#video #Strip Law - Season 1 - Episode 10: Finale: A Show About Lawyers
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00:12All right, Winthrop and associates, settle down.
00:15We've much to discuss in this, my last week before retirement.
00:19Where are Pringus and Bench?
00:21I don't know.
00:21Where are they, Melissa?
00:23You're their wife.
00:24I'm their fiancé.
00:25I mean, I'm Bench's fiancé.
00:27I'm only marrying one of them.
00:29Thank God.
00:30God wouldn't keep us apart, Melissa, but I bet you'd be yelling his name.
00:35My home dogs.
00:37Sorry we're late, everyone.
00:38Happy hour turned into happy 12 hours.
00:41And pukey next morning.
00:44Disgusting.
00:44Disgusting?
00:45Are we talking about Chase's botched circumcision?
00:49Points.
00:50You're swimming with the sharks.
00:51Seating up big trees.
00:53But when it's big boys out, can you play the right keys?
00:55Now you're in the big leagues, bumping with the big boys.
00:59With the big boys.
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:01Running with the big dogs, buying all the big toys.
01:07I can't believe I'm about to marry my former paralegal slash best friend's ex slash the love of my life
01:14and move to D.C. to start my lifetime appointment on the Supreme Court.
01:19Well, I opened Malibu's first beachside law office.
01:23Slash dueling guitar bar slash slash will make an appearance.
01:27Wow, there wasn't already one of those?
01:29Slash you're stupid.
01:30Ignoring you.
01:31But not before we finally beat our rival attorneys, Grizzellini and Fjords, in the big case against Omni Incorporated.
01:39Yes, well, about that.
01:41I've got some bad news.
01:43The judge found a conflict of interest.
01:46Apparently, Omni is secretly owned by Pringus' evil ex-stepdad.
01:51You're off the case.
01:52But I resolved that trauma two years ago.
01:54So, no epic last case, I guess?
01:57Ah, worry not, Bengus, my one-word nickname for you two.
02:01You'll be defending a friend of mine, the inventor of Toilet 2.
02:06They've been market-testing it in Las Vegas, and something about the revolutionary new bowel evacuation technology seems to be
02:12putting people into comas.
02:13Ha-ha! You're going out on the toilet.
02:16Uh, like Elvis.
02:20A class-action suit is being brought by some billboard knuckleheads out of Sin City.
02:25Um, Gumb and Flambe, one of them is a magician.
02:29They practice law on the strip.
02:32Eugh, what could be dumber than a magician in a law office?
02:36Here are those documents and vintage Playboys you wanted, my home dogs.
02:40Oh, thanks, Filer.
02:41Okay, so instead of defeating our rival firm in a deeply personal final case,
02:45we're defending a morally-suspect toilet company against...them.
02:51Oh, oh, no, no, no, it'll be sick.
02:53I mean, after years of hitting no-look jumpers, Pringus and Bench are going to end on a slam dunk.
02:59Oh, looks like someone's not getting laid tonight.
03:04It's Chase.
03:06It's Chase.
03:07It is always Chase.
03:08The only thing this indoor skydiving studio is guilty of
03:13is showing its customers the magic of flight.
03:19Uh, uh-oh!
03:20Sheila, how many dogs did you use?
03:23I don't know!
03:26I know a best man isn't supposed to say this, but I'm speechless.
03:31Didn't we meet these bozos at the Lawyer Awards?
03:34Who can remember slash care?
03:36You know, this magic crap might fly in little old Vegas,
03:39but this is Carson City,
03:40and we're real Versailles suit-wearing law dogs.
03:44We're going to be wiping them off the soles of our Versailles lofures.
03:48Give it up!
03:50All right, we'd better get to work.
03:52Yeah, this case is going to require a lot of research.
03:56But first, cronies!
04:05Fringus, Bench, would you like to review the Toilet 2 documents I compiled for you?
04:11Uh, after we get back, okay, buddy?
04:14Yeah, hey, while we're gone, try not to get the photocopier pregnant.
04:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:21Good one, guys.
04:22I'm gonna miss you.
04:24Oh, we're gonna miss you too, Filer.
04:25Yeah, don't get so lonely you have oral sex with the friggin' water cooler!
04:30Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:31Got me again!
04:37Here are to thy gronies, my lieges.
04:40Oh, Piper.
04:41You've been like a bartender, therapist, and occasional sex partner rolled into one.
04:46This place sure won't be the same without us.
04:48If you mean it'll smell less like Elon Musk's failed cologne, then yeah.
04:53Nice.
04:54Lot of memories.
04:56Like the year you dated Lucy Liu.
04:58Or when that one-armed frat boy claimed to be your son.
05:01Or when you promised your fiancé you'd cut down the guest list over lunch and then went to the bar.
05:06Why did I even bother checking your office first?
05:09Melissa Coldsherry, if you were looking for me, you should have just checked your bedroom.
05:14Nice.
05:15Don't you mean our bedroom?
05:17Or is it my bedroom because that's where I friggin' own you?
05:20Nice.
05:21Maybe I'm so turned on by your Ice Queen act I can't think straight.
05:25Nice.
05:26Hmm, having trouble with straightness?
05:28Aw, maybe I'm marrying the wrong lawyer.
05:31Nice.
05:31Speaking of straight.
05:33Let me guess, you've got an erection.
05:34Nice.
05:35Guilty.
05:36Nice.
05:36Guilty?
05:37What am I, one of your clients?
05:39Nice.
05:40Funny, I thought you were opposing counsel because I'm about to friggin' rail you.
05:44Okay, you two need to get back to work, but first, Bench, you'd better make out with me before I
05:48make Pringus watch me shove that groany up your bro hole.
05:52Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice!
05:55Thanks for the groanies, but we gotta go.
05:57Not without one last song.
06:00Woo!
06:02Nice.
06:03I love this!
06:05Ah!
06:06Woo!
06:14Let's give him the old Carson City welcome.
06:18Hey there.
06:19Pringus and Bench.
06:20Just a heads up, we've never lost a case, so there's no shame in giving up now.
06:26Yeah, no shame.
06:27Except your outfits.
06:28Well, just a heads up for you, Buster Brown, we're amazing.
06:34I'm even over Mommy's death.
06:36I've totally processed the death of my boyfriend's puppet.
06:39My name's Glim, I command an army of crows.
06:42And my pussy is less broken than ever.
06:45Sailor.
06:48I can't believe this is my last opening arguments with my beloved Pringus and Bench.
06:54Take it away, home dogs.
06:56Ladies and gentlemen, why do people go to Las Vegas?
06:59Why, to gamble, of course.
07:01But also, spectacle!
07:03And Toilet 2 is a high-tech marvel of bowel evacuation technology.
07:08It is a spectacle.
07:10And yeah, it has a small chance of possibly putting some people into a coma, making it
07:16a bit of a gamble.
07:17A small chance at a long nap?
07:19I wish all Vegas odds were that good.
07:23They shouldn't call it Toilet 2.
07:25They should call it the jackpot!
07:30You're up, John Arbuckle.
07:33My name is Lincoln.
07:36Back in little old Vegas, we have a few traditions, including magic.
07:43Sheila?
07:44Okay!
07:45I'm gonna need some personal items from the audience.
07:47Watches, keychains, wallets.
07:49Don't worry, it'll be fun!
07:51Uh, objection, Your Honor, for robbing the freaking jury?
07:55This better be going somewhere.
07:58Oh, it's going somewhere, all right.
08:01Ta-da!
08:02I made your stuff disappear!
08:04See how bad it feels when you lose an important part of yourself to a toilet?
08:09But unlike the heartless creators of Toilet 2, we're not criminals, which is why we'll give
08:15you everything back.
08:19All we ask is that Toilet 2 also be made to pay back what it took from our clients.
08:26Everything.
08:27Wait a sec, everything's soaked with toilet water!
08:31My watch is ruined!
08:33My phone is dead.
08:34Was there pee in there?
08:35I am incredibly pissed off!
08:41Oh, that is something.
08:49Stop laughing, gum and flumby!
08:52This is not for you!
08:58You know, this last ride might be more fun than I thought.
09:01Uh, you think?
09:03Something tells me Pringus and Bench are going out on t-
09:07What the hell, kid?
09:09Wait, you're that Vegas girl.
09:11The one from the courtroom today.
09:12Irene.
09:13Irene gum.
09:14What are you doing here?
09:16Oh, I don't know.
09:17Where I work is so weird and gross.
09:20You guys are like fun and light.
09:22I want to be the kind of person who fits in here.
09:24Can I have a job?
09:24And you think you've got what it takes to bump with the big boys.
09:29Uh, hold up.
09:30Could be good to have an inside man.
09:33You want our inside man to be an inside girl?
09:36Pfft.
09:37Sounds like this dude is scared to be inside a girl.
09:41Damn, solid quip, Vegas.
09:44Okay, someone has to keep things cool around here after we're gone.
09:47You're hired.
09:48Yes!
09:50Huh.
09:53Mmm, you look happy.
09:54What are you up to?
09:55Oh, nothing.
09:55Maybe I'm just excited for your fiancé's bachelor party.
09:59You know something.
09:59I'm on to you.
10:00But she'll never be on you.
10:03Speaking of scoring, we're crushing our case.
10:07Let's just say the opposition's a few ice cubes short of a groanie.
10:11Ah!
10:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:13Sorry, sorry.
10:14Ignore me.
10:15Okay, I was gonna say they're missing more than the ice.
10:18They're missing the whole damn glass.
10:20Ha!
10:20Oh, sorry.
10:22Does everyone else see that muscular vampire?
10:25Yes, Lazarus.
10:26She's Irene, the new intern.
10:29Anyway, we're not worried.
10:31We have a problem.
10:32The toilet two patients are waking up.
10:35Uh, isn't that a good thing?
10:38Well...
10:39Wait, what actually happened to these people?
10:42It seems their minds were wiped clean of all memory.
10:45Ha!
10:46Been there.
10:48Very funny, Bench.
10:49She was a gifted brain surgeon, actually.
10:52You know, the victim you just made light of.
10:54Okay, that's not great, but we've tried harder cases.
11:00Remember Grenadine Hills?
11:01Yes, we falsified evidence to win.
11:04Wow, wow, wow.
11:05We massaged the evidence.
11:07Don't worry, I know where his factory reset button is.
11:11But you still can't find mine.
11:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
11:15Oh my God.
11:18Filer, how do you do it?
11:20Simple. First, you put your right hand in, then you...
11:23I'm sorry, you activated my Hokey Pokey mode.
11:27See? That's so light-hearted.
11:29Ugh, how do you all fit together so well?
11:31Our eccentricities fill each other's gaps.
11:33That's what a found family is.
11:36I get it. God, this place makes me feel like...
11:39maybe everything will be okay.
11:41Lie detector passed, you are not a spy.
11:44You do love Pringus and Bench.
11:46I really do.
11:48Hey, remember that thing Pringus did where he like...
11:50Fuck! Oh, I mean, damn. Sorry.
11:52I get nervous and clumsy when I think about how great it is here.
11:55I assure you, that is a normal reaction to Pringus and Bench.
12:04Doctor, is it uncommon to experience memory loss in Las Vegas?
12:09Well, when you put it that way, I guess not.
12:12Yeah, I can attest to that. Woke up married to this guy once.
12:17That's a night I'm glad I don't remember.
12:20No more questions.
12:26Doctor, when you approved this toilet, did you know it was more dangerous than a, uh, a freaking...
12:34Help me, Sheila.
12:35Um, Hitler masturbating, dressed like a sexy cow, uh...
12:40Abracadazzle!
12:41What?
12:42We also had sex, and we both came thrice.
12:46Oh, you all loved it when they joked about it.
12:50Gum, flumbating.
12:51Shame on you.
12:54Smooth move, Vegas.
12:56And for the record, my hair is more ash blonde with honey highlights.
13:00Well, normally, my niece helps with the costumes, but...
13:04You stole her!
13:06Okay.
13:07Truths.
13:08We don't let bad vibes linger.
13:10We like to do this thing whenever we go up against a new law firm,
13:13where we go get a drink, we talk shop, we call it groanies with the competition.
13:19Why don't you guys come to my bachelor party?
13:22And this isn't some kind of ploy to get us drunk and groom us like a dog in a big
13:27sink and take pictures?
13:29No.
13:30Then we'll be there.
13:34Glem!
13:35Ugh!
13:36Dozed off there for a second.
13:38Well, that's Carson City heroin for ya.
13:42What did you just do?
13:43How are you so strong?
13:44Stay away from those people!
13:46She's got those free solo fingers!
13:48No!
13:49You're not listening!
13:50They're gonna try to groom you like a dog in a big sink and take pictures or something.
13:54Let me protect you.
13:55It's okay if you're going somewhere runchy.
13:57I'll wear my underage blindfold.
13:58Not that I can't handle eroticism.
13:59I watched the X-rated Hot Dates movie twice because I think I'm in love with Rebecca.
14:04I haven't heard of any of those horrible sounding things.
14:07We'll be fine, kid.
14:08We're a Pringus and Bench.
14:16Ah, crap balls!
14:18Excellent office-appropriate swearing, Irene.
14:21Thanks, but I'm worried, Filer.
14:23Me and my uncle don't belong in your world.
14:24I can feel myself ruining things, like earlier today.
14:28Oh, whoops!
14:29Didn't mean to interrupt.
14:30You didn't.
14:31Uh, it's just that you guys have such a great love-hate office romance going.
14:35You must be dying to kiss each other.
14:38Oh, or, or, start fighting.
14:41I love that you guys just fight all the time.
14:43Like, it just makes sense, you know?
14:45Why wouldn't your soulmate be the person that takes you down a peg at work and at home forever?
14:52Am I contagious?
14:53Have I brought cigarettes into the Garden of Eden?
14:56Irene, let me tell you something.
14:58The fact that you love Pringus and Bench means you do belong here.
15:02Oh, Filer, can I hug you?
15:05Permission to hug, granted.
15:09Ah, my first day of retirement.
15:13You know, Chase, I may have been hard on you, but...
15:22Oh, no. Oh, God!
15:24It's okay, Irene.
15:26It was an accident.
15:27Just break the cycle.
15:28Tell us the truth.
15:29We'll forgive you.
15:30It'll be a nice, happy ending.
15:32No!
15:33Do something stupid and ugly to cover your own ass!
15:36Lie!
15:37Lie to everyone!
15:40Cowboys are opposite of Sith Lords.
15:45Filer killed himself!
15:46No!
15:47He jumped out the window and landed on Mr. Winthrop!
15:50I found his note.
15:51He couldn't take your cruel robot jokes anymore.
15:55It's...
15:56his handwriting.
15:57Maybe this is just a traditional English pre-wedding prank.
16:01Very funny, Lazarus.
16:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:07We lost two great men this week.
16:09Lazarus was...
16:11A Titan.
16:12And Filer was...
16:14a...
16:16a...
16:17beautiful soul.
16:18And...
16:19Bench!
16:19I want to go with him!
16:23No!
16:24Bad!
16:24We're Pringus and goddamn Bench!
16:27We don't lose look you're gonna get married we're gonna win this stupid goddamn toilet case and everything
16:34Will turn out how it is supposed to and I'll see all you assholes at the goddamn grody zone tonight
16:42And we will have normal fun. So help me God
16:52I
16:52Can fix this I must
17:00We should fire that creepy intern well, just you know inherited the firm, so she's his problem now, right?
17:09Right I forgot we're leaving yeah for better things now
17:14What do you say we let loose and show these people a good time, huh to pringus and bench?
17:21Folks it's been a
17:24Rough week, but if tonight is gonna be epic. I'm not crinkly clams. This place smells like a rich lady's
17:32ponytail
17:40Clams. Oh, thank God. It was just a dream, but
17:44Why am I so hungover how many cronies did I friends a doctor?
17:48She told me if you drink it in this position you'll get way drunker teenagers discovered it
17:54It's why you see less and less of them these days mmm
17:57Bench what happened last night? Did we make it to the axe-throwing place welcome to paradise?
18:03Can you believe this place is completely owned and run by active fugitive? I
18:08Don't know
18:09Seriously pringus. What did we do? Are we bad people? Yeah, we'll figure it out after the wedding. Oh
18:17God the wedding we're late bench. We got to go now. Oh my god. Where are the tuxes?
18:24Hungover and late to my own wedding, you know this actually feels like classic us for the first time and
18:29I've never seen this part of my body without a mirror
18:32Well welcome to the party pal
18:35God did I cheat on Melissa bench our priorities need to be wedding then case then
18:42Reckoning with our horrible troops. Okay, you're right. You're right. Let's go first time you kill a man
18:47You're killing the you that never did that after you're just rearranging who's above and who's below
18:53Take it from me sweet Tomas pringus. Who is sweet Tomas? Do not say his name
19:17You're the one piece of wreckage I can cling to
19:24We love each other, right? Oh, thank god ever since we talked to that weird intern. I have been spiraling.
19:31Let's call it off
19:32Well, hold on. Maybe we could know this is right and I learned something else about myself last night. Oh,
19:38Melissa
19:39Dirty rodents don't belong in nice office buildings. What's an exterminator to do?
19:45Like all workaholic lawyers. I crave kinky exterminator themed sex
19:50Yeah, baby, but bench. This is good. We're free. We have the rest of our lives ahead of us
19:56You can go to DC and I
19:59I fixed everything
20:01I've brought filer back. I do belong with all of you see
20:05demon
20:12No
20:15Crabbles
20:20Crazy week, huh? The only reason we're here is that pringus and bench don't lose cases
20:24Otherwise, I'd grab the bailiff's gun and kill you then myself. He probably wouldn't mind in vegas. I shoot guns
20:31in court all the time
20:35I tried to be normal and likable and people died
20:38Normal's just a street in los angeles kid and guess what I found when I went there
20:42This weird human tooth and it belongs here with us like you
20:49It's good to be back
20:51We'll hear closing arguments now
20:55You know what?
20:56Toilet 2 is dangerous
20:58And it puts people in comas and erases their minds
21:02Testing it on humans would be cruel
21:06But I submit these vegas people
21:09They aren't human. They don't react normally to like the most basic things. It's like they don't have souls. Oh
21:15do go on
21:17It's against their nature to let something just be sweet and fun and airy
21:22They have to make it dark and strange and crass
21:26So let's put their broken minds where they belong in the toilet
21:33Bangus rests
21:35That that's it all right next
21:39Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I admit that I was having trouble thinking of how to close this case
21:44But then someone gave me an incredible idea
21:53Six chambers one bullet not good odds wouldn't you say?
21:57Mr. Gum what are you doing? Shut up. This is a full circle thing for us
22:01More than 20% of all toilet 2 users get their brains turned into potato salad
22:07Worse odds than russian roulette
22:10If you're okay with toilet 2 then you're okay with watching me pull the trigger
22:16Shall I?
22:18Oh my god stop it. I hate this the gun is metaphor for toilet
22:24We know but it's more than that. It's a metaphor for the risk of not being yourself
22:31We came to your big city court and tried to change who we were to be like pringus and bench
22:38But we're not and that's okay
22:41I'll never let some popular big shots take away who I am
22:46And you shouldn't let some fancy toilet take away who vegas is
22:52Because freaks need stuff to enjoy too. I rest my rootin tootin case
22:59Oh whoops
23:00That is enough mr. Gum
23:02Pringus and bench are incredibly highly rated members of this community
23:05Which makes what you just said even more awesome
23:09You know malibu
23:21gronies the law
23:24Merseys
23:25I don't care about any of it anymore
23:29Let's start over start fresh
23:34What do you say one more trip around the bend?
23:37Okay, but this time you be bench
23:54Ready ready
24:02Go
24:21Have you terminated what experience toilet?
24:24Have you terminated?
24:25We did it thanks to the power of friendship bring it in
24:31Glem, are you okay?
24:35I don't feel so good.
24:37I feel like...
24:39Oh, my God. This wind must have given him enough experience.
24:46He's... evolving!
24:52Glem evolved into Glemmissimo!
24:56Glemm...
25:00Glemmissimo!
25:02Glemmissimo!
25:03Glemmissimo!
25:05So I guess Glem is just like this now?
25:08Glemmissimo!
25:10Yup!
25:31Glemmissimo!
25:33On
25:45Glemmissimo!
26:13Chirp.
26:45Chirp.
27:15Chirp.
27:17Chirp.
27:20Chirp.
27:21Chirp.
27:28Chirp.
27:29Chirp.
27:29Chirp.
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