00:01Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white.
00:09Nope. Nope. Okay, so colors that don't work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
00:18I don't know what I'm gonna do. The date starts in like an hour.
00:21Hey, Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright.
00:26Oh, great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
00:31I'm just saying I put just a little bit of makeup on you.
00:34Oh, whoa, whoa. We're not 13 anymore.
00:39Ross, this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
00:42But won't she notice I have makeup on?
00:44Please, half the guys out there have makeup on.
00:47What?
00:49And half the people. I mean, just try it and see.
00:52No, I am not putting on makeup.
00:55Hello? Oh, good. Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?
00:59No.
00:59No, Damon! Damon!
01:07Now, our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose.
01:11Yes, not for baby. Throw out old underwear.
01:15You know what? I'm gonna go over to Joey's.
01:18Wait, we're supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.
01:22Yes, but I feel like I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today.
01:25You know, in fact, I think we're two sashays away from becoming a lesbian couple.
01:30You know what? This has been kind of a girly day. You're right. I'm sorry.
01:33No, no, it's okay. I just, I feel like I need to be in a guy place, you know, do
01:36kind of like a man thing.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Go over to Joey's.
01:39Go over to Joey's and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.
01:44I mean, you know when guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up drywall.
01:48When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.
01:53I'm sorry, we do. We do. I don't know why I said that.
02:01Hey, Chandler.
02:03Come on in, we're knitting potholders.
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