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00:00What will happen when GTA 6 finally drops?
00:03Hour 1
00:03You call in sick to work.
00:05So does your boss.
00:06So does his boss.
00:08Sony's servers crash within 40 seconds.
00:10Xbox follows at 41.
00:12The loading screen appears.
00:14You almost cry.
00:15Hour 5
00:16You're driving through Vice City at sunset.
00:18The graphics are so real, you check if your actual car is still parked outside.
00:22A palm tree sways in the wind and you whisper,
00:25Beautiful!
00:26Hour 12
00:27You haven't eaten.
00:28You haven't moved.
00:30Your legs are numb but Lucia just pulled off a heist and you physically cannot pause.
00:35Your girlfriend texts you.
00:37You reply, 5 more minutes.
00:39That was 4 hours ago.
00:40She's now your ex-girlfriend.
00:42You don't notice until Tuesday.
00:44Day 2
00:45You finally go outside.
00:47The sun hurts.
00:48Real people look low resolution compared to the NPCs you've been staring at.
00:53You try to enter your car and instinctively reach for a triangle button.
00:57Day 6
00:57You've done everything.
00:59Every mission, every side quest, every hidden easter egg.
01:02You put the controller down and feel empty.
01:05But then Rockstar drops the online mode.
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