00:01I am so proud of Joey. I can't believe he's gonna be on Law & Order.
00:05I know, but don't you think that it should be called Order & Law?
00:08Well, no, because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
00:11Yeah, don't get me started on that.
00:14I was not flirting.
00:15And on your anniversary, for shame!
00:18What's going on?
00:19Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl.
00:22I was not, and oh, God, shh!
00:25Well, I'm sorry, but you were, okay?
00:27And besides, if anyone should be hitting on her, it's the guy who's single, okay?
00:30The guy who can do something about it.
00:32Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
00:36Well...
00:37Is that what this is about? You like cake?
00:42Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then.
00:46I think it's okay that we see other people.
00:50Well, I was watching her the other day at the pizza place,
00:53and she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little, like...
00:58Okay, you know what? We don't need her measurements.
01:01Okay, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.
01:03Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?
01:07She forgot my vegetarian.
01:09This is perfect.
01:11She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I will turn on the charm.
01:15Oh, Ross.
01:17Oh, I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
01:20See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.
01:24Hey, everybody, look who's here. You remember my grandmother?
01:26Big night!
01:28That's so cool.
01:29So, Joey, on Law & Order, you must be very proud.
01:32Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English.
01:35I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother.
01:39I've done it again.
01:42No, Noni, Noni's my biggest fan.
01:44Yeah, she's the only one in the family who's always believed in me.
01:47Si, Noni, yo sono numero uno, no?
01:49Si, vegan star!
01:51My vegan, fat, joey star!
01:55Yeah, yeah.
01:58I weighed like 27 pounds when I was born.
02:03Hey!
02:04Happy anniversary.
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