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00:00Camera now recording.
00:07Thank you, Dad.
00:11Dad!
00:15Hello?
00:16I'm on the doorbell, not your phone.
00:21What do you mean, you're on the doorbell?
00:24Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:27Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:55I'm so sorry.
00:56...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:03I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that. It was crazy.
01:07Come join...
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:32A couple is surprised to find their umbrella upside down.
01:37I don't know how that happened. The chair was knocked over too.
01:40Do you think it happened...
01:41It didn't happen in the storm last night, didn't it?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Isn't that odd?
01:45Geez, did we get that big of a gust today?
01:55Oh my god.
01:59That just happened.
02:02Oh my god.
02:03Something just snuck into this house through an open patio door.
02:07What? Oh my god!
02:09Ohhhh!
02:29What the hell?
02:30Are you okay?
02:32Yeah. I couldn't get the car in there.
02:38It's called Big Booty Queen.
02:39This kid has just written
02:41a new rap song.
02:42Ready?
02:44I'm a king with a big booty queen.
02:47We went to Booga King, got a big black powder heavier
02:49than my big booty queen. Dang, that's crazy.
02:51And then I said,
02:52why do you look like a power pump?
02:54We're not 200 dead. Get out of my
02:56gap to the guy who worked at Booga King.
02:59And then he said,
03:01my big booty queen is fat.
03:02Then I threw him out of the window
03:04because we don't talk about that guy.
03:07Woo!
03:09Okay.
03:14A couple is about to get a surprise visit.
03:17Being up in western North Carolina,
03:19up in a national rain forest essentially,
03:22we're surrounded by a ton of wildlife.
03:24It's a big appeal for the area.
03:26Just being with nature and never knowing
03:29what you're going to experience.
03:30Right. Every time you walk out the door,
03:32you're something.
03:35I'm just sitting on the couch with my coffee
03:37and my two dogs.
03:42And all I hear is Matt scream like Homer Simpson.
03:46And I'm like, what in the world?
03:50Matt, stop.
03:51Matt, stop.
03:52Matt, stop.
03:53I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
03:56It was crazy.
03:57It was just so unexpected that it just,
04:00the initial reaction was just,
04:03is there really a bat inside with us?
04:07My brain was saying, get to the door.
04:09But in the process of that,
04:11the bat was still circling and diving.
04:13It swooped right at my head several times.
04:19Matt, I was like,
04:21I always stay cool in high pressure situations.
04:24It's my superpower.
04:27I just kept saying,
04:29Matt, open the door.
04:29And he wasn't.
04:30He was running around screaming.
04:31And so, yes, I was annoyed.
04:34Nobody else was reacting.
04:35So I felt like I had to make up for the dog's lack of reaction
04:38and Jenny's lack of reaction.
04:39Sometimes I call Matt the nuclear reactor.
04:43Matt, let it out.
04:47Ah!
04:50Open the fresh horse.
04:51The more Matt moved,
04:53the more the bat would swoop at just him.
04:55Which made me very thankful
04:56because I was trying to contain both of the dogs.
04:59I just had to keep my cool
05:00while that bat chased Matt everywhere.
05:01But what I've since learned
05:02is that the best thing to do
05:04is actually back yourself up against the wall
05:06because bats really can't see.
05:08All right, it's on the ceiling.
05:13Once I got the door open,
05:14the bat had perched itself up on a beam on our ceiling.
05:18And that was it.
05:18It didn't fly after that.
05:21Where's Jason?
05:22What?
05:22Where's Jason?
05:23Jason is one of the wildlife experts,
05:26kind of who you call if you have squirrels in your attic
05:30or a bear in your crawl space.
05:33How the do you get in here?
05:34I don't know.
05:37We already had called
05:38because we knew we still had a few bats outside.
05:41We were doing some work in our chimneys
05:43and they were coming down our chimney into our screen porch.
05:46But it never occurred to me in a million years
05:48that there was one inside.
05:50I pointed out where the bat was.
05:52We showed it to him and he did his job
05:54and safely removed the bat.
05:58It was a happy ending.
05:59I think if it were to happen again,
06:01maybe a little less shrieking.
06:03That's what made it the point.
06:04Right.
06:05Stop!
06:07Stop!
06:20Well?
06:24Stop!
06:44Oh my God!
07:02a furniture move becomes family legend i have to wait max i thought oh i can balance this let's go
07:21this delivery guy is looking for a shortcut
07:52so
07:57so
08:17this man is preparing for a mulch delivery
08:46at this home a family
08:48is trying to move a desk
08:50now matt
08:52when you start to pull it out you're going to have to be pretty strong
08:54i was going to grad school and i decided that i would want a desk in order to become a
09:00real scholar
09:01and i was going to use the desk to do scholarly stuff and rather than spend money on like a
09:06new
09:06desk i decided that i would like to have the very fancy very heavy old oak desk that my parents
09:14had
09:14up in the upstairs of our house in other words you were cheap yeah yeah that's a good way of
09:20putting
09:20it you don't want to break the gutter so you just want to have the gutter as like an handling
09:25point
09:26there's only one room upstairs and it's a spiral staircase to get up so anything that gets up
09:30there has to come over the balcony so we decided i had decided that we were just going to pick
09:36it up
09:36and lifted and set it down without realizing that it's about a 200 pound desk it was not 200 pounds
09:43there's some discrepancy about the weight
09:47bring it down slowly max you go on the back end the plan was simple me and my mother are
09:55going to
09:55lower it down to my brother at which point i would run downstairs to help sam i thought that
10:02i would be strong enough to lift 700 pounds over my head it's getting heavier and heavier now i
10:07want you to gently bring it down and i will let you know when i have it when i heard
10:12about it my
10:13first question was don't you want to wait until your dad comes home and they both were like oh no
10:17we got this we can do it and i thought oh well then okay let me see how that turned
10:23out
10:25keep on coming give it an angle give it an angle max i can have i have the weight max
10:30sam's yelling at us to give it an angle and to this day our family still doesn't quite know what
10:34he meant by that so now whenever someone says or does something completely imbecilic we say oh
10:40give it an angle give it an angle yes yes go mom you you're fine let go you're not doing
10:50anything
10:50god bless our mother she did everything to try to help it was a high pressure situation and i was
10:5622
10:56it was very low pressure it was moving a desk you try having a thousand pounds over your head
11:02as sam likes to make it sound like abraham lincoln sand and get his very good dress on this desk
11:07this particle board mdf whatever you want to call it ready what do i do nothing just let go
11:14when that desk hit me in the head i immediately thought oh i can balance this
11:20and i take those wobbly steps and then my next thought is i don't have this it's just not gonna
11:26end well
11:33it hurt my pride more than anything else
11:36it's still together just one leg came up
11:38i wasn't super concerned uh that he was concussed i wasn't in fact that didn't even occur to me that
11:44he
11:44could be we do think he's still brain damaged i think that happened long before this incident
11:49this could be repaired did you drop it we did i worked in a high school and i was sitting
11:54in a
11:54study hall and my phone went ding what the hell was that coming from did you drop and break the
12:02desk
12:03i didn't even know we had a ring doorbell so i had absolutely no idea this was going to be
12:07permanently
12:08recorded well i just wish i had a shirt on during the video um one of the legs he's broken
12:14he would
12:15glue that back on though and then the backhand
12:19otherwise it's fine i did end up taking it to uh graduate school the iron is it only served as
12:25basically a shelf it was yeah it was basically a shelf or a giant paperweight i didn't use it at
12:30all
12:30so we didn't have to worry about it again just got to give it an angle next time then
12:38this dad is enjoying the vr set he got for christmas
12:53this kid is also playing with virtual reality
12:59you good no what happened i just ran into the tree don't know
13:08this little boy's halloween is about to take an unexpected turn
13:12i didn't think this through like uh-oh they may not appreciate my humor
13:27but that stuff is new but the pipes are old
13:37in this house a window has been left open while no one is home
13:56this tired nurse is used to scanning her key fob at work
14:17oh my god
14:33i love halloween since i was a kid trick-or-treaters coming to the door is like one of my
14:38favorite
14:39things i love it and i try to make it really fun for them there she is
14:44i do love wearing an inflatable costume where are you this way
14:50i have dressed up as a dinosaur caught by the branches
14:54out walking my dog in the middle of the day or just random things like that
15:01my silly side really comes out um during halloween you're killing me where's your face i wanted to
15:09surprise you we moved in 2022 and so we were actually fairly new to the neighborhood being
15:14this was our first year in the house um i was really looking forward to halloween that year
15:20i had to get a costume for my sister's halloween party and when i saw the chicken i just thought
15:25it
15:25was hilarious to me so i got it i just remember pacing the house because you can't sit down in
15:32it for it to stay fully inflated you you have to keep it on and you know talk to my
15:37husband i'm like
15:37what if nobody comes and um that's when i heard the little knock
15:45what do you think please don't think i'm a creepy neighbor
15:53i was so excited to greet my first trick-or-treater and he absolutely has a meltdown
16:01i didn't think this through like uh-oh like i'm new to the neighborhood nobody knows me they may not
16:08they may not appreciate my humor send me your therapy
16:14i couldn't get out of the thing fast enough so i'm trying to take the costume off to let
16:18him know that it's safe you know i'm not a real chicken
16:24he wouldn't even take candy from me like i was trying to give him candy
16:27he didn't want any he wanted nothing to do with me
16:40he cried the whole way down the driveway and i just felt terrible so that's when i got the
16:45nickname chicken lady that has carried with me i have had neighbors remind me that that they still
16:50think of me as a chicken lady and i actually worried about the little boy for the whole year it
16:56never
16:56left my mind i didn't have closure on it until the next halloween when they came back
17:14that was what i was waiting for and so we had that reunion there and it was really cool and
17:25that's
17:25when i actually got to show them the video they thought it was hilarious
17:34i'm still gonna dress up i still think it's hilarious and still have a lot of fun with it
17:39but um i did not ever answer the door in an inflatable ever again i probably won't
17:47this was a one and done
17:52this dad is trying to get rid of a wasp's nest i can absolutely hear with this football do it
17:59you're ready to run because they're going to come do it
18:04you're ready to get rid of a wasp's nest i don't want to get rid of a wasp's nest i
18:12don't want to get rid of a wasp's nest
18:12what's that
18:18are you okay yeah i'm okay
18:34holy hell
18:49A woman hanging curtains is about to make a big mistake.
19:23Are you kidding?
19:46This man's garage door seems to be stuck.
20:03A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:25God damn it!
20:43A woman is traveling home for Christmas with gifts for her family.
20:47A woman is traveling.
20:49A woman is traveling.
21:18A woman is traveling.
21:19A woman is traveling.
21:19A woman is traveling.
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21:24A woman is traveling.
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