#video #pushers s01e04 skyfire Episode 4 Engsub
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00:00Do you know why I hate spice?
00:03It's unnatural chemical muck,
00:05cooked up by child slaves in China.
00:09That's as good a reason as any, though.
00:10I haven't finished yet.
00:12It's destroying the prisons.
00:14It smells like urine.
00:16It's one of the least carbon-friendly substances you can get.
00:20And would you take a look at the state of my streets?
00:26What a mess.
00:30Let's buy some of this new spice,
00:32and see who turns up.
00:34This is clearly a serious operation,
00:37run by expert criminals.
00:39Cheers!
00:40Thought I'd at least feel something,
00:43so I'm being sober.
00:44Is it even cold?
00:46Yes, yes.
00:49Not working.
00:50So essentially we're just having a bath together.
00:59Congratulations again.
01:02Organised crime group.
01:04Okay.
01:05We shifted the last of the cocaine.
01:12We did it!
01:14Yeah!
01:15Drug dealing!
01:18Does anyone remember those little foot fishies they had,
01:23up in the shopping centre?
01:25Yeah, they did.
01:26They get shut down because people kept...
01:31Steering the fishes?
01:32No getting that straight out.
01:36It's...
01:36What?
01:37On your feet?
01:37I have a theory that the sudden rise in fish pedicures
01:40signalled the beginning of the decline of the West.
01:42How much foot could a foot fish suck
01:44as a foot fish could suck feet?
01:46Get her, Dwayne!
01:48Get her!
01:49Get her!
01:49Why is he here?
01:51We're not this far.
01:52We're at him, surely.
01:53Go away!
01:54I just said Dwayne was 55 with an hormone deficiency thing,
01:57guy.
01:57They took one look at you lot.
01:59Left it.
02:00I'm doing Leo a favour, man.
02:02Uncle Larry says this, bum-head.
02:03Trying to climb inside me mum.
02:05Oi!
02:06Not those exact words.
02:09What's that finger?
02:11That's a stoma.
02:12It sucks up the sores of naughty little boys.
02:16It's how I managed to stay looking so young.
02:19No, it's a stoma.
02:21All this reminds me of giving birth to him.
02:25Screws put me in the shower.
02:27They didn't know what else to do.
02:29They were all men back then, you know.
02:32You're close.
02:33Yeah, mum had me inside.
02:37I didn't see this little bastard again till he was three.
02:42Did I?
02:43Stop it.
02:45Stop it.
02:46Stop it.
02:46He's a good boy.
02:48It's never too late to have an happy childhood, you know.
02:52Um, where's Mina Boss Museum?
02:54Oh, um, it's going an errand for me.
03:00Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um...
03:05It's only spice for Emily behind Ewan's butt.
03:07Don't tell Ewan.
03:10He's doing an errand for you?
03:12Yeah, I'm picking up my cerebral palsy pills.
03:17So it's nothing Dodger?
03:21No, they stopped me from slowing down even more.
03:29See, it's happening right now
03:36because I have run out of them.
03:54Do you know him? No.
04:03No shower. Waste of my time. I missed a bloody spa for this.
04:09They're meaning to talk to you.
04:11It's not about investing in dog shoes again, is it?
04:19What the fuck are you wearing?
04:24I ain't ever been to a spa before.
04:25What are you meant to wear?
04:29Swimwear.
04:30But I can't swim.
04:32Well, at least show a bit of flesh.
04:42Happy now, pervert?
04:46Yes, very.
04:55I did all this money.
04:57Don't you eat gummy bears?
05:00What on earth is she up to, love?
05:05I know a love, but it's either this or actually having to talk to her.
05:12Talk is don't do conversation or feelings.
05:17We're not from London.
05:21We see you.
05:23Five thousand pounds.
05:26Again.
05:28Again.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:31Come on.
05:32Don't like your second breakfast bap of a morning, is there?
05:37Gove your touch.
05:45Do you recognise him?
05:48That's Messier Mason.
05:49He used to hang around with you and bloody Sheridan shit.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:56He's not back, is he?
06:01I see you.
06:03We see you.
06:05I swear I know this fella.
06:08Yeah, I want to make him flapjacks.
06:12Big jerk.
06:13He used to flapjacks, man.
06:17Wait.
06:18Isn't he?
06:19Here we go.
06:21October 97.
06:23That's right.
06:24It was him.
06:25Emily's little school friend.
06:27Little Ewan Sheridan.
06:32Ewan Sheridan.
06:34That boy made our lives hell back in the day.
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40And it was Emma who got into all that trouble for the fire.
06:46Ewan Sheridan burnt down a school.
06:48Christ.
06:49Were the kids inside?
06:50Dunno.
06:51Worse, he set fire to our favourite pub.
06:54And the Mackies.
06:55I had to drive to Bloody Beverley for my McNuggets.
07:01It's my kid.
07:02They're better.
07:14And that, Daddy, was Ludwig van Beethoven.
07:18For some reason, Mummy says she'll be facing 20 years in prison.
07:22Unless you pick me up and take me to your gong thing later.
07:25Gong thing?
07:27Oh, music.
07:28Tell her.
07:29Oh.
07:30So is now a good time to give you a little present?
07:34That's a gun, is it?
07:37Is that a gun?
07:40It's a gift.
07:41You don't need it anymore, do you?
07:43Oh, brilliant.
07:44How many mouths has that been in?
07:49I still want out.
07:51You're getting out because of one date with a random girl.
07:59I like her.
08:01She's cool and shit.
08:04And if I'm with her, I've got to be a daddy for Duane.
08:07So anyways, let's just do Chazza now.
08:11But for realsies, right, I could be any stickers.
08:17I made your own head of stickers.
08:22Whatever.
08:23Gun.
08:24Emily.
08:25I can't be trusted with my gun.
08:29I can barely be trusted with my own hands.
08:35Well, if you don't want the gun, I'm leaving it over here, yeah?
08:39Oh, well, I'll take it.
08:43As long as I can call her Daphne.
08:50Why?
08:50Less scary and violent.
09:04You lovely ladies ready for your couple's massage?
09:07Where shall we put our gowns?
09:12Sorry?
09:14Our gowns?
09:16Where shall we put them?
09:18Um...
09:20Yes, darlings.
09:22If you just lie down on your fronts.
09:26Your fronts.
09:29Yes.
09:30Fronts.
09:32Did you know that I'm a local drug lord?
09:39Relax.
09:40The average IQ for a level six masseuse is 93, but unfortunately she can still understand me.
09:52Let's talk about drugs.
09:57But...
09:59Can you call them coffee or something?
10:06Is you and Sheridan aware that for the past three weeks we've been selling Fairtrade tea in addition to the
10:11final grounds for his Fairtrade coffee?
10:13They need to know that we're selling spice as well if we're going to go legit.
10:3099.3% of our income comes from hot beverages.
10:33Only 0.7% from donations.
10:36It's unsustainable.
10:37But what do you value more?
10:38Fairtrade tea or your friendship with Ewan?
10:41Now, if you'd like to turn over.
10:49I do have to ask, are her muscles, like, normal?
10:55Well, not normal. I know they're not normal.
10:57But are they in the same places as on normal people?
11:01She doesn't have any.
11:03Her mother was impregnated by a blobfish.
11:06Oh, no.
11:07Oh.
11:08Bless her.
11:12Fuck bitch.
11:14Let's carry on selling spice.
11:18What does it matter if we help a few non-disabled pricks feed their addiction?
11:33I'll convince you and just need to get packed on side.
11:44Oh.
11:47What a relaxing day.
11:50It's an alarm.
11:54It means something bad is happening.
12:01I am going to punch you in your face.
12:10What an awful thing to say.
12:22How were I supposed to know you can't smoke?
12:25Here's a clue.
12:26It's not 2006.
12:31Do you know how much money I spend in here?
12:34I'm afraid we can't bend the rules for any child, sir.
12:39There's a little boy right there.
12:41That is very offensive.
12:43That is a man.
12:45He has a hormone deficiency.
12:47What are you doing?
12:48Mummy said you'd be so stressy, you'd need to be stroked.
12:52So I'm stroking you.
12:54Like a cat.
12:55She probably said I'd be so stressed that I'll have a stroke.
12:59Well, Ma, you've had three strokes.
13:07Thank you for coming over.
13:12I need to talk to you about you.
13:16What's Grotham done now?
13:19Cuckooing.
13:20Shall we?
13:24Cuckooing?
13:26That's the term I was reading about earlier online.
13:29Is that a porn thing?
13:38It's when criminals use threats and violence to coerce a vulnerable person
13:44into using their home as a base for drug dealing.
13:49I know all about drugs.
13:53Me and your man went to the hacienda.
13:56Once.
13:58Accidentally.
14:00I thought it was a Mexican restaurant.
14:04You forgot her anniversary!
14:07No, I, erm...
14:09Stop! Please!
14:11Just... just stop.
14:17I'm sorry about what happened to your boy.
14:20What happened to my boy?
14:21When this one started that fire at the school.
14:24She blamed it all on him.
14:26I wanted to talk to you about it then, but I was fraught with grief.
14:31But what he's done, what he's doing, how he's involving my ammo it...
14:40That's not right.
14:44You grass!
14:46You bastard grass!
14:49No, I am...
14:50That's why they took him off me!
14:51That's why they sent him away!
14:53Because of your lie!
14:54You sat all over his young life!
14:58But, Rick, you referred to him as glutam literally moments ago!
15:11You were his best pal!
15:15His only pal!
15:18Were Jordan!
15:27I don't want those people.
15:30Their drugs.
15:32Or any money you haven't honestly earned.
15:36In.
15:37This.
15:37House.
15:40Okay?
15:44There!
15:46It's now a bad time to actually what the actually end it was like.
15:57Awful.
16:00No guacamole.
16:31And the rump goes to...
16:34Guzzling John.
16:36For rice.
16:38Horrid little pubs like this always remind me of Daddy.
16:41Are you always imagining your dad in a pinstripe suit working for a hedge fund?
16:53No, he's self-made.
16:54Property, mostly, but part of his business was hiring out those awful fruit machines.
16:59One-armed bandits, he calls them.
17:01Highly offensive.
17:02So you don't get on.
17:04We haven't always had the best relationship, but pretty close now.
17:09And the pork belly is...
17:12Abracadabra for Gandalf.
17:14Congrats, mate.
17:15Can I just say something?
17:18It is so lovely not to be in yet another inter-able relationship.
17:22To be with someone who just gets what I've been through, you know?
17:27Relationship.
17:28I feel...
17:30quick.
17:31Isn't that what lesbians do?
17:34No, I was wondering if...
17:36You wanted to meet him.
17:38Daddy.
17:40Did you just call me Daddy?
17:47No.
17:48I was wondering if you wanted to meet my father.
17:52Oh!
17:54You two are the cutest couple that I've ever seen since I spotted the Dreadwood in the Million Centre.
18:01Hello there.
18:02Can we help you?
18:04They're your employees.
18:06They are from Howard.
18:07We've met 24 times before.
18:09I'm Minibus Missy.
18:11We've also met a number of times.
18:13Put your boss...
18:15Bosses...
18:16Screw this.
18:18Do you want to just come back to mine?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Do I need a condom?
18:27No.
18:29Sean.
18:30Hello, Sean.
18:33Oh, God.
18:36Sobriety just gets worse and worse.
18:38Oh, thank you.
18:39I couldn't breathe in there.
18:41Now, you must help me get home.
18:43What's that, Gunny?
18:44Get me home, Sean.
18:45You want me to put you in Harry's jacket?
18:48Yes.
18:49Help me get home, dear boy.
18:52Bye-bye.
18:55Am I having a psychosis?
18:59Nah.
19:00Mega-pack of bacon.
19:02Little Patricia.
19:07Um...
19:10Look at those fucking swords.
19:17That's it.
19:17That's it.
19:18That's it.
19:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:20Go, go, go, go.
19:23Yes, me!
19:25Oi!
19:25Go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:27What, you nonce?
19:28Yeah, you paid off.
19:29Stop staring at our young flesh, will you?
19:32Yeah, you paid off.
19:34Right, come on, man.
19:35Let's go to pub.
19:37Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:40Go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:41Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:42You go and get changed now, my little darling.
19:45And then we'll pop down Bear Grylls, alright?
19:48Hey, we never get taken.
19:52It's time to deal with Sheridan.
19:55What?
19:56No, Ewan, Sheridan. Why would I want to murder Sheridan Smith?
20:02Ooh, lovely mega bacon.
20:14My!
20:23It's time!
20:24See you, son?
20:24It's time, ma'am.
20:27Ma'am, I wanted to ask you...
20:33Erm...
20:34Cuff it up, or fuck off.
20:38Would he be a good dad, you reckon?
20:42Of course you would, son.
20:44Sadly, your personality is the best prophylactic encounter.
20:48So I doubt you'll ever have to worry about burns, you daft bugger.
20:55Thanks, ma'am.
20:58I need to talk to you.
21:02Fuck it up, or Caffaff?
21:04Well, that's not right.
21:06You know what?
21:07Is it...?
21:08Forget it!
21:29So, apparently he had the best day ever with Uncle Bunface.
21:33Could've been talking about Harry.
21:34And you've got him doing homework.
21:37I've never seen anything like it.
21:40He reminds me of me when I was little...
21:42about the tag mound.
21:44And were tagged when you were eight?
21:47Too big for me ankle, so...
21:49they had to put it round me waist.
21:57Do you, er...
21:58want nothing else?
22:04Oi!
22:06Bedtime.
22:15You win!
22:18Is this a gun?
22:19Daphne, what do you like?
22:21Give me the rain, man.
22:30Sorry, Daphne.
22:32You've got them packing me sock.
22:39I'm so happy you're staying over.
22:43I want everything to be perfect.
22:45Yeah.
22:46Just wait right there.
23:02Good night, then, girlfriend.
23:05Sleep well.
23:07Good night, then, girlfriend.
23:18Sorry.
23:19Did I leave my phone in here?
23:27Sorry.
23:35Did I leave my phone in here?
23:36I love you.
23:50You, she's a good night.
23:51You, she's a nice man with me.
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