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AJ McKenzie
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Bad episode
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00:05YAHOO!
00:07Spring break at last!
00:24So long, Snoozeville. Hello, Metropolis.
00:26Just a minute, little lady. You still have your chores.
00:31Done?
00:36And...
00:38Kara, you know how that upsets the chickens.
00:40Good thing I didn't ask her to milk the cow.
00:46Oops.
00:51I hope you'll try to act more normal while you're staying with Clark.
00:55You know how he likes to keep a low profile.
00:59Why does she have to change her entire hair color?
01:03Clark doesn't have to do that.
01:05No offense, but what's so great about being normal?
01:08Now see here. If it's good enough for us humans, it's good enough for you.
01:14If you say so.
01:28I can't wait. The bus is just a mile away.
01:31How do you know...
01:33Oh, never mind.
01:35Hey, Kara.
01:38Hey, Alan.
01:38Your folks said you were going to Metropolis, so I brought you some to read on your trip.
01:45Comic books?
01:47Be nice.
01:49Thanks.
01:50No problem.
01:51Maybe you could drop me a postcard from the big city.
01:54Gee, I'm gonna be pretty busy.
01:57Sure.
01:59Oh, darn. Here's the bus. See ya.
02:03Have fun, sweetie.
02:15Oh, sorry.
02:16I'm sorry.
02:19A friendly guy.
02:34Weird.
02:38Spider powers.
02:40Ew!
02:41Hey!
02:42Dear Mom, Pa.
02:44So far, I'm celebrities.
02:45Even better, Lois Lane's been taking me with her to all the major press events.
02:49The Metropolis Meteor has made me their honorary Batgirl.
02:53Won't Barbara be jealous?
02:59Naturally, Supergirl's been seeing her share of big city action, too.
03:04You're out of your league, super snot.
03:06Hot.
03:06If I was too hot for Superman, I'll roast you like a marshmallow.
03:13You're all hot air, Vulcana.
03:20Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
03:27Hot? I think I'm getting frostbite.
03:30It's your cremation, kiddo.
03:34Ah!
03:38Well, that's all for now.
03:40See you in a couple days.
03:42Love, Kara.
03:44Going back to Smallville is sad enough.
03:46But do I have to take the bus again?
03:50You know how important it is we keep a low profile.
03:53Besides, it's only two days.
03:55Taking...
03:57Metropolis is supposed to be somewhere around the East Coast.
04:00Northeast.
04:02Taking the bus from the Northeast to Kansas is a long way.
04:07You get to see a lot of the country and meet some interesting people.
04:12It'll be fun.
04:17Finally sad.
04:19Look at that field, Eugene.
04:21Would you say those are rutabagas or turnips?
04:23I'd say turnips.
04:25Really?
04:25I'd swear they were rutabagas.
04:27No, Lena.
04:28Them's turnips.
04:29Now, Eugene, I know rutabagas and I know turnips.
04:32And those don't look like no turnips I've ever seen.
04:35Brain imploding.
04:38Shutting down.
04:39Young lady, maybe you can settle this.
04:41You see that field out there?
04:42You're a little nowhere.
04:43I know.
04:44It's called Kansas.
04:47What'd she say, Vina?
04:49I think she went out to check.
05:04I'm home.
05:06Ma?
05:08Pa?
05:11Hey, Streaky.
05:13Miss me?
05:15Meow.
05:16What's the matter?
05:17No one feed you today?
05:19Kara?
05:20Oh, hi guys.
05:23Streaky?
05:24What's gone into him?
05:25You're early.
05:27Well, I didn't want you making a run to the bus station on my account.
05:30But we were going to pick you up and take you someplace special.
05:33Let me guess.
05:34It's all you can eat night at the pig pit?
05:36You'll see.
05:38Wow.
05:39The count is deader than usual.
05:42Where is everybody?
05:43Patience.
05:49Here we are.
05:55Don't tell me the circus is back so soon.
05:57No, it's much better than that.
05:59Hey, Owen.
06:00What's up?
06:01Unity.
06:02Unity?
06:03What's that?
06:04New band?
06:05What the heck?
06:10Nobody's questioning that he's pale.
06:16There you are, Jonathan and Martha.
06:19We've been waiting for you.
06:21Ah, and this must be Kara, about whom I've heard so much.
06:25I know you.
06:27The man from the bus station.
06:28The Reverend Amos Howell at your service.
06:31A humble traveler spreading the word of unity.
06:33Which is what, exactly?
06:36The one true source of universal bliss.
06:39Nations fall, and demigods fade, but only unity is absolute, all-encompassing, and eternal.
06:48Does Pastor Ross know about this?
06:50No, he was among the first converts.
06:53Your step-parents, your neighbors, indeed everyone in Smallville, has embraced the call of unity.
06:59Now, it is time for you to do the same.
07:13Welcome.
07:16I would like to have one of those, just not for my head.
07:23Join us.
07:32What have you done to them?
07:34Made them one with a greater power.
07:38So, what do you have x-ray vision for if you couldn't tell something was immediately wrong?
07:44Or that something was inside of them.
07:54We.
07:55Are.
07:56Unity.
08:04She won't get far.
08:06Hey Preacher!
08:09I'm shutting down your tech show.
08:14Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:30Wake up!
08:32It's futile.
08:34We are one like every other being who has joined unity.
08:40Planet after planet.
08:41Age after age.
08:43Unity grows stronger with each world we touch.
08:47You cannot find us.
08:52She should have just attacked the main source.
09:02Unity.
09:12I got here as soon as I could.
09:16What happened?
09:18I told him I got a distress call from the Midwest.
09:22I found her with that thing sticking out of her.
09:28I've never seen anything like it.
09:36The x-rays show some kind of parasite wrapped around her brain stem.
09:40We can't remove it without killing her.
09:43Dennis Haysburg.
09:45Why is he voicing that doctor?
09:46Oh!
09:49Mrs. Kent?
09:52Mom?
09:55Kara?
09:56Clark?
09:58Help me.
10:02What's happening to her?
10:07We have to run more tests.
10:11Come on.
10:19This is all my fault.
10:21If I had stayed home, none of this would have happened.
10:24You couldn't have known about this.
10:26But I did.
10:27I saw that guy come into town.
10:29He gave me the creeps.
10:30I should have checked it out, but I was in such a rush that I left anyway.
10:37We've got to get back there.
10:38Everyone's in danger.
10:39Pa, Owen, all my friends.
10:43I need to know what we're fighting.
10:44It's obviously an alien spore.
10:46I want to put it under a microscope.
10:48Just hurry.
10:52EKG.
10:53Just look harder.
10:57Doesn't lie.
10:58The parasite feeds off the electrical impulses in her nervous system.
11:03It's getting stronger.
11:06Hello?
11:10Supergirl has compromised our cause, but she cannot stop us.
11:15No one can.
11:16For tonight, we shall go forth into this world as we have done on countless others and spread the power
11:22of unity.
11:36Unity.
11:37Unity.
11:42Unity.
11:44Unity.
11:45Unity.
11:47Unity.
11:47Unity.
11:47Unity.
11:48Unity.
11:49Unity.
11:52Unity.
11:52It's hard to get a visual reading.
11:54Let me take a look.
12:03I see large mitochondria and...
12:08Wait.
12:09Something's happening.
12:11I see large mitochondria and...
12:33Hey, guys, any word yet?
12:38Mrs. Kent?
12:40She's much better now.
12:43No, she's not.
12:45There's no greater healer than unity.
12:50Are you serious?
13:12I'm sorry.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:26Give in, Kara.
13:27Don't resist.
13:29Accept us.
13:30Accept unity.
13:34Supergirl.
13:43Thanks.
13:44But how...
13:44Remember when Ma woke up?
13:46It was the X-rays.
13:56Oh.
14:10No, no, no.
14:12No, no.
14:14Come on.
14:14No.
14:14Come on.
14:14No.
14:26Once they wake up, they should be fine.
14:29Sleep well, Ma.
14:32Let's go.
14:43As shadows fall in twilight, so shall we spread across the land.
14:49Go now, go forth and spread unity.
15:21Sorry.
15:25Roads closed.
15:27Yes, sir.
15:40Give up the fight, child.
15:42Forces mightier than you couldn't stop us.
15:45Let me try.
16:09Let me try.
16:15Let me try.
16:35You are nothing.
16:38Behold the true power of unity.
17:05Together we will force your subject, AC.
17:16No, you don't!
17:18No!
17:20No!
17:23No!
17:26No!
17:36No!
17:40No!
17:43No!
17:48No!
17:50No!
17:54No!
17:57No!
18:10Oh, my God.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:36Kara?
18:38Shh.
18:40Not so loud, Pa.
18:41Let's go.
18:45Wow.
18:51And we were actually part of some alien conspiracy?
18:55Yeah, Pa. And you're crankier than usual.
19:00But I can't tell you how great it is to have everything back to normal.
19:05I thought you found normal boring.
19:08At this point, boring's not so bad.
19:11I may be meeting Owen down at the comic store.
19:14Hmm.
19:15Say, Martha, did you see what the langs are growing?
19:17Looks like rutabaga.
19:18I don't know, Jonathan.
19:20Looks like turnips to me.
19:25Frank, this episode was middling at best.
19:31It's probably the worst episode of the series.
19:34Which, considering we only have three episodes left and they can't be in worse,
19:40but that means it's the worst episode of the series.
19:42So, let's see.
19:44It's easy.
19:45It will be, it's funny.
19:48You just can't focus on it and it's funny.
19:49It's funny.
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