he were in your front room.
46:02Exactly.
46:02I'd love one more.
46:04I'd love to have one more.
46:05Should we go up to the bedroom?
46:06Blinky neck.
46:09Look at your face.
46:13You might be able to laugh for him to bed, are you?
46:15You never know, do you?
46:16If you and I went to a beach and all of your exes were there?
46:18There'd be no sunbeds left.
46:19There would be no room on the beach.
46:22The lifeguard would have closed the beach.
46:24Yeah.
46:24Literally be rammed.
46:26It's nothing to be proud of.
46:27Oh, no, I'm sorry.
46:33You can stream Married at First Sight now, ahead of a new episode Easter Monday at half seven on E4.
46:40But for anybody who doesn't fancy going from nought to married and has completed all the apps,
46:46well, get yourself a thread.
46:47First Dates returns next Friday night.
46:50We'll pick you up at ten.
46:51We'll pick you up at ten.
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