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00:03Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11If you keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live love life like you just don't care
00:15Five thousand leaders never scared
00:18Rating noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up you're still a beautiful idea
00:22Get up throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up and show me
00:37Take some government advice, sit the family down
00:40And get ready for your daily hour of screen time
00:42It's Friday, we're live and it's time for The Last Leg
00:47Tonight on the show we focus on Iran
00:49Give social media the side eye
00:51And zoom in on some disability sport
00:54Plus we'll be joined by singer Charlotte Church
00:57And comedian Nabil Abdul-Rashid
00:59On the show that always takes a stern look at the news
01:11G'day
01:13Hello
01:14Wow
01:18G'day I'm Adam Hills
01:19Welcome to The Last Leg
01:21The show that heard the owner of OnlyFans had died
01:23And thought I wonder if you have to pay extra for an open coffin
01:27With me as always at the Pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:30And the man who thought crude oil was the opposite of extra virgin
01:32Alex Brooker
01:40Loads to get through tonight
01:41Loads to get through tonight
01:42But something happened to me during the week
01:43That I wanted to bring up
01:44Because I know it's happened to Alex as well
01:46In a similar way
01:47So I was walking to tennis
01:48I was in a pair of shorts
01:50I had my prosthesis on
01:52I had it taped up
01:53Because
01:55Look, it comes undone
01:56When I'm playing
01:57So I have to tape it up
01:58I keep saying to you, mate
01:59You've got to get a new leg
02:01Look, I like this one
02:03It's comfy in it
02:04Ditto
02:04I like mine as well
02:05So as I was walking
02:07This woman walked past me
02:08And she looked down
02:09And she saw my prosthetic leg
02:11And then she looked up at me
02:12As she kept walking
02:13And went
02:13Ooh, ouch
02:19And she went so quickly
02:20That I didn't have time to go
02:21It's
02:23What a weird thing to say
02:25Imagine if she's seen Brooker
02:26Ouch
02:27Ouch
02:28Ouch
02:30She's there like E.T.
02:31With a little light up thing
02:32Ouch
02:34But when you first told her
02:35So you said
02:36A woman walked past
02:37Saw you in your tennis gear
02:38Yeah
02:38And said ouch
02:39I thought she was like
02:40The fashion police
02:41And she was like
02:42Ouch
02:43Ouch
02:44But I've
02:45You know what
02:46I've had it before
02:46So I was
02:48In my shorts
02:48And I was in
02:50Supermarket
02:51And the geezer kept looking down
02:52You know when someone's looking at you
02:53They're going to say something
02:54Yeah
02:55In a minute
02:55And he just went
02:56So
02:57What happened there
02:59And I was like
02:59Oh well
03:00You know
03:01I had to have my foot amputated
03:02When I was a baby
03:03Because I didn't have one of the bones
03:04In my lower leg
03:06So then I had to make the decision
03:07To amputate my foot
03:08So that's why I've got
03:09A prosthetic leg
03:10And he just went
03:12Well I hope it gets better
03:24You must have had people wish
03:25For you to get better
03:29Yeah no I used to only have one leg
03:30But it grew back
03:33You had that recently in the gym right
03:34Oh yes
03:35I was in the gym
03:36I was in the gym last week
03:37And I had my shorts on
03:38And I was on the exercise bike
03:40And his geezer kept looking down
03:41On my leg
03:42And I'm used to people
03:43Like
03:43I don't
03:44People do a double take
03:45Especially in the gym
03:46I don't mind it
03:47I think they
03:47I imagine they're kind of looking
03:48Just going
03:49Bloody hell he's done more
03:49Than skip leg day
03:50But he was like looking
03:51He was looking down at my leg
03:53And he kept looking at the lower part of it
03:55And I was thinking
03:55This is really weird
03:56Then I got home
03:57And I got in the shower
03:58Took the leg off
03:59And what I'd forgotten
04:01Is that
04:02The other week
04:02I'd let my eldest decorate the leg
04:04With capybara stickers
04:06So I had stickers
04:08All over my leg
04:10Including one that just says love
04:13Which Josh put on there
04:14Which was lovely actually
04:15But yeah it's fine
04:16You know what
04:16When you lifted your leg
04:17Or your trousers up
04:18The only thing I thought was
04:19Ouch
04:22It's fine
04:23It's fine now
04:23My daughter's into capybara
04:25So I tell you what
04:26When she was into
04:26Sabrina Carpenter
04:27And put them stickers
04:28And I just looked like a pervert
04:29So
04:31I'm going to say a sentence
04:32Now that I've never said before
04:33On this show
04:34And I never thought I would
04:36In other capybara news
04:39A rogue capybara
04:40Escaped from Marwell Zoo
04:42Last week
04:42And has been spotted
04:43Across Hampshire
04:44On the banks of the river Itchen
04:46And at a pub quiz
04:50I don't know who that hairy guy was
04:52But he was great
04:52On South American geography
04:55Nice rocker
04:57This surprising video
04:58Was taken of the rodent
04:59On the banks of a river
05:00Watch the video
05:01But also listen out
05:02For the name of the woman's dog
05:08Growler
05:09Growler
05:10Growler
05:10Oh it's a hot deer
05:11No growler wait
05:16Growler
05:23What in hell is that
05:32Is that this year's Fenton
05:34Yeah
05:35I'm not sure
05:36Kind of naming your dog
05:37After slang terms
05:38For private parts
05:39Is a
05:39Anyway this is my sausage dog
05:43Slong
05:44Minge
05:44Minge
05:45Minge
05:45Here Minge
05:49Torture
05:49Torture
05:51Perhaps
05:52Are you
05:56I've always wanted to shout that on TV
05:58I can't believe I said the word...
06:00First time I said the word minge, I'd say Alec.
06:04And let's hope the last.
06:05You're sorry.
06:07Alec's actually met a capybara recently,
06:09and we're not making this up, are you?
06:10No, I didn't have a look to you.
06:11I met him a bit wanted to do it.
06:14He called to himself, I'll come over and see this little weird thing
06:16with funny little paws.
06:18No, but you didn't realise these capybara snickers,
06:20they're like Starbucks. If you get ten, you get to get one.
06:23So...
06:25We are live on your telly right now,
06:27so feel free to ask us any questions about the news.
06:29Message us on Instagram, the hashtags
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06:37Crispin Fisher just messaged in,
06:39I mean, how's this for topical? Is it okay?
06:40Will Tiger Woods soon be looking for a new driver?
06:45Let's get into the big story now, and
06:47you know what? We all wondered
06:49what World War III was going to look like.
06:51Turns out, it's a lot more ridiculous
06:53than any of us would have predicted.
06:54In the last 24 hours,
06:56Donald Trump has described the British Navy
06:58as toys, said Iran
07:00had been beat to shit,
07:02and, I'm not making this up, implied
07:04that the new Ayatollah was gay.
07:07He sounds like
07:08Jay from the Inbetweeners.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:13But the thing is though, generally,
07:15if one of your mates came out
07:16with all of that stuff in the pub, you go,
07:18do you know what mate, should we get you home?
07:20Yeah.
07:21We're not sure which of Trump's statements prompted
07:23the CIA director, John Ratcliffe,
07:25to adopt this relatable pose.
07:27LAUGHTER
07:28Oh, I thought they were just playing hide-and-seek.
07:32LAUGHTER
07:3499, 100.
07:36Donald's hiding the one place you wouldn't expect,
07:37Melania's bedroom.
07:39LAUGHTER
07:42Do you think Donald Trump,
07:44you know when you hide-and-seek with a kid?
07:46Yeah.
07:46With Donald Trump, it's the same.
07:48You walk in, and you can see him poking out,
07:51but you have to pretend you can't see him.
07:54LAUGHTER
07:55Trump also rambled at length
07:56about his love of Sharpie pens, for some reason,
07:59before then owning himself
08:00in this less-than-humble brag.
08:03I'm the only president
08:04that ever took a cognitive test.
08:07I took it three times.
08:09It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people.
08:11It wasn't hard for me,
08:13but it's a cognitive test.
08:14It starts off with an easy question,
08:17and by the time you get to the middle, it gets tougher.
08:19By the time you get to the end,
08:21very few people can answer those questions.
08:22They get very tough, mathematical equations and things.
08:26I took it three times.
08:28I aced it all three times
08:30in front of numerous doctors
08:31that I have no idea who they are.
08:34LAUGHTER
08:36Why is he doing it again?
08:38If he's acing it, they're going,
08:40bloody hell, that was good.
08:41I've got to see you do it again.
08:43LAUGHTER
08:44I think he passes it, goes out,
08:46gives another press conference,
08:47and they go in there and go,
08:48do you know what?
08:48I think this fucking computer won't work.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:51If you have to take any test a multiple number of times,
08:54that's not a good thing.
08:55LAUGHTER
08:56I don't want to get into a cab with a driver who's gone,
08:58you know what?
08:58I've taken the driving test nine times.
09:02LAUGHTER
09:03And going home with someone,
09:04and they're like,
09:05do you know what?
09:05I've been tested for syphilis four times.
09:09LAUGHTER
09:12I think we're OK.
09:13Look, there has been a lot of back and forward this week.
09:15In fact, the whole thing has been very,
09:17he said, she I said.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:21That's lovely.
09:22LAUGHTER
09:23Trump repeatedly said Iran are, quote,
09:25begging for a deal,
09:26but they say that's not true.
09:28And look, let's face it,
09:29it's probably not the first time
09:30Trump's assumed someone was begging for it
09:32when they absolutely weren't.
09:34LAUGHTER
09:36This week in Iranian spokes...
09:37..yeah, yeah.
09:40APPLAUSE
09:45Yeah, repost that one, you orange furball.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:50This week an Iranian spokesman explained the situation
09:53in a way that made it sound less like
09:55a geopolitical confrontation
09:56and more like a high school spat.
09:59Our American counterparts
10:00have begun sending messages through others,
10:03other countries that are our friends.
10:05If there are messages through others
10:07to which we respond with our own position and demands,
10:10that is not called conversation
10:12nor negotiation or anything.
10:14This is simply sending messages through others.
10:17It's like the political equivalent of saying,
10:19if you've got something to say to me,
10:21say it to my face.
10:22Today the US bombed two nuclear-related facilities
10:25to which Iran said,
10:26but we were on a break!
10:28LAUGHTER
10:29The only time you ever, like,
10:30pass messages to someone,
10:32like, through their friends,
10:33is that when you're at school,
10:35when you fancy someone?
10:36Yeah.
10:36Speaking of which, Adam,
10:38can you just come over here a second?
10:40Do you mind? Sorry.
10:42Can you, um...
10:44Can you just give this to Josh for my place?
10:51Not with a Capybara involved, no.
10:53LAUGHTER
11:05Don't worry, you can't catch it.
11:06I've been telling you for 14 years.
11:08LAUGHTER
11:09I've been tested four times!
11:12LAUGHTER
11:13APPLAUSE
11:18At one point this week,
11:19Donald Trump said he was working with the Ayatollah,
11:21but that's the same guy whose father Trump killed
11:23and who may or may not be in a coma.
11:26So he's either angry or sleepy.
11:28LAUGHTER
11:28But I don't...
11:29I don't know what's going to go if he's in a coma.
11:31They're going to be operating him
11:32like Weekend at Bernie's.
11:34LAUGHTER
11:35Look, it's not...
11:36It's not a Zoom call moving his jaw up and down.
11:38It's not surprising Iran
11:39were a little bit confused by it all.
11:41This week, Donald Trump presented them with a 15-point plan.
11:44But check out the specifics in this vague clip.
11:4815 points.
11:50Well, they're not going to have a nuclear weapon.
11:52That's number one.
11:53That's number one, two and three.
11:54They will never have a nuclear weapon.
11:58LAUGHTER
12:01You can't...
12:01You can't just repeat the first three points over again.
12:05It's not the rules of Fight Club.
12:07LAUGHTER
12:07What are rules four through 15?
12:09What did I just say?
12:11LAUGHTER
12:12Everyone thinks...
12:12Sorry.
12:13No, you carry on.
12:13Everyone thinks that the reason why they're not agreeing to it
12:15is because it's the nuclear weapons
12:17and that's the sticking point.
12:18But it's not.
12:19It's because I found out that
12:20the US are asking, in those 15 points,
12:23they're asking Iran to do things
12:24that are impossible for them to do.
12:26Like, point six is
12:27eat a doughnut without licking your lips
12:29and they're just...
12:31LAUGHTER
12:31Point seven is find a word that rhymes with orange.
12:33And they're like,
12:34look, we'll give you the nucleus, but...
12:36LAUGHTER
12:37So, one, two, three are...
12:39No nuclear weapons.
12:40Yep.
12:41And then, one, two, three, four is
12:42I declare a thumb war.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:45LAUGHTER
12:45And then, five, six, seven, eight is
12:47who do we appreciate?
12:49LAUGHTER
12:50Look, the main thing is,
12:51Iran already agreed not to have a nuclear weapon
12:53before this war began.
12:54In fact, the entire plan that was put forward this week
12:57seems to be from May 2025.
12:59The giveaway is that it contains references
13:01to the hawk tour girl.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:04Point seven is,
13:05you have to watch adolescence.
13:07LAUGHTER
13:09Uh...
13:10No, I just think that it's, um...
13:13LAUGHTER
13:14I don't...
13:14I forgot what I was going to say.
13:16LAUGHTER
13:17You know what?
13:18I was thinking about...
13:19I was thinking,
13:19is the hawk tour girl laughing?
13:21LAUGHTER
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:23What's amazing is...
13:24Point 12 is,
13:24you've got to listen to Lily Allen's new album.
13:26LAUGHTER
13:27What's incredible is,
13:28you aced your cognitive test four times.
13:30LAUGHTER
13:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:32And I won the fun war.
13:34LAUGHTER
13:37Earlier in the week,
13:38Donald Trump thanked Iran
13:39for giving the US, quote,
13:40a very big present
13:41worth a tremendous amount of money.
13:43And everyone was, like,
13:44wondering what this amazing gift was going to be.
13:46It turned out,
13:46it was allowing eight ships
13:48through the Strait of Hormuz.
13:50Eight.
13:51Before the war,
13:51there were 138 ships a day
13:53going through that strait.
13:54That's not much of a gift.
13:56If this was love, actually,
13:57Donald Trump just got the Joni Mitchell CD.
14:02Thankfully,
14:02the British ship HMS Dragon
14:03finally arrived in Cyprus this week,
14:05four weeks after the war began.
14:06More like dragging your heels,
14:08am I right?
14:09Oh, there we go.
14:10And just when you thought
14:11the British Navy
14:11couldn't look more embarrassing,
14:12this week,
14:13they had to borrow a ship from Germany
14:15to fulfil their obligations
14:16in the Atlantic Ocean.
14:18How's that working?
14:19Like, borrowing...
14:20borrowing a ship off someone
14:21to take to war?
14:22Yeah.
14:22Like, is Keir Starmer
14:24having to go around the ship
14:25with a German bloke
14:26with a diagram,
14:26just marking off where the dents
14:27already are?
14:30No, there's a scratch
14:31on the starboard side there, Keir.
14:33Yeah.
14:34The captain gets into the seats
14:36really far back.
14:38The last thing he heard was,
14:39make sure you return it
14:41with a full tank.
14:44So, look, as the ceasefire is extended
14:46and the world speculates
14:47as to how Donald Trump
14:47is behaving,
14:48we think we've found
14:49a pattern of bullshit.
14:50OK?
14:51Now, there's an acronym being used
14:54to describe Donald Trump's
14:55way of operating,
14:56and it's TARCO.
14:57Trump always chickens out.
15:00But we think something else
15:01is going on,
15:02and I think Donald Trump's hairstyle
15:03is the key to all this.
15:08Now, Donald Trump likes to charge
15:11into things head-first,
15:12but it doesn't always work out.
15:14Take Iran, for example.
15:15This is a map,
15:16a vague map,
15:17of the Strait of Hormuz.
15:19OK?
15:21Can you tell what it is yet?
15:24Um...
15:34Now, Donald Trump attacked these guys,
15:38who then attacked all of these guys.
15:40They then blocked all of this up,
15:41stopping the oil coming from over here.
15:44As you can see,
15:45he's made an absolute mess of it.
15:47So, what does Donald Trump do?
15:56He just brushes over it
15:57with claims of a peace deal
15:58that may or may not exist.
16:00All he needs is a sympathetic media
16:01to create a smokescreen
16:02and hold it in place.
16:05Oh, that's fucking real.
16:09The hair?
16:11I mean, it doesn't look
16:12unlike my hair now, does it?
16:14But this isn't the first time
16:16Donald Trump has done this.
16:17Have a look at Stormy Daniels.
16:19Trump's lawyer paid $130,000
16:22in hush money
16:23for her to keep quiet
16:25about allegations
16:26of an affair with Trump,
16:27which he denied.
16:30Oh, I've got it in my mouth!
16:35How about Trump University,
16:37set up in 2004?
16:40It didn't actually confer grades
16:42or degrees
16:42and was the subject
16:43of a number of lawsuits.
16:45But,
16:45three of those lawsuits,
16:47Donald Trump settled out of court
16:48for $25 million.
16:53Then,
16:54there was Trump Stakes.
16:58That was with my eyes!
17:01Trump Casino Atlantic City.
17:07And,
17:07Trump Shuttle.
17:09An airline that went under,
17:10ironically,
17:11partly due to a spike
17:12in fuel prices
17:13during the Gulf War.
17:17That was like being
17:18in Guantanamo Bay.
17:21Donald Trump has spent his entire life
17:23running headfirst into things,
17:25making an absolute mess,
17:26and then somehow managing
17:27to cover it all up.
17:28Which means TARCO
17:29doesn't stand for
17:31Trump Always Chickens Out.
17:32It actually stands for
17:33Trump Always Combs Over.
17:47And,
17:47there you have it.
17:49Male,
17:49pattern,
17:50bullshit.
17:57All right.
17:58Let's welcome tonight's guest.
17:59She's a singer who hosts
18:00Dreaming Retreats in the woods.
18:01He's a comedian who has a purple belt
18:03in Jiu Jitsu.
18:04She's a lover and he's a fighter.
18:06It's Charlotte Church and Nabeel Abdul Rashid.
18:17Hello.
18:33Charlotte,
18:34what do you make of the world at the moment?
18:37That can be an answer.
18:40What do I make of the world?
18:41I mean,
18:43I think that we wouldn't be in this pickle
18:46if there were far more women in power
18:48all the way throughout the system.
18:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:54And,
18:56Yeah,
18:56I think really the longer the short of it
18:58is male egos.
19:03Really?
19:06No argument here.
19:08No argument here.
19:10No argument here.
19:10Nabeel,
19:10what have you made of Iran and Trump and all of it?
19:14Well,
19:14far be it from me to regurgitate crazy right-wing conspiracy theories,
19:19but...
19:29I have to close off my chakras.
19:31Now,
19:32it's all the less fault.
19:34You see,
19:34what happened is,
19:35Donald Trump,
19:36follow me now,
19:36Donald Trump was friends with Elon Musk,
19:39right?
19:39And they staged a breakup,
19:40but it was fake.
19:41And Elon Musk was known for selling what?
19:42Electric cars.
19:43Mm-hmm.
19:44That's right.
19:45Now,
19:46they fake that breakup,
19:47he then starts to,
19:48what makes oil
19:49become expensive.
19:52Donald Trump has been radicalized
19:54by just-stop oil.
20:05And,
20:06I mean,
20:07further proof is this.
20:08What are they known for?
20:08They put orange paint on statues of leaders.
20:13Stay woke,
20:14people!
20:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:21Now,
20:22Charlotte,
20:23you were asked to sing at Donald Trump's,
20:25uh,
20:25inauguration.
20:26I was.
20:27And I know this because in 2017,
20:28you tweeted,
20:30and I quote,
20:30your staff have asked me to sing at your inauguration.
20:33A simple internet search would show I think you're a tyrant.
20:36Bye.
20:38Four poo emojis.
20:48Do you ever look back and think,
20:49not enough poo emojis?
20:52Yes, quite.
20:54Absolutely.
20:54Not enough poo emojis.
20:56There's not enough poo emojis in the world.
20:58Uh, this week Donald Trump's egomania reached new heights
21:01as a coin was approved with him on one side
21:03to mark America's 250th anniversary.
21:05This is what the brash new coin reportedly looks like.
21:08LAUGHTER
21:10He looks like he's about to get a prostate exam.
21:13LAUGHTER
21:14He got, yeah.
21:15I've had three prostate exams and I aced them all.
21:19LAUGHTER
21:25I love it with a whole bunch of people,
21:27I don't know who they were.
21:29LAUGHTER
21:31What's weird is in America,
21:33although, look, there are exceptions,
21:34but it's generally illegal in America
21:36to have a living president on a coin.
21:39I mean there's two ways of fixing that right there are some arguments over how
21:45big the coin should be not surprisingly Trump wants it to be as big as possible
21:51so bring in the coin
22:02now this is the biggest one we can make as you can see this is the front but
22:05every head needs a tail so this is what the back looks like
22:24I'm pretty sure that's called but coin last week for you after the break we'll
22:30log out of Facebook and limit our screen time see you in a little bit
22:48welcome back to last leg we're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabeel Abdul Rashid
22:52in tech news tonight a woman in America has successfully sued Meta and YouTube
22:57over her childhood addiction to social media jurors found that both companies intentionally built
23:03addictive social media platforms that harmed the 20 year olds mental health
23:06how do we all feel about this I'm pleased they've lost I'm delighted they've lost I think it's excellent news
23:17I think genuinely because you sent me that in a Facebook message I think it's I I think obviously there's
23:25a lot of positive things about social media yeah but I think
23:28um it's not just that I think companies aren't interested in stopping people addicted to it it is beneficial for
23:36them to make people addicted to it their whole raison d'etre is to get people on it for as
23:40long as possible so everything they do on there is to get people addicted to get people to keep going
23:46on it yep and so I think it's it's obvious that they're doing that
23:54I mean you run retreats in the woods this must be like perfect news for you yeah I think it's
24:00really important I mean like the the scientific evidence is really I mean it's not just compelling
24:07it's it's it's just completely self-evident at this juncture the the cognitive decline the ways in which the like
24:14young people's brains are growing differently because of addiction to social media and technology in general and look this isn't
24:22to say like technology is not the bad thing technology is a tool and technology can do some amazing things
24:27it's about the intention behind the technology and the people who have got control of the technology are horrific fascists
24:39and they are genuinely like they are they are invested in in us being um you know captive yeah you
24:50know in in so many ways and our children being captive captive so I I believe like like we can't
24:56wait for governments and nation states to put in the legislation that that protects us I think we have to
25:03practice guardianship in our own households and families
25:11now obviously now obviously now it's been proved to be harmful yeah do you reckon they'll have warnings on it
25:16like cigarettes you just lock onto Facebook just see a photo of someone who's been catfished
25:23Naveel anything to add it's almost like billionaires don't care about people
25:34I I have a restaurant policy when it comes to these things right so what is advice for you if
25:40you go to a Nigerian restaurant or a Chinese restaurant or a Thai restaurant and there's no Nigerians no Chinese
25:45no Thai eating in there don't eat there so it's the same thing with these websites the owner of TikTok
25:50doesn't let his children on TikTok the fuck are you doing on TikTok
25:59while we're talking social media the thumbs up emoji was voted this week as Britain's least favorite message icon
26:05people said it's blunt lazy and rude tell me about it
26:15I don't think you should be allowed to do it in real life either
26:18good question what's everyone's most used most used emoji I'm less of an emoji person I'm a I'm a chronic
26:25voice noter
26:26I know which which is my mighty isn't it some people are like love I think voice noting is a
26:32is a superior form of communication as to the humble text
26:36um well not just call
26:38this is true
26:40this is true you raise a very good point but also my husband's like on at me uh often that
26:46um my elongated um bath you know sort of bambling voice notes are a little self-indulgent so
26:54how long is your longest voice note I got one of eight minutes the other day oh yeah I'm not
26:59that bad I mean I think I genuinely like generally keep it around three minutes longest
27:04oh okay I think that's all right yeah that's all right my favorite emoji is uh that that that guy
27:10you know the big wide mouth guy
27:17you know the big wide mouth guy
27:19you know you know the one if
27:21he's got a big wide mouth and he looks shocked
27:24oh yeah okay yeah do you know what I mean yeah that guy
27:29I'll tell you what if we I know like we've been going down on social media and technology but if
27:34someone can please make that into a sticker
27:38you know what I mean like when there's an awkward situation
27:41that guy
27:42uh oh the teeth one
27:43that guy yeah
27:44oh the teeth one
27:45what did you show your teeth in
27:50uh meanwhile Argos has ignited a debate this week after releasing a wooden influencer kit aimed at toddlers
27:57uh we've got one here it's for ages three and above I'm gonna set it up for you
28:01there's a little tripod
28:02uh it comes with a ring light
28:04uh it comes with a phone
28:07uh and a camera
28:09and uh I guess that's like a little mini uh tablet of some sort
28:13oh and a microphone and a little microphone
28:15what do we think
28:16I think the audience seemed horrified
28:19I mean where did like I don't
28:21I don't like that but like where does it
28:23where does it stop like my first only fans kit
28:26I mean
28:28oh
28:29oh
28:32nah
28:33uh the kit also comes with this adorable private plane
28:37uh to get you out of Dubai
28:43and look we've decided to jump on board and make our own children's toy uh for kids who want to
28:47grow up to be on the last leg
28:48yeah so we've we've made us so we've got we've got our very own me and Josh made our very
28:52own uh Josh and Alex kits
28:54so here we go so I'm uh demonstrating this is this is to be your own very own Josh Widdicombe
28:59we've got the hair
29:00we've got the glasses
29:04we've got the glasses
29:04we've got the podcast mic
29:09and we've got oh
29:10why have we got the nail clippers in it just for
29:12well because I've got so many nails on my feet
29:14oh alright and yeah yeah yeah cool sure
29:16and yeah and your nails you you've got Josh's model in the Alex
29:19this is the Alex one so I've got the hair
29:20yeah and then I've got the uh the mittens
29:23yeah there you go you've got the little Alex Brooker hands
29:27I'll tell you what
29:28you wear them at Disney you get to the front of the queue
29:32and then look look at this your very own slide on prosthetic leg
29:45yeah I um I'm gonna be honest I think I took it in a slightly different direction uh I've got
29:50my first my first bone saw
29:54uh and then I've got some strawberry flavoured anaesthetic
29:58and a shitload of bandages
29:59all in a little kit called uh
30:01the last leg amputation kit so
30:03um
30:05yeah
30:10kids at home send in your videos
30:11let us know how you got on
30:14uh and look
30:15let's do a bit of royal news now the Sun this week
30:17said that the Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson
30:19once met with an American production company
30:20to discuss taking part in a TV reality show
30:23in which she would create
30:25clones of Queen Elizabeth's
30:26corgis
30:27I was worried that if she'd have taken it on
30:30it would have gone well then the idea would have been
30:33to clone Andrew
30:35and then the clone would go to prison
30:38oh that's clever
30:39do the jail time for him
30:40what if that went wrong
30:41and she mistakenly cloned a hundred Andrews
30:44that's the worst scenario
30:45god yeah what would you rather fight
30:47like an Andrew made up of a hundred
30:49like a massive hundred Andrew sized Andrew
30:51or a hundred little Andrews
30:52are we stoned?
30:54I think so
30:56I think that hairspray was too bad
30:58this did give Josh and Alex an idea for a game though
31:00oh yes
31:00it did
31:01now
31:03cloning corgis
31:04we were discussing this earlier this week
31:05and we said
31:06the point
31:07is
31:07there's no point cloning a corgi
31:09because you can't tell them apart
31:10all corgis look the same
31:11yeah
31:11and I'm telling you now
31:12if I had a pound for every time someone has said to me
31:14I can tell any corgis apart easily
31:16I'd have about two pound 36
31:18by now
31:18so we are going to put this to a test
31:21in a game
31:21we are calling
31:24corgi eyes
31:27I can't believe my corgi eyes
31:36yes
31:37welcome
31:38to our brand new game show
31:40no
31:41I can't believe
31:42my corgis
31:44so this is a game the queen herself used to regularly play in a drawing room right
31:49in a moment my dear friend Alex Brooker over there
31:52yeah
31:53and I are going to unveil nine pictures of corgis
31:56okay
31:57but eight of them are the same corgi
32:01and one is a different corgi
32:03only
32:04how do you find the different corgi
32:06basically all you have to do is use the power of your own corgi eyes
32:10and tell us which is your one out
32:12but before we start I want to let you know this isn't just a silly game
32:15because we have a very important special prize on offer for you
32:20this prize is worth winning if you don't live in a flat or have allergies
32:24right
32:25let's uncover the corgis
32:27okay so
32:28there's corgi
32:31corgi
32:43corgi
32:45corgi
32:45corgi
32:46corgi
32:47corgi
32:55corgi
32:57what do you think in the audience
32:58what do you think in the audience
32:59not the woo
33:02which corgi are you going for
33:03what are you going for
33:05she's the real one
33:06she's the real one
33:08she's the real one
33:08so what do you think guys
33:09i think we think
33:10well i'm thinking that she's the real one
33:12um simply because all the rest of them
33:14no they're all real corgis
33:15they're all real corgi
33:16none of them are AI
33:17this isn't corg AI
33:19ha ha ha ha ha
33:20yes
33:22yes
33:22yes
33:24we're done
33:27ha ha ha
33:28ha ha
33:28so corg C is the
33:31is the not the real one
33:33the uncloned one
33:34the uncloned one
33:35do you agree with that Nabil
33:36i'm not sure about that
33:38like there's something about corgi that makes me
33:40it looks like it has some kind of substance habit
33:42but that's like
33:44yeah
33:44you had some of that air spray weird
33:46okay so which are you going to lock in your answer
33:48C Charlotte
33:49i'm going to go for C
33:50Nabil
33:54what's that sound
33:55trying to see what i can recognize
33:58yay
34:00it's like
34:01whoo-hoo
34:01we all caught that sort of thing in this gang
34:03oh we are
34:04we probably need an answer
34:05yeah
34:05i think that
34:07er
34:08corgi
34:09corgi
34:10you think corgi
34:11and charlotte you said
34:12corg
34:12corg C
34:13yeah
34:13corg C
34:15oh well i can tell you
34:17he was a good try
34:18but it's not right
34:19your eyes have deceived you
34:20you failed to spot the old corgi out
34:22and i can't believe you got it wrong
34:24it's corg D
34:26awww
34:26awww
34:27sorry
34:27you could have
34:28you could have won
34:29you could have won the special prize
34:31well let's see what you could have won
34:32let's bring it out
34:33oh gosh
34:36oh
34:36oh
34:41hello
34:46oh
34:47is it trained to bark on, certain words
34:51yeah they're certain words
34:52yeah he's um
34:53he's a little bit against a, certain uh
34:55American president
34:58Does it work?
34:59If I say Donald Trump
35:01Trump
35:03Alright, we'll have more last week for you after the break
35:10as we meet England's deaf women's futsal team
35:12and celebrate their massive victory
35:13We'll see you in a little bit
35:27Welcome back to Last Leg
35:28We're John Marshall at church and Nabeel Abdul-Rashid
35:30In disability news now
35:32A woman by the name of Becky Coleman
35:34is hoping to become the first wheelchair user
35:36to row the Oxford and Cambridge boat race course in April
35:39She's here with us tonight
35:40So would you please welcome Becky Coleman
35:52Now, Becky, let's first say
35:54you're wearing a mask
35:54because you really don't want to catch anything
35:56before the race, is that right?
35:57Yeah, I've got to stay good for next week
35:59So, yeah
36:00Awesome work
36:01So when did you start rowing?
36:03So I started rowing just under a year ago
36:05a couple of days before the Oxford and Cambridge boat race
36:08actually, last April
36:09Right, and what changes have to be made to the boat?
36:12Yeah, so I row with a fixed seat
36:14so I just row with my arms
36:16and I also have stabilisers on the boat as well
36:18to add a bit of extra stability
36:20And you're the first person to do this
36:22so what's the plan for the future?
36:24Possibly maybe do the head of the Charles in America
36:27at some point
36:28So I know we've had a bit of a dig at the US this evening
36:31but maybe, still welcome
36:34Yeah, possibly that
36:35and maybe write a book at some point as well
36:37kind of my experience with sepsis
36:39that I had a few years ago
36:40So, yeah
36:40And so, and like looking into your bio
36:42you were also an elite triathlete
36:44and a top 40 wheelchair tennis player
36:46so can you stop making the rest of us look bad?
36:56We do have a little gift for you
36:59We've got a little hands in a boat
37:02Hands was our little Paralympic mascot
37:09There you go
37:09No worries
37:11Good luck
37:12Give us a wave
37:13We'll take hands with you
37:14Good luck, Becky
37:21Glenn said
37:22Is it okay that the women's England's deaf footballers are champions?
37:26Oh yes, it fucking is
37:27Yes, England won the European Deaf Futsal Championship
37:30after their 2-0 win against Poland
37:33in the final over the weekend
37:34Here are some of the highlights
37:37This is the first goal from Lucinda Lawson
37:41Great finish
37:42Great finish
37:43Here are the scenes at the final whistle
37:49And here's the trophy left
37:56We are very excited to have them in the studio
37:58and they're just as excited to be here
38:00so put your hands in the air
38:01like you really care for the European champions
38:03the England Deaf Women's Futsal Team
38:32So congratulations to you all
38:34Zara, the captain
38:35Where's Zara?
38:36Zara, what changes are made to the rules of your game?
38:40Yeah, so it's an indoor five-a-side football style
38:44Obviously that's the format
38:45without the walls
38:46We play on a hard surface with a heavier ball
38:48So it's a little bit different than football
38:51because we play indoors
38:52But in terms of the deaf Futsal game
38:54we obviously play without our hearing devices
38:57so everyone's on a level playing field
38:59and the referees are supposed to use flags instead of whistles
39:02It doesn't always work out that way
39:04especially when you see a referee blowing a whistle
39:06and everyone's still running
39:11So Kate, what are the challenges of playing deaf Futsal?
39:14Well, we can't hear
39:15There's the first
39:24That's the start
39:25I think there's lots of different things that sort of play a part
39:29So you've constantly got to be aware of every single little thing around you
39:34all the time
39:35because as Zara said
39:36sometimes you keep running
39:37someone else has stopped
39:38and you end up clattering into each other sometimes
39:42So on the court that's one thing
39:45and then off the court
39:46we've actually got
39:48we've all got full-time jobs
39:50and then you've got Ellie with a full-time job
39:53and she's also her mum
39:54and Forrest came out to support us as well
39:56so there's lots of different challenges
39:58And Maisie
40:00how do you communicate with each other?
40:02Yeah, so when we get each other's attention
40:04we use BSL
40:04so every country will have their own sort of sign language
40:07but to be honest
40:08the hardest part is actually getting the person's attention in the first place
40:12I think some people can pick up a bit of sounds
40:14you can yell at them and they will hear you
40:16most of us it's frantic waving of hands
40:18trying to get people's attention
40:19or if you're Ellie Betteridge
40:20you like to jump up and down and stomp your feet
40:22and still not get the person's attention
40:24Yeah
40:25And Sophie
40:27you're 16
40:2817
40:2817, pardon me
40:31So were you calling home regularly?
40:34No
40:37To be fair, I'd probably call my friend
40:39more than I'd actually call my own mum
40:40which
40:41I'm sorry mum
40:42but
40:44my friend's more important there
40:47Wow
40:47and look
40:49we want to end the show by singing
40:51Football's Coming Home
40:52or Futsal's Coming Home
40:53but we also want to sign it while we do it
40:55so Lucinda
40:56can you show us how to sign
40:57It's Coming Home
40:58Futsal's Coming Home
41:05It's Coming Home
41:07Does it have to be the right hand?
41:09So let's try
41:11It's coming home
41:12It's coming home
41:14It's coming
41:15Futsal's coming home
41:18It's a very small house I've got here
41:22It's a bungalow
41:28We're going to try and learn that over the break
41:30and put those skills to use
41:31at the end of the show
41:33We'll hold a sing-along
41:34and a sign-along
41:35for the England Deaf Women's Futsal Team
41:38It's coming home
41:39It's coming home
41:41It's coming
41:43Futsal's coming home
41:44So I think we've got it
41:45We'll see you in a little bit
42:00Welcome back to Last Leg
42:02We're John MacSarlat Church
42:03and Nabil Abdul Rashid
42:05We're going to recap some news
42:06you might have missed this week
42:07Sharks swimming in the Bahamas
42:09have been found to have traces of cocaine
42:11in their blood
42:13Yeah
42:14Because sharks aren't cocky enough
42:17Although I reckon it would be easier
42:19to get away from a shark
42:20if before they bit you
42:20they had to tell you about crypto
42:24I imagine them so off their nut
42:26that in the water
42:27they're doing the Jaws music themselves
42:31We're going to need a bigger mirror
42:33Why has my thing gone smaller?
42:36I think that would be called
42:37the grinding Jaws music
42:39Along with the great white powder
42:41sharks were also found
42:42to have had caffeine in their system
42:44I know
42:45I don't know if you've ever seen
42:46an over-caffeinated shark
42:47who's also taking cocaine
42:48It's pretty much the same vibe
42:50as an estate agent's Christmas party
42:54Meanwhile a former Tory MP
42:55named Crispin Blunt
42:56was revealed this week
42:58to have been in possession
42:58of crystal meth
43:00Police also found cannabis
43:01presumably for a joint
43:02or as it's now known on the street
43:04a Crispin Blunt
43:06He represented himself in court
43:09which is never a good sign
43:10and said that he hosted
43:11drug-fuelled chemsex parties
43:13at his house
43:14in order to help inform
43:16government policy
43:17No, he didn't
43:18What?
43:20Are my days?
43:22A man of the people
43:23What?
43:25What?
43:26What?
43:28That's crazy
43:30Do you know what?
43:31I was up to 3am last night
43:33working on policy
43:35I think he might enjoy prison
43:37By the way, Crispin Blunt
43:38Working on prison policy
43:41Crispin Blunt
43:41lost the party whip
43:42in 2023
43:43and the party handcuffs
43:44a year later
43:47Animal story tonight
43:48A squirrel
43:48was caught on film
43:49in London this week
43:50handling a vape
43:51in Brixton
43:56Here is
43:57Here is the startling footage
44:03There it is
44:04Squirrel with a vape
44:06I know
44:07Somewhere in the Caribbean
44:07there's a shark on cocaine
44:09going
44:09Soft cock
44:13And finally
44:14Ipswich Town Football Club
44:15were forced to release
44:16a statement this week
44:17after reform leader
44:17Nigel Farage
44:18Ooh
44:23I couldn't help it
44:25Fuck that guy
44:26Fuck that guy
44:27I know
44:28You hated
44:28I fucking
44:32Huge Norwich fan
44:35Nigel Farage posted
44:36these promotional photos
44:37of himself
44:37on a tour of the stadium
44:39with the phrase
44:39I've never been too bad
44:40on the right wing
44:41Fuck off
44:42Sorry
44:43The club pointed out
44:44it wasn't an official visit
44:45and that they do not
44:46support any political viewpoint
44:49Just reflect how embarrassed
44:50the Ipswich fans
44:52are so embarrassed
44:54Even more so
44:55than Arsenal fans
44:56and Bin Laden
44:56supported us
45:01Ipswich's rivals Norwich
45:02hit back with this cheeky post
45:03saying
45:04Book a stadium tour
45:05of Carrow Road
45:05Terms and conditions
45:06will most definitely apply
45:09Alright we're about to end
45:10the show by celebrating
45:11the England women's
45:12deaf futsal team
45:13winning the European
45:13Championships
45:14but before we do
45:15would you please
45:15thank our guests
45:16Charlotte Church
45:20and Nabeel Abdul-Rushin
45:24and my co-host
45:25Josh Whittaker
45:30we'll be back next week
45:31with comedian Josh Pugh
45:32TV legend Lorraine Kelly
45:34and online sensation
45:35Steve Bracknell
45:35but right now
45:36it's time to celebrate
45:37the England women's
45:38and I'm
45:38yeah do you know what
45:39I'm going to put these on as well
45:41the England women's
45:42deaf futsal team
45:42who last weekend
45:44won the European Championship
45:50hit the music
45:54it's coming home
45:57it's coming home
45:58it's coming
46:00futsal's coming home
46:02it's coming home
46:04it's coming home
46:06it's coming
46:07futsal's coming home
46:10there we go
46:11everyone seems to know
46:15the score
46:16we've heard it all before
46:19but not them
46:21they were sure
46:23that England would just
46:27blow them away
46:28with a brilliant display
46:30show them all how to play
46:32cause they remembered
46:34three lines on a shirt
46:38everybody cheering
46:40it takes twice the work
46:44to win
46:46without your hearing
46:59it's coming home
47:02it's coming home
47:04it's coming
47:05futsal's coming home
47:15thanks for watching
47:16the last leg
47:17my name's Adam Hills
47:18we'll see you next week
47:19for the next leg
47:20we'll see you next week
47:30we'll see you next week
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