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00:23¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
00:30My boys gave me a little bit of a send-off,
00:32because I'm not going to be back till Christmas.
00:34Your boys?
00:34No.
00:35Who are your boys?
00:36You know, my boys.
00:37Sam, Cliff, Norm.
00:40So the cast of Cheers.
00:42I did not know you'd do that show.
00:43Was Coach there?
00:45Unfortunately, Coach passed.
00:46Season three.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:50Look at this house they're giving me.
00:53Wow.
00:53Oh, a gift basket.
00:55They asked me what your favorite booze was.
00:58Oh.
00:58Thank you, honey.
00:59Didn't buy it.
01:00Just replied to a text.
01:01Well, you remembered.
01:04Oh.
01:06This place is way too big for one person.
01:08I'm not moving in with you, Dad.
01:09I wasn't thinking that.
01:10Yes, you were.
01:11Yes, I was.
01:12We'd have so much fun.
01:14Oh, I like this.
01:16Mmm.
01:16What do you think?
01:17Yeah.
01:18Could I wear this under a blazer?
01:19Never do that.
01:19No?
01:20Um, Dad, we have to talk about something.
01:23Oh.
01:25Dill pickle flavored corn nuts?
01:27Is that regional?
01:28I don't know.
01:29Oh.
01:30Um, it's taken me a while to get out of Mom's shadow, and you're here now, which I've decided
01:39is great.
01:41Oh, that took a nice turn.
01:42I've been trying to get you out of your rut since you and Mom split up, and this is definitely
01:46that.
01:47But with my marriage collapsing and my suspension, I can barely take care of myself.
01:54So if I feel like I need to take care of you, I, we need to give each other some
01:59space, you
02:00know?
02:00Mm-hmm.
02:01Jesus Christ, just eat them.
02:02Sorry.
02:04They taste like crunchy pickles.
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:08Mmm.
02:10Okay.
02:10Okay.
02:11Um, I have my own life.
02:13One more.
02:17As you were saying.
02:18Okay.
02:19Um, I have my own life here.
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:21I can't have you holding my hand.
02:23Got it.
02:23You can fight your own battles, and if you can't fight them by yourself, we will fight
02:27them together, hand in hand.
02:29It was a joke.
02:30Yeah.
02:30I'm leaving now, and I'm taking the Toblerone.
02:33And honey, thank you for this.
02:36Also, I wasn't serious about living together.
02:38Oh, really?
02:39I, I was just thinking how the dead hockey coach's house is kind of lonely, and it might
02:43be fun to crash here for a couple of weeks.
02:44Do it!
02:45Order pizza!
02:46I will get a...
02:46Oh, that was not nice.
02:49That was not a nice thing to do.
02:50I love you, too.
02:51Oh, I, oh, I, I played the fool.
02:59I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying.
03:03Falling sometimes, sometimes flying.
03:07Cry me an ocean of wineliners.
03:11Cruel, cruel, cruel.
03:40Oh, hey, hey, new neighbor.
03:43It's so weird.
03:44Remember, your friend was supposed to live in this house.
03:46I remember.
03:48Calm down.
03:49I'm not mad at you.
03:50Thanks, God.
03:53Oh, can I walk with you?
03:55Got the first day jitters, and I don't know where anything is.
03:59Come on.
04:00Thank you.
04:01What's up with the shoes?
04:02You going to prom?
04:03Oh, I knew they were too shiny.
04:05You okay?
04:06Yep, I'm good.
04:07Okay.
04:08Hey, you got a minute to help me with something?
04:10Yeah, of course.
04:11You name it.
04:11Okay.
04:12Ooh, that is cool.
04:13You should get one.
04:16I need to lock in my summer internship.
04:18I don't think you know how much I'm freaking out.
04:20I mean, you don't exactly sound so freaked out.
04:22Why don't you give me something with a little gusto?
04:23How are you feeling?
04:24I'm not sleeping at all.
04:26You're stressed!
04:27Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, please.
04:28I'm trying to work on my book here.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31I am so sorry for talking in my own apartment.
04:35I hate him.
04:36We will keep it down.
04:37Thank you.
04:38I need an advisor with Paul.
04:39I should just ask President Mann.
04:41He's at the gym all the time.
04:42Right.
04:43Ooh, you and Walt.
04:44That's really not ideal for me.
04:46Ideal for you?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Permission to be frank.
04:50Break up.
04:51Let's wrap this up.
04:52Go home.
04:53It's just that I have been in the spotlight quite a lot lately,
04:56and I think maybe in lieu of drawing more attention to us,
04:58she just rolled her eyes at me saying in lieu.
05:00Educated people say in lieu, Mo.
05:04My editor is calling me every single day
05:07asking to see new pages on this.
05:08This book is not just for me.
05:10It's for our child's future, all right?
05:11So I think it would behoove us
05:13to create conditions under which I can succeed.
05:16Walt, he is like the biggest gossip on campus, all right?
05:19And the last thing that we need
05:21is that man rooting around in our lives.
05:24Okay, fine.
05:26I want to ask him.
05:27Thank you.
05:31So you think it's okay to just hire him
05:33even though you already promised
05:35the writer-in-residence gig to my friend Ruby?
05:37If this is what you meant by helping, I don't love it.
05:39Hiring Greg was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
05:41Your friend can do it next semester.
05:43Maybe that'll give her time to write something
05:44someone's heard of.
05:45Ruby won the Bailey Gifford Prize in nonfiction.
05:48We all have our resumes.
05:49Look, Walt said that I had to take the job
05:52or Katie was going to lose hers.
05:54And I would appreciate it if we just keep that between us.
05:57Because Katie would kill me.
05:58Of course.
05:58Better watch your back, Greg,
06:00because he might stab you in it.
06:01You understand, this isn't even about her friend.
06:03This is about the review.
06:05I don't know what the review is.
06:07That is a shitty thing to say.
06:08Then I take it back.
06:09I do.
06:10We're supposed to be friends, Walt.
06:11And you just tossed it aside.
06:13You need to handle your job
06:14with a little more grace and sensitivity.
06:16Do you know why I am so deeply drawn to Greg?
06:19You don't...
06:20That's not necessary.
06:21Because he is the only one around here
06:22who doesn't actually want something from me.
06:27It's a teeny tiny violin.
06:29I was going to ask what that was.
06:30It is really small.
06:31If you would excuse us,
06:32I have to help Greg find his new office.
06:35Come this way.
06:36Bye-bye.
06:41And here we are.
06:43I think I could have found this on my own.
06:45Do I need to apologize to Dylan?
06:46Oh, we did nothing wrong.
06:47She should be apologizing to us.
06:49Let me show you my favorite part of this whole setup.
06:54Do you love it as much as I do?
06:56So your office is connected to my...
06:58You can come by and say hi anytime.
07:01That'll be fun.
07:02We got a hockey game tomorrow night.
07:04Hired a new coach.
07:04Care to come?
07:05I'm not really a hockey guy.
07:07I wish that you had told me
07:09that I was taking Dylan's friend's job.
07:11I bet Dylan's friend wish we told her as well.
07:13Crystal!
07:14Emailed her and sent a box of pairs.
07:16Gym bag?
07:17Thank you.
07:17Oh, shower shoes.
07:22Door open or closed?
07:23Uh, open.
07:24It's fine.
07:24Thanks.
07:25Good choice.
07:31Wouldn't you know it?
07:32Those rascals were in my bag the whole time.
07:35I'll be back in a jiff.
07:36Okay.
07:39See you soon.
07:42Why are you making me do this?
07:43This is like a labor camp.
07:45This is hell.
07:46You're fine.
07:47I'm not.
07:47Believe me.
07:49Be right back.
07:50Dean Riggs, I'm Sunny Saluski.
07:53I'm in your evolutionary bio class,
07:54and I would like for you to be my advisor.
07:56Whoa, buy me a drink first.
07:58I'm looking for an internship in biotech with a focus on health and wellness.
08:02Look, you seem like a beautiful young scientist, but I can't.
08:06I'd explain further, but I've been told not to by my attorney.
08:10Good luck.
08:12Smoke break.
08:13You earned it.
08:15Young lady, if I may, don't pick your advisor based on what you think they can do for you.
08:21It should be someone with whom you have a real connection.
08:25Thank you, sir.
08:27Onward.
08:29No, I should have just asked him.
08:31I mean, he was already advising me.
08:32No, no, no, darling.
08:33No, no, no.
08:33He was eavesdropping and inserting himself into your conversation.
08:36That is just what Walt does.
08:38Trust me.
08:38Look, okay.
08:39Once, totally offhand, right?
08:41I mentioned to Crystal that I might someday want to have a dog.
08:44Next thing I knew, Walt is in my living room with Roscoe.
08:49He'd already called him Roscoe.
08:50I wouldn't call him Roscoe.
08:52I would have called him something more whimsical, like, just happy.
08:55Okay, don't pretend you're not in love with that dog.
08:56I've seen you open-mouthed kissing him.
08:58He prefers it that way.
08:59He's Italian.
09:01Look, Riggs loves me.
09:02I'll speak to him.
09:03I'll get him to change his mind.
09:04What are you doing?
09:05I am texting you a study on the fecal matter in dogs' mouths.
09:09You shan't be reading that.
09:11Okay, so you can use these notes on The Impressionist as a general guide.
09:15I'm sorry about the pizza sauce.
09:17I had a pretty late night.
09:18Have you ever seen Rick and Morty?
09:21Respecting boundaries by knocking.
09:24Hi, hi, hi, hi.
09:26I just wanted to check to see if you looked at that lesson plan that I emailed.
09:30Hi, oh, I'm sorry.
09:32Am I interrupting?
09:33100%.
09:33This is Lily, my TA.
09:35She smokes.
09:36Yes, I love it.
09:37Yay.
09:38Yay.
09:38I'm just prepping her to cover my classes.
09:40Oh, okay.
09:41I can wait.
09:43But what time is her class?
09:44Because mine starts in 25 minutes.
09:46Okay, fine.
09:48You know, I did take a look.
09:49And this is way overscheduled.
09:51This is giving me flashbacks to when you were coaching my U8 soccer team and you had that
09:55big binder of plays.
09:57Yeah?
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:57You've got to relax.
09:59Okay.
10:00All right.
10:00Okay.
10:00Do you remember when you finally said, screw it, and you told us to just kick the ball around
10:04and have fun?
10:05Yeah, I remember that.
10:06Right.
10:06That was the first game that we won.
10:08Well, the other team's goalie was like four years old.
10:11Honey, honey, I get very nervous speaking in front of people unless I have a plan.
10:15And I am not a rock star teacher like you are.
10:18At the moment, I'm not any kind of teacher.
10:20Okay.
10:21You know what would cheer you up?
10:23There's a hockey game tomorrow night.
10:24You want to go together like we used to?
10:26Sure, Dad.
10:27Are you?
10:28Really?
10:29Whatever.
10:29I did not expect that answer.
10:31Okay.
10:31I have to get to class.
10:32Okay.
10:33I love you.
10:34Lily, do not smoke.
10:35It's not good for you.
10:36Yes.
10:42Oh, that's a cool shortcut.
10:52Oh, that's a dangerous shortcut.
11:00Okay.
11:03Hello.
11:04Hello, everybody.
11:05Woof.
11:06You look like Stonehill got you.
11:07Yeah.
11:08New shoes.
11:09And I forgot to scuff up the bottom, so no biggie.
11:11Your leg is bleeding.
11:13Yeah.
11:13It doesn't hurt, though.
11:15Okay.
11:15So, I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with my work.
11:20Oh, Miami Amore.
11:22That's a crowd pleaser.
11:23But I doubt that any of my books are on the shelves of this hallowed institution.
11:28They aren't.
11:28Oh, hey, I recognize you.
11:32Oh, I recognize you.
11:32Oh, okay.
11:33They are called Beach Reads.
11:35And yes, you can usually find them at the airport.
11:39But if you pick a good one, you can't put it down.
11:43Welcome to the art of the page-turner.
11:46Let's fucking go.
11:47Oh, yeah.
11:48Okay, so we're going to start.
11:50I'm going to talk about some of the authors who made me want to tell stories.
11:54People like Greg MacDonald or Sue Grafton or Carl Hyasson.
11:59Mine was Zadie Smith.
12:00Yes, absolutely love him or her or they.
12:08I know it's a little uptight here, so I would like you to call me Greg.
12:15You're real gerg, bro.
12:17Hmm?
12:17The whiteboard.
12:18You're real gerg.
12:20And that's a permanent mark.
12:21I was going to say gerg all year.
12:22Mr. Russo?
12:23Yes, question here.
12:25Is this supposed to be you?
12:26Because if so, dude, nice washboard.
12:29No, no, no.
12:29That is not me.
12:30I have absolutely nothing to do with the artwork.
12:32I read that you get approval on all your cover art.
12:35Did you, Ronnie?
12:36You read that?
12:36Mm-hmm.
12:37Okay.
12:38You know, I emailed you all a syllabus and a breakdown of how every class is going to go minute
12:45by minute.
12:46Oh, man.
12:47You made this sound like fun, man.
12:48This is not fun.
12:49I don't know any of these authors.
12:51I'm not sure if this literature will speak to me.
12:54Oh, just you wait, Ronnie.
12:57Ronnie, you are going to be my white whale.
13:01At this institution, we have zero tolerance for body shaming.
13:05Believe me, I was not shaming her.
13:08I was referencing a very famous book that I have not read.
13:12Maybe do.
13:12And besides, it doesn't really even make any sense.
13:16Ronnie has a lovely figure.
13:18No, no, no, no, no.
13:21If I may, life's complicated.
13:24We all mess up.
13:25We mess up at our jobs.
13:26Mess up at our relationships.
13:28But aren't we all trying our best to navigate the complexities of this life?
13:34The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
13:37That's Hamlet, Greg.
13:38Personally, I think that the quickest route back to forgiveness is if we accept the fact that in our cause,
13:45we're just good people.
13:48You are a bad person, and I hate you.
13:51I'm fine here with a verbal warning.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:54Walk with me, Mr. Russo.
13:57You're a bad boy.
14:06Ten years ago, the school didn't even have a disciplinary board.
14:10It's a real gotcha culture now.
14:11The last thing I'd want to do is make a young woman uncomfortable.
14:14Same.
14:15Yet we both keep doing it.
14:16Yeah.
14:16What?
14:18So how are you getting on here?
14:20You finding your bearings?
14:21Not even close, no.
14:23Tell you what, Greg.
14:25Come by my place tonight.
14:26I'll give you the lay of the land.
14:28We can have a drink on the porch.
14:30I cannot tell you how much I would love to do that.
14:32I have a great bottle of whiskey.
14:33Porch whiskey it is.
14:34Look forward to it.
14:38Okay.
14:39See you then.
14:40Not your boss.
14:41Not your milk.
14:42Not your boss.
14:44Not your milk.
14:46What is all this?
14:47They double booked the free speech zone.
14:49So on this side we have vegans and on this side we have gun control.
14:52What side are you on?
14:53I haven't really decided yet because on the one hand I do want jackfruit tacos in the cap,
14:57but I also don't love the idea of getting shot.
14:59Tough call.
15:00The free speech zone was over by Cabot Hall.
15:02Why is it outside my office now?
15:04I guess someone must have moved it.
15:08Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you again for taking on Sonny.
15:11In 86, Malik Volney.
15:14You must love your mistress very much.
15:17Well, we need to talk.
15:19I'm being summoned.
15:20Just give me a minute.
15:22Did you move the free speech zone outside my office?
15:26You should thank me.
15:27I usually do more when people complain about me to Walt.
15:30Oh my God.
15:31Are you that petty?
15:33I'm going to answer your question with another question.
15:36Yes?
15:42Would you give me that water, please?
15:44No.
15:46You pompous prick.
15:48You are a walking relic of the past.
15:51And nobody's going to miss you when you're gone.
15:53Are you trying to be funny?
15:54Don't you slide out of your chair.
15:56What are you doing?
15:58Rick!
15:59Call 911.
16:00What?
16:01Principal!
16:02Oh my God.
16:03God, why do bad things keep happening to me?
16:10Hello.
16:10Yes, I'm just calling from Ludlow College.
16:12There's a man who I think has maybe fainted.
16:16Well, I'm not a doctor, but isn't it great?
16:27It's bad.
16:28You drive.
16:32Thank you.
16:35It was a heart attack.
16:37Susan says he will pull through.
16:40Luckily, she has a friend over there with her.
16:41Good, good.
16:42Did they say if a sip of water would have made a difference?
16:45What?
16:46I've already taken care of his classes for the week, but we need an interim dean of faculty.
16:50Okay.
16:50Today.
16:51Check.
16:51Then don't dilly-dally do it.
16:52You're the one who's preventing me from doing what you want me to do.
16:55Fine.
16:56The show must go on.
16:58The show must go on.
16:58Position's yours.
16:59No.
16:59You'll do great.
17:00Congrats, Dylan.
17:01No, no, no, no.
17:02I'm not it.
17:02No, thank you.
17:03Well, it's a rule that goes back to gladiator times.
17:05You kill a man, you get his job.
17:07I did not kill him.
17:08Well, the paramedic said he was dead for three minutes, and you said that water thing that
17:11was suspicious.
17:12Plus, you can show me how to do it all with grace and sensitivity.
17:16I see what you're doing.
17:19Fine.
17:20I'm in.
17:21Congrats again, Dylan.
17:22Appreciate you.
17:23That's the spirit.
17:24The man's an ox.
17:25He'll be back before you know it.
17:31Have you ever seen him look so peaceful?
17:35No.
17:37He really valued your friendship.
17:40Yeah.
17:43V-Riggs.
17:44He's the best.
17:47I should go.
17:49No, please stay.
17:50Stay for Vincent.
17:52Vincent.
17:53Dean Riggs, who I call Vincent because he is my friend.
17:59You know, he could sense that I was feeling a little lost.
18:03Then he reached out to me.
18:07Do you want to hold his other hand?
18:10Okay.
18:20I want you all to close your eyes and picture something.
18:22Go ahead.
18:23Close your eyes.
18:24Close your eyes.
18:24The year is 1929.
18:26Are your eyes closed?
18:27Yeah, they're closed.
18:28Stalin, he's become this kind of myth.
18:31Like the Tooth Fairy.
18:33If the Tooth Fairy had led to several violent purges.
18:39Stalin's cult of personality was equal parts power and equal parts fear.
18:45Fear?
18:47Oh, God.
18:48I'm so sorry.
18:49Oh, gosh.
18:49I hear it.
18:50I'm sorry.
18:51I hear you.
18:52Not, no.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:55It'll probably go faster without all those loop-de-doos.
18:59Professor Shepard.
19:00Thanks.
19:01I hear it's Dean Shepard now.
19:02Congratulations.
19:03Yes, thank you.
19:03You're welcome.
19:04I recently submitted a proposal for my new philosophy curriculum.
19:08Weeks ago, actually.
19:09So I'm going to need to hear back like ASAP, please.
19:11Wow.
19:12A philosophy emergency.
19:13Don't get those a lot.
19:14I do.
19:16Let's give Dean Shepard a few days to get her feet wet.
19:19Teaching young people how to think.
19:20I could use that power for good or I could use it for something not good.
19:23They all want something, so never give anyone your time unless it's an emergency.
19:29Hi, what's up, Doc?
19:30No, what?
19:31Uh, sorry.
19:32I, is it, I'm, uh, I, I, I know I burned a house down.
19:36Ah, but if I don't have work and I'm sitting at home, my mind is going to some dark and
19:40crazy
19:41places.
19:41You threatening to strike again?
19:43No, no, no.
19:45No.
19:46I should give her some time.
19:47Yeah, I think that would be best.
19:48Let's go to my office.
19:49I'd love to.
19:51Let's party.
19:52Thank you.
19:59I let you sleep.
20:02You looked almost beautiful.
20:04Is it morning?
20:06Oh, no, no, I'm late, I'm late.
20:08Ah!
20:10Ow!
20:12I told myself I came to campus today because I missed being here, but I came to watch Arch
20:18teaching.
20:19Sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you this.
20:21We don't even know each other that well.
20:22It's okay, part of my job.
20:24Really?
20:24I don't know.
20:25I met Archie two weeks after I started teaching here.
20:29I don't really have friends of my own.
20:31Your dad's here now, he could be a friend.
20:32Nope.
20:33I heard it.
20:34My bad.
20:35I think I just need a win.
20:37So, is there any chance that you would lift my suspension?
20:40Again, don't know how my job works, but I'll try.
20:44Oh, thank you.
20:46You should have seen him today in class.
20:49Bouncing around all happy.
20:52Why isn't he struggling like I am?
21:03Hello, you.
21:04Hi.
21:04Are you okay?
21:05Yeah.
21:06I was just looking at some old photos of Roscoe.
21:09I thought you were going to give that to Riggs.
21:11Sadly, I never got the chance.
21:14Well, I need an advisor who can breathe on his own.
21:16So, I made a list of potential candidates and factored in their professional connections relative to how likely they are
21:22to die.
21:24I crossed off two fatties and a smoker.
21:25That's quite morbid.
21:27I mean, it's only October, Sonny.
21:29What's the rush?
21:30What's the rush?
21:31I've got a blueberry inside of me that's going to grow to the size of a fucking watermelon,
21:35so it would behoove me to lock in an internship before I start showing seeing as very few biotech companies
21:39want someone knocking over beakers with a baby bump.
21:42Well, hey.
21:43They can't actually discriminate against you for that.
21:45That is illegal.
21:47Great.
21:47I'll make a thousand citizen's arrests.
21:50You can go back to jacking off to pictures of your gassy dog.
22:08Hold on, hold on, hold on.
22:09I'm here.
22:10Oh, no.
22:10Sit down, sit down, sit down.
22:11We're still having class.
22:12I don't have my lesson plan.
22:15Could someone go online and check the syllabus?
22:18It is 1046.
22:19What does it say we should be doing right now?
22:21Five minutes of spirited discussion.
22:23Okay.
22:24Does it say about what?
22:25Uh, reflections on what we've discussed so far.
22:32You know what?
22:32Screw it.
22:35Let's just kick the ball around a little bit.
22:38Have some fun.
22:38No one knows what that means.
22:40It is another metaphor, Ronnie.
22:42Not unlike White Whale, which I am saying directed at no one.
22:46All right.
22:47Here's the deal.
22:48I didn't take many writing courses in college, partly because I didn't go to college.
22:54Nice.
22:54I have written 11 bestsellers, and the idea of teaching here is terrifying.
23:02All of you scare me, except Spooner.
23:05I got you, Greg.
23:06But you know what?
23:07I think we have some things in common.
23:09We all love to tell stories.
23:11Why?
23:13Why do we want to write?
23:19Okay.
23:20I thought that all that vulnerability might sort of loosen the jar, but I will go first.
23:26Um, the best thing about the Rooster books is that he gets to do everything I wish I could.
23:36Get in a bar fight or break the girl's heart.
23:39Honestly, I write because sometimes I wish I was someone else.
23:49When I used to write in high school, it was like the only time I felt smart.
23:52Thank you, Tommy.
23:54Anybody else?
23:55Uh, I started writing after my parents got divorced.
23:58Okay.
23:59Now I write a lot of sad stories about horses who love their kids.
24:03Beautiful!
24:03That's great creativity, Maya!
24:05Oh!
24:08I am so, so sorry.
24:11I blame the shoes.
24:13I actually got rid of them.
24:15Good.
24:15They were too shiny.
24:16No.
24:17I've never run one of these things, so what happens next?
24:20We have to go through the complaint.
24:22Okay?
24:22It says there you closed your hand firmly around her breast.
24:26Mm.
24:27Uh, I think firmly is an exaggeration.
24:31It was more of a soft and gentle cupping.
24:36Why did I put it like that?
24:39Miss Samuels acknowledges it was an accident.
24:43Yeah.
24:43I was bracing my fall, and her breasts happened to take the brace.
24:48Okay.
24:49Don't do it again.
24:51I'm out.
24:52Sorry.
24:53Thank you, everybody.
24:54Appreciate it.
25:01Walter.
25:02Hello.
25:02Hi.
25:03Sorry.
25:03Have you got a moment?
25:04Do you have anything problematic in your life you still have a soft spot for?
25:07Uh...
25:08Michael Jackson, Woody Allen, Plastic Straws.
25:11Probably be Roald Dahl for me.
25:12Not great with our Jewish friends, but I mean, Matilda the Musical.
25:16Oh, come on.
25:17Listen, I know the only take on advisees if you feel that you have a particular sort of connection.
25:21If you just...
25:22Uh, Sonny, could I borrow you for a second, please?
25:25Sonny here is a fantastic neuroscience candidate, centering particularly on physical fitness and well-being.
25:30Two fiery passions of yours, if I'm not mistaken.
25:33I mean, Hal, listen, you know, you could take your advisory sessions in the sauna.
25:37Aren't you pregnant?
25:39In Nordic countries, it's actually routine throughout pregnancy.
25:41And worst case scenario, we just keep the temple at 170.
25:44You know, I always see you with a protein drink, and I make my own.
25:48If you...
25:50You'll taste pea proteins and a little bit of dehydrated cherry for flavors and antioxidants.
25:55That's incredible.
25:57I'll leave you to it.
26:01You sure you're okay with me having a front-row seat to your interpersonal drama?
26:06I would actually love a third-party POV.
26:08Oh, I think we could have a great deal of fun with this.
26:15Don't be afraid to move it!
26:17Don't be afraid to move it!
26:23Oh, I'm sorry.
26:27Hi, Dad.
26:28Hey, where are you?
26:29You need to get down here.
26:31The new coach is drinking a beer, and during the last time out, he was singing Sweet Caroline to nobody.
26:37I actually ended up going out with Lily and some of her friends.
26:40So you're not coming?
26:42Oh, shoot.
26:43Well, I was excited to tell you about class.
26:45I tried that thing of yours, you know, the kicking the ball around.
26:49That's so great.
26:50Can I call you back?
26:51I'm actually having kind of a fun time.
26:53Sure.
26:54I'll just watch the game by myself.
26:56Maybe there's a daughter here without a dad.
26:58Please don't make me feel guilty for not hanging out with you.
27:01You took this job without asking how I felt about it.
27:03You did that for you.
27:05Yeah.
27:05I did that for me.
27:07I am a selfish guy.
27:09Selfish Greg.
27:11Well, have fun with Lily.
27:12And honey, remember what they say about secondhand smoke.
27:14It's even worse than firsthand smoke.
27:16Okay.
27:17Love you.
27:21Peluso, come here.
27:24Ah, finally a friendly face.
27:27Speaking of friendly faces, who's that happy fella?
27:30Oh, this is my jersey from when I played minor league hockey with the Ontario Indians.
27:35Ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:36Chief love hockey.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:39I have to take this off, don't I?
27:41I would.
27:42Oh, okay.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45How hard is it for you to stop offending people?
27:49It's harder than you think.
27:52There we go.
27:53You can still see the feathers, damn it.
27:56Ten minutes ago, I was in my bed, in my bonnet with my tea.
28:00And then I get a call saying that as part of my new job, that I got to drive down
28:05here
28:05and reprimand our drunk hockey coach.
28:08He might not be drunk, but he is definitely buzz.
28:11Come here, real quick.
28:12I got to tell you something.
28:14Be better.
28:16Be better.
28:17He's drunk.
28:18I don't want to police him.
28:20I don't want to police you.
28:21I am begging you.
28:22Please.
28:24We can't do your shit together.
28:26I'm trying.
28:27There's just nothing here makes sense.
28:29My daughter doesn't want me to be around, and I keep falling down hills.
28:33Walt's assistant is creeping me out.
28:35I don't have time for this.
28:37No, because you are busy, and I envy you for that.
28:41I have so much time on my hands that I got to read that book that your friend Ruby wrote,
28:46and it is not my thing, honey.
28:49Don't snap, Greg.
28:51You know, everybody says college is the best time of your life, but I think it sinks.
28:57I don't want to go home.
29:00You sound like a college freshman.
29:02Oh, yeah.
29:04But you're not.
29:06You're 60.
29:07You want to go?
29:10Go.
29:12I'm 57.
29:14And you're me.
29:17Come on.
29:19Oh, yeah.
29:21Hey, yeah.
29:22Sweet Caroline.
29:25Ba, ba, ba.
29:27Good times never seem so good.
29:31So good.
29:32Everybody, so good.
29:33So good.
29:34Oh, you guys fucking suck balls.
29:40Oh, fuck.
29:41Who cares?
29:42Quiet on.
29:42Look at the night
29:51And it don't seem so lonely
29:54We fill it up with only two
30:02And when I hurt
30:06Hurting runs off my shoulders
30:09How can I hurt when holding you
30:16One
30:20Touching more
30:24Reach it out
30:27Touching me
30:30Touching you
30:35Sweet Caroline
30:39The times never seem so good
30:47I've been inclined
30:50To believe they're never
30:55I've been inclined
30:57I've been inclined
30:58To believe they're never
30:59I've been inclined
31:00I've been inclined
31:00To believe they're never
31:01To believe they're never
31:02I've been inclined
31:03To believe they're never
31:03To believe they're never
31:03To believe they're never
31:03To believe they're never
31:04To believe they're never
31:04To believe they're never
31:04To believe they're never
31:04To believe they're never
31:04Gracias.
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