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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon!
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid, musical guests, The Faces, and featuring the legendary Ruth Curry!
00:2822-70 Go!
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:42Thank you, Jason, hey!
00:44Thank you, huh?
00:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:49Hey, hey!
00:50Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, hey!
00:53Hey, I love you, I love you!
01:01Thank you very much.
01:06Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11This is it. Welcome to the show.
01:16Well, guys, today, President Trump launched a new mobile app
01:20for people to receive news, updates, briefings,
01:23and alerts directly from the White House.
01:25Yeah, and these days, when you hear the phrase
01:27President Trump launched, a new app is the best-case scenario.
01:30That's... I like that. Yeah, that's...
01:33What did he launch? Yeah.
01:37Yeah, you can download it on the App Store, Google Play,
01:39and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.
01:45That's right.
01:47And this is fun. Besides news updates,
01:49you can also swipe right or left
01:51on countries Trump might invade next.
01:54Congrats. We matched on Cuba.
01:57Well, a lot of people are talking about this.
01:59Trump is adding his own signature to all new U.S. currency.
02:04That's right. He's the first sitting president
02:06to put his own name on every bill.
02:09I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.
02:11This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name
02:14on every U.S. bill, right alongside some of our nation's
02:18most prominent figures, people like the Quaker Oats guy,
02:22Dame Judi Dutch, Lurch from The Addams Family,
02:26Glenn Powell, Beethoven, Al from Home Improvement,
02:31and, of course, the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.
02:34I was in that.
02:37He's honored.
02:38He's honored to be with all the good people.
02:39He's very honored. What a roll call.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Well, some business news, I saw that Netflix just announced
02:46that they're once again raising prices.
02:51And they explained the decision with the commercial.
02:53Take a look at this.
02:54At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content
02:56for you and your whole family.
02:58And to ensure we can keep doing that,
02:59we're raising our monthly price.
03:01Thanks for understanding. Netflix.
03:05Yeah, I got that. That's nice. Yeah.
03:07In other news, what's that?
03:10Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm getting it from the control room.
03:12They're saying there's another message from Netflix.
03:14Wow. Yeah, let's roll that.
03:16At Netflix, we value honesty, which is why we're letting you know
03:19that we're once again raising our monthly price.
03:21Thanks again. Netflix.
03:25Again? Already? Twice.
03:26All right. Well...
03:28Yeah, sure. Clap. We're happy now.
03:32Anyway, well, hopefully that's it. No more price hikes.
03:34Anyway, I read that, uh...
03:36It's another price hike, bitch!
03:38Netflix rates are going up again!
03:41And you can't stop us!
03:43Do you like Bridgerton?
03:45Good, because you're about to get .
03:47Open up that wallet!
03:49You streaming SIM prices are going up faster than gas!
03:53Straight up or moves.
03:54Ding-dong! Is it cake?
03:55No! It's another price hike!
03:57Pay off, or we'll send you into a real-life Squid Game!
04:00What are you gonna do?
04:01Watch Paramount Plus?
04:03And you know what else?
04:04We're making the ta-dum sound even louder!
04:07Ta-dum!
04:08Netflix!
04:09Whoo!
04:10Whoo!
04:12Wow.
04:13That's a bit extreme.
04:15I can't believe that.
04:18And, finally, here's some good news.
04:20Airports around the country are returning to normal
04:22after Trump signed an emergency order
04:24to start paying TSA agents again.
04:31And this is fun.
04:33TSA agents celebrated by drinking 3.4 ounces of champagne.
04:36There we go! We have a great show!
04:38Give it up for the Roots, everybody!
04:40Yeah, we're tuning to the sound.
04:42All the hearts of them.
04:43Double-O to them.
04:44T-S-N-I stretch limits of this profession.
04:47Voices are keeping tracks of expressing your...
04:50Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy yourself.
04:53Welcome to the show.
04:54Hey, be sure to tune in all week long.
04:55We have some great shows coming up.
04:57Cameron Diaz will be here this week.
04:58Oh!
04:59We love Cameron Diaz.
05:02Zendaya and Robert Pattinson will be joining us.
05:05And on Thursday, our guest will be Jack Black!
05:08Come on!
05:11But first, what a show we have for you tonight.
05:13He's an Emmy-winning actor who stars in the Apple TV series
05:17Your Friends and Neighbors.
05:19Season 2 premieres this Friday.
05:21Jon Hamm is here tonight!
05:24Come on!
05:25The best!
05:27That show's great, too. He's fantastic in it.
05:30Also, you can see him in the popular series
05:33The Boys, which I love.
05:34It returns for its fifth and final season
05:36April 8th on Prime Video.
05:38Jack Quaid is joining us!
05:43He's fantastic.
05:45And then our musical guests tonight are fantastic.
05:50What do these people have in common?
05:52Andrew Lloyd Webber.
05:53Okay.
05:55Michael Crawford.
05:57Bernadette Peters.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Joel Grey.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Lin-Manuel Miranda.
06:02Ooh.
06:02Me.
06:05You know what I'm saying?
06:06No.
06:07We're all famous and known for our work on Broadway.
06:10Oh, of course. Broadway, yes.
06:11And, uh...
06:12First thing to come to mind.
06:13Last year, I did...
06:15I did Seven Days on Broadway.
06:21So nice of you.
06:24It feels like you really mean that.
06:26Oh.
06:27Uh...
06:28Seven Days, probably over ten performances.
06:30Yeah, that's a lot.
06:33Uh...
06:33And I was in a play called All In.
06:35It was written by Simon Rich.
06:36And I had...
06:37Aidy Bryant was in it.
06:38Nick Kroll, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and I.
06:41And the band was the Banksons.
06:42And they were unbelievable.
06:45They...
06:45Believable.
06:47Believable.
06:47What did I say?
06:48Unbelievable.
06:49What did I say?
06:50They were unbelievable.
06:51But what did I say?
06:52Unbelievable?
06:54Believable.
06:54I said they were believable?
06:55Like beliebers.
06:56I said they were believable.
06:58Yeah.
06:58They were.
06:59They were believable.
07:00I believe them.
07:00Believed that they played.
07:01Absolutely.
07:03That's why we booked them tonight.
07:05To see if they really are...
07:07Exist.
07:07Yeah.
07:10Are they believable?
07:13Uh...
07:14The Banksons, they are so good.
07:16Man, they're so talented.
07:18And they're here tonight.
07:19They're gonna do a performance from the musical,
07:20My Joy is Heavy.
07:22The Banksons are here tonight.
07:26The Banksons!
07:28I love them.
07:29Hot show.
07:31Uh...
07:31Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye,
07:33but sometimes you just have to.
07:34And there are a few things I'd like to say goodbye to
07:36right now.
07:36It's time for Go On Get.
07:39Go On Get!
07:41Go On Get!
07:43Go On Get!
07:43Go On Get!
07:44Go On!
07:45Go On!
07:46Go On!
07:48Shhh!
07:53Wow.
07:55Like I'm watching Broadway.
08:06Go On Get!
08:07Go On Get!
08:08Restaurants that bring the credit card reader to the table.
08:12Sure, it saves time, but I can't take the pressure.
08:15The waiter's watching me.
08:16My friends are watching me.
08:17I'll frantically tap whatever button ends this moment the fastest.
08:2180% tip?
08:22Sure.
08:22Just get this weird Game Boy away from me.
08:24Bring me my doggy bag of fettuccine Alfredo, and Go On Get!
08:40Want me to read what I just typed?
08:42Please.
08:43Go On Get!
08:44Oh, God.
08:45Pineapples?
08:46You don't smell like pine, and you don't taste like apple.
08:49You done got me good there.
08:51For a second, I thought you were a pineapple.
08:53But you ain't nothing but a prickly football with wacky hair.
08:56Now, Go On Get!
08:57Until your name is not a lie.
08:59And I'm looking at you too, horseradish.
09:13Go On Get!
09:20Go On Get!
09:21Giant ice cubes for whiskey glasses.
09:25I'm sorry.
09:25All I want to do is sip some bourbon.
09:27Not suck on a clear Rubik's Cube all night long.
09:31Just go to Brookstone.com and buy me some whiskey stones shaped like Easter Island head so I can drink
09:37like a real man.
09:37And then get!
09:40And then get!
10:06No. No.
10:08No, no, no.
10:16Go on, Git!
10:19Smeg appliances?
10:21Seriously, what kind of disgusting name is Smeg?
10:25I don't want anything in the kitchen
10:26that sounds like something I might have contracted
10:28on spring break.
10:29Now, Git!
10:31Git!
10:41Go on, Git!
10:43New sneakers where the laces are all pre-laced weird.
10:48Everything's going straight across with one long weird lace down the middle.
10:52And where are the ends?
10:53In some sixth dimension that only exists in the back of a footlocker?
10:56I came here to get some new kicks,
10:58not stare at some shoelace version of the Magic Eye poster.
11:01Now go on, Git!
11:16Go on, Git!
11:26Ever wish you didn't do something?
11:30You got water in there?
11:32I don't want to swallow it in case it's like needles.
11:34Oh, yeah, come on.
11:35Git!
11:36Git!
11:37Straw in my mouth!
11:40Go on, Git!
11:42Refried beans!
11:44Why don't you just call yourself what you actually are?
11:46Brown mashed potatoes?
11:48What the heck do you mean, refried?
11:50We both know you've never been fried to begin with,
11:53and you sure as heck weren't fried again.
11:55Now let me get a spoonful of that lumpy, muddy slop
11:58so I can help you go on, Git!
12:02Well, hard to see him go, but I'm glad I got that out of my system.
12:07Stick around.
12:07We'll be right back with more Tonight Show.
12:17Oh, shucks.
12:19Come over here, baby.
12:22Yeah, turn off those lights.
12:25Let me run my hands through your sexy hair.
12:28Mmm, that's good hair.
12:41Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the very sexy lounge act,
12:45Milk and Honey.
12:59Hello, ladies and gentle ladies.
13:03I'm Sam Honey.
13:05And I am Philip Milk.
13:08Thank you for having us.
13:10Thank you, yes.
13:11Oh, that band has sounded good tonight.
13:13Yes, indeed.
13:15This is the kind of music that gets us in trouble.
13:18You know what I mean?
13:20You're all looking fine enough to make a good dog break his chain.
13:24Bark, bark.
13:26Bark.
13:27You know that being in front of so many beautiful women,
13:30I can't even help but think of all the times I've made love.
13:37Like, so bunches and bunches of times, for sure.
13:41Oh, you and me both.
13:43I have also definitely made love before.
13:47All right.
13:48And it's not even scary enough.
13:49No, no, no, we're not lying about that.
13:53And here's a little song that proves it.
14:06When my woman takes off the clothes,
14:11It's a sight that I surely know.
14:16Buddy, it makes me shout out loud.
14:19Yo, awesome, buddy.
14:21Your middle is my favorite part.
14:23Oh, kudos to the chief, m'lady.
14:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, yes.
14:29That's right.
14:31Yeah.
14:31Yeah.
14:32That is a really good song.
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:35And the specifics of it really prove that we have both definitely made love before.
14:39Yeah.
14:39Because when we make love, crazy things happen.
14:44Oh, yeah.
14:45You do not have to tell me that.
14:47But if someone in the audience could actually tell us.
14:51What kind of things happen when you make love?
14:56Yeah, you can't be too specific.
14:58No, no, like literally say anything that happens, please.
15:04Oh, yes.
15:05Gotcha.
15:05That was a test.
15:06That was a test.
15:07That was a test.
15:08Y'all passed our little quiz, you sexy ladies and gentlemen.
15:12And now, here's your reward.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yes.
15:20Yes.
15:21Out here.
15:23Oh.
15:24Oh, shucks.
15:26Come over here, baby.
15:29Yeah, turn off those lights.
15:32Let me run my hands through your sexy hair.
15:36That's good hair.
15:40Now what?
15:43Now what?
15:44Just kidding.
15:45We totally know.
15:46We know.
15:47We know.
15:48First step to making love?
15:50Get on the bed.
15:52Oh, yeah.
15:53Sorry.
15:54Sorry.
15:55It's so firm.
15:56It's technically a box spring.
15:58Yeah, sorry about that.
15:59But the next step.
16:01The next step.
16:01We take off all of our clothes and fold them very neatly on the floor.
16:07I think.
16:08I think.
16:09Gadzooks.
16:10Your middle's even better than the last girl.
16:13Middle.
16:13Damn.
16:15Come a little closer, baby.
16:16Don't worry.
16:17I don't bite.
16:19Right?
16:19That's not part of this.
16:21That's not what I'm supposed to do.
16:22I don't.
16:22Then it's time to do the thing humans have been doing for hundreds of years.
16:29Oh, yeah.
16:30That's when we wake up the next morning.
16:33No, we did what we did.
16:36Yeah.
16:36Yes, we did.
16:37There's no need for me to really say it.
16:39No.
16:39Not at all.
16:40I'd rather you not say what we did.
16:42Oh.
16:42Yeah.
16:43That's right.
16:45We're telling the truth about having made love, by the way.
16:48Oh, yeah, totally.
16:49We are totally telling the truth.
16:50And to prove it, let's just say, at the same time, our favorite part of a woman.
16:56Three, two, one.
16:57The middle.
16:58Left leg.
17:00You still don't believe us?
17:02Oh, well, you should.
17:03Well, let us spell it out for you.
17:05We're talking S-E double hockey sticks.
17:08And this sex song ought to prove that we are experienced whoopee havers.
17:13Let's go.
17:17Oh, baby.
17:19I'm moving to the left.
17:21I'm moving to the right.
17:24I'm moving to the baby who tells me what she likes.
17:28Tell me.
17:30Please tell me.
17:31Be specific.
17:33What specifically happens then?
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:38Thank you so much, everyone.
17:39That was our time.
17:41I know that was quick.
17:41But if I know anything about sex, they make it love.
17:44That's a good thing.
17:44Yes, sir.
17:45We'll see you later.
17:46Same sexy time.
17:47Same sexy place.
17:48Hit it.
17:52I'm moving to the left.
17:54I'm moving to the right.
17:56I'm moving to the baby.
17:58To tell me what you like.
18:00Tell me.
18:00Tell me what you like.
18:02Tell me.
18:03I remember walking down a hallway, just having wrapped a scene.
18:06And then he came around the corner and just went, great scene.
18:09Yeah.
18:09Wow.
18:10And no one prepared me for Mick Jagger whatsoever.
18:14No.
18:23Our first guest is an Emmy-winning actor who stars in the series Your Friends and Neighbors.
18:30Season 2 premieres this Friday on Apple TV.
18:34Everyone, please welcome Jon Hamm!
18:54Come on, I love you!
18:57Come on, I love you!
19:06Now you make an entrance, the one and only Jon Hamm right there.
19:09Come on.
19:10They love you.
19:12Give the love.
19:14My goodness.
19:15Welcome back to our program.
19:17Oh, man.
19:18It feels like I never left.
19:19Happy to have you here.
19:21Did I read that you were an acting teacher in St. Louis?
19:24Yeah.
19:24Yeah.
19:25I went back to my old high school, taught acting for one year.
19:27No way.
19:28Had some famous student, Ellie Kemper.
19:30No, really?
19:31Yeah, really?
19:32She's fantastic.
19:33I got to walk the red carpet with one of my students on Bridesmaids and also the Unbreakable
19:38Kimmy Schmidt.
19:39Come on.
19:39That's fantastic.
19:40That's awesome.
19:41Yeah, yeah.
19:41No, I was decent.
19:43Did you do auditions in St. Louis when you were starting out?
19:46Well, people don't know the St. Louis hotbed.
19:48A hotbed of the entertainment industry.
19:50Wow.
19:51We did not know that.
19:52I did not know that.
19:53You know why I didn't know that, Jimmy?
19:54Because it's not.
19:55It's not true.
19:56It's not.
19:56No, but yes, I did audition for my fair share of things there.
20:00What were they?
20:01Like, local commercials?
20:02Local ads.
20:03I think I did an ad for the Missouri Lottery.
20:05It was very exciting.
20:07A lot of, sort of, you know, they used to call them, what do they call them?
20:12Like, PSA kind of things, you know?
20:15Yeah, because I think that we might have found your first on-camera job.
20:23This is an educational health and fitness video called Flip for Fitness.
20:28Oh!
20:29Remember that?
20:30Oh, here, this is real.
20:32This is Jon Hamm talking to kids about fitness.
20:34This is so real.
20:34Take a look at this.
20:37Hi.
20:38Now, I'm not here to lecture you.
20:39I'd like you need another lecture.
20:41But the governor of Missouri is so concerned with your health that he wants to spread the
20:46word on fitness, which is why he started the Governor's Council on Physical Fitness and
20:49Health.
20:49Now, now, I know what you're looking.
20:52Fitness is...
20:53Yeah.
20:54Yeah!
20:55Come on!
20:55All my own wardrobe, I'll have you know.
20:58Was it?
20:59Yeah!
21:01Yeah!
21:01That was my wardrobe.
21:02I brought that in.
21:03Really?
21:03That was also my hair.
21:04That was not a wig, boy.
21:06Wow!
21:07Did you think that you could pull that hair off these days?
21:10I...
21:11I...
21:11Oh...
21:11Yes?
21:13Oh, God.
21:15Because...
21:17If I may...
21:19I think you may.
21:24There you go, bud.
21:28Oh!
21:29A double?
21:32Wow, brother!
21:37I mean...
21:38I mean...
21:39I mean, this is it.
21:39This is, uh...
21:40It's got a good flip to it.
21:42This is, uh...
21:42All right.
21:43It's a proto Bieber.
21:44You could almost do the Bieber flip.
21:46Yeah.
21:46But it's, uh...
21:47Fitness is...
21:48The curtains are parted right in the middle, so you can give everybody a look.
21:51Yeah.
21:52We actually have another...
21:52We actually have another clip of you.
21:54Oh, God.
21:54It's really fun.
21:55What...
21:55What's this, John?
21:56And who says a healthy breakfast has to be cereal and dry toast?
22:00I mean, the original.
22:01Think, uh...
22:02Egg burritos and salsa.
22:03Think, uh...
22:04Peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
22:06Think yogurt sundaes.
22:07I mean, whatever gets you going.
22:08I mean, those are all good ideas!
22:10Yogurt sundae.
22:11Have a yogurt sundae.
22:12Peanut butter, banana sandwich.
22:14Have a breakfast burrito.
22:15Come on!
22:15Yeah, it doesn't have to be the same.
22:17Oh, come on!
22:17Flip the fitness!
22:19Come on.
22:19Flip the fitness, man.
22:20We're flipping.
22:21Flip that fitness!
22:22Flip that fitness!
22:22Flip it!
22:27In this...
22:28In this past year...
22:29It's really hard for me not to fall in love with you.
22:33In this past year, by the way, people have...
22:35I can take it off.
22:35Oh, well, okay.
22:36I mean...
22:36Sorry.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:40People have loved your dance moves lately.
22:44Oh!
22:45Have been going viral.
22:46Yeah, I've gone viral a couple times.
22:48I should get a shot!
22:49One for Bad Bunny.
22:50I should get a shot!
22:51No, you're still viral?
22:53Yeah.
22:53No, you at Bad Bunny, which is great.
22:55Love that.
22:56And then, yeah.
22:57We love Bad Bunny.
22:59Correct answer.
23:00Correct answer.
23:01Do you have a go-to concert dance move?
23:04No.
23:04You don't?
23:04You know, I feel the vibrations.
23:07I feel the move.
23:08I feel the music.
23:09Yes.
23:09And I try to express myself in a physical way as much as I can.
23:13Yes.
23:14I'm also 55 years old.
23:16Okay.
23:17Not super flexible.
23:19Okay.
23:20So I don't, you know, I don't try to do too much.
23:23But you do it just enough.
23:25Just enough.
23:26I've danced with you many times.
23:27We have danced.
23:28Do you remember?
23:29Do you remember I had a party in L.A. once, and it was...
23:32Oh, my God.
23:33It was okay.
23:33It was kind of happening.
23:35It wasn't really...
23:35It needed a spark.
23:37It needed something.
23:38It needed a spark.
23:38You came over to me.
23:39You go, dude, let's...
23:40We need to get up on a table and start this party.
23:44And we did.
23:45We jumped on a table and started dancing.
23:46On a back end and onto a table.
23:47We got the party started.
23:48We got the party started.
23:48Yes, sir!
23:49Come on.
23:49That's what we do.
23:51We had to get it going!
23:58Good stuff.
24:00Here's you from your friends and neighbors.
24:05That's a good-looking dude.
24:07Dancing.
24:08Yeah.
24:08Woo!
24:09Yes, sir.
24:10Now, people don't realize I have several active injuries on my face.
24:13Yes, you do.
24:14Yeah, as well.
24:14I've just been beaten up in the show, but I was having a moment in the club,
24:18and the first person to send me this meme.
24:21Meme?
24:21Yes.
24:22Was Brian Williams.
24:24Oh, really?
24:25Yes.
24:26The head of NBC, the newsman.
24:29Yeah, he's a very talented guy.
24:30Who sent me a text and was like, I think you should be aware of this.
24:34It became a giant meme.
24:36It sure did.
24:37And I thought it'd be fresh.
24:38Maybe he had something to do with it.
24:39Show you a couple.
24:39Maybe Brian Williams started this.
24:40The Briwa bump.
24:42This meme says, when someone cancels on your plans,
24:45so you have to spend the night in playing games.
24:48Like, oh, yeah.
24:49It's multi-purpose.
24:50It's multi-purpose.
24:51It's good.
24:51It's great.
24:52Here's this one.
24:53Says, when you're petting a dog and someone says,
24:56wow, he usually doesn't like anyone.
25:01And this one I like, too.
25:02This one says, when the kids that I love so much fall asleep.
25:07I love them so much.
25:09Go to bed!
25:12Your friends and neighbors' giant hit.
25:13I told you this before, but no one else could do this show.
25:16This is your show.
25:17That is very kind.
25:18You're fantastic in it.
25:19Your monologues are great.
25:21Your acting is fantastic.
25:23That's right.
25:25Correct.
25:25Correct response.
25:27By the way, it's so good, it got picked up for season three.
25:29Season three!
25:30Come on!
25:31That's what I'm talking about.
25:33It's a great show.
25:35Tell everyone what's happening this season, this Friday.
25:39You'll see a little clip of sort of the setup of the season.
25:42So all of this stuff happened in the first season.
25:44And if you haven't seen it yet, listen, I encourage you.
25:46Go ahead and watch it.
25:47It's really fun.
25:47It's pretty great.
25:48But I'm going to spoil it because it's been out for a year.
25:50So what have you been doing?
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52Anyways, the fallout of what happened in the first season,
25:55we kind of recap at the beginning of the second season.
25:57And then there's an event that happens, which I won't,
26:01that I won't spoil.
26:02But somebody comes in and kind of disrupts the neighborhood.
26:05Yeah, who's great.
26:06Yeah, he is great.
26:07And then we have our pal, Olivia Munn.
26:09Olivia Munn.
26:10Amanda Peet.
26:11Amanda Peet is great in this as well.
26:13So many good folks.
26:14And it's awesome.
26:15Yeah, it's addicting.
26:16I want to show a clip.
26:17Here's Jon Hamm in the new season of Your Friends and Neighbors.
26:21Take a look.
26:21In a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law,
26:25you want to keep up appearances.
26:28Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day,
26:31which helps get your co-parenting back on track.
26:34Let's go.
26:36You're finally feeling comfortable again.
26:38In control.
26:39Safe.
26:41Optimistic, even.
26:47And as you already know from painful experience,
26:51that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch.
26:56Yeah.
26:57Come on.
26:57Wow!
26:58That is Jon Hamm, everybody.
27:00The new season of Your Friends and Neighbors premieres this Friday on Apple TV.
27:06More tonight's show after the break.
27:07Stick around, everybody.
27:09I'll sing it.
27:09Yes, yo.
27:10Till they be on.
27:11Party having people guarantee they'll be like having a ball.
27:14And you don't stop.
27:15Beat on rocking in the free...
27:26Our next guest stars in the popular series The Boys,
27:30which returns for its fifth and final season April 8th on Prime Video.
27:35Please welcome Jack Quaid.
27:51That's Jack Quaid! That's it!
27:53Yeah, I'm talking now.
27:56Boy, boy!
27:59Come on.
28:00That's what I'm talking about.
28:02Jack Quaid, welcome to the show, my friend.
28:05Hi, it's so great to be here, man.
28:06It's nice to see you.
28:07Nice to see you.
28:08This is our first time really meeting, but you and I have shared the screen.
28:12We actually have.
28:13Yeah, you were in the very first episode of The Boys.
28:15You were playing yourself.
28:17Jimmy Fallon is canon in The Boys universe, which is great.
28:20Yes, I am.
28:21And yeah, you crossed it.
28:23You were interviewing Translucent here.
28:24I was.
28:25Translucent was there.
28:25And I was watching you on a screen.
28:27So I think we've kind of shared...
28:28We're scene partners.
28:29Yeah, we're scene partners.
28:30Yeah, I love it.
28:31Nice to finally see you.
28:32Thanks for being here.
28:32Of course.
28:34Jack, I want to ask you a bunch of things about The Boys too, but I also want...
28:38I know you're into improv comedy.
28:41Yeah, I do a lot of sketch, but occasionally someone will have me on their improv show.
28:45And recently, this was really, really cool.
28:48There's this amazing comedian named Connor Ratliff, does all these shows out here.
28:52Yeah, we have some fans in the audience.
28:53Yeah, very good.
28:55He does this thing called The George Lucas Talk Show.
28:57He does this amazing podcast called Dead Eyes.
29:00But recently, he had me on a show called The Acting Class.
29:02It's like a fake acting class.
29:04And it gave me the opportunity to do improv with my mom, which was insane.
29:10Who is the coolest?
29:11The one and only Meg Ryan.
29:12Of course.
29:12Come on now.
29:15We love her.
29:16Yeah, it was great.
29:17She was...
29:18How was she?
29:19She was amazing.
29:20She got like...
29:21I mean, no surprise, but like giant laughs.
29:23Yeah, she knows how to do it.
29:24She didn't really know what it was, because I wasn't pitching it well.
29:27But she was like, I just want to be part of your world.
29:31I just want to see what you do.
29:33And she crushed it.
29:34Yeah, of course she does.
29:35When did you first get into sketch comedy?
29:37I first got into sketch comedy when I...
29:39Like when I was a kid, I would make like movies on my, you know, like a video camcorder with
29:43my friends.
29:44Yeah.
29:45I made like a 50-minute long movie with my friends called Bicycle Cops.
29:50It's technically a comedy, and you get to watch us go through puberty in real time.
29:56Wow.
29:57We shot in sequence.
29:58We didn't know that you could do it out of sequence.
30:0050, five-zero minutes?
30:01Five-zero.
30:02Wow.
30:02It's not good.
30:04No, no, no.
30:06That's good and long.
30:07Yeah, very good and long.
30:08And then I got to NYU, and I got into the sketch comedy group, Hammercats.
30:13Oh, yeah.
30:13So every month I was like doing a sketch show, which was amazing.
30:16Well, I think I know Hammercats.
30:18Yeah.
30:18There's like a lot of people have come from it.
30:20Like back in the day, it was like Donald Glover.
30:22Then it was Rachel Bloom.
30:24Yes.
30:24I got there, and I was with like, uh, Steph, Oscar winner Steph Shue.
30:29Yeah.
30:30Um, Bowen Yang, Matt Rogers, and then after us were like the Please Don't Destroy kids.
30:34Oh, yeah.
30:34So it was, yeah.
30:35It was a blast.
30:36I loved doing it, truly.
30:37Uh, your first thing that you, that you ever started in was a show called Vinyl, which
30:41I loved.
30:41Yeah, thank you.
30:42You were the one person that watched it.
30:44Yes.
30:44I really appreciate that.
30:45It was by, uh, Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger.
30:48Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:49Yeah.
30:50It was incredible.
30:50I would do anything if they, if they were, that's a great party to be at.
30:53It was great.
30:54It took place in the 70s.
30:55It was about the music industry, and I remember like, yeah, Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:59I'm like 22.
30:59This is my first show.
31:01I'm so intimidated by literally everything and everyone.
31:04Yeah, of course.
31:04Uh, and I remember wrapping a scene one day and, you know, Mick Jagger would come by
31:07set sometimes, but you never really expected him, and I remember walking down a hallway,
31:11just having wrapped a scene, and then he came around the corner and just went,
31:14Great scene!
31:15Yeah!
31:16Wow.
31:17And no one prepared me for Mick Jagger whatsoever.
31:21No.
31:21What do you even do then?
31:22Do you just...
31:23You go like, yeah.
31:25Yeah.
31:26Great scene.
31:27That was the one.
31:28That was great.
31:29Yeah, great.
31:30It's like I'm back there.
31:31It's insane.
31:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:32But, like, in reality, he probably was like, great scene.
31:35Yeah.
31:35But in your story...
31:36Oh, I filled in dancing.
31:37He's on stage.
31:38Yeah, pointing his fingers.
31:40Yeah, he's so cool.
31:41Let's talk about the boys.
31:43Yes.
31:43It's brilliant.
31:44The final season.
31:45I'm bummed that it's the final, but I'm psyched that it's coming back, because I love
31:48it.
31:49Yeah.
31:49It's coming out next week, and so what was it like shooting that you and the cast,
31:54I mean, you obviously know that it's ending.
31:56Yeah, we know it's ending.
31:57Thank God we knew going in, and this is like, you know, Eric Kripke's intentional ending
32:02for the show.
32:02Like, we're ending on our own terms, which is just so special.
32:05Yeah.
32:05It never gets to happen in TV anymore.
32:07Yeah.
32:08But it was great.
32:09Like, I've known these people for, like, nine years.
32:12It's like five seasons, but it's been nine years of just being on this absolutely insane
32:17show.
32:17Are you totally...
32:18It is insane show.
32:20Yeah.
32:21Are you all bonded?
32:21We're so bonded.
32:23We do this thing now when, you know, we shoot really long hours, and once we hit around
32:282 a.m., we're just trying to, like, keep each other awake and keep each other laughing.
32:31So we enter this phase, which I like to call goof hour, where we are just trying to make
32:36each other laugh at all costs.
32:37So there was a moment this season where I just started doing this thing.
32:41I could sense everyone was dozing off.
32:43Are you familiar with the gingerbread man from Shrek?
32:46Of course.
32:47Okay.
32:47All right.
32:48So I would just, I would just, out of nowhere, would just go, do you know the Muffin Man?
32:54Be like, what are you talking about?
32:56And I'd be like, the Muffin Man!
33:00Don't tell him anything!
33:02And that, that was, that was like, the cast loved it.
33:06Crew, not so much.
33:07Okay.
33:08Yeah, that's right.
33:08But yeah, that kept everybody's spirits up.
33:10It was good.
33:11But how about the show becomes a hit and people dress up as you for Halloween?
33:14Yes, it's the, it's the highest form of flattery in my opinion.
33:19It's like, cause I, when I was a kid, I had a year when I was like four years old,
33:23where I dressed up like Buzz Lightyear.
33:25Like every day, it was insane.
33:27I was Buzz, okay?
33:29Yes!
33:29You can't tell me different.
33:30Yeah.
33:31Um, but no, seeing people dress up.
33:33So I know what that means and seeing people dress up as, you know, Huey,
33:36but like honestly, any character from the show, like it's the highest honor.
33:40So thank you so much to all the fans who have ever done that.
33:44That's insane.
33:45Uh, in a normal superhero show, everyone usually lives happily ever after.
33:51Sure.
33:51And is that something that we can expect?
33:53No.
33:54In no way.
33:55No, it's the boys.
33:56You know, it's not going to be a fairytale ending in, in any, in any regard.
34:01Uh, but yeah, like, no, this is the final season and we really do mean that.
34:06There are characters, uh, I won't say who, but who meet their end.
34:10And it's crazy.
34:12It's really, really nuts.
34:13And it, it was emotional.
34:15Like, you know, I'm covered in blood a lot on the show.
34:18Um, and it was so weird to, you know, be covered in blood and various goos.
34:23And then to just like also be emotional about that where I'm like,
34:26I'm really going to miss this.
34:27And I'm just French head to toe.
34:30Fake blood.
34:30Yeah.
34:31But it's like, it's just been the honor of my life.
34:33Like I truly love the show and everyone involved.
34:34So yeah, you, you and the cast are fantastic.
34:37You knock it out of the park on the show.
34:38Oh, thanks man.
34:38You're very, very talented.
34:39I want to show a clip.
34:40Here's Jack Quaid in season five of the boys.
34:43Take a look.
34:44Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
34:48It's hopeless.
34:51Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
34:54I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
34:55I've been hunted by noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale,
34:59shot at by Russians, almost blown up by hero gasm,
35:02and lasered at bought on ice.
35:04Look, the point is, oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
35:07It's a long story.
35:08The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
35:13Or crazy.
35:13Or both.
35:14Then why aren't you?
35:16Because if you lose hope in here, you're not going to make it.
35:18Jack Quaid, everybody!
35:21The fifth and final season of The Boys begins streaming April 8th on Prime Video.
35:27We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
35:29Come on back.
35:29Come on back.
35:46Performing the title track from their Off-Broadway musical,
35:50My Joy is Heavy.
35:52Please welcome The Bankshens!
36:14My joy is heavy
36:16Oh, help me carry
36:19This joy that comes
36:22At the end of the life
36:25Oh, at the end of the walking
36:28Oh, at the very beginning
36:31This heavy joy
36:34That I'm having
36:35I delight
36:37I do not know it
36:40Oh, I am going
36:43Oh, I am going
36:45Oh, I'm going every day
36:48Now, when I carry
36:51It can just stay in me
36:55If I carry it
36:57If I carry it this way
36:59Oh, I said, I said
37:01My joy is heavy
37:02Oh, help me carry
37:05This joy that comes
37:09At the end of the life
37:11Oh, help me carry
37:14Oh, help me carry
37:16At the very beginning
37:17This heavy joy
37:20That I'm having
37:21Come on!
37:24Yeah!
37:46It's the heavy joy
37:49That I'm marrying
37:52Makes me want to say
37:54Thank you
37:55Thank you
37:56Hallelujah
37:59Thank you
38:01Thank you
38:02Hallelujah
38:04Oh, thank you
38:06Thank you
38:08Hallelujah
38:11Thank you
38:12Thank you
38:13Oh, hallelujah
38:15I am not trying
38:18No, I'm long past trying
38:21To mend
38:23To mend this broken heart
38:26No, I am just trying
38:30To hold all the pieces
38:33And to honor
38:35They honor every part
38:38No, loudness
38:40Cracked up in
38:42Holy Jehovah
38:44That lives inside
38:48Of my chain
38:51Is a home
38:52Is a home
38:54For a phoenix
38:56Or for an animal
38:58Or any animal
38:59In the heart
39:00Oh, I said
39:02My joy is heavy
39:05Oh, help me carry
39:07This joy that comes
39:10At the end of the life
39:12Hey, hey, hey
39:14At the end of the life
39:15I can't go on
39:17I can't go on
39:18I can't go on
39:19I can't go on
39:19To me
39:19This happy joy
39:21That I'm married
39:23And I'm
39:23Hey, hey, hey
39:25This happy joy
39:27That I'm married
39:29And I'm
39:30Delight
39:30This happy joy
39:33That I'm
39:35Mary
39:36And I'm
39:39Delight
39:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
39:45Oh, my God
39:50That is
39:51Look at that
39:52Come on
39:53Standing ovation
39:55For the big friends
39:56That's right
39:58Go see
39:59My joy is heavy
40:00At the New York
40:01Theater Workshop
40:02For tickets
40:03Go to
40:03NYTW.org
40:06We'll be right back
40:07Everybody
40:07Wow
40:08That's how you do it
40:10That's how you do it
40:23My thanks to Jon Hamm
40:25Jack Quaid
40:26The Bansions once again
40:29And the Roots right there
40:31From Philadelphia
40:32Pennsylvania
40:32Thank you for watching
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night
40:36With Seth Meyers
40:37Good night, everybody
40:40Honey
40:42You
40:42You
40:42You
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