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AJ McKenzie
  • 2 days ago
Aquaman
IG: aj_mckenzie416
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00:00anything for you miss lane besides she was just sitting idle all these stories about fish attacks
00:07have got the fishermen spooked i can't find nobody to crew with me so you don't believe the stories
00:14bunch of hooey you can quote me on that and while you're doing it are you serious you have a
00:24guy who
00:24can fly and it's inevitable and can do this can do that and you don't believe a fish story
00:32i'll get us some cold cans of soda
00:36how did clark miss out on this smallville's got a problem with seasickness
00:41says the only waves he can stand are amber waves of grain
00:46whoa awesome
01:00you got camera i'm lurks we're gonna we should we should just pollute more so we can kill that
01:10you broke my
01:11that was close
01:19that was closer
01:2640 years at sea i ain't never seen whales act like this before
01:39bimbo you have to radio for help
01:43no can't do miss lane
01:45if we don't do something we're fish bait
01:47maybe not
01:48we're not
02:15so
02:28I don't know.
02:51Don't worry, he has three minutes before he drowns.
02:54Maybe two.
03:08Bunch of hooey, huh?
03:09Bunch of hooey, huh?
03:28Well, animal behavior is very complex, Ms. Lane.
03:35Shills are never this aggressive in real life.
03:38In mating season, for example, they exhibit all manner of bizarre behavior.
03:41Since when is attacking ships a mating ritual?
03:45The whales who attacked you were probably protecting a calf or an expectant mother.
03:51For taking in context of the marine world, there's really nothing unusual going on.
03:56Yeah, right.
03:59Are you really saying...
04:04I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me.
04:07No rest for the wicked.
04:16Something stinks here, Jimmy.
04:17And it's not just the fish.
04:19He did seem kind of nervous.
04:22And I think I know why.
04:30These attacks are out of control, Cardi.
04:33Even the men in my shipyards are expressing concern.
04:36I know.
04:37Two of my most experienced trainers have been injured, countless near misses.
04:41I may have to shut down the whole park.
04:43We both know what's causing this.
04:47Yes, but what can I do?
04:48Remove the problem.
04:50Take it further inland.
04:52Away from the water.
04:53Use my security people if need be.
04:57I leave it to you to make the arrangements.
05:04Mercy.
05:05Bring the car around.
05:13Let's step in the water.
05:41cleric
06:05I'm moving, I'm moving!
06:10Whoa!
06:15Where the heck are you?
06:16I still can't find a parking base.
06:18You may have to cruise a little longer.
06:20But I've only got a learner's permit.
06:22I'm not supposed to be driving alone.
06:24Hang in there, kid.
06:25I may have stumbled onto the story of the decade.
06:27Why so modest?
06:29Why not the century?
06:33Story of the century.
06:36The century is about to end.
06:38It will be considered recency bias.
06:43Lois?
06:44Lois?
06:45Great.
06:48Right foot, gas.
06:50Left foot, clutch.
06:52Yeah, okay.
06:53I'm getting the hang of this.
06:59Big mistake.
07:06Big mistake.
07:09You don't say.
07:21Aquaman, huh?
07:23Something wrong?
07:24No, it's just that I always thought you were an urban legend.
07:27Nothing urban about me.
07:30So, you gonna tell me what's going on?
07:32Some of your people...
07:34My people?
07:34Surface dwellers.
07:36They're about to cause the death of millions.
07:38I have to stop them.
07:41What else was I supposed to do?
07:42I had to take her.
07:43Idiot!
07:44Having Lois Lane is an open invitation for Superman to stick his nose into your business.
07:49Get rid of them both.
07:50Now!
07:51But I was hoping to observe the creature in captivity.
07:54You're the one who's going to be in captivity unless you do what I say.
08:00Change of plans.
08:01Take the next cut off.
08:06LexCorp has been testing explosives off the eastern seaboard.
08:10The explosions have caused extensive damage to my home, Atlantis.
08:14Whoa.
08:14You mean Atlantis is real.
08:17Very real.
08:18And very angry.
08:20I was sent here to try to put a stop to the tests.
08:22But my peaceful overtures were met with violence and capture.
08:26What happens if you don't make it back?
08:28War.
08:33What now?
08:38Clark, has Lois called in?
08:40No.
08:41Why don't you try her car phone?
08:43Because it's in her car and her car is kind of in the shop.
08:48What?
08:48It's not my fault.
08:50I told her I wasn't supposed to be driving but I couldn't find a space and this guy kept honking
08:55and honking and then the truck came out of nowhere.
08:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jimmy.
08:58Slow down.
08:59What are you talking about?
09:01I can't find Lois.
09:08I hate to lose such a fascinating specimen.
09:12But better you than me.
09:15I hate to lose such a fascinating specimen.
09:33I hate to lose such a bad taste.
09:43Get some bullets.
09:48I hate to lose such a bad car.
09:58What?
10:00I hate to lose such a bad reputation.
10:01I hate to lose such a bad reputation.
10:02Why don't you do such a bad reputation?
10:03Let's go!
10:04Were you seriously hit the guy with a motorcycle?
10:08That's hardcore.
10:16Get me, Luthor.
10:20Neat trick back there.
10:22I communicate with the creatures of the sea telepathically.
10:26There's not much time. I need to get out to the blast site.
10:29These guys have something else in mind.
11:01We're running out of room!
11:03Keep going!
11:04What?
11:05Trust me.
11:09You can fly, right?
11:11Fly?
11:13Fly?
11:14Fly!
11:18Fly!
11:31Trust me, he says.
11:37Can't get a beat on her.
11:40Maybe we won't have to.
12:08I thought I heard gunfire.
12:18That's enough.
12:33Tried to shoot Superman with guns.
12:36That's disrespectful.
12:54Are you all right?
12:56Are you nuts?
12:57That was a great white.
12:58Yes.
12:59Lucky he was passing by.
13:01I've got ten more circling us right now.
13:03Hope they're not hungry.
13:05Want me to ask them?
13:13How'd you find me?
13:14Ran into a couple of Luthor's men.
13:16I sort of squeezed it out of them.
13:23Is that who I think it is?
13:24Man in the flesh.
13:26He isn't staying for introductions.
13:28He doesn't have much time, and neither do we.
13:34They're sending the last of the chore.
13:36Excellent.
13:39You've got to call off the test.
13:41Now.
13:42It's Mr. Luthor that gives the orders here.
13:44Mind your manners.
13:47These are international waters, and I'm perfectly within my legal rights.
13:52The test will proceed, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
13:56Yeah, I copy.
13:57Mr. Luthor, one of our subs has spotted Aquaman.
14:00Still think your test will proceed?
14:03The man's nothing but an ecological terrorist.
14:05Tell the divers they've got my authority to stop him any way they can.
14:10You can't...
14:11I am just protecting my assets.
14:17Tell the divers they'd better hurry.
14:30Tell the divers they'd better hurry.
14:33...
14:36...
14:41...
14:46...
14:47Come on.
15:25Drilling holes for what?
15:55That was so cool, he held the drill in place and the machine started spinning.
16:09You're a dead meat freak.
16:20Sounds like your assets are getting kicked.
16:22Will you please get her out of here?
16:24My pleasure.
16:30Now then, arm for detonation.
16:32But our own men are still down there.
16:34And their beneficiaries will be well compensated.
16:38Luthor said to get you out of there, but he didn't say to where.
16:42Oh no you don't!
16:47He's gonna throw her overboard?
16:49I think that's a crime.
16:55Armed and ready sir.
16:57Very good.
17:04It's over Luthor.
17:07Maybe.
17:08For now.
17:09No.
17:10Forever.
17:32Atlantean army.
17:35Great!
17:4100 Austin burner —
17:44Warriors of Atlantis, prepare to fire!
17:54Stop!
17:55I've disarmed the bombs.
18:00my king we await your command did he say king just when you think you know a guy you got
18:05what
18:06you wanted now call off your troops how do i know he or some other surface dweller won't try this
18:11again for too long we have remained hidden and silent and have suffered the consequences
18:15it's time to settle this once and for all by blasting them back to the stone age i'll have
18:21to stop you you'd side with them they're polluting your sky just as they're poisoning my ocean
18:27they're not all like luthor some are working to solve the problems
18:35let's hope they succeed for their sake
18:42go on run you lousy stinking fish
19:04you just tried to kill the king of atlantis when his back was turned after superman just negotiated with peace
19:15for peace
19:22get me out of here now
19:43enough
19:46tell the surface dwellers to respect the sovereignty of my seas or we'll return and finish what we've started
20:02we'll be watching
20:09and then we'll be watching
20:26we'll be watching
20:28well
20:28You
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