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00:00Do you know what blood type you are?
00:01A plus.
00:02A plus?
00:03A plus, mate. The best you can get.
00:06What are you, probably a D minus?
00:10Ah, you walked into that, mate.
00:14Every evening in Australia...
00:15Let's do this, baby!
00:17TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:20How are there so many suckers out there?
00:23But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25No, this is not a real TV show.
00:27I don't understand the creative direction here.
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:33What are we watching?
00:34This is Keith and I'm like, never heard of him.
00:37Sorry, what?
00:38We're not the target demographic.
00:40This week, we went on a company retreat.
00:42Everyone involved is an actor.
00:44This is the best TV concept ever.
00:47Stop it!
00:48It's so cringe, but it's so good.
00:51Checked out Taylor Sheridan's new star-studded drama.
00:54Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
00:55Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
00:56Kate.
00:57You're gonna say you look like...
00:58Kurt Russell.
00:59Oh, Kurt Russell has a square jaw.
01:01That's all I'm saying.
01:02And were blown away by a doco with a difference.
01:06Wait, is she naked?
01:07Is her front bottom out?
01:08Splinter City.
01:16Anastasia and Faye are away this week.
01:18Meanwhile, in Sydney...
01:19Have you been eating lollies behind the curtain?
01:22This is where he asks for a lawyer.
01:23Yeah.
01:23Don't say a word.
01:25My lollies.
01:26Yeah.
01:27That's right.
01:27No fingerprint.
01:28You can't place him at the scene of the crime.
01:30He has an alibi.
01:31Were you with Malik?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Yeah.
01:35This week on Stan, we watched their new animal doco series.
01:39Oh, we're doing winter shit.
01:41Correct, because...
01:42Those that do live here, thrive here.
01:46You know what the secret is to thriving in a winter wonderland?
01:49Fat.
01:50Fat.
01:51I am made for winter.
01:53The wild winter.
01:55Here we go.
01:56Buddy, we're gonna watch the animal doco.
01:58You love these, mate.
01:59Winter in the southern hemisphere is more forgiving for the animal inhabitants.
02:04Where are we?
02:04Is this Australia?
02:06Nah.
02:07Has it got to be New Zealand?
02:08Oh.
02:09To much of the world, Australia is not a place associated with freezing temperatures.
02:15No.
02:16Scott, you wouldn't think of it, would you?
02:18Leon, geez, look.
02:19It's a landscape of incredible extremes.
02:23What cute winter animals do we have?
02:26Oh, it's a wombat!
02:27In my middle.
02:28This common wombat...
02:30You could have just called me a wombat.
02:31You don't have to call me a common wombat.
02:33...is one of the only large marsupial species that can handle life above the snow line.
02:39Wombat!
02:40Leon, do you think you're invisible?
02:41There's a wombat in the snow and I can't see nothing.
02:44The focus of today's trek is a hunt for food.
02:47I can't see anything!
02:49To save exerting himself, he halves his effort.
02:52Oh my goodness, look at the run!
02:54His back feet fit perfectly into the deep impressions made by his front paws.
03:00Oh, look at it, it's so cute.
03:02They kind of look like a little pig cat, don't they?
03:04A little pig cat is actually spot on.
03:06It looks like Kev.
03:07And even though he sometimes looks a little out of step with his surroundings...
03:11Listen here, you little wombat.
03:13Get off the table!
03:16This wombat is at home in winter.
03:19It's really nice just watching a quiet show together.
03:22Next, we're off to...
03:24Oh, Japan!
03:25Negative seven degrees, my goodness!
03:27It would freeze your balls off, wouldn't you?
03:29I haven't got any, Kev.
03:30Thank God.
03:31Surrounded by rugged mountains, spectacular hot streams...
03:35I bet you it's monkeys!
03:37There's monkeys!
03:38These macaques don't have to contend with the Polonites of further north.
03:43Look at how cold they are, their faces are so pink.
03:46They've latched on to a unique way to warm up.
03:48Hell.
03:49The monkeys go into the thermal baths and relax.
03:52So Japanese of them hanging out in the onsen.
03:54This mother and baby know it's nicer in a warm bath than out.
03:59Us Asians are smart.
04:01Even our monkeys are smart.
04:02Well, I mean, it's not rocket science.
04:04They're cold.
04:05It's hot.
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08The macaque have only been submerging themselves since the 1960s.
04:13What happened in the 60s?
04:14Things got a bit wild and they thought, let's just try this hot water.
04:17You ever been in a spa in the snow?
04:18Not with 30 blokes.
04:20The local thermal springs generally sit at a 40 degrees Celsius.
04:25Oh, toasty!
04:26These monkeys are on the money.
04:29Put you in that hot pool and no one would tell the difference.
04:33Relieving stress.
04:35Oh, the serenity.
04:36Oi, I'm coming back as one of these.
04:38The doco then takes us to the thermal springs of Yellowstone National Park.
04:43So wait, we're in Yellowstone now?
04:44What have they got?
04:45Birds like these mallards.
04:47Ducks!
04:47Mmm, ducks. Boring.
04:48I love ducks.
04:49I've got ducks.
04:51To filter food from the water.
04:53I'm just going to get a cup of tea while the ducks are on.
04:54Just keep watching this, everybody.
04:56Do you know, with ducks, the females are the loudest?
04:59That's boring.
04:59And the males don't make a single sound.
05:01That's a bit boring.
05:02But the birds are not the only animals in Yellowstone.
05:05Who's this bad boy?
05:06A bobcat.
05:07A bobcat?
05:08I don't know whose name's Bob.
05:10In winter, hungry eyes are never far.
05:13Look, look.
05:13This bob.
05:14Oh, the bobcat is going to eat the shit out of these ducks.
05:17Now it's getting fun.
05:19Success hangs on the cat's ability to time its attack.
05:22No, you stay away from the ducks.
05:24Bobcats are patient hunters.
05:27Not great at camouflage, though.
05:28No, stay away from my ducks, you stupid cat.
05:31With the ducks oblivious.
05:32Here we go.
05:33Fly!
05:34Fly ducks!
05:37No!
05:38Yes!
05:39A successful kill.
05:41Immediately improving the bobcat's chances of survival.
05:44I hope you get hypothermia and you choke on the duck's bone.
05:50Boy, that was so good, hey.
05:52Does it make you want to go and see the snow?
05:53It does.
05:54You're always getting cool stuff in the winter animals.
05:56Except for those ducks.
05:58I don't like cats anymore.
06:11In Melbourne...
06:12People are just like using AI as friends.
06:15I saw a kid have a full conversation in the Apple store.
06:18Like a human conversation with AI.
06:20I was like, this is scary.
06:22Get some friends, dork.
06:23Meanwhile in Sydney...
06:24I've been talking a lot to ChatGPT at the moment.
06:27Me too!
06:27We've been having some deep chats.
06:29Well, I've actually put mine into voice mode so it talks back to me.
06:32What voice did you choose?
06:33Yeah, she's like a fun 21-year-old or something.
06:35I totally hear you.
06:37It's like a real friend.
06:38It's cheaper than therapies.
06:41Monday night on 10.
06:42Deal.
06:43Or...
06:43No deal.
06:45That's right.
06:46Yay!
06:47And as always...
06:48Here's your host...
06:49Grant Daniel!
06:51And tonight's contestant is...
06:53Jessica McNeely!
06:54Come on down, Jessica!
06:56No, that's the catchphrase from a completely different game show.
06:59OK, so she picks a suitcase, she's usually got a friend in the audience.
07:03Seymour...
07:04Telling you right now, mate, everyone knows how to play this game.
07:07Yeah, I think so.
07:08So let's get straight into it.
07:09Let's play!
07:10Hard!
07:11Again, different show.
07:13This one...
07:13Starts with the choice of one case.
07:15Number two.
07:16Number two!
07:17I wouldn't do number two.
07:18No way.
07:19Bad juju.
07:20Well, let's see what's in the other cases.
07:22Where would you like to start?
07:23Number 19.
07:25That is a bloody great start.
07:27Yes, it's not bad.
07:29Now, watch this.
07:30Um, 22, please.
07:32$5, yes, Jessica!
07:34Well, she's picking on blue, she's doing well.
07:36Number three, please.
07:37Oh!
07:38$2.50!
07:39Three blues!
07:40He is killing it!
07:42That's the best possible start you can have.
07:44You've got to start on the blue side.
07:46Really?
07:46I don't want to get too excited.
07:48Have you brought anybody with you or who you got up there?
07:50I got Landa.
07:51Landa.
07:52My son's future mother-in-law.
07:55Sons.
07:56Future mother-in-law.
07:57Her son is getting married to that lady's daughter.
08:00Yes.
08:00Our kids love Japan, so we thought we might shout them to go over there for their honeymoon.
08:05Are they going to Japan for their honeymoon?
08:08Yeah!
08:08That's like me!
08:09But we thought we might come as well.
08:12Oh!
08:12No!
08:14You don't want your parents on your honeymoon.
08:16That's a great thing for romance on your honeymoon, isn't it?
08:19You guys are coming and meeting us in Japan!
08:22And what was your financial target?
08:2330.
08:24Yeah, 30.
08:2530 grand for holiday.
08:27You know what?
08:27I hope for her kids' sake she cannot go to Japan.
08:31But Jessica's run of good luck continues.
08:34Meh!
08:35And the blue cases keep disappearing.
08:37We're getting 25.
08:38Cheapers, I tell you now, I can smell money.
08:40And the bank offers get bigger.
08:43No deal!
08:44No deal!
08:44No deal!
08:45And bigger.
08:4620!
08:48Take it!
08:48Take it!
08:49Take it!
08:49No way, Holly!
08:51Take the deal!
08:52Take the deal!
08:53No deal!
08:54Oh!
08:54Yes!
08:56YOLO!
08:57YOLO!
08:58My God, that takes some courage.
09:00One more case to open.
09:01Number 17.
09:02I've got a terrible feeling it's a hundred thousand.
09:05Shit.
09:06Oh my God.
09:06I can't watch.
09:07Anything but the hundred.
09:08Is there a hundred grand inside or not?
09:10Oh, the ten thousand!
09:12Oh my goodness!
09:13Oh my gosh!
09:15She could have a hundred grand in her case.
09:17She also could have 500 bucks.
09:19There's one last figure you need to consider.
09:21Bank offer.
09:23So the offer's gonna be high now.
09:24It's gonna be huge.
09:26And whatever it is, they should take it.
09:2932?
09:30Yeah.
09:30That's still fine.
09:31And they said minimum 30.
09:32They've got the holiday.
09:33They can hear their kids root in the next door room.
09:35What do you think?
09:36Take the money and get out of it!
09:38Take the money!
09:38Do not be greedy.
09:39Do not be greedy.
09:40Take the deal!
09:41Gamble.
09:42I'm almost tempted to open it.
09:44What?
09:44What?
09:45No deal.
09:46Don't listen to Linda.
09:47You have to deal!
09:48You have to deal!
09:49No deal!
09:52What the hell?
09:54What the hell?
09:55Oh, she's just listened to her.
09:57That's why the mothers get along so well.
09:59These mums have been playing too many mobile gambling games.
10:03This is a couple of mums after a few Long Island ice teas at the casino rolling dice on
10:07the craps table.
10:08And it's all come down to this.
10:10There is a 50% chance you have the stunning amount of $100,000.
10:14I think she's got $100,000.
10:17I think she's got the 500, baby.
10:19Oh my god, I hope this works out.
10:20Oh my god.
10:21Oh my gosh.
10:22The latch is undone.
10:23Oh.
10:24I'm gonna spew.
10:25I'm gonna spew.
10:25I'm gonna spew.
10:26Alright, are we doing it?
10:27Yeah!
10:27Hurry up!
10:28Inside!
10:29Taste to eat!
10:31Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:39Ah!
10:40Ah!
10:41Ah!
10:44Oh my god.
10:45That's hard to watch.
10:47Oh!
10:47Ah!
10:49So sorry, it's only $500.
10:51It's not even enough to get petrol for your ride home.
10:55But this season...
10:56There's one more chance.
10:57Oh, hang on.
10:58Our brand new game called The Deal Wheel.
11:01What?!
11:01The Deal Wheel!
11:02I'm coming back.
11:03What's The Deal Wheel?
11:04Well, it's a big wheel that you spin to try and win some more cash.
11:07Oh, that's like the chase.
11:08Once again, different show.
11:10Redbird Newton spin the wheel!
11:12It's a different...
11:13Oh, forget it.
11:141500 bucks big deal I guess the kids are going to the best Western in Wagga
11:36just giving everyone love that's what I do
11:42this week Amazon Prime premiered the next season of its smash hit from 2023
11:49jury duty presents company retreat I've been looking forward to this dude what is it if you
11:54don't remember it's the show where a crew films a fake documentary and everyone is in on it hey do
12:00I look at you I'll look at me unfortunately okay I always want to look right in there
12:06I love it everyone involved is an actor oh my god oh did I do that except for Anthony
12:13oh Anthony who's Anthony this is Anthony good morning I'm Anthony I'm the new assistant I'm
12:19not sure what I'm supposed to you're probably gonna meet with Kevin Anthony's the only one
12:23that's not the actor it's like a real Truman show he's the star of the show and this season the
12:29star of the show has been fake hired to fake work at a fake hot sauce company rockin grandma's I
12:35love
12:35hot sauce this year's fake retreat is special because the fake owner Doug is handing over the
12:41reins of the fake company to his fake son Dougie jr. he is gonna be great and the milo rocks
12:47up
12:48and fake son Dougie taking over isn't the only big thing happening at the retreat I'm Kevin Gomez
12:54I run HR here at rockin grandma's hot sauce Kevin Gomez oh god head of HR but he's either he's
13:01an
13:01actor they're all actors Lee oh no you gotta keep telling me because they're all actors except for
13:06Anthony night one of the retreat I'm gonna propose to Amy he's gonna propose oh god yeah man he's such
13:17a
13:17nice guy he's the nicest guy he's like the perfect target all right take me to the retreat I'm really
13:23excited everybody's about to get here and the fun the fun is gonna start the fun is gonna start all
13:27right Anthony you're gonna be in the middle of it the duration of the retreat you can call me
13:32captain fun captain fun oh my god how orcs
13:40I want to get off the bus
13:44it's so cringe but it's so good wait this actually looks really fun I've got to pitch this to my
13:49workplace how you doing how you doing good Claire is here who's Claire I work remote and meeting
13:57everyone for the first time in person today so she's the web designer that works from home I thought
14:02you were black honey I gotta get my computer fixed it's really really dark you can just put up the
14:10brightness it's Doug's last retreat before he dies which is really sad to me before he dies before he
14:21dies no he's not sick oh he's retiring look at look at Anne at the back well that's good how
14:32are
14:32they not breaking character they are great actors yes well if you like that you're gonna love this
14:40there we've got the proposal oh we're doing it no she's gonna say no she's gonna say no hmm that's
14:47what I just said we made a promise to each other that if we both reach the age of 40
14:51and neither of
14:52us were married that we would marry each other oh no they're not even dating oh will you marry me
15:03no I can't my this is out of control these actors are incredible so good no no but we love
15:09each other
15:09you say I let's just stop filming I think we wrap it up I got you oh this is a
15:20joke Anthony you're you
15:21know it's a joke oh yeah I'm getting hot Anthony is too nice for this uh that actually was not
15:36a joke
15:36that was a real yeah yeah I'm aware I feel like it's just gonna get worse and worse I think
15:42I'm
15:42gonna go oh he's leaving so if he's leaving he's assistant he's in charge now you're officially
15:47promoted Captain Fun yeah he's now Captain Fun Anthony's now running the retreat
15:55oh no he's got the cans for just married let's have a good time y'all right it's quiet come
16:01on y'all let's do it
16:02he's in and he's rolling solo I got a promotion let's have a good time
16:09Captain Fun is in charge
16:13oh he's such a legend I just hope I can make this retreat a success I love this so much
16:21this is the
16:22best TV concept ever my jaw hurts from laughing now I have to watch to the end so I can
16:28watch him find out
16:44you put shit on me putting my jocks on because I don't know what you're for when you put a
16:49jock on
16:49and I said well you have a go did I have a problem no you put it on straight away
16:52what I said well you look good in my jocks I better take your knickers off
16:59this week Paramount Plus was streaming a new show from the creator of the hit series Yellowstone
17:04Taylor Sheridan anything Taylor Sheridan is good what's the plot what's the point
17:09what are we doing here Milo it's about a blue-blooded family with a blonde socialite mum
17:14they just don't know any better oh Michelle Pfeiffer everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer
17:19you can't say that no they all do it's also about Michelle's businessman hubby
17:23Kurt Russell Kate you're gonna say you look like a lot of people recognize I look like Kurt Russell
17:29excuse me Kurt Russell has a square jaw that's all I'm saying
17:34there's about 400 things I can come back with now and I've got to work out whether the juice is
17:38worth the
17:39squeeze Kurt and Michelle also have two daughters
17:43oh
17:45what the hell
17:47right in the middle of the street modern society instead of going after the bloke and knocking him
17:52over this guy's filming on his phone you can see why Kurt wants to leave New York behind and move
17:56to
17:56Montana I mean look at that it's gorgeous it's a slice of heaven yep right by a river called
18:04the Madison I am so excited for this I have seen this advertised everywhere on the back of every
18:10single bus yes in New York City Michelle's having an intimate family dinner everyone's on their phones
18:17where are you going it's your father where are you going it is rude to talk on the phone in
18:22a
18:22restaurant exactly bang mom it's bloody rude I wouldn't be so nice rude to who through to each
18:29other through to the staff I'd be saying that you're the one on the phone I said mom I'm so
18:36sick and
18:37tired of trying to have conversations with you when you are constantly on your phone she said look at
18:41these babies on tik-tok I'm cute what time is it seven full moon that's beautiful look at that
18:51well until your brother gets into our plumbing I'll have to take your word for it she's divinity as
18:55if you wouldn't want to go there well Kurt never wants to leave in fact he's found a super secluded
19:00fishing spot in the mountains Paul has permission to fly us into it oh I love you honey love you
19:07you get this vibe that something bad's about to happen yep oh shit jesus no gps oh so they can't
19:17say if you're near a mountain or anything they don't know where they are
19:27Kurt Russell died in the first episode already
19:31hello no Kurt Russell can't die yet Kurt Russell is like Chuck Norris oh boy do I have news for
19:37you can I speak to him is he all right if you've got a Ouija board well they do have
19:42his mangled
19:43corpse oh they're having to identify the bodies oh my goodness that's horrible
19:51it's not him it's not him oh my gosh what's wrong with fingerprints how dare you it is him
19:57Kurt Russell gone first ep I hope I never have to identify a body well you'd know it's me you'd
20:03have
20:03animal print on that's right in search of closure the family abandoned civilization to visit Kurt's
20:09Madison river cabin oh here we go oh she's seen everything for the first time isn't she see in
20:16all the time he wanted her to come down here and see all this and she wouldn't do it this
20:19would be so
20:20hard she's going to smell his clothes her last memories do I have a certain smell in my clothes Kate
20:27you absolutely stink Matt what do you mean they are what do you mean but emotions boil over for
20:32the city kids when Michelle secretly feeds them elk meat that's what I'm eating when's the last time
20:38you cooked a meal Paige oh everything we ate came from this little world that your father adored
20:44then the guilt's kicked in for not going I wonder who has to die for us to make another meal
20:48together
20:48oh okay that's your last one mom luckily Kurt's journal guides Michelle to begin a healing process
20:54there's a spot up river grass grows tall and it's yellow and it reminds him of my hair
21:01oh he really loved her eh so tomorrow morning I'm going to get up and I'm going to find this
21:07little
21:07valley ah she's going to use the journal as her map writers of the lost ark stuff and then I'm
21:13going
21:13to bring your father here oh and I'm going to bury him there yes like we buried dad at mount
21:20beauty
21:20we didn't really bury him we got his ashes you threw the ashes out into the wind and half of
21:26it went
21:27in my mouth and he's buried in my guts I personally feel that we are underdressed for any kind of
21:34exploratory venture afoot oh they're all there they're all there let's go find this spot
21:41let's go the family's all in oh this is the saddest thing i've ever seen
21:45you drive me big time same
21:49wait so they couldn't even have a 20-minute family dinner together what we're going on a family hike
21:55i'm so hooked it's proper drama oh my god how sad was that actually i wrote a journal
22:00wasn't this more to get through a tough time in your life well yes you were the tough time in
22:05your
22:05life chapter one two three four and five holly
22:18in sydney matt sarah and jad are talking race relations see sarah's not whitewashed
22:23like you're probably 70 percent whitewashed i'm less white than him i would agree on that actually
22:30he went to schoolies he went to schoolies could you get more that's such an australian
22:34so going to schoolies is an indication of how live you are it is that my schoolies was a barbecue
22:39at
22:40home yeah and a backhander for not getting high marks this week on the abc we tuned into creative
22:48types presented by virginia trolley not quite virginia trioli is her name abc ex-presenter doesn't look
22:55like she's an ex-presenter looks like she's presenting now and this week virginia is meeting
23:00with nazeem hasain oh nazeem my sri lankan brother he's one of the biggest stars of australian comedy
23:06i love nazeem he's a legend he's pretty funny he is funny that's not even an insult calling someone
23:11un-australian everywhere but australia and bali is un-australian oh that's funny nazeem was born
23:20and raised in melbourne's burwood oh burwood in melbourne oh who's this cheerful happy little
23:25kid the abc love to pull out a photograph don't they love it they love it the middle child of
23:30sri lankan migrants i'm the middle child of sri lankan migrants a background rich with inspiration
23:35for comedy but you're not funny as him yeah he's funny but it's a let down to us westy that
23:40you're
23:41not funny four years after 9 11 while studying law and science at university nazeem and some fellow
23:46muslim friends that's waleed ali put together a show on community television this is how the
23:51project started you know it's post 9 11 we were in the news a lot muslims yes oh just a
23:57little bit
23:57that would have been a tough time and it was then that nazeem started to experiment with provocative
24:02characters in his comedy i'm going to camden to meet the people to press the flesh to see what makes
24:10them tick in a non-explosive type of way he's really pushing people's buttons we are here in
24:17camden which will soon become a slam down yeah well he's also like a guy who's trying to defend himself
24:26from being attacked by everybody and his comedy did ruffle feathers amongst a number of communities
24:31from muslims saying that we shouldn't be making fun of the religion man you're gonna have balls to do
24:38that and then non-muslims were like stop trying to make muslims not look like terrorists really brave
24:43considering the time he must have thick skin go talk to this boy he's by himself he must be muslim
24:50because nobody liking him are you muslim are you muslim it's such an australian thing to do to take
24:58the piss out of yourself yes and that's why i think nazeem is so light then as his popularity grew
25:04nazeem had some choices to make he was working as a tax accountant at pwc a tax accountant he had
25:11to tick it off for his parents otherwise he would have copped the freaking belt in but his dual life
25:15was about to come to a head and an offer from sbs to host his own show saw nazeem leave
25:21his accounting
25:21career his parents probably still think he's a tax accountant at pwc i've got some legally brown here
25:28legally brown do you remember the show i do remember this show you want to dance like a white
25:32man watch and learn that's the guy who's on mother and son madocon that's ronnie ching
25:39notice his intense sex face and how his feet are constantly out of time with the music he's a bad
25:44dancer that is a spitting image of me damn i swear you guys were white the way you were moving
25:50just then
25:51i hate how accurate this is i thought that was good in 2017 he took a bold step that's right
25:57he
25:58did i'm a celebrity get me out of here you forget how much he's done over the years hey in
26:03the jungle
26:03he opened up about the effect that the lint cafe siege had on his family oh yeah maybe this terrorist
26:09attack throughout the day that hashtag started trending i'll ride with you non-muslims were
26:12volunteering to sit with muslims and make them feel more comfortable i actually remember him saying
26:17that it actually made me cry when that happened because that man wanted to divide australia but
26:22what he did instead was make us come together correct after that show people were like oh we
26:26know this guy we love we know where his heart's at it's probably our first time to get to know
26:29him
26:30it's a big turning point for him then it just made it so much easier to tell jokes so he's
26:34built that
26:34credibility and trust yeah and with that trust nazeem was able to continue to explore diverse issues in
26:40his stand-up your comedy has referenced helestine gaza and israel oh my god he's really controversial
26:46the more controversial the bloody funnier it is then in 2025 he performed one of his most provocative
26:53routines yet our government still hasn't got the message i reckon what might overwhelmingly pressure
26:58them to stop funding this genocide we all just did something small just started ozifying the way we
27:03said gaza instead of calling it gaza we started calling it gaza gaza that's pretty funny i guess
27:18if i did have an intention it would be that my comedy brings us closer together and makes us understand
27:23each other more i love nazim the way his mind works is incredible he's a legend listen you guys been
27:28great
27:29thank you so much for coming i appreciate you coming out thank you there's a lot of turmoil in the
27:33world a bit of comedy helps yeah yeah to soften things up a bit
27:52how did you open the sauce and eat the nugget while you're driving drive with the knees
27:58that feels unsafe mate life's not safe bro you could get hit by a car at any moment yeah cooking
28:04like hit by a car by someone driving with nuggets between their legs this week on doc play we watched
28:10women and the wind what's this about is this a show about women and flatulence no this documentary
28:16follows three women setting sail across the north atlantic wow i always have these thoughts of doing
28:22stuff and i never do it be across the atlantic though on a plane what is the purpose of this
28:27to
28:28document how the plastic travels across the ocean like a jellyfish it's a plastic bag oh
28:33jellyfish imagine going out to literally the middle of the ocean and finding plastic plastic
28:40pollution in our oceans is a huge problem so they're just sailing from point to point picking
28:46up plastic mate this is taking yard duty to the 10th degree and they're doing it in a 50 year
28:51old wooden
28:51catamaran what in the hippie is that mast that is not anything that is a log of wood looks like
28:58a diy
28:58bunnings job the boat being so rustic it's interesting that thing should not be on the sea
29:04it's just a raft if anyone saw me on that we would be arrested by immigration
29:10in two seconds flat but as they set sail the women soon discover a stowaway no why they found a
29:17lizard
29:17and i really don't think she knew what she was getting herself into can you imagine that lizard
29:21what it's thinking i just met these girls once and they invite me on a boat do they know that
29:26i'm
29:26a lizard i need land it's just impossible to comprehend that you're in this massive ocean how
29:32do they know what direction they're going how would you sleep how do you exercise how do they shower do
29:37you just piss over the side like this all fair questions but let's focus on the saving i was so
29:43excited to be back out to sea oh she's going fishing she's going fishing wait is she naked
29:49it's her front bottom out imagine you got three days into a sailing trip and found out someone was
29:53a nudist you're in your own world oh look there's another nude one splinter city it makes the present
29:58way more present you're more fascinated by them being naked there's another one to be honest if i was on
30:03a sailing boat with the boys for that long i'd just be naked feels like everything that's happening is
30:08not happening randomly like naked and afraid mates the low deck i'm so confused and that's not all
30:13they have to be naked and afraid of because you can expect that we decrease that gusts up to 40
30:19knots
30:19oh my god that's like gale force winds i'm actually scared for them waves around three meters three
30:25meter waves what have they done everybody's going surfing we're gonna get wind some wind and they're
30:32basically floating on the door of the titanic this is 13 knots so imagine 40. dude they're screwed i
30:39actually feel a bit seasick just watching it from the couch just pick a point above the tv and send
30:43to
30:43yourself but they haven't forgotten the most important crew member where's liz the lizard get down from
30:50there liz liz is like don't talk to me you've conned me into this trip i love that they are
30:55saving
30:55liz though i wouldn't be worrying about the freaking lizard and with everyone hunkered down for the night
30:59the storm hits the wind started swinging this would be the worst you can't see anything it's pitch black
31:07all around you that would freak me out man by first light the wind really picked up oh oh i'm
31:16so worried
31:17about them milo oh my god the wind is going to rip those sails right off the sail will come
31:24smack us
31:24all in the head and we'll be down oh shit nah nah i'm out oh look they're praying saint gabriel
31:34will guide
31:35them through the storm and by morning bingo the storm's fast the sun started to shine and our spirits
31:42started to rise back in the nude at least you're going to get no tan lines out there she needs
31:46to
31:47watch those moles in that sun it was truly a gift where's the lizard does anyone touch on liz so
31:51happy
31:52to see you there's liz oh at least the lizard is safe that's amazing well she just died no he
32:00died
32:00what do you think was going to happen you take a lizard on an ocean trip that's murder the ocean
32:05the animals that's real except liz because she's dead i mean what an achievement though how many people
32:11have done that in their lives nautical mile sale 22 55 that's so amazing they sailed for 30 days
32:20and on all 30 days they saw plastic days going insane 30 lizards killed one
32:27this is an amazing documentary it's powerful all right guys well i reckon we do something similar
32:32i'm going to look into a cruise for us these holidays yeah an all-inclusive like alcohol one
32:36though preferably i'll keep doing my return and earn that's my bit for the environment
32:55we've got the bananas growing at the back so i cut the bananas off when they're still green
33:00thinking that they'll turn yellow they've been on the bench for two weeks these bastards are not
33:04getting any yellower i wouldn't think our people lived with the land for 10 millennia
33:11saturday night on sbs we watch the ultimate stay in movie homebodies homebodies what's this called
33:19homebodies homebody featuring an aussie icon oh it's familiar claudia carven i adore her as reclusive
33:27mum nora what is going on this house seems a bit haunted oh she's dead she died she's not dead
33:38okay
33:39but she did break her leg oh so her estranged son darcy is coming home to help oh but there's
33:46a reason
33:47he hasn't been home for a while what does it say deanna oh it's your sister's room
33:55oh i feel like this is sad vibes this has got a sister that i think's maybe passed away
34:04oh no who's that oh oh just come in no oh my god why would you go in your mum
34:12is naked
34:14thanks this is weird really not sure how you look like now what how long has he been gone look
34:21like
34:21me mum what just happened i have no idea and that evening darcy realizes they're not alone
34:32who's the mother chatting to
34:36oh who's that that's diana
34:42she's supposed to be dead
34:51who's she running to what oh
35:02what what's going on here i mean what is she i think we settled on ghost what deanna's a ghost
35:09spirit unresolved drama pick your fave so she's i'm you wait what i don't get it obviously from
35:18before before you left oh wait what i know what's going on he's had a sex change he was deanna
35:26correct but how can you have a ghost of your past self past self great question i was feeling
35:34sad and lonely and then d just appeared in the dam so she emotionally manifested d that's right
35:43someone needs to take mum to a good psychologist because this isn't normal well maybe things will
35:49feel more normal after breakfast oh we are just living with the ghost but this ghost eats cereal
35:55i have some questions can you not talk with your mouthful look i don't know how this whole ghost
36:00thing works a lot of people don't know how this works but you can cross over now or vanquish yourself
36:05or whatever it is you do i'm here now you're right you really have no idea how this works
36:13whoa don't piss her off she'll kill you and your mother maybe do we need to do a cleansing ceremony
36:18yeah good idea set everything alive oh he's burning all these past memories trying to say no
36:25i am darcy now don't throw out all your trophies mum threw out all my sporting trophies and
36:30actually traumatized me participation awards no it wasn't oh i fear this may irritate diana
36:38probably oh oh no d's in the water oh having a fight with yourself there's like a deeper meaning
36:50to this show it's like an underlying metaphor that's starting to build
36:54you just entered a part of your brain you've never used
37:00where's she gone did he just drown the ghost i can't leave her symbolic he's grieving his old
37:05self he's saying i'm happy in my life now but i can't leave you to die i'll still give you
37:10cpr
37:10in your ghost-like corpse she's still unconscious oh and she's back maybe it's not
37:18you or me maybe it's just us us us oh we're starting to accept each other which means we're
37:25starting to accept ourselves yep so the next morning oh she's gone where's d she's gone here so darcy has
37:32not only mended the relationship with himself he has mended the relationship with his mum oh does anyone
37:40think this is super weird that's some that's some complex topics that we have just explored who would
37:48have thought a paranormal manifestation could solve trans confusion
38:07do you know what i've now started doing when i wake up after a big night
38:10i just delete my call history i delete my call history i delete my text i don't even open to
38:15see
38:15what i've said i delete all my dms and i go it's not real there's no need for that anxiety
38:19no way when
38:20this margarita starting to taste like you should give him a call yeah maybe which one am i calling
38:24i'm calling all of them this week on binge top chef is back top chef what's this one about cooking
38:3323 seasons of cooking to be exact this has been around for 23 seasons 15 chefs have come to the
38:40carolinas to compete in the ultimate culinary showdown so these are all pro chefs competing against
38:46pro chefs yep so let's meet some on a race course why are we on a race course for a
38:51chef show well
38:53it's actually because they're in charlotte which is the home of nazcar yeah right there you go yeah
38:58it's weird anyway here's contestant day i cannot believe that i'm here day and a joseph and nana
39:07i'm leaving here with something nana no nana then there's these two guys you kind of look alike
39:12with the same color shirts oh wow they do oh let's not say that all bald people look alike
39:17identical twins yeah oh so they actually are twins we've been in competition with each other our
39:21whole life brandon and jonathan they're identical twins but one's role in the kitchen was to taste
39:26test as a team you only have to create one dish i'm trying to work out how they're going to
39:32tie
39:32in nascar with cookies you're going to have the time that it takes a professional driver
39:36to take 23 laps oh how long is that so they've got like 12 minutes it's a speed cook on
39:42your marks
39:45three two one race the chefs are divided into teams of three i'm gonna get these shrimp off i'm gonna
39:52chop them up to throw them in there okay big jollo is on the blue team and they're cooking hush
39:56puppy
39:56is a good dish what's a hush puppy it's a kind of like an arentini but not rice i went
40:01to the wrong
40:01shopping i got a better shoes and jono's twin brother brandon is on the red team we could do a
40:06crudo
40:06we'll start with snapper it's such a hot day the first thing i was thinking about was like let's
40:10do a raw preparation oh let's not do raw fish in a hot day i mean rule number one don't
40:15give your
40:15judges food poisoning well let's find out your time's up step away from your plates first up
40:22it's the skinny brother red team what'd you make for us right here you've got a little bit of cured
40:27snapper that has food poisoning all over it then it's jonathan the fat brother today we made a crab
40:34and shrimp hush puppy oh my god yum yum yum and the winning team today is blue team they're the
40:44hush puppies aha the fat brother beat the skinny brother of course i wouldn't be picking these
40:49fellas to tell me about haircuts and i wouldn't be picking the skinny guy to tell me about food next
40:53it's the elimination challenge where the top chefs will head to a real kitchen to create a dish that
41:00heroes sweet potatoes i do love sweet potato sweet potato sweet potato hot potato one hour is not a
41:06lot of time to cook sweet potatoes what would you cook in an hour of sweet potatoes sweet potato curry
41:10sweet potato pie i just like a normal potato what are you going to do a dessert of course i'm
41:16going to
41:16do a dessert i've got a potato nana she's peeling sweet potatoes forever jesus how many band-aids are we
41:28you moron behind behind behind and days also feeling behind behind because this oven isn't even on
41:36what i spent five minutes thinking that the oven was on even i know how to turn the oven on
41:41are you
41:42good yeah oh the sweat it's all going in everything oh and nana's having a moment how could i let
41:49time
41:50fly like this go go go go no oh shut up didn't get it done na na's having the wah
41:59-wah it's okay we're
42:01not saving lives it's top chef season 23 relax you reckon she's cried away to second place well let's
42:06see what the judges think imagine being the judges knowing that you're about to get served 20 sweet
42:11potato dishes day what did you make for us carolina ruby roasted was seared and roasted snapper looks good
42:17mine's a little under she didn't have the oven on next up it's nana i have for you see potato
42:23and
42:23potato potato potato potato what is that oh it's just a salad i think she's at the bottom well let's
42:29take a look nana day you have the least favorite dishes of the day who's going home nana's going
42:35for sure she didn't even plan up her food sorry day oh it's day oh please pack your knives and
42:43go well
42:43just like that brutal looks like it's sunset for day i got to compete on the world's greatest
42:50chef competition is it the world's greatest chef competition i'll rather watch master shift
42:56wow i can't believe that show has lasted i guess people will watch anything for 23 seasons
43:16so the wife had baby shower on the weekend i was thinking i could have like a men's baby shower
43:23and
43:24just write a list of all the things that i want what would you like golf balls dude lock and
43:30load my
43:30name beside golf balls okay because i know that's gonna like cost me like 30 bucks no they're 90. did
43:36you say golf balls or golf ball this week disney plus had us bowing at the altar of the secret
43:42lives
43:43of mormon wives i better sit up for this one you'd never expect mormons to be like this yep from
43:51mormon
43:51wives to full-blown social media sensations they're back for season four god help us what happens here
43:58help so taylor who's one of the mums she created mum talk they got really famous off tick tock and
44:05then
44:05we've now built a tv show around them being famous off tick tock yeah i might come a mormon
44:10apparently you can have three or four wives apparently you can't handle me that's true
44:15why would you want another three someone else look what are you after nice nice catch us up girls
44:23what's the drama obviously i'm not pregnant i'm skinnier i have a cute little newborn so in season one
44:29it's all about the relationship with their husbands and getting a little bit polygamy now they're all mums
44:34oh my god macy jen and i are planning a sip and see for everyone to meet our new babies
44:39what's
44:39sip and see me meet the baby for the first time i've never heard of such ridiculousness what are they
44:45sipping on breast milk duh ew i'm really hoping there isn't going to be drama or fights breaking
44:51out because the focus should really be on the baby no wrong very wrong i absolutely just want drama
44:56rama nothing else when are they going to spread the good news of the gospel and stuff dad they're not
45:02going to talk about the gospel are you serious right so they're mormon wives where's the husbands
45:07oh well here's one it's jesse's husband jordan what are you doing so i got some new stuff he looks
45:13like
45:13someone who would deport me so is this like the opposite of housewives where all the husbands are
45:18bums no these are strong independent men who would never piggyback off their wives fame by starting a
45:24virtually identical tick tock channel leader dad talks a lot funnier than mum talk dad talk so dad talk's
45:30really just mirroring mum talk and they're trying to get more free stuff as well so you got mum talk
45:34and dead talk instead of tick tock jesus sounds like the clock's broken last year mom talk went to
45:40vanderpump villa overseas and i talked to my manager about it and the next day we got the call that
45:44we
45:44were invited oh my god this is huge who's vanderpump she's like the queen bee of reality tv mum talk
45:50went last year this whole stuff went on and now dad talk has been invited so there's a bit of
45:56tension she
45:57isn't in psychopedia on all this it's unbelievable i think this is going to be a great opportunity
46:01for dad talk shut up jordan you're annoying i think it shows that our wives don't have a monopoly
46:06on social media who's watching dad talk no no one the mormon men the mormans oh no we don't want
46:14more
46:14men's we want less men's nothing's really happening bring the wives back on yeah okay let's go to the
46:21sip and see god this is boring okay these are butterflies what why have they got butterflies
46:27in a box that feels mean because it symbols obviously a new beginning i don't know how many
46:31new beginnings we need to open the box otherwise they'll all be dead i go first um oh don't do
46:38this
46:38i have a little announcement so i'm kind of exciting for the boys pregnant no the villa the boys are
46:43now
46:44officially invited to go to the villa oh my god they've got the kids there to release butterflies and
46:50that's when he does his announcement what an absolute tool bag the wives aren't happy about
46:59this the wives are not okay interesting when was the last time you went anywhere really without me
47:05golf oh yeah because i'm not walking around that's it that's right and that's why i play golf
47:10it's safe mom can you release the bottle flies now i hope they're alive the babies no the butterflies
47:17free
47:20the keelodol
47:21getting butterflies fly right away this is deep isn't it oh they're boring good lucky wives and
47:27good luck to the husbands i'm not worried we shall see so they don't trust the husbands is that what
47:33i'm
47:33smelling do we get to go to this mansion i really want to see what happens at this mansion oh
47:38what
47:39after all of that we don't even get to see the dad talk trip it was building up to the
47:44vanderpump
47:45villa and we didn't even get there you know what's the next one now yeah i'll binge this can i
47:49binge it
47:50with you so you can explain what's going on the whole time i want to know what's going on i
47:53can't follow
47:54any of it
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