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00:38Salute a magpie, secure your mirrors and knock on your wooden leg.
00:41It's Friday the 13th, we're live, and it's time for the last leg.
00:47Tonight on the show, America and Iran trade shots.
00:50We crack open a cold one at the Winter Paralympics.
00:53And our banknotes get a refreshing spritz.
00:57Plus, we'll be joined by comedians Richard Ayoade and Michelle Wolfe on the show that
01:02always laps up the news.
01:12G'day.
01:15Hi, I'm Adam Hill.
01:17Welcome to the last leg of the show that saw this photo released today of Andrew Epstein
01:21and Mandelson and thought, that's the hardest game of shag, marry, kill ever.
01:26As always, it's the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and the man who thought the
01:29Strait of Hormuz was the Middle Eastern equivalent of Queer Eye, Alex Broca.
01:39Loads to get through tonight, loads to get through, but before we do, every now and then,
01:43okay, so something happens before the show, and it happened tonight, and it always happens.
01:46When Josh and Alex come out here, I introduce them to the audience, and we always do a little
01:50bit of a fist bump.
01:51Yeah, or shake hands or whatever.
01:52And last week, we did, Josh and I did the, because we're cool middle-class, middle-aged
01:57men, aren't we?
01:58And then we got to Alex and did the fist bump, and I did, and I went, oh, you can't
02:03do it.
02:04No, no, no, I don't. I mean, mainly because, like, I am 41. Not a jock in High School Musical,
02:12but no, I can't believe, but you've been doing that to me for so long.
02:17Yeah.
02:18For so long you've been doing it, and you've only, you've only just noticed, like, you've
02:21only just noticed you're the only one that climaxes.
02:24You're such an unattentive.
02:26But no, I don't, I do kind of, I kind of, I pay, I do a little bit, it's not
02:31really an
02:32explosion, is it? It's more just a little sprinkle of, like, napalm, which is also what
02:38my Scottish mates call me, but.
02:40I mean, it all, to be honest, I mean, yeah, I felt really bad about this. I felt really
02:46bad about this.
02:46But then, look, you did feel bad, and I felt bad that you felt bad, because on the plus
02:50side, like, if you did it to Josh, and went, poof, and then you came up to me and went,
02:54eww.
02:56Fuck that.
02:58Imagine if I did that to Josh, I went, poof, and then I looked to you and went, oh, the
03:01explosion's already happened.
03:05So, I felt, so, I've had something made up for you, it's a little present here, I've
03:10had a fist made up, that when you give me a fist bump, a little explosion will happen.
03:16So, can you, all right, you ready?
03:18Okay, I hope this is going to work, ready?
03:20One, two, three.
03:21Whoa!
03:24We made the explosion.
03:29It doesn't stop.
03:31You look like you've wanked off a troll now.
03:35But, am I allowed to keep this?
03:36Yeah.
03:37I'm going to have a good, bad after this show.
03:43All right.
03:46Look, we are live, as Penny Mordaunt found out last week.
03:52So, you can send any questions you want to ask us about the news.
03:55Instagram, the hashtags, is it okay?
03:57WhatsApp, the number's 07956175908.
04:00You can scan the QR code on your screen.
04:02For example, is it okay that the Bank of England is going to replace historical figures with images
04:07of U.K. wildlife on its next series of banknotes, and it's going to let the public choose which animals?
04:14No!
04:15Because if I know the British public, those animals will be Peppa Pig, Gromit, and a fox eating a nappy
04:20out of a bin.
04:22Before you know it, all paper money will be called Notey McNoteface.
04:26So, they've gone for animals, haven't they?
04:29That's what they're going to put on.
04:30Is it basically because they're worried now with people, you don't know who's going to get cancelled anymore in the
04:35future?
04:35So, they think they're safe going with animals, but you wait until they find out that there's a squirrel named
04:41in the Epstein files.
04:45Nigel Farage spoke out about that this week, and a lot of people have, blaming Wokery or PC gone mad,
04:50but the truth is, there was a public consultation.
04:5360% of people chose wildlife, and Nigel Farage should know, you have to respect the will of the people.
04:59Lib Dem leader Ed Davey was also up in arms, although his message seemed more accidentally comedic.
05:05Winston Churchill helped save our country and the whole of Europe from fascism.
05:11He deserves better than being replaced by a badger.
05:20Guys, the next bit is, replace him with two badgers.
05:24In a long coat, like they're going to the cinema.
05:28Look, it's not like Winston Churchill's being erased from history.
05:31He's still remembered by the war rooms, the statue in Parliament Square, the dog in the adverts.
05:38Look, we thought we'd do something different tonight.
05:40We've got a comedian and illustrator of the best-selling Adam Kay books, Henry Packer here, and he's going to
05:45draw a banknote throughout the show tonight.
05:49Henry, thank you so much for being here.
05:50Absolute pleasure.
05:51Can we start, though, with my suggestion, a quick illustration of a fox eating a nappy out of a bin?
05:57OK. A fox eating a nappy out of a bin? OK. Let's do it.
06:03So, start with the nose. This is a classic UK fox.
06:07Yep.
06:09OK, so that's the gob.
06:11Oh, this has changed into a very different show, hasn't it?
06:14The triangular ears, the key feature.
06:17Well, that is a good fox, isn't it?
06:19And the nappy.
06:19Yep.
06:20So, it's out of a bin. Right, so, as an illustrator, we tend to go for the old-school bins.
06:25It's the, um...
06:28Oh, lovely. Yeah, I'll put it on there.
06:30It's a classic, yeah.
06:32So, a soiled nappy?
06:34Yeah, of course.
06:36Who throws out a clean nappy?
06:39Fair do. Level of soiling?
06:41Oh, no.
06:45Oh, Brooker on a Saturday morning.
06:48Brooker on a Saturday night, OK.
06:50OK, so that's a really, really deeply heavy soil.
06:53Yeah, perfect, lovely.
06:54There's some dripping going down the side of the bin.
06:55OK, um...
06:56Right, so the fox...
06:58OK, oh, yes, for the fox, um...
07:00Do you want it on a stepladder?
07:02To be, um...
07:04To be able to reach the...
07:05Or high heels, that's the choice.
07:07Well, can it be both?
07:09I've never done that before, but let's try it, yeah.
07:11So, the front legs are on a stepladder.
07:14Yeah.
07:14Imagine people just tuning in, thinking,
07:16Alex Brooker's got better, ain't he?
07:20OK, we've got the classic tail, obviously.
07:23Yep, lovely.
07:23And the rear legs in a nice pair of, um...
07:29Nice, quite sexy...
07:30Oh, lovely, yep.
07:32Sexy high heels.
07:34And, um...
07:35Just as an illustrator, I'm legally bound, if I draw a bin,
07:38to draw a, uh...
07:39fish skeleton...
07:41sticking out of it, and a banana skin in the foreground.
07:44Also, here's just some shit UK weather.
07:49And, um...
07:50Yeah.
07:51There you go.
07:53That's...
07:53I mean, for me, that's the fiver.
07:55Oh, right.
08:02Throughout the show, Henry's gonna be creating a pound note
08:05based on, uh, whatever we talk about in the show, basically.
08:08Yep.
08:08Whatever comes up, it's gonna go on the note.
08:10Um...
08:10Thank you, Henry.
08:11Alright, let's get into the big story now.
08:13Joe said,
08:13Is it okay that the chaotic war has continued between US, Israel and Iran?
08:17Good luck, Henry.
08:22Uh...
08:22This week, America and Israel continued to take Iran and Lebanon.
08:26Meanwhile, Iran fired missiles at everything in sight.
08:28It kind of feels like Iran right now is basically the kid at school
08:32in a fight who just does this.
08:34To try and take everyone out.
08:36It's really hard to do without hitting the desk.
08:38Um...
08:39Iran are hoping they can cause enough disruption to the world's energy supplies
08:42that they can stop America and Israel from attacking them.
08:45Now, they can do this because 20% of the world's oil and gas supplies
08:49pass through something called the Strait of Hormuz,
08:51which is right below Iran.
08:53Supposed to...
08:53Oh, sorry, Josh.
08:54Isn't that just the start of EastEnders?
08:59Yes.
09:00You know what's interesting?
09:01As the bombs fell last week, they went...
09:02BOOM! BOOM!
09:05Oh, yes!
09:11APPLAUSE
09:11So, what I found out this week is basically,
09:13so, for the ships, the ships that are getting through...
09:16Yep.
09:16Basically, the way they're getting through to avoid being hit by Iranian missiles,
09:20what they're saying is, is that they're saying they're from China.
09:23Right.
09:23So, basically, it's like, it's the right for them to pretend to be Chinese,
09:26but, Josh, you did it once when we went out for that meal,
09:28and we got...
09:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:29Don't draw that!
09:31LAUGHTER
09:34It's kind of mad to go to war with someone who controls something you need to survive.
09:38That's like starting an argument with the anaesthetist right before an operation.
09:41And I still regret it.
09:44Honey went in for an ingranto now.
09:47LAUGHTER
09:47Well, to be fair, you haven't got one now.
09:50LAUGHTER
09:54Petrol prices in America have jumped 20% since the start of the war.
09:58Donald Trump is clearly spooked.
10:00Watch this enlightening clip.
10:01The President subtly deflecting the blame for attacking Iran
10:04while throwing his mates under a bus that's now 20% more expensive to refuel.
10:08LAUGHTER
10:09In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and Pete and others were telling me,
10:16Marko was so involved that I thought that they were going to attack us.
10:22It's...
10:22It sounds like so playground, doesn't it?
10:25Like he started a war based on gossip.
10:28It's like, yes, Jared's gone up to him and gone,
10:29by the way, Donald, um, the Isle of Toller reckons he can have you.
10:33LAUGHTER
10:33Also, he says you drive a girl... you ride a girl's bike.
10:36LAUGHTER
10:37Yeah, I mean, World War I may have started with the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
10:40World War III might start because of Jared Stephen Peat.
10:44LAUGHTER
10:46There's three guys in your chat group whose videos you don't want to open at work.
10:49LAUGHTER
10:49Or they're the three presenters of the Australian Last League.
10:53LAUGHTER
10:53And you're still bitter about them getting the job on you.
10:56LAUGHTER
10:56I, when I heard this clip, I heard something different to everyone else.
10:59Yep.
10:59I think he's blaming the war on former Liverpool captain Stephen Gerrard.
11:05LAUGHTER
11:05Look, watch again.
11:06OK.
11:06I've watched it quite a lot today.
11:08Yep.
11:08My opinion, based on what...
11:11Steve and Jared...
11:13LAUGHTER
11:18I'm just saying it.
11:20Do you know what?
11:20Jamie Carragher was in his ear.
11:22LAUGHTER
11:24Stefan Honsho was giving him all that.
11:27LAUGHTER
11:28The war of memes continued this week.
11:30The White House released this truly tasteless video
11:32that made the war look like a game on Nintendo Wii.
11:35Oh, I mean...
12:05It's appalling, right?
12:06And it's not accurate, because if it was,
12:08he would have let go of the bowling ball
12:09and hit the school next door.
12:12Iran have hit back, actually,
12:13with one that's depicted in Mario Kart,
12:16but obviously Princess Peach isn't allowed to drive.
12:19Iran did actually hit back
12:20with their own homemade Lego video.
12:22This is... I'm not making this up.
12:24This is what they put out.
12:25This explains why they think Donald Trump started the war.
12:41They are totally winning.
12:44The UK are also planning a video of their own,
12:46but it's going to take four years
12:47for Aardman Studios to make it out of clay.
12:51But it is going to be the best one.
12:53Oh, mate, can't wait for Wallace and Gromit the wrong targets.
13:00So everyone's asking,
13:01what's the end game for Donald Trump?
13:02What are they hoping to achieve out of all of this?
13:04This is the thing, though.
13:05Any time in history, when you go into the Middle East,
13:08like when there's a war in...
13:09These wars are not over quickly.
13:11Yeah.
13:11No one ever goes into the Middle East for a quick one.
13:14It's like a beer garden.
13:17Like, Middle East, it's like a beer garden.
13:18You know, you go in there, you say you're everyone...
13:20It escalates.
13:21Always escalates.
13:22And before you know it, someone's like,
13:23shots?
13:25Jager bombs?
13:27Yeah?
13:29Was there in a third?
13:31No.
13:33I'll be honest with you,
13:34it was a little bit sunny earlier,
13:36and I was just thinking about beer gardens.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Before you know it,
13:39the Strait of Hormuz is backed up.
13:42The U.S. military have reportedly...
13:44The U.S. military have been using an AI model
13:47known as Claude
13:48to speed up the process of choosing targets.
13:51So, what, does it talk to them?
13:53Like when I talk to Chachi EPT?
13:55I'm assuming, yeah.
13:56You think you're bombing the Middle East?
13:58That sounds like an excellent idea.
14:00Do you think it's something?
14:01So, it's...
14:02So, people...
14:03The madness is the U.S. using it.
14:05Yeah.
14:05Using AI to choose military targets.
14:07Yes.
14:08At the same time as people who are using AI
14:10to choose a present for Mother's Day.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Imagine if they got confused
14:14and they just started bath bombing Iran.
14:19Why is the Strait of Hormuz covered in glitter and petals?
14:23How long were you in that beer garden?
14:26I'm in the image of someone going,
14:27Alexa, take out the Ayatollah.
14:29And it's like,
14:30did you say kill the Dalai Lama?
14:32No, Alexa, no, no.
14:33Sorry to everyone at home whose Alexa has just gone off.
14:36And the Dalai Lama.
14:38On Sunday, Iran announced
14:39they had chosen a new Supreme Leader,
14:41Mojtaba Khamenei,
14:42who will be taking over from his late father.
14:44Although, there are now reports
14:45he may have been injured in the attack that killed his father.
14:47Might even be in a coma.
14:49So, we're hoping he doesn't wake up and say,
14:51hello, my name is Mojtaba Khamenei.
14:53You killed my father.
14:54Prepare to die.
14:56He released a statement this week
14:57which prompted the Telegraph to run with the headline,
14:59Mojtaba Khamenei has called for Iranian unity,
15:01but he may not be alive.
15:04This whole war might come down to whether we run out of oil
15:06before they run out of Ayatollahs.
15:08Who do you reckon's next?
15:10They're going to get through them.
15:11I've got an idea.
15:12There's someone who's looking for a new royal title.
15:19He doesn't mind hot places
15:21because he doesn't sweat.
15:24He has to keep moving.
15:25Exactly.
15:27You know his nickname,
15:28the Ayatollah of Partiola.
15:31By the way, it was also revealed this week
15:32the new Ayatollah owns various properties across London.
15:35They're currently available to rent on surface-to-air B&B.
15:38And from Ayatollah to loves a dollar,
15:41Donald Trump has been handing out his favourite brand
15:44of affordable dress shoes to his aides and officials,
15:46and a lot of them are apparently,
15:48reportedly afraid not to wear them in front of him.
15:52Look, there they are putting the bro into brogues.
15:55Has anyone wondered whether this might be like Cinderella?
15:59And Trump has actually danced with a beautiful senator at a party
16:02and he's just trying to find out who wore the shoe
16:06and in fairness, he's already turning into a pumpkin.
16:09I'm looking forward to when he starts handing out his bronzer.
16:14And then goes, can I recommend a barber, guys?
16:18Meanwhile, the defence attaché to the UAE
16:20has made the media this week, mainly because of his name.
16:22This is a lovely image of the sandy-haired military leader
16:25known as Captain Sandy Sandilands.
16:29Which sounds like he's been named by the British public.
16:33The thing with Sandy Sandilands is once you have a bit of him somewhere,
16:36you just can't get rid of him, can you?
16:38Well, we loved the idea of Sandy Sandilands,
16:41and it turns out he's a slight fan of The Last Leg
16:44because we've been in contact and he's on a Zoom chat with us now.
16:48So, hello...
16:49Is he frozen?
16:52Yes, he has frozen.
16:53That's not him, but he has frozen.
16:55Oh, has he?
16:56Sandy Sandilands, are you there?
16:59No, this does not auger well for our military technology.
17:05He might have another call coming in, in fairness to him.
17:08You know when we said Aardman would be looking after the British technology?
17:12It does feel we're going at a slower pace than that.
17:15I'm not going to say I'm worried right now,
17:17but we're trying to connect with a British military officer
17:19in the Middle East, and I just heard in my ear,
17:21he's completely gone.
17:23I think he's fine.
17:24Just to be very clear, this isn't a sketch
17:27we genuinely were trying to get in contact.
17:29It now feels like we're playing a prank.
17:31Yeah.
17:32It turns out he's downloading a movie at the same time
17:34as he's trying to switch it.
17:36Right, let's move on and welcome tonight's guests.
17:38One of them tries not to laugh,
17:39the other one will make a howl.
17:40Please welcome Richard Ayoade and Michelle Wolfe.
17:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:48Welcome, sir, welcome to you both.
17:59All right, Michelle, I'm going to throw it at you.
18:01You're American.
18:01What do you make of all this that's gone on in the Middle East
18:04and Iran and everything, and Donald Trump?
18:06Well, I just...
18:07Everyone says that Trump has dementia,
18:09and I just...
18:10I was wondering if he could get more of it.
18:13Not enough dementia happening in the world?
18:15He does not.
18:15I don't think he has enough.
18:17He seems to really remember who he's angry with.
18:20Yeah.
18:21And now we're at war with Iran,
18:23which could last a very long time.
18:25I mean, these wars are never quick.
18:27This war could go on for so many years
18:29that Trump wouldn't want to have sex with it anymore.
18:32LAUGHTER
18:34LAUGHTER
18:35LAUGHTER
18:36And now we're, you know,
18:38we're supposed to trust our leaders,
18:41and you can't trust Trump with anything.
18:43You can't trust him with ordering an appetizer
18:45or picking the music or...
18:49What fruit is ripe?
18:51You can't trust him.
18:52LAUGHTER
18:52Hey, does that taste good?
18:54Hey, does this look good?
18:55You couldn't trust him with real estate
18:57or spray tan or make-up coverage.
19:00And now he's sitting next to the nuclear codes,
19:04and I think the only thing more alarming
19:06is if you went to your secondary school
19:08and Andrew was there.
19:10LAUGHTER
19:10And the whole world's being affected, obviously.
19:13Petrol, people are stocking up on petrol.
19:14Richard, are you stockpiling anything?
19:17I mean, I'd be looking to, uh, stockpile cravats.
19:21LAUGHTER
19:22Because, you know, I want to remain sport.
19:25It's very...
19:25It's hard enough to get a good dry cleaner in peacetime.
19:28LAUGHTER
19:29So...
19:29And these things, they're delicate.
19:31They're very delicate.
19:32You can hand wash them, but they'll fade.
19:35LAUGHTER
19:36You know, I need to maintain standards.
19:39Someone's got to look like a Columbo villain.
19:42LAUGHTER
19:42After the apocalypse.
19:43Have you ever worn anything, uh, purely because someone gave it to you?
19:47This has been taken from a military dictator.
19:51LAUGHTER
19:51And hopefully I'll be able to travel there immediately
19:53after this joke works itself out.
19:57LAUGHTER
19:58LAUGHTER
19:59LAUGHTER
20:00Now, we didn't get to talk to Sandy Sandiland.
20:03Oh, is he here?
20:03This is a shame.
20:04No, no, no, but you've come up...
20:05You've come up with a game based on his name.
20:07Based on it.
20:07Yeah, in honour of Sandy.
20:09So we were inspired by Sandy Sandiland,
20:12so we came up with our own name,
20:13our own game, which is about nominative determinisms.
20:16So we're, of course, calling it
20:18That Job's My Name.
20:19That Job's My Name.
20:21That Job's My Name.
20:23That Job's My Name.
20:24That Job's My Name.
20:28APPLAUSE
20:35OK, the gameplay is simple.
20:37We're going to show you a job and a name,
20:39and these are real or fake people.
20:42You have to tell us whether this person really does the job.
20:46To lock the answers in, we've given you very simple props.
20:49If you think it's true, put on the Trilby of Truth.
20:51Brooke will show you that.
20:53Yep, there you go.
20:54You basically just...
20:55Hang on a second.
20:55Just put it on like that, really.
20:57Yep.
20:57And if you think it's false, put on the fedora of false.
21:00Sorry, I love that you went,
21:01I might need to explain how to wear a hat.
21:04The fedora of false?
21:05Put that on Hilsie.
21:06Put that on Hilsie.
21:07OK.
21:07There you go.
21:08There's a fedora of false leg over there.
21:10Oh, look at that.
21:11Look at that.
21:13There you go.
21:14How's that?
21:14Blimey, that's the most Australian man I've ever seen in my life.
21:19Now, there is a mystery prize for the winner.
21:21Here's a mystery prize.
21:22Here it is.
21:22There it is.
21:24Let's unveil.
21:25It's not much of a mystery, it's a box.
21:28Let's unveil the first name.
21:31Brooker, read it out.
21:32Is there a urologist called Dr. Dick Chop?
21:39I've seen this urologist.
21:42I can tell you, the answer is...
21:45It's true.
21:45Correct.
21:46Yay.
21:51I feel like that hat looked better on me than I thought it would.
21:53Is the president of the Royal Horticultural Society called Tim Flowers?
22:03I mean, they're taking it more seriously than I thought, Alex.
22:08I've got to say, a lot of these are guesses.
22:10Yeah.
22:10I would also, I feel like there's a guy named Tim Flowers that would love to work with flowers,
22:15but he doesn't.
22:16Wow.
22:17I can tell you, the answer is, it is false.
22:19It is false.
22:20You've got to know that guy again.
22:21But he is called Keith Weed.
22:24Right.
22:25That's also a urologist.
22:29Very much.
22:31It's where my man.
22:31I like the way you made the joke and then flipped the hat.
22:36Next one.
22:38I can't demonstrate that.
22:39Right then.
22:40Is there a man who runs a temp agency called Steve Jobs?
22:46I thought he was dead.
22:49True.
22:52It's false.
22:54But I can tell you, I don't know if you know this, he did used to run a company called
22:58Apple.
22:58Come on, you've heard of it.
23:00Final one.
23:01Come on, Steve Jobs.
23:02Is there another urologist called Dr. Burns Cox?
23:06There it is.
23:08Okay.
23:09Wow.
23:09Dr. Burns Cox.
23:10I want this to be true about how I feel about men a lot of times.
23:14But I think it's false.
23:16Oh, it's to decide.
23:17I put on the wrong hat.
23:18I put on the wrong hat.
23:18Well, hang on.
23:19Wait, I think we...
23:20For the gameplay, do you want to choose a different hat?
23:23They're not both of you, then you...
23:25No!
23:29Well, I can tell you.
23:30The answer is...
23:32I'll go with it.
23:33Correct!
23:34You are our winner!
23:35And you win your prize, which is a special pair of Donald Trump's shoes.
23:41Oh!
23:41But don't worry, Michelle.
23:42You are not the only winner, because everyone gets a shoe.
23:45Here we go.
23:46Go on, Josh.
23:47You get a shoe.
23:48You get a shoe.
23:49Please don't frighten the lady in the wheelchair, Josh.
23:52Please don't throw wheelchairs at the same...
23:54The shoes at the same people.
23:55Keep going.
23:56Here we go.
23:56You get a shoe.
23:57We'll have more last week for you after the break,
23:59as we check out the action of the Winter Paralympics,
24:01and we finally get to talk to Sandy Sanderson,
24:03who I believe...
24:04Sandy Sandilands, who I believe is back on the line.
24:07We'll see you in a little bit.
24:21Welcome back to Last Leg.
24:22We're joined by Michelle Wolfe and Richard Ioharty.
24:25We have got in contact with Sandy Sandilands,
24:30a defence attaché to the UAE.
24:32Come in, Sandy Sandilands.
24:33Yes!
24:34Hey Adam, how are you?
24:38Thank you for joining us.
24:39What has your fame been like this week?
24:42It's been bonkers, mate, honestly.
24:45The reaction to the ex-feed that the embassy put out
24:47has just been crazy.
24:50Seven million views.
24:51You know, I just hope that half of those
24:53actually listened to the message,
24:54but most of them were interested in the name and the location.
24:59So, yeah, I am the Sandy in the Sandy Desert in the UAE.
25:03And Sandy is a nickname,
25:05because it's normal in the army to give people nicknames.
25:08Are there other famous nicknames around you?
25:11I think the one that stands out for me
25:13is a guy called Jock Stirrup,
25:15so Jock Strap,
25:15who was the most senior guy in the military.
25:19And what I quite admire about him
25:20is a lot of guys, when they get senior,
25:21they start, you know, Steve becomes Stephen and all that.
25:24But this guy went right to the very top of the military
25:25and stuck with Jock Strap,
25:27so I like that.
25:29And listen, how do you think Alex Brooker
25:31would go in the military?
25:32Oh, that's interesting, isn't it?
25:34I was watching last week,
25:34and I saw his kind of shower chair,
25:37so we have a unit called the Mobile Bath and Shower Unit,
25:39or we used to have in the Pioneer Corps,
25:41so maybe he could bring his bath chair along to that.
25:43But actually, thinking about it,
25:45if he's going to serve in the military,
25:46then you've got to kind of go through it all
25:48and not bottle it,
25:49and as an Arsenal fan,
25:50I'm not convinced he can do that.
25:55Sorry, Sandy, we're losing you.
25:58Sorry, mate.
25:59Oh, sorry.
25:59It's all right.
26:00I told you it's got my internet again, doesn't it?
26:02It's all right.
26:02All my mates call me Handy Handelands anyway.
26:06Good luck out there.
26:07Thanks very much for joining us.
26:08Sandy Sanderland.
26:10Sandy!
26:15Moving on, Gemma said,
26:16is it OK that Peter Mandelson still has his lordship?
26:19So documents were released this week
26:20that led to questions about due diligence
26:22shown by the Prime Minister
26:23when he appointed Peter Mandelson
26:24as ambassador to the US,
26:26despite Mandelson's friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
26:28Turns out the vetting process
26:29had all the rigour of BBC's iPlayer
26:31when it says,
26:32do you have a TV licence?
26:35I've got away with that one before.
26:38What would have stopped him getting the job?
26:41Being friends with two pedos?
26:42Sorry, it says specifically,
26:45criteria, friends with one pedo or less.
26:48Keir Starmer apologised for the appointment,
26:50but if his vetting process
26:51could be represented by video,
26:52it would be this famous one
26:53of a Tottenham security guard.
26:56Any links to Epstein?
26:58No, go through.
26:59Any links to Epstein?
27:00No, go through.
27:02Any links to Epstein?
27:03No, go through.
27:05Any links to Epstein?
27:07No, yeah, you're right.
27:08Go through.
27:09I absolutely loved your impression there, Hilda.
27:12But, Alex, you said something on the show
27:14a couple of weeks ago
27:14that I think might be true.
27:16Oh.
27:16Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:19Mum, can you record this?
27:20How dare you accuse him of truth.
27:22Could he have appointed...
27:23Get the trilby of truth on, Brooker.
27:26He's possibly appointed Mandelson
27:28to keep Trump on side.
27:29Because, basically, Epstein,
27:31Jeffrey Epstein said, supposedly,
27:33quote,
27:33Donald Trump doesn't have
27:34a decent cell in his body.
27:35Which would suggest
27:36Epstein knew some shit about Trump.
27:38And if Peter Mandelson
27:39was friends with Epstein,
27:40then he probably knew
27:41some shit about Trump, too.
27:43So, maybe, like you said,
27:44send a wrong'un to deal with a wrong'un.
27:46And, honestly, in a couple of weeks,
27:48you're going to be comparing
27:48the war in the Middle East
27:49to going in a beer garden.
27:52Mandelson apparently asked
27:53for just £500,000
27:55when he eventually was sacked,
27:57but settled for £75,000,
27:59which makes him
27:59the worst negotiator ever.
28:01I just want to get out
28:02one tiny pun.
28:04Yeah.
28:05Because we had Sandy Lance.
28:06Yeah.
28:06Is that, uh,
28:07he, instead of Mandelson,
28:09he should be Kid-delson.
28:11It's not a good pun.
28:14The whole time I always thought,
28:16Mandelson, Kid-delson.
28:18Kid-delson, right.
28:19And I've been thinking about it
28:21the whole time you were talking.
28:24I had to get it out of my body.
28:26I'm sorry.
28:28Many people around Mandelson
28:29have said similar things.
28:33That's the whole point.
28:35You set up Richard
28:35and he can dunk.
28:38That was also...
28:40No, sorry.
28:43I love the way
28:45you're also both
28:45mirroring body language
28:47and green trousers together.
28:48We're trying to
28:49out-defensive one another.
28:51How Sandy were his curtains,
28:53by the way?
28:54So Sandy.
28:54He was hamming it up.
28:56That guy.
28:57Baton came with a club act.
28:58He had the tightest three minutes
29:00I've ever seen
29:00from the military now.
29:02I mean,
29:03I've never seen
29:04camouflage work so well.
29:06Yeah.
29:06I mean,
29:06he was basically the curtain.
29:10We actually had him on before,
29:11we just couldn't see it.
29:14Let's jump into
29:14the Winter Paralympics now.
29:16Steve said,
29:16is it OK
29:16that after two fourth places,
29:18Neil Simpson
29:18and his guide Rob Poth
29:20bring home silver?
29:21Yes,
29:21it bloody is for GB.
29:23Here's the medal moment.
29:26Come on,
29:26Neil Simpson.
29:27One last drive
29:29into the finish.
29:29He goes into the lead,
29:31but by how much?
29:324.96 seconds.
29:35Oh,
29:36that was fabulous.
29:3842.52
29:40on that slalom run.
29:46It's right.
29:48It's worth explaining
29:49what's happening there.
29:50Yeah,
29:50so like,
29:51he's being guided,
29:52so the guy in the front,
29:53he's his guide,
29:54so the guy's visually impaired,
29:55Neil Simpson's visually impaired,
29:56so he's being guided,
29:57basically,
29:57by the guy with a Bluetooth headset
29:59on in front of him,
30:00he's basically probably going like,
30:01left a bit,
30:02right,
30:02I mean,
30:02I don't know the exact terminology.
30:04I didn't know you were an expert,
30:05but what does he say
30:07if they want to go to the other side?
30:09Right a bit,
30:09Oh,
30:10bloody hell.
30:11But that is like,
30:12the ultimate trust.
30:14I couldn't trust
30:15any of my mates
30:17to do that.
30:18They'd just be going,
30:19left,
30:19only fucking about,
30:20it's a treat.
30:22Also,
30:22you need to trust your Bluetooth.
30:23You don't want that to drop out
30:24halfway down.
30:26It gets at the bottom,
30:27halfway down the hill,
30:28and you just hear,
30:28bloop, bloop.
30:33Best impression of Spotify
30:34I've ever heard.
30:36Shout out to Nina Sparks,
30:37by the way,
30:38the first British female
30:39para snowboarder,
30:40and also Davey Giv,
30:42the first snow sport
30:43winter paralympian
30:44with motor neurone disease.
30:46Davey said,
30:47was I fastest
30:47down the course today?
30:48Absolutely not,
30:49but my race and battle
30:50is with MND,
30:51and today,
30:52I'm winning that race.
30:53Well done,
30:53well done, Davey.
31:01GB and Australia
31:02currently have
31:03one silver medal each,
31:04but Australia also
31:04have a bronze.
31:06Meanwhile,
31:06the Italian para
31:07ice hockey team
31:08released this brilliant clip
31:09of their training regime.
31:11Now it's time to run,
31:13it's time to run.
31:28It's so interesting
31:34that in Italy,
31:35that's training,
31:36but in Britain,
31:36that's a pip test.
31:40GB's curlers
31:41didn't make it
31:41to the medal podium,
31:42but they did provide us
31:43with some of the best
31:44self-commentary
31:44of the games.
31:47It's right out there,
31:48like.
31:49Mine's good.
31:50Morgan's got the weight,
31:51though, Joe.
31:52How do you feel?
31:53I love the dynamic
31:54between these two.
31:55It feels like,
31:55I feel like a bag of milk.
31:58This is a shame.
32:01We've got those two
32:02on the line now,
32:02so please welcome
32:03Jason Keane
32:04and Joe Butterfield.
32:11No, we don't.
32:13Not again!
32:14Oh, Sandy Sanderlums
32:15is going to pop back up.
32:16Could I have done
32:16this show via Skype,
32:18as well?
32:21To be fair to these guys,
32:23they are at the
32:23Winter Paralympics,
32:24so it's not surprising
32:25they're frozen.
32:26Oh, no, we've got them,
32:27we've got them,
32:28Jason and Joe,
32:28hello!
32:33Alex, you want to
32:34jump straight in
32:34with a question?
32:35Yeah, Jason,
32:36I've just got,
32:36like, main question
32:38is, like,
32:39what do you mean by,
32:39like, how many bags
32:40of milk have you
32:41thrown in your life?
32:43I've never heard
32:44that phrase.
32:45Wait a minute,
32:46I'll just explain.
32:47It's not the curling
32:48stone that's a bag of milk,
32:49it's actually Jason.
32:50It is me.
32:51I am the bag of milk,
32:52because as you can see
32:54from many of the videos,
32:55I am a rather large portion.
32:58So, with my break being high,
33:01so I'm paralysed
33:02from the armpits down,
33:03so whenever I don't
33:05throw it well,
33:06then it comes out
33:08almost like a bag of milk.
33:09So, my coach,
33:11he, like, named it,
33:12and he was like,
33:12keep a hold of your
33:14stabiliser properly,
33:15throw it strong,
33:16he says,
33:16and stop throwing it
33:17like a bag of milk.
33:18So, when I let that stone go,
33:20I was like,
33:21threw it like a bag of milk.
33:22Turned out it was
33:23a pretty good stone,
33:24to be honest.
33:26And, Joe, of course,
33:27you were in Rio as well.
33:28You won gold in Rio
33:30in the summer Paralympics.
33:31How does this one compare?
33:33Well, not quite as good
33:34as that,
33:34since we didn't get gold.
33:35But, you know,
33:37it's a bit different.
33:38The Winter Games
33:39is probably a bit more
33:40of a family.
33:40It's kind of a smaller
33:41group of people,
33:42and they've got a bit
33:43of a culture going on.
33:45But other than that,
33:46it's pretty similar.
33:47And, Jason,
33:48as your first Paralympic Games,
33:49how are you finding it?
33:51It would have been
33:51a hell of a lot better
33:52to get a bit of metal
33:54around the neck.
33:55Like, that was the plan.
33:57But as an experience,
33:58it's absolutely mental.
34:01Like, coming in,
34:02like,
34:02look at this.
34:04Do I look like an athlete?
34:05Next thing you know,
34:06come on,
34:07you're going off
34:07to the Paralympics.
34:08You've managed
34:09to make the grade somehow.
34:10It's been unbelievable.
34:12Like,
34:12it seems a shame
34:13that it's coming to an end,
34:14and it's a shame
34:15that it came
34:16and went a bit early
34:16for a while as well.
34:17And are you aiming
34:18for four years' time now?
34:21Hopefully, yeah.
34:22That's the plan.
34:22Like,
34:23it's pretty special
34:24at the Paralympic Games.
34:25We don't normally
34:25get to compete
34:26in front of a crowd,
34:27and the noise in the arena
34:28at the curling stadium
34:29there was insane.
34:31The Italians
34:31have done a good job.
34:32So,
34:33to come back
34:33four years' time
34:34is critical.
34:35Excellent.
34:35Well,
34:35get out there,
34:36get training,
34:36and maybe next time
34:37you'll throw out
34:37like a semi-skimmed
34:38bag of milk.
34:40Let's take Jason and Joe!
34:41Just like a bottle of milk
34:43will do,
34:43because if he starts solid.
34:47Round of applause
34:47for Jason and Joe.
34:49Enjoy the rest
34:49of your time there.
34:52We'll have more
34:53last week for you
34:53after the break
34:54as we unveil
34:54this week's mystery guest.
34:55We'll see you
34:56in a little bit.
35:10Welcome back to
35:10Last Legs.
35:11We're joined by
35:12Michelle Wolfe
35:12and Richard Aoiwati.
35:13Michelle,
35:14of course,
35:14you're off on tour
35:15this summer.
35:15Yes.
35:16The name of the tour?
35:17Best job in the world.
35:18Best job in the world.
35:19Oh my God,
35:20I had so much hair.
35:21Oh.
35:22That was before
35:23I had a baby.
35:24I had so much hair.
35:25Look at this.
35:26I look like
35:27a little boy.
35:29Get Peter Mandelson
35:30away from me.
35:34And it's just
35:35occurred to me
35:35you didn't end up
35:36being a wolf.
35:38Yes.
35:38So in terms
35:39of nominative determinism.
35:41No.
35:41I mean,
35:41how disappointing
35:42is that?
35:43Yeah.
35:43I could have been
35:44a wolf
35:44and I'm
35:45a little boy
35:46instead.
35:48It's good for
35:48Peter Mandelson,
35:49but...
35:49Well,
35:50but if you were
35:51together with
35:51Peter Mandelson,
35:52you'd be
35:52Peter and the Wolf,
35:53so...
35:54Oh!
35:55God!
35:56In...
35:58That might be
35:59my favourite joke
36:00that's...
36:00Everyone was so
36:01impressed they
36:01didn't laugh.
36:03Get your own
36:04out.
36:05In medical news
36:06this week,
36:06a surgeon in
36:08London has
36:08performed the
36:08UK's first
36:09long-distance
36:10robotic operation
36:11on a patient
36:12who was 1,500
36:13miles away
36:13in Gibraltar.
36:14Here are some
36:15graphic footage
36:16of the operation.
36:17A historic
36:19moment,
36:202,400
36:22kilometres
36:23away.
36:24Unbelievable.
36:26We used
36:27a robot
36:28and a very
36:29specialised
36:29connection
36:30between
36:31London
36:32to Gibraltar.
36:34Didn't fail
36:35at all.
36:36The time
36:37delay
36:37between the
36:38two sides,
36:4060
36:40milliseconds.
36:42We need
36:43to get
36:43him on
36:44this
36:44Wi-Fi.
36:47For
36:48our
36:48Zoom.
36:49Tell you
36:50what,
36:50bet you he's
36:51great on
36:51them grabber
36:52machines in
36:52the arcade.
36:54Just got a house
36:55full of the
36:55boo-boos.
36:57It's impressive,
36:58but if you
36:58are the
36:58patient and
36:59they go,
37:00we're going
37:01to try a
37:01historic thing
37:02on you,
37:02I'd go,
37:03no.
37:04I want my
37:05operation to
37:06be done.
37:07Yeah,
37:08you can do it.
37:08I don't want
37:09you to do it,
37:09though.
37:10The patient
37:10described it
37:11as a no-brainer.
37:12Which is ironic
37:13because it was
37:13a prostate removal.
37:16That's not a
37:16joke.
37:16Oh, yeah?
37:17They have,
37:18they're doing
37:19robotic prostate
37:20removals.
37:21I just want
37:21them to do
37:22one thing
37:22for women's
37:23health.
37:24Just one
37:24thing,
37:25like a
37:25better tampon
37:26or to act
37:29like endometriosis.
37:34Diagnose
37:34women correctly.
37:35Tell them,
37:36don't be like,
37:37you're just
37:37whiny.
37:38No,
37:38it's a real,
37:39there's fibroids
37:41filling my body.
37:42We can't get
37:43the robots
37:43to do that.
37:47It is appropriate
37:48that it was a
37:49prostate removal
37:49because Gibraltar
37:51is very much
37:51the prostate of
37:52Spain.
37:53Well,
37:54no,
37:54by that,
37:54I mean,
37:54it's hidden
37:55away at the
37:55bottom.
37:56No one
37:56knows why
37:56it's there,
37:57but it's
37:57a lot of
37:57fun to
37:58visit on
37:58holiday.
38:02In AI news,
38:04a woman from
38:04Florida asked
38:05her chat GPT
38:06this week to
38:07suggest a
38:07place to
38:08live based
38:09on amenities
38:10that she put
38:10in that she
38:11was looking
38:11for.
38:11She's now
38:12planning to
38:12move to
38:12Torquay in
38:13Devon.
38:14Yes.
38:14Because that's
38:15where it told
38:16her to go.
38:16Rightly so.
38:18AI has finally
38:18reached peak
38:19intelligence.
38:21I love this.
38:22This Florida
38:23woman is going
38:23to go there
38:24and she's
38:24going to see
38:25the sea there,
38:27which is going
38:28to be very
38:28different from
38:29Florida,
38:29and she's
38:30going to be
38:30like,
38:30is this where
38:31World War II
38:32happened?
38:34It's like the
38:35movies,
38:36am I in
38:36Dunkirk?
38:37You might
38:38think Florida
38:38is different
38:39to Torquay,
38:40but Mar-a-Lago
38:40is a lot
38:41like the
38:41hotel in
38:42Faulty Towers.
38:43They're both
38:43owned by
38:44shouty,
38:44dictatorial men
38:45who have
38:45zero people
38:46skills and
38:46don't get
38:46on with
38:47their wives.
38:48Although Mar-a-Lago
38:48has slightly
38:49more mentions
38:50of the war.
38:51Alright,
38:51it's time to
38:51bring on
38:52this week's
38:52mystery guest.
38:53Michelle and
38:53Richard have
38:53to work out
38:54how they're
38:54connected to
38:54the news.
38:55Can we have
38:55the mystery
38:55guest,
38:56please?
38:57Oh,
38:59mysterious
39:01guest.
39:01I want to
39:02get close to
39:03you.
39:05So close to
39:06you.
39:08So,
39:09this is
39:09Glenn.
39:10Glenn was
39:10in the news
39:10this week
39:11because he's
39:11going for
39:12his 18th
39:13World Championship.
39:15But what
39:16is it in?
39:16Can we have
39:17the dramatic
39:18lighting change,
39:19please?
39:21Is it in
39:22being the quickest
39:23person to eat
39:2480 grams of
39:25watercress,
39:26being the man
39:27with the
39:27mintiest breath,
39:29or being the
39:30person who can
39:31fit the most
39:31basil in their
39:32ears and nose?
39:35There they are.
39:37Have a look at
39:37him,
39:38have a discuss.
39:39We will reveal
39:40the mystery
39:41guest after the
39:41break.
39:42We'll also end
39:42the show by
39:42going head-to-head
39:43with him in a
39:45challenge.
39:45We'll see you in a
39:46little bit.
40:00welcome back to The
40:00Last Leg.
40:01We're joined by
40:01Michelle Wolf and
40:01Richard Ayoade.
40:02Now, before the
40:03break, we challenged
40:03our guest to work
40:04out how this person
40:05was connected to
40:05the news.
40:06Can we have the
40:06options again,
40:07please?
40:09So, Glenn has
40:10been in the news
40:11because he's going
40:11for his 18th
40:12world championship,
40:14but is it in being
40:15the quickest person
40:16to eat 80 grams of
40:17watercress, is it being
40:19the man with the
40:19mintiest breath, or is
40:21it C, being the
40:22person who can fit the
40:23most basil in their
40:24ears and nose, the
40:27floor is yours.
40:28Oh, I like that.
40:30Yes.
40:31Well, 80 grams feels a
40:34very specific amount
40:37that, with all due
40:38respect to the team, I
40:39don't think they would
40:40have thought up.
40:45And when you say
40:47the team, I need to
40:47point out, it's Josh
40:49and Alex that come up
40:49with these.
40:50Yeah.
40:51That's who I meant
40:51by the team.
40:54So, how very dare
40:56you?
40:57I very dare, and all
40:58of these are excellent
40:59album titles, but.
41:02Yeah, I would say
41:0480 grams is very
41:06specific.
41:08It's just, he doesn't
41:09look like he eats a
41:10lot of lettuce.
41:1480 grams isn't a
41:15huge amount.
41:16OK, I need an answer.
41:17Well, you say you
41:18need an answer.
41:19I think we need to
41:20discuss it for another
41:2110 minutes.
41:24I'm most concerned
41:25about the belly button
41:26on the T-shirt.
41:27Yeah.
41:28OK, we need an answer.
41:29Let me put it in another
41:30way.
41:31OK.
41:32And now we've seen his
41:33self.
41:33All the Kress's final
41:34answer.
41:35All the final answer,
41:37it was Kress?
41:38OK.
41:39I haven't even run that
41:40by...
41:41Yes.
41:42Yes.
41:42Yes.
41:42Glenn, what is the
41:43truth?
41:43I am a 17 times
41:47watercress-eating champion.
41:48Yay!
41:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:57Where's your other 17
41:58trophies?
42:00So how...
42:01You've won.
42:01I'll give it back every year.
42:03How did you get into it?
42:04Oh, it's back in 2002,
42:06Orsford, where I come from,
42:07started a festival up to
42:08celebrate the spring
42:10where they got the first
42:11crop of watercress.
42:13Rugby boys do all the
42:15parking and helping out.
42:16We decided, after a while,
42:18we got a bit bored in the
42:19afternoon after playing
42:20cock and ball.
42:21And then...
42:22We haven't got time!
42:24We haven't got time!
42:24That's not a world
42:25championship you want to win?
42:26No.
42:29Anyway, we just saw...
42:30We got all this green stuff.
42:31What are we going to do
42:31with it?
42:32I said, we've had a few
42:32beers.
42:33Let's try and eat as much
42:34as we can so you can eat
42:35the most of it.
42:37Didn't end up well.
42:38That's it.
42:39Puking up.
42:40And the thing is, next day
42:41as well, after a few more
42:43beers.
42:46Honestly, let's put it
42:46this way, I wasn't
42:47constipated.
42:48In fact, I had a ring
42:48piece like a dragon's
42:49nostril.
42:51OK, what does it take to
42:53be a good cress-eater?
42:55Is that a cress-eater?
42:57Yeah, what do you need?
42:58What do you need to be a
42:59good cress-eater?
42:59Well, because it's
42:59peppery and horrible in
43:01a sense, like that.
43:03I think having a big
43:05hands and a big bob...
43:08Get it down there quick
43:09and get rid of it.
43:10And that's why I have the
43:11old Guinness afterwards,
43:11just get rid of it.
43:13How many other people are
43:14you competing against?
43:17It's just worldwide, you
43:18know?
43:19Well, I'll tell you what,
43:19we're going to end the
43:20show by competing against
43:21Glenn.
43:21They do heats.
43:23OK.
43:23We're going to have a
43:24competition at the end of
43:24the show.
43:25Glenn, thank you so much.
43:25for being here.
43:26We'll see you in a minute
43:27because we're going to have
43:27a competition.
43:34Let's check in with
43:35Henry Packer, who has
43:36been designing a pound
43:38note, a ten-pound note,
43:39I believe, throughout the
43:41show based on what's
43:41gone on in the show.
43:42Yes, indeed.
43:43Yes, so, yeah, this is
43:44what I've come up with.
43:45Oh, wow.
43:46Look at that.
43:46Actually, would you two
43:47mind holding this?
43:48So I can talk you through it.
43:50OK.
43:50Yeah, so, yeah, quite a lot
43:52going on.
43:52We've got Donald Trump here
43:54using a Wii controller to
43:56control the war.
43:57Yep.
43:57He's on a sofa at home by
43:58himself.
43:59I've depicted him with quite
44:00weak legs, which is
44:02satire.
44:03LAUGHTER
44:07But, of course, it's actually
44:08more, even more sinister than
44:09it looks because Donald Trump
44:10himself is being puppeted by
44:12Steven Gerrard.
44:14LAUGHTER
44:15LAUGHTER
44:17I've got, here we've got
44:18Sandy Sandilands, part one.
44:20That's Sandy Sandilands, that's
44:21him camouflaged against
44:22the persons.
44:24Here we've got, we've got
44:26Hilsey as a kangaroo with,
44:29in your pouch, you've got,
44:31you've got Brooker and Josh
44:32there and you're feeding Alex
44:35with milk.
44:37And just sort of ruffling
44:38Josh's hand.
44:39It's quite a sweet and
44:40slightly sinister image at the
44:41same time.
44:42Yeah.
44:43Then we've got Sandy Sandilands,
44:44part two.
44:45This is a more realistic take.
44:47I was fascinated by how low
44:49down his camera was.
44:53And, yes, and then on the
44:55nominative determinism theme,
44:56I've tried it for everyone,
44:58for the whole cast tonight,
44:59so we've got Alex Brooker here
45:00who's in a brook.
45:04Which is quite clever.
45:06We've got, yeah, we've got
45:08Hills here as a hill.
45:10Yeah.
45:11There you go.
45:11With one leg, which is
45:12actually more than the
45:13average hill, so you're doing
45:13really well there.
45:14We've got Michelle Wolf,
45:17sort of hermit crab wolf.
45:18Henry, I'm afraid we have to
45:19wrap it up, can you go through
45:20it really quickly?
45:21And we've got rich, hard.
45:23So I've picked you as rich,
45:24there's money, there's money.
45:25You've got one of those hot taps
45:26instead of a kettle, because
45:27you're rich.
45:27You're also ripped and you're
45:29hard, so the hot tap is
45:29actually going onto your arms
45:30and you're fine with it,
45:32because you're rich and hard.
45:33What about my second name?
45:34Thank you so much, Henry.
45:35Didn't have time.
45:37We're going to win the show
45:37with the quest-leading contest.
45:39Thank you, Henry.
45:39But before we do, would you please
45:40thank our guest, Michelle Wolf.
45:53We'll be back next week with
45:55social media star GK Barry and
45:57comedian Jack Dee, but right now
45:58it's time for this.
46:00We'll be back next week.
46:31All right, we're doing this.
46:33We've got Cress in front of you.
46:35You've got to beat the world
46:36champion.
46:37What's your best time?
46:3825.5.
46:4025.5 seconds.
46:42Three, two, one, go.
46:44Three, two, one, go.
47:13Oh, Michelle, you're doing it!
47:15Oh, my goodness, is Michelle
47:16going to win?
47:19I'm going to be honest, I think
47:20Michelle has done this.
47:25Oh!
47:27Oh!
47:29Oh!
47:30Of course, you know what you're
47:31doing.
47:32You know what you're doing.
47:33Oh!
47:43You're right, Michelle.
47:44Thanks for watching The Last
47:45League.
47:46My name's Adam Hills.
47:47See you next week for the next
47:47league.
48:08Simply the best question
48:12Better than all the rest
48:16Better than anyone
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