00:00What if you found Aladdin's lamp, but you had the highest IQ in the world?
00:04You're walking through a flea market.
00:06You pick up a dusty old lamp.
00:07You rub it because, honestly, you know exactly what it is.
00:11IQ? 300?
00:12Smoke pours out.
00:13A genie appear.
00:14He cracks his neck and says,
00:16You get three wishes.
00:17Choose wisely.
00:18Wish one.
00:19I wish for complete mastery over every financial market on Earth.
00:23The genie blinks.
00:24That's unusually specific.
00:26Done?
00:26You're now worth $400 billion.
00:27The genie looks concerned.
00:30Wish two.
00:31I wish for permanent, irreversible world peace.
00:34Done.
00:34Every conflict on Earth ends overnight.
00:36You just solved humanity as a side quest.
00:38The genie is actually sweating now.
00:40He's never met anyone like you.
00:42Two wishes.
00:43You solved money and world peace.
00:45You have one wish left.
00:46The genie leans in.
00:47The universe holds its breath.
00:49This is the mind that ended war in a sentence.
00:52What could he possibly want?
00:53You smile.
00:54One freaky goth baddie, please.
00:56Actually, I'd make it two.
00:58One for each of us.
00:59The genie grins.
01:00Finally, a man of culture.
01:02He snaps.
01:03Two goth girls appear.
01:04Black lipstick, combat boots, attitude.
01:07One grabs your arm, the other grabs the genie's.
01:09He looks at you.
01:10You look at him.
01:11Best wish ever.
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