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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:32PANTHER, FONCA!
00:00:36JESUS!
00:00:38DOCTOR!
00:00:39DON'T HEAR, IN THE PLACE!
00:00:49FIRE!
00:00:55Keep moving!
00:01:00Jennifer, warm up. Now.
00:01:34Sir, we should just hold our ground here. They don't know these woods like we do.
00:01:38Stick to the plan, Evans. A lot of folks are counting on us.
00:01:40Our plan is to run like cowards.
00:01:42It's not cowardly to run if we're leading them away from our families.
00:01:46Roger!
00:01:49Snap! Snap!
00:02:01I've got a wife and newborn son just over that hill.
00:02:07What about you, soldier?
00:02:09My mother, sir.
00:02:11Well, the longer we keep them busy, the longer we give our families to find safety.
00:02:17Besides, I don't want those Hessian bastards to meet my son before I do.
00:02:22It's not the best plan.
00:02:24But it's the one we've got.
00:02:40Did we lose him?
00:02:42I don't hear nothing.
00:03:02включ him!
00:03:04Bullshit!
00:03:04Oh shit.
00:03:05Bullshit!ист?
00:03:08Bullshit!
00:03:10Bullshit!
00:03:13Bullshit!
00:03:16Bullshit!
00:03:17Bullshit!
00:03:24Bullshit!
00:03:27Bullshit!
00:03:57We're surrounded.
00:04:01If we can stay hidden until morning when they regroup, we might be able to sneak
00:04:05our way back south through the fog without running into anyone.
00:04:10We can wait until the sun rises tomorrow, we can work in shifts, can provide ample cover
00:04:15in case we get ambushed.
00:04:16Don't be an idiot, son.
00:04:18I'm not worth all your lives.
00:04:22I'm a ghost already.
00:04:23Leave me.
00:04:25No offense, sir, but if the only way I can get you out of here alive is by dragging you
00:04:28kicking and screaming.
00:04:29By God, that's what I'm going to do.
00:04:31It's not the best plan, but it's the one we've got.
00:04:38I love you guys.
00:04:39Oh, God.
00:06:19For my son.
00:06:48Damn it.
00:07:02We need to leave now.
00:07:09Hey, come on, let's go.
00:07:34If I had to list my two favorite things about trees.
00:07:38One, the moss always grows on the shady side.
00:07:41That's a pretty cool fact.
00:07:42And two, probably, if you cut a tree open, you can count the tree's rings and see how old they
00:07:48are.
00:07:48Well, it's a good thing you don't have to.
00:07:53What?
00:07:55I was joking.
00:07:56You said if I had to list you things, and I was saying that it's a good thing you don't
00:07:59have to.
00:08:00I'm not going to make you, like, list things.
00:08:03It's a joke.
00:08:04Are you sure we're not lost?
00:08:06We're not lost.
00:08:06This is the same way you came last time you were up here.
00:08:09No, no, no.
00:08:09That's the beauty of these woods.
00:08:11That's what's so great.
00:08:12Is every time you come up here, it's completely different.
00:08:14Part of the fun is to make your own path.
00:08:17Think about it this way.
00:08:19We could be standing where no one in the history of time has ever stood, okay?
00:08:23We're pioneers.
00:08:24Isn't that exciting?
00:08:28We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:29And you don't know where we're going.
00:08:31Because that, to me, sounds like we're lost.
00:08:33I know where we're going.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35Yeah, and where we're going is this way.
00:08:39You point it here, and then you walk that way.
00:08:41Yep, psyched you out.
00:08:42Okay.
00:09:01Hey!
00:09:03Come on!
00:09:05Woo!
00:09:41I guess we're not pioneers after all.
00:09:45Oh, wow.
00:09:48Huh.
00:09:51Wait, don't.
00:09:52What?
00:09:53We don't know who it belongs to.
00:09:55Somebody wrongly good, from the looks of it.
00:09:57Well, somebody might be coming back for it.
00:10:00The long, dead person?
00:10:01That's what I'm afraid of.
00:10:05Look at this thing.
00:10:05Please!
00:10:06All right, all right.
00:10:09It's just incredible.
00:10:11It's...
00:10:13You know what?
00:10:15This will do for the night.
00:10:17Here?
00:10:18Yeah, absolutely.
00:10:19Look at this.
00:10:20We got, what?
00:10:21We got...
00:10:22Canopies thick enough to block from any more rain.
00:10:25It's relatively bug-free.
00:10:28I don't see any burl holes or nests.
00:10:30This is fantastic.
00:10:31It might be a little rocky, but this is great, right?
00:10:34Come on.
00:10:35Look at this.
00:10:37Huh?
00:10:39Welcome home.
00:10:41I miss toilets.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:44We'll dig you one.
00:10:45Huh?
00:10:46I'll dig you two if you want.
00:10:48Look at this thing.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:51Come on.
00:10:52Damn it.
00:10:54I'm sure it's fine.
00:10:55No, no.
00:10:56I can do that.
00:10:56I've done this a million times.
00:10:58I just feel like the wood is wrong.
00:11:00I just can't get the damn teepee to stand on.
00:11:03Don't worry.
00:11:03It happens to a lot of guys.
00:11:06You're funny.
00:11:08You're funny.
00:11:09Ugh!
00:11:11That's dirt.
00:11:11I'm sorry.
00:11:13Did you just get scared by dirt?
00:11:15No.
00:11:16I just, um, just put my hand on a rock or something.
00:11:22Well, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but there's dirt everywhere.
00:11:31There's nowhere to run.
00:11:34Stop it.
00:11:35I'm not scared.
00:11:36I'm just so dirty.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39I'm cold and wet.
00:11:41Hey!
00:11:42That's what you were trying to make this whole time.
00:11:44That's it.
00:11:45Teepee.
00:11:46Nice.
00:11:47A little racially insensitive, calling it that, but...
00:11:49Yeah, maybe.
00:11:50But fire, and now we hunt.
00:11:52We?
00:11:53Yeah!
00:11:53How?
00:11:54Okay, well, do you have a gun in here or some words or...
00:11:57Oh, no, no.
00:11:58Where's the fun in that?
00:11:59Come on, come on.
00:12:00We, you know, there's two of us.
00:12:02It's evolution.
00:12:03Come on, we can outsmart the animals.
00:12:05Well, judging from how long it took you to build that, we are going to be here a while.
00:12:10Well, that's the idea, right?
00:12:25I was like, wait, how do they know everything about me?
00:12:28He told everybody?
00:12:29He told everybody everything.
00:12:31Oh, God.
00:12:32I maybe understand every first day.
00:12:33Hey, Mom, I had a good time.
00:12:34But he told, like, the whole knitting group?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:36Oh, ick.
00:12:38So, that was weird.
00:12:39That's not great.
00:12:40That's not great.
00:12:41All right, let me ask you this.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:42What do you think would happen if I left you out here completely alone?
00:12:48Please don't do that.
00:12:49Don't do that.
00:12:52Why did you want to come all the way out here with me, you know?
00:12:54I mean, no offense by this.
00:12:56You seem completely out of your comfort zone.
00:12:59Is my trail mix not rugged enough for you?
00:13:02These little pretzel sticks, they don't impress you.
00:13:05I mean, we barely know each other.
00:13:08I'm not complaining.
00:13:10But, you know, to come all the way out here with me.
00:13:14My therapist said...
00:13:15Goodbye.
00:13:17My therapist said that I should break out of my norm.
00:13:22This is me breaking.
00:13:24The trail mix, that's you broadening your horizons, yeah?
00:13:27One step at a time, yes.
00:13:29All right, okay.
00:13:31So you don't want any of this, huh?
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:33Huh?
00:13:34Oh.
00:13:35Do you want a piece of this?
00:13:36Do you want a piece of that?
00:13:37It's not so bad.
00:13:40It's actually really bad.
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:44Do you want some trail mix?
00:13:46I would like some trail mix, yeah.
00:13:48Help yourself.
00:13:50Take a pretzel stick.
00:13:51Thank you very much.
00:13:52Keep me alive.
00:13:54I'm sorry, you just look so rugged with that pretzel stick.
00:14:07You know...
00:14:13It's okay.
00:14:14It's okay.
00:14:17What is that?
00:14:19I don't know.
00:14:22But...
00:14:22Let's go check it out.
00:14:24Are you crazy?
00:14:25Maybe.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:26Casey, no.
00:14:27Wait.
00:14:29That's enough.
00:14:30I think we should go back.
00:14:31What?
00:14:31I said I think we should go back.
00:14:33I said I think we should go back.
00:14:38I said I think we should go back.
00:14:50Turn off.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:52Do you be fair?
00:14:54Turn off.
00:14:54I'm trying.
00:15:02Jesus.
00:15:03Jesus.
00:15:21Come on, come on, come on, I got you, I got you, I got you.
00:15:32Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38We're fine.
00:15:39It's not exactly what we can do, but we can make it work.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45I'm going to need a lock of your hair.
00:15:47What?
00:15:48What, are you making a potion?
00:15:49That's funny.
00:15:50You're making jokes.
00:15:51No, it's a scout tourniquet thing.
00:15:53Trust me.
00:15:53Okay, yeah, whatever.
00:15:54Just do it.
00:15:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:56He's back.
00:15:57He's back.
00:15:58He's back.
00:15:58Come on, come on, come on.
00:15:59Pretend you're not here.
00:16:00Shh, I got this.
00:16:00What?
00:16:01Over here.
00:16:03Where there's fire, there's men.
00:16:11You guys scared me.
00:16:13I thought that you were the scream in the woods with a torch.
00:16:16Torch?
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:19We ain't him.
00:16:21We heard screams.
00:16:23Is everything all right?
00:16:24Oh, yeah.
00:16:27Everything's fine, thanks.
00:16:29Are you out here all by yourself?
00:16:32Yeah.
00:16:33You know, I, uh, I love the wilderness, you know?
00:16:37To, uh, commune with nature.
00:16:39I, uh, I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:16:42I think it's a calling, you know?
00:16:43I know.
00:16:47Like I said, we heard screaming.
00:16:51Just wanted to make sure you were all right.
00:16:55Concerned citizens, you understand.
00:16:58These woods are not safe.
00:17:01They've been finding bodies popping up randomly like truffles.
00:17:10It takes dogs to find them.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:18I'm Anderson.
00:17:19This is Tommy.
00:17:19Well, I'm sorry to make you guys come all the way out here.
00:17:23But, um, like I said, I'm just kind of out here in the woods, so.
00:17:31Call us the dogs.
00:17:32We found ourselves a truffle.
00:17:34It's nothing, really.
00:17:35We appreciate it.
00:17:36I appreciate it.
00:17:37And, uh...
00:17:37Nothing, huh?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:39Well, it seems like your nothing is in a bit of pain.
00:17:44I don't know.
00:17:45Let's have a look, shall we?
00:17:47We shall.
00:17:48Uh, guys, wait a second.
00:17:54Um...
00:17:56You okay, sweetie?
00:18:03Is this your handiwork?
00:18:04We got, no.
00:18:06We...
00:18:06We saw something in the woods, like a light, and we ran, and, you know, she...
00:18:10Tell him.
00:18:11Charlotte?
00:18:12Yeah, he's right.
00:18:15Do you have something to dress us with?
00:18:17Yeah, I was about to do that when you guys arrived.
00:18:23Okay, so.
00:18:26One, two, three.
00:18:29Hold this down.
00:18:30Hold it down.
00:18:31Hold it down.
00:18:32Okay.
00:18:33You are doing great.
00:18:36Oh, what is that?
00:18:38Does it matter?
00:18:39Can't make things worse.
00:18:41It's maple syrup, a natural antiseptic.
00:18:44It'll do in a pinch.
00:18:46Why does it look like that?
00:18:48We harvest a very unique strain of maple.
00:18:53Ah...
00:18:54There you go, hold it.
00:18:57We're very proud of our product.
00:19:00Looks like the weirdest syrup commercial.
00:19:03Well, I bet you'll be right as rain in no time.
00:19:07Okay, just keep that wrapped.
00:19:08I can't stress that enough.
00:19:09In my bag, would you mind?
00:19:11Sure.
00:19:12Right on top.
00:19:13This?
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:20We saw a strange light.
00:19:22I wouldn't worry about that.
00:19:24And a man.
00:19:26I wouldn't worry about him either.
00:19:29Well, so.
00:19:30So it's no worries for all of us then, right?
00:19:34So.
00:19:34I wouldn't say that.
00:19:38You ever heard of that devil's cracking?
00:19:41Um.
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:48That's because I just made it up.
00:19:55Boo.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Hey, why don't you guys stay with us tonight, hmm?
00:19:58There's plenty of room.
00:19:59It's just over the hill.
00:20:00That sounds great.
00:20:02I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:04Um, I just let a stranger rub weird red goo all over my open wound after being chased by
00:20:08a ghost in the forest.
00:20:10Might as well follow them.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:12I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:13We don't know who these guys are.
00:20:14And won't because I didn't get them.
00:20:17We'll get her.
00:20:18One, two, three.
00:20:19There you go.
00:20:20Grab all this stuff.
00:20:21We'll just stay with some strangers.
00:20:24Oh, no, it's fine, right?
00:20:25No worries.
00:20:30Just...
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:46I...
00:20:48I...
00:20:51I...
00:20:53I...
00:21:09I...
00:21:26What is this place?
00:21:29Huge.
00:21:30Oh, my God.
00:21:35I...
00:21:49I...
00:21:53I...
00:21:54I...
00:21:55I...
00:21:56I...
00:22:05Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your... thing.
00:22:15I know what you're thinking.
00:22:17No, they're not twins.
00:22:21Isn't that strange?
00:22:23That and so many, so many other things.
00:22:26Wait. This way.
00:22:52Okay. You'll be staying here tonight.
00:23:06Oh, look. There's a bed.
00:23:11You sound surprised.
00:23:13I'm surprised there's still a ceiling. A bed is a bonus.
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:19You know, many presidents have stayed in this very room.
00:23:24Really?
00:23:24No.
00:23:27This part of the manor hasn't been used in years.
00:23:29Why not?
00:23:30It's haunted.
00:23:31Really?
00:23:31No.
00:23:32Okay.
00:23:33It's just crap.
00:23:36Well.
00:23:40Good night.
00:23:45Well, we'll leave you to it then.
00:23:46Hey, get some rest.
00:23:48Okay, your legs should be better in no time.
00:23:49Just keep it wrapped.
00:23:50I cannot stress that enough.
00:23:51You don't want it to get infected, okay?
00:23:53Let us know if you need anything.
00:23:54Okay.
00:24:03What is happening?
00:24:06I know.
00:24:07This place is a bit strange.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10We're going to wait for them to fall asleep, and then we're going to sneak out.
00:24:14Put your clothes on.
00:24:15Uh, are you crazy?
00:24:17Have you forgotten what we saw out there?
00:24:19It was one of these people.
00:24:22On a midnight stroll with a big scary torch in the middle of the woods?
00:24:26Yes.
00:24:27Hey, what about the lights?
00:24:28And that's sound.
00:24:31Look.
00:24:32I would rather risk my life in an adequate, ow, ow, ow, ow, warm, dry bed,
00:24:38than spend the night out there with whatever the hell that thing was.
00:24:44Plus, they seem nice enough.
00:24:47Nice enough?
00:24:48They've merely escorted us to their sex castle.
00:24:52Sex castle?
00:24:54Yes.
00:24:54Did you see those weirdos down the hall?
00:24:56That wasn't sex.
00:24:57That's about as far away from sex as it gets.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:04They fixed my leg.
00:25:06They spread maple syrup on you like your French toast.
00:25:09That's not nice.
00:25:09That's breakfast.
00:25:10Oh, God.
00:25:11Breakfast sounds so good right now.
00:25:14Charlotte.
00:25:14Lottie.
00:25:15Lottie?
00:25:16This whole trip was about me getting outside of my comfort zone.
00:25:19This is about as far outside of my comfort zone as it gets.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:34Would you make this work?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37All right.
00:25:42All right.
00:25:44All right.
00:25:44All right.
00:25:50I just wanted some alone time with you, you know?
00:25:57It doesn't get much more alone than this.
00:26:04In a few days, my leg is going to be healed up and we can head out.
00:26:07It's already feeling a little bit better.
00:26:20It's just no fun if you can't run.
00:26:23Well, I'm sorry I ruined your fun.
00:26:27Oh.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:42Are you awake?
00:26:46No.
00:26:50I can't stop thinking about that incredible fire you made today.
00:26:58I got it going.
00:27:00Didn't I?
00:27:00Yeah, eventually.
00:27:01I got it going.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03I'm so proud of you.
00:27:06Ow!
00:27:07Ow!
00:27:09You're hitting an invalid.
00:27:11Don't you feel terrible about that?
00:27:13I do.
00:27:13I'm so sorry.
00:27:16It's terrible.
00:27:17It's terrible.
00:27:18It's terrible.
00:27:20It's terrible.
00:27:46what are you doing why are you weird it's morning yeah it's Tommy good morning I
00:27:57trust you slept well sure may I come in uh let's see what we got here huh oh don't worry
00:28:08it's just the
00:28:09syrup it can be deceiving looks great look what I found perfect where'd you find this apparently
00:28:27we have a cane closet do we know canes and walkers and even a wheelchair huh a one-stop geriatric
00:28:38shop
00:28:41thank you how about we give you two a tour of our facilities hmm uh no I I think that's
00:28:50all right
00:28:50we were probably just gonna rest for the day I think she needs to nonsense he'll come on get up
00:28:54wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh yeah okay I can do this a tour it is then perfect
00:29:08after you no actually okay aha sorry no this way this way Charlotte
00:29:28don't mind him just means he likes you okay it means he really really really likes me
00:29:35I'll see you when all right give you some privacy thank you
00:30:12the manor's been here for over a hundred years before that there was a cabin before that a tent
00:30:21we have a small canary on site we'll take you there next there's a pool though not the swimming
00:30:27kind let me think the trees are so pretty aren't they they're special I like to think we're special
00:30:38too I honestly can't imagine where I'd be today without this place and these people
00:30:45I know where I'd be six feet under Wilder saved my life he saved all of our lives Wilder you'll
00:30:55meet
00:30:55you'll meet him tonight what is uh what is this I don't know
00:31:11I want next
00:31:15Ken is this one
00:31:29we have over 50,000 trees tapped all around the manor and all the sap ends up right in this
00:31:37room
00:31:44and this is the end of the line all the syrup is bottled right here and it comes out of
00:31:50the trees red
00:31:51it did yeah um they've been losing color slowly over the last few years but what you put on my
00:32:00leg
00:32:02uh my own personal supply you know for special occasions
00:32:10what are you knitting
00:32:12who cares
00:32:16things weren't always this modest
00:32:19membership has been dwindling
00:32:20the manor used to be a happening place you couldn't go ten feet without bumping into another member
00:32:28it was a community
00:32:31now it's just
00:32:33this
00:32:36people lose faith so easily these days
00:32:40I don't understand why didn't you just uh dye it red
00:32:53oh
00:32:53beep beep there fella you're squishing my loafers
00:32:56oh I'm so sorry sir
00:32:57eh pop on up now Timmy
00:33:00are these our guests
00:33:02uh yes yes sir uh this is Casey and Lottie
00:33:05which one's which
00:33:07well this is Casey
00:33:09Casey
00:33:10I knew a girl named Casey once
00:33:12darndest thing right
00:33:13now I wanted to talk to her
00:33:15couldn't talk to her though
00:33:16I felt like it was a trap you know what I mean like where are the cameras you know
00:33:20yeah
00:33:21well this is Casey
00:33:22Casey it is a real pleasure to meet you sir
00:33:26yeah
00:33:27very good
00:33:28you ever heard of reverse osmosis
00:33:29it is the trippiest thing I tell you what
00:33:32and this is Lottie
00:33:34it's fine
00:33:36did he call you Timmy
00:33:38it's close enough
00:33:40Timmy's a
00:33:40it's a good name
00:33:44is it
00:33:46I'll be right back
00:33:49okay so this here machine
00:33:50uh huh
00:33:50inside this we've got sir
00:33:53take a look at it
00:33:58you need to get out of here
00:34:00what
00:34:02you need to get far away from him
00:34:05Wilder
00:34:07no no
00:34:09him
00:34:12Casey
00:34:13yeah
00:34:14what
00:34:14who dat? Charlotte
00:34:16Lottie
00:34:16sorry whatever bring her along
00:34:21Irma
00:34:24still breathing huh
00:34:27damn
00:34:28you're a medical marvel
00:34:30you be sure to let me know when you die alright
00:34:33alright
00:34:34alright
00:34:40well we've been invited to dinner
00:34:43great
00:34:43I'll get my fancy dress
00:34:45we'll supply your clothes for tonight
00:34:47you both came on a very special day
00:34:52you hear that?
00:34:53we're uh
00:34:55we're special
00:34:55we're all
00:34:57yeah
00:35:03no
00:35:04no
00:35:06no
00:35:07no
00:35:09no
00:35:09no
00:35:12no
00:35:14no
00:35:14no
00:35:29Come on, I don't want to go in alone.
00:35:31I can't believe you aren't wearing what they gave you.
00:35:33I can't believe you are.
00:35:38I look like an idiot.
00:35:41You can't blame the clothes for that.
00:35:43You're just playing with the cards you were dealt.
00:35:47I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb.
00:35:49Oh, man up. Let's go.
00:35:54There we go.
00:36:07Hello.
00:36:08Hello.
00:36:10Do you want donations?
00:36:23No? I don't know what this is.
00:36:25Oh, my God.
00:36:40Over here.
00:36:43Oh, sorry.
00:37:05It's a nice outfit.
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:14That's my cue.
00:37:28Well, I think they're going to eat us.
00:37:30Oh, they're fine.
00:37:31They're just quirky.
00:37:39Praise be to us, the blessed few, who bear witness to the human embodiment of the creator.
00:37:45Praise be to Wilder.
00:37:49Oh, no.
00:37:51It's a cult.
00:37:52They're going to eat us.
00:37:53We sacrifice for the man that saved us.
00:37:56He gifts us with life, and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
00:38:02Everlasting love and devotion.
00:38:07No.
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:29Well, that was fun, huh?
00:38:33Good job, guy.
00:38:35Here you go.
00:38:37Whew.
00:38:38Hey, it's Casey and the other one.
00:38:41Uh, Lottie.
00:38:42Well, thanks a lot.
00:38:48I like that suit, bud.
00:38:50Looks sharp.
00:38:51Uh, thanks.
00:38:53Huh?
00:38:53What was that?
00:38:54Uh, I said thanks.
00:38:56I'm sorry.
00:38:57I didn't get that.
00:38:58Hey, hey, Peach Fuzz.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:11Oh, okay.
00:39:17If I told him you'd be happier sans pants.
00:39:21Uh, I didn't say that.
00:39:23What was that?
00:39:24He did.
00:39:25Hey, Peach Fuzz, come on back.
00:39:27It's, uh, it's not a mess.
00:39:29It's not important.
00:39:30All right.
00:39:32Dinner is served.
00:39:49Oh, yes.
00:39:50Many, many times, yes.
00:39:55Really?
00:39:56Really.
00:40:00All right.
00:40:03There you go.
00:40:06Ooh.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16You don't have to tip?
00:40:17I'll tip.
00:40:18I'll be the one with Timbs.
00:40:22So you said, you said Wilder saved your life.
00:40:27Yes.
00:40:29My grandfather brought me here when I was a child.
00:40:33I was very sick.
00:40:36The doctor said I had a month, maybe two.
00:40:41Wilder's father took us in.
00:40:44His father?
00:40:46Oh, yeah, this place has been in the family for generations.
00:40:52I'd do anything for them.
00:40:56All of us would.
00:41:02Here we go.
00:41:04You can call it herbal medicine if it makes it more palatable,
00:41:07but I call it a miracle.
00:41:12So did my grandfather.
00:41:15Dead?
00:41:18We lost him in the woods.
00:41:23To that thing out there?
00:41:26Ant!
00:41:27Damn ants.
00:41:31It's the problem with being in the sugar business.
00:41:34It's not just human beings that want to taste.
00:41:42Anywho, begin the ritual.
00:41:46Here.
00:42:09Isn't he cute?
00:42:10He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:42:14-he-he.
00:42:14Ladies and gentlemen, this is Herschel.
00:42:18Because Herschel has been imbibing our crimson syrup for so long,
00:42:22he's lived to be 13 years old.
00:42:25It's his birthday today.
00:42:28Isn't that glorious?
00:42:32That's right.
00:42:33Congratulations, little buddy.
00:42:36Now, Herschel was a gift from my accountant, Terry.
00:42:40Y'all remember Terry?
00:42:41Show of hands.
00:42:42Yeah?
00:42:42Right?
00:42:43All right.
00:42:43Good.
00:42:43Nice.
00:42:44Nice.
00:42:44Now, because Terry is of the Jewish persuasion,
00:42:47I thought it would be good to give old Herschel here a bar mitzvah.
00:42:52You hear that, buddy?
00:42:53You're a man today.
00:42:54That's right.
00:42:55Now, break the glass.
00:42:57Now, break it.
00:42:57You just peck at it.
00:42:58You got that big old beak.
00:43:00Just peck it.
00:43:01That's for weddings.
00:43:02Peck it.
00:43:03I said, peck it.
00:43:04Oh, that was closer.
00:43:05Now, do it again.
00:43:06Is it weird that there's a chicken and we're eating chicken?
00:43:10Peck it.
00:43:10Peck it.
00:43:11Peck it.
00:43:12Peck it.
00:43:12Peck it.
00:43:13Peck it.
00:43:14Now, I feel like you're just resisting here.
00:43:18Anyway, we need to get serious for a moment.
00:43:21Ladies and gentlemen, times are a bit tough.
00:43:26People are leaving.
00:43:28Shifts are being extended.
00:43:30It's enough to shake a person's face.
00:43:34Our maple syrup may have lost its crimson hue and its regenerative properties,
00:43:40but that does not mean that we can lose our focus.
00:43:46It's like my father always said, it only takes one person.
00:43:55Now, I'm looking at you, Irma.
00:43:56You fasty little minks.
00:44:02Anyway, so I think you deserve a reward for all your hard work.
00:44:10Tonight, I want to give to you the last of my personal supply of pure crimson syrup.
00:44:22Consider it an act of faith.
00:44:27Consider it an act of faith.
00:44:27It only takes one person.
00:44:38Oh, the man knows how to give a speech, huh?
00:44:45I shouldn't.
00:44:47Oh, don't be shy, eat up.
00:44:49I'm, I can't.
00:44:51I'm diabetic.
00:44:52Whoa, can't you take a pill?
00:44:54It's a bit more complicated than that.
00:44:56Freckles, give her a pill.
00:45:20You don't think this is like a Jonestown thing and everyone's gonna drop dead from eating poison?
00:45:25Poison?
00:45:28Is that a spoonful?
00:45:30I don't know.
00:45:34Where is everyone?
00:45:35What's happening?
00:45:36It's fine, it's fine.
00:45:37Come this way.
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:38It just means dinner's over.
00:45:41I can walk.
00:45:42I can walk.
00:45:44I can walk.
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:51Oh.
00:45:52Oh.
00:45:52Oh, water.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:06Good night, you two.
00:46:09I can outrun you.
00:46:12I can outrun you.
00:46:13If I wanted to.
00:46:15I can definitely outrun you.
00:46:17It's part of the fun.
00:46:18It's catching him.
00:46:20What?
00:46:22Who's them?
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Other girls.
00:46:27Is this from some movie?
00:46:29You're from some movie.
00:46:31You're so drunk.
00:46:33You're just another body in the woods.
00:46:42You're scaring me, guy.
00:46:43Guy.
00:46:44Guy.
00:46:45Guy.
00:46:47You best put him to bed.
00:46:48That's the plan.
00:46:49I can't do that.
00:46:50Not done.
00:46:53It's fine.
00:47:02I can't do this.
00:47:08It's fine.
00:47:09It's fine.
00:47:11No, you don't have to drink it.
00:47:13No, it's fine.
00:47:15Well, it's fine.
00:47:22He's here.
00:47:24He is one of them.
00:47:26We're not safe here.
00:47:29I'm not safe here.
00:47:58I'm not safe here.
00:48:44I'm not safe here.
00:48:47I'm not safe here.
00:49:08I'm not safe here.
00:49:43Scissors.
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00:58:54Don't just stand there, help him!
00:58:56There's none left.
00:58:57What are you saying?
00:58:59The crimson syrup will use the reserves at the feast.
00:59:04Okay, stay with him! Stay with him!
00:59:30Found the first aid kit.
00:59:31For his leg.
00:59:33Then we have to force the bone back in.
01:00:17No, no, no, no.
01:00:31You're missing something?
01:00:35So am I.
01:00:43What is this?
01:00:46Is this my hair?
01:00:48No, what are you...
01:00:49What are you stupid?
01:00:50No, those things take forever to make.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:54This is, uh...
01:00:56This is your hair.
01:00:59Then whose is this?
01:01:04Other girls.
01:01:08Who are you?
01:01:10Apparently a wolf.
01:01:17Where's my insulin?
01:01:18What are you gonna do with that, huh?
01:01:20What are you gonna do?
01:01:20Are you gonna give me tetanus?
01:01:23Give me my insulin now.
01:01:26Come, Charlotte, give me the knife.
01:01:30Lottie.
01:01:34You're gonna run now.
01:01:35Go ahead.
01:01:36Like it's your idea?
01:01:37All right.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:02:01We've got some Minute get in there.
01:02:02It's so illicit?
01:02:05Yeah, we've got some stuff.
01:02:06Isn't it kind of real?周围.
01:02:08There you go.
01:02:08Are you still following me?
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:12Damn it.
01:02:13You know, this is why I brought you up here in the first place.
01:02:18So you're doing me a favor, eh?
01:02:22Isn't it exciting?
01:02:24Please.
01:02:24I've seen you make a campfire.
01:02:27I came with a fire.
01:02:29I've done this dance a million times, Charlotte.
01:02:33I know your type.
01:02:37Running's always funny to me.
01:02:38You know why?
01:02:41You can't run forever.
01:02:45I only need a few more seconds.
01:02:49All I need is to run just a couple seconds longer than you.
01:02:53And something tells me it's not going to be much of a challenge.
01:03:25You know, I think your therapist would be proud.
01:03:30You're definitely outside of your comfort zone.
01:03:33Get...
01:03:36Hey, what? You need help here.
01:03:38What?
01:03:40What the hell is going on?
01:03:46you're coming.
01:03:47I'm coming.
01:03:53I don't even know.
01:03:53Oh, no.
01:03:54Holy mackerel.
01:03:55She did a number on you, fella.
01:03:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:03:58Poor monkey.
01:04:00Unkh!
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01:11:55You're decent?
01:11:58What is this place?
01:11:59Whoa, hold on there, champ?
01:12:31What is it?
01:12:31You know, what?
01:12:33You know, what?
01:13:12What is this place?
01:13:23This whole place?
01:13:44What is this place?
01:13:52It used to be?
01:14:01You know, what?
01:14:06I've been so many people should do?
01:14:09I've been there, colon, I've been,
01:14:11I've been so, what is this place?
01:14:21What, what?
01:14:23Would you call that living? I don't, but whatever. Anyway, the point is, Irma won't die.
01:14:30People should be praying to her, eh?
01:14:35So what now? You kill me?
01:14:38No, we just go on living.
01:14:41We're doing good here. You're a part of this now, Charlotte.
01:14:48I think I'm better off in the woods. Alone.
01:14:52If this awful trip has taught me anything, it's that people, people are not so great.
01:14:59What? You're gonna run away? Do you even know how to navigate up there?
01:15:04I'll take my chances.
01:15:09All right, all right. There are two ways this could go.
01:15:12All right, first, you could live with us and have a happy life.
01:15:17Or you could go up into the woods, get lost, die alone.
01:15:24Either way, eventually, you end up down here.
01:15:28So for me, it's a win-win.
01:15:32There's a third option.
01:15:35I slit your throat and give your trees a fresh meal. How's that sound?
01:15:40Honestly, not a fan.
01:15:43Because I'm the killer here. Remember?
01:15:47Don't pretend that you know me because I slept in your house and I ate your shit food.
01:15:52I'm starting to think that I don't even know myself anymore.
01:15:55So let's find out who I am, yeah?
01:15:57No, I'm good.
01:15:59Then you go over there and you sit and you... you stay.
01:16:03Fine.
01:16:07Good talk.
01:16:09Good talk.
01:17:01I don't know.
01:17:04I don't know.
01:17:45I don't know.
01:18:06I don't know.
01:18:06What can I get you, sweetie?
01:18:11Pancakes.
01:18:39I don't know.
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