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The Jokerz steal a nuclear aircraft and Batman has to stop them
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00:10The first thing they're going to do when they get back to Gotham is tell all their butts the Martians
00:14are coming.
00:15Second thing, first they've got to get their pants cleaned.
00:28Having fun with the new toy?
00:30You built us a winner, Doc. Wish I had one of these in the last war.
00:34I'm sure there'll be another soon enough. Now how about some numbers?
00:39RMV pressure 2040 PSI. XL pressure 1104. Fuel temp 280. Airspeed.
00:44Did you say 280?
00:46Roger. 280.
00:49Is that a problem?
00:51Get out. Get out right now.
00:53You're saying you want us to just leave it?
00:55Yes. My team will be along for it in five minutes.
00:58Land right now and get as far away from the vehicle as fast as you can.
01:03I'm telling you, Scab. It was a UFO.
01:06Who cares?
01:08We've got something to do.
01:10Oh yeah. We'll do, don't we?
01:13You know why the Jokers come all the way out here to do our initiations?
01:17I called it.
01:19So no one can hear you scream.
01:22Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:31What are you going to do to me?
01:33Exactly.
01:34You scared Lee?
01:36No.
01:37Just curious.
01:39Then step right this way.
01:41Wait a minute.
01:50Oh, it's the UFO.
01:53Probably Fat T's crew spying on us.
01:56All the other gangs want to know how we do our initiations.
02:19It wasn't a gang, fool. Now, when you get swatted, don't ask why.
02:27It's okay.
02:29Scab, this is a UFO, isn't it?
02:32Wake up, co. All the writing's in English.
02:35You can read?
02:37Are you serious?
02:38If this isn't a UFO, then what is it?
02:41Don't know.
02:49Now I know what this thing is.
02:52What?
02:53Ours.
03:09You just come back from space?
03:40You guys enjoy the ride?
03:43Uh, she's fairly hot.
03:46That vehicle is government property. You have to return it. Now.
03:51Typical babe.
03:53Ain't even met you and you're already giving me orders.
03:56There's another reason you need to return it.
03:58Blah, blah, blah.
04:00What's that?
04:03What's that?
04:20Party time.
04:28Nice ride, Scab. Where'd you get it?
04:31My grades were good, so my folks bought me a car.
04:37Let's take it out for a spin.
04:39You got it.
04:40Who's hungry?
04:45Welcome to Beefy Burger.
04:46May I take your order, please?
04:49Two dozen burgers, fries, a couple gallons of shakes, and a big beefer to go.
04:57Uh, 60, please.
05:01But Beefy says it's on the house.
05:04Sir, I really can't...
05:16Beefy says...
05:18No.
05:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:24Get in the part of this.
05:39What are the odds Terry happened to be there?
05:43And why does Terry never change his jacket?
06:19Uh-oh.
06:21Uh-oh.
06:46They're nothing but two-bit punks, or whatever.
06:50They should be pretty easy to stop.
06:57They should be pretty easy to stop.
07:15You're gonna have to replace that.
07:23You're gonna have to replace that.
07:25You're gonna have to replace that.
07:36You're gonna have to replace that.
07:47They should be like a certain person feel better.
07:47But it's even personal.
07:48Shut up.
07:51STAY!
07:55STAY OFF!
08:22Buh-bye, Bats.
08:24Buh-bye, Bats.
08:54Who are you? What's going on?
08:56That's classified.
08:57Government stuff, huh? That's what I figured.
09:00You don't know anything.
09:02I know who jacked your ride.
09:04Yup.
09:06Who?
09:08Give me a lift. I want them as bad as you do.
09:11No deals.
09:13They're jokers.
09:16Madmen.
09:17No. Kids. You're gonna have to think like they do. Can you?
09:23No.
09:38That other ship. It was nowhere near as fast as this one or as big.
09:42Sure wasn't.
09:43So how come we didn't trash them?
09:46Uh, because we got more important things to do.
09:49We do?
09:50The T's, kid. The T's.
09:53They gotta be educated.
09:55Yeah!
09:58Wow. You're...
09:59All you managed to do with a government weapon
10:04is, is hijack a burger place
10:09and, and try and take out an enemy.
10:13Damn it!
10:16Nice plane.
10:18Not quite as nice as the Joker's, though.
10:20Thanks.
10:21I built it.
10:22Then you should have kept a better eye on it.
10:25I ordered the pilots to abort.
10:27Why?
10:28Not your problem.
10:30You want me to help you or not?
10:33The fuel cell has a design flaw.
10:36Like?
10:38A breach in the vehicle's reactor.
10:41Reactor?
10:41As in nuclear?
10:43But that's been illegal for years.
10:44It could take out half the city.
10:45Don't you think I know that?
10:47But how was I supposed to make something state-of-the-art
10:49on the pitiful budget the government gave me?
10:52How?
10:54Look, we need to find those dregs.
10:55And you said you could help.
10:58Of course, you can help.
11:00Start down there.
11:02Oh, no.
11:04Oh, no.
11:05Ow, bitch.
11:16They're T's.
11:18Another gang.
11:19Been fighting with the Joker's for years.
11:21That doesn't mean they deserved this.
11:24It's all because of me.
11:26And it's only going to get worse.
11:33Smugged them!
11:34Woo!
11:35Sure did.
11:37But there's a lot of fat butts still to kick, J-Man.
11:40Fat T's headquarters!
11:42He can't stop us anymore.
11:43Not with this thing.
11:46Woo!
11:47All they had were some chains and tasers.
11:50Well, they should have been prepared.
11:53Guess they were never in the...
12:16It would be very horrible if you crash into that building.
12:28What are you doing?
12:30Stopping them.
12:31Better turn, Scab.
12:33You better turn.
12:34She wants to play chicken.
12:36That's a game I always win.
12:39Ha ha ha ha.
12:45If we hit them, the reactor will blow up.
12:47No.
12:48It's shielded from impact.
12:49But right after the crash...
12:50Yes, you will.
12:57Scab.
12:57I don't think they're going to turn.
12:59Shut up.
13:00I don't think they're going to turn.
13:39Did you kill the reactor?
13:40No.
13:41They got away.
13:42You built some ship, lady.
13:44You have to stop them.
13:46You'll be okay?
13:48In another few minutes, it won't matter.
13:50Now go!
13:51Go!
14:25Where are they going?
14:27The grandma's for milk and cookies.
14:30You don't want to rat out the Jokers, huh?
14:32They're my bros.
14:34Yeah.
14:34Well, your bros just ditched you.
14:36Yeah, I...
14:37I...
14:38Looks like you're an only child now.
14:41They're going to bust up the T's headquarters at the old subway station.
14:45I don't know when, though.
14:46Let's hope it's not too late.
15:03What kind of psychopath has exploding eight balls?
15:08Out, everyone!
15:16Out!
15:21Freak!
15:22Nobody gives orders to Fat T.
15:24Nobody!
15:52Now all of you,
15:54get out of here!
15:56Please.
16:08So where are they all?
16:09Who's the king for the next ever?
16:30All right.
16:35Where are they all?
16:39You know who they were?
16:39We're going to go last.
16:40What's that?
17:04That wasn't that well thought through.
17:37Oh, hey!
17:38Hey!
17:40Gonna finish this now, Bats.
17:43You'll go too. The reactor's overloading.
17:46Nice try.
17:48Look at it!
17:50That key will stop it.
17:53Can't do it.
17:54Are you out of your mind?
17:56I'm not giving this up, but once in my life I've got some real power.
18:01You never had any with the Jokers?
18:03Don't make me laugh. They were just a crutch.
18:06So's this ship.
18:08Yeah, but it's a crutch with muscle.
18:10I'm telling you, it won't last.
18:13Maybe, maybe not.
18:15But you won't be around to care.
18:19Yes!
18:39You shut it down!
18:41You shut it down!
18:52I'm not giving this up.
18:54No!
19:01No!
19:03No!
19:04No!
19:05No!
19:06I don't think I'm going to die.
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