- 7 hours ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:01This is a very nice drink.
00:03Oh!
00:04You're not gonna eat this drink.
00:07You were not gonna eat it.
00:09It's a good drink.
00:13Oh, God.
00:14You will take a drink or a lot?
00:18You will take a drink and take a drink?
00:23I am gonna eat this drink.
00:25Oh, God!
00:28Who's next?
00:29Yeah, can I get a medium meat?
00:30I was next.
00:31I was next.
00:32Sorry.
00:32Yeah.
00:34I'll get a Hawaiian pizza, please.
00:35Well, $5.99.
00:42Oh, 10 minutes.
00:43Thanks.
00:45Can I get a medium meat feast?
00:48$7.99.
00:5510 minutes.
00:5710 minutes.
01:00Okay.
01:19Sorry about the...
01:22Sorry?
01:23Sorry about the jumping in.
01:26It's okay.
01:27I feel terrible.
01:31I've been waiting for a while.
01:32Oh, I know.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Ages.
01:36There was a guy in front of that woman.
01:37No, I know.
01:39It's hard.
01:49Thank God you said something.
01:52Sorry?
01:53Thank God you said something.
01:55I'd have to wait another 15 seconds while I put in my order.
02:03This is a thing.
02:04Who the fuck are you?
02:06Being pushed in front of, is it triggering?
02:08Is it crucial to your self esteem?
02:10It's important to you as a man,
02:12that someone doesn't jump in front of you in a queue for a fucking pizza.
02:15Are you lucky?
02:16Go ahead.
02:18She's a woman, isn't it?
02:22She's a fucking dude.
02:23Got it.
02:25Hi.
02:26Hi.
02:27You good?
02:28Yeah, are you?
02:29Yeah.
02:32You look great.
02:33Yeah, I do.
02:34Yeah.
02:37Good journey?
02:38Yeah.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:52You look great.
02:52That was yours.
02:54Okay.
02:56Yeah, sorry.
03:00I'm sorry.
03:02I'm sorry.
03:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:11I'm sorry.
03:16Guys. Yep, sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:35Could you do the big one?
03:48One, two, three, go.
03:53I'm going to do this.
04:10You alright?
04:13Oh, God.
04:15What?
04:16This is the bit where you take the fact that we've had a nice day as to human beings and
04:21you turn it all into something sexual.
04:25Because it's the only way you can be women and your diseased little mind.
04:31Am I wrong?
04:32No, mine's completely diseased right now.
04:34Oh, mine's fucking rancid.
04:37Oh, all I can think about is taking you home, undressing you, touching you.
04:46Is that romantic or really fucking creepy?
04:50Oh, it's creepy. It's definitely creepy.
04:53Oh, it's such a fine line.
05:04I'm sorry we're late being a bit of a thing.
05:07Oh, I like your elephants.
05:12No, I'm going to look at you.
05:13Oh, guys.
05:15Yeah, it's okay.
05:16I'm going to look at you.
05:31You've been in love with me for weeks.
05:42Thanks.
06:02Is it wrong to have an erection in front of all these people?
06:05You don't want to know what it's like down there.
06:10What can I get you?
06:21And the hormones?
06:24Normal. All normal. Everything was normal.
06:28But do us talk about maybe like a chromosome or...
06:32Yep. It was all normal.
06:34Everything was normal. It was all what we would hope to see.
06:40So the good news is there's nothing wrong.
06:46I know it can seem a bit disappointing having spent all this money on tests for what might feel like
06:50no reason.
06:52But what you do have now is peace of mind.
06:56You can walk away from here knowing you're both, in terms of reproduction at least, you're both completely healthy.
07:03A lot of the people I see in here would love to receive these results.
07:12So, where...
07:14Why do our babies keep dying?
07:19I don't know.
07:29Hello? I've just arrived. Can you hear me?
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34Headhunted.
07:40Headhunted, though. So, will you get a raise?
07:42What? I'm literally coming in now.
07:44Will you get a raise?
07:47Will you get a raise?
07:50Singapore.
07:51Wow.
07:53What a bowl from the blue.
08:01And I couldn't quite...
08:03What was it?
08:05You'll be vice president of acquisitions and...
08:16I couldn't quite get what everyone was saying.
08:19So, you...
08:19What was it?
08:21You'll be vice president of...
08:23Was it acquisitions or...
08:31Do you want me to unlock it?
08:32There you go.
08:53Singapore, though.
08:54Can't get much further away than that.
09:10Yeah.
09:15Oh...
09:34I've always liked the idea of getting away, a fresh start, meet new people, make new friends.
09:46Sometimes in life it's hard to break free from your, um, past.
09:57Now me and Lisa are getting married. Would you be the best man?
10:06Best man? Obviously all the people I actually want you to be the best man.
10:11Turn you down. Bottom of the barrel. Shall I take these up?
10:17Yeah, thanks mate. Four pints peroni. No, that'd be great.
10:22Yeah, thanks.
10:23No, I'll do a nice speech, do it properly.
10:28Explain.
10:29Say something nice about you, about Lisa, about your relationship.
10:36What do you know about relationships?
10:39Right.
10:42Yeah, no.
10:44Yeah, thanks mate.
10:45No, no, no, no, thanks mate.
10:56Have you got lost yet?
10:58No.
11:00No.
11:00Yeah.
11:01No, swimming lessons on Saturday mornings now.
11:05Yeah.
11:09Yeah.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Yeah.
11:14I love it.
11:17Yeah, I love it.
11:19No, no, no, no, no.
11:19I love it.
11:19I love it.
11:28I love it.
11:40You are like...
11:40all night yeah wake up in the morning completely refreshed yeah I've got a vague memory
11:47no go back and eat your dinner no I said no I'm gonna write a memoir of motherhood called
11:52how is it only midday so imagine having a baby all now well Ian would have a few questions to
12:01ask is that the old sorry oh if you knew Ian oh just take my phone Jesus mommy's trying to
12:17eat
12:17mommy allowed to eat honestly she kills me
12:36hey hi congratulations I be Alex oh thank you
12:45I was sorry to hear about your loss
12:49my loss what that is
12:52I see yeah right I thought you meant my wallet or something
12:56you meant my wallet or my phone or something I was like what
13:00they're in my pockets aren't they
13:04yeah no thanks yeah all good all good here's what it is mate
13:12hey hey
13:19thanks for coming yeah no it's great to be here
13:25how have you been how have you been more like
13:30sleeping well sleep's been it's not been great to be honest
13:35oh dear well it's been doing bedtime but it's me who's got to get up in the night and
13:41whop it out whack it in its mouth
13:44Alex is so gorgeous
13:45oh you should see him at three in the morning
13:51I've got my latch sorted oh great yes
13:55that is a big relief yeah hey thanks for coming
13:59oh nice nice beer I just wanted to say how sorry I am for your loss
14:14I was like what have I lost I got my phone I got my case
14:22oh god yeah oh thanks yeah it's all good
14:28it's all good it is what it is
14:34I think you need to find a way to talk about it
14:52because all that I've lost my wallet stuff
14:58I mean what the fuck
15:02I was trying to slightly deflect
15:08it was incredibly subtle
15:13actually when I think of it very very convincing
15:22it's all right
15:28sorry
15:32it's okay
15:52it's a bit of me that wants Alex to die
16:01a baby
16:07you want Nicola's baby to die
16:12a little bit
16:36it's so dark
16:41yeah
16:42it's really dark
17:04can I do my tea
17:12can I literally
17:13grab my toothbrush
17:18yeah
17:18do you know about gut bacteria
17:23do you know about gut bacteria
17:27yep everyone does
17:28you have all this bacteria in your guts apparently
17:31yeah I know
17:32I said enough
17:34I don't know the ins and outs
17:35but
17:38apparently
17:39there's some bacteria that can actually be good for you
17:41yep
17:43sorry
17:44no
17:45don't know which room we're in
17:46oh
17:47ah no
17:49good point
17:49I can check with Marvin
17:50oh call him
17:51I can call him
18:01Rose
18:02which was why we said at the time
18:03it was a reliable fund
18:05the growth was steady for many years
18:06the growth was steady for many years
18:07it was many years
18:08wasn't it
18:09er yeah
18:1012 years of steady growth
18:12and I don't know if you remember
18:14but I'm sure you do
18:16er
18:17as a team
18:18we forecasted growth in that fund
18:20of 2.5 in year one
18:22then three
18:23then 2.1
18:25and what's actually
18:26coming in now
18:27is actually
18:29we're not seeing that
18:32though the future is still open to debate
18:34yeah
18:34well the future's always open for debate
18:36it's the future
18:38wasn't what I was saying
18:39but okay
18:40but yes
18:41what we are now forecasting for year one
18:44is
18:45erm
18:47have you got the figures there?
18:49we've both got the figures
18:50do you want to
18:51you carry on
18:53yeah
18:54it's actually
18:57a shrinkage
18:58in fact
18:59of
19:000.4
19:08okay
19:13okay
19:18okay
19:26Okay.
20:05That'd be Daniel.
20:16You probably can't sleep or something.
20:42Do you mind if I move this?
20:44Yeah, you're free.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Thanks.
20:49Oh, thank you.
20:51Sorry.
20:53Sorry.
21:07How long have these been saying?
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm really trying not to put any pressure on you.
21:24All I need is for you to get it heard, get it in me and ejaculate.
21:28That's literally it.
21:31Just get it in me and ejaculate.
21:36I don't need it to be enjoyable.
21:40I just need it to ejaculate.
21:44Shut your eyes.
21:46They are.
21:47Shut your eyes.
21:49They are shut.
21:50Shut them.
21:51I can't.
21:52I've got this left.
21:53Shut your stupid eyes.
21:54I don't want you to see in the dress.
22:02They're so annoying.
22:04It's not even funny anymore.
22:06Keep them shut now.
22:11Keep them shut.
22:23Wait, she's done a roast.
22:26She spends ages on her.
22:29She seasons the meat night before.
22:31Has it all day in a slow cooker?
22:32Yeah, no, I know how your mum makes a roast.
22:35I spent like six years now hearing all about how your mum puts the meat in a slow cooker.
22:40Do you know how she grows her own carrots?
22:42Here he is.
22:43Oh no, go away.
22:45Let's talk about a roast.
22:46Oh, typical.
22:47Thanks, son.
22:48Oh, thank you.
22:50Here they are.
22:51They want feeding.
22:53Well, there's plenty of food.
22:56I've done a roast.
22:57I'm just going to pop upstairs.
22:59Okay enough.
23:00Too much information.
23:23Are you in there?
23:30Yeah.
23:32Are you okay?
23:36Yep.
23:43Everything will be okay.
23:45I just know it will.
23:48I can't say how, I know.
23:50I just know.
23:52Does that make sense?
23:53Does that make sense?
23:56Yep.
24:00Do you want to let me in?
24:01Do you want to let me in?
24:13Come on now, just have a chat.
24:16Let's go downstairs and have a chat.
24:17Go.
24:19Go.
24:20Go.
24:29She's dishing it out.
24:31Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
24:31Where are you going to go?
24:32She's done making cheese.
24:34We need to fucking leave.
24:36We need to fucking leave.
24:42I didn't say anything.
24:44Don't talk to me.
24:46When I am leaving.
24:47You know, you spoke to her.
24:48In this annoying cupboard.
24:49How is it my fault?
24:50In this entire house.
24:51How is this my fault?
25:03Okay, my parents are really positive, calm, constructive people.
25:12I really like that.
25:14It's what we need.
25:17They're not like...
25:18Yeah, I don't know.
25:21They're not like what?
25:24Nothing.
25:25You're obviously going to say something.
25:31You know, your parents can be a bit like...
25:35I don't just mean your parents.
25:39Your dad's all serious.
25:42Your mum's...
25:43Your mum.
25:45There's a reason you haven't told them about the losses.
25:47They won't be able to deal with it.
25:49I think you guys are dealing with it really well.
25:53I don't know.
25:54Okay, let's stop this before it becomes something we're done when it's become.
25:58Really?
25:58Really?
26:01We're just going to stand here, pretend it's okay for people to go on about some fucking inkling when we're
26:06fucking...
26:17It's not your mum that ought to have a dead fetus sucked out of her.
26:22So you stand there talking all smiling like a pair of fucking idiots and they know fuck all.
26:26They know fuck all.
26:34I didn't mean your parents are idiots.
26:36I just meant the whole thing is idiotic.
26:50I didn't mean they're idiots.
26:52Is that okay?
26:53Sorry.
26:54Oh, it's fine.
27:01They're doing their best.
27:03I think they just don't know what to say.
27:06That's like...
27:07Yeah.
27:09What is there to say?
27:10Oh, yeah.
27:13Sorry.
27:14Oh, mum.
27:15They're just...
27:16Didn't relate.
27:16No.
27:17How'd you end up like that in vain?
27:23Are you okay?
27:26Yeah, no, I'm fine.
27:27I just...
27:31Do you mind if I say something?
27:33Of course, yeah.
27:37I have to say this, okay, because...
27:40I love you.
27:42I want to look after you.
27:45It's my job to be the person to say this, yeah, but...
27:50You're not thinking straight.
27:57Am I not?
28:01No.
28:05Sorry.
28:09You don't need to be sorry.
28:12You mean...
28:13I lost three babies and I'm not thinking straight?
28:27Oh, my God, I'm such a clutz.
28:30Sorry, I'm so harebrained.
28:32I can't think straight in my silly little girl head because my ditzy little womb keeps evacuating babies.
28:39Of course, I'm not thinking straight.
28:42I had one baby ripped out of me and another two pouring down my legs.
28:45Why do you expect me to think straight?
28:48How can you think straight?
28:53We had three babies growing inside me and they all died.
28:56One of them was ripped out of me by some procedure that I don't even want to think about.
29:00And we watched the other two gush down the toilet.
29:03You know what?
29:03You think straight about that.
29:06Jesus fucking...
29:07You know what?
29:07You're course not.
29:23You're out.
29:25But let me...
29:27You're out.
29:28You're out.
29:55I think the difference is
29:58I'm able to rationalise it
30:00I know you're not
30:03Okay
30:05I am
30:06Of course you can't rationalise it
30:09But you're pregnant three times
30:11And they all die
30:12You can rationalise that
30:15Yeah
30:17Fuck off
30:18I can rationalise it
30:19Of course you can't
30:21I can rationalise it
30:22I can make sense of it
30:24In my brain
30:26Which means I'm able to
30:28Manage my emotional reaction to it
30:30Without having to
30:32Go on about it to everyone
30:42Okay
30:53Rationalise it then
30:55Go on
30:57Rationalise it because
30:58I love rational
31:00Rational's fucking excellent
31:01I'd love to find a way
31:02To make this all feel fucking rational
31:10You have to think of this
31:12Within its place
31:14Within the cosmos
31:22Fuck off
31:23No sorry
31:25Go on
31:26Tell me how this all fits within the cosmos
31:29It sounds fantastic
31:30Okay fuck off
31:31No go on sorry please
31:32Rationalise
31:34Rationalise the way
31:35You were saying the cosmos
31:43We're just people
31:45You know
31:49Really?
31:54Okay
31:56Wow
31:56You thought of that yourself
32:00Wow
32:00This is like
32:03This is life changing
32:04Why didn't you tell me this sooner
32:07You need to write this down
32:08Because you know
32:08The whole cosmos thing
32:09Is really deep
32:10That's like
32:11That's the sort of thing
32:12Clever people say
32:13Who cares
32:14To make the children
32:15Dying in my stomach
32:15Are all just part of the cosmos
32:21Cosmos
32:22Oh come on
32:22That's hilarious
32:25You know that's funny
32:29You've been listening to a podcast
32:31You just fuck off
32:33Seriously
32:34It's fucking rude
32:35Fuck you
32:35Yeah okay
32:36Don't call me fucking rude
32:38I do fucking
32:39Everything
32:39You need
32:40I've upset my mum
32:42I do fucking
32:44Whatever
32:44You want me to do
32:45Because I love you
32:46And I'm happy to do it
32:47Because I love you
32:48And because
32:48I made a vow to you
32:51On our wedding day
32:52But you can't then
32:53Just turn around
32:54And be fucking rude
32:58You've got two options
32:59You can either
33:01Bend over
33:02Let the misery fuck you
33:03Or
33:04You move forward
33:05You stay focused
33:06Eyes up
33:07Level head
33:12Is that what you're doing?
33:14Yeah
33:17What was it?
33:19Move forward
33:20Move forward
33:20Stay focused
33:21Eyes up
33:21Level head
33:26Now's that going
33:28It's going well
33:31Yeah?
33:33Yeah
33:36I've put all the pain
33:38Through
33:38Like
33:41Imagine that
33:42Like
33:43A shredder
33:44A paper shredder
33:45In my head
33:47I put all the pain
33:48Through the shredder
33:49I've burnt the shreds
33:50And now
33:52That allows me
33:52To move forwards
33:53Across the ashes
33:57You know
33:58That's mad though
33:59Yeah
34:01It's not
34:02It is
34:04It's fucking loopy
34:06It works
34:06It doesn't
34:09I promise you
34:10It doesn't
34:12I promise you
34:14It doesn't
34:18You don't talk about it
34:21You only talk to your dad about it
34:22And that's like talking to a two year old
34:24Okay fine
34:24I'm going to talk about it
34:25I'll talk to fucking everyone about it
34:27I'll talk to Dave about it
34:28I'll go around Sainsbury
34:29The fucking lad they got
34:38Doing the ceremony
34:39I couldn't keep me eyes on me
34:40I mean look at him
34:42What a guy
34:43He's got the looks
34:45He's got a daughter
34:47You
34:47Are turning me out of my show
34:49You dangerous beast
34:50Are you guys alright?
34:59Is this okay?
35:01Yeah thank you
35:02So um
35:05There's something that I've got to tell this guy
35:07That I've been seeing
35:08And um
35:10Okay he's going to hate it
35:12And I
35:14Let's just
35:32Do you listen
35:35I love you
35:38You
35:39You
35:44Shall we start with a prayer?
35:47Yes, thank you.
35:51Do you want to lead it?
35:54Okay.
36:22Help me.
36:37Sorry, I didn't make the restaurant.
36:39No, yeah, don't worry.
36:40I actually really value eating on my own.
36:42The payment got her okay?
36:44Yeah, all good.
36:45Thanks.
36:46And I left the tip.
36:49Because you forgot the tip.
36:52No, I was glad that you didn't add the tip.
36:55It felt nice to leave the tip.
37:07I just wanted to have a little chat.
37:11Sorry, do you mind if I put this on your book?
37:17Oh, are you okay, Tim?
37:19No, yeah, happy to.
37:22I'm really, like, I'm really open to, like, discussions and emotions.
37:29I used to cry quite a lot when I was little, so just fire away.
37:34Anything you need to say, just say it.
37:37Is this about Singapore?
37:39It's linked.
37:40Yeah, but it's...
37:41Because I'm so excited for you.
37:44Thank you, yeah.
37:47And I assume you'll get a raise?
37:56You all right if I open these?
37:57Yeah.
37:59I doubt they'd headhunt you and increase your responsibilities without a commensurate salary increase.
38:03If they do, you will need to have a word.
38:06Or I will.
38:12Well, there's, um, going to be quite a significant raise, yeah.
38:16How significant?
38:21Because it should probably also be a proportional increase in your bonus.
38:26Why don't you let me take a look at the paperwork?
38:28I can make a plan for the money and...
38:30Okay, now.
38:31Are you kidding me?
38:34What?
38:34What do you mean, what?
38:38I'm trying to help you organise your finances.
38:40Okay, now.
38:42Sleep in the attic.
38:44Excuse me?
38:45Sleep in the attic.
38:45Go on, fuck off.
38:46Get out of my bedroom.
38:47Well, that's rude.
38:48You're going to have to put the radiator on and turn it to three.
38:50I'm literally trying to help you organise your finances.
38:53I know.
38:53It's interesting, though, isn't it, that you won't let me.
38:56Fuck off.
38:56Very interesting.
38:57Fuck off.
38:58Get out of my bedroom.
39:02All of my mates have settled down.
39:05I'm the only one.
39:09I'm all alone in the world.
39:10Can you imagine how that feels?
39:15I just need the chance to move away.
39:19Start again.
39:23Take me to Singapore.
39:28I'd love to tell Stephen I'm moving to Singapore.
39:37Here?
39:38Yeah, yeah, good for me.
39:39I don't think it's much like...
39:41No, this is fine, isn't it?
39:42Yeah.
39:42Yeah, it's good, yeah.
39:45A bit like...
39:46In the middle work.
39:48You want to have a cosy little corner together.
39:52Sounds serious.
39:53Uh-oh.
40:00Oh, lots to talk about.
40:02Yeah, there is indeed.
40:04Uh-oh, sounds serious.
40:12Oh, I made it, Belle.
40:21Oh, it's lovely.
40:24I've been here a few times during the day.
40:26I know she'll be working.
40:28It counts as work.
40:30It counts as work, right?
40:32Everything counts as work.
40:35I think they do like, um...
40:38Yeah.
40:39Thanks for coming out.
40:40No, it's great to be out.
40:42Really.
40:43I sort of texted you and I was like...
40:46Ah.
40:47I know we don't know each other very well.
40:50No.
40:51No, I was pleased you asked, actually.
40:53The service here is terrible.
40:55Even when it's empty, it's mad.
41:00Well, how are you?
41:01You okay?
41:03Uh, yeah, fine.
41:05I...
41:06I'm pregnant.
41:08Ready?
41:12Great timing.
41:14Um, shall I...
41:17Go ahead.
41:18Okay, so the, uh, halloumi...
41:24Um...
41:25Oyster mushrooms...
41:27The burrata salad...
41:28Dressing?
41:30Uh...
41:30On the side?
41:31Hmm.
41:31We'll have the dressing on the side, please.
41:35Um...
41:35Chippee kofta...
41:38Lamb skewers...
41:39Uh...
41:41Hummus and baba ganoush.
41:42Do they come with flatbreads?
41:44I'm just gonna...
41:45And I've...
41:46It's been a lot of...
41:48Interviews and stress...
41:50Um...
41:50Networking, sadly.
41:52But, um...
41:53I've managed to get a promotion.
41:57Hmm.
41:57Don't tell Dave that I said that.
42:00Um...
42:00He thinks I was head-hunted.
42:03But, um...
42:04It means a move to...
42:05Singapore.
42:08Great.
42:12Well, yeah, but...
42:14Looks like I've got this...
42:16Baby growing inside of me.
42:19Which feels...
42:21Amazing.
42:24I'm really sorry.
42:26No.
42:27I'm really sorry.
42:42Okay.
42:44Quite simply...
42:46Dave isn't capable of fatherhood.
42:50And, um...
42:51I'm moving to Singapore without him.
42:53I haven't told him yet because...
42:55He's desperate for me to go to this Matt's wedding.
42:59And, um...
43:00But the...
43:00My question is that...
43:02When it comes to it, because...
43:03There is a lot of pain in him and sensitivity and...
43:07He's rather vulnerable beneath it all.
43:10You...
43:10You know him.
43:13What is the...
43:15Nicest way to dump him?
43:21Sorry, that's a lot to digest.
43:26Have some more.
43:27I...
43:27Just...
43:28Greedy guts eating potato.
43:30Ha ha ha!
43:41Singapore?
43:42Yeah.
43:43Wow.
43:45She's been head-hunted.
43:47Head-hunted?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Oh!
43:49Wow!
43:51God, she's good.
43:52Isn't she?
43:53Mm.
43:54It's too good for you.
43:56Ha ha ha!
43:57Oh, yeah.
43:58I was it.
43:59Ha ha ha!
44:00Who isn't?
44:01Ha ha ha!
44:03Ha ha ha!
44:05No, it's a...
44:06It's a big...
44:06Thing for her.
44:09It's a...
44:11Yeah.
44:13She wants me to go with her.
44:19To...
44:19To Singapore?
44:20Yeah.
44:22Yeah.
44:27Well, that's good.
44:29Yeah.
44:33So...
44:34So, you'd move out there, and...
44:36Yeah, yeah.
44:37Settle down.
44:43Mm.
44:47So, you'd move out there and...
44:49Yeah, yeah.
44:50Settle down.
44:50Mm.
44:51What does that mean?
44:52Ha ha ha ha!
44:54Ha ha ha!
44:55Ha ha ha!
44:56Wow, that's...
44:57Ha ha ha!
44:58Ha ha ha!
44:59Of course you'd ask me!
45:00Oh!
45:01Ha ha ha!
45:01You married people are hilarious.
45:03You're...
45:04You just can't stand the thought of somebody else.
45:06Ha ha ha!
45:06No, no, no.
45:07I'm joking, I'm joking.
45:09Ha ha ha!
45:09It's all good, mate.
45:11All good.
45:12Ha ha ha!
45:14Ha ha ha!
45:26How long do you think you'd be out there?
45:31Like, if you moved out there with a... this year?
45:35It probably would be this year, yeah.
45:39Um...
45:41Well, it would be a long-term move, professionally, for Amanda, so...
45:46Yeah.
45:48Um...
45:49Permanent?
45:50Ha ha!
45:53But...
45:54I guess you, you, you, you come home, what?
45:57I mean, females, or...?
45:58What, what would I come home for?
46:00Ha ha!
46:03Daniel?
46:04Well, yeah!
46:05There's Daniel.
46:06Of course there's Daniel.
46:07I'm always thinking of Daniel.
46:08Ha!
46:09Ha!
46:09He'll visit, yeah.
46:11He'll love it out there.
46:12Yeah.
46:14And my dad.
46:15But, uh...
46:16There's nothing else to come home for.
46:20Ha ha!
46:22Ha!
46:25Ha!
46:25Ha!
46:25Ha!
46:26Ha!
46:27Ha!
46:33Ha!
46:37Ha!
46:38Ha!
46:40Ha!
46:41Ha!
46:43Ha!
46:44Ha!
46:44Ha!
46:45Ha!
46:46Ha!
46:47Ha!
46:48Ha!
46:49Ha!
46:55Ha!
46:56Ha!
46:59Ha!
47:01Ha!
47:01Ha!
47:03Ha!
47:03Ha!
47:13When I first met my wife
47:23When I first met Lisa
47:27Okay, okay, enough
47:29Enough
47:34When I first met Lisa
47:35She was actually incredibly rude
47:38She actually tried to
47:40Push in front of me in the queue at the pub shop
47:42It was Peter
47:46But
47:49I knew
47:51As soon as I spoke to her
47:52I knew I wanted to be with this amazing woman
47:55For the rest of my life
48:04Lisa
48:08I'm addicted to you
48:12Every minute we're not together
48:13Feels like a waste of a minute
48:17I found you beautiful
48:18The first moment I saw you
48:20I found you beautiful
48:22Every moment since
48:29I find you beautiful
48:31First thing in the morning
48:33When your breath stinks
48:37When your breath stinks
48:39And your hair's a mess
48:41I find you beautiful
48:42Last thing at night
48:43When I can't sleep
48:45Because you're making me laugh
48:47And then five minutes later
48:49When your snoring kicks in
48:55We stand here today
48:56And we look at our lives
48:59Stretched out before us
49:04And I see us
49:06Laughing every day
49:09And getting drunk
49:10Going on amazing holidays
49:14And I know there will be hard times too
49:17But
49:19Whatever happens to us
49:21However hard we fall
49:22In the most painful moment
49:25We made a vow today
49:28That we will be there
49:29For each other
49:32We will love
49:34And look after each other
49:37Me
49:38The sensible
49:39Problem solver
49:40And you
49:42The fun
49:43Mad
49:46Uncontainable
49:46And unrepeatable
49:48One
49:48Laughing
49:51Nothing could break us apart
49:55Laughing
50:04I'd like to propose a toast
50:10To my world
50:13My life
50:15To my wife
50:19To Lisa
50:20To Lisa
50:43All right
50:44That's it
50:44Ladies and gentlemen
50:45That's it
50:45The pizza van
50:47Is now open
50:48And
50:49Let's remember
50:50It is a free bar
50:51So let's make this
50:51A messy one
50:52Laughing
51:22Amanda's pregnant
51:24See my WhatsApps
51:54Amanda's pregnant
51:56She's going to dump Dave
51:57And move to Singapore
51:59You need to tell him
52:00Destroy the fucking bitch
52:04Stop the day with a little syllable
52:10Left on the finish
52:17Jesus
52:17She's pushing down