00:00Hey, am I late? Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?
00:06No, no, no, we haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
00:09Uh, Delaware. She's on her way, though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach.
00:12But don't worry, she told me all about the LaMazda stuff.
00:16Yeah, that's when, if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2%
00:18financing.
00:21Yeah.
00:25Monica, you're gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
00:31Oh, my.
00:33They are male nurses.
00:36Not in my head.
00:38Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night. What do you say?
00:41Um, um, I don't think so.
00:48What? What are you talking about?
00:51What? You're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.
00:54I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't want
00:57to go.
00:58Well, um, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason, and then I'll tell you if
01:03it's true.
01:07What? Harder than it sounds, isn't it?
01:09Okay, you're coming with me. And I also told them that if we're still here when they get off,
01:12that we'll go down to the cafeteria and get some jello with them.
01:14Yep. There's always room for jello.
01:21Joey, how do you make that dirty?
01:23Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I can do with anything.
01:25Watch, uh, grandma's chicken salad.
01:38Get a shot of this.
01:40Hey, babies. These are the headlines on the day you were born.
01:43Okay, now, girl, baby, turn away.
01:45And boy, babies, check it out, huh?
01:49This is what naked women look like the month you were born.
01:52All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff.
01:55Oh, okay, I'm having another one.
01:58This one doesn't hurt either. Oh, yes, it does.
02:00Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
02:03Oh!
02:06Oh, I was kind of hoping that was it.
02:10Hey, where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?
02:13Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them.
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