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00:03Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08Be simple, I'll be good for your health
00:10Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live my life like you just don't care
00:15Five thousand leaders never scared
00:18Radio noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up, just tell a beautiful idea
00:22Get up, throw your hands in my hand
00:24Get up, and shit
00:38Put on your Easter bonnet, make room for chocolate
00:41And cross your hot buns
00:42It's Friday, we're live, and it's time for the last leg
00:46Tonight on the show, we'll hold space for the Artemis Moon mission
00:50Set the record straight about Iran
00:52And kick off our excitement at the upcoming World Cup
00:56Plus we'll be joined by comedian Josh Pugh
00:59TV legend Lorraine Kelly
01:00And online football sensation Steve Bracknell
01:03On the show that likes to let you know
01:06What's really behind the news
01:17G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:20Welcome to The Last Leg
01:21The show that heard Marmite is going to be sold to an American company
01:24And thought some people will hate that deal
01:26But others will probably like it
01:28With me as always with the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:31And the man who's surprising his kids this Sunday
01:32With an Easter leg hunt
01:36Alex Rucker
01:44Loads of news to cover tonight
01:45I want to start with the news that OK we got this week
01:47From Carolyn who said, is it OK that Josh likes to keep socks down his trousers
01:54Caroline, of course, an ex-girlfriend
01:58Sorry?
01:59Do you want to explain?
02:00Oh yeah sorry yeah I didn't hear what I was laughing at a joke I didn't hear what you said
02:02Oh the amount of times I've heard that
02:06So this week I was coming back from a tour show
02:09Yep
02:10The usual way I kind of de-stress after tour shows I sit in the back of the car and
02:15I have a bowl of shreddies
02:18From a Tupperware box
02:20You you are rock and roll
02:22I've always said
02:23Yeah yeah Jerry Seinfeld called he wants his lifestyle bear
02:27And then I put my hand on my leg and I was like that feels thick that um
02:31No come on
02:34Oh that's a shame
02:35The family show
02:37The material
02:38And then I was like there's something there
02:40And I put my hand
02:41Because obviously normally you'd go up
02:43But I was like it's too
02:44So I put my
02:45I'll be honest I did my flies Adam
02:47Right
02:48Yeah
02:48And I put my hand in and I pulled out a sock
02:52Like that
02:54It didn't bounce with that amount of
02:57The driver must have looked in his review mirror and thought fuck me he's enjoying them shreddies
03:03Or he thought he takes his socks off in a weird way
03:07So I've gone my whole day
03:09Yeah
03:10I've been with my family in the day and then I've done the whole gig
03:12With a sock in the gusset of my trousers
03:15That I hadn't known was there
03:17You didn't need the word gusset
03:18No I didn't really
03:20I saw you flinch
03:23I always put my face in it then
03:25It's been down my trousers
03:26I love that you're going
03:27Oh it was purely an accident there was a sock down my trousers
03:31There seemed to be an aubergine down there as well
03:33It wasn't like a rolled up football sock
03:35It was like just a normal sock
03:37Well look we talked about this during the week
03:39And knowing this I've got you an end of series present
03:41It's just there to your right
03:42If you'd like to open it up
03:43It's a pair of googly eyes that you can stick on
03:45Oh that's nice
03:47That's nice
03:48Let me stick these on
03:49Yep
03:50Where do I stick this so if I was to stick one there
03:52What's my end of series present?
03:54I've got you some googly fingers
04:03So I just do it like this
04:07Oh look
04:09There you go
04:10Hello
04:11Oh amazing
04:12That is actually
04:13Do you know what?
04:14Hello
04:16What was it like in Josh's pants?
04:19I don't kiss and tell
04:22How was this gig?
04:24Do you know what?
04:25He absolutely smashed it
04:27And if you do want to go a good night out he's still on tour
04:32And let me be clear there is tickets available in Grimsy
04:35Did he treat you well down there?
04:37Um
04:38Yes
04:39I am
04:40Do you know what?
04:41Why have you got such a weird voice?
04:45Which one of us is that too?
04:48I feel like Kermit's getting a seat and desist letter out
04:52Alright let's move on with the show
04:54Before we move on I don't normally say this but I do need to do up my flies
04:59So just carry on Hilsie
05:00Ok
05:01We are live
05:02So send us any questions you want to ask us about the news
05:06Sorry
05:07I just pretended to catch my foreskin sorry
05:10Imagine I thought it was finally the bit of his body he lost
05:16Message us on Instagram the hashtags is it ok
05:18WhatsApp the numbers 07956175908
05:22Or scan the QR code on the screen
05:23For example Ree said
05:24Is it ok that someone has made a break for it with 12 tons of Kit Kats?
05:28Yes
05:29More than 400,000 Kit Kats went missing this week
05:32When a truck carrying the new range set off from central Italy
05:35But never reached its final destination in Poland
05:38The brand issued a statement saying it's not a stunt
05:40And asked consumers to scan barcodes to help them find the stolen chocolate
05:45I mean I don't know how that's going to help
05:47Most thieves will have melted them down by now
05:51Can I say how nice it is to do a story about missing fingers on this show
05:55And it's not to do with me
06:01News of the high sparked an online race
06:03Other companies issued their own statements like this cheeky post from Domino's
06:06Said we would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat
06:09Following their recent sad news
06:10On a completely unrelated note
06:12We're pleased to announce we'll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza
06:17Yes
06:18You know how they can find the thieves
06:21How?
06:22Don't you?
06:22Just get a bounty hunter
06:26Lovely
06:27Lovely
06:27You know what?
06:31That is not my kind of humour
06:36Unsurprisingly
06:37Domino's started a chain reaction
06:38That led to this amusing post from Ryanair
06:44I've got a lot of questions about that
06:45Firstly, why has the plane taken a bite out of one end of the Kit Kat
06:48Then put the other end in its mouth?
06:50And also, why are there five fingers?
06:54Which is a question we often ask on this show
06:57Alright, let's get into the big story now
06:59And as fuel prices continue to rise, stock markets continue to fall
07:02Catherine said
07:03Is it okay that NASA have finally launched the new mission to the moon?
07:06Yes it is
07:07We all need something different and happier to lighten the world at the moment
07:10Yes, Catherine
07:11The American government proved they can do something right this week
07:14As NASA launched a mission to the moon
07:17The first time they did this was in 1968
07:19When America led an ill-advised war in Vietnam
07:22Which had no exit strategy and ultimately made a mess of the region
07:26Thankfully, this time things are different
07:29The 10-day mission will take astronauts around the moon
07:32As they look for a location to build a potential base from which to explore Mars
07:35Not so much a place in the sun as a place on the dark side of the moon
07:39I stayed up and watched this
07:41I was so excited about it on Wednesday night
07:43Did you guys watch it?
07:44Well, you remember the first one, of course
07:49Sorry, sorry
07:50So close, but not quite
07:53No, I didn't
07:54Did you watch it?
07:56I think it's bad at how jaded I am
07:59And how jaded we are as a generation
08:01Yeah
08:03In 1969, was it? People stayed up and watched it
08:05Yep
08:06And I watched it the next day on my phone
08:10While having a piss
08:13I watched it, I watched it on my phone
08:14Well, what I love most is the next thing it took me to on the algorithm
08:18Was just more dash cam footage
08:21As if it was going to go from that to someone having a rocket cut them up
08:24What I love most about this story is
08:26Yeah
08:26It's Easter weekend
08:28And it's quicker and easier for those astronauts to go round the moon and back
08:32Than what it is to get a train from London to Manchester Piccadilly
08:42And look, there's a lot to be cynical about in the world right now
08:44But it's nice to know the launch of a rocket can still reduce a professional journalist to tears of joy
08:48Here's the incredible moment the BBC's science editor, Rebecca Morell, was blown away by the launch almost literally
08:56Oh my goodness
08:57Oh
09:02Wow
09:03Oh my goodness
09:06That is spectacular
09:08It's not just what you see and you hear the rocket lifts off
09:12You can actually feel the force of it through your body
09:16This is the most powerful rocket that NASA has ever built
09:25Amazing
09:25That is amazing
09:26It is amazing
09:27That's what I was like when I saw the Backstreet Boys in Vegas
09:32I mean a British reporter hasn't been that excited by a piece of machinery since this energetic clip
09:40Holy shit
09:46Oh my god
09:51That's like you when you open your Tupperware box for shredding
09:55There's one of them standing under the rocket blast that's actually quite distressing
10:00Look, some of the stats around this launch are incredible
10:02The rocket, known as Artemis II, was the same height as Big Ben
10:06The core stage of liftoff burnt through 2.8 million litres of propellant
10:10And it will end up travelling the furthest from Earth that any human has ever been
10:14I read that but also
10:16I read that basically what NASA
10:17Kind of the way they've explained the route it's taken is
10:19They basically said
10:20It's going to take a similar trajectory as Apollo 13
10:24It's like don't use that as the example
10:27Just going to the astronauts
10:28Well the good news is
10:29Tom Hanks has already signed up to play you
10:33It's going to land in a similar place to the Titanic I think
10:39And look, credit where credit's due
10:40When Donald Trump came into office
10:42He signed an executive order calling for Americans to return to the moon by the end of 2028
10:46So it must be kind of conflicting for the US president
10:48Because on the one hand, America is exploring space again
10:51But it's also the most diverse NASA crew to ever leave Earth's orbit
10:55It features the first woman and the first person of colour to travel to the moon
11:00Now that I say that, it sounds like it might be a trap
11:03You know what I mean?
11:04Considering the third astronaut's Canadian
11:06If the Force One's trans, this might be the most elaborate deportation ever
11:12What's tricky for NASA is that due to Trump's ban on mentioning diversity
11:15They can't make a big deal about the first person of colour
11:18Or the first woman to fly to the moon
11:20They have to call them the first person who's allowed to fist bump Obama
11:24and the first person who never likes the temperature of any room
11:28When's the first sock going to the moon?
11:33Are we liking this character or is it running?
11:35No, no, no, no, no
11:36No, no, keep it, keep it on
11:39Every now and again, I see something that makes me glad I don't have big hands
11:42and this is...
11:47The ultimate indignity for a government that's critical of inclusion
11:50is that the area between the Earth's orbit and the moon
11:52is called cislunar space.
11:54And the operation they pulled off last night
11:56was called a translunar injection.
11:59And I mean, the only thing that would make it worse
12:01is if they were travelling in the starship they-them to prize.
12:05And not only is there an African-American man on board,
12:07Victor Glover is the pilot.
12:10Look, it says a lot about the state of America,
12:11that it's the only journey he can make
12:13without the risk of being pulled over.
12:18By the way, Victor Glover's call sign is Ike, I-K-E,
12:21which stands for I Know Everything.
12:22But does he know he's an embarrassing dad?
12:25Because this gorgeous family photo is giving cringe.
12:30That's actually his living room.
12:32And what he's done is he's just been wearing the suit
12:34since he got the job, that's what I...
12:35I like to think he's just been in the house and he's going...
12:39And it's just like, come on, Victor,
12:41you're making the kids late for school.
12:43It looks like he's the only one who remembered World Book Day.
12:50It's not often you can create history and be a full kit wanker.
12:55And look, they are creating history.
12:56I genuinely got chills when this emotional final send-off
12:59was given to the astronauts.
13:02On this historic mission,
13:04you take with you the heart of this Artemis team,
13:07the daring spirit of the American people
13:10and our partners across the globe
13:13and the hopes and dreams of a new generation.
13:17Good luck.
13:18Godspeed, Artemis II.
13:20Let's go.
13:23It's fine, but they never have any banter.
13:27That's what I always think.
13:27They're always trying to talk as if it's going to go on,
13:29like, some sort of monument or something,
13:31where I think they just don't have any workplace banter.
13:34Like, I'd love to hear...
13:34Just imagine doing the count like,
13:36five, four, fuck, what's that bit of metal
13:39that's falling off the top?
13:39Three, two, three.
13:41There's no coming out of the top.
13:42Only fucking about with your one.
13:43Have a good one, guys.
13:46This was the emotive moment
13:48when each of the astronauts gave their final words.
13:51Thank you, Charlie.
13:53This is Victor.
13:53We are going for our families.
13:56MS1.
13:58This is Christina.
13:59We are going for our teammates.
14:02MS2.
14:03This is Jeremy.
14:05We are going for all humanity.
14:08That's lovely,
14:09but you reckon the first two were like,
14:10oh, give it a rest, Jeremy.
14:12LAUGHTER
14:13Family, teammates,
14:14you don't have to bring humanity into war.
14:16Ooh, look at me.
14:17I'm doing this for humanity.
14:19LAUGHTER
14:20We have to spend ten days with this prick.
14:22I'm going to start doing that
14:23when I'm at work,
14:24just go,
14:25I'm doing blankety-blank for humanity.
14:27LAUGHTER
14:27I'm doing that for humanity.
14:29I'm doing that for humanity.
14:31But I just think he's not doing it
14:32for humanity, is he?
14:33He's not doing it for me.
14:34Now, if you want to do something for humanity,
14:36like, get McDonald's to bring back the McRib.
14:39LAUGHTER
14:43He's been in the camper vans for ten days,
14:44passing around the moon on day six.
14:47There was a tense moment for the astronauts
14:48when a fault was found with the onboard toilet.
14:51In fact, it was with the toilet fan.
14:53Oh, it was with the...
14:54Because I just imagined, like,
14:55one of the astronauts just coming out going,
14:57I'll give that a couple of light years.
14:59LAUGHTER
15:00LAUGHTER
15:00Would it be bad to crack a window?
15:02Is it worth it?
15:03LAUGHTER
15:04Is it worth it?
15:05LAUGHTER
15:06LAUGHTER
15:06The toilet itself costs around $17 million
15:08Oh!
15:09And comes with foot restraints and ear protectors.
15:12Oh, I thought the $70 million
15:14was just for a plumber to do that call-out.
15:17LAUGHTER
15:17The ear protectors are for the person on the toilet
15:19or the other people...
15:21LAUGHTER
15:22The toilet makes such a loud noise
15:24because it's zero gravity,
15:26it has to basically suck all the waste
15:28and take it away,
15:30so it makes a loud noise
15:31and you need ear protectors.
15:32Oh!
15:33I don't know why you need foot restraints.
15:35My... I'm assuming...
15:36LAUGHTER
15:37I'm assuming it's so that you don't...
15:40I mean, literally launch yourself across the room.
15:43LAUGHTER
15:44If it's...
15:45If it's...
15:46I don't want to speak for everyone,
15:48but if it's providing that much propulsion
15:49for other people,
15:51I'm doing it wrong.
15:53LAUGHTER
15:53But, I mean, it's zero gravity.
15:55It's got a...
15:56I mean, what happens when you fart in space?
15:58Like, you can't hide it
16:00if you've just shot across the room.
16:02LAUGHTER
16:03LAUGHTER
16:05That one was for humanity.
16:07LAUGHTER
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10The toilet is a step up
16:11from past Apollo missions,
16:12which saw astronauts taping a bag
16:14to their own buttocks.
16:16Jesus Christ!
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18That moonwalk feels a bit different now.
16:20New Armstrong with a bag take to his arsehole.
16:24LAUGHTER
16:24One small bag for man.
16:26One giant man for piss.
16:29LAUGHTER
16:29One giant man, one giant bag.
16:31There was a famous line uttered on board Apollo 10,
16:34and this is a direct quote,
16:35give me a napkin quick,
16:36there's a turd floating through the air.
16:39LAUGHTER
16:40LAUGHTER
16:40Why have they got napkins up there
16:42in the first place?
16:42For fine dining?
16:44LAUGHTER
16:44I don't know, to catch turds, probably.
16:47LAUGHTER
16:47Why else would you use a napkin?
16:49LAUGHTER
16:49Why don't they give me them a prep?
16:52The astronauts were interviewed overnight
16:54and they explained how they sleep
16:55in this fascinating clip.
16:58Sleeping here is, uh...
16:59It's actually sort of comical.
17:01Christina has been sleeping heads down
17:03in the middle of the vehicle,
17:04kind of like a bat suspended from our docking tunnel.
17:07Victor's been up where Jeremy is right now.
17:09He's got a nice little nook wedged in there.
17:11And then Jeremy has been stretched out on seat one,
17:14and I've been sleeping under the displays
17:16just in case anything goes wrong.
17:18It's more comfortable than you would think,
17:20and it's nice to sleep in weightlessness again.
17:24Every time I was dozing off last night,
17:26I had that image that I was tripping off a curb
17:27and I was waking myself up,
17:29so my body's getting re-acclimated.
17:31It's been a few years since I've been up here.
17:33I was hoping when he got to himself, he goes,
17:36and I sleep naked.
17:38LAUGHTER
17:40Hey, what's my bollocks doing?
17:41Zero gravity.
17:43LAUGHTER
17:45Before the trip, crew member Reid Wiseman said,
17:47quote, there are definitely going to be things
17:48by day six, seven, eight, nine, that we're like,
17:51man, all right, I need a little space,
17:52and I can't get any right now.
17:54And then said, like, clicking a pen cap
17:56can annoy somebody over ten days in a small capsule.
17:59Which begs the question, what would we be like in space?
18:01Imagine him trying to dodge loads of floating legs.
18:04You know, day six, the socks just float out of my crown.
18:09I like, I can likely admit, like, the idea of you going,
18:11Alex, we can't, the radio, we're not,
18:13we're not able to get back to Hoosie.
18:14It's like, no, sorry, mate, I changed it to Kishtry earlier.
18:18I like the idea you've waited 21 years for Arsenal to win the league
18:21and then you're trapped in space.
18:23LAUGHTER
18:24All right, let's move on.
18:26No, Josh has already made that joke.
18:28Move on.
18:29Sorry.
18:29No, I think it's fair to say the mission to the moon
18:31has brought out the child in all of us.
18:33Sorry.
18:33I was going to make a joke, Josh had already done it,
18:35and I was like, well, there's no point doing the same sock joke again.
18:38The only difference is I was going to do your impersonation.
18:41I was going to be, is there a bit of sock down here?
18:43To be fair, I was doing the voice as well.
18:46NASA even had an initiative in which members of the public
18:49could send their names around the moon on an SD card.
18:52So you sign up and they take an SD card
18:54and they take it around the moon.
18:57Your name goes around the moon.
18:57They even put out a boarding pass that looked like this.
19:01Now, we know that's what it looks like
19:02because one member of our production crew
19:04actually did it for her and her kids.
19:06Oh.
19:07And her seven-year-old is still pissed off
19:09that she's not actually going to the moon for Easter.
19:12LAUGHTER
19:14It's amazing.
19:14And when you look into what they're actually doing,
19:16it's amazing because the precision needed to do what they're doing
19:18is absolutely remarkable.
19:20Have a look at this fascinating clip.
19:21It shows the magnitude of trying to coordinate a rocket from Earth
19:24that loops around a moving target.
19:28OK, so there's the rocket going around Earth.
19:30It heads towards where the moon should be.
19:32It hasn't come into shot yet because it's orbiting the Earth.
19:35Here it comes.
19:36How close is that?
19:38These astronauts are basically combining physics,
19:41chemistry, mathematics and darts.
19:43LAUGHTER
19:45The way it looked is,
19:47it kind of looked like, you know when, like,
19:48your Uber driver takes a really long route home?
19:51LAUGHTER
19:51You're just going,
19:52you've got ways, mate.
19:54It's easy doing another drop-off before me.
19:57It's almost impossible to put into words
19:58what they're managing to achieve,
20:00but I think the final word should go to this excitable boy in America
20:03who managed to sum it all up beautifully.
20:06Why do you want to be here?
20:08Why do you love space?
20:09Why do you love being a part of history?
20:12We're going back to the frickin' moon, that's why.
20:15LAUGHTER
20:16Pretty much says it all.
20:18All right, let's welcome tonight's guest,
20:20but let's do it with another special guest, Josh.
20:22Oh, do you want me to do it?
20:23OK.
20:24LAUGHTER
20:25She's a telly legend, he's a comedy star,
20:28but I'm a sock so I've heard of neither of them.
20:30It's Lorraine Kelly and Josh Pugh!
20:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:45Hello, you both.
20:49Just for no apparent reason, but we've got plenty.
20:52Does anyone want to kick it?
20:53No.
20:55No, I've got punners.
20:56I'm scunnered with them.
20:57I've eaten far too many of them.
20:58OK.
20:59You're what?
20:59Sorry, Lorraine?
21:00I'm scunnered of them.
21:02Scunnered?
21:02Fed up.
21:03Had too many.
21:04Were you involved in the hoist?
21:06I cannot possibly comment on that.
21:08Maybe.
21:09Did you both follow the moon mission?
21:11What did you think of it?
21:12Oh, my God.
21:12It's so exciting.
21:13So exciting.
21:14What do you think?
21:15You're not that excited?
21:17I'm not that excited.
21:18I'm so excited.
21:18You know, it is, with astronauts, if you want to go up, fair enough and all that, but it's
21:23when they try and make up they're doing it for us, for all humanity, all, you know, mankind.
21:28We're not bothered, lads.
21:30No one's asking you to go up there.
21:32I think it's, just be honest, you want to go on a rocket?
21:35That's where you're going?
21:36Yeah.
21:36You want to go wee into the sky?
21:38Wee!
21:38They were, they had bothered with the wees in the sky, didn't they?
21:41And you two cheeky monkeys, I actually saw the original moon landing.
21:46I was 10 and watched it with my dad.
21:48No, Lorraine.
21:49I know, I know.
21:50Oh, my word.
21:52It was the best thing.
21:53No, Lorraine.
21:55Because you were making a joke and then it was, oh, it's the sock.
21:59No, Lorraine, no.
22:01I love the sock.
22:02I'm very, very, very into the sock.
22:04So, would you go into space, Lorraine?
22:06Would I go, if you told me no, I would be away.
22:09Well, could we finish the show first?
22:11I'll finish the show first.
22:12No, it's amazing.
22:13It's extraordinary.
22:15The thing is, the rockets, they go from Florida, though.
22:17I just think there's better things to do in Florida.
22:19You've got Animal Kingdom,
22:22Lightning Lagoon, you know, Epcot.
22:27There was, I love the way people really got into it this week,
22:30but I loved how watching various reporters around the world
22:32cover the rocket launch reminded everyone around the world
22:35or this classic clip.
22:36You may have seen this.
22:37James Burke.
22:37It's often called the best timed piece of television ever.
22:42And the two gases that he released
22:44from his particular version of a thermos flask,
22:47the one lying on its side behind me now,
22:50were hydrogen and oxygen.
22:56If you release those two gases into a confined space
22:59with a hole at the other end of it
23:01and mix them as you do so
23:02and then set light to them,
23:06you get that.
23:15Destination, the moon.
23:17Wow.
23:24It is incredible, but how good would it have been
23:27if he'd have had a sock on his hand?
23:31Look, walking and talking isn't always easy to do on television,
23:34as this revealing clip of Lorraine shows.
23:39She's a mother of three.
23:41She's a mother of three.
23:44I'll do that again.
23:46Superwoman, help me.
23:47Help me.
23:48You're right.
23:50I can't show you now.
23:51I can't show you now.
23:54I healed.
23:56I healed.
23:57And look,
23:57we're going to give you a chance to redeem yourself tonight.
24:00Okay.
24:00And recreate James Burke's iconic moment live in the studio.
24:04We've written a little script for you.
24:05It's on the autocue.
24:06Take it away, Lorraine.
24:08Right.
24:08Okay.
24:08Hopefully, this will work.
24:10Come on.
24:12Walking and talking on television is harder than it looks.
24:16It requires coordination, concentration, and relaxation.
24:19It's actually quite a bit of pressure.
24:25Like the pressure that's applied to a foot pump when somebody jumps on it.
24:29If that pressure is then transferred to a child's toy pointing towards the sky,
24:34you get this.
24:43That was very good, isn't it?
24:47Oh, my God.
24:49That doesn't normally happen to me.
24:52Yay!
25:00We'll have more last leg for you after the break as we come back down to earth with a look
25:03at what's going on in Iran.
25:05We'll see you in a little bit.
25:06Oh, no.
25:20Welcome back to the last leg.
25:22We're joined by Josh Pugh and Lorraine Kelly,
25:24who is handing out chocolates to everyone in the audience.
25:29Oh, Lorraine, before you go,
25:30someone said,
25:30is it okay that you didn't get a hug when you came out?
25:32Oh, no.
25:33It wasn't intentional.
25:34No, no, but I'll hug it already.
25:35No.
25:36Didn't we?
25:37Backstage, we hugged.
25:38Don't tell everyone.
25:39Was there someone that texted that in yourself here?
25:42Honestly,
25:43I didn't get concerned by so many things.
25:44Someone else said,
25:45is it okay that someone left some anti-bac spray on the desk at the beginning of the show?
25:49Yes, that was an accident.
25:52Mad Brummie said,
25:53is it okay Trump broke the window and is now running away?
25:56Look, it's been a big week for the American president.
25:58In fact, I'm going to do something now.
25:59I'm going to read off a list of things Donald Trump said this week,
26:02and I want you to tell me which one I've added as an April Fool's joke.
26:07This week, Donald Trump said that he hangs around with losers
26:10because it makes him feel better about himself.
26:12He told an audience of Saudi investors they could ask him anything about sex,
26:16said he doesn't like museums and libraries,
26:18so his library will be a hotel,
26:20and claimed that a woman should have autonomy over her own body.
26:25Yeah, you picked it.
26:26It was the last one, right?
26:28Can I just say,
26:29anyone who says,
26:30ask me anything about sex,
26:31sounds like someone who's never done it.
26:34As the war on Iran continues,
26:35the Strait of Humoz remains closed.
26:37President Trump took to Truth Social to tell Britain
26:39it should either buy its jet fuel from the US
26:42or, quote,
26:43go get your own.
26:45Not surprising from a guy who said,
26:46when you're famous,
26:47you can just grab them by the pussy.
26:49Iran is now considering placing a toll on any ships
26:51passing through the Strait of Humoz
26:53in what one commentator described as
26:54an ayatolle booth.
26:58Don't hate it.
27:00What did we think of Donald Trump
27:01saying we should get our own oil?
27:02Well, I think we'd just fight back.
27:04Mm-hmm.
27:05We'd just choose British products.
27:06You should get your own hobnobs.
27:10You know what, Trump?
27:11Get your own ambrosia cream rice.
27:14This side?
27:15You guys?
27:16It's just like,
27:18the way Trump speaks to Britain,
27:19it's like he's like a lad
27:21trying to get his mate
27:22to do something stupid all the time.
27:24Yeah.
27:25Like, set fire to the farts or something.
27:26The old you would have done it.
27:28The old you,
27:28she's changed you.
27:29The old you would have done it.
27:30Okay, then we'll do it.
27:32He's a kid, man.
27:33He's ridiculous.
27:34It's ridiculous.
27:34And look at this.
27:35Oh, yeah.
27:35He's blaming us.
27:37This is mad.
27:37Like, we didn't have,
27:38he's the one who went and started it.
27:40Yeah, yeah.
27:40He's having a go at us.
27:41And it's basically like,
27:42what he's saying is,
27:43why aren't you doing anything about
27:44these pants that I've shitting
27:45that I'm wearing?
27:48And look at this one.
27:49One country that seems to be
27:50doing well out of the crisis,
27:51it's Russia.
27:52Because just as their war effort
27:54was starting to run out of money,
27:55Donald Trump eased sanctions
27:57on Russian oil,
27:58the price of which
27:59has now gone through the roof.
28:00So the Russian economy
28:01is now pulling in
28:02hundreds of millions of dollars a day,
28:04thanks to Donald Trump.
28:06So it turns out
28:07he is good for the economy,
28:08just not Americans.
28:10Trump also said this week
28:11he'd consider pulling the US
28:12out of NATO,
28:13saying,
28:14I always knew they were a paper tiger,
28:15and then added,
28:16and Putin knows that too,
28:18by the way.
28:18Get a room!
28:21A lot of countries around the world
28:22are now struggling to deal
28:23with the current energy crisis.
28:25Sri Lanka have introduced
28:26a four-day working week,
28:27news anchors in Thailand
28:29took off their jackets on air,
28:30and their government
28:31have told officials
28:32to wear short-sleeved shirts
28:34without neckties.
28:35But have a look at Bangkok's weather
28:37for the next week.
28:38It's like 37...
28:40They should be wearing
28:41short sleeves anyway.
28:43LAUGHTER
28:43Are you guys worried
28:44about the energy crisis?
28:46I mean,
28:47anything with crisis in,
28:48it gets my alarm bells ringing.
28:51LAUGHTER
28:52LAUGHTER
28:53LAUGHTER
28:53LAUGHTER
28:55LAUGHTER
28:56LAUGHTER
28:56He knows things.
28:57Good man.
28:57He knows.
28:58Good man.
28:59Mental health,
29:00Cuban Missile.
29:01Yeah.
29:01Yeah, absolutely.
29:02Cost-a-living?
29:03Cost-a-living crisis?
29:04All of them.
29:05One woman was...
29:06Time crisis.
29:07LAUGHTER
29:08One woman was spotted
29:09filling Sainsbury's bags
29:10with petrol
29:10and storing them
29:11in the boot of her car.
29:13Sainsbury's bags!
29:14That's the unbelievable image.
29:16I think putting petrol
29:17in a plastic bag
29:18really shows where you stand
29:19on climate change.
29:22LAUGHTER
29:24LAUGHTER
29:24LAUGHTER
29:24LAUGHTER
29:24Fuck you, Grafenberg!
29:27LAUGHTER
29:27Duke Cass said,
29:28is it OK?
29:28The King's visit to the US
29:29is going to be very awkward.
29:31Yeah, so this week it was confirmed
29:32the King and Queen state visit
29:33is going to take place next month,
29:35even though Trump spent
29:35a lot of this week
29:36slagging off Keir Starmer.
29:38In fact,
29:38Trump even stated
29:39that the King
29:40would have backed him
29:41over the war in Iran.
29:43His exact words were,
29:44I like him,
29:45I always liked him as a prince,
29:46he's a good man,
29:47a great representative
29:48for your country,
29:49I think he would have
29:49taken a very different stand,
29:51but he doesn't do that,
29:52I mean, he's a great gentleman.
29:54I don't think Charles
29:55would have taken
29:56a different stance
29:56over the war.
29:56I don't think so either.
29:58He talks to plants.
29:59Yeah, poop!
30:00You know what I mean?
30:01His car runs on biofuels.
30:03He's cane!
30:04His favourite hobby is angling.
30:05That's not a warmonger,
30:06that's a fishmonger.
30:07LAUGHTER
30:10You've met the King, right?
30:11I have, I have.
30:12Is he the kind of guy
30:12that would be like,
30:13yeah, get in there?
30:14No, he would not,
30:15and the poor soul
30:16that has to go and sit
30:18and break bread with Trump,
30:19I know he's met
30:20lots of despots
30:22in his life,
30:23but I don't know
30:23how you get through that.
30:24Do you just kind of
30:25sit there thinking,
30:26sooner can go home
30:27to Camilla
30:27and watch the racing
30:29with a gin and tonic.
30:30Is that how you get through it?
30:31I don't know.
30:32Well, is it true also,
30:33the King can't really
30:34give an opinion
30:34on whether he'd go to war,
30:35and Donald Trump knows that.
30:37Of course he does,
30:38so he's just...
30:38He's just baiting.
30:40They've got mutual acquaintances.
30:42His brother.
30:44LAUGHTER
30:46LAUGHTER
30:47That's very true!
30:49Ah-ha!
30:50Well...
30:50You know, Andrew.
30:53APPLAUSE
30:55APPLAUSE
30:56The Guardian's photo editor
30:57obviously had a little bit
30:58of fun this week.
30:59It looked like they were purposely
31:00choosing photos
31:01that made the King
31:01look sceptical of Trump.
31:03There was this one.
31:04LAUGHTER
31:05Are they passing drugs?
31:08LAUGHTER
31:09Cheers for that, Donald.
31:10I really needed that, Parker.
31:12LAUGHTER
31:13And The Guardian also ran
31:14with this perfectly captured shot.
31:16LAUGHTER
31:17It looks...
31:18It looks like the King's going,
31:19ooh,
31:20and he's just seeing Trump
31:21like zipper bollock in his zip.
31:24LAUGHTER
31:24LAUGHTER
31:25He's only trying to get
31:26a sock out and all.
31:27LAUGHTER
31:28It looks like they're struggling
31:29for an answer
31:29on Celebrity Pointless.
31:31LAUGHTER
31:33LAUGHTER
31:33Ooh, you forgot
31:35to Captain Harland.
31:36Ooh.
31:37LAUGHTER
31:38That actually is a photo
31:39of Charles talking to a plant.
31:41LAUGHTER
31:41The scramble for fuel
31:43is going to test all of us,
31:44so Josh and Alex
31:44have come up with a way
31:45to get us prepared.
31:46Yes, we have.
31:47So, Hills, basically,
31:48as soon as we saw the image
31:49of a woman putting petrol
31:50in Sainsbury's bags,
31:51we basically thought
31:52this could fuel
31:53some hilarity.
31:55Oh, yeah.
31:55That's good.
31:56Huh?
31:56Huh?
31:57Huh?
31:57And more to the point...
31:59More to the point,
32:00pad out the show.
32:01LAUGHTER
32:02So, we're going to put on...
32:03We've got to make special
32:04petrol pump hats for this.
32:07LAUGHTER
32:08And Alex has got a jingle made.
32:10Would you like to cue the jingle, Alex?
32:11Let's play!
32:17You've got to patrol with it.
32:19You've got to feel your bag.
32:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:30OK!
32:31Here we are in our petrol pumps.
32:35Me and Alex are two petrol pumps.
32:36As you can see,
32:37I've got green on my face
32:38because I am unleaded.
32:40Yes, and as you can see,
32:42I'm Diesel,
32:42so I've got a black hat on
32:44and I'm...
32:45Do you know what, actually?
32:46Shall we just continue with this?
32:48LAUGHTER
32:50I don't want to get cancelled.
32:51It is Hillsy versus Lorraine
32:53and I can tell you
32:54that this couldn't be more important, Josh.
32:56Do you know why?
32:57Why?
32:57Because there's a very special
32:59prize on offer.
33:00Ooh!
33:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:02Right, so here's what you have to do.
33:03You have to get as much
33:04highly flammable petrol
33:06in shopping bags
33:08across our tricky assault course
33:10from one end of the forecourt
33:12to the other.
33:13It's that simple.
33:15Hillsy, we ask you,
33:16it's the forecourt,
33:17so please don't use your mobile.
33:18Absolutely.
33:19And Lorraine,
33:20please don't light up.
33:21I don't know how...
33:22LAUGHTER
33:23OK, then, let's talk you through the course.
33:25First, you must fill your bag
33:27at the petrol pump over there.
33:28That'll have a street value
33:29of about eight grand at the moment.
33:31And then you've got to negotiate your way
33:32through the mountain of charcoal briquettes
33:34and then slalom in and out of the
33:36caution wet floor signs.
33:38Grab yourself a bunch of shitty flowers
33:40that you might be buying for a family member
33:42you don't like.
33:43And then buy a scratch card
33:45from an under-motivated forecourt attendant.
33:48Finally, pour your Romanian petrol
33:51into the car boot.
33:52The person who fills their car boot
33:53with the most petrol
33:54is the winner.
33:56Capisce?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Cool.
33:58Take your positions, please, at the start.
34:00Over there.
34:01There you go.
34:02Let's kick it off, our contestants.
34:03Ah, you go this side, I'll go this side.
34:08APPLAUSE
34:09Are you ready?
34:10Ready.
34:10Three, two, one, pump it!
34:14Oh, here we go.
34:15There we go.
34:16They're pumping away now.
34:17Oh, Kills, right.
34:18Who do you fancy to win this, Alex?
34:19I think Kills, he's struggling already.
34:21He's not having this.
34:22He seems like Lorraine's not messing about.
34:24Hey, Lorraine's got this.
34:25He's worked in a petrol station before.
34:28LAUGHTER
34:28Lorraine feels like somebody
34:30siphoned petrol with a...
34:33I'll be honest, this bit's lasting longer
34:35than we'd anticipated.
34:36LAUGHTER
34:37Not the first time we've said that,
34:39am I right?
34:40LAUGHTER
34:41Just go for the two...
34:42Two hands if you need it.
34:44Let's go.
34:45Here we go.
34:45OK, here we go.
34:46All right.
34:46Go on, Lorraine.
34:48In and out.
34:48Go on, Lorraine.
34:49Go on, go on, go on, go on.
34:51Get your flowers.
34:52Get your flowers.
34:53Get your scratch card, please.
34:55Oh, two bunches.
34:56Oh, Lorraine's a romantic.
34:57Grab your scratch card.
34:58Fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz, fizz.
35:00Yep.
35:01OK, thank you.
35:02Fill it up, fill it up, fill it up, fill it up, fill it up, fill it up, fill it
35:06up!
35:07Oh, my God.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:10Oh.
35:11Who's going to win?
35:12Oh, my God, here we go.
35:13Who's going to win?
35:13Oh, my God, Lorraine!
35:14Oh, God, I need a wee so much.
35:16LAUGHTER
35:18Oh, look.
35:18Look, I can tell you that our winner is Lorraine Kelly!
35:25Oh, isn't it? Lorraine Killsy!
35:27Oh, hang on. Oh, God. Give it to Lorraine.
35:30It's Lorraine!
35:32And there is your brouquet of KitKat.
35:35Oh, no, I...
35:36Oh, Lorraine, congratulations.
35:41It's going to have to go to VAR.
35:43Well, and more last thing for you after the break
35:45as we take a look at the upcoming World Cup.
35:47But, Josh, I think it's time to burn some of this petrol off, shall we?
35:49Yes, let's go for this. Right. There you go.
35:51Everyone duck. We're going to go big on this burning.
35:53Three, two, one.
36:09Welcome back to The Last News.
36:10It's done by Josh Pugh and Lorraine Kelly.
36:12Time to talk football now, but before we do,
36:14let's welcome a man who's become an online sensation
36:16as the assistant manager of the Sunday League team Royal Oak FC.
36:20Please welcome Steve Bracknell.
36:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:34Lovely to have you here, Steve.
36:36Big game this weekend.
36:38Explain for everyone what the game is.
36:40It's being billed as the biggest game in Sunday League history.
36:44Mm-hm.
36:45I've billed it, that, I'll be frank.
36:47But, yeah.
36:483,000 people are coming to watch two pub teams
36:52playing a football match on Easter Sunday at 2pm.
36:54Who are the pub teams?
36:56Royal Oak, my team, I'm assistant manager.
36:58Let's not get hung up on titles, mate.
37:00LAUGHTER
37:02I'm the assistant host, mate, don't worry about it.
37:04LAUGHTER
37:06No comment.
37:07LAUGHTER
37:09And there's no love lost.
37:10And for the people who can't make it on the day,
37:12can they watch it?
37:14I'm allowed to mention BBC, aren't I?
37:17I mean, who knows these days, but, yeah, go for it.
37:20LAUGHTER
37:23Don't get me involved in that.
37:25LAUGHTER
37:26The BBC have kindly agreed to live stream it
37:30to the Games Gone YouTube channel.
37:32Amazing.
37:32We're going to have people from all around globe...
37:34Yeah.
37:36..watching 22 overweight blokes...
37:39..try and put ball it back at night.
37:41And, look, I understand you're a big fan of Alex Brooker
37:43so much so you've written a chant for him.
37:45Last night, I spent an hour in the shower naked.
37:48Well, I've always naked in the shower, but...
37:49LAUGHTER
37:51..singing about Alex.
37:52Arnick is going, Stephen, are you all right?
37:54I'm all right, love.
37:55Would you like to hear it?
37:57I'd love to hear it, please.
37:58Yeah!
38:00It's to the tune of marching in two by two.
38:04Oh.
38:05He'll never play in a football team, they said.
38:08They said.
38:09They were always making jokes about his leg.
38:13His leg.
38:14Now making jokes is how he gets paid
38:16And now he's playing in soccer day.
38:18All of Brooker, England's number nine.
38:21da da da da da da da da da
38:28da da da da da da
38:31da da da da da da da da da da da da da
38:33And we all have Brooker, infused number nine
38:37Oh!
38:38So quite o' just part of Screen!
38:40Oh, my God!
38:45Thank you so much. I was like, make a wish. Thank you.
38:51And now, Josh Pugh, you play for the partially sighted England futsal team.
38:56I do, yeah.
38:56And you got a visit from an important manager.
38:59Yeah, before a tournament in Turkey, we were training in Manchester to motivate the lads.
39:04Our manager brought in a special guest and introduced him as Gareth.
39:08No surname, didn't give a surname. Obviously, the lads are visually impaired.
39:11We couldn't see that Gareth Southgate was stood.
39:17And we were just very underwhelmed.
39:22He's got, like, a shirt on. We think he works for the hotel.
39:28Any questions for Gareth? Well, my room key's not working.
39:32LAUGHTER
39:35Yeah, first and second name we need.
39:38LAUGHTER
39:40And, look, Lorraine, I understand you're going to be...
39:42Like, we've got the World Cup coming up. Yes.
39:44I understand you're going to be one of the games.
39:46Yes, we're going to the Morocco game.
39:47Well, hopefully I'm going, cos you know there's that thing where
39:50if you've been horrible about Donald Trump... Yes.
39:52..so I might get...
39:53I was hoping that we'd be Canada or Mexico, but we're not.
39:57..and I'm just worried that, you know, when I get there,
40:00they wouldn't let me in cos I might have said a bad thing
40:02about Donald Trump.
40:03I think the nicest thing I said was he was a twat.
40:06LAUGHTER
40:06That was me being nice.
40:08That was me being nice.
40:10APPLAUSE
40:11In the air, in the air.
40:14In the air.
40:14In the air.
40:14In the air.
40:14Is there any message you'd like to give
40:16to the Scotland team ahead of the World Cup?
40:18I just so happen to be sitting on this.
40:20Oh.
40:20Yeah, I just thought I would wave this around and say,
40:22the famous thing is, no Scotland, no party.
40:25No Scotland, no party.
40:27It's true!
40:28It's true!
40:28It's true!
40:29It's true!
40:30It's true!
40:30It's true!
40:31It's true!
40:33I'm so happy you didn't keep that,
40:35and I'll Josh does with his socks.
40:38LAUGHTER
40:38I'm just going to wear it.
40:40And, look, Steve, we asked you ahead of coming here
40:42tonight if you could prepare a little bit of a speech
40:43for the England team.
40:44You gave me 24 hour, to be frank.
40:46LAUGHTER
40:46Yeah, to be fair.
40:48To be honest, it's more time than we take to write the show.
40:51LAUGHTER
40:52So, the stage is yours.
40:56APPLAUSE
41:04We were all young kids once upon a time.
41:07We had dreams.
41:09Big dreams.
41:11I never laid in bed at night, dreaming about being an electrician.
41:15No, we wanted to be astronauts who'd flight at moon,
41:18but he couldn't.
41:20LAUGHTER
41:22Some of us wanted to play for England in a World Cup final.
41:26And in two months' time, some of you lads have got the chance
41:30to make that a reality.
41:31A World Cup final, I mean.
41:33We're not sending Annie Maguire to moon.
41:35LAUGHTER
41:36I hope not, anyway, we need him.
41:38LAUGHTER
41:38All I ask of you lads is to keep dreaming.
41:42Listen, I can forgive a bad pass, a penalty miss.
41:46But what I cannot forgive is the inability to believe we can do it.
41:51Well, you know, it's as sure as that.
41:54We live in divisive times, and the opportunities for this country to come together are few and far between.
42:02It was Gallagher's last summer that brought us together.
42:05Me and our Nicky had the best air of his life.
42:06Unbelievable.
42:08But now it's your turn.
42:10So go and play your heart, sir.
42:11Not for me, not for Widdicombe, not for Brooker.
42:14Do it for kids up and down country who are still dreaming.
42:17And if football comes home, and I mean this from the bottom of me heart,
42:22if it comes home, I'm buying a bargain bucket.
42:25LAUGHTER
42:25You know what I mean?
42:26Gravy coleslaw, viennetta beans, job lot, it's on me, and I mean that.
42:30LAUGHTER
42:30So get up and down and play for that badge, but more importantly,
42:36let's try and stay together as one, all right?
42:38Steve.
42:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:47We'll open up our last leg for you after the break, Josh will wrap up the last seven days,
42:50and we're going to unveil an anthem for the World Cup.
42:53We'll see you in a little bit.
42:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:07Welcome back to Last Leg.
43:09We're joined by Josh Pugh, Lorraine Kelly and Steve Bracknell.
43:11Last week on the show, we met someone by the name of Becky Coleman.
43:14Now, Becky was aiming to become the first wheelchair user
43:17to row the Oxford and Cambridge boat race course, arms only.
43:21Yesterday, she smashed it in 33 minutes
43:24and sent us this picture with the little hands in a boat that we gave her.
43:28Becky's here tonight. Becky, congratulations.
43:31Well done.
43:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:44I also want to give a shout out to the Keithley Cougars rugby league team if I can.
43:47Last year on the show, you might remember, Alistair Campbell challenged Keithley
43:50to help out the Ukrainian rugby league team.
43:53Keithley then provided them with their official kit, offered to fly a bunch of teenage...
43:56They offered to fly a bunch of teenage rugby league players from Ukraine to the UK for a week.
44:02The Ukrainian kids landed into Leeds Bradford this afternoon.
44:05They're going to spend the weekend in Keithley and Castleford
44:07playing and watching rugby league, which is awesome.
44:10They're also taking a day trip to Haworth.
44:13I think that's how you pronounce it.
44:15Home of the Bronte sisters.
44:16Because you know how much rugby league players love the Bronte sisters.
44:19LAUGHTER
44:19You can hear them now.
44:21Heath, Cliff!
44:22Heath, Cliff!
44:23Oh, we all joined. I didn't expect you to join.
44:26This is the greatest audience of all.
44:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:38Josh has been orbiting the last seven days.
44:40What have you got?
44:41OK.
44:41Would you like...
44:42LAUGHTER
44:43He's got to read it off the card.
44:45Would you like to see an incredible clip of what could possibly go wrong
44:48when collecting your food at the end of a night?
44:50Out.
44:51Yes, please.
44:53LAUGHTER
44:55LAUGHTER
44:57LAUGHTER
44:57Oh, no.
44:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:02It's the way he tries to save it.
45:04It's such a journey, then.
45:06Would you like to see some awkward footage of poor old Craig Doyle
45:10being interrupted during rugby team's warm-up?
45:13Yes.
45:14LAUGHTER
45:14You only can.
45:15So, we said to Liam, a new member of the team,
45:17you need an initiation,
45:18you usually get a song in the bottom,
45:19you're going to damn something disgusting.
45:21I'm ready to sing, to be fair.
45:22You're going to kick this ball?
45:23Yeah, it's going to be a debut defining moment, I think.
45:25You're a pro footballer, watch your guys.
45:27Let's have a look.
45:28Brave man.
45:31Get there!
45:32It's good effort.
45:33It's good effort.
45:34These chaps are giving me this.
45:35Would you sign him, Geoff?
45:37Would you sign him?
45:37I'm fucking not on.
45:38I'll serve it.
45:40OK.
45:41LAUGHTER
45:41Jeff's not happy about that.
45:42OK?
45:42Apologies to my words.
45:44LAUGHTER
45:46All right, we are about to end the show
45:48with a song for the World Cup,
45:49but before we do,
45:49would you please thank our guests,
45:50Josh Pugh!
45:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:54Ryan Kelly!
45:55And Steve Bresnoll!
45:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:58And my co-host Josh Whittaker
46:01and Alex Blocker!
46:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:05We'll be back later in the year
46:06with more Last Leg,
46:07but right now,
46:08with the World Cup coming up,
46:09we thought we'd give a shout-out
46:10to all the countries competing
46:12and wish them luck
46:13with every single part of their journey.
46:15LAUGHTER
46:17🎵
46:23Looking at a summer of football
46:2648 countries
46:28and all the competing here
46:30I sit and I wonder
46:34just who to cheer
46:38England
46:41Not Wales, because they went with failure, but in June
46:47Scotland might dance to a different tune
46:51Tune in to the sea-rich nation
46:53Get to US evacuation
46:56Getting into America
46:58Getting into America
47:01Has become a massive pain in the ass
47:08Past the urban Herzegovina
47:11Norway, Switzerland, Portugal, maybe France
47:17Even Croatia have got a chance
47:23Sweden, Jordan and Ghana
47:26Brazil, Ivory Coast and Uzbekistan
47:30We're not gonna put money on Iran
47:36Which country's gonna be sent home
47:38Wipe off the ass from your iPhone
47:41Getting into America
47:43Getting into America
47:46Has become a massive pain in the ass
47:52Thanks for watching The Last Leg
47:53My name's Adam Hills
47:54We'll see you later in the air
47:56For the next leg
47:56Good day
48:02Good day
48:03We'll see you later
48:03We'll see you later
48:04Smack the ban
48:04Look at my shoulders
48:06Robin
48:06It's back
48:07We'll see you later
48:08How to adapt
48:08I finally
48:08Think
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