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AJ McKenzie
  • 2 days ago
Social dreg and friend of Terry, Max, and Dana Howard Groote buys a robot GF completely devoted to him, and finds out love really does hurt
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Twitter: AJMckenzie94847
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00:00Adversary
00:04Some will try to distract you
00:08And these are the original Batman's robes must be a training session with robots
00:15with bizarre gimmicks
00:22Learn to use their weapons against them
00:34These quirks have a pattern, recognizing them is the key to winning
01:02No offense, but think Harvey Dent slash Two-Face and Killer Croc are light work for McGinnis
01:13After the guys he's taking down
01:15Not too shabby, huh?
01:27Better
01:27Though your execution could use more...
01:30Finesse
01:32Hey, it gets a job done
01:34Speaking of jobs
01:35Yours is to get a replacement for this one after school
01:43So I tell this chick sure I'll call...
01:46When I'm desperate
01:47Hell son
01:50Well...
01:50I don't know if Batman was finesse all the time...
01:53In his original run
01:58Hope you didn't break your hand
01:59What do you want?
02:01Big party at my place this weekend
02:02Parents are out of town
02:04And hey, it's gonna be wild
02:06See you guys there, right?
02:08Doubtful
02:10Great!
02:11Cool!
02:12Friday night!
02:15So I tell this guy...
02:17Sure we can date...
02:18When I'm desperate
02:20Hehehehe
02:21Yo!
02:21Blade!
02:22Chelsea!
02:26The joke wasn't funny when either of them said it
02:31You know...
02:31You know a joke's lame when different people can say it
02:34And it's still not funny
02:36Say!
02:37I guess I'll be seeing you ladies at my shway party this Friday
02:41A party?
02:43Who else?
02:44You going to sleep there?
02:46Because...
02:46You only see them there in your dreams
02:50How's this going?
02:52Well...
02:53I just spoke to Nelson
02:54And...
02:55Some other guys
02:56And...
02:57You know...
02:57A lot of other kids
02:58Their names escape me at the moment
03:03Super!
03:04See you there!
03:07Social meltdown
03:08It's too painful to watch
03:11Hey guys!
03:12I think we're looking at a packed house on Friday
03:15Relax, Howard
03:16Forget the A-list
03:17It's degrading
03:18Only politicians chase after people who don't like them
03:20Terry, Max and I are definitely going to be there
03:23Think of it as quality over quantity
03:25Gotta run
03:26Small intimate
03:27I thought Terry had...
03:30Better things to do
03:31Or...
03:32Badder...
03:33Things to do
03:34A party might be fun
03:42I appreciate what you guys were saying
03:45But I still want a cool girlfriend like Chelsea or Blade
03:49Then kids would come to me
03:51It's a sign that you're somebody
03:53Somebody...
03:54Somebody pretty shallow
03:54Shallow but popular
03:59You do...
04:00This guy does realize they're out of his league, right?
04:05Hey! The boss's car!
04:07How about a lift?
04:09Sure, if you don't mind a side trip
04:11I have to run an errand for Mr. Wayne
04:12Oh, f***
04:13I had wheels like...
04:15Yes, Mr. Wayne's special order is ready
04:18He, uh, certainly goes through a lot of these synthoids
04:21You know old folks
04:22Always breaking stuff
04:23You have to sign federal clearance form
04:26S-29Y
04:27It's a new one
04:28Paperwork makes the world go round
04:30I'll be right back
04:34This place is great!
04:41Skip...
04:43Louie...
04:43You can...
04:45Why does this guy kinda look like Terry if...
04:47He was on drugs for like...
04:4920 years
04:49Stop worrying about those lonely weekends
04:52Your custom order's ready
04:55Heh, I thought you'd be
04:57Everything you wanted
05:01Blonde...
05:01Dimples...
05:02The works...
05:04Oh...
05:04Brunette?
05:06My mistake
05:07Deliveries tonight
05:08Behave yourself
05:10Hey, Drifty!
05:12You got a purpose?
05:13I'm here to pick up a special order
05:15Ah...
05:15You want a custom job?
05:17Something like that little synthoid number over there?
05:20Sure, sure, yeah!
05:22I mean...
05:22Can you?
05:24Oh, legally, no
05:27But for the right price, I'd shave a coyote
05:33Will this be enough?
05:34Oh, yeah
05:36Tell me...
05:38You will...
05:39Regret this
05:40Tell me what you want
05:41And I'll make it happen
05:42Personality-wise
05:44She's gotta be completely devoted to me
05:46100% loyal
05:50Physically...
05:50Around 5'7
05:52Red hair
05:53Medium length
05:54And the coolest green eyes
06:13What's your name, doll?
06:15I don't know
06:15First aid jitters, huh?
06:18Hill High can be friendly
06:19If you've got the right friends
06:20No thanks
06:22I'm only interested in him
06:28Excuse me, listen
06:30She's out of your league
06:31Your friend got a name, Groot?
06:34Cynthia
06:36You gotta run
06:39No way a Nimbus-like Groot deserves a shway babe like that
06:42I'm gonna have to put him in his place
06:46Don't you already have...
06:48Your hands full with blade?
06:54To ya
06:57I don't care what you're talking about
07:15I don't care what he's doing
07:16I don't care what he does
07:29For he will
07:29day of school I think he was still wearing his hot guys he might have been
07:34killed how weird I mean lockers don't just fall over why dwell on it besides
07:48Nelson didn't seem like a very nice guy to begin with
07:58for that girl's sub-arctic
08:14are you nuts this is the boys locker room yeah I can smell the mildew what's up
08:22check this out handprints they don't look big enough to knock over lockers
08:28no fingerprints either maybe he wore gloves or something
08:44you gotta get me out of here how I don't know think of something
08:49I'll let mr. Silverstein know you'll be late you are so dead with Guinness
09:01my party is 8 p.m. tonight when it ends is up to you
09:09if you're not too busy being mr. host maybe I can pry you away from Cynthia for a dance
09:16you're talking to Howard Groot all things are possible
09:19little Angie there aren't you
09:23notebook
09:25I'm very sorry Howard you know I didn't mean to I would never do anything to upset
09:30you
09:30that's okay it happens they don't make plastics like they used to see you
09:35goodnight howie
09:51Oh, Jesus.
10:06Nice view, huh? You wouldn't be the jealous type, would you, Cynthia?
10:12Excuse me.
10:13I've known Howard for quite a while. How long have you known him?
10:17All my life.
10:18Come on, Cynthia, who are you? Where do you come from? What's the real deal with you and Howard?
10:22I'm very devoted to Howard. 100% loyal.
10:27You don't say...
10:45That's how you don't fall to your death.
10:52I'm gonna have to check it out. When you get to the party, keep an eye on Cynthia, okay?
10:56Oh, let Dana know I'll be a little late.
10:58You live dangerously, McGinnis.
11:24So what?
11:25Uh-huh. We're very discreet.
11:27But I'm a big blabbermouth.
11:31Your little sideline is over, pal.
11:35You ought to look into getting a synthoid, bat freak.
11:38It'll give you something to do on Friday night.
11:55Oh, I'm so, I'm so scared of synthoids.
12:01They're breakable.
12:03Battery...
12:04A batarang or two.
12:07And...
12:08Their head comes off.
12:09...
12:23And...
12:24...
12:38Kitten...
12:47Come on right now he literally took care of all of them in like 25 seconds oh let's finish
12:56it what's the matter no guts wait a minute
13:07hey hey hey you got me can we work something out maybe I could give you a
13:11little tip or something to forget all of this let me give you a tip get a good
13:24lawyer
13:29say Howard we should double date sometime I'd be up for that actually I'd be
13:34interested in single dating anytime I'll try to squeeze you in whoa Cynthia come
13:43on it was nothing take it easy girl
13:49that's enough you and I are gonna have a little talk hey how a great cheese
13:55dingles where are you two going private party huh yeah sure I'm going to jail
14:07pick up Louie I need a little support service here you don't like me anymore I
14:14do Cynthia I just have to fix something in your command processor so you don't
14:18shove people around but I am what you wanted me to be Howard I just didn't mean
14:23quite so intense you're hurting people we won't need other people you're my only
14:30reason for being I'd go to pieces without you Cynthia Cynthia keep your hands to your
14:36booth Cynthia go Howard we can be together forever
14:41oh yeah it's not going down how do you think forever is a long time a real long time and
14:55I'm kind of young which means we'll have even more time together
14:58Cynthia listen we have to talk the fact is this relationship isn't working you're
15:05way too possessive it was great in the beginning but now I you what I want to see
15:12other girls oh this isn't good sounds like you really got around you don't know the half of it
15:35okay that's it no more nachos party's over get out
15:45Howard you can't do this to me
15:50Cynthia please
15:57okay Robo Bim round two
16:13down girlfriend
16:19that didn't work
16:23yeah hope I wasn't out of line with that Robo Bim crack
16:39I was just about to say where is bad
16:50that's one way out of a bad date
16:53that's one way out of a bad date
17:14that's one way out of a bad date
17:18it's so sweet
17:19it's so sweet Cynthia's a robot and Batman's kicking her butt
17:32why don't you just take her out with a batarang just because we've heard this person her speak
17:40doesn't mean she's actually a person
18:00oh
18:01oh
18:02oh
18:03oh
18:03oh
18:04oh
18:04oh
18:08oh
18:09oh
18:10oh
18:22Cynthia, can't we work something out?
18:25Just because I want to date others doesn't mean we can't occasionally see each other.
18:29Howard, don't you understand?
18:31I was created for you.
18:33I know, but people change.
18:36Synthoids get reprogrammed.
18:37These things happen.
18:38We can still be friends.
18:43Friends?
18:45Friends?
18:47Wrong thing to say?
18:49Is it ever the right thing?
18:55She's going to...
19:07That's not the blowjob Howard had in mind.
19:13I guarantee you.
19:17I'll bet it's a party.
19:20That's a win.
19:25Well been there, dumb now.
19:27Let's go.
19:30The man out of the party blew up his house.
19:36Just to attract fake friends when he has at least three real ones.
19:46Sway party, Howard.
19:48It takes real guts to blow up your own home.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Kids have been on the night for years.
19:54You're a legend.
20:08Yo, Chelsea.
20:10I saved that dance for you.
20:13Get a life, toy boy.
20:19Well, that's but petty.
20:22Whoa.
20:23What the heck happened?
20:25The party peaked early.
20:28Just look at it.
20:30How could this be any worse?
20:34Howard!
20:39See ya.
20:41Mom?
20:42Dad?
20:43I thought you had another week in Madrid.
20:46We did.
20:47Until you maxed out our credit card.
20:49What in blazes did you buy with it?
20:52Dynamite?
20:53Dynamite to blow up the house with?
20:55Think Howard needs some quality time alone with his folks.
20:59You think they'll ground him?
21:03Aw, man.
21:04Oh, by the way, Howard's dad is voiced by Dan Castellana.
21:10That's why he sounds like Homer Simpson, kind of.
21:13Because he is.
21:16Howard's lucky he didn't get strangled.
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