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00:00:16I can't do this anymore.
00:00:19I can't deal with your craziness, your jealousy.
00:00:24You're literally acting like a psycho.
00:00:27You're psychotic.
00:00:28What? Meet up with your ex-boyfriend and what I'm supposed to be a happy-go-lucky nice guy about
00:00:35it?
00:00:36I need to break up with you.
00:00:37Oh, don't start.
00:00:38You don't respect me. I need someone that respects me.
00:00:41I do respect you.
00:00:42No, you don't! We're done. For good.
00:00:46No, no, we're not done, okay? Because I love you.
00:00:49Mike, how do two people that fight all the time love each other?
00:00:52We don't fight all the time!
00:00:53Then what is this?
00:00:55This is a conversation.
00:00:56No! This is a breakup.
00:01:00You're not dumping me.
00:01:02Oh, so you're telling me what I can and cannot do?
00:01:05This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:01:07No, I...
00:01:08You're manipulating! You're controlling!
00:01:10And it's not normal!
00:01:12You need help!
00:01:13You don't want normal.
00:01:15I want normal!
00:01:17It'd be a relief!
00:01:18No, come on! I know you!
00:01:20I know you! I know you! And you don't want normal!
00:01:23You, I know! I know!
00:01:25You don't know me!
00:01:26I know you!
00:01:28Calm down.
00:01:29No, I don't want to calm down. Okay?
00:01:33You get me all worked up and you turn it around on me and you call me crazy!
00:01:37And I hate that!
00:01:39You're scaring me.
00:01:43I want to be with you forever.
00:01:48I want to be with you always.
00:01:49And if...
00:01:50It's just if I...
00:01:51If I don't...
00:01:52If I don't have you...
00:01:53If...
00:01:54If I don't have you then I'm...
00:01:55Then I'm nothing.
00:01:57Okay? I'm...
00:01:58I'm dead.
00:02:00I don't know what to tell you.
00:02:04I don't love you anymore.
00:02:06Okay?
00:02:07No, no, no.
00:02:07I'm sorry!
00:02:08I did everything right by you!
00:02:10And this is what happens.
00:02:11You turn it around.
00:02:12You turn it around and you break up with me.
00:02:17Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:02:18No, no.
00:02:18Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:02:19Let me just...
00:02:20Mike, I'm leaving.
00:02:21Let me just get a breath, okay?
00:02:22Let me just get a breath.
00:02:23I'm leaving.
00:02:23No, I'm not letting you leave.
00:02:25You need to get out of my way.
00:02:26No, I'm not letting you...
00:02:28Move!
00:02:28No!
00:02:30Are you kidding me?
00:02:31You hit me?
00:02:33I didn't mean for it to be like that.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:36That will never happen again.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39This can work.
00:02:40It can work.
00:02:40No, you just hit me!
00:02:43Okay?
00:02:44If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna call the police.
00:02:49Police?
00:02:50What do you mean police?
00:02:51What do you mean police?
00:02:52You're gonna call the police on me?
00:02:54I don't even know you anymore.
00:02:57You're a bad person.
00:02:58Screw you!
00:02:59I don't ever want to see you again.
00:03:02Get out of my way, or I'm gonna tell everyone what you just did.
00:03:06And if you do that, it won't be very bad.
00:03:09I am going, Mike.
00:03:12If I can't have you, I will kill you.
00:03:16I know I'd rather be dead than deal with you for the rest of my life.
00:03:19So long enough.
00:03:26Stop!
00:03:28Stop!
00:03:46You made me do this!
00:04:26You made me do this!
00:04:55You made me do this!
00:05:02No, I don't want it.
00:05:04No, I don't want it.
00:05:06Go on, I'm horny and I know you are too.
00:05:08I'm not!
00:05:10You said you were!
00:05:11I didn't say it like that!
00:05:15Look, I like you.
00:05:17And you're super hot.
00:05:20We just met.
00:05:21You don't know anything about me.
00:05:23Stop!
00:05:23Stop!
00:05:24What?
00:05:27I think you should just go.
00:05:29Are you serious?
00:05:31Yeah, I really think you should just get your stuff and go.
00:05:35What are you, are you crazy?
00:05:39You know, it's women like you that drive me insane.
00:05:43Okay?
00:05:44You lead me on and get all hot and heavy and then what?
00:05:48You just change your mind?
00:05:50It's unfair.
00:05:52Unfair?
00:05:53It's called controlling yourself and not being a jerk!
00:05:58Okay, okay.
00:05:59I'll leave.
00:06:02I don't want to.
00:06:07Mike, it's just not going to work out, okay?
00:06:09Sorry.
00:06:13I'm tired and I just really want to go to bed.
00:06:17Okay.
00:06:19I'll text you.
00:06:21No.
00:06:22Don't.
00:06:27I'll text you.
00:06:28No.
00:06:29Don't.
00:06:52Hi, you've reached Judd's cell.
00:06:54Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
00:07:16Hello?
00:07:17Jen!
00:07:18Jen, hey, hey.
00:07:20What happened?
00:07:21We were having a good night.
00:07:24What was wrong?
00:07:25What changed?
00:07:26Nothing's wrong with me.
00:07:28You're all over me.
00:07:29We just met.
00:07:30I'm not that kind of girl.
00:07:31No, I know you're not.
00:07:33I wasn't, I was not saying that, okay?
00:07:36I just, I like you.
00:07:38I like you and you said you like me.
00:07:40So.
00:07:41I did until you got all crazy.
00:07:44Okay.
00:07:44Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:45Can I, look, can I just come back in and talk to you really quickly?
00:07:50It's late and you're wasted.
00:07:52And the last thing I want is you inside my house.
00:07:54No, I'm not, I'm not wasted.
00:07:56Okay, please.
00:07:57I don't want you coming here.
00:07:59Okay.
00:07:59Well, you can come, you come out to me.
00:08:01I'm still here.
00:08:01I'm right up front.
00:08:03You're still here?
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:05I mean, yeah, I didn't want to, I didn't want to drive.
00:08:07So, um, yeah, I'm, I'm just up front.
00:08:10Oh, please.
00:08:11Just come out and talk to me for a minute, okay?
00:08:13I have nothing to say to you.
00:08:14Okay, please.
00:08:15Just, hurry, please.
00:08:16Cause I just, I just don't want to leave and feel like I've just been the most total weird,
00:08:23worst creep in the world kind of thing.
00:08:26And you won't have to think of me like that for the rest of eternity.
00:08:30I don't care that much to think about you for the rest of eternity.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Well, fine.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:35Well, then you just come out here, please.
00:08:38And then you'll never have to see me ever again.
00:08:46Fine.
00:08:48But just one minute.
00:08:49One minute.
00:08:50All right.
00:08:50All right.
00:08:50All right.
00:09:01Hey.
00:09:02Thank you for coming out.
00:09:04Well, you're practically big, so.
00:09:06Yeah.
00:09:06No, I just wanted to apologize in person.
00:09:09You know, you should know when a girl's not into it.
00:09:11You're old enough.
00:09:13Yeah, I know.
00:09:13I know.
00:09:14And I'm sorry.
00:09:14Can I, please, can I make it up to you somehow?
00:09:17Whatever it takes, please.
00:09:20I don't want to see you again, okay?
00:09:22Honestly, that's why I came out here is to tell you that.
00:09:24It's not going to work out.
00:09:25Why not?
00:09:26Why not?
00:09:28Because you're too much.
00:09:30You're aggressive, and that's not what I want.
00:09:32I like sweet.
00:09:34I like nice.
00:09:35What?
00:09:35No, no.
00:09:36I'm not, I'm not aggressive.
00:09:37I am sweet.
00:09:38I am nice, okay?
00:09:39I just, I'm sensitive, okay?
00:09:41I care, and I just, I hate that you think that I'm not that person.
00:09:47You know what I mean?
00:09:50I mean, we could be friends.
00:09:51Oh, jeez, okay.
00:09:53And you know what?
00:09:54You're a good looking guy.
00:09:55I'm sure there's a lot of girls that want you.
00:09:57I don't want other girls.
00:10:00We met online on a dumb dating app, okay?
00:10:04There's millions of other girls out there that would sleep with you on the first date.
00:10:08But this conversation's over, and I'm going to go back inside, okay?
00:10:11I'm sorry.
00:10:13It's fine, okay?
00:10:16And I'm sorry to ask this.
00:10:18This is so embarrassing.
00:10:20Can I please quickly use your bathroom?
00:10:22Please?
00:10:23Seriously, you're asking me this?
00:10:25I suck, I suck, I suck.
00:10:26I'm just, I don't want to do anything illegal, and I'll be super quick.
00:10:30Pretty please.
00:10:30Okay, fine, fine.
00:10:32Come on, you're like a little kid.
00:10:33Seriously so annoying.
00:10:34All right, thank you.
00:10:34I'll be so quick.
00:10:52Thank you, thank you.
00:10:54Make it quick?
00:10:54Yeah, of course.
00:10:56Back to the right.
00:10:56Back to the right, okay.
00:11:08The right, okay.
00:11:08Your coat.
00:11:09Three, three, four, one.
00:11:28Two.
00:11:33One.
00:11:35One.
00:11:37Don't.
00:12:03Thank you so much, I needed that.
00:12:06Yeah, okay.
00:12:08Can I actually just grab a quick glass of water?
00:12:10Sorry, I got a massive headache.
00:12:12Are you serious?
00:12:12It's the alcohol, I'm dehydrated.
00:12:15Can't believe I'm pouring you water, but okay.
00:12:18Thanks.
00:12:19You got chips?
00:12:21This isn't a free cafeteria.
00:12:26Oh my god.
00:12:29Thank you, you're sweet.
00:12:32I'm not sweet, I'm annoyed.
00:12:34You're very demanding.
00:12:37I hate that you think of me like that.
00:12:43So, um, you wanna hang out again sometime soon?
00:12:47You're kidding.
00:12:49Well, it has to be a reason you let me back in here.
00:12:51And now I regret it.
00:12:56Look, look at me, I'm normal.
00:12:58I'm a good guy.
00:13:00Normal?
00:13:01Yeah, that's it.
00:13:02You're persistent, I'll give you that.
00:13:04Okay, well that's a good trait.
00:13:06I guess.
00:13:07I'm tired, okay?
00:13:08Okay, no.
00:13:09No, I'll leave, I'll leave.
00:13:10But can I, okay, can I text you?
00:13:13Text me?
00:13:14If you text me and I do not text you back, you can't send me more messages.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:19Alright, well, so email, telegraph, snail mail, smoke signal.
00:13:27Oh, you're funny.
00:13:28There's a smile.
00:13:29Cause you're completely ridiculous.
00:13:31Okay, alright, I'm gonna leave you alone.
00:13:34But I'm just gonna quick, peck on the cheek and apologize one more time.
00:13:38That's it.
00:13:39You've apologized a thousand times, okay?
00:13:40I know.
00:13:41Okay, I'm gonna take this.
00:13:42Uh huh.
00:13:42Okay.
00:13:42Alright, I'm gonna text you.
00:13:50Okay.
00:13:51Bye.
00:13:52See ya.
00:13:52Bye.
00:13:52Thanks, I'm gonna text you.
00:14:12Bye.
00:14:35Bye.
00:14:40Please?
00:15:09Sorry, I was a jerk.
00:15:10How about we start over here?
00:15:13XO Mike.
00:15:19Wow. What a total loser.
00:15:22And the idiot just keeps texting me.
00:15:25You need to block him. What are you doing?
00:15:28I might have to.
00:15:30You need to block him now.
00:15:32Oh my gosh. He's calling me.
00:15:34Mike is calling me right now.
00:15:35What do I do?
00:15:38Hi, it's Lisa.
00:15:40Yeah, I'm Jen's friend.
00:15:43Hey, so listen.
00:15:45I think you should stop calling Jen.
00:15:49She's not interested.
00:15:50Bugging her and bothering her and it's not okay.
00:15:53She doesn't like you that way.
00:15:55You understand me?
00:15:57Hello?
00:16:00He hung up.
00:16:02You know what? Who cares?
00:16:03Yeah, I mean like on to better guys anyways.
00:16:06Babe, no more of those creepy losers.
00:16:09Ugh, gross.
00:16:11But what's more important is my best friend, I mean you,
00:16:15needs to find a good guy and I know the good guy for you.
00:16:19So he's a chef and he works at a really, really expensive restaurant.
00:16:23Chef, huh?
00:16:24Yeah, I imagine all the great food you can eat for free.
00:17:01Are you kidding me?
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:10You left your watch here.
00:17:23Did you leave it on purpose?
00:17:25No.
00:17:26No, I swear.
00:17:27No, please.
00:17:28Can I just stop by real quick and pick it up?
00:17:31Yeah, I'll leave it out back for you.
00:17:33Can you not please?
00:17:35Look, it's a $5,000 watch.
00:17:37My dad gave it to me before he died.
00:17:40Can you just not leave it outside, please?
00:17:42Okay, then come get it.
00:17:44Yeah, I will, I will be over there as soon as I can.
00:17:55Hey, thanks.
00:17:57Um, hey, I got you this gift.
00:18:00A token of, it's an apology.
00:18:02I was a jerk last night and I got way too drunk and I'm sorry
00:18:07and I was just hoping that maybe we could have a fresh start.
00:18:13So you brought a bottle of wine?
00:18:15Yeah, I figured we could have a glass.
00:18:16Do you not see the irony in this?
00:18:18Yes, I uh, I do now actually, but it's a really nice bottle of wine.
00:18:25You are the most persistent guy I've ever met.
00:18:27So that's not a no.
00:18:29I don't drink in the middle of the day.
00:18:30Well, it's not the middle of the day.
00:18:33Besides, what else do you have going on?
00:18:35I have to study, I have homework, I'm in school, I'm trying to better myself.
00:18:39You don't need to better yourself.
00:18:41I mean, that was corny, I know, but...
00:18:43The answer is no.
00:18:44Just one glass, it's not going to kill you.
00:18:46Did you leave your watch here on purpose?
00:18:48What?
00:18:49No, no, I swear, that's weird.
00:18:52Then why did you leave it in the bathroom?
00:18:54I was washing my hands.
00:18:57So you take your watch off to wash your hands, that's a thing?
00:19:01Yeah, I mean, it's a really expensive watch, so...
00:19:05Look, one glass of wine.
00:19:07It's rush hour right now, I'd really prefer to have a glass of wine with you rather than being in
00:19:13traffic.
00:19:14Fine.
00:19:14One tiny drink.
00:19:16But you are terribly exhausting.
00:19:18One drink.
00:19:19One.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:20Just one.
00:19:21One.
00:19:23Ugh, you're such a screwball.
00:19:30Hey, did I, uh...
00:19:34Did I tell you you have a really nice place?
00:19:37Thanks.
00:19:38Just moved in.
00:19:39Yeah, it's like a minimalist vibe.
00:19:42Well, I don't like clutter.
00:19:45Where do you live again?
00:19:46I'm a little east from here.
00:19:48Yeah, not far.
00:19:49Mm-hmm.
00:19:52Hey, uh, how about a toast?
00:19:58To, uh...
00:19:59New Beginnings.
00:20:01That's so corny.
00:20:04Look, I, uh...
00:20:05Cheers.
00:20:08I really like you.
00:20:11And I would really like to take you on a real date.
00:20:16You know, dinner?
00:20:17Well, as charming as you are, Mike, you're not a type.
00:20:21Why not?
00:20:23Why?
00:20:24Because I don't like you like that.
00:20:26There's no chemistry between us.
00:20:28Yes, there is.
00:20:29I can feel it.
00:20:29Okay?
00:20:30It's there.
00:20:30Not for me.
00:20:32I got you flowers and a card.
00:20:34And I threw them out.
00:20:36Ouch.
00:20:39Look, I'm a good guy.
00:20:40Okay?
00:20:42You don't have to convince me.
00:20:43This is not how you win over a girl.
00:20:46Well, how do you win over a girl?
00:20:49Well, you don't win me over.
00:20:51You lost.
00:20:52You know what?
00:20:53I think we should just forget the drink.
00:20:55What?
00:20:55I think it's time for you to go.
00:20:57No, just relax.
00:20:58No, just get out.
00:21:00I just, I can't believe I even let you convince me to let you in here.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05No, no.
00:21:06Look, look, just relax.
00:21:07Okay, please.
00:21:08Okay, just listen.
00:21:09No, I'm over this.
00:21:10Get out.
00:21:10No, just come on.
00:21:11Get out.
00:21:13Don't do that.
00:21:14Call your cops.
00:21:15What?
00:21:16No, stop.
00:21:17Stop.
00:21:17Give me my phone back.
00:21:19Stop.
00:21:19Okay, no.
00:21:20I'll scream and the neighbors will hear and then they will call the cops.
00:21:24I don't think that that is a good idea.
00:21:27Is there any?
00:21:30No.
00:21:31No, no, no, no.
00:21:33Look.
00:21:33No.
00:21:35I don't want to hurt you.
00:21:37All right.
00:21:37I just want to hang out.
00:21:38Look, let's drink some wine.
00:21:39I don't want any more wine.
00:21:40I want you to go.
00:21:42Look, please, stop yelling at me.
00:21:46Okay?
00:21:47Don't hurt me.
00:21:48Oh, I would never hurt a female, okay?
00:21:54Okay, then go because you're scaring me.
00:21:58Okay, I'll leave.
00:21:59I'll leave.
00:22:00It's just that we didn't hang out.
00:22:02You didn't give me a real chance.
00:22:04Because you're crazy, okay?
00:22:06Just go.
00:22:07Just get out.
00:22:13I think now is the time for you to go.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:17I'm going.
00:22:18What's up?
00:22:18I'm going.
00:22:20What's up?
00:22:43Who the hell is that guy?
00:22:45That was the worst online date I've ever had in my entire life.
00:22:48Yeah, I heard you guys yelling and screaming.
00:22:51I mean, that's why I came over.
00:22:53Otherwise, I wouldn't have.
00:22:55I just want to make sure you're okay.
00:22:57I'm glad you came over.
00:22:58That was actually really, really scary.
00:23:00What happened?
00:23:16What a creep.
00:23:18I swear if I see that guy on the street, I'm going to have a few words with him.
00:23:21Maybe a fist.
00:23:22Ugh.
00:23:23I just want to forget about that guy altogether.
00:23:25Yeah, well, at least he brought some wine, right?
00:23:30Cheers.
00:23:36So, I guess you and Jerry are no longer together since you're online dating?
00:23:43Yeah, well, it's complicated, but yeah.
00:23:47Well, you do happen to have a nice guy neighbor who's always had a little bit of a crush on
00:23:54you.
00:23:54Patrick.
00:23:56I would.
00:23:57Right next door, too.
00:23:58Just saying.
00:24:00Sweet.
00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:03I just don't know if right now is a good time, and I just think it's a good idea.
00:24:09I can respect that.
00:24:11That's cool.
00:24:12That's cool.
00:24:13Well, I guess I'll let you get back to studying.
00:24:17Psychology, right?
00:24:18You remember.
00:24:19Of course.
00:24:20I love psychology.
00:24:21I think the mind is fascinating.
00:24:23Me, too.
00:24:25It was good to see you.
00:24:26I'll see you around, I guess.
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:29See you.
00:24:29It's okay.
00:24:30I'll walk myself out.
00:24:32Okay.
00:24:34I'll leave you around.
00:24:36I'll leave you around.
00:24:37Okay.
00:24:41Bye.
00:24:42Olha!
00:24:43Bye.
00:24:44I'll leave you around.
00:24:44Bye.
00:24:45You see?
00:24:45Oh, you see.
00:24:46Oh, you see?
00:24:48Bye.
00:24:48Bye.
00:24:48Bye!
00:24:48Bye!
00:24:49It's okay.
00:24:50Bye!
00:24:50Bye!
00:24:51Bye-bye!
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00:27:39Transcription by CastingWords
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00:29:06I don't know, he seems so nice. Maybe I should have given him a chance.
00:29:10Who? Patrick? Babe, you don't want to date a neighbor.
00:29:14I mean, think about it this way. What if it turns out ugly? Then you're stuck with a dude living
00:29:18right next door to you.
00:29:20Yeah, I thought about that. That guy got weird quick.
00:29:23What about Rick? Yeah, has he texted you yet?
00:29:26Did you give him my number? Yeah, I thought you said he was okay.
00:29:29Geez, no. I wish he would have asked me first.
00:29:32Fine, sorry. It's okay. Wait, why didn't he text me then?
00:29:36I'll make sure he does. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to seem desperate.
00:29:39Hey, who cares? Anyways, it doesn't matter if he texts you or not because your bestie, i.e. me,
00:29:47just met Mr. Football Coach's younger brother and he's so hot.
00:29:52You're terrible.
00:29:55Sweetie, I'm just looking out for you. I mean, like, hey, now you have options. If Rick the Chef doesn't
00:29:59work out,
00:30:00at least he got the hot doctor waiting right in the wings, all thanks to moi.
00:30:05Wait, can I just skip the chef and go right to the doctor?
00:30:08Babe, chefs actually make good money too.
00:30:14You can date them both.
00:30:16You were terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible.
00:30:18Oh yeah? Well, how's the psychology going, doctor?
00:30:21Good. In two years time, I will be a licensed therapist.
00:30:25Two years, that's it? Wow. You know what? I think they'll make a fine therapist.
00:30:35Is that Rick? I think so. What did he say? What did he say? Okay.
00:30:39All right, he said, hey, Jen. It's nice to connect. Lisa speaks very highly of you and was kind enough
00:30:45to show me your photos.
00:30:46You are absolutely stunning. I would love to take you out for a drink.
00:30:52What'd you say? Perfect. I officially have a date with Rick the Chef.
00:30:58I take all the credit. Thank you very much.
00:31:01Nice. Okay, I have so much homework to do. I have a huge task coming up.
00:31:07Really? Yes. Are you okay to drive?
00:31:10Mm-hmm. Sweetie, always good to drive.
00:31:32Get in the car. Don't move or I'll kill you.
00:31:43I'm good. Thanks, Lisa.
00:31:47It didn't ring. You're out of luck.
00:31:51How do you know my name?
00:31:54You spoke on the phone.
00:31:55Mike? You're Mike?
00:31:58Hi. It's nice to meet you.
00:32:00You're insane, man. You're not right in the head.
00:32:04Jen and I are perfect together, okay? I sense it. She could be my wife.
00:32:13You're insane.
00:32:15No, I'm... I'm not insane, okay? Everyone around me is insane.
00:32:20I know.
00:32:21You need to leave, Jen alone.
00:32:25Get out of my car.
00:32:26I... I have a knife.
00:32:29What are you gonna do? Kill me?
00:32:32Well, you haven't really left me with much choice, have you?
00:32:40You know...
00:32:42You're kind of beautiful.
00:32:44Not who can't be...
00:32:46You can't help.
00:32:49I'm sorry.
00:32:56You've got a knife.
00:33:01I'm sorry.
00:33:04You're too close to me.
00:33:06You're too close to me, I know.
00:33:14Why are you trying to do that?
00:35:17You know, it's really pretty outside.
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:20Hey, thank you so much for walking me back.
00:35:22I just want to let you know that I had a great time.
00:35:25You're a cool girl.
00:35:26I'm really glad Lisa introduced us.
00:35:29You're a cool girl.
00:35:35Hey, do you want to maybe come in?
00:35:37Some wine?
00:35:38Sounds like a great idea.
00:35:39I'd love to.
00:35:40Lead the way.
00:35:41Okay?
00:36:02I really like you.
00:36:05Yeah?
00:36:05Yeah?
00:36:05What do you like, Lily?
00:36:06Oh, you're hot.
00:36:08Is that all?
00:36:10No, of course not.
00:36:11You're smart.
00:36:12You're sexy.
00:36:14You're a full package.
00:36:16Mm-hmm.
00:36:17Good answer.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:27Wait.
00:36:28What is it?
00:36:29I don't have sex on the first day.
00:36:31Is it okay if we just kiss?
00:36:33Yeah, I'm cool with that.
00:36:34Yeah?
00:36:35Well, well, right.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:40So when do I get to see you again?
00:36:42When do you want to?
00:36:44How about I come by tonight and cook for you?
00:36:48Are you playing the chef card on me?
00:36:50It's a very strong card, you know.
00:36:52And people say I'm really good at it.
00:36:56Okay, chef boy.
00:36:57Come by tonight.
00:37:06What's up, man?
00:37:08Hey, what's up, bud?
00:37:12You going on a ride?
00:37:15Yeah, how'd you know that?
00:37:17So how was she?
00:37:20Excuse me?
00:37:21Jen.
00:37:22You know Jen?
00:37:24You guys did it, didn't you?
00:37:25I don't really want to talk about it anymore.
00:37:26It's kind of weird.
00:37:29Why is she like you?
00:37:31Why is she like you, man?
00:37:33Look, man, this is getting a little weird.
00:37:35You have a good day.
00:37:36No, no.
00:37:36Tell me.
00:37:37Tell me.
00:37:37adviser.
00:37:43See you at the道 of the Lord.
00:37:48Hello, brother.
00:38:07My name is Cornboat target,
00:38:32Hi, you've reached John So. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you soon as I can.
00:38:48I'll get back to you soon, so I'll get back to you soon.
00:39:08Hey Rick, so much for cooking tonight. Guess you're just one date wonder kind of guy. You had fun, jerk.
00:39:18Hey Rick, so much for cooking tonight. Guess you're just one date wonder kind of guy. You had fun, jerk.
00:39:26I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:39:56What are you doing here? I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again.
00:39:59I was just in the neighborhood and I saw you light on, so...
00:40:05What are you doing, stalking me?
00:40:07No, I just thought maybe you could use some company.
00:40:10And what makes you think I want your company?
00:40:14It must be tough being so harsh all the time. Try being nice.
00:40:18What do you want from me? Huh? You wanna get lucky? Sex? I...
00:40:21I actually really like you. I really like you. And I know I've been thinking about you a lot.
00:40:32And I don't know, maybe I'm like falling for you.
00:40:35Falling for me? You don't know anything about me.
00:40:38Okay, so maybe I'm crazy.
00:40:40Yeah, I would say. Like, actually mentally ill. You're nuts.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:46Alright, well, I can't be that nuts because I do a lie for myself.
00:40:49Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is it that you do when you're not stalking?
00:40:53Okay, I'm not stalking.
00:40:55You know, talking to you is very exhausting.
00:40:58Okay, well, what about you let me in and we can just relax.
00:41:03Not even talk. No touching. Just relax.
00:41:09You know, the only reason why I'm gonna let you in is because I don't want my neighbors to see
00:41:13this.
00:41:13Like they did last time, remember? And that was very embarrassing.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:27Do you mind if I pour myself a drink?
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:38So, what's wrong?
00:41:39I mean, besides me being here, because I'm the worst, I'm a jerk, I get it.
00:41:46No, I mean, what's up?
00:41:47I'm not gonna tell you my problems. I have a therapist. Thank you very much.
00:41:51Okay, well, I can just listen and then we'll charge you.
00:41:56Well, for one, I was supposed to be cooked for.
00:42:00Oh, like the date?
00:42:01Yes, the date. Stood up.
00:42:04You know, it's his loss.
00:42:07Or, you know, it could be the universe sending you like a sign.
00:42:12Yeah, you know, I'm like,
00:42:14Ah, the perfect man is like right in front of you.
00:42:18Ew.
00:42:19That's funny.
00:42:21Because it's really corny.
00:42:22Well, you know, I can cook for you. What do you got?
00:42:26What do you got?
00:42:30Good luck finding anything in there.
00:42:32Okay, I'm sure I can find something.
00:42:36Not much. Okay.
00:42:40Freezer.
00:42:44Frozen nuggets. Yes.
00:42:46Those have been in there forever.
00:42:47Well, they're frozen nuggets. They're still good.
00:42:51I'm gonna nuke them.
00:43:01Sorry about blocking you.
00:43:05No.
00:43:06Whoa, did you...
00:43:07Did you just apologize to me?
00:43:09No, I regret it.
00:43:10I think you...
00:43:11No, I'm just...
00:43:12No.
00:43:12I just...
00:43:13I think I'm a little tipsy.
00:43:23Voila.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:30How was it?
00:43:31Pretty good.
00:43:32Yeah?
00:43:33Mm-hmm.
00:43:34Good.
00:43:37You've seen Ted's. Come on.
00:43:39How's that?
00:43:42Yep.
00:43:45Oh, no, no.
00:43:47What?
00:43:48I can't.
00:43:50Why?
00:43:50Do you remember what happened last time?
00:43:53Mm-hmm.
00:43:58Just relax, okay?
00:44:01It's such a bad idea.
00:44:02Mm-hmm.
00:44:04Mm-hmm.
00:44:05Mm-hmm.
00:44:07Yeah.
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:10I can see you.
00:44:13Ah!
00:44:14Come on here.
00:44:15Ah!
00:44:15That's good.
00:44:18You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
00:44:28I was incredible.
00:44:34Lisa, you're a friend that chewed me out.
00:44:40So then?
00:44:43I don't think she'll kill you.
00:44:46You don't know her.
00:44:49Yeah, I guess we weren't officially introduced.
00:44:55I can't believe I just slept with my stalker.
00:44:58Oh my god, I'm not your stalker.
00:45:02You got what you wanted, Mike.
00:45:03You happy?
00:45:05What are you talking about?
00:45:07I like you.
00:45:09What, you want to be my boyfriend?
00:45:10Yeah, I'd like to be a boyfriend.
00:45:13I'd love to be a boyfriend.
00:45:16Maybe I could even...
00:45:18Maybe more than that.
00:45:21You know what?
00:45:22I'm tired.
00:45:23And I think you should go home.
00:45:28You're kicking me out even though we just made love?
00:45:32Love?
00:45:33That was not making love, okay?
00:45:36You know what?
00:45:36I hate that expression.
00:45:37Please don't ever say that again.
00:45:39Okay, so what was it then?
00:45:45Honestly, a mistake.
00:45:52I will text you then in like a day or two days or when the timing is right.
00:45:59Now you're getting it.
00:46:02Okay.
00:46:03Okay.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:24Hey, it's Lisa.
00:46:25I'm not available, so leave a message.
00:46:41Hello?
00:47:10I don't care.
00:47:21Friend.
00:47:22Friend.
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:38Hey.
00:47:40Hey.
00:47:45How are you?
00:47:47I'm good. How are you?
00:47:48Good. Good. How's work?
00:47:52Good. So how about you? How's the psychology going?
00:47:56Good, I guess.
00:47:58Well, I'm really glad to see you following through with that.
00:48:01Yeah.
00:48:04Here's your mail.
00:48:05Oh.
00:48:09So, how you been?
00:48:12You mean since you dumped me?
00:48:15I did not dump you.
00:48:18Then what would you call that?
00:48:19I would call it that I had to leave the country for work.
00:48:22I was going to be in London for six months and I didn't think it would be fair to you.
00:48:28So you broke up with me for my own good.
00:48:32Jen, six months is a long time.
00:48:34I didn't want you to be lonely and I'm sure, I thought for sure you'd be with someone by now.
00:48:41Wait.
00:48:42Are you with someone?
00:48:45Well, I've been on a couple dates, but no, I'm not with anybody.
00:48:52No Prince Charmings.
00:48:53That's funny.
00:48:55No.
00:48:56No Prince Charmings.
00:48:57What's so funny?
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:00I have this stalker guy that thinks he's Prince Charmings.
00:49:04Did you just say you have a stalker?
00:49:32No Prince Charmings.
00:49:32Maybe.
00:49:32But no.
00:49:44No Prince Charmings.
00:49:45I can't see.
00:49:58I was myself oh my god, she was survived.
00:49:59And I can't say about nothing to even kl express me.
00:49:59No Prince Charmings.
00:49:59It's true.
00:51:00Oh, that was delicious.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:08I missed you so much.
00:51:10I missed you.
00:51:17You know, I thought about you every day.
00:51:20Same.
00:51:22So hard when you left.
00:51:23I cried every day for months.
00:51:27You and I, we belong together.
00:51:31I just want to move back in, pick up where we left off, but better than before.
00:51:37I don't want to get hurt again, Jerry.
00:51:40I never meant to hurt you.
00:51:42But you did.
00:51:45I know.
00:51:48And when I think about it, I feel awful.
00:51:52You didn't deserve that.
00:51:55You deserve so much better.
00:52:15You deserve so much better.
00:52:34I don't deserve so much.
00:52:41I don't think about it.
00:52:41I don't know.
00:52:41I don't.
00:52:45I don't know.
00:52:48I don't know.
00:52:49I don't know.
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:56I don't.
00:53:03I don't know.
00:53:53I'm really happy about this.
00:53:59I'm gonna go to the hotel and get some stuff, take care of a few things, and we'll come
00:54:03back tonight.
00:54:04Okay.
00:54:04I'm ready to make this work.
00:54:07I wasn't before, but I am now.
00:54:12I love you.
00:54:22Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message.
00:54:25Rich.
00:54:25Rich.
00:54:25Rich.
00:54:28Rich.
00:54:30Rich.
00:54:33Rich.
00:54:35Rich.
00:54:35Rich.
00:54:36Rich.
00:54:36Rich.
00:54:37Rich.
00:54:50Rich.
00:54:52Rich.
00:54:52Rich.
00:55:04Rich.
00:55:06Rich.
00:55:06Rich.
00:55:21Rich.
00:55:22Rich.
00:55:27Rich.
00:55:36Rich.
00:55:38Rich.
00:55:39Mike, what are you doing here?
00:55:41This has to stop.
00:55:43There was never anything between us.
00:55:45You know, Jen, you deserve to be happy.
00:55:49And if this Jerry guy, if being with this Jerry guy makes you happy, then you should be with
00:55:57him.
00:56:00I appreciate it.
00:56:01But you should also know that this behavior is disgusting.
00:56:06You're a slut, but for some reason, I love you.
00:56:10I love you with my whole heart.
00:56:11This is real love.
00:56:15Get out.
00:56:16I'll call the cops and file a restraining order on you.
00:56:18You want to take it there, huh?
00:56:20You want to take it there?
00:56:20You think he could just walk into my life, turn it upside down, and then leave?
00:56:25Please get out.
00:56:25You're scaring me.
00:56:30I'm leaving.
00:56:36You know, I will get that restraining order, okay?
00:56:39And then if you ever come back here, you will get arrested.
00:56:44It's really nice, Jen.
00:56:45To sleep with someone, get a restraining order.
00:56:49Classy.
00:56:50Go down.
00:56:51Bitch.
00:57:07Hi.
00:57:08I would like to file a restraining order.
00:57:12Mhm.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:15Okay.
00:57:18So I guess they're gonna call me back in the morning so a detective can talk to me.
00:57:22Hey, babe.
00:57:23Listen.
00:57:24I'm here.
00:57:26I'm not gonna let this mic guy near you.
00:57:29Of course.
00:57:30And when you said you had a stalker, I had no idea it was as serious.
00:57:33Well, it wasn't.
00:57:34And then he just shows up out of the blue, uninvited, and he explodes.
00:57:41Just...
00:57:43God, I'm so angry.
00:57:46God.
00:57:48You know what?
00:57:48Maybe I should go to a kickboxing class.
00:57:49I just feel like I...
00:57:50I feel like I need to hit something.
00:57:54You can hit me.
00:57:55Right here.
00:57:55Go ahead.
00:57:58No.
00:57:58I don't wanna hit you.
00:57:59I wanna hit him.
00:58:00Like, just...
00:58:02Just in the face.
00:58:05Nice combo.
00:58:07Thanks.
00:58:08Don't mess with me.
00:58:10I...
00:58:11I really should go, though.
00:58:12It'll make me feel a lot better.
00:58:15Alright.
00:58:16Well, listen.
00:58:16If it makes you feel better, you should go.
00:58:19And, hey, it's only an hour, okay?
00:58:21So make yourself at home.
00:58:23Wine, whiskey.
00:58:28Hi.
00:58:28You've reached on South.
00:58:30Please leave a message and I'll be back to you since I can.
00:58:38Okay.
00:59:02What's up, Jerry?
00:59:10Who the hell are you?
00:59:11I'm Mike.
00:59:13I'm with Jan.
00:59:14Right.
00:59:15Mike.
00:59:17You're the stalker.
00:59:20How'd you get in here?
00:59:22You watched her enter the code?
00:59:23I'm not an idiot.
00:59:24I didn't say you were.
00:59:26You realize what you're doing right now is illegal?
00:59:28Breaking and entering?
00:59:30It's a felony.
00:59:32Is that what you want?
00:59:33To go to jail?
00:59:35I don't see how that would work.
00:59:44You got my phone?
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:46I got it.
00:59:47I also, uh...
00:59:49I also have this.
00:59:50Oh.
00:59:54You're gonna shoot me?
00:59:56You think if you kill me, Jenna's gonna come crawling back to you?
01:00:00Think about it, man.
01:00:01You've been stalking her.
01:00:03She thinks you're crazy.
01:00:06There is no path to victory here for you.
01:00:09The best thing that you can do is leave.
01:00:13Now.
01:00:15You know, I understand why she would like you.
01:00:23You're a pretty good looking guy, Jerry.
01:00:27Pretty well put together.
01:00:31Nice ride.
01:00:32Great career, I bet.
01:00:34Older guy, more money.
01:00:36But you broke her heart.
01:00:40You had your chance.
01:00:43You don't just get to come back into her life and ruin it again.
01:00:48Okay.
01:00:51I will leave her alone if that's what you want.
01:00:54Okay?
01:00:56You can have her.
01:00:57Leave her alone.
01:00:59That's how it's gonna work.
01:01:00Smarty pants.
01:01:02Nah, man.
01:01:04We've drawn a line in the sand.
01:01:07What does that mean?
01:01:09We've come too far.
01:01:11I have to fix this.
01:01:13You've become a liability.
01:01:18Come on, man.
01:01:20You're not gonna really shoot me, are you?
01:01:23I can't shoot you.
01:01:24That would be way too loud.
01:01:25So I'm...
01:01:28I'm just gonna do this.
01:01:52I'm gonna do this.
01:02:06Let me.
01:02:07Let's go.
01:02:14Let's go.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:19Let's go.
01:02:20Let's go.
01:02:21Let's go.
01:02:21Let's go.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:41I can't believe you forgot about me.
01:02:44I would never forget about you.
01:02:47What did you do to Jerry?
01:02:50Nothing, no.
01:02:50He decided to go home.
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:54Yeah, he understands that we're together now, and he accepts it.
01:03:00He's a really good guy, Jen.
01:03:05Why don't you take a seat?
01:03:17Yeah.
01:03:18Look, the problem solves.
01:03:19So this is a good thing.
01:03:21Who do you mean?
01:03:23Jerry.
01:03:25Coming back into the picture.
01:03:27Now he's back out of the picture.
01:03:29So we can focus on us.
01:03:33Is this you heard of?
01:03:35No.
01:03:36No, no.
01:03:37He went home.
01:03:38Just us.
01:03:39So we can focus on us, right?
01:03:42You have a gun.
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:46Yeah, but that's not the answer to the question I was asking.
01:03:50What do you want?
01:03:52What do I want?
01:03:55You don't know what I want by now?
01:04:00I want you, Jen.
01:04:03I want your love.
01:04:07I want your smell.
01:04:10I want your taste.
01:04:15I want your mouth.
01:04:19Your face.
01:04:24I want, I want your skin.
01:04:30I want.
01:04:37I want everything from you.
01:04:43I love you, Jen.
01:04:47Do you feel the same?
01:04:51Yeah.
01:04:52Yeah, I do.
01:04:57You're lying.
01:04:59You're lying.
01:05:00I don't like it when you lie to me.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02I'm not lying, Mike.
01:05:04You know, Jen, I'm not.
01:05:06I'm not an idiot.
01:05:09Okay?
01:05:10You don't want to be with me.
01:05:11No, that's not true.
01:05:12That's not true.
01:05:14Remember the night that we first met?
01:05:17And, and we were at the bar.
01:05:19And then we came back here.
01:05:21And, and we kissed.
01:05:24And I felt the connection.
01:05:27You felt it?
01:05:31You're a good guy.
01:05:32You're just misunderstood.
01:05:36You're a good guy.
01:05:38I'm just misunderstood.
01:05:45The safety was on.
01:05:47You just tried to shoot me.
01:05:49I can't believe you just tried to shoot me.
01:05:51You could have killed me.
01:05:54What are you doing?
01:05:57Now you're going to be, now you're going to,
01:06:00now I'm going to punish you.
01:06:01I'm going to be, now I'm going to be.
01:06:02Come on.
01:06:03Come on.
01:06:04Come on.
01:06:04Shh, shh.
01:06:05What is that?
01:06:09Come on.
01:06:09Come on.
01:06:10Come on.
01:06:10Come on.
01:06:11Come on.
01:06:11Come on.
01:06:12Come on.
01:06:13Come on.
01:06:15Alright, sit down here, sit down, sit down!
01:06:19I don't want to have to do this.
01:06:23I don't want to have to do this, okay?
01:06:26Put your hands behind your back.
01:06:29Don't move, okay? You'll hurt yourself.
01:06:35Stay there!
01:06:37See, now you have to be punished now. No hands back.
01:06:47Don't move, don't move.
01:06:53Don't move.
01:06:54Okay.
01:06:55Okay.
01:07:01I don't want to help.
01:07:05You don't want to have to do this, okay?
01:07:07You did this. You did this.
01:07:12Please.
01:07:15No.
01:07:16Please, no.
01:07:19Okay, it's alright.
01:07:21Oh no.
01:07:24I can't believe you shot me.
01:07:25You went to shoot me.
01:07:28Okay.
01:07:29You made me do this, you know?
01:07:30I didn't want to hurt you.
01:07:33I didn't want to hurt you.
01:07:35We're meant to be together, you know, Jen?
01:07:39We're supposed to be together!
01:07:40I know it! I know it!
01:07:46We could have, we could have a house together.
01:07:49You know?
01:07:53Oh man.
01:07:54That'd be so nice.
01:07:56That'd be so nice.
01:07:58Okay, I think you just, you just need to, just need to sit there and accept this temporary situation.
01:08:08Okay, and then, then you'll, then you'll see, then you'll see what I'm trying to achieve.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19Okay.
01:08:20I'm just gonna give you some time, okay?
01:08:24Okay.
01:08:25Okay.
01:09:06I made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
01:09:09Yeah, it was my favorite.
01:09:13Or unless you want, I can do the chicken nuggets again.
01:09:17If you prefer, I can nuke them.
01:09:21Okay, I'm just gonna...
01:09:25I guess you can't really...
01:09:29Okay, okay, I can't understand what you, what you're saying.
01:09:32If I take the tape off, are you gonna scream?
01:09:34Are you gonna scream?
01:09:42Oh, ouch, ouch, ouch.
01:09:45Have some water? Here, have some water.
01:09:47Have some water, there you go.
01:09:48There you go.
01:09:52I have to go to the bathroom.
01:09:56Really?
01:09:58I swear, I really have to go.
01:10:01Yo, bathroom trick.
01:10:03You know, I did that on you.
01:10:05I didn't really need to go.
01:10:07Yeah, I know, you're right.
01:10:10I just wanted to plant my watch so I could come back.
01:10:13You're smart.
01:10:15You're smart.
01:10:15That's kind of scary.
01:10:16It's not a trick.
01:10:18I want you to go.
01:10:22Okay, I can escort you.
01:10:25Alright, but you're gonna have to go with the door open.
01:10:27You're gonna have to go in.
01:10:27I'm gonna have to watch you.
01:10:29Okay.
01:10:29I'm gonna have to watch you go.
01:10:32Okay?
01:10:34You still wanna go?
01:10:37No.
01:10:37You, if you, if you pull anything, I got a gun.
01:10:45If you do anything, I'll hurt you, Jen.
01:10:47I'll hurt you.
01:10:48I understand.
01:10:50Please.
01:10:54Okay.
01:11:01There.
01:11:03Hold yours.
01:11:05Ah!
01:11:05I can't go with it open.
01:11:07Yes, you can.
01:11:09Please, it's a psychological thing.
01:11:11I completely test.
01:11:12Please.
01:11:12Yes.
01:11:15Okay, you got 30 seconds, okay?
01:11:18Okay, 30 seconds.
01:11:18Okay, okay.
01:11:42It's enough.
01:11:43Alright, come on.
01:11:44You're welcome.
01:11:51Okay.
01:11:53Good.
01:11:54Go to the pole.
01:11:58Yeah, see?
01:11:59Easy.
01:11:59That feel better?
01:12:01Drink this.
01:12:02Drink this.
01:12:03That's it.
01:12:04That's it.
01:12:04Yeah, yeah.
01:12:05Nice.
01:12:05Okay.
01:12:06Good.
01:12:09Alright, hands behind your back.
01:12:11No.
01:12:12Hands behind your back.
01:12:13No.
01:12:14Do it.
01:12:16Okay.
01:12:17Good.
01:12:17Good.
01:12:17Good.
01:12:18That's it.
01:12:20Alright.
01:12:21That's it.
01:12:23You're doing so good.
01:12:24You're doing so good.
01:12:27So good.
01:12:28Okay.
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:32That's it.
01:12:36Okay.
01:12:38No, no, no.
01:12:41It's alright.
01:12:42It's alright.
01:12:43No, no.
01:12:44Please, please, please, please.
01:12:45I won't scream.
01:12:46I won't scream.
01:12:48Like.
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:12:50I'm sorry.
01:12:51I'll have to.
01:12:55Luke, you wanna kiss me?
01:12:57Yeah.
01:12:58Yeah.
01:12:59Touch me.
01:13:00Yeah.
01:13:06Sneaky!
01:13:07Sneaky!
01:13:07Come on!
01:13:08Damn it!
01:13:13Now, we're gonna have to kill you!
01:13:15We're gonna have to kill you!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:21Sneaky!
01:13:21Sneaky!
01:13:22That's bad!
01:13:22That was bad!
01:13:24Okay?
01:13:28Come on.
01:13:30Come on.
01:13:32You almost got me.
01:13:33That was...
01:13:35It's not good.
01:13:37I'm gonna have to kill you now, Jen.
01:13:40No, you'll never get away with it.
01:13:41They'll take you to jail, please.
01:13:43Please, if you leave, I won't say anything!
01:13:45No.
01:13:46No.
01:13:46Okay?
01:13:47I'm just gonna make it as if Jerry killed you.
01:13:49And then he killed himself.
01:13:51Think of it.
01:13:52There's a heap of reasons.
01:13:53From guilt.
01:13:55Yeah.
01:13:56Just think of...
01:13:57Think of all the reasons why.
01:13:59He loved you.
01:14:01But you didn't love him back.
01:14:03So...
01:14:03There is motive.
01:14:05Right there.
01:14:06Hmm?
01:14:06Yeah.
01:14:08Oh.
01:14:10Jerry's dead.
01:14:11What?
01:14:13I killed him.
01:14:14No!
01:14:15No!
01:14:15Does it make you sad?
01:14:16Does it make you sad?
01:14:17Does it make you sad?
01:14:18Does it make you sad that the love of your life is gone?
01:14:21You're mad, huh?
01:14:23Oh, you're mad!
01:14:24You're mad!
01:14:25You're mad!
01:14:25You're mad!
01:14:26You're just like me, huh?
01:14:26You're mad!
01:14:27You're raging!
01:14:29What does your psychology classes say about that, huh?
01:14:31You're gonna be...
01:14:32You're gonna befriend me, get my trust, and then what?
01:14:35You're gonna hurt me?
01:14:35No, that's bad teaching, Jen.
01:14:37I don't think you're gonna be a good psychologist anymore.
01:14:39I hate you!
01:14:40Oh, come on.
01:14:41That's weak!
01:14:42You're insane!
01:14:43It's a diagnosis.
01:14:44It's a diagnosis.
01:14:45I've had that a few times, you know?
01:14:46You know, I was in the inpatient.
01:14:49One of those psych wards for the criminally insane.
01:14:51And they said that I had hypomania.
01:14:53Tendency to have psychotic episodes.
01:14:56Do you think this is a psychotic episode, Jen?
01:14:58Do you think so?
01:15:00Speak to me!
01:15:01It's not like you would call that!
01:15:05You know what?
01:15:06Don't speak to me.
01:15:07Shut up!
01:15:10Shut up.
01:15:15Excuse me, alright?
01:15:17I'm gonna craft a suicide note.
01:15:20How do you think it goes?
01:15:23Dear Jen, this is all your fault.
01:15:26All your fault.
01:15:28I like it.
01:15:29I think it starts off nicely.
01:15:31I think that's right.
01:15:32Okay?
01:15:34You said we could be together forever.
01:15:38But you lied to me.
01:15:40Similar.
01:15:41You lied to me.
01:15:42So I had to find a way for us to be together forever.
01:15:47And I found it.
01:15:49And this way we can both be in the same place.
01:15:52A better place.
01:15:53I love you all the world.
01:15:56Love from Jerry.
01:15:59It's kind of poetic.
01:16:01Right?
01:16:02It's kind of poetic.
01:16:04I like it.
01:16:05I like it.
01:16:06But how's he gonna kill you?
01:16:08Does he stab you?
01:16:09Does he...
01:16:11Does he choke you?
01:16:13Does he shoot you?
01:16:15I don't know.
01:16:18He could bludgeon you.
01:16:20Hit you.
01:16:20Stab you.
01:16:21Slit your throat.
01:16:22Break your neck.
01:16:25You should just ask.
01:16:27How do you wanna go?
01:16:31Ow!
01:16:33Ugh!
01:16:39Jan!
01:16:48Why are you being so difficult?
01:16:53This love affair is over.
01:16:55Right now I just gotta clean up this mess.
01:17:01Okay, let's do this.
01:17:10Ugh!
01:17:12Ugh!
01:17:12I don't know.
01:17:42It looks like a slit throat in this.
01:18:14Isn't that what it is?
01:18:16You're right.
01:18:34911, what's your emergency?
01:18:37Can you just come as soon as you can?
01:18:40It's a long story.
01:18:43What is your address?
01:18:465542, Sycamore Lane.
01:18:49Please, hurry.
01:18:54And as your therapist, I'll always be here to listen.
01:18:57I know life can get you down sometimes,
01:18:59and people can make you feel bad about yourself,
01:19:02and do all sorts of crazy stuff,
01:19:04but know with courage and strength,
01:19:08life can be a wonderful experience.
01:19:11And listen, there's always going to be bad people out there.
01:19:13Of course.
01:19:15But guess what?
01:19:15There's good people too.
01:19:17We're filled with light and love and joy,
01:19:20and who really want the best for you.
01:19:23I promise.
01:19:23I promise.
01:19:24You're going to be just fine, okay?
01:19:26And I so look forward to working with you.
01:19:29Okay.
01:19:30See you tomorrow.
01:19:35I found a way to fly
01:19:39higher than a balloon
01:19:42oh, I am over the moon about you
01:19:49Our genesis of love
01:19:53Through the river's blue
01:19:56Sees her light with its shadows too
01:20:00Oh, I am over the moon about you
01:20:08Stay close to me
01:20:13Every second, every minute of the day
01:20:19I found a way to fly
01:20:23Higher than a balloon
01:20:26Oh, I am over the moon about you
01:20:33Our genesis of love
01:20:37Through the river's blue
01:20:39Sees her light with its shadows too
01:20:56We'll see you next time
01:20:57We'll see you next time
01:20:58We'll see you next time
01:21:22Stay close to me
01:21:26You
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